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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,260 --> 00:00:03,130 ( bell rings ) 2 00:00:03,130 --> 00:00:04,500 ♪ When I wake up in the morning ♪ 3 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:05,970 ♪ And the alarm gives out a warning ♪ 4 00:00:05,970 --> 00:00:09,000 ♪ I don't think I'll ever make it on time ♪ 5 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:10,470 ♪ By the time I grab my books ♪ 6 00:00:10,470 --> 00:00:12,040 ♪ And I give myself a look ♪ 7 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:15,510 ♪ I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ♪ 8 00:00:15,510 --> 00:00:17,210 ♪ It's all right ♪ 9 00:00:17,210 --> 00:00:21,350 ♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪ 10 00:00:21,350 --> 00:00:24,290 ♪ If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess ♪ 11 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:27,320 ♪ And my dog ate all my homework last night ♪ 12 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:30,230 ♪ Ridin' low on my chair, she won't know that I'm there ♪ 13 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:33,730 ♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right ♪ 14 00:00:33,730 --> 00:00:35,430 ♪ It's all right ♪ 15 00:00:35,430 --> 00:00:39,330 ♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪ 16 00:00:52,050 --> 00:00:55,080 ♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ♪ 17 00:00:55,090 --> 00:00:58,050 ♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ♪ 18 00:00:58,060 --> 00:01:02,890 ♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell. ♪ 19 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:31,520 - Excuse me? 20 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:34,020 - Please, please, do not apologize for existing. 21 00:01:34,020 --> 00:01:35,820 How may I serve you? 22 00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:38,460 - Isn't this Zack Morris' locker? 23 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:39,690 - That is true. 24 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,660 But while I'm in your country, we are sharing. 25 00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:44,200 - Do you know where Zack is? 26 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:45,730 - Yes I do. 27 00:01:45,740 --> 00:01:48,940 His body went that way, but his soul is in the gymnasium. 28 00:01:48,940 --> 00:01:49,740 - Thank you! 29 00:01:51,510 --> 00:01:53,310 - Things are not always as they seem. 30 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,680 It's me, Zack! 31 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:58,210 Why the disguise? 32 00:01:58,220 --> 00:02:00,180 Well lots of girls want to ask me to the dance, 33 00:02:00,180 --> 00:02:01,650 but I don't want to say yes or no 34 00:02:01,650 --> 00:02:03,780 until I know if Kelly's gonna ask me. 35 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:04,620 Simple. 36 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:12,690 Kelly. 37 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:13,930 - Hi, Zack. 38 00:02:13,930 --> 00:02:16,160 - So Kell, big dance Friday night, huh? 39 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,970 - I haven't asked anyone yet, Zack. 40 00:02:17,970 --> 00:02:18,900 - Really? 41 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:20,140 Well I just want you to know 42 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,170 that I'm keeping my calendar clear, 43 00:02:21,170 --> 00:02:22,570 if you know what I mean. 44 00:02:22,570 --> 00:02:25,210 - I know what you mean, you want me to ask you. 45 00:02:25,210 --> 00:02:26,040 - You could do worse. 46 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,640 - She could do better. 47 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:28,710 A lot better. 48 00:02:30,110 --> 00:02:31,550 - You don't think she'd consider going out with you? 49 00:02:31,550 --> 00:02:33,550 - Hey, only if she wants to have a great time. 50 00:02:33,550 --> 00:02:34,720 - In your dreams, Slater. 51 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,180 - In your face, Preppy. 52 00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:38,150 You're looking at her date. 53 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,090 - Hmm, tough decision. 54 00:02:40,090 --> 00:02:41,720 So many boys, so little time. 55 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:46,990 - If I were you, Morris, I'd find someone else. 56 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,630 - Hey Zack! 57 00:02:48,630 --> 00:02:50,030 Zackie! 58 00:02:50,030 --> 00:02:51,730 - Go get her, Zackie! 59 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,770 - Hey, what's the rush, button nose? 60 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,040 - Slater, help me, come on. 61 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:06,410 Give me a second. 62 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:09,380 All right. 63 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,850 Look, I've got nothing against Rhonda Robistelli. 64 00:03:11,850 --> 00:03:13,890 But I do have this policy against dating anyone 65 00:03:13,890 --> 00:03:15,720 who holds the school shot-put record. 66 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,730 All right, I kept my part of the bargain. 67 00:03:22,730 --> 00:03:26,000 Here's your Seventeen, Glamour, and Cosmo. 68 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,540 - What's this? 69 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:30,310 How'd the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue get in here? 70 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:31,610 - I have my needs too. 71 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:34,740 Never mind. 72 00:03:34,740 --> 00:03:36,580 Who's Kelly gonna take to the dance? 73 00:03:36,580 --> 00:03:38,450 - Well, according to my research, 74 00:03:38,450 --> 00:03:41,650 Gina, Alex, and Rebecca think Kelly's asking Slater. 75 00:03:41,650 --> 00:03:43,180 - What do they know? 76 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:45,520 - Connie, Didi and Raylene think she's leaning to you. 77 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:47,020 - Smart girls. 78 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:50,960 - Now Sue Ann thinks Kelly's going to ask Rodney Carter 79 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,260 if his face clears up. 80 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,200 - Well, remind me to buy Rodney a candy bar. 81 00:03:59,170 --> 00:04:00,370 Is that it Lisa? 82 00:04:00,370 --> 00:04:01,740 - Not all of it. 83 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:03,270 I seem to be losing my memory. 84 00:04:04,610 --> 00:04:07,280 - All right, I'll do your history homework. 85 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,640 - From you that's not a gift, that's a threat. 86 00:04:11,380 --> 00:04:12,580 - Come on. 87 00:04:12,580 --> 00:04:13,950 You had to find out more than that. 88 00:04:13,950 --> 00:04:14,780 - Maybe. 89 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:17,590 - All right, all right. 90 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:19,390 I'll sweeten up the deal. 91 00:04:19,390 --> 00:04:21,920 I'll give you my tickets to the Bon Jovi concert. 92 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:23,860 - Bon Jovi? You got it! 93 00:04:23,860 --> 00:04:25,490 - Okay, now what's the scoop? 94 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:27,300 - Kelly is definitely taking you. 95 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,900 - Thanks, Lisa. 96 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:29,800 - Or Slater. 97 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:31,700 - That's it? 98 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:32,530 - Yeah. 99 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:36,240 - Well Bon Jovi, bon voyage. 100 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:44,080 So Slater, you got a date for the dance yet? 101 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,510 - Hey, I've been turning them down left and right. 102 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:47,350 - Yeah, me too. 103 00:04:47,350 --> 00:04:48,920 I turned down six girls. 104 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:50,120 - That's nothing. 105 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,150 I've turned down seven and a teacher. 106 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,090 - You guys are so disgusting. 107 00:04:56,090 --> 00:04:58,160 If either of you had even an ounce of integrity, 108 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,830 you'd go with the first girl who asked you. 109 00:04:59,830 --> 00:05:01,960 - And miss the excitement of the hunt? 110 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,260 - Please, I'm eating here. 111 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,370 - Hi, Kelly says she can make it 112 00:05:07,370 --> 00:05:08,740 to your slumber party tomorrow night. 113 00:05:08,740 --> 00:05:09,940 - Great. 114 00:05:09,940 --> 00:05:11,040 - Hey, I'll be there with my nighty, 115 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,440 pimple cream and curlers. 116 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,610 - No way, José. 117 00:05:15,610 --> 00:05:17,610 - Hey, it was worth a shot. 118 00:05:17,610 --> 00:05:19,110 - Hey, isn't a slumber party 119 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,320 where you girls all spill your guts about everything? 120 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:22,520 - Why? 121 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:23,750 - Well I'm sure Kelly will say 122 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:24,690 who she's gonna take to the dance, 123 00:05:24,690 --> 00:05:26,290 and then you guys can tell us. 124 00:05:26,290 --> 00:05:28,090 - Not if Kelly doesn't want us too. 125 00:05:28,090 --> 00:05:30,960 - That would be invading someone's privacy, Zack. 126 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,190 - I could live with that. 127 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,860 - Why couldn't you live with a foreign family? 128 00:05:39,470 --> 00:05:42,870 - Hey Zack, a young lady asked me to give this to you. 129 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,470 - [Girls] Oooh! 130 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,640 - Oh, and I almost forgot, there's a message too. 131 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:55,520 Dear Zack, my heart jumps for you. 132 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:58,820 She loves you, kid. 133 00:05:58,820 --> 00:05:59,790 - Who? 134 00:05:59,790 --> 00:06:01,020 - Hey, Zackie! 135 00:06:01,020 --> 00:06:03,060 We've got to talk, hunk of mine. 136 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,630 That boy has got one cute behind. 137 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:33,090 - Zack are you sure we should be bugging Jessie's bedroom? 138 00:06:33,090 --> 00:06:34,890 We could get arrested, thrown in jail, 139 00:06:34,890 --> 00:06:36,290 lose our library cards! 140 00:06:37,990 --> 00:06:40,700 - Screech, this is the only chance you'll ever have 141 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:44,000 to find out Lisa's innermost thoughts about you. 142 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,800 - What are we standing around for? 143 00:06:48,340 --> 00:06:50,410 - Hey, make sure you hide that well. 144 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,410 - Okay Zack. 145 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:55,080 I'll place the wire under this rug. 146 00:06:56,580 --> 00:07:00,080 - You've got to admit this about us, Screech, I'm good. 147 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,350 - Done, Zack. 148 00:07:04,350 --> 00:07:07,090 Now I just have to make sure the wire's secure. 149 00:07:07,090 --> 00:07:09,720 - You're an electronics genius, Screecher. 150 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,690 - [Jessie] Be there in a minute, Mom. 151 00:07:11,690 --> 00:07:12,590 - She's home! Hide! 152 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:13,430 - Aa-ah! 153 00:07:38,190 --> 00:07:39,920 - [Jessie] Can you believe that Tony Kramer 154 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:43,520 tried to make out with me in the middle of Working Girl? 155 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:44,530 - What's wrong with that? 156 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:45,630 - I didn't go with him. 157 00:07:45,630 --> 00:07:47,730 I went with Billy Bostwick. 158 00:07:47,730 --> 00:07:50,330 Tony was sitting right behind us and what a jerk. 159 00:07:50,330 --> 00:07:52,330 He left his retainer in my hair! 160 00:07:56,010 --> 00:07:58,040 Boys can be so dumb sometimes. 161 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:00,340 - Yeah, but they can be so cute, too. 162 00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:02,540 - Zack, she said we're cute! 163 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,080 - I know, this is great. 164 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,280 Hey, now we have to listen for hidden meanings. 165 00:08:08,180 --> 00:08:09,480 - Pass the pepperoni. 166 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,720 - Lisa wants you. 167 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:13,490 - She does, doesn't she? 168 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,890 I can just picture them now. 169 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:26,330 - You're so lucky you found your Prince Charming, Lisa. 170 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:29,840 - Yeah, next to Screech, River Phoenix is a drip. 171 00:08:30,970 --> 00:08:32,640 - I'm so jealous. 172 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,340 May I have a lock of his hair? 173 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,440 - Why? 174 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:38,280 - I want to grow my own Screech in a jar. 175 00:08:39,850 --> 00:08:41,250 - Yeah, I know how you feel. 176 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:45,350 Screech is everything a girl could want. 177 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,490 He's strong, yet sensitive. 178 00:08:47,490 --> 00:08:49,060 Funny, but not silly. 179 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:52,160 And he makes me tingle all over. 180 00:08:53,630 --> 00:08:54,800 - [Both] Yeah. 181 00:08:57,630 --> 00:08:59,600 - Zack, I make her tinkle. 182 00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:02,600 - [Tori] You know what? 183 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,240 - Quiet, listen. 184 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:06,840 - Sometimes I wonder why God ever invented boys. 185 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:09,580 - To give us something to talk about at slumber parties. 186 00:09:11,810 --> 00:09:13,880 - Do you guys think I should cut my hair? 187 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,380 - Who cares about your hair? 188 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:16,320 Get back to boys. 189 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,350 - I like it longer. 190 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:19,950 - Well Jason wants me to cut it. 191 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,260 - Jason touches her hair, he's a dead man. 192 00:09:25,460 --> 00:09:26,860 - Lisa, you would really cut your hair 193 00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:28,630 if some boy wanted you to? 194 00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:31,000 - Well, maybe. 195 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,570 If he was someone special, 196 00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:35,970 who had the qualities of let's say, Michael Jackson. 197 00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:37,200 - [Group] Oooh! 198 00:09:38,540 --> 00:09:41,740 - Gentle, talented, gorgeous, and light on his feet. 199 00:09:43,180 --> 00:09:45,280 - Hey, if that ain't you, I don't know who it is. 200 00:09:46,650 --> 00:09:47,480 - What about you, Kelly? 201 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:48,620 Who's your dream guy? 202 00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:50,620 - Here we go, here we go! 203 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:52,120 - You know who really is a hunk? 204 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:52,950 - Who? 205 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,320 - Dennis Quaid! 206 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:55,690 - [Group] Ooh! 207 00:09:55,690 --> 00:09:57,220 - That wuss? 208 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,360 - We know you're not taking Dennis Quaid to the dance. 209 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:00,960 So who are you going with? 210 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:02,330 Slater or Zack? 211 00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:03,300 - Yes, yes! 212 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:04,930 The moment of truth. 213 00:10:04,930 --> 00:10:09,340 - Well, there's something mysterious about AC Slater. 214 00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:11,770 But Zack Morris is kind of cute in a playful way. 215 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:17,110 If I had to make my decision right now, I'd pick Zack. 216 00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:20,250 - Yes! (laughing) 217 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:21,320 - What was that? 218 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,350 - Go Lakers! 219 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:23,650 Did you see that shot? 220 00:10:23,650 --> 00:10:24,490 - What shot? 221 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:27,520 - That was Zack. 222 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,090 - Well, what's he doing? 223 00:10:29,090 --> 00:10:31,760 - That's weird, the Lakers aren't even playing tonight. 224 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:40,500 - I don't believe this you guys. 225 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,900 We've been bugged. 226 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:46,270 - What? 227 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:47,740 - What's wrong, Screech? 228 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:50,080 - I don't know maybe the Lakers game interfered with it. 229 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,780 - There is no Laker game, you idiot. 230 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:55,180 - Oh yeah, then what were you screaming at, you bonehead? 231 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:56,350 - Just fix it. 232 00:10:56,350 --> 00:10:58,790 It was just starting to get good. 233 00:10:58,790 --> 00:11:02,720 - Of all the lowest, underhanded things this is unreal. 234 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:05,530 - To think a guy would go through all this trouble, 235 00:11:05,530 --> 00:11:07,130 just to find out what a girl thinks of him. 236 00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:09,330 That's so romantic. 237 00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:11,200 - No, it's so illegal. 238 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,200 Zack's violating our privacy. 239 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,640 - Look, guys, it's just a stupid prank. 240 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,110 Let's not get angry. 241 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:19,240 Let's get even. 242 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,880 - What do you mean? 243 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,080 - I've got an idea to get Zack back. 244 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,550 But I'm gonna need your help. 245 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,750 Okay, everybody ready? 246 00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,500 - [Jessie] Would you pass the cola? 247 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:43,630 - Zack, it's working! 248 00:11:45,570 --> 00:11:47,670 - Okay, okay, I've got a game. 249 00:11:47,670 --> 00:11:51,240 Every girl has to tell her deepest, darkest secret. 250 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,740 Something she's never told anyone before. 251 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,480 - All right! 252 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,080 We got it back just in time for the juicy stuff. 253 00:11:59,650 --> 00:12:01,750 - Okay, I'll go first. 254 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,580 It was in the mall. 255 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,650 I once stole a tube of lipstick. 256 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:07,450 - [Group] Whoa! 257 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:10,520 - Boring! 258 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,160 How about you Kelly? 259 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:15,400 - Well, mine's more serious than that. 260 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:19,900 You see, whenever I like a boy, for some strange reason, 261 00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:22,270 I end up hurting him. 262 00:12:22,270 --> 00:12:24,240 - You mean, you break up with him right? 263 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:27,710 - No, I mean, I hurt him. 264 00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:29,180 - Oooh, this is creepy. 265 00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:32,610 - You see, first I get this terrible headache, 266 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:35,480 then something happens, and I snap. 267 00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:39,020 - You poor thing. 268 00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:42,390 - Zack, she sounds weird. 269 00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:44,630 - Quiet, I have to listen to this. 270 00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:48,700 - I black out, then wake up. 271 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:52,600 The police are there and that poor boy. 272 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:53,670 - The poor boy? 273 00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:54,900 The poor boy what? 274 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,170 - Zack, Kelly's dangerous. 275 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,040 - Oh come on, Screech. 276 00:12:59,040 --> 00:12:59,940 She's a girl. 277 00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,080 - Zack, I'm worried. 278 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,550 Girls can be brutal. 279 00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:09,050 You ever see Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling? 280 00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:14,520 - Come on, you don't think she's going to hurt me? 281 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,360 Do you? 282 00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:34,180 - Oh, my God. 283 00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:37,610 - I'm not like other boys. 284 00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:44,050 - You're not like anything on this planet, you dork! 285 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,920 - I'd like you to share your life with me. 286 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,220 - Screech, beat it, 287 00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:50,490 or I'll give you that high voice permanently. 288 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,000 - Excuse me, Michael, 289 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,130 but we have a dress code at this school. 290 00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:57,700 My office, now. 291 00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,200 - Mr. Belding, it's me Screech! 292 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:02,840 - Hey Jessie, wait a second. 293 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:03,940 I've got to talk to you. 294 00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:05,170 - Talk fast, Zack. 295 00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:07,510 You don't, I mean I don't have much time. 296 00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:09,780 - I tried to call you all weekend and you're never home. 297 00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:12,380 - Oh I know I had to spend a lot of time with Kelly. 298 00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:13,410 She really needed me. 299 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:15,780 - She needed you? 300 00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:17,850 Something wrong with Kelly? 301 00:14:17,850 --> 00:14:19,020 - Look I really shouldn't be talking about this. 302 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:20,090 I've got to go. 303 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,520 - Jessie, what are you trying to tell me? 304 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,760 - Look, Zack, I really care for you. 305 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,200 Well, I just don't want to see you get hurt. 306 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,730 - You mean emotionally hurt? 307 00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:33,330 - No, Mike Tyson hurt. 308 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:36,540 - What are you trying to tell me? 309 00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:38,010 - Look, we've been friends all our lives 310 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,110 and I just don't want to see anything happen to you. 311 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:43,480 Goodbye Zack. 312 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:45,550 - Goodbye? 313 00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:47,010 Look, what is going on here? 314 00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:52,050 - Wow, what happened to you? 315 00:14:52,050 --> 00:14:53,590 - Yeah, I don't want to talk about it. 316 00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:55,560 - What, were you in an accident? 317 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,160 Fall down a flight of stairs? 318 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:57,990 Well then, what? 319 00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:05,370 - You swear you won't tell anybody? 320 00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:06,200 - Yeah, sure. 321 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,670 - Well, Kelly beat me up. 322 00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:12,370 - She beat you up? 323 00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:13,770 But you're on the wrestling team. 324 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:14,940 - Yeah, I know. 325 00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:16,180 It's humiliating, Zack. 326 00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:17,910 You know, I should have been able to take her. 327 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,750 - Then what happened? 328 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,650 - Well Kelly asked me over last night right? 329 00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:23,920 - Yeah. 330 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,120 - And it was going great for a while. 331 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,220 But then she got this terrible headache, 332 00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:28,960 and suddenly she turned on me. 333 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,090 - Well, what'd she do? 334 00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:31,690 - I don't remember. 335 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:33,090 The next thing I knew I woke up 336 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,660 and I'm in some emergency room. 337 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,330 I'm telling you, Zack. 338 00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:40,570 Please be careful. 339 00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:42,800 She told me she likes you more than me. 340 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,420 - Harris, Jennings. 341 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,980 Bingo Kapowski. 342 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,190 I've got to find out the truth about Kelly. 343 00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:02,620 That's why I'm looking through the principal's files. 344 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,360 Medical history. 345 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:09,860 Measles, mumps oh no, 346 00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:13,130 six months in the Riverside Home for the Criminally Insane? 347 00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,000 It's true. 348 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,970 She really is dangerous. 349 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,870 Kelly wants to kill me. 350 00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:24,950 Mr. Belding! 351 00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:26,780 - Morris, what are you doing in my office? 352 00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:28,680 - Mr. Belding, thank goodness you're here. 353 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,150 I need your help. 354 00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:32,350 My life is being threatened by one of your students. 355 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,290 - Just one? 356 00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:34,320 You're losing your touch. 357 00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:37,020 - Mr. Belding, this is serious. 358 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,730 - Okay, okay, who is it? 359 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:41,260 Terrible Tommy Tanner, or Norman No Neck Nunzio? 360 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,330 - Neither. 361 00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:44,700 Kelly The Killer Kapowski. 362 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,530 - Kelly Kapowski? 363 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,700 Excuse me for a moment. 364 00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:52,210 (laughing) 365 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:56,980 What's she gonna do, 366 00:16:56,980 --> 00:16:58,550 spike you to death with a volleyball? 367 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:00,810 - Look, this isn't funny. 368 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,180 It's like Fatal Attraction. 369 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:03,880 She loves me and I'm dead meat. 370 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,550 - Zack, maybe you're making too much out of this. 371 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:07,990 Look when you're a ladies' man, 372 00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:09,990 you're going to make girls mad sometimes. 373 00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:11,930 You cannot please them all. 374 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,460 - Look, you don't understand. 375 00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:14,730 Kelly gets these headaches and-- 376 00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:16,430 - They all get headaches, Morris. 377 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,730 - Mr. Belding, please help me! 378 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,840 - Relax, Zack. 379 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,540 I know where you're coming from. 380 00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:26,010 Hey, I was also a big ladies' man. 381 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,510 Sometimes they're going to act a little out of sorts. 382 00:17:29,510 --> 00:17:31,210 You just chalk it up to hormones. 383 00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:34,850 - You think that's all it is, sir? 384 00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:35,750 - I'm positive. 385 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,220 Hey, I've been around. 386 00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:40,320 You've got nothing to worry about. 387 00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:44,930 Unless of course she's that one rare wacko 388 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:47,030 who's been in an institution or something. 389 00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:02,740 - Tonight's assignment will be chapter six: 390 00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:05,650 The Colon: Your Friend for Life. 391 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:11,550 - [Kelly] My dearest Zack, you can run but you can't hide. 392 00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:17,320 (bell rings) 393 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,630 - Sorry, Zack, clumsy me. 394 00:18:33,210 --> 00:18:35,810 - Will someone please call 911? 395 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:39,350 - I finally have you all to myself. 396 00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:42,120 - Uh, what are you going to do with me? 397 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,080 And what's the bat for? 398 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:46,020 - Softball practice, silly. 399 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:48,990 - Sure, is that what you told Slater? 400 00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:50,420 - I want you, Zack. 401 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,530 Not just for the dance, but forever. 402 00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,060 - Forever is such a long time. 403 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,030 - But it can be a very short time, too. 404 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:03,840 Don't fight it, Zack. 405 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,740 You know you like me. 406 00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:09,740 - Well sure I do, but I also like cheeseburgers, 407 00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:13,180 and I like the Lakers, I like life. 408 00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:15,720 I love life, I wanna live. 409 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,880 (screams) 410 00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:25,660 - Kiss me, Zack, and change both of our lives forever. 411 00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:26,490 Aa-ah! 412 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,330 - What, what? 413 00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:30,100 - I've got one of those headaches again. 414 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,500 - Yeah well uh, me too. 415 00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,030 I'll go get the aspirin. 416 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,070 - Come back, Zack, please. 417 00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:36,100 What about the dance? 418 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,000 - I already have a date. 419 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:43,010 - With who? 420 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,010 - Is this a blast, or what? 421 00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:51,020 (clapping) 422 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,260 - Rhonda, that's our 53rd dance tonight 423 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,890 can I please take a break? 424 00:19:56,890 --> 00:19:58,490 - Sure, take five. 425 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:01,830 I'll go wash my face and floss for later. 426 00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:11,140 - Hey haven't you had enough? 427 00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:13,340 - Hey I like living on the edge. 428 00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:15,340 - Having fun with Rhonda, Zackie? 429 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:18,180 - I should have let you kill me when you had the chance. 430 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,450 - I'm totally harmless, Zack. 431 00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:23,980 I want to return something that belongs to you. 432 00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:26,820 - You mean you knew we were listening? 433 00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:29,060 - Oh, I have something for you too, Zack. 434 00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:30,520 A copy of Kelly's diploma 435 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,230 from the Home for the Criminally Insane. 436 00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:35,260 - Wait a minute you planted this in Belding's files? 437 00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:36,660 - We both did. 438 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,970 We flirted with danger and we won. 439 00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:41,600 - I knew you'd break into the files to check on Kelly. 440 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,270 I know how your sick mind works. 441 00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:45,810 - I can't believe this. 442 00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:47,940 - Hey, I've got another surprise for you, Zackie. 443 00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:51,980 You can use this to fight off Rhonda. 444 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,220 - You guys were all in on this? 445 00:20:56,450 --> 00:20:58,590 Look I just have to know one thing, Kelly. 446 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,820 You were going to go to the dance with me, right? 447 00:21:00,820 --> 00:21:02,560 - Guess you'll never know. 448 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,090 Come on, Slater let's go dance. 449 00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:10,330 - Oh don't fade on me now, Zackie, I got big plans for us. 450 00:21:10,330 --> 00:21:11,330 - Big plans? 451 00:21:11,330 --> 00:21:12,530 - Yeah. 452 00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:14,700 Mom's visiting Dad in the slammer 453 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:18,200 and we got the house all to ourselves. 454 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,940 - Sorry, Rhonda, but I have a curfew. 455 00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:23,340 I have to be home in 10 minutes. 456 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:24,650 - That's all right. - Ow! 457 00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:27,910 - How about a goodnight kiss? 458 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,750 - I have very strict rules about that. 459 00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:31,750 I don't kiss on the first date. 460 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:36,390 - Lucky for us I do. 461 00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:48,600 ( instrumental theme music plays ) 32473

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