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(bell rings)
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♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪
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♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I
ever make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books ♪
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♪ And I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's alright, 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪
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♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪
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♪ Riding low in my chair ♪
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♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow it will be alright ♪
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♪ It's alright, 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ It's alright, 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright, 'cause
I'm saved by the ♪
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♪ It's alright, 'cause
I'm saved by the bell ♪
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- Teenage girls are suckers
for the great poets,
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like John Bon Jovi,
Axel Rose, Jazzy Jeff.
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Hey, and I found this romantic
dude who's gonna help me
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win Kelly's heart.
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Rap master Will Shakespeare.
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(laughter)
(bell rings)
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- Well, I suppose they're
not going to ring the bell,
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so we'll start anyway.
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(laughter)
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Alright class, now we're
going to perform passages
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from the balcony scene
in Romeo and Juliet.
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And do we all know
who the author is?
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- [All] William Shakespeare.
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- Shame on you.
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William Shakespeare.
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(laughter)
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Now, our first Juliet
will be Miss Turtle.
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Do we have any volunteers
for our first Romeo?
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- Me, me!
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- Then I'll have
to pick someone.
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- Anyone but Screech.
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- That's a wonderful suggestion.
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Mr. Screech, you may begin.
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- But soft, what light
through yonder window breaks.
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- Give me a break.
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- It is the east,
and Juliet is the
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sun.
(laughter)
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Arise, dear Juliet, and
let's cutteth to the chase.
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- Back off, Romeo.
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- Oh fair maiden, I long
to plant one on thy lips
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so pucker uppeth.
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- Drop deadeth.
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- Oh wonderful.
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But the sword fight
didn't come until later.
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Now we're going to need
two more volunteers.
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For Romeo, how about
you Mr. Slater.
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- Hey, don't worry, the
wrestling team will never hear
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about this from me, Romeo.
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- Miss Simpson, as much as
I would love to do this,
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Morris here, oh he's
a much better actor.
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He could be another
Pee Wee Herman.
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(laughter)
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Mr. Morris, very well.
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And for Juliet?
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- Hey Kelly, there's a
spider on your chair.
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- Oh, Miss Kapowski, excellent.
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- Hey, wait.
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Okay, Miss Simpson, I'll do it.
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- I'm sorry, you're too late.
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We already have a Juliet.
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(laughter)
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Now then,
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why don't we transform
yon desk into a balcony,
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so that we may realize
the full impact of this
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dramatic scene.
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Alright, Romeo, you spy
your beloved at her window,
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and you begin.
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- Check it out.
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It is my lady.
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Oh, 'tis my love.
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Or that she knew she were.
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Here eyes in heaven shone
so bright that birds would
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sing and think it
were not night.
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Oh see how she leans
her cheek upon her hand.
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Oh that I were a
glove upon that hand
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that I might touch that cheek.
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- Wow.
(thud)
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- Stay putteth, Juliet.
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Oh, great, there
goes my back again.
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- Oh, Miss Simpson,
are you alright?
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- This happens
every now and again.
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It's an old hockey injury.
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(laughter)
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- We've gotta get
you to the nurse.
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- Well, thank you, Miss Spano,
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but I really don't think I
can walk in this position.
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- No sweat, Miss Simpson.
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I've got an idea.
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Okay now, don't
worry, Miss Simpson.
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We'll get you to the nurse.
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Okay let's bring her out.
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(laughter)
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Okay now you gotta take it
slow, alright, Miss Simpson?
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Okay, hold on.
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- Whoa, here we go.
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- Okay, take it easy.
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- Here's your
sweater, Miss Simpson.
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- And here's your briefcase.
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- Thank you.
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That feels like everything.
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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What is going on here?
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- Well, Miss Simpson hurt
herself, Mr. Belding.
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- Miss Simpson, did
your back go out again?
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- No, no, my back
went out again.
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(laughter)
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- We're taking her to the nurse.
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- Oh, lovely shoes, Mr. Belding.
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(laughter)
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- [Intercom] Mr. Belding,
hurry to the gymnasium.
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Tiny Hartwick is caught
in the net again.
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(laughter)
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- I told them to stop
using him as a volleyball.
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Miss Simpson, as long as
you're going by my office,
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would you mind dropping
these off for me?
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- No, not at all.
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- Thanks.
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(laughter)
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- Okay now, hold on.
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Here we go.
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- Screech, behold
my lady sits eating.
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- Oh shove off, Morris.
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- I ignore the insults
of the ignorant.
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And approach my love.
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Oh to be that straw
sitting in my lady's cup.
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(laughter)
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Gladly would I be
made of plastic,
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and risk drowning in a sea
of cola for the chance to
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touch fair Kelly's lips.
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- Oh, Zach.
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- Okay, preppy.
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While you're treadin' cola,
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Kelly and I are
going to the beach.
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- Well, Kelly, this news
disappoints me verily.
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(laughter)
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Well, I thought we could
rehearse more scenes from
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Romeo and Juliet.
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- Oh, that's a great idea, Zach.
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Sorry, Slater.
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(laughter)
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- What? I can't believe this.
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You'd rather study
than go to the beach?
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- Parting is such sweet sorrow.
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Chump.
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- Fair Lisa, would that I
were that blob of ketchup
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lying on your plate.
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(laughter)
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So that you may dip your
French fries in my face.
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(laughter)
(applause)
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- Alright, everyone,
settle down.
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Now as you know, Miss
Simpson is in the hospital,
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so you'll be having
a substitute teacher.
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(cheers)
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I expect you to be on
your best behavior,
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and treat him with the
same respect you show me.
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(laughter)
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- Do you really mean that, sir?
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- Zachary, if I hear anything
about exploding chalk,
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super glue on the chairs,
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or sneezing powder
in the erasers,
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I'm coming after you.
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- Sir, that's so unfair.
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- I'm the principal,
I can be unfair.
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(laughter)
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- Well, let's see what kind
of dweeb they've thrown
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us this time.
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- Good morning everyone.
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I'm Tony Crane.
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(laughter)
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- You're right, Zach, the
guy looks like a dweeb to me.
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(laughter)
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- Alright, why don't you
tell me all of your names,
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starting with you.
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- I'm Slater.
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- I'm Screech.
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- I'm yours.
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(laughter)
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- I'm bummed.
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- Now as you're about to see,
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I teach Shakespeare just
a little differently.
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I want you to feel it
as well as hear it.
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I want you to live it.
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Now, all we need is a Juliet.
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(laughter)
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Okay, Kelly.
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- Ha ha.
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- Let's turn you into Juliet.
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- I didn't know Juliet
was a cone head.
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(laughter)
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- Shhhh.
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- Now remember, above all else,
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Romeo and Juliet
is a love story.
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Romeo is so charged
with romantic desires,
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he feels he can fly over walls,
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that no barrier can possibly
separate him from his beloved.
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We've all felt that way at
some point in our lives,
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haven't we?
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- [Girls] Yes.
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(laughter)
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- He must've read my diary.
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- Yeah, and then he
borrowed your blouse.
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(laughter)
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- With loves light wings
did I o'erperch these walls,
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for stony limits
cannot hold love out,
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and what love can do
that dares love attempt,
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- If my kingsmen see me,
they will murder thee.
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- Go kingsmen.
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(laughter)
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- With thou but sweet, and I
am proof against their enmity.
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Now what do you
think that means?
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Jessie?
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- Whatever you say, Tony.
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I mean, Mr. Crane.
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- Does anyone know what
Shakespeare's saying here?
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- Nothing, he's dead.
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(laughter)
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- I think he's saying
love is totally awesome.
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(laughter)
- No, yes, in a way.
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Love is so awesome, that
Romeo feels a sweet look
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from Juliet will
make him invincible.
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(bell rings)
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Okay, we'll continue
this tomorrow.
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(laughter)
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(laughter)
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I said we'll continue
this tomorrow.
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- [Girls] We'll wait.
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(laughter)
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- Hey Kelly, wanna
play some video bowl?
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- Sorry Slater, I don't
have time for kids' games.
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We're studying Shakespeare.
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- Do you mind?
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Tony might call on me tomorrow.
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- Tony?
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What's this big deal
about Mr. Crane anyway?
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He's nothing special.
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Put a headlock on him.
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He'll go down to the mat
just like anyone else.
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- Slater, you are clearly
incapable of appreciating
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someone like Mr. Crane.
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He uses his mind,
not his muscles.
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- What's happening?
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- Well, we were trying to
explain our new substitute
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to these guys, Max, but
guess you can't expect boys
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to understand a man.
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- No, I guess only someone
with your sophistication
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could do that, Jessie.
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Now you had the root beer float
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with with the gummy bear swirl.
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(laughter)
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- Greetings, sweet maidens.
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I salute your beauty and grace.
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- [All] Hi, Zach.
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(laughter)
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00:12:15,770 --> 00:12:18,430
- Fair Kelly, shall we again
prepare together for class
263
00:12:18,430 --> 00:12:19,930
on the morrow?
264
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,240
- Uh, sorry, Zach, I don't
have time to play dress up.
265
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:27,880
- It's him.
266
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,510
- Hey Slater, now's your chance
to put a head lock on him.
267
00:12:31,510 --> 00:12:33,780
(laughter)
268
00:12:35,150 --> 00:12:36,650
- He sees us.
269
00:12:36,650 --> 00:12:38,190
- What do we do?
270
00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:39,550
- We can go to the jukebox,
it's 10 feet closer to him.
271
00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,320
- Great idea, don't be obvious.
272
00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:44,590
(laughter)
273
00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:46,560
- Something's rotten in the Max.
274
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:49,100
For once, it's not the chili.
275
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,430
- It's gonna get worse, preppy.
276
00:12:51,430 --> 00:12:53,300
I've seen this in other
schools that I've been to.
277
00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,670
Some smooth talkin'
teacher'll come in.
278
00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:58,840
Before you know it, he's
stolen all our women.
279
00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,440
- He's gonna take our mothers?
280
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,210
(laughter)
281
00:13:02,210 --> 00:13:04,110
- No, not our
mothers, our girls.
282
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,950
- Aren't you guys overreacting?
283
00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:09,050
He's probably got a
girlfriend of his own.
284
00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:10,320
He could even be married.
285
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,750
- Yeah, maybe you're right.
286
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:15,060
- I bet he doesn't even
know those girls are alive.
287
00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:18,190
- Would you girls
care to join me?
288
00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:19,030
- Sure.
289
00:13:20,830 --> 00:13:23,100
(laughter)
290
00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:28,470
- Okay, so he knows
they're alive.
291
00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:31,570
- What'd I tell ya, huh?
292
00:13:31,570 --> 00:13:33,070
This guy is trouble.
293
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,910
- Slater, we spend most of
our time fighting over Kelly,
294
00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:42,050
but maybe, just for now, we
should join forces against
295
00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:43,250
common enemy.
296
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:44,080
- What did I do?
297
00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:47,420
- Not you, Screech, Tony Crane.
298
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:49,890
So what do you say, Slater?
299
00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,130
- Agreed.
300
00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:52,960
Truce.
301
00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:55,900
- Ow!
302
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:57,870
(laughter)
303
00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,430
- It was the most romantic
lunch I've ever had.
304
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,470
- I'll remember it
for as long as I live.
305
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,310
- You know, now
that I've met Tony,
306
00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:09,180
I know that's the kind
of man I'm gonna marry.
307
00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:10,680
- Oh, me too.
308
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,680
- Personally I've always
thought planning my career
309
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,780
was more important
than finding a husband,
310
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,150
'til now.
311
00:14:20,890 --> 00:14:22,620
- Da da da da.
312
00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:23,620
Da da da da.
313
00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:26,830
Da da da da da da da da.
314
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:33,000
- How do I look?
315
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,940
- Beautiful, what about me?
316
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,810
- Jessie, you're one of
three prettiest brides
317
00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:41,640
I've ever seen.
318
00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:44,780
I can't wait for my honeymoon.
319
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:46,750
Tony's taking me to Paris.
320
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:49,250
I hear they have great
French food there.
321
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,450
- Tony and I are
going to Hawaii.
322
00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:52,750
- Waikiki?
323
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,050
- Why not?
324
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,360
It's really romantic.
325
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,830
- We're going to the
desert for our honeymoon.
326
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,060
I love the beach.
327
00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:01,630
He hates the ocean.
328
00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:02,700
(laughter)
329
00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:04,230
- Wait a minute.
330
00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:07,200
How could Tony take me on a
honeymoon with both of you?
331
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,170
What kind of fantasy is this?
332
00:15:09,170 --> 00:15:10,740
(knocks)
333
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:12,640
- [All] It's him, it's Tony,
he's come for his bride.
334
00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:17,010
- I'm sorry, I can't marry you.
335
00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:18,550
I'll be leaving soon.
336
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,180
I'm only a substitute teacher.
337
00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:23,950
- Well then who will we marry?
338
00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:25,320
- Guess who?
339
00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,550
(laughter)
340
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,460
- I never thought
Tony might leave us.
341
00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:34,660
- Well, you never think
when you're in love.
342
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,540
- Well, it seems Miss Simpson
took a turn for the worse.
343
00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:44,200
She didn't show up today.
344
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,610
So we had to come
up with a plan.
345
00:15:46,610 --> 00:15:48,240
Her name is Vicki.
346
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,380
She's an actress.
347
00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:50,580
- Where's my money?
348
00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:53,180
- Professional actress.
349
00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:56,650
Well, you might remember her
as a third pepperoni on the
350
00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:58,150
dancing pizza commercial.
351
00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:00,190
- I love your work.
352
00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:01,360
- Thank you.
353
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,990
(laughter)
354
00:16:03,990 --> 00:16:05,460
- Here's the money.
355
00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:08,000
All of the guys in Mr.
Crane's class chipped in.
356
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:08,830
- Thank you.
357
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,600
- Okay, Vicki, now the
bell's gonna ring any minute.
358
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,800
The most handsome
hunk you've ever seen
359
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,570
is gonna come walkin'
around that corner.
360
00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:19,470
Now you just stop him
in the hall and play the
361
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,870
scene we rehearsed.
362
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,140
- Got it.
363
00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:25,880
- Now don't let him get
away, because the girls are
364
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,550
gonna be coming from gym
class and they have to see you
365
00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:29,850
and him together.
366
00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:30,780
- I understand.
367
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,950
- And you remember your cue?
368
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,460
- When you guys say
hello and wave to him,
369
00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:37,520
I come running into the hallway.
370
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,790
- [All] Right.
371
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,230
(bell rings)
372
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:42,900
- Hello, boys.
373
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:43,730
- Hello.
374
00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:45,330
- No!
- No!
375
00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:46,170
- Darling.
376
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:48,970
There you are.
377
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,470
Oh, my love, mwah, mwah, mwah.
378
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,510
I cannot wait until June.
379
00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:56,780
I took the first
plane from Rome.
380
00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:58,650
Let's get married today.
381
00:16:58,650 --> 00:16:59,710
- June?
382
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:00,450
Rome?
383
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:01,680
Married?
384
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,220
Excuse me, but boy have
you got the wrong man.
385
00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:06,720
- The wrong man. (laughs)
386
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,790
Darling, don't joke with me.
387
00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:12,230
How could there be two men
as beautiful as are you?
388
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:15,230
- I know it's hard to
believe, but it must be true.
389
00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:16,730
- Please.
390
00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:20,600
I can't wait another day
to become Mrs. Tony Crane.
391
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:22,970
- Tony Crane?
392
00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:26,640
(clears throat)
393
00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:36,280
Mr. Crane, do you have
an explanation for this?
394
00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:38,720
- Oh no, I got the wrong guy?
395
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,290
(laughter)
396
00:17:40,290 --> 00:17:41,390
- That's right.
397
00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:42,560
The wrong guy.
398
00:17:43,990 --> 00:17:45,830
- Well, I shoulda known this
wasn't the handsome hunk.
399
00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:50,830
(laughter)
(bell rings)
400
00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:55,000
- Alright, everybody get
where you were going before
401
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,500
I start handing out detention.
402
00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:00,770
Go, go, go, go.
403
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:06,750
Mr. Crane, you have an
explanation for this?
404
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,080
- If you give me a few
minutes, Mr. Belding,
405
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,420
I think I will.
406
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:12,020
- Fine, I'll meet
you in my office.
407
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,160
(laughter)
408
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,960
- Well, if you ever need
an actress, call me.
409
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,430
Gotta run, linguini commercial.
410
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:22,660
(laughter)
411
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,630
- Okay, will the occupants
412
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:30,240
of lockers 140, 142, and 144
413
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,540
please come out.
414
00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:36,180
(laughter)
415
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:37,180
Okay guys.
416
00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:40,610
What did I do to deserve
this performance?
417
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:44,050
- Well, Mr. Crane, ever
since you came here,
418
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:45,850
the girls act like
we don't exist.
419
00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:48,690
- Yeah, they keep on telling
us you're this sophisticated
420
00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:50,960
man and we're nothing but kids.
421
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,760
- So we thought if we could
make them think that you
422
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,060
were engaged then maybe
they'd forget about you
423
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:56,860
and remember us.
424
00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:58,970
- Sounded like a good plan.
425
00:18:58,970 --> 00:19:00,470
- Yeah, but we should've
hired an actress with
426
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:02,100
hallway experience.
427
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,100
(laughter)
428
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:07,670
- You know guys, I really
have no intention of taking
429
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,280
your girls from you.
430
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,880
And I'm sorry if my coming
here has caused you problems,
431
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,650
but what do you want me
to do, give up teaching?
432
00:19:13,650 --> 00:19:14,580
- Would you?
433
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:16,350
- No.
(laughter)
434
00:19:17,820 --> 00:19:20,490
But I do understand
how you feel.
435
00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,390
I just don't think that
trying to embarrass me is
436
00:19:22,390 --> 00:19:23,890
the solution to your problem.
437
00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:27,230
- You're right.
438
00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:28,660
- Okay, we're sorry.
439
00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:30,460
- Yeah.
- Okay.
440
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,700
Why don't you go ahead
and head to class.
441
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:34,270
I gotta smooth all
this over with Belding.
442
00:19:34,270 --> 00:19:36,070
- Alright, thanks, Mr. Crane.
443
00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:37,340
- Yeah, thanks.
444
00:19:39,110 --> 00:19:41,140
- Just stay away from my mother.
445
00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:43,410
(laughter)
446
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,780
- Mr. Crane.
447
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:47,680
Sorry we're late, but the
field hockey game went
448
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,050
into sudden death.
449
00:19:49,050 --> 00:19:50,620
- I scored the winning goal.
450
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:52,120
- Listen, no problem.
451
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,920
Why don't you just go into
class, I'll be right there.
452
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,720
- He touched me.
453
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:56,720
I told you he liked me best.
454
00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:59,230
- Oh yeah right.
(laughter)
455
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:01,500
I wonder why Tony
wanted to meet us here.
456
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,200
- Maybe he couldn't hide his
true feelings any longer.
457
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,570
- Jessie, you really
think he's in love
458
00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:07,030
with all three of us?
459
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,270
- Well, maybe just one of us.
460
00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:11,170
- This is the happiest
day of my life.
461
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,140
I want you both to
be my bridesmaids.
462
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:15,240
- Hey, not you, me.
463
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,110
- You? It's me he loves.
464
00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:18,810
When he looked at me
during the fire drill,
465
00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:20,280
the smoke detectors went off.
466
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,050
- Oh yeah right.
(laughter)
467
00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:24,450
(cross talk)
468
00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:27,020
- Hey, chill out, ladies.
469
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:29,160
- Look, the biggest
moment in one of our lives
470
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,460
is about to happen, and
we need to be alone.
471
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:33,330
So do you guys mind leaving?
472
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:35,230
- Well, sorry, Mr. Crane
told us to meet him here
473
00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:36,360
after class.
474
00:20:36,370 --> 00:20:37,700
- Why would he want you here?
475
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:39,030
- Well, he didn't tell us.
476
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,170
- How sweet.
477
00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:42,770
Ushers for our wedding.
478
00:20:42,770 --> 00:20:43,970
(laughter)
479
00:20:43,970 --> 00:20:45,540
- Could you boys sit over there?
480
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,470
- Boys?
481
00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:51,110
- Here he comes.
482
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,150
- Right in here, darling.
483
00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:58,420
(laughter)
484
00:20:58,420 --> 00:21:00,090
This is the place where
all the kids hang out.
485
00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:00,920
- It's cute.
486
00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:05,230
- Here are three of the
guys I've been teaching.
487
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:07,790
Guys, this is Vicki, my fiance.
488
00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:11,600
- Pleased to meet you.
489
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,030
- Um, same here.
490
00:21:17,970 --> 00:21:19,670
- What a coincidence.
491
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,910
(laughter)
492
00:21:23,980 --> 00:21:25,480
She really is his fiance.
493
00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:30,380
- And honey, these are
three of the young ladies
494
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,420
I've been teaching.
495
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:32,250
- Hello.
496
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,590
Are you in the same
grade as those guys?
497
00:21:35,590 --> 00:21:36,820
- Yes.
498
00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:38,220
- Really, you look
so much younger.
499
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,900
- Well, I just wanted Vicki
to meet some of my students.
500
00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,560
Miss Simpson will
be back on Monday,
501
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,370
so this was my last day.
502
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,600
Oh that the joy, past
joy, calls out on me.
503
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:54,310
That it were a grief so
brief to part with thee.
504
00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:55,780
- [Girls] Goodbye, Mr. Crane.
505
00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:58,010
(laughter)
506
00:22:01,650 --> 00:22:03,150
- One, two, three,
507
00:22:03,150 --> 00:22:03,980
- [Both] Girls.
508
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,560
- So what did you think
of Mr. Crane's fiance?
509
00:22:12,990 --> 00:22:16,600
- She was attractive, if
you like that exotic type.
510
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,860
- Hey, you think so?
511
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,030
I think all three of you
are much better looking.
512
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,270
- Oh yeah, no contest.
513
00:22:22,270 --> 00:22:23,770
- Why don't you guys sit down.
514
00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:27,010
- Hey, I was gonna sit there.
515
00:22:27,010 --> 00:22:28,340
- Tough luck, preppy.
516
00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:30,240
The truce is over.
517
00:22:32,950 --> 00:22:33,780
- Hey, Max.
518
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:36,380
What can I get for you, Lisa?
519
00:22:36,390 --> 00:22:38,450
- You can get lost.
520
00:22:38,450 --> 00:22:39,990
- Alright, we're back to normal.
521
00:22:39,990 --> 00:22:41,390
I'd like to get--
522
00:22:41,390 --> 00:22:43,620
(laughter)
523
00:22:47,730 --> 00:22:50,260
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