All language subtitles for Northern-Comfort-2023-HAX

If the engine noise is overwhelming,
it might help to listen to music.

Fuck this, Coco. I can't do it.

- Or clench your buttocks tightly.
- Älskling, it's going so well!

Come on, darling. Everything's all
right. Just go back to your seat.

So this is a very good example of a false
alarm that is going off in Alfons's brain.

The logical functions are being hijacked
by a part of the brain, the amygdala.

And, as we know, when the
amygdala responds to danger

it pumps out stress hormones, which
make us desperately wish to escape.

What we call the
fight-flight response.

In fact, Esther, if I
may just jump in here.

It's been scientifically proven

that by recalling
pleasurable experiences

you can produce oxytocin,
the love hormone,

which, as we know, is the opposite to
cortisol and adrenaline, stress hormones.

That is indeed right, Charles.

For men, oxytocin is released at
the point of orgasm, for example.

Whereas for women, it's
released during foreplay.

Yes. So...

If you can truly connect to the
memory of a steamy romantic situation.

Yes. Thank you, Charles.
That's very creative.

So, any questions?

This was...

This was extremely helpful, Esther.
Thank you. Extremely helpful.

This is the most important
exercise for the experience flight.

It'll help your confidence

to have encountered flight conditions
in a protected environment.

So give yourselves a
well-earned pat on the back.

Esther, sorry, but do you know exactly
where it is we'll be flying to?

We never know till
shortly before departure.

It all depends on availability, but I can
tell you it'll be a fairly short flight.

No more than an hour or two.

Once we reach the destination
we'll wait a couple of hours

till the plane's been serviced,
then we'll pop back here.

Charles will give you further
details closer to our flight.

I would much prefer to know the
exact details of the destination.

So I can. Prepare
myself properly.

Well, it's not the destination
but the flight that matters.

I've got just a silly
question, really.

I've booked another flight the
day after our experience flight.

So is that. That's a bit
ambitious, is it? Right?

Very.

- What?
- Ambitious.

So how's Los Angeles? Sunny?

Oh, yeah. No, it's beautiful.

It's just like pure
California gold.

That sounds gorgeous.

- Yeah, clear skies.
- Hot?

- Boiling.
- It's bloody freezing in London.

Not that I can enjoy it.
Back-to-back meetings.

Look, love, I'd better go, so.

Shall I just call you when
I land in London tomorrow?

As soon as you land. I
can't wait to see you.

Okay, see you tomorrow.
Love you. Bye.

- Welcome back!
- Hi!

So good to see you!

Come in.

Oh, they are fab!

- Don't you think?
- Oh, wow! How cool is that?

- I want to wear them to school tomorrow.
- That's a great idea, isn't it?

Of course.

And for our trip?

They might be a bit
warm for Cabo Verde,

but you can wear
them on the way.

So, how was your flight?

Yeah, fine.

- No wobbles?
- No.

You know, Olivia, Sarah used
to be terrified of flying,

but she faced the fear,
and she conquered it.

- Isn't she brave?
- I love flying.

Because my tummy tickles
in a very funny way.

You must be jet-lagged.

Yeah, I am a little bit. Yeah.

Sorry. So this lobby.

I hear you found some Victorian
reclaimed church floorboards?

No, the boards we found are vintage
pine from an ironworks in Sheffield.

That's it, yeah.
For double the cost.

- Well, I feel...
- Can you take that, Leon. I'm busy.

The instantiation of a building like this
should reflect trends in sustainability,

and even if the
cost is higher...

Sure, but it's going to be offices.
It's not a Dalston microbrewery.

- Sarah?
- I'm busy.

- It's urgent.
- Who is it?

Charles someone from
Fearless Flyers.

Regarding the delay of
your experience flight?

Yeah, okay. Thanks.

- Hello.
- This is Charles from Fearless Flyers.

Due to some technicalities we need to
postpone the experience flight by a day.

We deeply apologize
for any inconvenience.

- So sorry I'm late.
- It's all right.

Honestly, running that
site is like herding cats.

- It's all right.
- Sorry.

- You're here now.
- Yeah.

Tom, actually, there's
something else.

Seems I won't be able
to travel with you.

What? Why?

Because I...

Because, well, I'm just going to
get there later in the evening.

I don't understand.
Is everything okay?

- You okay?
- Yeah, sorry.

I'm just going to. I've realized I
haven't drunk any water all day, and...

Sarah, tell me what's going on.

What's going on?

- What do you mean?
- It...

Yeah, it's just...

We've got so much on at work.

I've got to deal with these
sustainability issues, so...

Sustainability issues? It's
important we all travel together.

We've been planning
this for weeks.

Okay... Then I'll just
change all of our tickets.

No, don't. Stick to the plan.

It's been problematic
enough planning this trip.

It feels like you don't
really want to go.

No, of course I do. Really.

More than anything. We'll
have an amazing holiday.

I'll just get there
a little later.

You'll have had dinner, and
then I'll meet you in bed.

- It'll be fine.
- Okay.

- All right?
- All right. Fine. It's okay.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Hello! Liz, this is
Sarah. Sarah, Liz.

Hi!

- Hi, lovely to meet you.
- Likewise.

- Olivia's told me so much about you.
- Oh, God!

All good, I hope.

Well, you know what
children are like.

And how are things?

- Yeah.
- Oh, you're a. Builder? Yes?

Basically, yeah. I say
developer, but same thing.

I'm sorry.

Buildings all look
the same to me.

I'm more of a people person.

Anyway, I was very intrigued

to meet the woman who's recently
become a feature in my daughter's life.

Well, not that recent
now, I suppose.

Well, you might not realize that holidays
with children can be very demanding.

They don't feel like a
holiday, just very hard work.

You're often more shattered when
you get home than when you left.

So.

Not very sexy!

Well. Appreciate the advice.

And you're going to be
okay flying, are you?

So...

Tom mentioned you
have some wobbles.

Is that...

No. I'll be just fine. Thanks.

Aren't we here to
discuss practicalities?

Yes. So, no big deal.

I would like an hour with
Olivia on FaceTime every day.

That'd be our quality time.

An hour every day?

- That's a bit over the top.
- Well, she's my daughter, so...

Okay.

- Hi.
- Hello.

Hi. Hi.

Where's Esther?

Dunno.

Something's not right.

Hi, guys. Sorry I'm late.
Bit of a train issue.

- Where's Esther?
- Well...

Something came up.

Unfortunately, she won't be joining us,
but I'll be your course leader for today.

She wanted me to tell you
she's very proud of you all.

What happened exactly?

- It's personal.
- Did someone die?

I can't get into that.

Something terrible
must have happened.

Someone did, right?

I understand that Esther's
absence may feel unsettling.

But I have booked us
a flight to Iceland.

- Iceland?
- Exotic, right?

That's a three-hour flight.

- Two and a half.
- Iceland?

Across the open ocean?

That lump of volcanic rock
in the North Atlantic?

Oh, God!

David! Come back! You're
a... You're a Fearless Flyer!

David? David!

Hey, Roger! Okay.

Guys...

Follow me. Come on!

Guys, come on!

Oh, Alfons, I have
bags under my eyes.

- It's fine. I can Photoshop it.
- Come on, do one more.

Snälla. Please, älskling. I'm..

I'm freaking out.

Baby!

You know, if we keep on tagging
Moët, they will eventually notice me.

- It's the partnership.
- Can we focus on me?

- For once!
- One more. One more.

Okay, okay.

- Come closer.
- Okay.

- I can't focus if you're so close.
- Yeah.

One more.

God almighty!

This airline's fleet is...

It's positively geriatric!

Wait, wait.

No, there's more.

There has been a
recent incident.

A plane had to make an emergency
landing on a flight from Denver

because of a crack in
the cockpit window.

Oh, God, those pilots could've been
sucked through the window like noodles.

- Take a deep breath.
- Hi-ya! What the...

Take a deep breath, Edward.

You see how your amygdala is
trying to hijack your reason?

You don't have to
let it do that.

You can reclaim control.

This just gets worse. Hang on.

Tell me about your
book tour, Edward.

- It is a literary conference.
- Yes, conference.

- You must be excited.
- Obviously I'm not, Charles.

It entails a very long flight to
Argentina, 14 and a half hours.

Are you a writer, Edward?

Yes, I am indeed.
I write novels.

They seem to win prizes.

I just love books.

Right.

Your fear is a
storehouse of wisdom.

Speak to it, thank it
for what it's taught you,

but tell it that you are no
longer intimidated by it.

Reflect on your thought
processes, examine them,

critique them, revise them

and edit them.

Your reality is
your own to command.

I think this is a really
good point, Charles.

What was his point?

Oh, is someone getting hangry?

You need to feed your tummy, älskling.
I doubt there'll be many vegan options.

I can't do this.

Sarah?

But I... No, sorry.
Wait here. Okay?

Just wait here! Sarah,
come back! Wait.

Please. Sorry, excuse me.

Sorry. Excuse me.

Sarah.

Sarah, just calm down.

What do you think I'm
trying to fucking do?

Okay, okay. Close your eyes.

Breathe with me.

Let it all go.

We need to break
this thought pattern.

Can you do that? Okay.
Do you have a boyfriend?

- Yes.
- I see, okay.

Think of the last time
you were together.

- What?
- The last time you were intimate.

Stay with the thought.

There's music playing
in the background.

Passionate R&B music.

- R&B music?
- Yes, Boyz II Men.

What, from the 90s?

Okay, no music.
Forget the music.

- You feel his breath on your skin.
- Let's not.

Charles. Oh, Charles!

- No, no, no!
- Stop!

It has proven to be very
effective. I could give you a hug.

A 20 to 30-second hug has proven to
be a very good source of oxytocin.

All right.

Charles, please.

Hi, Tom!

Tom! Oh, no, no. Tom!

Tom! Tom. No, it's not what
you think. I can explain.

- Hi. She's my last Fearless Flyer.
- Of course, right this way.

Come on, pick up.

Come on, pick up.

Hello, it's Tom.
Please leave a message.

Oh, God!

Anyone smell burning?

- What?
- Is there a funny smell?

- No.
- We're all seated.

I'd like to remind you that the most
dangerous part of the expedition is.

Long behind us.

The car ride to the airport.

Statistics say the odds of dying in a
car accident are around one in 5,000,

whereas dying in a plane crash
is more like one in 12 million.

I'd do my best not to use
words like that, if I were you.

- Still, the chance exists.
- Well, it's incredibly slim.

Let me ask you a question. Do
you ever buy lottery tickets?

I certainly do not.

- Why not?
- It's bloody nonsense, isn't it?

It's a tax on the desperate
and the weak-minded.

- You never bloody win anything.
- Exactly.

Statistics clearly show

you've got far greater odds of
winning the lottery than of dying

of being in a plane... incident.

You use statistics much like
a drunk uses a lamp post.

- Excuse me?
- For support, rather than illumination.

It's bloody freezing.

That's a lovely tattoo, Edward.

Did you serve in the army?

- I won the lottery.
- It's true. 50,000 quid.

He used the money to found
a company based on his app.

You did what?

I invested the money to
fund a start-up, for my app.

- Yeah.
- See?

All it takes is for one little bird
to get sucked into the aircraft engine

to kill every single
soul on board.

So what's the odds of that then?

In the unlikely event of a
sudden loss in cabin pressure,

oxygen masks like these will drop
from the compartment above your seats.

If that happens, immediately
pull the nearest mask down firmly

and put it over
your nose and mouth.

Like this.

God.

Bloody hell.

Okay.

That wasn't so bad, was it?

Älskling, I'm so proud of you.

You've got a white hair.

I think you're all
being so brave.

You can just feel the
energy. It's inspirational.

Yeah.

- Well, well done you too.
- Me?

I'm not afraid of flying.
I actually love it.

You love flying? What on earth
are you doing here, then?

It's Alfons. He was so afraid, he
refused to sign up for the course.

- Unless I came too.
- Coco.

- What the fuck?
- Alfons, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

And we really need to be able
to travel because of my feed.

Your feed?

You see, I'm an influencer. Alfons
and I are building my brand.

Basically, I post pictures
of my bum all over the world

and I get paid for it, a lot.

Travel can be very lucrative.

They even got this
for free for us.

Just because I post
content on my Insta.

Oh, I'm sorry. You
must be feeling so bad.

Yeah. I've definitely
felt better.

Jesus Christ, I've gone and booked
another flight for this afternoon.

- What was I thinking?
- Good for you!

Yeah?

- So where are you going?
- Cabo Verde.

- Business?
- Pleasure, hopefully.

Yeah.

I'm going abroad with my boyfriend
for the first time, and his daughter.

Jesus Christ! What
the fuck was that?

Hear that, Alfons? She's
going to Cabo Verde.

I've heard it's so picturesque.
We're talking total content heaven.

Out of nowhere, Alfons developed
this, like, paralysing fear of flying.

Every trip turns
into a nightmare.

But he's got a great eye and
it's great for the content.

He's an asset.

Any drinks for you guys?

No, thank you.

Double vodka on
the rocks, please.

No! Älskling, the whole point of this
was that you wouldn't rely on alcohol.

- I'm so scared.
- But, älskling!

- You said you wouldn't.
- I know.

Hang on just a moment, please.

The consumption of alcohol is
entirely prohibited on the course.

Esther spelled out
the dos and don'ts.

- She's not here and I'm shitting myself.
- I understand. But I have to ask you...

- Give me that fucking...
- Alcohol can only make things worse.

He's right.

She has half a million
followers on Instagram.

That's going to generate a
lot of people to your course.

So if I want a drink,
I'll have a fucking drink.

Älskling, I hate when
you're rude to staff.

How we doing, Edward?

Feeling marvellous,
actually. Yes.

Definitely found
my fearless place.

Super!

Bravo, Charles. Bravo.

Thank you.

- Excuse me.
- Yeah?

Hi. Sorry to interrupt.

I was just getting the new edition
of The Albatross at the airport.

And... It's a classic.

And I saw you
standing in the queue.

What are the odds?

- You mind signing it for me?
- No, of course not. My pleasure.

Excuse me. Sorry, sir,
this is Business class.

I know. I'm just
getting my book signed.

- Of course, then I'll go back.
- No worries.

- Here, squire.
- Thank you.

Pleasure.

Edward! You're famous.

There you are.

As mentioned earlier,

the course offers the rare
opportunity to visit the cockpit.

I'm actually feeling rather
delightful where I am,

so I'll give it a miss, if
it's all right with you.

Yeah. Yeah, no, I think that
could be helpful, actually.

Visiting the cockpit
can be very salutary.

Fear mostly comes from
not being in control,

so it's reassuring to
meet those who are.

- Right.
- Oops-a-daisy.

Just a road bump. Hi.

We're here from Fearless
Flyers, to see the cockpit.

Yes, of course.

I have two people here from
the Fearless Flyers program me.

They're turning on the seat belt signs.
We're about to hit some slight turbulence.

Turbulence?

Yeah, just go back to your
seats and try again in a while.

- It's nothing to worry about.
- They're just being extra cautious.

That's not good.

No, no, no, no! No,
no, no, no! God!

Shit!

- Why are you doing this to me?
- What? Don't say that!

This is all your fault.

Fasten your seat belt.

♪ Amazing. ♪Bikini.

- #Fucking fucked!
- Stop it.

#Planecrash!

I'm here with you. We're
together. It'll all be okay, baby.

What about me? What
about what I want?

- Alfons!
- What about who I am?

I never get credit for
how fucking amazing I am.

You know. You know why?

Because Photoshop
is an invisible job.

I'm tired, Coco!

I'm tired of being
fucking invisible!

This is our dream, älskling.

- Shut up! Stop bickering!
- No, this is your dream!

I'm only here to document it!

Oh, my God!

I'm so sorry.

Are you okay?

No, please. Don't!

He's dead. Edward's dead!

Edward? Edward.

Edward, answer me! Stop the
plane! We need a doctor!

He was popping pills. I
saw it the whole flight.

Help him.

Edward, what are these?
What have you been taking?

You're scared, aren't you?

What? We thought you were dead!

Brace! Brace!

Brace! Brace!

We're going to down!

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Ladies and gentlemen, this
is your captain speaking.

Expecting to land in 30 minutes
from now, that's 30 minutes.

The latest weather report
from Keflavik Airport.

It's a chilly morning, minus
seven degrees and west winds.

Las Malvinas.

Oh, hi. Thank you.

- For what?
- Just thank you, thank you, thank you.

Really.

All right.

- I'm pretty sure this wasn't our pilot.
- What?

Hello to you, all
beautiful people.

Hello to you, all
beautiful beings.

You know how much I love travelling,
but I have to tell you that I just

survived the most terrifying
flight of my life.

Look, I'm soaked
in my own sweat.

I literally had a

near death experience.

And you know what?

I have never felt so alive!

Oh, my God, you guys!

I'm in Iceland and I'm alive!

Life's amazing!

Say hello, Fearless Flyers!

To life.

Okay, let's just close our eyes.

Take a deep breath
in through the nose.

- Oh, for God's.
- And feel ourselves slowly relax.

Bastards!

I'll never fly with
this company again.

Idiots! Nearly killed us.

Just keep breathing deeply.

Feel the tension drain
away from our bodies.

You're calm.

You're peaceful.

- You're in control.
- What?

I'm so, so sorry.

I think it's my fault.

Oh, my... Oh, my God,
that is revolting!

- Hold on. I've got you.
- What?

That is so. Oh, fuck.

Here.

Darling...

Let's just bring our
focus back to the breath.

In for four

out for four.

In for three

out for three.

Oh, fuck me!

In for two...

Okay.

Oh, shit.

What the...

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Hello, it's Tom. Please leave
a message after the beep.

Hi, love.

Just call me as soon as you can.

What you saw at the airport is
really not what you might think.

I'm having an awful time. So...

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck!

Yeah, Tom, please just... just
call me as soon as you can, please.

I'm really sorry. I love you.

No, no. No, please!

Oh, fucking hell!

No.

No! Oh, my...

Three more hours.

It's quite obvious that
there's something wrong.

- It is imperative we find another flight.
- Let's not jump to conclusions.

And I would like my
medication returned, please.

- This minute!
- Listen.

I've got an extremely important
flight I need to catch from London.

I have to be on that flight.
So is there maybe another way?

- Or like a different flight, maybe?
- I don't know.

- Could you go and find out, please?
- No. No, no. Guys!

This is our flight. We've been
instructed to go back with them.

- Those are the terms of the course.
- Fine, but this is an emergency, so...

You're not seriously thinking
about taking another flight today?

Yes!

Yes, I am. Fuck!

This top looks so cute on you.

Thank you.

They can't carry on keeping
us in the dark like this.

A boat. There must be a boat.

- I'm not taking a boat.
- No? But I might.

- Yes, do that.
- Yeah!

I might.

Okay, you guys wait
here. I'll be right back.

My name's Charles. I have a group of
passengers on a fear-of-flying course.

Can you possibly give me more information
on the flight to London at 2:10,

the one that was delayed?

Yes.

It looks like there's going to be
a further delay on that flight.

Do you know why?

There was some malfunction
with the aircraft.

So just keep checking
the departure screens.

And what sort of malfunction
might that have been?

Apparently there was a partial
breakdown in one of the engines.

"Partial breakdown."

- What does that mean?
- I don't know.

Just, you know, keep
your eye on the displays.

Please. Yes?

Yeah.

Our flight has been
delayed nine hours.

- Nine hours?
- Yes.

That's 540 minutes.

Is that right?

A nine-hour delay?

Yes, that is true. But it's
really nothing to worry about.

It's a little bit
foggy in London, so...

Yeah, all flights are
delayed, until this evening.

Foggy? Oh, yes, there's definitely
something foggy going on here.

- They're hiding something!
- No. Look, this is quite normal.

Don't blame me. I took
this course for you.

- You pussy.
- What did you say?

I took this course for you!

Alfons, in order for
meaningful change to occur

we must take responsibility
for our actions.

Oh, my God. I've got
to get out of here.

Sarah, leaving the airport
is strictly prohibited.

Okay.

If there's a nine-hour delay,
shouldn't they provide us with a hotel?

No.

No? Yes!

You just read the small prints.

I'll check with the office.

Alfons.

Alfons!

So, I've just
spoken to the office

and they've arranged a wellness
hotel for us not too far away.

The perfect place to gather ourselves
and prepare for this evening.

Sick!

We just grab a taxi.

- What are you doing? Come on, get in!
- Sorry, no.

Edward, you can't do this.

Do what?

- The office said we should take a taxi.
- We're not taking a bloody taxi! Get in.

- We'll all fit in that one.
- Cool car, Edward.

Cool? It's British and the appropriate
vehicle for the conditions. Now get in!

Alfons!

- He was just drugged out of his mind.
- Exactly. Guys!

You know, for safety and
insurance, we have to...

No, we...

Malvinas!

- What's the matter?
- What? Nothing.

Las...

Las Malvinas.

This brings back memories. It
was a very similar terrain.

Sorry, Edward. What
is Las Malvinas?

It's the Falklands.

You fought in the
Falklands, Edward?

You sure it's not a
good idea if I drive?

- No, no.
- Okay.

What's going on?

God!

Oh, my God!

You see that?

- That was the taxi you wanted us to take.
- I don't think it was.

- That was, most definitely, it.
- Yeah!

It's fair to say that thanks to me
none of you are face down in the snow

or fighting for your lives in
some godforsaken foreign hospital.

Now, listen, tell
them to postpone.

There's a nine-hour delay on my
flight, so I won't be in London.

Oh, no! It's a sign.

Oh, yes!

It's a clear message
from the mountains.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I'll stay an extra couple of
nights and maybe go heli-skiing up north.

Yeah.

Yeah, okay. Book me directly on that
flight to San Francisco, will you?

Okeydokey, thanks. Okay, bye.

Sorry, are you on the London
flight? The delayed one?

- Yes.
- Do you know why it's delayed?

They told me there was some sort
of malfunction on the flight over,

and they're waiting
for a delivery of the

spare part that they
don't have here.

- Spare part?
- It's broken?

That's what they told me.

You lied to us.

- It was...
- Being led by an imbecile and a liar.

That's the information I was given.
I was simply sharing what I was told.

- This is your first time, isn't it?
- Well, I...

They've never actually trusted
you to lead your own group.

- Have they?
- Look, I've just got to...

Hi.

These... I'm with Fearless Flyers,
and these are my... students.

Hello, it's Tom. Please leave
a message after the beep.

Hello, it's Tom. Please leave
a message after the beep.

What are you doing?

Know that guy in the lobby?

- What?
- That guy in the lobby.

He was Dries de Vries.

He's, like, a huge
tech investor.

Fuck! It was really him.

Jävla. I should've walked up to him
and pitched the app. Maybe he...

Can we please focus on what
we're trying to do here?

Could you maybe
give me a blow job?

Jesus, Alfons.

I need to make content!

Can you focus for once?

But... Fuck! Alfons, no!

- Please?
- Alfons! Damn. Fuck, stop that!

- No, no, no!
- It's not funny.

No, no.

Fuck.

- Yes?
- I need you to come to Room 334 now.

- Why?
- We have a critical situation.

We need to strategize.

Go on!

So, the... Your
girlfriend not joining us?

- I don't know.
- Fair enough.

The so-called facilitator of this
course can no longer be trusted.

He's wet behind the ears, dishonest,
and clearly completely out of his depth.

So to follow his lead and take that
flight tonight would be suicide.

The plane is a wreck,
and the turbulence report

is as ugly as it
gets. Look, look.

Look at that. Look at that!

That swirling purple
mass there. Look, look.

Acute turbulence.

I think we can all agree my
foresight has already saved us

from an horrific
injury in that taxi.

We can't be sure about that.

Well, you tell me you didn't see
the terror in Charles's eyes.

He became incontinent with fear
at the first sign of trouble.

Are you all right?

I've been close to death before,

and I can feel her breathing
down my neck even as I speak.

So we're going to take control.

We abort tonight's flight and find
an alternative carrier tomorrow.

I expect your
cooperation in this, yes?

- Yeah, all right. Yes.
- And your cooperation, yes?

What? What was up
with him anyway?

So I expect your cooperation...

- Your cooperation, yes?
- I'm taking a boat.

You're what?

- I'm taking a boat.
- A boat? Oh, don't be so ridiculous!

Oh, hi.

Good afternoon.

I must say, this
hotel is so amazing!

I will definitely
be recommending it.

Pilates?

What?

I'd say at least
five times a week.

- Me? No.
- What?

- You don't work out?
- Most of the time.

But I've been so lazy recently.

Yeah.

I feel like I know you from
somewhere. Are you an actress?

- What have I seen you in?
- I don't know.

I actually do a lot of
rock climbing myself.

- Oh, yeah?
- I love climbing.

And Muay Thai. That
really sorts me out.

- I always wanted to try that.
- You have to try it. It's a great sport.

It's quite an experience.

That's actually a very important stretch
in Thai boxing you're doing there.

Really?

May I?

Sure.

Okay. Now you breathe out.

Here we go.

That's really good.

Hold it. Deeper, yeah.

Can you go deeper? There we are.

- Yeah.
- A bit further. Yes! There we are.

- Hold it.
- That's really...

Oh, God.

- Hello.
- Evening.

- What can I get you?
- Oh, God. Alcohol.

Let me make you a Northern
Comfort. It's a hotel special.

Oh, yeah. I don't
drink cocktails.

- Sorry?
- Yeah. Yeah.

- Okay.
- Great.

Oh, shit.

Oh, hey. How you doing?

Oh, hi. Yeah, fine, thanks.

- Thank you.
- There you go.

Can I get you anything?

Well, that looks tasty.

- I'll have what the lady's having.
- That's a good choice.

- There you go.
- Thanks.

That hits the spot. Am I right?

Yeah.

Do you mind?

No, no. Yeah, go for it.

Are you on vacation?

Stopover.

So you're just killing time?

Oh, yeah. Well...

Feels like time's killing me.

Sounds like you could
use some cheering up.

Yeah, God. I wish.

I could give you another hug.

I'm sorry.

- Sorry about that.
- It was funny.

Oh, my God!

You...

Are you serious?
That is. Oh, my...

Do you know what, actually? I'm
going to do you a favour. All right.

That is. There, done. God.

You really like doing this.

God!

- Okay.
- Who's that?

Lovely!

I mean, you just... You looked
like you wanted to party.

Party?

- What? Oh, God.
- Yeah.

Okay.

- Hello?
- Right, you need to listen to me.

- Who is this?
- Don't be coy.

- You know exactly who this is.
- Edward! Hi.

We're not flying back
tonight. Simple as that.

With ferocious turbulence
and a shoddy airline.

We'll be taking a flight back tomorrow
morning on a different airline.

You know...

Edward, as course leader,

I think it's best that
we follow company policy

and take the return
flight tonight.

You don't want to know what it's like
to have people die under your command.

No. No that's.
That's quite true.

I don't know if you're aware,

but you're beginning to sound a
teensy bit aggressive right now.

Edward?

Hi, Sarah.

I really should apologize.

Yes, you really fucking should apologize!
You are clearly out of your depth.

And you've completely betrayed the trust
of three severely aerophobic individuals.

I know, it was
really irresponsible,

but I must admit that I
have no idea what I'm doing.

Shut the fuck up, Charles! For
God's sake! Pull yourself together.

I need you to help me
get out of here tonight.

Yes, absolutely. That
is what I'm here for.

- So meet me in the lobby, eight sharp.
- Eight o'clock, sharp.

No matter what the others decide,
we're taking that flight tonight.

- Understood?
- Understood!

Lobby, eight o'clock sharp.

Charles!

Do be a good man and give
me a hand, would you?

Please.

- All right.
- Edward?

Edward?

Edward?

Edward?

What the... Oh, God!

What's happened?

Oh, my God!

- Oh, Jesus!
- It's all right.

Hi. No, it's all right. I'm just
going to immobilize you, not hurt you.

- All right?
- Immob... Edward, please!

- You don't need to do this.
- You're all right.

Edward, please. Some
mistakes were made.

But I'm trying.

One second. That's it. Okay.

Charles... There we are.

You all right? Comfy?

- Lovely.
- No!

Edward.

Edward!

Please!

Oh, God.

Okay, do you prefer a window
seat or an aisle seat?

I always say the world
is like a virgin canvas,

and it's up to you to
fill it with colours.

I guess I'm still looking
for the right brush.

It is a process.

You're here!

Is he a friend of yours?

- Hey, man!
- Hey.

- Dries.
- I'm Alfons.

- Hi, join us.
- Thank you.

Dries was just telling me he sold
his start-up company to Google.

Now he's not allowed to
work for three years.

Yeah, I know.

- I'm a big fan.
- That's amazing. Thank you.

- Are you in tech?
- He has got an app.

- An app?
- Yeah.

Great! That's exciting
stuff. You want a drink?

He can't. He's got
a flight to catch.

- Oh, actually, I'd love a drink.
- Yeah?

- No.
- Yeah.

Excuse me. Can we have a... one
more drink over here, please.

Thank you, brother.

So, where you flying to?

- I'm not flying.
- Yeah, really?

No. I'm taking the boat.

No, you're not.

Yeah.

- Poor Alfons. He is terrified of flying.
- Coco.

I feel for you, my brother.

I've been there.

I couldn't even look at an aeroplane
without getting a panic attack.

But look at me now.

I am heli-skiing. I'm flying
all over the world every week.

I fly like an eagle, my brother.

Yeah, free as a bird.

- How did you do it?
- I'll let you in on a little secret.

Yeah!

Thank you.

Sarah! I found tickets with a
respectable airline for tomorrow.

I just need your
passport number, please.

Right.

- Where's Charles?
- He's been taken care of.

- Come on.
- What do you mean, "taken care of"?

He's come to understand that
he's surplus to requirements.

Sarah, it's nothing
sinister here.

Just give me your passport, please,
so I can book the tickets. Can I...

- Edward, please.
- Sarah! Don't be a bloody fool.

- Edward, leave me alone.
- Give me your passport. Sarah!

- Airport, please.
- You have a bag?

No.

- Sarah!
- Just go! Just go!

- Just drive! Drive!
- I'm trying to protect you.

- You're a driver! Drive!
- I'm trying to protect you!

Sarah!

- It's suicide!
- You know this guy?

Please, just help me. Just get
me to the airport, okay? Please.

- What are you doing?
- It's been a really long shift.

Can you just keep
your eyes on the road

because these are really dangerous
driving conditions, aren't they?

You think this is bad?

When I was a kid, like, the
winters here were so much harder.

So much harder. Like,
this road, for example...

They wouldn't let us
drive it half the time.

So, this is nothing, really.

Can you pass me the

the Monster in the
glove compartment.

There's, like, a can, yeah?

- This? Do you want me to...
- No, it's okay.

Thank you.

Shall I.

There's... there's. Go...

What are you doing?

Are you crazy? You
almost killed us!

Are you out of your fucking
mind? I just saved our lives!

I'm the driver! Fucking hell!

Get off!

- I'll call the emergency services.
- No! Don't do that.

Why not?

Oh, shit!

Because I'm over the limit.
Can you please get off!

You're drunk!

Oh, fuck me!

I'm not drunk. Like, I
had a couple of beers.

They're super strict about it.

I should report
you to the police!

No, I will call the
police and report you!

Mind if I dance?

Thank you.

Cheers, my brother.

One of those nights.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

I have a very important piece
of advice for you, my brother.

- Okay.
- Let go.

You were never in
control anyway.

And let me tell
you one more thing.

Incredible change will
happen in your life

when you decide to let go
of what you can't control

and take ownership of
what you can control.

Accept yourself.

Love yourself.

If you want to fly,

you have to let go of everything
that weighs you down, my brother.

Spread those wings.

Spread your wings.

Spread your wings!

Yes!

You're beautiful, man.

You're beautiful.

Fuck.

- Olivia!
- Sarah.

- Yay!
- Where are you?

I don't actually know.

- What happened to your face?
- I...

Oh, yeah. I had an accident,
but I'm completely fine.

- How are you?
- Why didn't you come with us?

Well, Olivia, do you remember...

I was telling you how
I didn't like flying?

That your mum?

Hi.

Hey!

- What happened to your face?
- She had an accident.

I was explaining to Olivia how
I didn't like flying, and how,

you know, I had to ask for help.

Well, I didn't.

What do you mean? I literally
just saw you boarding a plane.

You flew to Los
Angeles last week!

I didn't go to Los Angeles.

- What?
- I stayed at home.

Where did you buy
the boots from then?

Online. I'm really sorry.

Okay, sweetheart...

It's time for the
adults to have a talk.

Can you go inside and
draw me a picture?

Of what?

Draw us an aeroplane.
That would be lovely!

- Go on.
- Okay.

Jesus Christ, Sarah!

First you can't fly with
us because of a "meeting",

then I see you in the
arms of another man!

Now you tell me you
didn't fly to LA

but holed yourself up in
your flat and lied to me.

I'm a complete idiot, but I am
doing everything I can to fix it.

All right? I was at the airport
taking the fear-of-flying course.

I really want to get
this right, Tom, I do.

- Who was that man then?
- Oh, God! He's the instructor.

Where are you?

I'm in Iceland! I'm in the
middle of fucking nowhere!

I don't know, I...

I'm so sorry.

Honestly, who does
something like this?

I don't recognize you, and
frankly, Sarah, I don't trust you.

Tom, please.

No, no, not now. We can talk
about this when I get home.

Please, just listen to me for a minute.
I fucked up. I know that. I'm so sorry.

But I am going to get there tomorrow
no matter how many flights it takes.

No more empty promises, Sarah.

Shit.

Älskling.

Oh, my beautiful brother!

Where are you hiding him?

Where is he? Where
are you hiding him?

Get out! Or I'll knock you out.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

- You!
- What have you done, you psycho?

Fucking psycho!

- He can't breathe.
- You need help.

You need serious help.

- He can't breathe!
- I can't breathe.

Oh, my God! Help him!
Help him right now.

Älskling!

Alfons!

Alfons!

Älskling!

Talk to me! Talk to me!
Talk to me! Come on!

Talk to me!

Fuck.

- Yes?
- It's Sarah.

- Hello, Sarah.
- You booked a flight this morning?

- Correct.
- And you've still got the tickets?

- I certainly do.
- Great.

- I'm not sure about this, Sarah.
- Trust me. I've done the research.

It's a very respectable airline.

It's not the airline I
don't trust. It's Edward.

- Oh, for...
- No. No!

Will you please get rid of that?
No drinking on this flight.

No. Don't worry about
me. I'm not coming.

- Pardon?
- I'm not coming.

We're going
heli-skiing with Dries.

Is that a good idea?

If you want to fly,

you must get rid of all the
things that weigh you down.

Come on.

- Oh, God!
- What's wrong?

I...

I don't understand.
What's going on?

I... might have been
responsible for an accident.

What?

Good morning, troopers!

What's the matter?

I'm in trouble.

All right, you, go and get the
car running. You, follow me.

No, no. Sarah, I...

Oh, God.

- I can't do this.
- Yes, you bloody well can.

Now, trust me and do
what I say. All right?

Okay.

Firstly

you wind your legs around
the rope, like that.

And let yourself down slowly.

- There's nothing to fear.
- Okay.

Oh, God! Oh, God.

Oh, God!

- Okay.
- All right.

- Oh, God, I'm scared.
- Now listen, listen. Listen, Sarah.

I swung on a rope
like this once.

Through the Iranian embassy window
when it was engulfed in flames.

And then I shot a
terrorist. In the face.

- Right.
- So what I'm saying is...

It's fight,

or flight.

So let's fight.

Okay. Okay.

- Right.
- Obviously, there's the flight bit after.

But we'll deal with that
later, all right? Go!

Get in!

You'll ruin the
whole thing. Get in!

I've already said I'm sorry, haven't
I? You'll thank me in the end.

It was for your own safety.

What the hell are you doing?

Get in!

Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay! Okay.

Right. We won't be having
any more of that, Charles.

We're a unit.

That was good work, soldier.

I don't like the look
of these clouds at all.

Don't you start playing
mind games with me, Charles.

I'm not playing mind games,
Edward. Those clouds are hostile.

Clouds "hostile"? Come on,
Charles! You know better than that.

It's little droplets of water.
That's nothing to be frightened of.

They're just bad thoughts.
Let them go, Charles.

- May I have your attention, please.
- Shit!

We're all right. Just calm down.

Come on. They're going
to close check-in.

What?

Hang on, hang on! We're
booked on the 11:30. Right?

- That gives us another two hours.
- But, Edward...

The 11:30's cancelled.
They're all cancelled.

It's the 9:30 or nothing.

But, Sarah, those are the bastards
that nearly cost us our lives!

We've been stranded here
since yesterday morning

and you have done nothing
to help us, nothing!

Sir, I am sorry. I offer my sincerest
apologies for the inconvenience.

Come on, darling.

We're in Business.

Actually, I am very sorry, but
we are completely overbooked.

- What?
- Yeah. I'm so sorry.

- It's all been a bit of a mess, sorry.
- No, no. Okay.

No, check again. There's
got to be a mistake.

We're a Fearless Flyers course. That
must give us some sort of priority.

Charles, can you do
something, please.

You have to help us.

These people are not well.

No, I'm sorry. You just
really got here too late.

- I'm sorry.
- What about another flight?

There's a storm coming and all flights
after ten o'clock are being cancelled.

There's really nothing I can do.

What do you mean, there's
nothing you can do?

Hey, you were booked
in Business class.

Right? I can arrange for you to
stay at a luxury wellness hotel.

- No!
- Sir.

- No.
- Please.

No, no, no.

I will not be staying
here a minute longer.

You have to put
us on that flight.

- Now! Get me your manager!
- Sir!

I am sorry. I just told you I am sorry.
I offered a free stay at a luxury hotel.

That's the best we can do.

- I want to go home! I want to go home!
- Sir!

Sir! Please!

- I want to go home!
- You stop this.

- Will you please stop.
- I want to go home now.

- You need to calm down.
- I want to go home!

No! No, listen! I want to go home,
and I want to go home right now!

- Do you understand?
- Sir!

- Calm down. Sir!
- No!

I want to go home!
I want to go home!

- Calm down.
- Your life's in my hands right now!

Let me go. No!

It's okay. I have
him. No, really.

Look, he's been under
a lot of pressure.

I'm with him. I take care of him. He
doesn't like me to go away, you see?

Look, I think it's quite clear that we're
just not meant to be on that flight.

Oh, stop.

- Hello?
- Oh, hi! It's Liz.

Oh, hi! Liz, how are.

Look, I'm so sorry
to hear the news.

That you won't be joining them after
all. Olivia's told me everything.

- Well, actually, I'm still.
- It's nothing to be ashamed of.

- What do you mean?
- Well, we're all afraid of something.

- But they have these courses.
- Right, yes.

Don't worry, I'll be
flying down there tomorrow.

- To help out with Olivia.
- Okay.

Well that's great.
I'll see you there.

Hi!

Oh, hey. Hi!

- Where are you going?
- Right now? Frankfurt.

- Your flight hasn't been cancelled?
- No, we fly cargo.

- It's different for us.
- So you can give us a lift?

No, no. I mean
that's not really.

Is that for your wife?

Look, I totally misread
the situation, and...

I'm really sorry,

but what you're asking
for is impossible.

I wonder what your company's
policy is on sexual harassment.

Look, I...

I mean, with weather like
this it could get very rough.

No, Sarah, sorry.

This is in complete contravention
of course regulations.

I couldn't care less, Charles, all
right? Do what you want. I'm going.

Look, I have to warn you.

Okay? This is not ideal
weather for flying.

It's cargo, there won't be face towels
or complimentary drinks, or any of that.

I'm going.

I'm on board.

Look, guys, I really...
This is not safe, at all.

Listen, I'm going to just
call the office because...

All right. Fuck it. Okay. Okay.

What are you waiting for?

Come on, Charles.

Heart of a lion.

Come on, then.

Just make sure you're
buckled up for take-off.

After that, do what you like. Lie
down and take a nap, if you want.

Have no worries, Charles.

I've parachuted out of these
things a thousand times.

Here.

All right.

We'll be eatingCurrywurst in
Römerberg before you know it.

All right! Hold tight, everybody.
It's going to get pretty bumpy.

All right, jockey.

Ready to evacuate.

- You all right?
- Yeah.

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