All language subtitles for Saved by the Bell S01E03 The Gift_track3_[eng]

(alarm bell ringing)

♪ When I wake up
in the morning ♪

♪ And the alarm
gives out a warning ♪

♪ I don't think I'll
ever make it on time ♪

♪ By the time I grab my books ♪

♪ And I give myself a look ♪

♪ I'm at the corner just in
time to see the bus fly by ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪

♪ If the teacher pops a test ♪

♪ I know I'm in a mess ♪

♪ And my dog ate all my
homework last night ♪

♪ Ridin' low on my chair ♪

♪ She won't know
that I'm there ♪

♪ If I can hand it in
tomorrow it'll be all right ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the ♪

♪ It's all right ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪

- The three worst things
that can happen to a kid

are measles, mumps,
and midterms.

I'd rather study
measles and mumps.

But our most dreaded
midterm is given by a man

whose very name strikes fear
in the heart of every student.

Terrible Testaverde!

(students screaming)

- Zack Morris, don't
mention that man's name.

- Oh, you mean
(muffled speaking)?

- Zack, I'm a nervous wreck.

When I'm nervous I eat.

Have a doughnut.

No, I need them.

- She's a wreck?

My streak is in danger.

I have had straight A's
ever since Sesame Street.

- You mean you were
a Big Bird-brain?

Hey, everyone deals with
pressure in his own way.

- All right, Morris.

Hey, you ready for today's bet?

You've lost three in a row.

- Hey, I'll get you
this time, Slater.

How about my sunglasses
against your Swiss Army knife?

- Okay, the game's the same.

Here's your ammo.

I found us a new target.

- Prepare to lose.

- Ready?

- Uh-huh.

Go!

- Screech!

- Hi, Zack.

- Yes, I win again.

Hey, here's your
five bucks, Screech.

Good job.

- Thanks, Slater.

- Why were you the target?

I couldn't throw at a
friend, you pinhead.

- He's got your sunglasses,
I've got five bucks,

and you've got diddly.

Sounds you're the
pinhead, pinhead.

- Hey, you just
can't win and walk.

Let's make a real
bet, with real stakes.

- Hey well, you know Zack,
I could use your ham radio.

There's that gymnast I
left behind in Germany.

She really flipped over me.

- Enough, it's a bet.

It's my radio against
your bomber jacket.

- You're on.

All right, I bet you
that the next person

that comes down those stairs
will be Kelly Kapowski.

- You're going to lose this one.

I'm an expert on
Kelly's schedule,

and right now she's
walking into the gym

for volleyball practice, and
she wouldn't miss practice

for the world.

- Hi, guys.

Anybody seen my sneakers?

I can't find them anywhere.

- Oh, you mean these?

You must have left them
in my locker by mistake.

- But why would?

Oh, never mind.

I'm late for practice.

- That's not fair.

- No, but it's smart.

You can deliver my
radio tomorrow morning.

- You know, I really find
him lacking as a person.

And so my friends, I'm
pulling the plug on my radio.

And I have to go
into hiding again.

Now this is Elvis
Presley signing off.

Don't be cruel.

Okay, Screech, disconnect!

- [Screech] Okay!

(thunder crashing)

- Hurry up!

It sounds like it's
going to pour out there!

- [Screech] I'll be done in a...

(Screech yelling)

- Screech!

Are you okay?

(thunder crashing)

Screech!

Answer me!

Screech.

Screech!

Are you alive?

- What's for dinner, Mom?

- Look, you better sit down.

I think you were
hit by lightning.

- Fish would be fine.

Can we have pudding for dessert?

- Where are you going, Screech?

- Home to study for
Testaverde's midterm.

Answer the phone.

- Screech, the phone's not--

(telephone ringing)

So how do you feel?

- Oh, better than usual.

Zack, I think we better
get out of here right now.

- Screech.

- Sorry, kid, it slipped.

Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm all right.

Thanks to him.

Hey, Screech, how'd you know
that light was going to fall?

- I'm not sure.

Ever since that lightning
hit me last night,

I've been getting these
pictures in my head.

- What kind of pictures?

- Oh, all kinds.

Real clear ones.

Right now, I'm getting
a tennis racket.

- A tennis racket?

What do you mean,
a tennis racket?

Tell me, buddy.

What other pictures do you see?

- I see nerds.

- It's my pocket protector.

- No, it's mine.

- You give it back or I'll tell.

Give me my pocket protector!

- Screech, this is the
most incredible thing

that's ever happened!

- More incredible than
the Brady Bunch reunion?

- Yes!

Look, you've been given a gift.

The power to see the future.

- I knew you were
going to say that.

- As your best friend,
I gotta warn you.

There are people out there
who'd take advantage of you.

For your sake, I think
we should keep this gift

between you and me.

Agreed?

- Thanks for
protecting me, Zack.

- I've got the geek that
laid the golden egg.

- I knew you were
going to say that, too.

- Your American
History midterm will be

Thursday morning at 10:00 AM.

It'll consist of
three essay questions.

I thought we'd spend this
last session before the exam

reviewing the material
from which those questions

will be drawn.

As usual, we have
a lot to cover.

So if you pay careful attention,

you'll have nothing
to worry about.

Everybody ready?

We'll begin with the British
actions between 1763 and 1775

that led to discontent
among the Colonists.

First of which was the
Proclamation of 1763,

forbidding settlement in all
lands west of the Appalachians,

followed by the
Quartering Act of 1765,

forcing Colonists to house
and feed the British troops,

followed by the Stamp Act
in 1765 ordering Colonists

to buy stamps from the British,

followed by more taxes
in 1767 on glass, paint,

paper and tea leading
to colonists rioting

in the streets of Boston,
throwing snowballs

at British soldiers
shouting, "You lobster,

"you bloody-back, you coward!"

Leading to the Boston Massacre,
leaving three Colonists

lying dead in the streets.

That brings us to
1773 and the Tea Act,

saying only the British could
bring tea into the Colonies

and only the British East
India Company could sell it,

leading to the Sons of
Liberty dressing up like

what used to be called
Indians, but are now known

as Native Americans, and
stealing aboard a British ship

and dumping its cargo into
Boston Harbor in an event

that came to be known
as the Boston Tea Party,

without sugar, lemon or cream.

The Americans won the
Battle of King's Mountain

and the Battle of
Cowpens, South Carolina,

forcing Cornwallis to
march north to Virginia

only to be met by the
patriots in North Carolina,

where he suffered heavy
losses and retreated

to Yorktown, Virginia, leading
to Washington's fake attack

on New York City followed
by a swift move south

to block Cornwallis' escape
by land, forcing Cornwallis

to surrender at Yorktown
on October 19th, 1781

while the British band played
The World Turned Upside Down

and the American band
played Yankee Doodle!

Any questions?

(class bell ringing)

Good luck.

See you Thursday.

- I cannot run track today.

You know, I have so
much food inside of me,

you could put a
quarter in my mouth

and a bag of Doritos
would come popping out.

- Lisa, you've got to stop
doing this to yourself.

- That's easy for you to say.

Nothing bothers you.

- Oh yeah?

Lots of things bother me.

I just don't let them
drive me bananas.

- You have one?

- Lisa, come on.

If you keep obsessing
about your grades,

you know what you're
going to end up like?

- You know, you guys,
I just remembered.

There was one time that
I did not get an A.

I was in the fourth grade.

Mr. Simmons had a
nervous breakdown

and gave the entire
class L's and Q's.

- Why is getting an A
so important to you?

- It's not important.

All right, it is.

I know it shouldn't be but
I just can't help myself.

It's my whole identity.

- What are you talking about?

- Will you stop hollering at me?

Look, everyone's got
to be something, right?

She's the fashionable one.

You're the popular one.

And who am I?

- The wacko one.

- You know Kelly, you remind
me a lot of my cousin Denise.

She never worried.

She was always on honor roll.

Until she had Testaverde.

- What happened to her?

- Well, she flunked history,
and had to go to summer school,

which was also
taught by Testaverde.

She got left back, dropped out,

and today she teaches
English to foreign parrots.

- You see?

She makes good sense.

- You guys might be right.

I think we should cut
gym and hit the books.

I mean, this test is
gonna be no piece of cake.

- Cake?

Who has cake?

- Okay, Screech.

Now, Slater will be here in
a minute to pick this up.

- Actually, seven
and a half seconds.

- Now, you remember all
the signals we rehearsed?

- Yep.

- Okay.

- All right, Morris.

It's time to pay the piper.

Hey, I see you got my radio.

- Yeah, I got it.

Hey, but what's the rush?

How about another bet?

- You never learn,
do you, sucker?

All right, what are you going
to lose now, your TV set?

- I don't know.

For some reason I kind
of feel lucky today.

Hey, how about my TV and
stereo for this radio

and your bomber jacket?

- You're on, preppie.

- [German Voice On
Radio] This is Hans.

Where is you, Elvis?

- Hey, what'd you say?

- Oh, nein.

I mean, nothing.

So call it, what's the bet?

- Okay, the bet is who's
coming down those steps next.

- You're on.

- All right, I guess a
blonde in tight jeans.

- And I say, um,

a band member.

- Very good, Zack.

How'd you do that?

- Screech, your mother
called and told me

about lightning hitting you.

Now, I just want to make
sure you're doing all right.

Tell me--

- 8:30 last night.

- When exactly were you
struck by lightning?

8:30?

- Yeah.

- Are there any--
- One.

- Side-effects?

Did you say one?

- Yeah, but it's a secret.

I'm not supposed to tell anyone
that I can see the future.

- See the future?

Screech, that's--

- Preposterous?
- Right.

- Can she come in?

(knocking at door)

- Mr. Wilson wants to know
if you can move your lunch

to 1:00.

- He can't, he has a
dentist appointment.

- Make it Tuesday.

Now where was I?

- You were about to say
no one has the power

to see the future.

- Right!

Screech, no one has the
power to see the future.

- Oops, I'll pick them up.

- Pick what up?

Uh, Screech, I'm just curious.

My mother-in-law is staying
with us indefinitely.

Now, by any chance
can you tell me?

- She'll be gone by Tuesday.

- All right!

- So Saturday, the
track opens at noon

and the first race is at 1:00?

Okay, thanks.

Bye.

Here, put this in my gym bag.

Come on, Screech, I
can't wait forever.

Tell me now.

- Tell you what?

- The three questions
on Testaverde's midterm.

- Discuss the four
steps taken by the First

Continental Congress.

The three parts of the
Declaration of Independence.

And the Battle of Saratoga as
the turning point of the war.

- That's my man!

Now for the kill.

Okay, Slater, it's
the bet of the year.

And the loser has to
be a slave for a week,

and do anything
the winner wants.

Up to it?

- Well, what are we betting on?

- I'll bet you that
I'm going to ace

Testaverde's midterm tomorrow.

- Zack, Testaverde couldn't
ace Testaverde's midterm.

- We got a bet, preppie.

Excuse me, Kelly,
but I got to go home

and start making a slave list.

- You wish, Slater.

- Hey, starting tomorrow, it's
going to be Master Slater.

- Zack, how can you
be so confident?

- Well, why not?

Testaverde told
us what to review.

- But he talks so fast.

- Oh really?

I didn't notice.

It's too bad you don't
want to study with me,

but hey, failing
miserably is no disgrace.

- Well, maybe I've
changed my mind.

- 7:30, my house?

- Okay.

Zack, can you turn
on another light?

I can hardly see the book.

And that music is so
mellow, it's distracting.

- Hey Kelly, I read that tension
is the enemy of learning.

- Really?

- Sure.

Try this.

Sit back, close your
eyes, and relax your body.

- Okay, let's get back to--

- You're not relaxed enough!

Look, I suggest some
stress-releasing activity.

- Like what?

- Come on.

- Zack, we're preparing
for a midterm, not a prom.

- Hey, Kelly, relax.

You think I want to
be Slater's slave?

We're going to ace this midterm.

Trust me.

- Well, okay.

Are you sure?

- That's what I want to know.

- What are you doing here?

- Zack, you said you
knew all the questions.

I couldn't keep it
from my best friends.

- Zack!

You're an angel.

I've lost two pounds
since I heard the news.

- Where's the lightning
when you really need it?

- Zack, how can you
be so sure what's on

Testaverde's midterm?

- Hey, come on.

I can just see it.

Like Richard Dreyfuss
in Close Encounters.

- Oh, you mean some
weird-looking creature told you?

- Kind of.

- You do believe him,
don't you, Jessie?

- Maybe I do.

Because I know Zack, and
he wouldn't lie to Kelly.

Would you, Zack?

- No, I wouldn't.

- Because if Kelly found
out this was all an excuse

to get her alone with
you, she'd kill you,

wouldn't you, Kelly?

- Yes, I would!

- Hey, everyone!

Just take it easy.

Just study the First
Continental Congress,

the Declaration of Independence,

and the Battle of
Saratoga, okay?

- What about everything else?

- Don't waste your time.

Now if you'll leave me alone,

I have to prepare to get my A.

- Zack, we've got to talk.

- Screech, I'm studying.

- That's just it.

Now I see different questions
on Testaverde's midterm.

- What do you mean?

- Now I see the Committees
of Correspondence

and the Battle of Trenton.

- No wait, it's The Battle
of the Network Stars.

I see Patrick Henry,

no, it's Patrick Swayze.

Dirty dancing across the
Delaware with Martha Washington.

I see Paul Revere on a bus.

Zack, did you know that
Lincoln freed the Japanese?

I think I've lost it.

- Come on, don't
jump to conclusions.

Hey, you knew I was going
to say that, didn't you?

All right, call it in the air.

- Heads!

- Two out of three.

- Tails!

- I'm history.

Unless I come up with a plan.

- Zack, we could get in
real trouble for this.

- Screech, just
flush the toilets.

It's ringing.

Ready with the buckets!

Hello, Mr. Testaverde?

Well, this is Mr. Belding.

What?

What?

You can hardly hear me?

Well, that's because of
all the chaos around here!

The pipes broke this morning,

and we're up to
our knees in water!

- I can't stop the water, Joe!

The water's rising, Tom.

Help!

- Yes, oh, we're
postponing all midterms

until we've got this
mess under control.

So don't bother coming
in today, all right?

All right!

Okay, cut out the noise.

Whew!

- Zack, are you sure
this is going to work?

- Hey Screech, in
confusion, there's victory.

Now, Belding should be entering
his office just about now.

He sits down, hears
the phone ring, and,

hello, Mr. Belding?

This is Mr. Testaverde.

What, what's wrong with me?

You can hear what's
wrong with me.

I've got laryngitis, a horrible
cough and postnasal drip!

That, uh, was the doorbell.

The delivery boy's
here with my medicine.

I'm just too sick
to come in today,

so if I give you
my three questions,

will you administer it for me?

Thanks.

Here's the three questions.

- Thanks for helping me, Zack.

I feel so good about this test.

- Me too.

I hope.

- Zack, if you're wrong, I'm
going to need a jumbo barf bag.

- A list of slave
chores, Morris.

And that's just
for the first day.

- Housebreak your Doberman?

- If I don't get
an A on this test,

I will train my dog to
think you're a tree, okay?

(class bell ringing)

- Morning, class.

- What's he doing here?

- I have no idea.

- Mr. Testaverde's ill,
so I'm going to administer

his midterm.

Now, the exam consists
of three essay questions.

I'll read them aloud,
so listen carefully

and copy them down.

Number one, discuss
the four steps taken

by the Continental Congress.

Number two, discuss
the three parts

of the Declaration
of Independence.

Number three, discuss
the Battle of Saratoga

as the turning point in the war.

Good luck, everyone.

- You're terrific, Zack.

- Hey, I was right all along.

- Richard!

- George, what are
you doing here?

- Well, my loyalty to school
wouldn't let me stay home

in time of crisis.

Besides, plumbing is my hobby.

Where's the flood?

- Flood, what flood?

And what happened
to your laryngitis?

- Laryngitis?

I don't have laryngitis.

What's going on here?

- Well, I'm giving your midterm.

- Those are not the
questions to my midterm.

- These are the questions
you called me with.

- You called me!

- George, you called me.

- Richard, you called me.

- No, George.

You called me.

- Wait a minute.

You called me George.

You always call me George.

The person who phoned me
called me Mr. Testaverde.

- And the person who phoned
me called me Mr. Belding.

But what kind of devious
creature would make

two fake phone calls?

(telephone ringing)

Zack can't come to
the phone right now.

He's on his way to pick up his
season tickets to detention.

If you'd like to leave
a message, please
wait for the beep.

- Beep.

- Now for the real questions.

Number one, list and discuss
the Intolerable Acts of 1774.

Number two, describe
the four steps taken

by the Second
Continental Congress.

Number three, discuss two
strengths and three weaknesses

of the Articles
of Confederation.

- Hey, all right!

He posted the grades.

- C minus.

- Not bad, congratulations.

- I am a forgiving person, Zack.

But this is going to
take a very long time.

- A D plus?

I'm going to be sick.

- Lisa, what is that
funny-looking letter
next to my name?

- It's a Q, Jessie.

- No, really.

Really, I can take it.

Whatever I got, I deserved.

For the first time in my
life, I took the easy way out.

I'm prepared to face
the consequences.

- It's a B, Jessie.

Oh, gosh, we better
take her to the nurse.

- Zack, I got an A!

- Hey Screech,
how'd you do that?

- I was seeing so many
different pictures,

I just stayed up all night
and went over everything.

- Oh, you cheated.

You studied.

- And now we come
to Zack Morris.

F minus.

For scamming.

Well, Zack, I'd say you
lost the bet there, slave.

You can give me back my jacket,

and you can use your cellular
phone to order me a pizza.

And then you can start
get to work on this list.

- Yes, hello.

I'd like to order a large pizza
with mushrooms, anchovies,

and the hottest
peppers you can find.

(Saved By The Bell
closing theme)