All language subtitles for Saved by the Bell S01E09 Pinned to the Mat_track3_[eng]

(bell ringing)

♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪

♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪

♪ I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪

♪ By the time I grab my books ♪

♪ And I give myself a look ♪

♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪

♪ It's alright cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪

♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪

♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪

♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪

♪ Riding low in my chair ♪

♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪

♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow it'll be alright ♪

♪ It's alright cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪

♪ It's alright cause
I'm saved by the ♪

♪ It's alright cause
I'm saved by the ♪

♪ It's alright cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪

(upbeat rock music)

- It's Career Week at school,
and everybody's excited.

I'm not, it's the first
sign that our parents

aren't gonna support us forever.

- I didn't know you wanted
a career in medicine.

- Why not?

I'm sick of school.

- Zack, do you really
want to become a doctor?

- Well, Kelly, what I'm
looking for is the most amount

of money for the
least amount of work.

- Jack in the Box
already has a clown.

- Very funny.

Actually, Kelly, I wanna
be a game show host.

All you have to do is
brush your teeth and smile.

- That's all we need,
a male Vanna White.

- I'm kind of thinking
about being a housewife,

or an actress.

Do you think I'd be
a good actress, Zack?

- Oh, fantastic.

Every night you
star in my dreams.

- Hey, Screech,
what are you doing?

- Moon walking, I wanna be an
astronaut and go into space.

- Be sure to get
a one-way ticket.

- Hey, Slater, what career
table are you interested in?

- Hey, right now the only
thing I'm interested in

is my wrestling match
against Valley on Friday.

- Well, Slater, you really ought
to think about your future.

- Good idea, after practice
let's go to the beach.

- No women, the
man is in training.

He's wrestling Marvin Nedick,
Valley's undefeated champion.

- What's with you, Preppie?

Why are you so
interested in helping me?

- Time out!

What our contestants don't
know is that every year

I've bet against Nedick
and every year I've lost.

But this year he's
going up against Slater.

Now, Don, tell our audience
what I expect to win.

- [Voiceover] Well, Zack,
Marvin Nedick's dirt bike,

with steel-belted radial
tires, molded handgrips,

plus a comfort cushion
seat and racing stripe.

Retail value over $500, Zack!

(audience applauding)

- Time in!

- Look, I don't need
your help, Preppie.

I'm gonna flatten Nedick
in the first minute.

- Time out!

Yahoo!

- Hey, you guys, I finally
decided what I'm gonna be.

- Well, welcome to
Guess Lisa's Career.

Let's meet out first contestant.

Jessie, tell us
where you're from.

- Shut up, Zack.

Is that near San Diego?

- I want to be a
fashion designer.

Move over, Calvin,
it's time for my name

to be on everyone's behind.

- Good answer, good answer.

- Hey, Max, how'd
you pick your career?

- Well, it was a choice
between being a magician,

or running a restaurant.

- Well, how'd you decide?

- I was much better
at flipping burgers

than I was pulling
rabbits out of my hat.

See what I mean?

- And shall we all try and guess

what career Jessie has chosen?

- Hey, who are you, Zack Sajak?

- Hopefully.

- I wanna be a lawyer.

- I'll design your briefs.

- And now let's hear from
the beautiful Kelly Kapowski.

- I've changed my mind.

I wanna be a judge
so I can lock you up.

- Well Kelly, have you
decided what you want to be?

- Hey, wait a second, you're
in fashion, I'm the host here.

- Well, I still want
to be an actress,

but I also wanna be a mom
and have lots of kids.

- And one day, I'd like
to help you with that.

- Why have a litter of Preppies
when you can have a bunch

of little stud-muffins like me?

- Well, you'd have
to have a good job

to support a big family.

What kind of career
are you planning on?

- Career?

Well, I, I...

- Hey, the man has a career!

You've heard of Hulk Hogan?

He's "Slammer Slater!"

- Yeah.

Yeah, that's what I'll
be, I'll be a wrestler.

- Well, that's fine
for now, Slater,

but what are you gonna
be when you grow up?

- Yeah, Slater.

- You gotta decide.

- Now let's try and guess
what career Slater has chosen.

- Very crucial.

(knocking on door)

- Come in!

- Can I see you for a
second, Mr. Belding?

- Certainly.

Time's up.

(laughing)

I'm just kidding,
what can I do for you?

- Sir, I have a problem.

It's kind of personal,
but never mind,

I can see you're busy.

- No, no, no I am never
too busy, come on in, son.

Consider me a friend, a
compadre, one righteous dude.

- Okay.

Mr. Belding, you see I'm having
a problem choosing a career.

Did you know what you wanted
to be when you were a kid?

- Well, there were times when
l wanted to be a test pilot,

or a race car
driver, or stuntman.

But they didn't offer
the same sense of risk

and adventure as
school administration.

- I can understand that.

- You know, in high school I
did have visions of becoming

a professional
basketball player.

- What stopped you?

- Sister Agnes.

She kept blocking my lay-ups.

Besides, can you imagine me
dribbling down the court at 50,

with my belly hanging
out and my love handles

tripping the referee?

My gosh, I would have looked
foolish in that uniform.

You know, I remember the time
when I was in high school

I cut down the court to my
right, they fed me the ball...

- Welcome back to Bayside.

It's just great to see
all you guys again.

You know, there never
was a class like yours.

Gotcha, Belding!

- That's still great, Max.

And now, the first judge ever
to graduate from Bayside,

Judge Jessie Spano.

We're honored, Your Honor.

- That pleases the court.

- Oh, Lisa, I just love your
jeans, they are fabulous!

- Well, yes, the name
Lisa stands for quality,

and I'm behind
every pair I sell.

(mysterious electronic whoosing)

- What's that?

Wow, Captain Screech Powers,
great space explorer!

Even you achieved your dream.

Now what is it like in space?

- Far out, have a Mars bar.

- Is there really life on Mars?

- Not really, all the
good clubs close at 9:00.

- And now, Bayside's
favorite son,

and the most successful game
show host ever, Zack Morris!

- Thank you, Richard,
and hello, Bayside.

Now let me introduce my
lovely wife, Kelly Morris.

Now, Kelly is gonna present
you with a brand new

19 inch cable ready TV.

- Well, Kelly, you're
a successful model,

a former Miss Everything,
what else is new?

- Now that I'm married to
Zack, we have a beautiful home,

three kids, two cats, and a dog.

- Retail value of home,
kids, and pets: $732,000!

- Hey, everybody, remember me?

- That can't be Slater.

- It is, he's lost
30 matches in a row

and he's over the hill.

- That's because he
never picked a career

during Career Week in school.

- Wow, he used to be a
jock, now he's a joke.

- And that's how I became
the Flo-Jo of principals.

Well, son, I hope I've
been of some help.

- More than you know, sir.

- Hey picture it Screech,
we're cruising down the coast,

wind in our hair, and chicks
just begging us for a ride.

- No room, baby,
maybe next time.

- Hey, when I win
Nedick's dirt bike,

this fantasy will
become a reality.

- What did you bet against
Nedick's dirt bike?

- My dirt bike.

- But you don't have one.

What are you gonna
do if you lose?

- Hey, I can't lose,
Nedick's wrestling Slater.

- Okay babes, hop
on, I'm driving.

- Screech, what are you doing?

- Cruising for chicks.

- In the boys locker room?

- Hey, Slater, shouldn't
you be at practice?

I heard Nedick's threatening
to tie your tongue

to your toes, and use
you as a hula hoop.

- He said that?
- Mm-hmm.

- Who cares about wrestling?

- Well, I do, your fans do

I do!

- Look, forget about it Preppie.

You think I wanna
end up an overweight,

beer-bellied laughingstock?

- Well, my mom always said

you could be anything
you wanna be.

- I quit wrestling.

- What, you quit wrestling?

What, are you crazy?

- No, I'm off the team.

- This is bad news.

- Not for Slater, now you'll
be Nedick's hula hoop.

- Hey, Zack, here's
your fries and hot dog.

- I'd rather have a
guard dog with fangs.

If Slater doesn't wrestle
on Friday, I'm dead meat.

- You know, Slater reminds
me a lot of my dad.

- What, your father's
a 15-year-old wrestler?

- No, a 50-year-old taxi driver.

One day he decided just to
give it up, and stay at home.

So my mom put an apron on
him, showed him the kitchen.

By dinnertime, his
meter was running.

- Interesting.

Hello, Major Slater?

This is AC's guidance
counselor at Bayside.

- My name?

Mr. Footer, Frank Footer.

I'd like to talk to
you about your son, AC.

He has a lot of free
time on his hands

since he quit wrestling, and
I think he should join...

So, champ, how you
keeping busy these days?

- What's it to you?

- Well hey, I figured
that without wrestling,

you have a lot of free
time on your hands.

I hope you've found a
constructive way to fill it.

- You know, my dad
said the same thing.

- You're kidding.

Oh, I'm sure whatever
advice he gave you

it's worth following.

- It wasn't advice,
it was an order.

- Well then you'd probably
get in a lot of trouble

if you didn't listen.

- Yeah, probably.

He wants me to find an
after-school activity

to replace wrestling.

And suddenly girl
watching doesn't count.

- Well there is one
after-school club

where you can't help
but watch girls.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, but I don't
want to interfere.

- Wait a minute.

Go ahead, I'm listening.

- I don't know, Slater,

it takes a special kind
of guy to be in this club.

- Try me.

- Think you're man enough
for the Cooking Club?

- Cooking Club,
what are you crazy?

That's for girls.

- Hi, guys, bye, guys,
I'm late for Cooking Club.

- So am I, thanks
for the tip, Preppie.

- Slater in an apron?

He'll be laughed right
back into the gym.

Hey, even I'll make
muffins to see that.

- Today we're going
to make a layer cake

with chocolate, vanilla,
and lots of gooey fudge.

So put on your aprons before
the food starts to fly.

- You look pretty
in pink, Preppie.

- Thanks for noticing.

- You'll all find
recipes on your counter.

Step one: throw them away!

Because I like to cook the
way I feel, and I feel good.

Da-da, da, da-dah

Take two eggs, da-da, da, da-dah

And mix them around

- Da, da-da, dah

- Take some butter, don't
drop it on the ground

- Da-da, da, da-dah

- Put in some milk

- Da-da, da, da-dah

- Then add some flour

- Da-da, da, da-dah

- And what you've got
is done in an hour

I'm bakin' a cake!

- Whew!

- I'm bakin' a cake

- Whew!

- I'm bakin' a...

cake!

- Mine looks good.

Let's see how the rest
of yours turned out.

Not bad.

Not terrible.

Ooh, not edible.

Now this takes the cake.

Young man, you are a talent.

Perfect form,
perfect consistency.

Mmm, and it tastes good, too!

Everyone, taste this.

Ooh, not too much,
I'm taking this home.

- Slater, I didn't know
you were such a great cook.

- Neither did I.

- Try some, Zack.

- This is terrible.

It's moist, it's
light, it's delicious.

I'm a hula hoop.

- Slater, I can't believe
you made this cake,

it's wonderful.

- I am really impressed, I never
knew you were so sensitive.

I love sensitive guys.

- Really?

You know, I cried when
I cracked that last egg.

- Oh, come on.

- Lisa, a bologna sandwich

turns me into an
emotional dishrag.

- Wring it out in the kitchen.

- Okay, okay, so Slater's
cake rose to the occasion.

Well, if you can't beat them,
bring in someone who can.

- Hey, Slater.

- Hey, Nedick.

- I hear you gave up
wrestling to do some baking.

- That's right,
and you're lucky.

I'm gonna be a world-class chef.

These hands are gonna
be cracking eggs
instead of your neck.

- Ooh, I bet you look
real sweet in an apron.

- Is that right?

- Hey, tough guy,
before you put him down,

you should try his
cherries jubilee.

- I see you've got girls
fighting your battles now,

Betty Crocker.

- Slater isn't gonna
stand for that.

- Nedick, I'm a
lover, not a fighter.

- Hey, you're right,
he never left his seat.

- To me, you look
like a chicken.

(clucking like a chicken)

- Let me tell you
something, Bubba,

it takes a stronger man not
to fight, so why don't you go

back into the mist with
the other gorillas?

- Ooh.

- Morris, we gotta talk, now.

- Now is good.

- So how's school?

- Shut up.

- My next thought.

- About our little
bet, you lose.

- But the match
isn't until Friday.

- You might as well forfeit now.

Who's gonna take
Slater's place, you?

- Look, Slater will
be there, don't worry.

- Who's worried?

Come Friday, I'm gonna be
riding something in the dirt,

either your bike, or your face.

- Boy, is he stupid.

- What's he gonna do,
kick-start your face?

Zack, I've always dreamed
about going into space,

but I didn't want to be
launched by Marvin Nedick.

- Neither do I, come on,
Screech, you're my last hope.

And when Slater sees
you dressed like this,

he won't let you wrestle Nedick.

- You sure?

- Trust me, he'll come
flying out and pin Nedick

before you can say, "hey,
that's my arm, give it back."

- And if you're wrong?

- Well, we'll call it, "The
Screech Memorial Gymnasium."

- You'd do that for me?

Wow.

- Alright, what do you
want to show me, Preppie?

Make it quick.

I've got a quiche in the oven.

- Well, I just wanted you to see

who's gonna wrestle
Nedick in your place.

- Screech?

(laughing)

- Don't worry, Slater, you'll
be safe in Cooking Club.

I'll take care of Nedick.

You go hide behind your apron.

Take it on home, Zack.

- Come on, Zack, is he
really gonna wrestle Nedick?

- Yeah, hey, you just
gonna stand there

while Screech gets sliced,
diced and put on ice?

- No, actually I have
to check on my quiche.

- Beat, ba-beat,
ba-buh-buh-buh-beat, beat

Beat, ba-beat, ba-buh-buh-buh
beat, go Bayside!

Beat, ba-beat,
ba-buh-buh-buh-beat, beat

Beat, ba-beat, ba-buh-buh-buh
beat, go Bayside!

(cheering and applauding)

- Who are you?

- Screech "The Body" Powers.

- What are you doing?

- Trying to intimidate you.

How is it working?

- Where's Slater?

- I killed him, I wanted
first crack at you.

- Out of the way,
you little twerp.

- Hey, tough guy, here's
a hint of what's to come.

Had enough?

- What is Screech
doing out there?

- Is he wrestling Nedick?

- Oh great, just my luck,
he'll throw Screech in my lap.

- Quit now while
you're still standing.

- Move aside, shrimp.

- Hey, butthead,
your mom's ugly,

your dad's ugly,
and your dog's ugly.

- Hey, my dog is not ugly.

- You're right, he's
not, compared to you.

- Hey, Screech,
we've gotta talk.

- Not now, Zack, I've got
him right where we want him.

- I hope he stays there,
because Slater's not coming.

- Not coming?!

- Hey shrimp, I'm
taking care of you now.

I'm not waiting for
the match to begin.

- Neither am I.

One, two, three, pinned, I lose.

Congratulations,
smooth take down.

- Alright Nedick, hand him over!

- Don't talk about his dog.

- Now, let's see how you do
with someone your own size.

(birds chirping)

- Bayside.

- Slater, you were terrific.

But I thought you were
gonna quit wrestling?

- Yeah, well, my quiche
blew up, and I realized

hey, I didn't care.

I'm just a kid, I don't
need a career right now.

- Yeah, we feel the same way,

we'll worry about it next year.

- What happened?

- I flattened you, wimp.

- Hey, I finally
beat you, Nedick.

Your dirt bike's
mine, I won the bet.

- No, Zack, you lose.

Gambling is a no-no, and I am
sure you know what that means.

- Uh-huh, an all-expense-paid
trip to detention

here at lovely Bayside, the
detention capital of the world.

(upbeat instrumental music)