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(moaning, kissing)
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Did you bring protection?
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I consent to this.
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I consent to this.
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(moaning)
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(panting)
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That was surprisingly nice.
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Oh, yeah. (grunts)
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Five stars, huh?
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Wait, you're leaving?
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I thought you said
we would talk after.
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Oh. We're talking.
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We're agreeing to give
each other five stars.
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That's talking, right?
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Wow, uh...
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Okay. (chuckles)
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So...?
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(scoffs)
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You would've given me six stars
if you could've, huh?
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(sighs)
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(phone chimes)
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"Byron said:
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"Hair shorter than pics,
clingy vibe.
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Four stars"?
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Entitled motherfucker.
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BYRON:
Hey!
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Asshole!
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(sighs)
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-Delete Nitely app.
-(beeps)
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(sighs)
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♪ ♪
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(birds squawking)
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♪ ♪
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(indistinct chatter)
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(stammers)
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Mr. Brown.
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(groans)
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Mr. Brown!
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(groans)
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(dogs panting, whining)
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Ugh, hey, uh,
I have mandatory pet therapy...
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(clears throat) 'cause I tried
to kill myself yesterday.
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Oh, Mr. Brown.
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Well, one of our floofers
or puppers will cheer you up.
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Take your pick.
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Okay.
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-(sighs)
-(goat bleats)
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LUKE:
Hey, man.
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Oh, hey.
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You want Ernie?
He's awesome, and I'm done.
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-No, I was gonna...
Oh, okay, yep.
-(grunting)
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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(groans) Why do they
program him to shed?
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Hey, Ernie,
you're a little cutie.
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-Yeah.
-So I understand
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you were in
a bad place yesterday.
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You want to talk about it?
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Uh...
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Okay.
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Do I keep petting you, or...?
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It's only weird
if you make it weird.
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Okay.
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I've never done therapy.
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Although, my girlfriend
started last year.
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Interesting.
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So I'm supposed to
do what exactly?
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Let's start with why you were
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going to throw yourself
in the torrent.
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Right, the torrent.
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(sighs) I guess I...
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Also, this session's
being recorded
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for quality purposes. Go on.
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I had a great life.
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I was young, healthy,
great body,
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great face,
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great hair, great skin,
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great teeth,
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great eyes, great abs, great...
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Sounds like you had
every kind of privilege
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and you never questioned it.
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Then, bam,
self-driving car crash?
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That's not fair.
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Now I live in this
weird fantasy world
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with my girlfriend's grandma.
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Life's not fair.
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Neither is digital
life extension.
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What's fair
and what should happen,
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that's just in your head.
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-Super.
-You have to make
your own meaning.
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What makes life worth living
for you? Uh, uh...
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Y-You're petting me
extremely hard right now.
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Sorry, you're stressing me out.
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What's the meaning of life
in ten seconds? Come on.
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Think of it as
your bare minimum.
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What do you need so you won't
dive into that thing?
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I guess I just
still want to be a man.
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Well, what does that mean?
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Good question.
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I want to be independent
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and capable.
102
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When you're young, people
have to do everything for you,
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and then you grow up
and you become a man
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and-and people rely on you.
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Kids look up to you.
Women want to be with you.
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You know?
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I had that, or...
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I was on my way to that.
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Mm-hmm.
110
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I'm going to give you
an assignment.
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Talk to at least five
of your fellow uploads,
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take notes, then find me,
113
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and maybe you made a friend
who makes it all feel worth it.
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(growling)
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(grunts)
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Well, I'll just
wipe this off first.
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LUCY:
Myra,
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I have a drone
follow you everywhere,
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and every single day,
you give her sweets in the park.
120
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Now, today, get her to eat
the Rachel Ray Junior
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steamed squash I printed
this morning and nothing else,
122
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or I will fire you.
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-(sighs)
-Should I come back later?
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No, it's fine. Come in.
125
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I met with my bank,
126
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and they approved the loan
for my dad's upload. Yay!
127
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Uh, as long as my employer--
that-that's you--
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um, confirms in writing
that I qualify
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for the employee discount.
130
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What was wrong with him again?
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Dad has vape lung.
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He thought it was safer
than smoking,
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then all the studies came out.
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I thought he didn't believe
in upload.
135
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Well, he's still being
a bit of a Ludd about it,
136
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but, um, you know, when he sees
I've spent the money, I...
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You know, I don't feel
comfortable signing this.
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You need a 4.6 employee rating
to qualify for that discount.
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Right now,
you're at 4.598, so...
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Come on, I'm-I'm-I'm so close.
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Here's what I'll do.
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You could hit a 4.6 today,
143
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but then you could
slip under tomorrow.
144
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You hit a 4.8,
145
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and I'll sign this letter
as written, no prob.
146
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But I-I just need you
to sign it right...
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Those are my rules.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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(birds singing)
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-Hey, bud.
-Shh!
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I'm Nathan. I'm new.
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Seriously, shut up.
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Is anyone looking for me?
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No. Coast is clear.
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(exhales)
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(grunts)
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Oh, shit.
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Thanks a lot.
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What?
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What the hell?
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(grunting)
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Come here, you little...
164
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Oh, fuck. Uh, Angel?
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Hey.
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What the hell is going on here?
Did I do this?
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(grunting, groaning)
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(chuckles)
No.
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Dylan's been here for years.
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He fell off a cliff
on a school trip.
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He gets bored,
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so he has all the AI guys
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set to Street Fighter
in game mode.
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Game mode. Cool.
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How are you?
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-Feeling better today?
-Yeah, yeah, a little.
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Uh, I have a special assignment
from my therapist.
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-It's called The Five People
You Meet in Upload.
-Those are mine.
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Mine, mine, mine.
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I need to go around
and introduce myself to five
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-of the other uploads.
-Those are mine.
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
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I guess he thinks communication
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-is really important.
-Will you please back off?
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Hello?
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Nora, did I lose you?
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You know, just don't have
any expectations,
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then you won't get disappointed.
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Nah, not me.
You get what you expect in life,
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so I expect the best.
190
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Well, I'm sure
you'll get the best
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here at Horizen Lakeview.
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Is there anything else?
193
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Did I say something wrong?
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As your customer service
representative,
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it is my job to be of service
with any issues.
196
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Are there any specific issues?
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No.
198
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Thank you for using Horizen.
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(grunting)
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-(resounding boom)
-(AI Guy yelps)
201
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(device chimes)
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God, you are a sight
for sore eyes.
203
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I'm so sorry I didn't
call you back today, babe.
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Nonstop funeral planning.
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There's so much to do
before tonight.
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Flowers, gift bags.
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Well, maybe I can help
from here.
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I'm sure there's a ton of
meaningful stuff you could do,
209
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but don't get mad at me--
I did it all already.
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-(chuckles)
-WOMAN: Hold still.
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Ow! (gasps) Ooh.
212
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-What was that?
-It's just stem cells.
213
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I can't wait to upload so
I don't have to work this hard.
214
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You're so lucky.
215
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I'm sorry, I-I don't mean that
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the way that it... sounded.
217
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No, you're right, it, uh...
it is nice here.
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-Vaginaplasty, miss?
-Come again?
219
00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:04,062
Um, I'm getting ready
for my boyfriend's funeral.
220
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,315
So, no?
221
00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,066
Yeah. No.
222
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,943
(whispers):
Wow.
223
00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:12,779
After the funeral tonight,
you want to rent a VR sex suit,
224
00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,114
sleep over?
225
00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:17,075
Duh! Yes.
226
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,828
There's a shop on Melrose
with amazing Yelp reviews.
227
00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,496
I need you to close your eyes
and mouth.
228
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:24,166
Oh, babe, she's putting bees
on my face.
229
00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,293
Gotta go. Love you.
230
00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:28,253
Love you, too. Bye.
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00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,297
(bees buzzing)
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They're really mad today.
233
00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,636
(birds chirping,
insects trilling)
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00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,934
(imitates rock drumming)
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00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,771
♪ Now everybody ♪
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♪ Have you heard ♪
237
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,900
♪ If you're in the game ♪
238
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,818
♪ Then the stroke's the word ♪
239
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:52,903
♪ Ba da wa da wa ♪
240
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♪ Grab your vial ♪
241
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,496
♪ Bwee ba do, bwee ba do ♪
242
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:04,414
♪ Stroke me, stroke me ♪
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00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,917
♪ Could be a winner, boy,
you move quite well ♪
244
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♪ Stroke me, stroke me ♪
245
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:12,214
♪ Da da da da da da da
da da da. ♪
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(sighs)
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♪ ♪
248
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,515
(device beeps)
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00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:24,142
Hey. Yeah, what the hell?
250
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:27,104
I thought we said 10:30.
251
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:30,023
You told me to meet you
at the courts, man.
252
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,691
Well, I'm here,
and I don't see you anywhere.
253
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:47,082
So, what's in the news?
254
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:50,961
Um, I'm not Siri,
so look up your own news.
255
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:53,839
Yeah, yeah, you're not Siri.
256
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:57,008
'Cause who'd program Siri
to be so grumpy?
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I don't have to smile for you.
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I'm on break.
259
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:05,976
I just have stuff on my mind.
260
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,436
Shitty Nitely last night?
261
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,813
-Insulting. Uh...
-(Nathan chuckles)
262
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:12,065
I'm not discussing
my Nitely hookups with you.
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00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,942
Look up your own damn porn.
264
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,652
Hey, I have no
earthly needs anymore.
265
00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:18,280
I was asking out of a purely
spiritual desire to help.
266
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,365
Wait, you're joking, right?
267
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,326
Because you're supposed to
continue to have earthly needs.
268
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,787
Lack of sexual interest
is a sign of depression.
269
00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,581
Yes, I was joking.
270
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,166
And everything works okay?
271
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:32,794
I mean... I'm required to ask.
272
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,254
You can still, uh...
273
00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,464
Look up your own damn porn!
274
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,340
Oh, please. Yeah, right.
275
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,759
Is there anything left
to talk about?
276
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,137
Because I have 47 other clients.
277
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,430
So what? Let 'em wait.
278
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:44,764
We're all dead here anyway.
279
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,144
-(device beeping)
-WOMAN: Angel.
280
00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:52,189
Angel, I'm stuck in my closet.
281
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,983
Fixing that. Yes, ma'am.
282
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,985
Happy to provide
five-star service.
283
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,576
Are you sure you're okay?
284
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,328
I'll be fine.
285
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:09,748
So, what big plans today?
286
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,083
Water aerobics? Golf?
287
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,252
Oh, me? Uh, I have
homework from a dog,
288
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,379
and, uh, tonight,
my own funeral,
289
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,591
simulcast in Lakeview,
New York and L.A., so...
290
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,801
yeah, same old, same old.
291
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,846
Well, if you need me
292
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:27,891
for personal shopping,
technical service
293
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,768
or wrapping up
of unfinished business,
294
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,144
whatever...
295
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,896
(playful accent):
I'm a resource. Use me.
296
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,400
Right. So...
297
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,612
(chuckling)
298
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,616
(sighs)
299
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,372
♪ ♪
300
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,218
(clears throat)
301
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,470
Hey, cool boots.
302
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,972
Yeah.
303
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:11,518
I'm Nathan.
I live across the hall.
304
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,020
Hey, you look familiar.
305
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,981
Did you play the mayor
in Robocop?
306
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,024
(laughing):
No.
307
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,901
I'm David Choak.
308
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:22,904
Of, like, the Choak brothers?
309
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,239
Yeah.
310
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:26,366
We live on the same floor?
311
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:27,659
That's weird.
312
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,787
Well, I've got
25,000 square feet
313
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,832
and a 12-acre backyard
once you go through that door,
314
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,085
so I suppose it is
a little weird.
315
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:38,461
What did you do?
316
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,505
Uh, game designer.
Yeah, freeware.
317
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,132
And a little modeling
in college.
318
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,342
I mean, it's no big deal.
Mostly catalog work.
319
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,510
A couple commercials.
320
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,178
Not much money in freeware.
321
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,722
No.
322
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,682
And what did you do?
(chuckles)
323
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,059
Oh, not much. (chuckles)
324
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,686
Just co-ran the second-largest
325
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,229
privately owned company
in the world
326
00:14:56,271 --> 00:15:00,025
and influenced American politics
for a generation.
327
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,735
Yeah, no, I-I know.
328
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:05,614
So, these free games--
uh, anything with duck hunting?
329
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,366
No. Uh, my friend and I
are making an app.
330
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,035
It's called...
331
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,788
Um, it...
332
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,124
(chuckles) Sorry.
333
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,751
I'm blanking on the name.
334
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,295
You're blanking on the name
of your own app?
335
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,758
Yeah, I-I've been having
some memory gaps.
336
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,135
I guess I'm just
a little death-lagged.
337
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,262
Um, we wrote a program
that allows anyone
338
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:30,972
to save their own uploads.
339
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,766
So you can create
your own digital afterlife
340
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,934
and pass it down to friends
or family for free.
341
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,519
(laughs)
342
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:37,937
So you got murdered.
343
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,523
(chuckles)
344
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,193
No. I-I was in a car accident.
345
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,111
(chuckling):
Yeah, sure.
346
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,072
Yeah, you just, uh, threatened
347
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,823
a 600-billion-dollar-a-year
industry,
348
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,242
and no one murdered you.
349
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,663
(laughs, sighs)
350
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,665
Nobody murders anybody.
351
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,458
-(chuckles)
-(birds singing)
352
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:05,507
Okay. Well, he sucks.
353
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,425
This dog better know
what it's doing.
354
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,472
ROBOTIC VOICE:
Good morning, Mr. Brown.
Where to?
355
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:15,100
Uh, actually, car,
this is Fran Booth.
356
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,310
I've been asked
by the Brown family
357
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,854
to investigate
the November 24 crash.
358
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,898
Do you know where you are?
359
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:24,776
4499 Spaulding.
360
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,528
Correct.
361
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,196
Damage scan, please?
362
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:31,241
No damage to report.
363
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,828
-You are clearly very damaged.
-No.
364
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,705
(chuckling):
Okay, car.
365
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,791
Uh, pull up dashcam footage
from 11:00 to 11:37 p.m.
366
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,376
on the night of the crash.
367
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,002
Can't find anything.
368
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:47,006
But you were in motion,
so your cameras were activated.
369
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,050
Who are you again?
370
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,136
Where are the recordings?
371
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,972
Interesting.
372
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,768
♪ ♪
373
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,152
(bell jingles)
374
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,537
WOMAN:
Hi. You look a little lost.
375
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,205
Can I help you?
376
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:22,834
Hi. Yes. Um, I'm looking
to rent a sex suit.
377
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,210
It's my boyfriend's
funeral tonight,
378
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,171
and I want it
to be special for him.
379
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,007
Well, you know
how they work, right?
380
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,509
The fingers
on the inside inflate,
381
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,471
and since everything's better
wet, just use it in the tub.
382
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,306
Did you say fingers?
383
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:39,142
Setup can be fun
because everything's adjustable.
384
00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:42,812
You can make him hung like a
horse, add chest hair, whatever.
385
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,273
He can even give you
bigger boobs, extra boobs.
386
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:46,858
Whatever you want.
387
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,485
They really clean them well.
388
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,236
Oh, God, yeah. We have to.
389
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,405
You wouldn't believe what
we pull out of them sometimes.
390
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,491
It's not just a sex suit.
391
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,201
Old people want
to hug their grandkids,
392
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,036
and the kids throw up in there.
393
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,206
Ugh, people think they can do
anything in a rental.
394
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,874
(door opens, bells jingle)
395
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,084
Hey, where are you going?
396
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,961
(sighs) Nora?
397
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,047
I mean, Angel.
398
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,508
Seriously?
I do have other clients.
399
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,385
Hey, um, I thought of something
maybe you can help me with.
400
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,596
I can't remember everything.
401
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,181
-Everybody forgets stuff.
-Yeah, but shouldn't I know
402
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,433
the name of the project
I was working on last week?
403
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,435
Wait, you don't?
404
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:24,771
No. I mean, maybe there wasn't
enough storage space,
405
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,481
or I don't want
to sound paranoid,
406
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,149
but what if something
was edited?
407
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:29,734
I mean, I can remember
my high school prom,
408
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,653
but I used to know every word
to the big song
409
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,530
we danced to, and now nothing.
410
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,989
Okay? It's just blank.
411
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,491
That must be scary.
412
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,660
Fuck yeah. It is.
It's like...
413
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,995
you know, am I still me
if something's missing?
414
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,706
And-and is it just random
what I'm forgetting? I...
415
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:47,335
I have this awful feeling,
like I left the gas on.
416
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:50,088
You know, like whatever
I'm forgetting could just...
417
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,840
blow up my family.
418
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,550
Yikes.
419
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,468
I'm sorry.
420
00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,303
-Hey, what song?
-What?
421
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,013
What was your big prom song?
422
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,391
-"Uptown Funk."
-(chuckles)
423
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:04,060
Me, too. Um...
424
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:07,272
Okay. Um...
425
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,817
♪ This hit, that ice cold,
Michelle Pfeiffer ♪
426
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,152
♪ That white gold... ♪
Anything?
427
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:16,197
-Go on.
-♪ This one for them ♪
428
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,032
♪ Good girls, them hood girls ♪
429
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,868
♪ Straight masterpieces ♪
430
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:23,538
♪ Stylin', wilin',
livin' it up in the city ♪
431
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,748
BOTH: ♪ Got Chucks on
with Saint Laurent ♪
432
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,917
♪ Gotta kiss myself,
I'm so pretty ♪
433
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,295
-♪ Too hot ♪
-BOTH: ♪ Hot damn ♪
434
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,255
♪ Call the police
and the fireman ♪
435
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,090
♪ I'm too hot, hot damn ♪
436
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,175
♪ Say my name,
you know who I am ♪
437
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,177
♪ Girls, hit
your hallelujah, whoo ♪
438
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,054
♪ Girls, hit your
hallelujah, whoo ♪
439
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,848
-♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah ♪
-(chuckles)
440
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,725
♪ 'Cause uptown funk
gonna give it to ya ♪
441
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,643
♪ 'Cause uptown funk gonna
give it to ya ♪
442
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,562
♪ Saturday night
and we in the spot ♪
443
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,230
♪ Don't believe me, just watch ♪
444
00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,316
♪ Hey, dun-na-nah... ♪
Ooh, shit.
445
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,067
Got to go.
446
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,944
(chuckles)
447
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:57,488
(quietly):
♪ Uptown funk... ♪
448
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,450
Hey. I'm Nathan.
I'm new here.
449
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:03,536
Well, I see you've really
made yourself at home.
450
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:11,753
Okay.
451
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,630
Don't like him, either.
452
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,176
Hey, remember that
hot douchebag?
453
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,844
The one that
almost jumped yesterday?
454
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,179
Uh...
455
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,557
He might actually
be a good guy.
456
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,517
You assembled every one
of his memories.
457
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,853
Wouldn't you know
if he was for real?
458
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:32,815
Yeah, but weirdly, some of his
dot-mem files are damaged.
459
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,567
-(inhales sharply)
-Yeah.
460
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:37,070
Ah... well, I feel you.
461
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,780
I wasn't paying attention
yesterday,
462
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,199
and I put this
hipster woman's experience
463
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,160
of natural childbirth
into an old male judge.
464
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:45,536
Freaked him the fuck out.
465
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,706
-Jesus, Leesha.
-(both chuckling)
466
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,958
Whatever you do,
467
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,668
do not tell the dude
it was a fuckup.
468
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,044
He'll give you zero stars,
469
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,712
and you can't afford
to lose this job.
470
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,089
Well, neither can you.
471
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,091
Uh, I have my dog-walking gig,
472
00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:01,094
I do hair, and I'm the night
manager at Falafel Halal.
473
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:03,096
I'll survive.
474
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:07,016
(groans) Angel!
475
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,935
Oh, my God.
476
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,356
(frustrated grunting)
477
00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:16,651
Hey, Dylan.
478
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,069
Finally, Angel.
479
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:19,779
None of these computers work.
480
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:22,198
I can't get through
to my best friend, Breck.
481
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,326
I've tried voice, text, video.
482
00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:27,286
-Nothing works.
-Okay.
483
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:30,623
I'll call him IRL and figure out
how to get you connected.
484
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:32,291
Get ready to give me five stars.
485
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,293
We'll see.
486
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,713
No, Dylan was my best friend,
487
00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:40,008
in seventh grade,
and I'm sorry he died,
488
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,719
but he's still 11,
and I'm 18 now.
489
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,721
I don't want Pokémon anymore.
490
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:47,223
-Look, I understand.
-I want pussy.
491
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:50,059
Dude. Really?
492
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,812
You know,
friends do drift apart.
493
00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:54,897
No. Not my best friend.
494
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,607
Not Breck.
495
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,234
You're messing up somehow.
496
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:00,945
Yeah.
497
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,363
Probably.
498
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,032
You tried your best.
499
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:07,285
It just wasn't good enough.
500
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,288
-Wait, let me...
-Sorry.
501
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:16,002
Yeah, I'm, uh,
disappointed, too.
502
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,763
(electronic chiming)
503
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:29,140
Aah! (laughs)
504
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,434
Ah, it's too easy.
505
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,394
Dart around more!
506
00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:35,104
And make duck sounds!
507
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:38,316
Quack! Quack!
508
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,776
(panting):
Quack.
509
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,319
Quack.
510
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,737
You're doing good!
511
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,660
Three stars?
512
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,705
Come on, man. (sighs)
513
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:58,044
-Angel.
-What?
514
00:22:58,086 --> 00:22:59,337
What do you want?
515
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:05,218
Thank you. What do you need?
516
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,556
Thanks. That's nice.
517
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:14,560
Okay, I'm not sure
what I did to deserve that,
518
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:15,937
but it's nice to get.
519
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:20,024
(laughs) Okay, you got to be
breaking the rules or something,
520
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:22,610
'cause I'm sure
you're not supposed to keep
521
00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:24,153
giving me five stars
for nothing.
522
00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:27,740
(chuckles)
All right.
523
00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:30,243
I-I should do something
to earn these.
524
00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:33,704
Ta-da.
525
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:43,714
Okay, seriously,
what can I do for you?
526
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,716
Just ask me anything.
527
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,636
You know what you can do for me?
You can tell me what's wrong.
528
00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:49,971
'Cause you've been all like...
(growling)
529
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:52,306
...all day.
530
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,186
You got an hour?
531
00:23:57,228 --> 00:24:00,231
I have infinity.
532
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:01,315
Well, you know what?
In one sense,
533
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:02,692
it's just as bad as Nitely.
534
00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:04,068
You know, you have to keep
pleasing people,
535
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,653
and you can't let
your numbers down.
536
00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:08,364
-Emotional work is real work.
-Yeah. Exactly.
537
00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:09,824
And I can't walk away
from the job.
538
00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:12,410
-Why not?
-My dad. My-my dad's dying.
539
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,953
-Oh, God. I'm sorry.
-Yeah, it sucks.
540
00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:17,331
And-and my mom died unexpectedly
a few years ago.
541
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:20,418
-(groans)
-Exactly! And-and Dad doesn't
think heaven could be heaven
542
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,337
without Mom in it, which means
he's... he's basically okay
543
00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:25,214
with not being with me,
544
00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:29,135
which I might find romantic
if it wasn't so insulting.
545
00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:31,053
But really, I just feel like
he's clinically depressed
546
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,680
and not thinking straight.
547
00:24:32,722 --> 00:24:34,807
I mean, so he isn't saving
anything for upload.
548
00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:36,225
That's just all on me.
549
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:38,936
I mean, he might not even use it
if I pay for it.
550
00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:42,899
(groans softly)
551
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:45,735
(sighs)
552
00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:51,616
I guess my biggest fear
is he'll die, too,
553
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:55,703
and my last connection
to childhood
554
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:58,915
is just gone.
555
00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:04,045
And I won't ever find
anyone who...
556
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:07,465
understands me like that or...
557
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,634
loves me unconditionally.
558
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,346
Yeah.
559
00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:18,017
(sighs)
560
00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:22,271
Well, thanks.
561
00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:24,690
I feel a lot better.
562
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:27,568
I didn't do anything but listen.
563
00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:33,407
Pretend I'm giving you
five stars.
564
00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:40,748
♪ ♪
565
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:55,554
NATHAN:
I met five new uploads today,
566
00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:57,431
and I didn't like any of them.
567
00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,642
You do seem
less stressed, though.
568
00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:02,353
Well, the staff is nice.
569
00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:06,399
So, no more killing yourself?
570
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,567
Not today, and, uh,
I can't tonight.
571
00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:12,071
I have my funeral. So, see you.
572
00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:16,367
♪ ♪
573
00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,756
♪ ♪
574
00:26:50,318 --> 00:26:52,320
♪ ♪
575
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:07,168
-Ugh! That sucked.
-NATHAN: I don't know.
576
00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:08,502
I think it went okay.
577
00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:10,504
I fucking froze.
578
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:12,048
You were good. I'll admit.
579
00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:13,758
"We at Beyond
believe your income
580
00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,426
shouldn't determine
your digital afterlife"?
581
00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,428
Where'd you get that
economic inequality rap?
582
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,138
-NATHAN: It's just
the truth, man.
-Great stuff.
583
00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:20,681
Inspired tap dancing, brother.
584
00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:22,266
You think Cavern Investments
will bite?
585
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:25,394
Christ! Our next pitch
isn't for three weeks.
586
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:27,396
-Do we even have
enough cash...?
-Gentlemen!
587
00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:29,398
(panting):
Has anyone heard your idea?
588
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,150
Anyone from the big companies?
589
00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:34,153
NATHAN: Uh, just our families
and my girlfriend.
590
00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:36,197
Good. Don't tell anyone else.
591
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,240
We're ready to take this
full round ourselves.
592
00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:40,117
(chimes)
593
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,170
♪ ♪
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