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(bell ringing)
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♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
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♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪
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♪ And I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books ♪
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♪ And I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪
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♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪
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♪ Riding low in my chair ♪
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♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow it'll be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(upbeat pop rock music)
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(upbeat pop rock music)
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- Everybody's excited
about the class ski trip.
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Unfortunately, we
don't have any money.
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Now if I don't come up
with something quick,
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I'm gonna have to sell
my parent's house again.
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(audience laughing)
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- Hey, I see you're
ready for the trip.
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- What are you talkin' about?
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- Well, you got your ski poles.
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Oh I'm sorry, those
are your legs.
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(laughing)
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- Real cute isn't he?
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- Um excuse me, could you
find our waiter for us please?
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- No, this I cannot do, for he
hath gone to a better place.
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- What do you mean?
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- He's in the bathroom.
(laughing)
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- Who are you?
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- My name is James.
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- James, you should be an actor.
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- I am an actor.
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And to prove it, I will
now act like a waiter.
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Tip is not included, check.
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- Guys, we have
got a real problem,
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how are we gonn pay
for the ski trip?
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- Well, I make money
the old fashioned way:
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I pout until daddy
gives it to me.
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- I could charge
lonely girls 25 cents
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to watch me flex my muscles.
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- You know what they say,
big muscles, small brain.
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(audience laughing)
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- Hey, I just thought of
a great way to make money.
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- Zack, your ideas
only help you.
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That's selfish, that's unfair.
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- A carnival.
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- That is a really great idea.
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- Hey guys, I got
a great idea how
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to make money for the ski trip.
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I'll sell my body to science.
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- You'd have to pay
'em to tow it away.
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(audience laughing)
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- Oh, come on, let's go ask
Belding about a carnival.
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- All right, let's make this
quick, I have a school to run.
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- Well, Mr. Belding, I think
you're one of the best,
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no, the best principal in
the history of principalism.
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Doesn't everybody agree?
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- [All] Oh yes, yeah--
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- Zack, you're not a matador,
so take the bull outside.
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(audience laughing)
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- What the blonde sucker
upper is trying to say is that
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we'd like to have a carnival
to make money for our ski trip.
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- Good idea, do it.
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- Really?
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- That's great.
- All right.
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- Thanks Mr. Belding.
- Oh, you got it dude.
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- Great, I've got places
to go and lips to gloss.
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- [Zack] All right.
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- Zack.
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Zack.
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Wait.
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Do you know what the
letters F, F, D and C mean?
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- Fine feathered dogs and cats.
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(audience laughing)
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- No.
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- That's okay, I love this game.
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- F, F, D and C are your grades
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in science, history,
english and math.
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- Wow, hey I didn't know I
was doin' that well in math.
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A C.
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- Zack, you're flunking.
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I think it's time for me to
finally meet your father.
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- My father?
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Come on, wait a second sir, my
mother always come to school,
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I mean she's got her
own parking space.
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- She's also got
no idea what kind
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of student you really are.
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- Well, you gotta love her sir.
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- No father, no ski trip.
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You tell your father
to be in my office
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at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning.
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- I want my mommy.
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(audience laughing)
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- Look, you buy 100
computers from us
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and I'll knock off 20%.
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All right, all right,
I'll even throw
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in season tickets
for the Lakers.
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Fine, call me back.
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- Hi dad.
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- Your mom said you
wanted to see me.
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Is there a problem?
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- Problem?
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Well yes, but it's not mine.
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I have a friend who
has a big problem.
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You see--
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(phone ringing)
- Excuse me, just a minute.
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Derek Morris.
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Yes, yes, those seats are good.
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Listen, these seats are so
close that Magic Johnson
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is gonna have to dribble
around you just to score.
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(audience laughing)
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All right, I'll see you later.
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Now what were you saying, son?
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- Uh, well, my friend's grades
are kinda below average.
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Now, if you were his
father, which you're not,
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would you let him go
on a ski trip anyway
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if he promised to work
really, really, really
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hard after he got back?
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- Absolutely not.
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School comes first.
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- Oh.
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- What's a matter,
something wrong?
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- Actually Dad,
the truth is that--
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(phone ringing)
- Excuse me, just a second.
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Yup, Derek Morris.
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Yes, could you hold
for a minute, yeah.
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You know son, if I were
your friend's father
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I think that I would ground him.
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Actually, I'd
ground him for life.
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Are we finished here?
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- I know I am.
(audience laughing)
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- Good, I'm glad I
could help you out.
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Listen I got a
great deal for you.
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You just gotta end it.
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- I'm grounded for life.
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(audience laughing)
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(knocking)
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Hello?
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Hey, uh, who's here?
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- How have you been Zack?
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- Oh, fine, there, Jessie.
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- Preppy, we've come
to visit ya. (coughs)
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- Yeah, you've been
grounded for 75 years.
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- Oh. (chuckles)
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Hey, I'll call you back.
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I've got company.
(audience laughing)
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- Well you missed a lot Zack.
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We all have kids.
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Our kids have kids, and
their kids have kids.
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- And their kids have zits.
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Whoa!
(audience laughing)
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- Is that you Screech?
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- Hm, I remember Screech.
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Cute little fella.
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Whatever happened to him?
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- Let's go to the concert.
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- Yeah, favorite
group's performin'.
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- Yeah.
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The Old Men on the Block.
(audience laughing)
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- Well good bye Preppy.
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Come along dear, come along.
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- Uh, dear?
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You and Slater?
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- Well you haven't been
around for 75 years, Zack.
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After 60, I got frisky.
(laughing)
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(soft, fantastical music)
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- Oh.
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(upbeat pop rock music)
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Mr. Belding wants
to meet my dad.
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What am I gonna tell him
when he doesn't show up?
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- Tell him you have two moms.
(audience laughing)
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- No, I think I'll tell him
I have an idiot for a friend.
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- Would you like to
hear tonight's specials?
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To begin with, we have
the fresh onion soup,
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followed by an Indian curry.
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It's very good, very,
very good indeed.
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And for dessert, we have
a German chocolate cake.
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You will eat it,
you will like it.
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There is no choice.
(audience laughing)
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- Wow, you're really good.
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- Thank you, I'm rehearsing
for my acting class.
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So, what's it gonna be fellas?
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- Uh.
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Just a coke, I'm
not really hungry.
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- Is something wrong?
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- No.
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- No?
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You're failing and when the
principal meets your dad,
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you won't be able to
go on the ski trip.
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Oh, it'll be sadder
than the end of E.T.
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(audience laughing)
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- If you were my son,
I'd let you go skiing.
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- You would?
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(knocking)
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- Come in.
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Oh, right on time, Zack.
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- Mr. Belding,
this is my father.
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Dad?
(audience laughing)
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- Hello, I'm Derek Morris.
(audience laughing)
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- Nice to meet you, Mr. Morris.
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- I'm on a very tight schedule
Mr. Beldin, er, Berding,
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so if we could just
get on with this.
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- Sure.
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- Belding, Belding.
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- Mr. Morris.
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Your son's grades are down.
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(gasping)
(audience laughing)
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I feel that two weeks
extra help after school
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would be beneficial.
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- Two weeks?
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- I don't agree with that.
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- Good one, dad.
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- Two months is more like it.
- What?
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- I'm gonna get Zack the
toughest tutor money can buy,
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and I'm gonna make him study
an extra six hours every night.
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And, no ski trip.
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- Mr. Morris, I think
you're overreacting.
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- And overacting.
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- Well, this is
just high school.
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It's not like, well, he's
ever gonna remember most
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of this stuff when
he gets out of here.
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I mean, who cares about the
isosceles triangle anyway?
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- I care, I care.
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Now, I see why Zack
turned out like this.
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- Father?
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I failed you.
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- Oh Zack, you're not so bad.
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- Oh yes he is.
- No, he's not.
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- No, yes he is.
- No, he's not.
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- No really, he is.
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- Zack is a decent kid.
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Good.
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Almost.
- Almost.
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- So why don't you ease
up on him, Mr. Morris?
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- You're a compassionate
man, Mr. B.
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Uh, Zack was right about you,
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why he was going on and on--
- Dad.
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You're embarrassing me.
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- Well, hm.
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Maybe you're right, Mr. Belding.
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I'll let you go on the
ski trip after all,
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if it's all right with you.
- Sure.
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- Oh, dad.
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Mr. Belding,
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I love you guys.
(audience laughing)
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(upbeat pop rock music)
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(audience laughing)
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- Screech, I didn't
know you looked so good
256
00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,570
in a bathing suit.
257
00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,110
- See what you're missing, baby?
258
00:10:13,110 --> 00:10:17,950
- Move it, or lose it.
(audience laughing)
259
00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:21,820
- Very tempting.
260
00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,990
- Don't even think about it.
261
00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:28,190
Of course, you're a
girl, so it's not like
262
00:10:28,190 --> 00:10:31,190
you could hit it
anyway. (chuckles)
263
00:10:31,190 --> 00:10:34,190
(audience exclaims)
264
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,800
(banging)
265
00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,500
You know what I like
about you Jessie?
266
00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,370
You throw just like a girl.
267
00:10:41,370 --> 00:10:44,110
Hey, why don't you just
hire a man to do it?
268
00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:45,970
(audience exclaims)
269
00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:47,140
(hitting)
(clicking)
270
00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:51,780
(splashing)
(audience laughing)
271
00:10:55,220 --> 00:11:00,050
- I hope pigs can swim.
(audience exclaims)
272
00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,090
- Hey, Screech, I did it.
273
00:11:02,090 --> 00:11:03,420
And James was so tough,
Belding will never
274
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:04,830
call on my father again.
275
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:05,830
- All right.
276
00:11:07,230 --> 00:11:09,100
- Zack, I have a
surprise for you.
277
00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,500
I wrote your father a
letter and invited him
278
00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:13,030
to come see me again.
- What?
279
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,440
- He wrote your
father a letter and--
280
00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,070
(audience laughing)
281
00:11:17,070 --> 00:11:18,940
- I'm gonna ask him to
chaperone the ski trip.
282
00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:22,010
I think it'd be good
for both of you.
283
00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:26,580
- Boy is he wrong.
(audience laughing)
284
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,550
- Mr. Belding,
this is my father.
285
00:11:30,550 --> 00:11:31,790
- Derek Morris.
286
00:11:33,090 --> 00:11:35,920
(audience laughing)
287
00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:37,160
- Hello.
288
00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:41,130
I am Dick Belding.
(audience laughing)
289
00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:42,660
- Is Zack is trouble?
290
00:11:42,670 --> 00:11:44,170
- Trouble? Zack?
291
00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:47,230
Well, I don't believe
I've ever heard those two
292
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,440
words used in the
same sentence before.
293
00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:54,710
- Mr. Belding, you're too kind.
294
00:11:54,710 --> 00:11:56,440
- That's a nice tie.
295
00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:58,650
Silk?
(hitting)
296
00:11:58,650 --> 00:12:02,120
(audience laughing)
297
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:02,950
- Now.
298
00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:08,520
- Wait.
299
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:09,460
- What now, Screech?
300
00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:10,890
I'm late for an appointment.
301
00:12:10,890 --> 00:12:13,330
- Mr. Belding, come quick,
someone poisoned the chess team.
302
00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:16,560
- It's a sick world.
(audience laughing)
303
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:19,100
- Mr. Morris, I wanted
to speak to you about
304
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:20,670
your son, Zackaria.
305
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,040
(audience laughing)
306
00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,240
- There's no, um,
no problem, I hope?
307
00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,110
- Problem?
308
00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:29,840
Zack?
(laughs)
309
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:34,410
Why Zack is the most improved
student we have at Bayside.
310
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,620
Just look at these grades.
311
00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:39,250
A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A.
(audience laughing)
312
00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:40,520
- I worked hard for you, dad.
313
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,690
- You're just a computer
chip off the old black,
314
00:12:42,690 --> 00:12:44,690
aren't you, Zack?
315
00:12:44,690 --> 00:12:47,130
- I think you should
reward the boy.
316
00:12:47,130 --> 00:12:51,200
Perhaps buy him a car.
(audience laughing)
317
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,870
- A Ferrari.
318
00:12:52,870 --> 00:12:54,500
- Sorry, no Ferrari.
319
00:12:55,970 --> 00:12:57,600
- No harm in trying.
320
00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:00,010
Well come on dad,
Mr. Belding has many
321
00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:01,580
important things to do.
322
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:04,080
- Oh, I think I do, hm.
323
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,750
- Wait a sec, is that a XR-7000?
324
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:11,290
- Why yes, I guess, yes it is.
325
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:14,090
- You know, I sell these things.
326
00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:16,590
What kind of lease do you
have on this, Mr. Belding?
327
00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:17,860
- I don't know.
328
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,230
(audience laughing)
329
00:13:23,230 --> 00:13:25,230
- Stall, stall.
330
00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:28,570
(upbeat pop rock music)
331
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,670
- Oh my gosh.
332
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,440
(audience laughing)
333
00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,740
- [Zack] I repeat, stall, stall.
334
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:37,950
- What'd you say?
335
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:42,380
- I think there are more
in the stall, stall.
336
00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:44,890
- No, we're not happy nerds.
337
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:47,320
(audience laughing)
338
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,760
- What happened?
339
00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,190
- North Valley, sir,
they spiked our Ovaltine.
340
00:13:51,190 --> 00:13:52,590
- Stay here, I'll get the nurse.
341
00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:53,560
- Wait.
342
00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,430
(dropping)
Oops.
343
00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:57,200
(audience laughing)
344
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,730
- A walkie talkie?
345
00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:02,040
- Boy, that's the last time I
order a sub with everything.
346
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:04,400
- What's going on here?
347
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:07,880
You guys are faking, aren't you?
348
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,380
(audience laughing)
349
00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:10,540
- Well, uh--
350
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,510
- No, no, wait a
minute, wait a minute.
351
00:14:12,510 --> 00:14:14,750
I have a meeting
with Zack's father.
352
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,950
Something tells me I better
get back to the office, quick.
353
00:14:17,950 --> 00:14:19,990
And I'll deal with
you nerds later.
354
00:14:19,990 --> 00:14:21,120
- We're not nerds.
355
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,120
We're chess jocks, okay?
356
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:24,960
- Okay.
357
00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:29,300
- Little egg to big
egg, the bald eagle
358
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,600
is flying your high.
359
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:34,570
I repeat, the bald eagle
is flying your way.
360
00:14:34,570 --> 00:14:36,570
- Mr. Belding, I can
get you a better lease
361
00:14:36,570 --> 00:14:38,010
on these computers.
362
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:39,270
I'd like to do that for you.
363
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:43,080
I, uh, I'll call ya.
(audience laughing)
364
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,850
- Zack, I'll see you
later at home, son.
365
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:45,750
- Bye, dad.
366
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,650
- Hurry, Belding's
coming, come on.
367
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,890
(hitting)
(audience laughing)
368
00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:57,860
- I got you now.
369
00:14:57,860 --> 00:14:59,330
- Sir?
370
00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:00,690
- You thought you had
me, didn't you, with the,
371
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,230
the chess team, the
nerds, poisoned Ovaltine,
372
00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:05,630
but you didn't, 'cause
I knew something strange
373
00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:07,700
was going on in here.
374
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:12,710
- Mr. Belding, the only strange
thing in this office is you.
375
00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:17,010
- I need a vacation.
376
00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:22,020
(upbeat carnival music)
(students chattering)
377
00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:29,090
(hitting)
(pinging)
378
00:15:29,090 --> 00:15:31,490
(students clapping)
379
00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:32,530
- Do you have brains?
380
00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:33,960
Do you have talent?
381
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:37,230
Well if so, then you
are way ahead of Slater.
382
00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:39,530
But he is strong,
don't push, don't push,
383
00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:42,000
he's got enough
muscles for everybody.
384
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,240
(audience laughing)
385
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,070
All right.
386
00:15:47,810 --> 00:15:48,940
One,
387
00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:49,810
two,
388
00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:50,710
three,
389
00:15:50,710 --> 00:15:51,780
go!
390
00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:54,710
- Ugh!
(students awwing)
391
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,950
(audience cheering)
392
00:15:57,950 --> 00:15:59,490
- How was that?
393
00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:00,390
- Stupid,
394
00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:01,620
dumb,
395
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:04,390
did I mention pinhead?
(audience laughing)
396
00:16:04,390 --> 00:16:05,530
- What are you talkin' about?
397
00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:07,060
I killed that guy.
398
00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:09,900
- Yeah, and dead guys don't
pay a dollar to arm wrestle.
399
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:11,400
Slater, you gotta play along.
400
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,030
Make 'em think they're
winning before you slam 'em.
401
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,040
- Okay.
402
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,640
Okay.
403
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,470
- Next?
404
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,280
(clears throat)
405
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,110
- Wait.
406
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:29,580
You're mine.
(audience laughing)
407
00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:31,750
- One,
408
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:32,620
two,
409
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:33,450
three,
410
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,520
go!
411
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,760
(cheering)
412
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,260
(cheering)
413
00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:43,130
- I did it!
414
00:16:43,130 --> 00:16:44,000
I did it!
415
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,930
I beat Slater.
416
00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:50,600
You're not so tough.
(audience laughing)
417
00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:55,310
- How could you do that to me?
418
00:16:56,980 --> 00:17:00,050
- I'll let you know when
we're on the slopes.
419
00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:00,880
Next?
420
00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:07,690
(students chattering)
(upbeat carnival music)
421
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:08,820
- Hi.
422
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,120
This is for me,
423
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,790
and this is for you.
424
00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:17,460
(audience laughing)
425
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,740
(audience laughing)
426
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:28,280
(audience laughing)
427
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:31,610
(upbeat carnival music)
428
00:17:34,150 --> 00:17:35,050
- That one.
429
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,090
- Wow, you're right.
(students clapping)
430
00:17:39,090 --> 00:17:40,550
Hey, great guess.
431
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,460
If you would have done a dollar,
you could have won a prize.
432
00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:44,560
- Oh no.
433
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,890
- Oh yes.
(audience laughing)
434
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:50,130
And just think what
you'd win for $10.
435
00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:51,600
- Dare I dude?
436
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:55,700
- Like, for sure, dude.
(audience laughing)
437
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,600
Here we go.
438
00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:02,580
(upbeat music)
(audience laughing)
439
00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:06,850
- The first one.
440
00:18:06,850 --> 00:18:10,320
(laughing)
- Better luck next time.
441
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,150
- Gnarly.
442
00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:13,750
Thanks, dude.
443
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,990
- Attention, please.
444
00:18:15,990 --> 00:18:17,990
Get your tickets now
and be the first ones
445
00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:21,400
to sink Mr. Belding
in the dunk tank.
446
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,860
(students cheering)
447
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,370
- Hey, this is great.
448
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:28,100
Mr. Belding's in the dunk
tank, and I'm going skiing.
449
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:31,970
And my dad, ha, he never
knew there was a problem.
450
00:18:31,970 --> 00:18:34,210
My dad?
(audience laughing)
451
00:18:34,210 --> 00:18:35,680
Dad, what are you doing here?
452
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:36,980
- Oh hi Zack, I was looking
around for Mr. Belding.
453
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:38,950
I wanted to close
that computer deal.
454
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:40,050
Where is he?
455
00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:43,050
- [Student] All right, yeah.
456
00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:45,250
- I think he's over here
at the toad races, come on.
457
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,550
- Hey guys, you wanna throw?
458
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,290
- Oh sorry, A.C.,
I'm here on business.
459
00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:51,020
- Oh come on, it'll
only take a second.
460
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:51,890
Here.
461
00:18:51,890 --> 00:18:53,190
Show us how it's done.
462
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,560
- No, I mean, come on dad.
- Hey, hey.
463
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,430
- Oh, why not?
464
00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:57,100
It looks like fun.
465
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,330
- All right.
466
00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:00,400
- Hey, give it your
best shot, old timer.
467
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,870
(students oohing)
468
00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:03,140
- Yeah, well let's see what
kind of heat the old man
469
00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:05,540
has left in his arm, huh?
470
00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:07,540
- Okay, fire when ready.
471
00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:12,010
(banging)
(students oohing)
472
00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:13,180
Hey, good arm.
473
00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:17,150
- Yeah, well I pitched
a little bit in college.
474
00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:20,390
(banging)
(students oohing)
475
00:19:20,390 --> 00:19:23,390
- Was that a boy's college,
or a girl's college?
476
00:19:23,390 --> 00:19:28,400
(laughing)
I'm sorry, I had to heckle ya.
477
00:19:29,430 --> 00:19:30,400
(hitting)
(students cheering)
478
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:34,330
(splashing)
(cheering)
479
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,170
- Gee whiz, I'm sorry,
I just had to dunk ya.
480
00:19:37,170 --> 00:19:39,240
Who is this jerk?
481
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,380
- Nice shot, come on,
let's go, let's go.
482
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,280
- What's your name, fire baller?
483
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,980
- Well, I'm De--
(hitting)
484
00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:47,410
(splashing)
485
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,050
Why did you do that Zack?
486
00:19:49,050 --> 00:19:51,650
- Zack, I am
calling your father.
487
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:53,120
- Well I'm right here.
488
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,320
- You're not his father.
489
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,860
I am the principal
and I know his father.
490
00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:56,860
- Uh, you're not the principal.
491
00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:58,290
I know the prin--
492
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:03,100
- There appears to be
a misunderstanding.
493
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:05,400
- Hm, seems to me they got
it figured out pretty well.
494
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:10,400
(audience laughing)
(upbeat rock music)
495
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:11,710
(knocking)
496
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,540
- Zack?
497
00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:15,810
The ski trip is off.
498
00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:19,780
Why couldn't you just
be straight with me?
499
00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:20,850
Why couldn't you
just tell me you were
500
00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:22,180
having trouble in school?
501
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,980
- Dad, I tried to tell you.
502
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,890
But you're not that
easy to talk to.
503
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:27,420
- You used to tell
me everything.
504
00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:28,520
What happened to us?
505
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,820
(phone ringing)
506
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:30,760
Excuse me, son.
507
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:31,860
- That's what's happened to us.
508
00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:33,960
- Uh yeah, Charlie?
509
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,560
Could you call me
back in a few minutes?
510
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,000
Yeah, right.
511
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,270
- See, that's the problem.
512
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,530
You're always on
that stupid phone.
513
00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:40,400
- This is business.
514
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,940
This is important.
515
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:45,610
- Is it more important
than your family?
516
00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:46,910
- There's nothing more
important to me than
517
00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:48,540
you and your mother,
you know that Zack.
518
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,510
(phone ringing)
Just a minute.
519
00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:52,950
Yeah?
520
00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:56,580
Uh, yeah, Charlie listen,
tell him that, no.
521
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:58,150
I'll meet him anywhere he wants.
522
00:20:58,150 --> 00:20:59,390
No, it doesn't matter to me.
523
00:20:59,390 --> 00:21:01,960
Well, I'll make time for him.
524
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,560
Yeah, thanks a lot.
525
00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:07,730
(phone ringing)
Derek Morris?
526
00:21:07,730 --> 00:21:09,000
- Dad.
527
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:09,830
- Zack?
528
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:14,000
- Is this the only way I
can get through to you?
529
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:14,830
- No.
530
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,870
(sighing)
531
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,080
Son.
532
00:21:25,710 --> 00:21:28,450
Son, when was the last time
533
00:21:28,450 --> 00:21:31,120
we sat down and had a long talk?
534
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,420
- I think when I
skinned my knee stealing
535
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,420
home in little league.
536
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,330
- Oh.
537
00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:40,260
(laughing)
538
00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:42,130
That umpire was blind as a bat.
539
00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:44,060
You were safe by a mile.
- That's right.
540
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,060
Hey, I can't believe
you remember that.
541
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,970
- Oh yeah, I remember that.
542
00:21:46,970 --> 00:21:50,570
What about that big
fishing trip we took, huh?
543
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,870
Where you fell
right in the lake.
544
00:21:52,870 --> 00:21:54,140
- I didn't fall in.
545
00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:56,610
I jumped in after my
retainer fell out.
546
00:21:56,610 --> 00:21:58,180
(laughing)
547
00:21:58,180 --> 00:21:59,980
- Yeah, somewhere there's
a catfish swimming around
548
00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:03,480
with perfect teeth, too.
(audience laughing)
549
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,620
(phone ringing)
550
00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:06,750
Son, I have to take this.
551
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:10,260
It won't be a second,
I promise you.
552
00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:12,190
Yeah, Charlie?
553
00:22:12,190 --> 00:22:14,030
Oh, that's terrific.
554
00:22:14,030 --> 00:22:15,560
No.
555
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,500
Yeah, sure, if I meet him in
San Francisco this weekend,
556
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,530
I'm assured of the deal.
557
00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:20,400
That's great.
558
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,570
You tell him--
559
00:22:24,870 --> 00:22:26,810
Charlie, you tell him, uh,
560
00:22:26,810 --> 00:22:28,710
I can't make it this weekend.
561
00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:30,680
I'm taking my son fishing.
562
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,510
Yeah.
563
00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:34,910
(soft music)
564
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:38,620
And you will remember to
bring your books, won't ya?
565
00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:39,790
- Oh dad.
- Oh.
566
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:47,560
(audience applauding)
(cheering)
567
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,900
(upbeat pop rock music)
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