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(bell rings)
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♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
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♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books ♪
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♪ And give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a
test I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪
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♪ Riding low in my chair ♪
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♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow it'll be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's all right 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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(upbeat music)
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- I am in a great mood.
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Driver's ed starts today
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and that means I'm inches away
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from driving, cruising,
and, better yet, parking.
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- Hey, Zack.
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(audience laughing)
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- And speaking of parking.
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(audience laughing)
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Kelly, I got you a present.
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- A ring?
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Zack, we're just dating.
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I'm not ready to go steady.
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- I know that.
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This is just a friendship ring
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'cause friendship is the boat
that happy people sail on.
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- You sound like
a Hallmark card.
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- That's where I read it.
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(audience laughing)
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- That is so sweet.
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Is there anything
nice I can do for you?
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- Well, do the words, "Lay
a big one on me, baby,"
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mean anything to you?
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- Yes, they do.
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Why don't we start with this.
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(audience cheering)
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- Wow.
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- You're welcome.
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- What a kiss.
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- Morning, Morris.
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- Morning, my love.
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(audience laughing)
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Whoa.
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Screech, you don't have to
wear that for driver's ed.
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(audience laughing)
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- I take driving very seriously.
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Besides, it keeps the football
team from giving me noogies.
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(audience laughing)
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- Slater, see that
friendship ring I gave Kelly?
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From now on it's Kelly
and Zack, exclusive.
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- Guess that means
more babes for us.
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- Yeah, right
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- Ow!
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Cheap Japanese helmet.
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(audience laughing)
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(bell rings)
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- Okay, let's start our engines
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of curiosity vroom,
vroom, vroom.
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(audience laughing)
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Screech, what is this?
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- A car.
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(audience laughing)
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- Wrong, it's a responsibility
and a privilege.
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You'll never drive unless you
learn to operate it correctly.
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- Come on, Mr. Tuttle.
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Any yo-yo can learn to drive.
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- And perhaps that's why
you're here, Mr. Morris.
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(audience laughing)
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(chuckles) I love hecklers.
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Now Jessie, what's the speed
limit on most freeways?
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You know this one, you know
this one, you know this one.
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- 55 miles per hour.
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- Excellent.
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I wish you were my child.
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(audience laughing)
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Now, can you pass someone
over a double yellow line?
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Kelly?
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- No, you can't.
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- This is why I
went into teaching.
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Okay Lisa, listen up.
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Why do you put your left
arm straight out the window?
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- That's easy.
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To dry your nails.
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(audience laughing)
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- N-O no.
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It's to make a left turn.
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Okay, time to drive forward.
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Vroom, vroom, vroom, Zack,
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what is the correct
driving position?
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- Well sir, for me it's
one hand on the wheel,
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one arm around Kelly.
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- Zack.
(audience laughing)
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- Mr. Tuttle, sir, the
correct driving position
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is the left hand at 10 o'clock
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and the right hand
at two o'clock.
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That way you'll have
full control of your car.
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- Mr. Slater, my
brain salutes you.
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(audience laughing)
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- Teacher's pet.
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- But you're the one who
belongs on a leash, Mr. Morris.
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(audience laughing)
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- My dad taught me how
to drive on an army base.
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- Isn't that great?
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Slater knows how to drive.
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- Big deal (scoffs).
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- Yeah, my dad let me back the
car out of the garage once.
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(audience laughing)
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Then he got mad at me.
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(audience laughing)
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- Well Screech, your father
was probably nervous.
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- He had a right to be.
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I forgot to open
the garage door.
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(audience laughing)
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- I hope he has dork insurance.
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(classmates laughing)
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- I'm serious, you gotta
take driver's ed seriously
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or you're not gonna
get your license.
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- Don't sweat it.
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- Hi, Kelly.
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- Hey, see the ring?
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- Hi, Kelly.
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- See the ring, hmm?
(audience laughing)
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- Zack, we are not going steady.
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This is just a friendship ring.
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- Hi, Zacky.
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- See the ring?
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(audience laughing)
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- Why's everybody so down?
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- None of us have
enough money for a car.
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- I'm gonna drive my father's
Porsche when I turn 16.
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- Slip into your pj's, baby,
'cause you're dreaming.
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(audience laughing)
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- Hey guys, I've
got some great news.
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- Your last baby tooth fell out!
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(audience laughing)
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- No, I just bought a car.
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(Zack sputters)
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(audience laughing)
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- Can we see it?
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- Sure, come on
over to the house.
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- You know, Slater, if I hadn't
gotten that ring for Kelly
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I could have bought a car.
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- Batteries or wind up?
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(audience laughing)
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I just couldn't believe it
when I saw it on the lot.
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It's exactly the car I wanted.
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(audience laughing)
Well, what do you think?
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- It's nice, really nice.
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(audience laughing)
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- Yeah, it's all Lisa said.
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Gosh, it's got a license
plate holder too.
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(license clatters)
(audience laughing)
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- (chuckles) Well,
it's everything
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I hoped it would be and more.
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(audience laughing)
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- Well Slater, your Malibu
classic, my Valiant.
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We know what kinda
wheels chicks dig.
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- Excuse me, little man,
but we are not chicks.
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- She's right, Screech.
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Listen to the babe.
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- I'm not a babe.
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- And I respect
that, sugar lips.
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(audience laughing)
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- You can open you a juice
stand with this old lemon.
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(audience laughing)
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- Listen preppy, this
baby's gonna look great
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after I give it a
little face lift.
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- Give me a break.
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The doctors who worked
on Michael Jackson
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couldn't help this old heap.
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- Give him a break, Zack.
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- Yeah, we'll help
you wash it, Slater.
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(bells chime)
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(audience laughing)
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- Well, that's it.
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Finished.
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- This is so awesome.
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I wish I had a car like this.
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- Don't worry, Kelly.
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I'll be glad to take you
wherever you wanna go.
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All of you.
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(cheering)
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Lost cause, hey preppy?
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- So what's the big deal?
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I mean, none of us can
drive until we're 16 anyway.
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I've got seven months
to find an old junker
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and fix it up too.
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- I can't wait to go for a ride.
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- You won't have to wait long.
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I turn 16 next week.
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(Kelly gasps)
(cheering)
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- Time out.
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(audience laughing)
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Slater doesn't know it but
he's gonna fail driver's ed.
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(pleasant music)
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Mr. Tuttle, can I see you?
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- Want to get an early start
on the wisecracks, Mr. Morris?
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- No, sir.
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Driver's ed is an
important class
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and I'm gonna take it seriously
from now on unlike Slater.
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- Slater?
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What about Slater?
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He's my best student.
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- I know, sir, but he's
become too cocky about it
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and a cocky driver
is a reckless driver.
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(audience laughing)
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- I find it hard to believe
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that a fine young
man like A.C Slater--
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- Well sir, he's
telling everyone
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that he should teach the class.
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- That muscle bound
punk said that?
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(audience laughing)
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Pish tosh, I'll show him.
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Class, the only way you can
really learn how to drive
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is to get behind the wheel.
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Now, who wants to be first?
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- I would, Mr. Tuttle.
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- Eager to show off,
are we, Mr. Slater?
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You can wait your turn.
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(audience laughing)
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Miss Turtle, what's
the first thing we do
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when we get behind the wheel?
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- Adjust the mirrors.
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- Correct.
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And for what purpose?
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- To check my makeup.
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(audience laughing)
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- Miss Turtle, I suggest
you either study harder
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or start practicing
how to say taxi.
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(audience laughing)
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Screech, why don't
you start up the car?
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- Great, I can't wait.
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(audience laughing)
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(Mr. Tuttle sighs)
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(audience laughing)
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- Will you vacate the vehicle?
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(audience laughing)
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Out, out, out, out.
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Next, please.
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- Mr. Tuttle, can I try now?
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- Pushy, pushy.
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Move your tushy.
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(audience laughing)
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I know a hotshot like you
will want more of a challenge.
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(audience laughing)
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Okay, speed boy, drive.
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(playful music)
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(classmates applauding)
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- Wow!
- How was that, Mr. Tuttle?
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- Great, great, great.
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You know, I could use a teaching
assistant next semester.
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- Well, I'd love to
help you out, sir,
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but I'll be busy cruising around
with a certain young lady.
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(audience chuckling)
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(dreamy tinkling)
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Enjoying the movie, Kelly?
264
00:10:35,530 --> 00:10:38,700
- Oh Slater, I've never realized
how much fun movies can be
265
00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:41,270
until I watched them
in your beautiful car.
266
00:10:44,170 --> 00:10:46,540
(audience cheering)
267
00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:48,910
- After this, we'll
drive to that big bluff
268
00:10:48,910 --> 00:10:52,180
overlooking the ocean
and just, oh yeah.
269
00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:55,250
(audience laughing)
270
00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:58,350
- You know, Zack never
used to drive me anywhere.
271
00:10:58,350 --> 00:10:59,850
- Zack?
272
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:02,290
(chuckles) Oh, you mean that
15 year old without a car?
273
00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:05,360
(chuckles) Whatever
happened to the boy?
274
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,960
(audience laughing)
275
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:07,800
- Who cares?
276
00:11:08,970 --> 00:11:10,530
Oh yeah.
277
00:11:10,530 --> 00:11:13,530
(audience laughing)
278
00:11:15,470 --> 00:11:19,910
(goofy music)
(audience laughing)
279
00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:21,880
- Gee Zack, I never
realized how much fun
280
00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,580
a movie could be
until I watched them
281
00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:25,450
on your beautiful bike.
282
00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:27,310
(audience laughing)
283
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,920
- Will you shut up?
284
00:11:30,650 --> 00:11:33,050
(bell rings)
285
00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:36,360
- That was awesome
driving, Slater.
286
00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:37,260
- Nothing to it.
287
00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:41,730
- All right, I'm
down but not out.
288
00:11:41,730 --> 00:11:43,560
Watch this.
289
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:46,070
Slater, I think I'm
gonna flunk driver's ed.
290
00:11:46,070 --> 00:11:48,000
Can you give me a private
lesson after school?
291
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,840
- No way.
292
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:49,840
- $20?
293
00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,070
- Four o'clock okay?
294
00:11:51,070 --> 00:11:54,080
- See you then.
(audience laughing)
295
00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,540
- Hey Zack, why'd you
want to see me here?
296
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,510
- Well Screech, I
told Mr. Belding you
do a great impression
297
00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,750
of Mr. Tuttle and
he wants to hear it.
298
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,150
- Sure, which stall is he in?
299
00:12:03,150 --> 00:12:04,350
(audience laughing)
300
00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:05,520
- Not here.
301
00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,390
He's in his office
waiting for us to call.
302
00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:08,990
Now, pretend your Mr. Tuttle
303
00:12:08,990 --> 00:12:10,660
and tell Belding to get the keys
304
00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:12,160
out of the driver's ed car.
305
00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,060
- Got it.
306
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:15,900
- [Mr. Belding] Hello?
307
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,070
- Mr. Belding,
this is Mr. Tuttle.
308
00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:20,270
Could you do me a favor
309
00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:22,000
and get the keys out
of the driver's ed car?
310
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,240
I left 'em by mistake,
mistake, mistake.
311
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,210
- Why can't you do it?
312
00:12:26,210 --> 00:12:27,840
- Why can't I do it?
313
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,140
I'm shaving my body hair
so I'll swim faster.
314
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,850
(audience laughing)
315
00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:33,110
- Sorry I asked.
316
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,650
All right, Tuttle,
I'll get the keys
317
00:12:34,650 --> 00:12:35,950
out of the car for you.
318
00:12:35,950 --> 00:12:38,290
Now is there anything
else I can do for you?
319
00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:41,760
- Good, now stall him
for five minutes, okay?
320
00:12:43,990 --> 00:12:46,190
- Yeah, could you tell
me that really long story
321
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,860
about how you
became a principal?
322
00:12:49,030 --> 00:12:51,430
- All right, if you insist.
323
00:12:52,870 --> 00:12:54,970
It all began with
a boy and a dream.
324
00:12:54,970 --> 00:12:57,470
(audience laughing)
Year was 1956.
325
00:12:57,470 --> 00:12:59,040
Eisenhower was president.
326
00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,940
Elvis was king.
327
00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:03,810
I was in kindergarten on a
finger painting scholarship.
328
00:13:03,810 --> 00:13:05,750
Oh, I loved those paints.
329
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,890
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
330
00:13:11,890 --> 00:13:14,520
We could get in trouble
bringing the car out here.
331
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,460
- Would you relax?
332
00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:16,960
There's no one else to see us.
333
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,630
Besides, for $20 I should get
some more room to maneuver.
334
00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:22,130
- (sighs) Okay, let's
just get this over with.
335
00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:23,760
- Why don't you get in the car
336
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,200
and show me how it's done?
337
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,400
I'll just study your
every move from over here.
338
00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:30,840
- Hi, Slater.
339
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,070
Out for a spin?
340
00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:33,240
- Kelly, what are
you doing here?
341
00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:34,010
- I'm going to
volleyball practice.
342
00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:34,810
- Well, hop in.
343
00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:35,740
I'll drive you there.
344
00:13:35,740 --> 00:13:36,680
- No!
- Thanks.
345
00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:37,910
- Kelly, get out of the car.
346
00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:38,850
- Thanks.
- Kelly, get out of the car.
347
00:13:38,850 --> 00:13:39,710
No!
- She can't do that now.
348
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:40,850
Sorry.
(tires squeal)
349
00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:41,920
(crunching and thudding)
(Kelly screams)
350
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,220
- Great going, Slater.
351
00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:44,150
- Yeah, well it
wouldn't have happened
352
00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:46,520
if it wasn't for you, preppy.
353
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:47,620
Are you okay, Kelly?
354
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:48,420
- Yeah, I guess so.
355
00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:49,690
I hit my head.
356
00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:51,230
- [Mr. Belding] What's
going on out there?
357
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,060
- Hey, it's Belding!
358
00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:52,930
- Let's get out of here.
359
00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:53,960
Come on, come on.
360
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,600
Are you okay?
- Yeah.
361
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,500
- What the?
362
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,440
I don't believe this.
363
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:07,740
Whoever did this is in plenty
of trouble, do you hear me?
364
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,550
(horn honks)
365
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:14,550
(audience laughing)
366
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,920
I told you not to
use that stupid car
367
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,620
but you're always the
rebel, aren't you?
368
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:28,400
- Oh sure, blame Tuttle.
369
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,300
Forget that he has feelings.
370
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:35,370
Forget that he was next
in line to be principal.
371
00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:38,770
Had the color scheme for
this office all picked out.
372
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:44,210
Your taste is so tacky.
373
00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:46,550
(audience laughing)
374
00:14:46,550 --> 00:14:47,810
- So's your personality.
375
00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:51,650
You'll excuse me.
376
00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:53,120
The school as a problem
377
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:56,660
and the principal that
was hired will take over.
378
00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:59,660
- Whatever you say, Mr. Balding.
379
00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:02,560
(audience laughing)
380
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,940
- Attention students,
I would like the person
381
00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:13,670
or persons responsible for
damaging the driver's ed car
382
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,840
to come to my
office immediately.
383
00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:23,720
(audience laughing)
384
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:28,320
You have until noon
tomorrow to confess or else.
385
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,890
(audience laughing)
386
00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:32,090
- Or else?
387
00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:34,530
(chuckles) Somebody's
in big trouble.
388
00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:35,430
- It was me.
389
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,100
- Kelly, you wrecked the car?
390
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,530
- Not exactly.
391
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,040
Slater was driving
and then I hopped in,
392
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,270
then Zack got jealous,
tried to get me out,
393
00:15:44,270 --> 00:15:45,910
and Slater crashed.
394
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:48,040
- Hey Kelly, how's your head?
395
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,340
- I have a bump but it
doesn't hurt that much.
396
00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:53,280
- I'm sorry you got hurt.
397
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,920
- Wasn't your fault, Zack.
398
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,620
- It wasn't?
399
00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:57,550
Yeah, right.
400
00:15:57,550 --> 00:15:58,950
Slater was the one driving.
401
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,090
- Oh, like you had
nothing to do with it?
402
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,160
- All I know is if I
had wrecked the car,
403
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,890
I'd turn myself in.
404
00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:09,830
- Slater, why don't you
be a man and confess?
405
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:12,130
- Jessie, why don't you
be a woman and cook?
406
00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:14,030
(audience laughing)
407
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,670
- Hey, cut it out.
408
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:17,740
Slater, we shouldn't have been
409
00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:19,670
in the car in the first place.
410
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,680
Let's go tell Mr.
Belding the truth.
411
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:22,840
- Okay, you're right
412
00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:24,640
it's just that if
Belding hadn't shown up
413
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,080
we could have put the car back
414
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,650
and nobody would have known.
415
00:16:27,650 --> 00:16:28,920
What was he doing there?
416
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,620
- Getting the keys
out of the car.
417
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:32,390
Oops.
(audience laughing)
418
00:16:32,390 --> 00:16:34,250
- Screech, what do you know?
419
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,920
And tell the truth.
420
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,260
- No, no matter what you do
to me you won't break me.
421
00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:39,430
I won't talk.
422
00:16:39,430 --> 00:16:40,890
It was Zack.
423
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:41,830
He made sure Belding would
catch you in the car.
424
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:43,730
Tell him you tortured me, okay?
425
00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:45,730
(whimpers)
(audience laughing)
426
00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:46,970
- We were gonna confess
427
00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:48,340
and Zack was behind
it the whole time.
428
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,300
- Yeah, he should be
the one to confess.
429
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,540
- Fat chance.
430
00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:52,470
You'd have an easier
time trying to get
431
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:53,970
that thing off Gorbachev's head.
432
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,510
(audience laughing)
433
00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:57,740
Unless Zack feels guilty,
434
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:01,050
so guilty that he has to
get it off his conscience.
435
00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:02,780
Kelly, how does your head feel?
436
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:04,490
- It feels fine.
437
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:07,790
- I think you're about to
take a turn for the worse.
438
00:17:07,790 --> 00:17:10,390
(upbeat music)
439
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,560
- Hi, guys.
- Hi.
440
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:15,400
- Screech.
441
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,300
- Where's Kelly?
442
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,930
- I don't know.
443
00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:19,870
- Maybe she went home.
444
00:17:19,870 --> 00:17:21,100
She said she had a headache.
445
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,400
- Like the kind you get
446
00:17:22,410 --> 00:17:24,300
when you hit your
head in an accident.
447
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,340
- Come on, she's fine.
448
00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:27,170
No big deal.
449
00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:35,650
- Hi everyone.
450
00:17:35,650 --> 00:17:37,220
Hi, I'm Kelly Kapowski.
451
00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,620
- (chuckles) Very funny.
452
00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:41,320
- Who's this guy?
453
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,390
- What do you mean who am I?
454
00:17:43,390 --> 00:17:45,930
- Maybe that bump on your
head affected your memory.
455
00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:48,330
- This is Zack Morris,
your boyfriend.
456
00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:50,130
He gave you the
ring you're wearing.
457
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:54,070
- Wait a minute, there
must be some mistake.
458
00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:56,240
I don't have a boyfriend.
459
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,700
- Do you remember me?
460
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,870
- Well yeah, you're Tom Cruise
the coolest guy at school.
461
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,410
(audience laughing)
462
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:02,540
- She seems fine to me.
463
00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:03,380
(audience laughing)
464
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:05,080
- I don't believe this.
465
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,710
Kelly, it's Zack.
466
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,450
- This guy is major weird.
467
00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:11,450
(audience laughing)
468
00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:13,020
- She really
doesn't remember me?
469
00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:15,120
- I think it's only temporary.
470
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,060
- She probably has
selective amnesia.
471
00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:20,230
It's where a person blocks
out a painful memory.
472
00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:21,760
- Hey, I wonder if
that's why my family
473
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,430
always calls me hey you.
474
00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:25,470
(audience laughing)
475
00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:27,670
- Wait a minute, I
do have a boyfriend.
476
00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:31,940
How can I forget someone
that special to me?
477
00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:33,170
Meet me after school?
478
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,180
We have lots of
catching up to do.
479
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,080
- I think I'd better
play along, preppy,
480
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,150
for Kelly's own good, of course.
481
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:39,980
(audience laughing)
482
00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:40,810
- I think you're right.
483
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,280
- Absolutely.
484
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,990
- No wait, Kelly, this
whole thing was my fault.
485
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:47,190
I tricked Slater
into driving the car.
486
00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:48,690
I'm gonna tell
Belding everything
487
00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:51,160
and then we're gonna get you
the best doctor money can buy.
488
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,590
- I knew you'd
come through, Zack.
489
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,500
- Zack?
490
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,030
- Uh oh.
491
00:18:56,030 --> 00:18:57,430
(audience laughing)
492
00:18:57,430 --> 00:18:58,870
- Okay, who told you what I did?
493
00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:03,740
(Screech whistles)
(audience laughing)
494
00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:05,970
- Zack, Tuttle went
to get Belding.
495
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,110
You've got to confess.
496
00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:09,580
- Would you relax?
497
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:12,250
I know Belding better than
Belding knows Belding.
498
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,050
- So what's your
point, big shot?
499
00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:16,750
- Well first, Belding
will give everyone
500
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:18,650
one last chance to confess.
501
00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:19,850
No one will.
502
00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:21,460
Then he'll say he's
very disappointed in us
503
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:22,660
and since he doesn't
know who's guilty,
504
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,320
he can't punish them.
505
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,460
Then he'll leave.
506
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,160
- I'm so nervous my
makeup is cracking.
507
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,970
(audience laughing)
508
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:32,770
- Why are you nervous?
509
00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:33,900
You didn't do anything.
510
00:19:35,270 --> 00:19:36,840
- Oh yeah, right.
511
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,340
(audience laughing)
512
00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:42,010
(audience laughing)
(Tuttle grunts)
513
00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:42,840
- Let me through.
514
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,510
- It's my classroom.
515
00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:47,510
(audience laughing)
516
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,550
- All right, I am
giving everyone
517
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:55,290
one last chance to confess.
518
00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:02,360
I want you to know that I
am very disappointed in you.
519
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:05,200
Since I don't know who's
guilty, I can't punish them.
520
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,600
- Class, isn't that
fair of Mr. Belding?
521
00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:13,040
(class murmurs agreement)
522
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,580
- I'm not finished.
523
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,040
(audience laughing)
524
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,310
Since I can't punish the guilty,
525
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,450
I'm gonna punish
everyone instead.
526
00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:24,380
(class shouting arguments)
527
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,990
Driver's ed is being canceled
528
00:20:26,990 --> 00:20:29,020
and you'll all repeat
the course next year.
529
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,590
You can use those 12
months to think about this.
530
00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:36,060
(class shouting arguments)
531
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,630
- Do I still get paid?
532
00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:40,130
(audience laughing)
533
00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:41,970
Confess, somebody confess!
534
00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:47,040
- Wait, it isn't fair for
the whole class to suffer.
535
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,010
I'll take the blame.
536
00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:50,440
- You did this, Kelly?
537
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,150
- Well, actually--
538
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,210
- Uh huh, I didn't think so.
539
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,850
Who are you protecting?
540
00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:56,950
- Me.
541
00:20:56,950 --> 00:20:58,150
- Slater?
542
00:20:58,150 --> 00:20:58,990
Not--
543
00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:00,250
- I drove the car.
544
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,520
- Was anyone else
involved, I hope?
545
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,060
Punishment will be smaller
546
00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:06,330
if there are two
people to share it.
547
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:07,560
- It was just me, sir.
548
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:08,730
No one else.
549
00:21:08,730 --> 00:21:09,960
I was in the seat.
550
00:21:09,970 --> 00:21:11,200
I'll take the heat.
551
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:14,230
- All right, then.
552
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,800
A.C, come with me.
553
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,370
Class may continue.
554
00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:18,200
- Stop.
555
00:21:20,510 --> 00:21:22,310
It wasn't his fault.
556
00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:24,010
This whole thing was my idea.
557
00:21:24,010 --> 00:21:25,610
I was jealous that Slater
558
00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:27,080
was gonna get his
license before me
559
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,750
so I set him up to get
kicked out of driver's ed.
560
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:31,320
- Wow, good plan.
561
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:35,090
(audience laughing)
562
00:21:35,090 --> 00:21:36,920
- Kelly had nothing
to do with this.
563
00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:38,790
She just showed up
at the wrong time.
564
00:21:39,930 --> 00:21:41,160
I'm sorry, Kelly.
565
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,300
I thought I'd lose
you to Slater.
566
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:44,330
- Slater?
567
00:21:44,330 --> 00:21:46,430
You have two weeks detention.
568
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,270
Take your seat.
569
00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:48,070
- Yes, sir.
570
00:21:49,270 --> 00:21:51,310
- Wow, that was very
fair of you, sir.
571
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,440
I expected worse.
572
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,140
- Oh, you're getting worse.
573
00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:56,380
Zack, you flunked driver's ed.
574
00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:57,810
You'll make it up next year.
575
00:21:57,810 --> 00:22:00,610
Now pack up your
stuff and let's go.
576
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,250
(Zack sighs)
577
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:05,990
And that, Mr. Tuttle,
is how you principal.
578
00:22:09,090 --> 00:22:11,190
- And that, Mr. Tuttle,
is how you principal.
579
00:22:11,190 --> 00:22:13,430
(audience laughing)
580
00:22:13,430 --> 00:22:14,660
- Zack.
581
00:22:14,660 --> 00:22:15,800
- You don't have
to say it, Kelly.
582
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,930
I acted like a jerk.
583
00:22:17,930 --> 00:22:21,670
- You did, but can I have
the jerk's ring back?
584
00:22:22,870 --> 00:22:23,700
- Do you mean it?
585
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,780
- Morris, time's up.
586
00:22:37,450 --> 00:22:38,490
- Wait for me, Kelly.
587
00:22:41,090 --> 00:22:42,990
But not in Slater's car.
588
00:22:42,990 --> 00:22:47,990
(audience laughing)
(upbeat music)
589
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:53,330
(upbeat music)
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