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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,130 --> 00:00:03,100 (bell rings) 2 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:04,430 ♪ When I wake up in the morning ♪ 3 00:00:04,430 --> 00:00:05,930 ♪ And the alarm gives out a warning ♪ 4 00:00:05,940 --> 00:00:08,940 ♪ And I don't think I'll ever make it on time ♪ 5 00:00:08,940 --> 00:00:10,510 ♪ By the time I grab my books ♪ 6 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,070 ♪ And I give myself a look ♪ 7 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:15,440 ♪ I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ♪ 8 00:00:15,450 --> 00:00:20,450 ♪ It's all right 'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪ 9 00:00:21,350 --> 00:00:22,680 ♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪ 10 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,190 ♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪ 11 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:27,160 ♪ And my dog ate all my homework last night ♪ 12 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,760 ♪ Riding low in my chair ♪ 13 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:30,190 ♪ She won't know that I'm there ♪ 14 00:00:30,190 --> 00:00:33,660 ♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow it'll be all right ♪ 15 00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:38,630 ♪ It's all right 'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪ 16 00:00:51,950 --> 00:00:55,020 ♪ It's all right 'cause I'm saved by the ♪ 17 00:00:55,020 --> 00:00:58,020 ♪ It's all right 'cause I'm saved by the ♪ 18 00:00:58,020 --> 00:01:02,860 ♪ It's all right 'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪ 19 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:13,170 - Slater, we are a great team. 20 00:01:13,170 --> 00:01:14,670 - Yep. 21 00:01:14,670 --> 00:01:16,140 - We are not only gonna get an A on this project, 22 00:01:16,140 --> 00:01:18,270 but we are also gonna win that science medal. 23 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:19,570 - Hey, and all we have to do now is 24 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,580 just pick a name for the volcano. 25 00:01:21,580 --> 00:01:22,810 - Oh, if you don't mind, 26 00:01:22,810 --> 00:01:24,250 I was thinking of Mount Saint Jessie. 27 00:01:25,350 --> 00:01:28,750 - Uh, well, how about, Slater's Crater? 28 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:30,350 - All right, I'll compromise. 29 00:01:30,350 --> 00:01:32,620 We'll call it Jessie's Crater. 30 00:01:32,620 --> 00:01:34,360 - Come on, let's see how she works. 31 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:38,790 No, no, come on. 32 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:39,930 You've gotta pour in more, let me do it. 33 00:01:41,130 --> 00:01:42,800 - Well, be careful, don't pour in too mu-- 34 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,470 How do you get this thing to stop? 35 00:01:44,470 --> 00:01:45,730 - I don't know, I was absent that day. 36 00:01:45,740 --> 00:01:46,970 Come on. 37 00:01:46,970 --> 00:01:47,940 - I told you not to pour so much in. 38 00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:49,170 Do you know how hard it is to 39 00:01:49,170 --> 00:01:50,410 get lava stains out of your clothes? 40 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:51,310 - Tick, tick, tick. 41 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,210 - You see that? 42 00:01:55,210 --> 00:01:57,150 In four days, my science project is due. 43 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:58,510 If I don't get an A, 44 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,850 I'll be doing hard time in summer school. 45 00:02:00,850 --> 00:02:02,450 (audience laughing) 46 00:02:02,450 --> 00:02:03,720 Screech! 47 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:04,950 What are you doing with our project? 48 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:06,320 You're supposed to be home working on it. 49 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:07,460 - I needed a break. 50 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:08,890 - Hey, you know our arrangement, 51 00:02:08,890 --> 00:02:11,060 you do the work, I take the breaks. 52 00:02:11,060 --> 00:02:13,330 - Well, aren't you gonna do any work at all, Zack? 53 00:02:13,330 --> 00:02:14,800 - Well, no. 54 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,300 If I worked on it, you'd just have to do it over again. 55 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:20,770 I'm saving you time, and that's the thanks I get. 56 00:02:20,770 --> 00:02:21,740 - I'm sorry. 57 00:02:21,740 --> 00:02:23,000 Thanks, Zack. 58 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:24,840 (audience laughing) 59 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:25,840 - What is that thing? 60 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:27,340 - Oh, it's our science project. 61 00:02:27,340 --> 00:02:30,510 - It's an electro-magnetic aerial hymenoptera detector. 62 00:02:30,510 --> 00:02:31,910 - [Kelly] What's it do? 63 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:34,380 - What's it do? 64 00:02:34,380 --> 00:02:35,520 What's it do, Screech? 65 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,420 - Well, right now, all it does is make 66 00:02:38,420 --> 00:02:40,190 my canary fly into the wall. 67 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:45,390 But once it's finished, it'll be an early warning system. 68 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,230 - For what? 69 00:02:46,230 --> 00:02:47,260 - Enemy canaries. 70 00:02:49,630 --> 00:02:51,130 Look, guys. 71 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:52,330 There she is. 72 00:02:53,670 --> 00:02:55,170 My dream girl. 73 00:02:55,170 --> 00:02:57,610 - Screech, if you really like Lisa, go for it. 74 00:02:57,610 --> 00:02:58,740 Let her know how you feel. 75 00:02:58,740 --> 00:03:00,010 - You really think so? 76 00:03:00,010 --> 00:03:00,680 - Absolutely. 77 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:01,680 Don't give up. 78 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:02,840 Give love a chance. 79 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,280 - Oh, I agree. 80 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,880 Why don't we go to the drive-in and give it a chance? 81 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,650 - Well, I'm afraid I'll fall off your bicycle. 82 00:03:08,650 --> 00:03:11,090 (audience laughing) 83 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:12,350 - I'm making my move. 84 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,620 - Don't do it. 85 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:15,260 Screech, love and science don't mix. 86 00:03:15,260 --> 00:03:17,460 Hey, did you ever see Einstein with a chick? 87 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:19,960 - No, Zack. 88 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:20,900 Kelly's right. 89 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:23,430 This is my one moment in time. 90 00:03:24,570 --> 00:03:27,400 (soft romantic music) 91 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:30,410 (audience laughing) 92 00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:51,890 I guess I caught her at a bad time. 93 00:03:51,890 --> 00:03:52,830 - Well, don't give up. 94 00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:54,100 He's really not her type. 95 00:03:55,030 --> 00:03:56,760 - They must be serious. 96 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,170 He's chewing her gum now. 97 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:00,940 I don't understand. 98 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:02,600 Why don't girls like me? 99 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:04,140 - Oh! 100 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:05,640 - Well, I have some theories. 101 00:04:06,910 --> 00:04:08,210 - Me too. 102 00:04:08,210 --> 00:04:09,380 I'm snake spit. 103 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,980 (light somber music) 104 00:04:21,590 --> 00:04:23,490 - Hey, Screech, would you turn on the machine? 105 00:04:23,490 --> 00:04:24,660 - Turn it on yourself. 106 00:04:29,430 --> 00:04:31,600 (popping) 107 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:37,670 - Hey, would you forget about Lisa? 108 00:04:37,670 --> 00:04:40,680 Look, I'm positive I can find another girl who'll like you. 109 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:41,640 - You really mean it? 110 00:04:41,650 --> 00:04:42,940 - Yeah, absolutely. 111 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,810 Before you even approach a girl, 112 00:04:44,810 --> 00:04:46,780 you gotta act like you believe in yourself. 113 00:04:46,780 --> 00:04:48,520 Let me see that, come on. 114 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:54,490 (audience laughing) 115 00:04:54,490 --> 00:04:55,760 That's it? 116 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,660 - I don't have much to believe in, Zack. 117 00:04:59,030 --> 00:05:00,530 - You gotta practice with being cool. 118 00:05:00,530 --> 00:05:03,770 Now, what you need is a great opening line, 119 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,400 something to grab her attention. 120 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,240 - How about hello? 121 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:11,040 - Well, if you say hello, you'll hear goodbye. 122 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,940 - It's better than what I usually get. 123 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:17,710 - What I mean is, hey, how much did the other contestants 124 00:05:17,710 --> 00:05:20,380 pay you to drop out of the Miss Universe contest? 125 00:05:20,380 --> 00:05:22,150 - Wow, is that what really goes on? 126 00:05:22,150 --> 00:05:25,350 - No, you idiot, I'm just showing you what to do. 127 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:28,360 (audience laughing) 128 00:05:30,090 --> 00:05:32,060 Hey, there's Sally Dunsky. 129 00:05:32,060 --> 00:05:33,290 Go for it. 130 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:35,300 - It's like shooting fish in a barrel. 131 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:44,940 - Are you looking for something? 132 00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:47,140 - No babe, I found it. 133 00:05:47,140 --> 00:05:50,710 (audience laughing) 134 00:05:50,710 --> 00:05:51,910 - Are you all right? 135 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,480 - Hup! 136 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,320 I learned that trick from the Chinese acrobats. 137 00:05:58,720 --> 00:05:59,690 - Your opening line! 138 00:05:59,690 --> 00:06:00,760 Say something cool. 139 00:06:02,190 --> 00:06:04,660 - Did you know that worms are a source of protein? 140 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:07,800 - Why don't you go eat some? 141 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,370 - The Miss Universe line. 142 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,540 - What I meant to say was, how much did you have to pay 143 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:18,240 the contestants to get into the Miss Universe contest? 144 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:21,610 - Get lost, creep. 145 00:06:21,610 --> 00:06:22,440 - How about lunch? 146 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:23,310 - How about death? 147 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:25,910 - Screech. 148 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:28,720 Screech. 149 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:32,950 Aw, Screech, come out. 150 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,220 Hey, believe me, it's not the end of the world. 151 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:36,060 - Ha! 152 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:40,430 - Come on, talk to me, Screech. 153 00:06:42,430 --> 00:06:45,470 - Why can't I meet someone who will give me a chance? 154 00:06:45,470 --> 00:06:47,230 Somebody who will ignore my stupid hair 155 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,770 and my different-colored socks and see the real me. 156 00:06:50,770 --> 00:06:52,210 - Well, that is the real you. 157 00:06:52,210 --> 00:06:53,040 - Yeah. 158 00:06:54,510 --> 00:06:55,940 I'm hummingbird droppings. 159 00:06:58,950 --> 00:07:00,280 - Hey, you know, I just thought 160 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:01,550 of someone who might like you. 161 00:07:01,550 --> 00:07:02,780 - Who, who? 162 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,180 - Why don't you take a few laps around the gym 163 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:05,450 and let me work on it. 164 00:07:05,460 --> 00:07:06,390 - Sure thing, Zack. 165 00:07:09,330 --> 00:07:10,830 - Hey, Jessie, can I talk to you for a minute? 166 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:12,330 I have a problem. 167 00:07:12,330 --> 00:07:14,530 - I know that Zack, but we've all learned to live with it. 168 00:07:15,670 --> 00:07:16,800 - No, no, I'm serious. 169 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,700 See, I have this friend. 170 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:22,000 And girls don't like him because he looks different. 171 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,200 - That's so unfair. 172 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:25,140 It shouldn't matter what a person looks like. 173 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,240 Look at Beauty and the Beast. 174 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,380 He is a wonderful person inside. 175 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:30,340 - So is my friend. 176 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:32,210 He even smells better than the Beast. 177 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:35,420 He just needs someone to give him a chance. 178 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:36,420 - I'll give him a chance. 179 00:07:36,420 --> 00:07:37,950 - Well, good! 180 00:07:37,950 --> 00:07:38,920 And if you like him, maybe you two can start dating? 181 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,020 - Well, maybe, who is he? 182 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:40,860 - Screech. 183 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,290 - Screech? 184 00:07:44,290 --> 00:07:45,530 Are you crazy? 185 00:07:45,530 --> 00:07:47,630 Me go out with Screech? 186 00:07:47,630 --> 00:07:48,460 Ugh! 187 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,100 - Is that a yes or a no? 188 00:07:54,740 --> 00:07:56,970 - Zack, I ran as fast as I could. 189 00:07:56,970 --> 00:07:57,810 Did you talk to the girl? 190 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:58,840 When can I meet her? 191 00:07:58,840 --> 00:07:59,670 - Meet her? 192 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:02,640 Gee, Screech, I don't know. 193 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:04,780 - Well, if I can't meet her, I'll call her. 194 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:06,950 - Well, actually, maybe it would 195 00:08:06,950 --> 00:08:08,720 be better if she called you. 196 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:09,980 Yeah, yeah, that would work. 197 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,050 As a matter of fact, she did say she'd call you. 198 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:13,620 3:30, the payphone. 199 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:15,020 - Zack, I owe you my life! 200 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:16,560 - Oh, I'd rather have the science project. 201 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:17,390 - You got it, all right! 202 00:08:17,390 --> 00:08:18,230 Woo! 203 00:08:20,830 --> 00:08:23,700 - Now all I have to do is find a girl for Screech. 204 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:26,470 (dramatic music) 205 00:08:28,810 --> 00:08:30,370 - Well, babe, let's be reasonable. 206 00:08:30,370 --> 00:08:32,540 I can't come for lunch. 207 00:08:32,540 --> 00:08:34,880 What do you mean, if I loved you I'd find a way? 208 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:35,710 You're in Italy. 209 00:08:36,710 --> 00:08:38,680 - Can you please hurry? 210 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:40,750 - Hey this phone is occupato, paisan. 211 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,120 - I need that phone and I'm prepared 212 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,920 to take it by force if necessary. 213 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,350 - Angela, yeah, I have to go. 214 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,320 My life is being threatened by a bully. 215 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:52,390 Arrivederci. 216 00:08:53,730 --> 00:08:55,300 Hey, look, Screech, what's so important 217 00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:56,700 about this phone call? 218 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:57,900 - I'm expecting a call. 219 00:08:57,900 --> 00:08:59,700 It's from a girl. 220 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:01,270 - You've got a woman calling you? 221 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,200 On purpose? 222 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,140 - Yeah, I get around. 223 00:09:08,550 --> 00:09:09,940 Ah, who am I kidding? 224 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:12,480 I'm scared to death, I don't know what to do. 225 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:13,750 - Well, be yourself. 226 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:16,450 - I can't, I want to impress her. 227 00:09:16,450 --> 00:09:18,190 - Don't try to impress anybody. 228 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:21,390 Be proud of what you are, whatever that is. 229 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,830 Hey, look, she's probably more nervous than you are. 230 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:26,290 - You really think so? 231 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,660 - Hey now, when that phone rings, be strong. 232 00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:33,500 - Thanks, Slater. 233 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:36,000 (light music) 234 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:44,010 (phone rings) 235 00:09:44,010 --> 00:09:45,650 Hello? 236 00:09:45,650 --> 00:09:46,680 This is Screech. 237 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:48,720 Is this Zack's friend? 238 00:09:49,950 --> 00:09:51,290 What's that? 239 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:52,790 You've seen me around? 240 00:09:52,790 --> 00:09:54,090 And you like me? 241 00:09:54,090 --> 00:09:54,920 Please hold. 242 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:02,630 What's your name? 243 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:08,300 - My name is, uh, Bambi. 244 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:10,000 Look, I know this is kind of sudden, 245 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,940 but I have to tell you the way I feel. 246 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:14,940 (audience laughing) 247 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:21,850 You know, I've been watching you for a long time. 248 00:10:21,850 --> 00:10:22,980 You're really cute. 249 00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:26,290 - [Belding] That may be so, but this is neither 250 00:10:26,290 --> 00:10:28,620 the time nor the place to share those feelings. 251 00:10:29,990 --> 00:10:31,660 Young lady, the men's room is one of 252 00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:34,460 the few doors education should not open for you. 253 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,430 Now don't misunderstand, 254 00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:40,330 I am flattered that you think so highly of me. 255 00:10:41,870 --> 00:10:44,870 But Bambi, it's not really love 256 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:49,140 you feel for me, it's hero worship. 257 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:52,350 Rock stars, ball players, principals, 258 00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:53,680 heck, we excite people. 259 00:10:56,950 --> 00:10:57,750 Bambi? 260 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:00,250 Are you there, Bambi? 261 00:11:01,690 --> 00:11:03,990 - Hey, I think she ran back into the forest with Thumper. 262 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,830 - [Belding] Who is that? 263 00:11:08,830 --> 00:11:10,430 - Hey, it's Slater, Mr. Belding. 264 00:11:11,530 --> 00:11:14,370 (toilet flushing) 265 00:11:16,270 --> 00:11:18,210 - What have you done with Bambi? 266 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:19,670 - Who's Bambi? 267 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,740 - Well, she's a girl, and she was just in here with me. 268 00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:22,640 - Oh, really? 269 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:28,080 - Well, not actually in here with me. 270 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,580 (laughing) 271 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,990 There's a really good explanation for this 272 00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:34,920 and I wish I could find it. 273 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,560 - Hey it's all right, Mr. Belding. 274 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:42,100 Why don't we just keep this between the three of us? 275 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,800 - Good idea. 276 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,100 Thank you. 277 00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:46,870 - Hey, just thank me at report card time. 278 00:11:49,010 --> 00:11:51,340 - I am never going to the bathroom again. 279 00:11:52,370 --> 00:11:54,840 (light music) 280 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,780 - Good morning, world. 281 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,650 Hey, Zack. 282 00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:02,180 Talked to Bambi again last night. 283 00:12:02,190 --> 00:12:03,020 - I know. 284 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:05,090 I mean, how'd it go? 285 00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:07,920 - She makes me feel like a young buck. 286 00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:10,860 - Who's Bambi? 287 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,690 - Oh, she's a girl Zack found for me. 288 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:14,630 - You found a girl for Screech? 289 00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:16,430 I'm so relieved. 290 00:12:16,430 --> 00:12:18,700 I mean, I'm so happy. 291 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:19,930 - Hi, guys. 292 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,070 - I'm taken, Lisa. 293 00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:22,240 Eat your heart out. 294 00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:26,610 - Wow, you must really like this Bambi. 295 00:12:26,610 --> 00:12:29,480 - Oh, Jessie, you've gotta meet her. 296 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:30,880 Wait a minute. 297 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,050 I've gotta meet her. 298 00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:33,210 - You haven't met her yet? 299 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,020 - You don't understand, he can't meet her. 300 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,080 - Why, why can't he meet her? 301 00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:37,580 - Yeah, why can't he meet her? 302 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:42,060 - Well, because, uh because uh, she's not what you think. 303 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,330 She's having an identity crisis. 304 00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:48,330 - Oh. 305 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,800 - Way to go, Zack. 306 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,910 - Anyone who thinks what I did to Screech 307 00:12:58,910 --> 00:13:00,510 was mean, raise your hand. 308 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:03,880 Ah, come on. 309 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,580 He'll be over Bambi in a few hours. 310 00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:07,010 - Hey everybody, come quick. 311 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,520 You've gotta see this. 312 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,920 - Screech, what are you doing? 313 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,460 - Demonstrating my love for Bambi. 314 00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:20,560 - Come on, Screech. 315 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:21,730 Stop fooling around. 316 00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:22,900 - I'm not fooling around. 317 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:24,100 - Oh, my gosh. 318 00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:29,340 - I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't do science projects. 319 00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:33,840 I'm not leaving this locker till I meet Bambi, Zack. 320 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:38,350 (audience laughing) 321 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:42,550 - I couldn't help it, Mr. Belding. 322 00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:43,780 I'm in love. 323 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,320 - Screech, I'm fully aware that people 324 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,060 your age form rather intense attachments. 325 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:50,520 But they usually wear a locket, not a locker. 326 00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:58,570 Jenny, have we heard anything from maintenance? 327 00:13:58,570 --> 00:13:59,870 - [Jenny] No. 328 00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:01,140 - Well, please call them again and tell them 329 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,740 that I'm still waiting for them. 330 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,410 - [Jenny] Who is this? 331 00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:06,240 - Thank you. 332 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:11,510 Listen, Screech, I sympathize with you, 333 00:14:11,510 --> 00:14:13,310 but there's really nothing I can do. 334 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,550 - There's something Zack can do. 335 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,420 He knows Bambi personally. 336 00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:18,890 - Bambi? 337 00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:20,120 - Is this the Bambi? 338 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,420 Is that who we're talking about here? 339 00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:22,860 - You know her? 340 00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:24,860 - Well, I've sat and talked with her recently. 341 00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:28,530 Leave this to me. 342 00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:34,940 Zack Morris, I need you. 343 00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:39,010 (audience laughing) 344 00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:49,620 - You called? 345 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:50,850 - Yes, I did. 346 00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:53,590 Unfortunately, only you can help this boy. 347 00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:55,620 Please have Bambi at The Max 348 00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:57,220 at four o'clock to meet with him. 349 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,030 - That's beyond impossible. 350 00:14:59,030 --> 00:15:03,330 - Zack, let's talk man to man, mano y mano. 351 00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:08,140 Now, officially I cannot order you to do this, 352 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,540 but if Bambi's not there, well, 353 00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:13,710 this could be your most miserable semester yet. 354 00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:16,580 - [Screech] Uh, Mr. Belding? 355 00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:17,950 - [Belding] Mm-hmm. 356 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:19,480 - I have to go to the bathroom. 357 00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:26,290 - Jenny, get maintenance up here right now! 358 00:15:26,290 --> 00:15:27,720 Code blue! 359 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,720 - [Jenny] Who is this? 360 00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:33,490 (audience laughing) 361 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,590 (knocking) 362 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,430 - Come in. 363 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:38,000 - I got here as fast as I could. 364 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,130 - Oh, thanks Lisa, I won't forget this. 365 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,900 - Neither will I. 366 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,840 - What's she doing here? 367 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,840 - Well, I had to go pick up my color wheel at Jessie's. 368 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,110 And Jessie said, why? 369 00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:49,380 I said Zack needs it and Jessie said why? 370 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:51,880 So I told her about Screech and Jessie said-- 371 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,050 - Oh, I wouldn't miss this for the world. 372 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:56,680 - Well, great, let's just get on with it. 373 00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:57,950 - Yeah, we don't have much time. 374 00:15:57,950 --> 00:15:59,250 - Uh huh. 375 00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:00,220 - Here, Bambi. 376 00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:03,260 - Oh, ha ha. 377 00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:04,830 You think this is fun for me? 378 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,890 You think I wanna dress up like a girl? 379 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:10,000 Well, this is repulsive, disgusting, revolting. 380 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:13,070 Can I see something in a blue? 381 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,470 - Yeah, you're right, this might 382 00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:18,770 be a little forward for a first date. 383 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,170 This is a first date, right? 384 00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:25,010 - Well, I'd better get started on his nails. 385 00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:27,710 - Oh, now wait a second. 386 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,820 - Oh, here, make yourself useful. 387 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,250 - I don't need a shave. 388 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,520 - Your legs. 389 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:39,190 (audience laughing) 390 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:42,200 - Excuse me sir, but a Mr. Screech has reserved that table. 391 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,030 - It's me, Max. 392 00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:44,160 - Screech! 393 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,730 You look great. 394 00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:47,500 I didn't recognize you. 395 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,040 - I'm meeting a girl in here. 396 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,840 - Are those for your date? 397 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:51,910 - They're almost dead, but that's all 398 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:53,310 they had left at the market. 399 00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:57,010 - Well, she might like these better. 400 00:16:57,010 --> 00:17:00,610 - Thanks, Max, but isn't there a little something missing? 401 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,120 - Well, they're late bloomers. 402 00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:06,590 - Thanks. 403 00:17:09,430 --> 00:17:11,160 (giggling) 404 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,090 - I am getting front row seats for this. 405 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,690 - I prefer the balcony. 406 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,600 Enjoy the show. 407 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:16,400 - You too. 408 00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:22,470 (audience laughing) 409 00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:25,840 - I want you to know that I'm taking 410 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,710 the names of everyone who's laughing. 411 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:30,980 - Hi there. 412 00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:32,350 Who are you? 413 00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:34,150 - Your worst nightmare, pal. 414 00:17:34,150 --> 00:17:37,150 (audience laughing) 415 00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:49,630 Screech? 416 00:17:49,630 --> 00:17:51,130 - Bambi? 417 00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:51,970 Oh boy! 418 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:54,500 I mean, sit down. 419 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,240 - My, it's a lot brighter in here than I thought it'd be. 420 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,670 - Good, then everyone will see you. 421 00:17:58,670 --> 00:18:00,010 - A dream come true. 422 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,080 - Gosh, you're pretty. 423 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,910 And you have the most feminine little hands. 424 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:06,910 - Do not. 425 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,350 - Do too. - Do not! 426 00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:09,620 - Do too. 427 00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,920 Oh, would you like to meet some of my friends? 428 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:12,850 - No. 429 00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:14,120 - Oh, come on. - No, no. 430 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:16,560 - Slater, meet my date. 431 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,090 This is Bambi. 432 00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:20,860 - Oh, so you're the famous Bambi, huh? 433 00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:23,160 Yeah, I've heard all about you from Mr. Belding. 434 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,760 - Oh, Richard and I are just good friends. 435 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:25,600 - Hey, there's Kelly. 436 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:26,430 Come on. 437 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,240 - Whoa. 438 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,540 This little guy has good taste. 439 00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:32,970 - Fresh. 440 00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:35,880 (giggling) 441 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:36,710 - Morris? 442 00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:39,510 Nice legs. 443 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,550 - Bambi, this is Kelly. 444 00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:46,290 - Nice to meet you. 445 00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:48,420 Don't I know you from somewhere? 446 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:49,890 - I don't know, were you ever a Brownie? 447 00:18:49,890 --> 00:18:50,720 - Yes, I was. 448 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,130 What troop were you in? 449 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:53,960 - Um F-Troop. 450 00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,470 - Nice one. 451 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,330 - Slater, please, I beg you. 452 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,500 - Oh, don't worry, your secret's safe with me, sweetheart. 453 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,510 (audience laughing) 454 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:14,550 - Hey, Screech, Lisa's just doing that to make you jealous. 455 00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:19,420 Now, if you kissed Bambi, hey, that would show her. 456 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:25,160 - Um um all right, but on one condition. 457 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,930 If we kiss, we become an item. 458 00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:28,090 - I can live with that. 459 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,630 - Hey Kelly, why don't we leave these two lovebirds alone? 460 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:39,140 Hey, if it doesn't work out with you and Screech, call me. 461 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,140 - Now Screech, if we're gonna date, 462 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,210 you've gotta follow my rules. 463 00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,580 - Rules? 464 00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:48,620 What rules? 465 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,220 - My rules of livin' and lovin'. 466 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:53,390 And you must follow them explicitly. 467 00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:54,890 - What are they? 468 00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:58,290 - Rule number one: straighten your hair and dye it blond. 469 00:19:58,290 --> 00:19:59,730 - Consider me Billy Idol. 470 00:20:01,430 --> 00:20:04,500 - Well then, uh, rule number two: 471 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:07,900 I'm allergic to all types of animals. 472 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:08,740 - Done. 473 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:09,840 I'll shave my birds. 474 00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,040 - All right. 475 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,610 Well, here's number three, the most important: 476 00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:19,610 I'm very possessive, and I must have you all to myself. 477 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:22,050 And get rid of your friend Zack Morris. 478 00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:22,880 - That's all? 479 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,850 - That's all? 480 00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:25,020 I mean, what? 481 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,920 - Well, Zack is awfully cocky. 482 00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:31,890 And he's always taking advantage of me, 483 00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:35,730 and sometimes I think he underestimates my intelligence. 484 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:40,900 But he is my friend and I'm sorry, 485 00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:43,740 but I won't trade him for anything else in the world. 486 00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,110 Not even you, Bambi. 487 00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:47,570 - You mean, you're dumping me? 488 00:20:49,710 --> 00:20:51,310 - I hope I haven't hurt you. 489 00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:52,110 - Well, I hope I haven't hurt you. 490 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,050 - No, actually you've helped me. 491 00:20:56,050 --> 00:20:58,350 You've made me realize that there are a million fish 492 00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:01,120 in the sea and I'm just the worm to attract them. 493 00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:03,860 Now if you'll excuse me, 494 00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:07,230 I have a science project that needs finishing. 495 00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:09,560 - Well, you better hurry it if it's due Friday. 496 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,970 - You know, I watched what you did here today for Screech, 497 00:21:17,970 --> 00:21:19,470 it was really nice. 498 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:20,910 Sick, but nice. 499 00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:22,780 - Aw, come on, Jessie, you know I did it 500 00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:25,180 because I wanted him to finish the project. 501 00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:26,680 - Well, maybe, but you also did it 502 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,650 'cause you're his friend too. 503 00:21:28,650 --> 00:21:30,620 - You know, actually I had a good time. 504 00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:32,790 It was better than most first dates. 505 00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:34,150 - I'm going to the girls room. 506 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,220 You wanna come? 507 00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:36,060 - Oh, why not? 508 00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:37,190 Sounds like fun. 509 00:21:37,190 --> 00:21:38,290 - Freeze! 510 00:21:38,290 --> 00:21:40,890 (upbeat music) 511 00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:46,800 (upbeat music) 35064

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