All language subtitles for Saved by the Bell S02E14 The Babysitters_track3_[eng]

(bell ringing)

♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪

♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪

♪ And I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪

♪ By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ♪

♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪

♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪

♪ If the teacher pops a
test, I know I'm in a mess ♪

♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪

♪ Riding low in my chair ♪

♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪

♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow it'll be all right ♪

♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪

♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪

♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪

♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪

- Oh, look who's here.

- I got here as soon as I could.

What's Kelly's big emergency?

- That's what we're
waiting to find out.

- Yeah, she called all of us.

- Screech, didn't
you forget something?

- Of course, I forgot to
make my lizard a fly omelet.

- Screech, I think you
forgot your clothes.

- Lisa, I didn't want
you to see me this way

until our honeymoon.

Don't look.

- Don't worry.

- Hey, Kelly.

- Hey.

- Hey, why'd you want
us all to meet you here?

- Yeah, what's
the big emergency?

- Billy is.

- Aw.

Well, why'd you bring
your baby brother here?

- My parents got snowed
in at the ski lodge.

I gotta babysit Billy
till they come home.

- But they're taking the
cheerleading pictures

during first period.

- That's the emergency.

- You're right, how's he
gonna learn all those cheers

when he can't even talk yet?

- I was hoping you
guys could watch him

while I go for my picture.

Please, please, please.

- Come on, ask me something
easy like making sure

he grows up in a
nuclear-free environment.

I don't know the first
thing about babies.

- I do, they always spit
up on expensive clothes.

- I'll babysit him.

I've raised four
salamanders and a toad.

- Now you just need
someone to babysit Screech.

- Hey, Kelly, we'll
all watch him.

Come on.
- You guys are great.

Now here's his formula,
diapers, baby wipes,

pacifier, bottles,
and extra cotton.

- Well, what's the cotton for?

- For your ears when
Billy starts screaming.

Hi, sweetie.

Well, I guess you guys have fun.

Gotta go.

- Zack, I can't
take care of Billy.

I've got a test first period.

- I gotta go home
and get duded up.

- Uh uh.

- Well gee, sweetie, I'd
love to take care of you,

but this dress
isn't paid for yet.

Uncle Slater will have
to take care of you.

- Well, I guess it's just
you, me, and a baby, huh?

- It's just you, Preppy.

- Uh uh, come on.
- I've got a geometry quiz

to get to.
- No, uh uh.

Well, looks like I'm
a single parent, huh?

(Billy babbling)
Shh.

- Hi, Zack, do you have
the baby in the bag?

- Shh, quiet.

- Why, is Billy sleeping?

- No, you pinhead.

I just don't want anybody
to know he's in here.

- Too late, dipstick,
you already told me.

Oh, what are you gonna
do with the baby?

- What?

I can't hear you.

- What are you gonna
do with the baby?

- I've gotta find Kelly.

They must have taken the
cheerleaders pictures by now.

- Your attention please.

This is your
principal, Mr. Belding.

Yearbook pictures are
being taken in the library.

Chess club, it's your move.

Insect club, you go in five
minutes, so stop bugging me.

(laughing)

- That's me, Zack, I gotta fly.

- Oh, oh Screech, wait.

(Billy crying)

Well, Billy, I
guess it's just us.

Aw, come on, go
easy on me, okay?

Look, I don't know
much about babies.

I'm an only child.

(bell ringing)

Oh no, French class.

Look, whatever you do,
don't go oui oui, okay?

(bell ringing)

- Now students, we will soon
begin the oral examination.

Is everyone ready?

(Billy crying)

Monsieur Morris, something
you wish to share

with the rest of the class?

(Billy crying)

Uh, (squealing).

I'm just so excited to be
taking this French quiz today.

(squealing)

- Zacky, you make
such a good example.

Now just a petite
review before the quiz.

Remember your pronunciation.

The R in English is the
(speaking foreign language).

(Billy babbling)

Who said that?

(Billy babbling)

Zacky, was that you

who made the R so (speaking
in foreign language).

(Billy babbling)

(speaking in foreign language)

And you barely moved your lips.

Now, everyone do and
say just like Zacky.

(Billy babbling)

(class imitating baby)

(Billy crying)

(class imitating baby)

Wait (speaking in
foreign language).

That is not a French sound.

(Billy crying)

(class imitating crying)

Students, students.

(Billy crying)

(class imitating crying)

- Kelly did what?

- [Class] Kelly did what?

- Uh, emergency, I gotta go.

- [Class] Uh,
emergency, I gotta go.

- [Teacher] Class,
where are you going?

- Kelly sure picked a great
time to break her arm.

Yeah, she did.

- Guess those are the breaks.

- Look, we don't know
when she'll be back
from the hospital.

So the best thing to
do is leave the baby

with the school nurse.

- Freddy Krueger's mother?

Uh uh, no way.

- Okay, we'll leave
him with Belding then.

- But Billy's too young to
go to the principal's office.

- Yeah, besides Kelly asked
us to take care of him.

We're the ones she trusts.

- Zack, you're not being
reasonable about this.

- She's right, Zack, we
do have to go to class.

- Look, you do what
you have to do,

but I'm not gonna shirk
my responsibility.

- You really care about
this baby, don't you?

- Yes.

Hey, we're pals, okay?

We speak the same language, huh?

(Billy laughing)

- [Belding] Attention
please, this is Mr. Belding.

(Billy crying)

- We feel the same way, kid.

- Spirit squad
meets on the field.

Go team!

And go now.

- Bye, Billy, we gotta split.

- Say cheeseburger, Mr. Belding.

- Cheeseburger, but
I didn't order one.

What are you doing here?

- The yearbook staff asked
me to be their photographer.

It's my hobby.

- Well, it's nice of
you to volunteer, Max.

- Who said anything
about volunteering?

You guys are paying me a bundle.

Smile.

- Whoa, wait a minute, Max.

Wait a minute.

If you're on the payroll, I
want a portrait for Mrs. B.

- [Max] Say medium rare.

- Medium rare.

(camera snapping)

- Hey, you gotta be on the
field for the track pictures.

- Yeah, I know.

But I'm gonna have to find
some way to hide Billy.

- Hey, well, you know what?

I'll watch him for
you when I get back

from my wrestling picture.
- Oh, thanks.

- Aw, what's the
matter with him?

- I don't know, he
just does that a lot.

- Well, you know, maybe
he's hungry or something.

- [Zack] Oh yeah.

- Hey, got a Ding
Dong in my gym bag.

- Babies don't eat
Ding Dongs, Ding Dong.

Maybe he's thirsty.

- No sweat, I have a
can of root beer too.

- I don't know, maybe he
needs to be burped or changed.

- [Both] Changed.

- Look, put him down
on the bench here.

I've seen this done
a million times.

- So what do we do first?

- Well, first we lay him down.

Then we get our umbrellas

because we don't want to
be given a baby shower.

- Yes, there.

Yes.

Freshman.

- What, are you looking
at something, Mancuso?

- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I think we start by taking
the old one off, right?

- Right.
- All right.

- Okay.
- Here we go.

- Get this thing off.

- You got it?
- Got it.

- Oh!
- Oh man!

What do we do with that?

- You know what?

Let's put it in here.

- You put that in your locker?

- Nah, that was Mancuso's.

- So what do we do next?

Aw, see now that's what was
wrong with him all the time.

- Yeah, now we just gotta
cover him with a new one.

- Oh wait, I'll do this.

I know it.

- Hey, I'll do it.

You don't know anything.

- No, he's my responsibility.

We've had French class together.

We've bonded, okay?

- Hey, I know what I'm doing.

Let it go.
- No, come on.

- Oh, good one.
- Good one, Slater.

That was his last diaper.

- I just remembered.

Picture time, I gotta go.

- Well, suppose Billy has to go.

- You're bonded,
you figure it out.

- What are we gonna do?

(Billy crying)

Shh, watch this.

Okay, yes.

There you go.

Yes, there you go.

You see, come here.

Hold on, all right.

There you go, you see that?

Uncle Slater won't mind
if you borrow his shirt.

You know, you're awfully
cute when you're not leaking.

Maybe someday I'll have a kid,

and I won't mind if
he's just like you.

Yes.

Now son, this is your
first day of school,

so I want you to behave yourself

and make your old
man proud, okay?

- Okay.
- Okay.

Hold it, come here.

Let me have the water gun.

And the frog.

There you go.

And the phone.

- Aw, Dad.

- Come on.

There you go.

All right, son, now put it
here, put it here, okay?

Right here, just
like I taught you.

Burn one in, no batter, okay?

- Okay, Dad.
- Just like I taught you.

- Here comes my best pitch.

(glass shattering)

- Whoa, have you go
at great arm, kid.

Of course, that window is
coming out of your allowance.

- Aw, Dad.

- Well, son, just
a few seconds ago

you were playing little league.

Now you're leaving for
college to play the field, eh?

Gosh, they grow up fast.

- Well, I'm off, Dad.

Gotta get a headstart
on partying.

- That's right.

Hold it, let me have
the credit card.

- Aw, Dad.

- That's my boy.

Okay, Billy, come
on, we gotta sprint.

Hey, Jessie, Lisa.

Oh come on, you guys
gotta help me out here.

Yes, they do.
- Sure, Zack.

Why is Billy wearing
Slater's shirt?

- Well, it's a long, wet story,

but he's a cute little squirt.

- So what do you want us to do?

- Oh, just watch Billy
here for a second.

- But we've got
home ec this period.

- Oh, perfect.

Hey, if he gets hungry,
just make his formula.

Come on, here.

- Zack.

- Oh, come on.

Look, if I'm not back before
the end of your class,

I'll just have Screech
relieve you, okay?

Please, Jessie, come on.

- All right, go ahead.

- Thanks.

Oh, oh, oh, and remember
don't jiggle him if he cries.

Rock him.

And don't burp him too
hard after the bottle.

He hates that.

- Now, girls, pay
close attention.

Infant care is a big part
of your grade this term.

Now remember, it's
very important

to support your baby's head.

Holding your baby any other way

could make it very
uncomfortable.

See, now that could hurt baby.

- Now I know what
happened to Screech.

- And remember, should
the unexpected happen,

it's important not
to lose your head.

(Billy crying)

My, they make these dolls
lifelike, don't they?

(Billy crying)

- How do I make him stop crying?

- Quiet, and we'll buy
you a new wardrobe.

See, always worked with me.

- Mrs. Hatcher, can I take
the yearbook pictures now?

- Girls, the
photographer is here.

Put your babies down.

Gently.

I see we're gonna have
to work on that tomorrow.

Oh, very good, Miss Spano.

Come along, girls.

- Should I leave him here?

- Where's he gonna go?

- Hurry, girls,
you're holding us up.

Now group together, look
like little mothers.

Uh, Miss Spano, Muss Turtle,
what is it that you're doing?

- Uh, drying our nails?

- Actually we're on
the Spirit Squad.

- Jessie, I already took
that picture this morning.

You were great.

- We just can't help ourselves.

We've got so much spirit
left over, don't we?

- Yeah, we're just full of it.

In fact, here's one
of our latest cheers.

- [Jessie And Lisa]
Move it to the left.

Move it to the right.

Further to the right.

Not there.

Yes, there.

You got it, you got it,
fight, fight, fight!

- Oh, Screech, you're a pal.

You came through for
me and got Billy.

Were the girls still in home ec?

- Yeah, it looks like fun too.

They end each
class with a cheer.

- Here, I'll take
the little guy.

Boy, I missed him.

Hey!

- Looks like I missed
the little guy too.

- Screech, you got
a dummy, you dummy.

- How could anyone
mistake one of those dolls

for the real baby?

I mean, you absolutely have to
be some kind of major doofus.

- Well I agree, but I wouldn't
call Jessie that to her face.

- Me?

You took the wrong baby.

- I only took the one
you pointed to, doofus.

- Now look, the important thing
right now is to find Billy.

Now, you're sure he's
not in the classroom?

- Well yeah, after Max left,
Mrs. Hatcher dismissed us all.

And by the time we snuck
back in, he was gone.

- Well, did you
look hard enough?

Did you?

Well, I don't think so!

- Zack.
- Look, none of us are leaving

this floor until
we find my baby.

- Your baby?

Zack, I think you're
getting hysterical.

- Zack, don't worry,
we'll find him.

Besides, it's not your fault.

- So where's the bambino?

- Zack lost him.

- You're an unfit mother.

- Look, I'm not the
one who lost him.

It was Tweedle Dee and
Tweedle Dummies over here.

- Look, we're not doing
any good standing around.

- All right, look,
we'll spread out,

and we'll search every
inch of this school

until we find him, okay?

- Zack, what are you gonna tell
Kelly if we don't find him?

- I'll worry about that later.

- Welcome to later.

- Hey.

- Kelly, are you all right?

- Yeah.
- I'm okay now.

But take it from me.

If you're ever on top
of a human pyramid,

make sure someone's
on the bottom.

So where's Billy?

- Uh, Billy?

Billy, short, bald
guy, drools a lot?

- My baby brother.

Come on, guys, where's Billy?

- Where's Billy?

Uh, Jessie, why
don't you go get him.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, I'll go find him.

I mean, I'll go get him.

I mean, I'm going now.

Yeah, that's it.

- Good luck!

I mean, see you later!

Hey, Max, here's a great
shot for the yearbook.

Bayside's bravest cheerleader
wounded in the line of duty.

- Great idea.

- Me?
- Oh, sure.

Hey, it'd be perfect
for the cover.

Now just stand over there.

It'll make it a more
interesting shot, yeah.

(manic piano music)

- That was fun, thanks Max.

Where's Jessie?

I guess Billy's still sleeping.

(Billy crying)

Billy?

- [Belding] Googie,
googie, googie.

- Mr. Belding?

Aw.

- Can you say detention?

- Oh, Mr. Belding, thank
goodness Billy is with you.

We were so worried.

- You mean you guys didn't
know where Billy was?

- Um.
- Of course we knew.

Oh golly, yes.

- We knew it all along.

- Wait a minute, but you
said you were worried.

- Oh, yes, worried that
Mr. Belding wasn't getting

any work done.
- Right.

- Hey, with all the work he
does, hey, he still takes time

to watch your little
baby brother so, so, uh,

none of us would have to
miss our yearbook pictures.

That's it.
- Yeah.

- I did?

- Oh, the man is saint.

Should have a river
named after him.

- That's true, but what are
all of you doing in my office?

- Well, Lisa and Jessie
had the baby in home ec,

and they were supposed to.

- Actually, sir, we
just couldn't agree on

who would be the lucky one
to thank you in person.

- That's right,
sir, so we all came.

- Yeah.
- Yes, but what is Kelly's

baby brother doing at
Bayside in the first place?

- Don't you know, Mr. Belding?

- I guess he forgot.

It's okay, Mr. Belding,
at your age that's normal.

- What's normal?

- Memory loss.

- That's funny, I don't
remember losing my memory.

- Well, that's the
first sign of old age.

- Wait a minute, yes, yes
I remember everything now.

And so clearly.

Kelly, your baby
brother is adorable.

What's his name again?

- Billy.

- Right, I knew that.

And you're Lisa.

See, I'm still young.

- Mr. Belding, I've taken
all the yearbook pictures,

but there's always
room for one more.

Everybody watch the birdie.

- Uh oh, Billy, my shirt is wet.

(laughing)

- I'll carry Billy home for you.

- Zack, you've really become
fond of him, haven't you?

I'm seeing a whole new you.

- Well, how about the
new me taking the old you

to a movie Saturday night?

- Zack, something tells me
you haven't changed that much.

- Oh yeah?

Hey, I changed him
38 times, didn't I?

Yes, I did.

- But I have to admit
it's nice to know

that when I need you
I can count on you.

- Did you see that, Billy?

- What about me?

I helped too.

Billy's wearing my best shirt.

- Thanks, I can
count on you too.

- Hey, come here, little buddy.

Come here, come here, come here.

(Billy crying)

Hey, don't worry, Kelly,
I'll get him to stop.

Yo, kid, give it a rest.

Hey look, it worked when my
mother said it to me, all right?

- Here, come here.

Come here, yes.

Yes.

Come here, yeah.

- It's amazing.

(Billy babbling)

- Shh, he's trying
to say something.

- Well, he can't talk yet.

- [Billy] Zack.

- He talked.

Billy said his first word.

- Wait a minute, what'd he say?

Snack?

- No, he said Zack.

I am totally amazed.

- Not me.

That's my boy, we've bonded.

(upbeat rock music)