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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:16,916 --> 00:02:19,833 Yes, bravo! Thanks! 2 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,625 -One to zero. -No! Two-zero. 3 00:02:21,791 --> 00:02:22,791 -"Two-zero"? -Yeah. 4 00:02:22,958 --> 00:02:25,250 -For me. -The horse carriage. 5 00:02:25,416 --> 00:02:26,666 The horse carriage! 6 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:40,666 Very funny! We don't have the same sense of humor. 7 00:02:40,833 --> 00:02:42,125 Look! A stain. 8 00:02:42,291 --> 00:02:43,416 -What? -Gotcha! 9 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,875 My word! 10 00:02:49,041 --> 00:02:50,333 That made me laugh. 11 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:53,083 Understandable. That was really funny. 12 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:56,916 That was funny! I've never seen anything so funny. Good job. 13 00:02:57,166 --> 00:02:58,916 Enough! We're wasting time. 14 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:00,958 We have to clean this again. 15 00:03:01,125 --> 00:03:04,000 I have my second Pure Strength class tonight. 16 00:03:04,166 --> 00:03:05,875 Let's get to work. 17 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:08,958 -You get to work! -Oh! 18 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:10,875 I make the decisions. 19 00:03:12,041 --> 00:03:14,708 Okay. But I'm the second decision-maker. 20 00:03:14,958 --> 00:03:17,000 -I don't care. -I'm sorry. 21 00:03:17,166 --> 00:03:20,875 Mr. I-Make-All-The-Decisions. Get ready for the decisions. 22 00:03:21,041 --> 00:03:23,000 Get ready for the decisions. 23 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:39,833 -Dammit. -What's going on? 24 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,666 -I just cleaned this. -And? 25 00:03:42,833 --> 00:03:45,041 It's dirty again. There are bubbles again. 26 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:47,541 You need to clean it. 27 00:03:58,541 --> 00:04:00,916 There we go. 28 00:04:02,583 --> 00:04:04,750 -What now? -I cleaned it twice. 29 00:04:05,041 --> 00:04:06,500 -So? -Twice. 30 00:04:06,666 --> 00:04:09,500 Once. Then, dirty again. Twice. Dirty again. 31 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,750 -There… -That's strange. 32 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:21,250 That's really new. 33 00:04:21,416 --> 00:04:22,416 That's not true. 34 00:04:24,041 --> 00:04:25,708 Someone's making my window dirty. 35 00:04:31,541 --> 00:04:33,000 Behind what? 36 00:04:36,125 --> 00:04:37,375 Behind you. On three… 37 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:42,708 One… 38 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:45,250 Two… 39 00:04:45,916 --> 00:04:46,833 Three! 40 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,708 He left. He got away. He heard. 41 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:58,291 You spoke and he heard. He disappeared through a trapdoor. 42 00:04:58,708 --> 00:05:00,041 Well, shit! 43 00:05:04,041 --> 00:05:06,500 -Where was he? -Right underneath. 44 00:05:08,291 --> 00:05:09,750 Incredible! 45 00:05:10,916 --> 00:05:12,500 That's intense. 46 00:05:12,666 --> 00:05:14,666 Very intense. 47 00:05:14,833 --> 00:05:18,291 That's intense, but you're blind. Are you joking? 48 00:05:18,708 --> 00:05:22,791 There's only us two in this thing. Do I have to keep telling you? 49 00:05:22,958 --> 00:05:24,250 Look. See? 50 00:05:24,416 --> 00:05:26,333 Here we go! Who did that? 51 00:05:26,583 --> 00:05:31,166 I did. I've been doing it. Can't you see that it's me? 52 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:37,250 You've been doing it this whole time! 53 00:05:38,541 --> 00:05:43,333 Now that I know who did it, I can clean without fear. 54 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:45,583 In complete peace. 55 00:05:53,666 --> 00:05:56,375 -They're still there? -They're always there. 56 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:10,916 You see the little one? 57 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:13,750 He's in love with me. Has been for two months. 58 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:17,000 -He even gave me cubes of cheese. -How'd he do that? 59 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:20,333 He stuck them to the window. 60 00:06:21,291 --> 00:06:23,125 It's the thought that counts. 61 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:27,750 He's incredibly gifted at reading lips. 62 00:06:27,916 --> 00:06:29,916 Well, that's what he thinks. 63 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:33,416 How's it going? You're cute, but you're a bit of an idiot. 64 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:35,625 What did she say? 65 00:06:37,291 --> 00:06:40,250 "You're cute, but you're a little Breton." 66 00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:47,541 She's in love with me. She said I was cute. 67 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:50,125 But she also said, "You're a little Breton." 68 00:06:50,916 --> 00:06:54,125 Better to be a little Breton, than wish you were one. 69 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:58,000 That's right. Don't start with me. 70 00:06:58,416 --> 00:07:00,625 There's a copy for each of your cousins. 71 00:07:01,208 --> 00:07:03,708 Thanks, Sylvie. You can go. 72 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,916 I can stay for the Board of Directors meeting. 73 00:07:07,541 --> 00:07:10,208 No. You can go. Enjoy your weekend. 74 00:07:10,375 --> 00:07:12,166 You're excused from the meeting. 75 00:07:12,541 --> 00:07:13,708 Okay. Well… 76 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:18,041 I hope it goes better than last year with Mr. Lanceval. 77 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:20,708 My uncle's a funny guy sometimes. 78 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:24,333 Even so, a slap in the face because of the color of a folder… 79 00:07:24,583 --> 00:07:27,333 It's no big deal. 80 00:07:27,583 --> 00:07:28,500 What? 81 00:07:29,041 --> 00:07:30,541 Have a good weekend, Sylvie. 82 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:36,166 "Goat wool, Séverine." 83 00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:39,666 Okay, yes. Okay. I'd like to. 84 00:07:40,166 --> 00:07:42,625 What do you see in her? 85 00:07:42,791 --> 00:07:44,875 -She's not my type. -Really? 86 00:07:45,041 --> 00:07:46,166 Makes sense. 87 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:49,916 Your type doesn't exist. Have you seen your face and arms? 88 00:07:50,083 --> 00:07:53,166 They're so skinny, you're practically see-through. 89 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,791 I'm skinny? 90 00:07:58,208 --> 00:07:59,208 Yeah. 91 00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:02,625 Let me tell you, in six months… 92 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:05,791 In six months, I'll look like that. 93 00:08:05,958 --> 00:08:07,125 Peter Mac Calloway. 94 00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:09,375 Thanks to his program rich in "protidiens." 95 00:08:09,458 --> 00:08:10,875 -"Proleteins." -"Proleteins." 96 00:08:11,041 --> 00:08:14,125 It might be hard to pronounce, 97 00:08:14,291 --> 00:08:17,125 but I'm gonna have "must-cles." 98 00:08:17,291 --> 00:08:18,416 Munchles. 99 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:19,833 Manscles. 100 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,875 -Mustcles -Muscles. 101 00:08:22,041 --> 00:08:23,875 I'm gonna have muscles. 102 00:08:24,041 --> 00:08:27,208 Shut up, will ya? That's great. 103 00:08:31,791 --> 00:08:32,833 How are you? 104 00:08:36,625 --> 00:08:38,666 How are you, you fool? 105 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,208 Food. 106 00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:41,708 Food? 107 00:08:41,958 --> 00:08:43,958 Let's get some food together? 108 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:47,583 Yes. Okay, funny. 109 00:08:50,458 --> 00:08:53,000 Friday? Today's Friday! 110 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,958 She's inviting me to dinner tonight. 111 00:08:55,125 --> 00:08:56,333 Okay. See you tonight. 112 00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:01,583 Ouch. 113 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,375 What? Think you're perfect? 114 00:09:04,458 --> 00:09:07,458 You've never knocked yourself out while cleaning a window 115 00:09:07,541 --> 00:09:09,750 on Montparnasse Tower? 116 00:09:15,083 --> 00:09:17,750 Wake up! Let's go. 117 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,166 Look here. 118 00:09:22,541 --> 00:09:25,416 -What are you doing? -That's at least 14 kg of water. 119 00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:26,833 Really? 120 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:29,541 Be careful. 121 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:32,500 Be careful there. 122 00:09:32,666 --> 00:09:34,458 There's no danger. 123 00:09:39,291 --> 00:09:43,291 Jean-Louis? 124 00:09:47,416 --> 00:09:48,833 How old are you? 125 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,083 Just a little joke for the weekend. 126 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,750 Guarding an empty tower isn't much fun. 127 00:09:55,916 --> 00:09:57,916 I'm making the most of the time. 128 00:09:58,166 --> 00:10:00,500 The bigwigs will be here in ten minutes. 129 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:01,916 Stop joking around. 130 00:10:02,083 --> 00:10:04,166 Mr. Lanceval doesn't appreciate them much. 131 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:07,416 No, but you didn't laugh because 132 00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:09,458 I didn't have my whole outfit. 133 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:10,791 With this on, 134 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,291 I'll be a hit. 135 00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:19,083 It was just some advice in case you wanna keep your job. 136 00:10:19,791 --> 00:10:22,333 Don't worry. I understand. 137 00:10:22,416 --> 00:10:24,416 It's always the same with these big shots. 138 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:27,291 Until they get shot. 139 00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:31,291 Montparnasse Tower. How can I help you? 140 00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:37,958 I don't get it. I already did it with two buckets of water. 141 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,166 I'm sorry. 142 00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:27,041 -Did you say something? -No, Mr. Lanceval. 143 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,333 You could have greeted us. 144 00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:31,375 Hi. 145 00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:33,541 Idiot! 146 00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:34,916 "Imbecile." 147 00:11:36,791 --> 00:11:37,750 Excuse me? 148 00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:39,291 Nothing. 149 00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:41,416 I said, "Have a good trip." 150 00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:42,750 In the elevator. 151 00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:44,833 Let's go. 152 00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:59,583 Miss Lanceval? They're heading up! 153 00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:06,416 Sorry. Excuse me. Miss Lanceval, 154 00:12:06,583 --> 00:12:07,833 they're heading up. 155 00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:23,458 -Hello, Uncle. -Good evening. 156 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,000 There you have it. 157 00:12:34,916 --> 00:12:38,916 I heard that my aunt is ill. I hope it isn't serious. 158 00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:40,875 This is a nice shade of blue. 159 00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:44,125 For once you've done things correctly. 160 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:49,708 I'm gonna be late for dinner with Marie-Jo. 161 00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:53,666 In 15 minutes, I have my second Pure Strength class. 162 00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:57,791 "In 15 minutes, I have my second Pure Strength class." 163 00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:00,083 It's a step glutes class tonight. 164 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:03,708 "It's a step glutes class tonight." 165 00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:07,541 It's a bit more important than your dinner. 166 00:13:08,208 --> 00:13:11,541 "It's a bit more important than your dinner." 167 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:15,541 Don't start that game. We could go all night. 168 00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:18,458 Your little childish game is gonna annoy me. 169 00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:19,500 Hey! 170 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,458 Don't start playing that game because… 171 00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:25,083 It's been a long time… 172 00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:28,625 And… Childish! So stop it right now. 173 00:13:28,791 --> 00:13:30,875 Do you have the document from your mother? 174 00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:33,250 -Here it is, Dad. -Good. 175 00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:36,625 Let's get started with the half-year results. 176 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,083 Stéphanie, the numbers. 177 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:50,583 -I'm an idiot. -"I'm an idiot." 178 00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:57,125 -Poo is delicious! -"Poo is delicious!" 179 00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:10,541 You're a bit like a president. 180 00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:32,000 Reception? Unlock. 181 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:38,958 Spare me your heroic actions, take your seats, 182 00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:41,958 put out your cigarettes and shut up. 183 00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:56,625 -Why did it do that? -Did you touch something? 184 00:15:56,791 --> 00:15:58,125 -No. It was you. -Ouch! 185 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,333 If you want to shoot in the tower, don't shoot at the windows. 186 00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,791 But if you wanna make some noise… 187 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:24,166 Do it with this. 188 00:16:26,416 --> 00:16:28,166 This… 189 00:16:28,416 --> 00:16:29,750 This is what that's for. 190 00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:38,791 What's going on? There's a problem. 191 00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:41,916 I hope Marie-Joëlle isn't late. 192 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,666 Is that is? Is it over? 193 00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:47,333 Can we go home, please? 194 00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:49,583 There's a problem. 195 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:52,833 What are you doing? Are you crazy? Stop! 196 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,666 Calm down a bit. Calm down. 197 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,625 Are you crazy? 198 00:16:58,041 --> 00:17:00,250 I take Pure Strength classes. 199 00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:02,458 I can take action if there's danger. 200 00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:03,625 But there… 201 00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:04,750 -Me! -Yes? 202 00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:06,041 What should we do? 203 00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:08,333 What should we do… 204 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:11,541 First rule: assess the situation. 205 00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:13,666 Find out what's going on. 206 00:17:25,666 --> 00:17:28,625 St. Augustine, God of Bee Gees, give us the strength… 207 00:17:40,916 --> 00:17:43,625 What? Pick me! 208 00:17:43,791 --> 00:17:45,750 -Yes. -What is it? 209 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:50,375 Nothing. A little squabble between secretaries. 210 00:17:50,541 --> 00:17:54,041 They're annoying each other. It's not our business. Let's go. 211 00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:57,875 I feel like you're hiding something. 212 00:17:58,708 --> 00:18:00,041 No. Nothing. 213 00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:03,166 We're all gonna die, that's all. Let's go. 214 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,875 Is Marie-Joëlle dead? 215 00:18:05,958 --> 00:18:08,000 Is Marie-Joëlle in danger? Is she sick? 216 00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:09,916 Is she gone? Is she on vacation? 217 00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:11,791 Marie-Joëlle's revenge? 218 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,958 It's 9 p.m. I'm tired. I have class in 15 minutes. 219 00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,875 We didn't see anything. But I'm gonna ask you 220 00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:21,375 to whisper when we pass the room where there's a hostage-taking. 221 00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:25,166 Cause getting shot would piss me off. 222 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:30,750 They took her by her hair. Come on, go up! 223 00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:44,875 Okay. I'll continue. 224 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:50,333 I need the code. You're gonna give it to me. We'll take the money. 225 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,833 While we do that, you're gonna sip pineapple Malibu cocktails. 226 00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:56,625 An hour later, we'll set you free 227 00:18:56,791 --> 00:18:59,833 and everyone goes home calmly. 228 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,041 Or I kill you all one by one, 229 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,458 ladies first, of course. 230 00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:12,500 The code? 231 00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:14,833 Five… 232 00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:16,583 Four… 233 00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:19,083 Three… 234 00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:20,291 Two… 235 00:19:22,541 --> 00:19:23,708 One. 236 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:28,583 I feel like it was something important. 237 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,333 You would have told me. 238 00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:34,375 When you said, "It's 9 p.m."? 239 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,375 Is that what's important? 240 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:39,666 9 p.m. is an important time. 241 00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,916 It's time to go to sleep. 242 00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:46,583 I remember once I went to bed at 12:10 a.m. 243 00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:49,916 I was so tired the next day! 244 00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:52,916 No! I know! 245 00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:56,500 It was when you said, "a hostage-taking." Hostages? 246 00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:58,458 It's a hostage-taking! 247 00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:01,583 Marie-Joëlle is a hostage Why didn't you tell me? 248 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:08,541 Marie-Joëlle! Oh my God! 249 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,125 You seem very sensitive. 250 00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:15,000 That was just your niece, after all. 251 00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:17,500 Shall we move on to your children now? 252 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,875 Sixty… 253 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:24,666 Sixty… 254 00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:27,250 Sixty-five meters. 255 00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:31,000 Are you okay? What are you doing? 256 00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:32,791 What's wrong with you? 257 00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:36,875 What are you doing? This isn't our problem. 258 00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:39,833 This isn't our problem today? 259 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,458 On the day that happens to be my dinner date with Marie-Joëlle. 260 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,083 I opened it! 261 00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,916 Come on! Let's go. 262 00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:50,083 Yes, okay. 263 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,625 Jesus, Arabic God, Italian God, 264 00:20:53,791 --> 00:20:56,541 give me the strength to save Marie-Joëlle. 265 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,000 Hasta la vista, bye bye. 266 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,708 Hans? What's going on? 267 00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:21,125 Check the floors and the roof. 268 00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:44,125 It's time to prove 269 00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:47,458 that I didn't waste 3,200 francs on those classes. 270 00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:05,291 May the force of Peter Mac Calloway be with me! 271 00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,000 Well. That's done. Okay. 272 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:16,166 I have trouble with this kind of strength. 273 00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:17,833 I'll have to tell Peter. 274 00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:24,291 Five… 275 00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:26,958 Four… 276 00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:30,166 Three… 277 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:32,791 Two… 278 00:22:35,166 --> 00:22:37,458 -One… -58-228, pound sign. 279 00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:43,541 There we go. That wasn't so hard. 280 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,041 Nope. I'm not dead. 281 00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:49,833 Look. Got this at Mercier. 282 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:54,041 It has a sack with blood and an iron sheet 283 00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:57,375 to protect me. Pretty cool special effects. 284 00:22:57,958 --> 00:23:00,166 But don't worry. 285 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:02,875 For 50 million, I would have done the same. 286 00:23:03,041 --> 00:23:05,125 There's still family members left. 287 00:23:05,291 --> 00:23:07,250 Uncles, cousins. 288 00:23:10,791 --> 00:23:12,041 Okay. Here we go. 289 00:23:12,208 --> 00:23:14,958 There we go. Good. 290 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,041 Sorry! No! 291 00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:20,375 Oh shit! Stop… 292 00:23:23,125 --> 00:23:25,708 Oh damn! Yes, there we go. 293 00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,875 You can't do anything without my wife. 294 00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:37,833 What are you talking about? 295 00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:40,166 Her hand's enough. 296 00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:42,750 Her absence caused a delay, 297 00:23:42,916 --> 00:23:46,166 but she'll be here soon. She'll be here right away. 298 00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:48,583 You're monsters. 299 00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:50,666 That's not a pretty picture. 300 00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:53,000 Can you shut him up, please? 301 00:24:01,291 --> 00:24:03,500 Is everything ready? 302 00:24:04,416 --> 00:24:06,541 It won't be much longer. 303 00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:10,625 I think you're ready for some pineapple Malibu cocktails. 304 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:27,708 Man on the roof. 305 00:24:27,875 --> 00:24:29,291 I'll take care of it. 306 00:24:31,041 --> 00:24:34,416 -What's going on? -Nothing serious. 307 00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:36,458 One of my guys is on it. 308 00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:39,000 You don't have everything under control? 309 00:24:39,166 --> 00:24:40,416 Yes, I do. 310 00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:43,666 Everything will work out. Don't worry. 311 00:24:44,625 --> 00:24:47,208 I hope so. That's what I'm paying for, after all. 312 00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:49,416 Oh damn! 313 00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:51,625 That must hurt. 314 00:24:55,166 --> 00:24:56,250 Be careful! 315 00:24:56,416 --> 00:24:59,000 Watch out! Gently. 316 00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:00,791 -Come back… -Hey! 317 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,791 {\an8}We're window washers. 318 00:25:06,958 --> 00:25:09,291 Don't worry. Everything's fine. 319 00:25:13,958 --> 00:25:16,541 Hans? Did you take care of the problem? 320 00:25:19,666 --> 00:25:22,083 Hans, what the hell are you doing? 321 00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:25,208 Hans? Can you hear me, Hans? 322 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:29,000 Peter, go get Hans from the roof. 323 00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:32,125 I want you both to go with him. 324 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:35,916 Everything isn't going as you planned. 325 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,208 Hans! 326 00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:46,125 Hans, respond! 327 00:25:46,291 --> 00:25:48,250 Stop! I don't have anything! 328 00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:50,500 Let me warn you 329 00:25:50,666 --> 00:25:53,833 that if you touch even so much as a hair on Marie-Joëlle's head, 330 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,125 you're gonna pay for it. 331 00:25:57,291 --> 00:25:59,666 Stop it! 332 00:25:59,833 --> 00:26:02,958 He was joking! He doesn't even know you. 333 00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:05,208 Do whatever you want. We're leaving. 334 00:26:05,375 --> 00:26:08,208 That's it. Don't worry about us. "Porte Maillot, 335 00:26:08,375 --> 00:26:12,291 two minutes!" I have to go. My subway's here. 336 00:26:12,458 --> 00:26:14,208 That's not exactly true. 337 00:26:14,375 --> 00:26:18,708 I wouldn't want to be you right now. I'm gonna-- 338 00:26:18,875 --> 00:26:22,333 Don't you understand what's going on? Can't you see? 339 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,500 Don't you see the gun? The bearded guy? 340 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:28,083 The red walkie-talkie? Don't you see all that? 341 00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:30,291 Isn't this strange? 342 00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:34,125 We need to get out of here. Let's call the police. Hello? 343 00:26:34,291 --> 00:26:35,833 Hello? Police? 344 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,291 Hello? 345 00:26:38,583 --> 00:26:39,916 Hello? 346 00:26:41,791 --> 00:26:42,666 Hello? 347 00:26:42,833 --> 00:26:46,375 My word! This must be worth at least a million! 348 00:26:46,541 --> 00:26:49,208 This would be a nice gift for Marie-Joëlle. 349 00:26:52,375 --> 00:26:53,375 What? 350 00:27:11,541 --> 00:27:14,291 Tonight, we're making you… 351 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:17,333 Tonight, we're making you… 352 00:27:17,625 --> 00:27:19,416 Pasta 353 00:27:19,583 --> 00:27:23,958 Tonight, we're making you… 354 00:27:24,125 --> 00:27:28,125 Tonight, we're making you pasta 355 00:27:28,291 --> 00:27:33,166 Tonight, we're making you… 356 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,500 Calm down. 357 00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:40,958 It's okay. 358 00:28:23,416 --> 00:28:26,875 Hans is unconscious. The detonator and walkie-talkie are gone. 359 00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:29,708 Find who did this and kill them. 360 00:28:32,416 --> 00:28:35,375 I think we're dealing with professionals. 361 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,333 Marie-Joëlle. 362 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:57,625 They tortured her. She's bleeding. 363 00:28:57,791 --> 00:28:58,916 Damn! 364 00:29:00,416 --> 00:29:02,166 I don't get it. 365 00:29:02,916 --> 00:29:04,916 I can bench press 30 kg. 366 00:29:05,083 --> 00:29:06,000 Press then. 367 00:29:06,458 --> 00:29:08,583 I have to bench press myself. 368 00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:11,333 -Okay, bench press yourself. -Yeah. 369 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,666 Let's go. 370 00:29:13,041 --> 00:29:14,791 Bench press yourself. 371 00:29:14,958 --> 00:29:15,833 Go on! 372 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,958 Bench press yourself! 373 00:29:18,208 --> 00:29:20,000 Let's go! Bench press yourself. 374 00:29:20,166 --> 00:29:22,250 Do that bench press. 375 00:29:22,416 --> 00:29:25,000 Come on! Press! 376 00:29:25,625 --> 00:29:27,791 Get into the bucket! 377 00:29:27,958 --> 00:29:29,458 -I can't do it! -Yes, you can! 378 00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:41,708 Yes! Explain something to me. 379 00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:45,666 The tower was supposed to be empty when we got here. 380 00:29:48,541 --> 00:29:52,000 My men have been attacked, the detonator is missing. 381 00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:57,291 You aren't trying to double-cross us, are you? 382 00:29:57,458 --> 00:30:01,750 Come on. Who would I be double-crossing you with? 383 00:30:03,708 --> 00:30:04,833 Yeah. 384 00:30:05,583 --> 00:30:06,708 That makes sense. 385 00:30:19,375 --> 00:30:21,500 That's funny. Look! 386 00:30:21,666 --> 00:30:24,458 I never noticed a clock on that floor. 387 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:26,958 Funny, huh? 388 00:30:27,666 --> 00:30:31,041 It's not very accurate. It's not 12:30 a.m. 389 00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:34,416 29 minutes… 28 minutes… 27 minutes… 390 00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:36,875 The minutes are really quick! 391 00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:41,208 Almost like seconds. 392 00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:50,541 Hey! It's a bomb! 393 00:30:50,708 --> 00:30:53,250 There's a bomb! 394 00:30:54,416 --> 00:30:57,083 Jesus, if you survive this, tell Marie-Joëlle 395 00:30:57,166 --> 00:31:00,166 this was the loveliest day of my life, 396 00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:03,750 until the unfortunate arrival of a bomb. 397 00:31:04,916 --> 00:31:06,875 I wanna say something too. 398 00:31:07,041 --> 00:31:11,166 If I want to look like Peter Mac Calloway so badly… 399 00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:13,416 It's because secretly… 400 00:31:13,583 --> 00:31:16,041 It seems like we all have a side of us… 401 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:20,250 I may be in love with him. I dunno. 402 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:24,875 {\an8}Marie-Joëlle, if you can hear me… 403 00:31:25,041 --> 00:31:26,958 I'm gonna die, so… 404 00:31:28,291 --> 00:31:31,791 I love you. 405 00:31:34,250 --> 00:31:36,250 Please. Don't let the bomb explode. 406 00:31:36,416 --> 00:31:37,500 You're gay? 407 00:31:40,458 --> 00:31:43,708 {\an8}It stopped! 408 00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:45,250 Yeah! 409 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,708 You're gay! 410 00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:51,708 No. 411 00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:56,000 Mac Calloway and I, we share a passion for nice bodies 412 00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:57,708 and working out. 413 00:31:57,875 --> 00:32:00,000 -You're gay! -No! Stop! 414 00:32:00,625 --> 00:32:02,875 We… And then… 415 00:32:03,458 --> 00:32:05,458 What I wanted to say was… 416 00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:07,541 You're pissing me off! Enough! 417 00:32:10,583 --> 00:32:13,291 I hope you have a good excuse. 418 00:32:13,958 --> 00:32:17,750 I just saw one. He had curly hair. Tall, brown hair, thin, with a goatee. 419 00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:20,291 The other one knocked me out. I didn't see him. 420 00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:24,041 Those are the window washers. Nothing to worry about. 421 00:32:43,458 --> 00:32:45,666 Mrs. Lanceval is here. 422 00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:50,000 Part of your wife is in the elevator. 423 00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:52,000 I really like her hands. 424 00:32:54,625 --> 00:32:56,791 I don't wanna hear him anymore. 425 00:32:56,958 --> 00:33:00,250 Put that sticky thing over his mouth… Some tape. 426 00:33:00,833 --> 00:33:02,083 Right away. 427 00:33:02,875 --> 00:33:03,916 I've got it. 428 00:33:07,083 --> 00:33:09,500 This hostage situation is annoying. 429 00:33:16,083 --> 00:33:19,666 No. Everything's fine. Calm down. It's fine. 430 00:33:34,916 --> 00:33:36,125 But… 431 00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:43,916 {\an8}Marie-Joëlle, dinner is confirmed 432 00:33:44,083 --> 00:33:46,041 cause the bomb is cancelled. 433 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:49,458 Could you bring along a muscly guy friend for my skinny friend? 434 00:33:52,791 --> 00:33:54,708 They detonated the bomb. 435 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:05,833 -Why'd you slam on the brakes? -Look up there! 436 00:34:13,041 --> 00:34:15,291 We've got nothing to worry about? 437 00:34:16,041 --> 00:34:19,958 Aside from knocking out our guys, blowing things up and notifying the cops. 438 00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:22,916 -We just have to go faster. -That's right! 439 00:34:23,083 --> 00:34:25,916 There's more of less to worry about! 440 00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:27,666 Chan! 441 00:34:29,166 --> 00:34:31,041 Chan? Can you hear me? 442 00:34:31,208 --> 00:34:34,416 I'm on the 49th floor. The elevator is blocked. 443 00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:38,625 There's two window washers in the tower who we've got nothing to worry about. 444 00:34:38,791 --> 00:34:42,791 They stole our detonators and blew up the 50th floor. 445 00:34:42,958 --> 00:34:47,083 -The cops will be here soon. -Okay. I'll be right there. 446 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:54,208 It's coming from there. 447 00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:21,250 You should always be careful with bombs. 448 00:35:21,666 --> 00:35:24,916 Like we say back home, To dance " la bomba." 449 00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:26,291 Remember? 450 00:35:27,958 --> 00:35:31,833 I need a magic mouth 451 00:35:46,166 --> 00:35:47,750 What? 452 00:35:55,333 --> 00:35:57,083 Don't panic. 453 00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:10,291 It's like pizza dough. 454 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:30,375 -There's a fire up there. -Call for help. 455 00:36:30,958 --> 00:36:33,583 It's burning! 456 00:37:48,708 --> 00:37:51,125 I really fucked you! 457 00:37:55,833 --> 00:37:58,958 What? No, I'm not gay. I'm fine. 458 00:38:05,208 --> 00:38:06,166 But sometimes, 459 00:38:06,333 --> 00:38:07,750 it seems like it. 460 00:38:07,916 --> 00:38:10,416 Hang on! I want a souvenir too. 461 00:38:26,875 --> 00:38:28,791 It's beautiful. 462 00:38:30,625 --> 00:38:35,208 It's odd that Chan isn't here. We have a real problem. 463 00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:38,625 What we're gonna do is… What are we gonna do? 464 00:38:38,791 --> 00:38:40,541 What's up with that guy? 465 00:38:40,708 --> 00:38:42,666 Without the hand, how can we do it? 466 00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:46,416 We'll get the hand, and we'll open the safe. 467 00:38:46,583 --> 00:38:47,541 Really? 468 00:38:47,708 --> 00:38:49,166 How exactly? 469 00:38:49,916 --> 00:38:53,333 Chris go with what's-his-name. Check the two floors below. 470 00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:57,125 I'll check the two above with the guy with the weird hair. 471 00:38:57,666 --> 00:38:58,625 Let me. 472 00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:03,583 I was thinking… The floor above… 473 00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:07,791 Since I'm bigger. Chris, shall we head down? 474 00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:49,958 -Where's the hand. -I don't know. 475 00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:53,000 -Where's the damn hand? -I don't know. 476 00:39:53,166 --> 00:39:54,666 -You don't know? -No. 477 00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:05,625 Stéphanie? 478 00:40:06,208 --> 00:40:08,000 They killed Chan. 479 00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:18,750 The police and firefighters are here. 480 00:40:24,416 --> 00:40:26,166 Let's move on to Plan B. 481 00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:08,708 It's well-made. It almost looks real. 482 00:41:11,250 --> 00:41:14,541 Chinese people have strange lucky charms. 483 00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:22,333 We need to save Marie-Joëlle. 484 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:23,458 Come. 485 00:41:23,625 --> 00:41:26,541 We're not saving anyone. I thought about it. I have a plan. 486 00:41:26,708 --> 00:41:29,625 With this, we won't get shot. It's a lucky charm. 487 00:41:30,083 --> 00:41:33,791 I have a specific plan. We're just gonna call the police. 488 00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:36,625 Exactly. We're gonna call the police. 489 00:41:36,916 --> 00:41:38,500 -What? -It looks like… 490 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,083 -What are you looking at? -It's fine. 491 00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:42,208 What? 492 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:44,000 Those are pretty short. 493 00:41:44,166 --> 00:41:46,500 What? It's summer. It's normal. 494 00:41:46,666 --> 00:41:49,000 They're the shorts that Gerulaitis wore. 495 00:41:49,166 --> 00:41:53,416 Forty-five francs. Sorry for only having a window washer's salary. 496 00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:10,583 One, hostages. Two, explosions. 497 00:42:10,750 --> 00:42:13,875 Three, a Chinese guy in the tower. And you… 498 00:42:14,041 --> 00:42:16,375 -You wanna call the police? -Yeah. 499 00:42:16,541 --> 00:42:19,916 -Think a little. -You need to think a little! 500 00:42:20,416 --> 00:42:23,250 I have a better plan. A more precise one. 501 00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:26,416 -First, give me the gun. -No. 502 00:42:27,166 --> 00:42:29,666 No. You have the hand. Look! 503 00:42:29,833 --> 00:42:33,041 Oh, the hand! Isn't it lovely? 504 00:42:33,208 --> 00:42:36,375 Look. One finger, two fingers, three fingers, four… 505 00:42:36,541 --> 00:42:39,166 Five, six, seven, eight! There's a bunch of fingers. 506 00:42:39,333 --> 00:42:41,458 Unit three. Code seven at Montparnasse Tower. 507 00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:42,791 Send reinforcements. 508 00:42:42,958 --> 00:42:44,541 -Hello? -Hello? Yes. 509 00:42:44,708 --> 00:42:48,416 Yes. Hello? We're at Montparnasse Tower. 510 00:42:48,583 --> 00:42:52,916 There's a Chinese guy, a French guy, a black guy, a Belgian guy… 511 00:42:53,083 --> 00:42:54,291 in Montparnasse Tower. 512 00:42:54,958 --> 00:42:56,875 I know that joke. Chinese guy falls, 513 00:42:57,041 --> 00:42:59,666 and makes a weird sound. Very funny… 514 00:42:59,833 --> 00:43:04,041 Cut it out! Hello? I'm calling from the tower. 515 00:43:04,208 --> 00:43:06,541 -Hello-- -State your identity. 516 00:43:06,708 --> 00:43:09,083 I'm head of tower security. 517 00:43:09,250 --> 00:43:11,208 I'll pass you over to the supervisor. 518 00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:12,750 Thanks. 519 00:43:15,750 --> 00:43:16,666 Hello? 520 00:43:16,833 --> 00:43:20,333 You're the head of security? Are you in a safe place? 521 00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:24,625 Yes, I'm the head of security. I'm in a safe place. 522 00:43:26,291 --> 00:43:28,666 -Tell me who you are. -Are you alone? 523 00:43:28,833 --> 00:43:31,541 No, I'm with a friend… 524 00:43:31,708 --> 00:43:34,291 A friend who's an engineer. No. A philosopher. 525 00:43:34,375 --> 00:43:35,833 -A philosopher. -He's… 526 00:43:35,916 --> 00:43:36,916 a philosopher. 527 00:43:37,083 --> 00:43:38,083 "Philosopher"? 528 00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:39,958 His name's Michel. 529 00:43:40,125 --> 00:43:42,583 His name's Michel. We're in-- 530 00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:45,333 -He likes chess. -He likes chess too. 531 00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:47,333 -That's important. -He likes-- 532 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:48,666 He likes soccer too. 533 00:43:48,833 --> 00:43:51,000 Indoor soccer. But not just anywhere indoors. 534 00:43:51,166 --> 00:43:54,666 Let's switch to 42. There are kids on the frequency. 535 00:43:54,833 --> 00:43:56,291 No! 536 00:44:01,125 --> 00:44:03,166 Try again. Hello? 537 00:44:08,083 --> 00:44:09,041 What? 538 00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:12,791 Seems like the battery is dead. 539 00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:16,416 It's your fault. You used it up. I saw you… 540 00:44:16,583 --> 00:44:17,833 You pressed it too much. 541 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,000 -You pressed it too much. -So it's my fault? 542 00:44:35,166 --> 00:44:39,000 We're gonna die because of your stupidity. You're gonna die. 543 00:44:39,166 --> 00:44:41,958 Me too. Your fiancée's gonna die. 544 00:44:42,125 --> 00:44:43,500 I'm not giving you the gun 545 00:44:43,666 --> 00:44:46,125 because you'd do something stupid. 546 00:44:46,291 --> 00:44:48,041 You don't wanna lend it to me? 547 00:44:48,208 --> 00:44:52,500 Fine, I don't care. Cause I'm gonna find 548 00:44:52,666 --> 00:44:54,875 another solution and I won't need you. 549 00:44:55,041 --> 00:44:56,500 Yep! Sorry. 550 00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:58,791 Of course! In fact, 551 00:44:59,125 --> 00:45:00,708 tell your nanny 552 00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:03,500 when hostages are attacked, 553 00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:07,041 you don't call the police, you call the FBI. 554 00:45:09,041 --> 00:45:12,541 Hey! Come back here! 555 00:45:13,333 --> 00:45:16,125 Hey! Don't leave me here alone. 556 00:45:43,333 --> 00:45:45,416 I'm speaking to the window washers. 557 00:45:45,583 --> 00:45:48,000 -Can you hear me? -Hello? 558 00:45:48,166 --> 00:45:51,625 I'm the girl you gave cubes of cheese to. 559 00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:53,541 I've managed to escape. 560 00:45:53,708 --> 00:45:56,375 -Where are you? -His girlfriend! 561 00:45:56,541 --> 00:45:57,708 Hey! It's your… 562 00:45:57,875 --> 00:45:59,416 Don't go anywhere! 563 00:45:59,583 --> 00:46:00,833 Don't go anywhere. 564 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,083 Please. Hang on a sec. 565 00:46:03,458 --> 00:46:06,375 LOCKER ROOM 566 00:46:10,291 --> 00:46:12,291 Where are you? Please! 567 00:46:13,583 --> 00:46:15,541 Your girlfriend's on the phone. 568 00:46:15,708 --> 00:46:17,125 Where are you? 569 00:46:17,291 --> 00:46:19,916 We're in the locker room. On the 54th floor. 570 00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:24,708 Stéphanie? 571 00:46:24,875 --> 00:46:27,375 The cops are here. 572 00:46:27,875 --> 00:46:30,958 Time for Plan C. You take care of the cops. 573 00:46:31,125 --> 00:46:34,375 I've located the two simpletons. They're on the 54th floor. 574 00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:36,875 I'll have the hand in a few minutes 575 00:46:37,041 --> 00:46:38,750 and I'll come down to the safe. 576 00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:44,416 -Are you still there? -Yes. 577 00:46:44,583 --> 00:46:47,375 Yes, I'm still here. But my friend isn't happy. 578 00:46:47,541 --> 00:46:50,416 He left to make a weapon just for you. 579 00:47:05,041 --> 00:47:06,208 Marie-Joëlle! 580 00:47:18,291 --> 00:47:22,083 I'm as happy as the first trumpeter who walked on the moon. 581 00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:26,333 -I'm thrilled. -Oh my God! 582 00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:29,166 You're bleeding! Are you gonna die? Are you dead? 583 00:47:29,333 --> 00:47:31,250 No, I'm alive. 584 00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:33,375 Thank God! 585 00:47:33,541 --> 00:47:35,625 Your necklace is beautiful. 586 00:47:35,791 --> 00:47:36,875 This? 587 00:47:37,041 --> 00:47:41,333 It's not a necklace. It's a Chinese lucky charm. 588 00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:44,791 Really? I'd love to have one. 589 00:47:45,541 --> 00:47:49,166 You just have to go to China. But that would make it expensive. 590 00:47:49,333 --> 00:47:50,625 Or if I knew someone, 591 00:47:50,791 --> 00:47:53,791 a bald guy, 592 00:47:53,958 --> 00:47:56,875 who, for example, loved me so much that 593 00:47:57,041 --> 00:48:00,916 he'd say to himself, "I'll give her this Chinese lucky charm." 594 00:48:01,083 --> 00:48:04,000 A Chinese friend? They eat dogs. 595 00:48:04,166 --> 00:48:07,875 They wrap them up in lettuce and dip them in sauce. 596 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,083 No. I… 597 00:48:13,625 --> 00:48:16,541 I think this is going too quickly. 598 00:48:19,666 --> 00:48:22,041 I'd rather wait a little. 599 00:48:22,208 --> 00:48:25,083 My head is a mess right now. 600 00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:26,916 Let's talk about China instead. 601 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:41,458 Precinct 14, how can I help you? 602 00:48:41,625 --> 00:48:44,375 I represent the group who's responsible 603 00:48:44,541 --> 00:48:46,500 for the Montparnasse Tower explosion. 604 00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:50,708 Could you stop smoking? 605 00:48:51,916 --> 00:48:53,500 I'll transfer you to the chief. 606 00:48:53,666 --> 00:48:55,000 Please do. 607 00:48:57,750 --> 00:49:00,750 It leaves marks on your teeth. 608 00:49:00,916 --> 00:49:02,500 I'm saying it to help you. 609 00:49:02,666 --> 00:49:04,833 Joël, you've changed. 610 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,500 Being a police officer is going to your head. 611 00:49:10,208 --> 00:49:11,541 Commissioner. 612 00:49:14,166 --> 00:49:16,041 -Yes? -We are holding 613 00:49:16,208 --> 00:49:18,625 the Lanceval family hostage. To get them out alive, 614 00:49:18,791 --> 00:49:20,416 we demand the release 615 00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:22,500 of the separatists Michel Dorsini, 616 00:49:23,125 --> 00:49:25,375 Pierre Etchebarria and Gwenaël Dormenech. 617 00:49:28,083 --> 00:49:29,458 Call the men. 618 00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:33,000 That should give us a week. 619 00:49:34,666 --> 00:49:38,208 Your Chinese friend would tell his dog to come sit on his plate. 620 00:49:38,375 --> 00:49:40,666 The dog would go, "Woof, woof." 621 00:49:40,833 --> 00:49:42,958 And then he'd eat him like that. 622 00:49:43,625 --> 00:49:47,083 One poodle per meal. Chinese hospitality! 623 00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:48,166 Pricey. 624 00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:49,416 Yep. 625 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,750 You don't care. You're not paying. 626 00:49:53,916 --> 00:49:56,125 Where do you wanna eat tonight? 627 00:49:56,666 --> 00:49:58,000 Well, I… 628 00:49:58,166 --> 00:50:00,333 -I'll let you know tomorrow. -Okay. 629 00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:05,375 Oh! You found him easily? 630 00:50:05,541 --> 00:50:09,291 This worked out well. Marie-Joëlle, this is François. 631 00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:12,791 -I'm Peter Mac Calloway. -Oh! How lucky! 632 00:50:13,166 --> 00:50:17,375 Nice to meet you. But my name's not Marie-Joëlle. It's Stéphanie. 633 00:50:18,583 --> 00:50:22,833 His name isn't François, it's Francis. 634 00:50:23,833 --> 00:50:27,166 Francis… Francis Huster. 635 00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:28,875 How's it going? So… 636 00:50:30,791 --> 00:50:32,875 Too many kisses. No need to go overboard. 637 00:50:33,041 --> 00:50:36,416 I'm going to dinner with her. Don't worry, he's gay. 638 00:50:36,583 --> 00:50:37,583 What? 639 00:50:37,750 --> 00:50:41,541 Show her the photo you showed me. You told me… 640 00:50:41,708 --> 00:50:44,625 No… Stop! 641 00:50:45,166 --> 00:50:47,125 I can explain. 642 00:50:47,291 --> 00:50:49,625 I'm doing a weightlifting program. 643 00:50:49,791 --> 00:50:52,125 It cost 3,200 francs. I'm not messing around. 644 00:50:52,291 --> 00:50:54,541 Which means that six months from now, 645 00:50:54,708 --> 00:50:57,166 I'll be able to lift up a car with my bare hands. 646 00:50:57,333 --> 00:51:01,166 "With your bare hands"? Are your hands naked? Can you see their asses? 647 00:51:01,333 --> 00:51:02,833 Your hands are gay like you. 648 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,666 Your hands are gay like me. 649 00:51:04,833 --> 00:51:07,833 He admitted it! You said, "Gay like me!" 650 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,750 It was a mistake. 651 00:51:09,916 --> 00:51:11,791 Listen up. What you're saying 652 00:51:11,958 --> 00:51:13,416 is very interesting, 653 00:51:13,583 --> 00:51:16,166 but may I remind you that there are hostages. 654 00:51:16,333 --> 00:51:19,791 We're in danger. We'd best be going down. 655 00:51:19,958 --> 00:51:23,916 How? The elevators are blocked, Mrs. I-Don't-Like-Gays. 656 00:51:24,083 --> 00:51:26,958 Down the stairs, Mr. Praying-Mantis-Arms. 657 00:51:27,125 --> 00:51:29,583 Oh hey! 658 00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:32,500 It's really lucky that 659 00:51:32,666 --> 00:51:34,583 that I don't have a comeback, but… 660 00:51:38,125 --> 00:51:40,250 Stop and break it down. 661 00:51:40,416 --> 00:51:43,291 Do you want me to give Marie-Joëlle a gun? 662 00:51:43,458 --> 00:51:47,791 So you can both have a gun? Do you wanna kill each other? 663 00:51:48,666 --> 00:51:52,125 Sorry, Marie-Joëlle. We aren't kids. 664 00:51:52,291 --> 00:51:53,666 "We aren't kids." 665 00:51:53,833 --> 00:51:54,916 Hey! 666 00:51:56,250 --> 00:51:59,333 I can't go that way. 667 00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:02,083 There's explosives and hostages escaping 668 00:52:02,250 --> 00:52:03,375 and they're annoying. 669 00:52:03,541 --> 00:52:05,958 I have another plan. 670 00:52:06,125 --> 00:52:08,000 I'm getting out of here. 671 00:52:09,250 --> 00:52:10,541 Hang on. 672 00:52:11,583 --> 00:52:16,375 Marie-Jo, please! Don't take him seriously. 673 00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:20,541 When he said, "the annoying hostages," he wasn't talking about you. 674 00:52:20,708 --> 00:52:21,958 Yes, I was. 675 00:52:22,125 --> 00:52:25,250 Of course. Come with me through the air duct. 676 00:52:25,416 --> 00:52:28,083 I saw this in a movie. I saw this in The Dance. 677 00:52:28,250 --> 00:52:30,750 The Dance… The Death… Die Hard. 678 00:52:30,916 --> 00:52:34,500 Let's go down the stairs. One step at a time. 679 00:52:34,666 --> 00:52:37,000 Come on! It's an air duct. It'll be quick. 680 00:52:37,166 --> 00:52:39,708 No. It'll make you dizzy. Come with me. 681 00:52:39,875 --> 00:52:42,791 There aren't any steps in here. It's better. 682 00:52:42,958 --> 00:52:45,250 Francis Huster is talking nonsense. 683 00:52:45,416 --> 00:52:46,916 Come on, Peter. 684 00:52:47,083 --> 00:52:48,583 Come with me. 685 00:52:52,708 --> 00:52:54,416 Bring them back to me right away. 686 00:52:54,583 --> 00:52:57,916 We lost a guy. Your brother. They did it. 687 00:52:58,083 --> 00:52:59,083 They killed him. 688 00:53:16,833 --> 00:53:17,875 What's-his-name? 689 00:53:18,708 --> 00:53:19,916 Yes? 690 00:53:20,083 --> 00:53:22,916 The bald guy and the one with the skinny arms 691 00:53:23,083 --> 00:53:25,625 are in the air ducts. Check the screens 692 00:53:25,791 --> 00:53:28,333 and see where they could come out. 693 00:53:41,750 --> 00:53:44,833 Marie-Joëlle was attacked because of you. 694 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,416 You son of a bitch. 695 00:53:46,583 --> 00:53:49,166 You son of a bitch… No! 696 00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:53,125 You're a nudist. You're some sort of nudist. 697 00:53:53,291 --> 00:53:54,625 I'm going back to save her. 698 00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:59,250 No, you're not. It's really dangerous. Stay here. 699 00:53:59,875 --> 00:54:06,083 Stay… There we go. 700 00:54:06,250 --> 00:54:08,375 Hang on. There we go. Like this. 701 00:54:08,541 --> 00:54:10,583 I can't get past. 702 00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:13,291 -Go that way? Is that good? -My head is blocked. 703 00:54:13,458 --> 00:54:16,208 -Try another corner. -Sorry. 704 00:54:17,083 --> 00:54:19,916 Hang on. Sorry. Go that way. Gently. 705 00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:23,041 You can't go that way, you see? 706 00:54:23,208 --> 00:54:26,833 Good! Blocked that way. 707 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,541 -Hang on. Sorry -That's fine. 708 00:54:29,708 --> 00:54:31,041 -Sorry. -That's fine. 709 00:54:31,208 --> 00:54:32,916 -Hang on. You okay there? -Fine. 710 00:54:35,166 --> 00:54:36,708 Hang on. 711 00:54:36,875 --> 00:54:38,333 -Marie-Joëlle is there. -Where? 712 00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:41,083 There. She's being attacked by a Chinese guy. 713 00:54:41,250 --> 00:54:42,791 Go to the left. 714 00:54:42,958 --> 00:54:45,583 -Go the left. Slowly. -I didn't see. 715 00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:48,291 Move over. Is that better? 716 00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:50,750 -It's blocked. -Go to the right. 717 00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:53,166 -You good? -No. 718 00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:55,458 -That's strange. -There's a blue thing. 719 00:55:02,125 --> 00:55:04,208 -I found a way through! -Where? 720 00:55:06,041 --> 00:55:09,875 You're getting there. Go. Marie-Joëlle! 721 00:55:10,041 --> 00:55:12,250 -Can you see her? -No. But keep going. 722 00:55:13,833 --> 00:55:15,958 You're almost there. Another meter to go. 723 00:55:16,125 --> 00:55:19,041 Great! Speed up. They're here. They're behind us. 724 00:55:25,708 --> 00:55:27,500 No! 725 00:55:28,541 --> 00:55:29,750 Look over there. 726 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,750 You almost got through. 727 00:55:38,708 --> 00:55:41,916 Stop! You're exhausting. 728 00:55:42,083 --> 00:55:45,291 Want me to light a fire? 729 00:55:45,458 --> 00:55:48,583 You won. I'll do it. Go on. 730 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,416 Go on! 731 00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:54,375 Go on! Pass through. 732 00:55:55,041 --> 00:55:56,291 Go ahead. Pass through. 733 00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:03,291 Oh damn! Shit! 734 00:56:03,458 --> 00:56:05,375 I didn't do it on purpose. 735 00:56:06,166 --> 00:56:07,166 It's no big deal. 736 00:56:07,333 --> 00:56:08,791 It's no big deal. No! 737 00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:20,041 Mama! Why? 738 00:56:29,416 --> 00:56:30,541 What's-his-name? 739 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:36,291 Hang on a second. 740 00:56:47,458 --> 00:56:50,166 -Can you see anything? -Nothing yet. 741 00:56:50,708 --> 00:56:53,791 But I think they must still be in the tower. 742 00:56:53,875 --> 00:56:55,208 Perceptive, what's-his-name. 743 00:56:55,375 --> 00:56:58,333 You remind me of Shaggy in Scooby Doo. 744 00:57:00,916 --> 00:57:04,583 She needs to stop calling me what's-his-name. 745 00:57:05,458 --> 00:57:07,583 Dammit! Shit! 746 00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:13,750 Calm down. We're leaving with 50 million tonight. 747 00:57:17,166 --> 00:57:19,083 I'll show her who the boss is. 748 00:57:19,250 --> 00:57:21,875 He really got you! 749 00:57:24,791 --> 00:57:27,208 I can give that bitch what she deserves. 750 00:57:27,375 --> 00:57:29,083 What did you say? 751 00:57:30,208 --> 00:57:31,958 Hold up your fingers like this. 752 00:57:36,208 --> 00:57:40,750 Call me if you see baldy and the guy with the skinny arms on camera. 753 00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:43,666 Excuse me. 754 00:57:43,833 --> 00:57:45,625 Why "skinny arms"? 755 00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:05,875 You'll never get me! 756 00:58:15,416 --> 00:58:17,666 -What a chase! -Where's the hand? 757 00:58:21,458 --> 00:58:22,958 What are you talking about? 758 00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:27,416 I've got the hand to open the safe. 759 00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:31,875 Oh my God! I don't wanna see that. 760 00:58:42,375 --> 00:58:46,458 Team Squirrel. Get into place. Ready for takeoff at 12:50 a.m. 761 00:59:00,958 --> 00:59:02,916 You there! Listen up. 762 00:59:03,083 --> 00:59:05,500 That's enough. You have to stop calling me-- 763 00:59:05,666 --> 00:59:07,250 -We have the hand. -What? 764 00:59:07,416 --> 00:59:09,000 Make love to me. 765 00:59:12,750 --> 00:59:15,291 -Here? -So you do understand what I'm saying. 766 00:59:15,458 --> 00:59:18,916 Let's go back to what I first said. "We have the hand." 767 00:59:19,083 --> 00:59:22,541 Let's calm down and continue as planned. Does that work for you? 768 00:59:23,416 --> 00:59:24,791 Very well. 769 00:59:34,291 --> 00:59:37,541 When you caught me by surprise, you weren't as heavy. 770 00:59:38,958 --> 00:59:40,625 Did you hear? 771 00:59:40,791 --> 00:59:43,750 He wanted that hand to open a safe 772 00:59:43,916 --> 00:59:45,333 with 50 million in it! 773 00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:47,041 Fifty million! 774 00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:48,791 Do you realize what that means? 775 00:59:54,166 --> 00:59:55,541 I'm gonna leave you here. 776 00:59:57,916 --> 01:00:00,041 I'm gonna talk to them. 777 01:00:01,708 --> 01:00:04,583 Don't leave me alone. I'm gonna suffocate. 778 01:00:21,291 --> 01:00:22,875 -That better? -Thanks. 779 01:00:23,041 --> 01:00:24,416 Thanks! 780 01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:28,125 I did that to get a reaction, just so you know. 781 01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:31,083 That's the first thing I learned in my weightlifting class. 782 01:00:31,250 --> 01:00:35,625 It's called "priapism." 783 01:00:35,791 --> 01:00:36,875 Priapism. 784 01:00:37,541 --> 01:00:39,708 "React after." Ap-ism. 785 01:00:40,083 --> 01:00:41,083 Sorry! 786 01:00:41,250 --> 01:00:42,833 Think a bit. 787 01:00:45,291 --> 01:00:46,666 Fifty million. 788 01:00:47,541 --> 01:00:50,375 If I manage to get 3 or 4000 francs… 789 01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:53,291 -You're greedy. -No! 790 01:00:53,458 --> 01:00:56,083 Stop that! I'm not just gay. 791 01:00:56,250 --> 01:00:57,541 I like women too. 792 01:00:57,958 --> 01:01:00,208 No… Greedy. 793 01:01:00,416 --> 01:01:01,375 Greedy. 794 01:01:04,083 --> 01:01:05,875 I though you said "you're gay." 795 01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:12,625 I'm not just going for the money. Don't look at me like that. 796 01:01:12,791 --> 01:01:15,166 -I'm going for… -I know. 797 01:01:15,333 --> 01:01:16,333 I know. 798 01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:18,041 To free Marie-Joëlle. 799 01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:21,791 To free Marie-Joëlle! Not to Free Willy. 800 01:01:21,958 --> 01:01:23,083 Let's go. 801 01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:35,458 What the hell is Chris doing? It's been a while. What's going on? 802 01:01:36,583 --> 01:01:39,291 -Go see what's going on. -You're right. 803 01:01:39,458 --> 01:01:41,500 Delegating has worked so well for you. 804 01:01:44,291 --> 01:01:45,583 You're out of luck. 805 01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:49,541 I have an ability to tell when I'm being made fun of. 806 01:01:49,666 --> 01:01:51,500 And that's what you were doing. 807 01:01:52,791 --> 01:01:53,958 Am I right? 808 01:01:54,750 --> 01:01:55,833 Maybe. 809 01:03:02,958 --> 01:03:04,375 Boss? 810 01:03:06,625 --> 01:03:07,916 They got Chris. 811 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,750 You wouldn't happen to be looking for something with nails 812 01:03:22,916 --> 01:03:25,750 to open a safe full of bills? 813 01:03:25,916 --> 01:03:27,958 Look at that. 814 01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:29,583 Isn't that the guy 815 01:03:29,750 --> 01:03:32,291 who called me skinny? 816 01:03:33,083 --> 01:03:37,416 Yep! It's him. Same head, same snotty nose. 817 01:03:38,291 --> 01:03:39,291 You're okay! 818 01:03:39,458 --> 01:03:43,125 You're free. We have a five-fingered hostage. 819 01:03:43,291 --> 01:03:45,458 Hey! Don't move. 820 01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:47,208 Stay still. 821 01:03:47,375 --> 01:03:49,625 If not, I'll shoot the hand in the head. 822 01:03:55,083 --> 01:03:59,208 My friend's gonna slide the hand under the door 823 01:03:59,375 --> 01:04:01,458 and you're gonna slide Marie-Joëlle to us. 824 01:04:03,750 --> 01:04:05,958 -Five thousand francs too. -Greedy! 825 01:04:06,125 --> 01:04:07,625 A thousand francs. 826 01:04:08,166 --> 01:04:09,375 Okay? 827 01:04:10,125 --> 01:04:12,833 No funny business. 828 01:04:13,791 --> 01:04:15,583 Have a good evening. 829 01:04:15,750 --> 01:04:17,125 No! 830 01:04:17,291 --> 01:04:19,583 You have one minute. 831 01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:28,916 Is that an act or are they really stupid? 832 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,625 They are really stupid. 833 01:04:32,625 --> 01:04:33,875 Well… 834 01:04:34,041 --> 01:04:36,625 There's actually a problem with the door. 835 01:04:36,791 --> 01:04:41,625 Yep. So, we're gonna place the hand here. 836 01:04:42,250 --> 01:04:45,750 And you're gonna place Marie-Joëlle here. No, there. 837 01:04:45,916 --> 01:04:47,208 -No, there. -No. 838 01:04:47,625 --> 01:04:49,666 It's dirty there. 839 01:05:01,375 --> 01:05:02,916 Thanks. You're very kind. 840 01:05:04,458 --> 01:05:05,500 You're welcome. 841 01:05:05,958 --> 01:05:07,333 Your turn, what's-his-name. 842 01:05:31,208 --> 01:05:33,458 That really wasn't my fault. 843 01:05:45,541 --> 01:05:48,250 No luck. She'd barely said, "thanks" and then bam! 844 01:05:48,416 --> 01:05:51,125 -Kidnapped again! -They aren't playing by the rules. 845 01:05:51,291 --> 01:05:54,583 We aren't gonna play by the rules either. 846 01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:57,208 I've never lost a battle. 847 01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:59,541 I'm a window washer, just like my father. 848 01:05:59,625 --> 01:06:02,250 I can bench press 30 kg. 849 01:06:02,416 --> 01:06:05,875 Today, with God as my witness, 850 01:06:05,958 --> 01:06:10,833 I'm gonna get them one by one and smash their faces in. 851 01:06:16,083 --> 01:06:18,208 I didn't get what you just said. 852 01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:21,000 Are you gonna help me rescue Marie-Joëlle or 853 01:06:21,166 --> 01:06:24,000 are you gonna smash my face in one by one. 854 01:06:26,375 --> 01:06:27,375 You're scaring me. 855 01:06:27,583 --> 01:06:28,916 EMERGENCY ASSISTANCE 856 01:06:42,041 --> 01:06:43,791 Your three men are free. 857 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:46,583 They're here. What should we do with them? 858 01:06:47,416 --> 01:06:48,791 Yes. Okay… 859 01:06:49,541 --> 01:06:52,916 Take them to visit the Eiffel Tower. The elevator isn't working here. 860 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,083 Something's not right. 861 01:06:58,250 --> 01:06:59,333 We're going in! 862 01:07:12,458 --> 01:07:14,916 Team Squirrel, you can get moving. 863 01:07:33,791 --> 01:07:35,083 What's that? 864 01:07:36,250 --> 01:07:39,750 An iris recognition system. 865 01:07:40,208 --> 01:07:43,375 -You think that's funny? -Stop. We need his eye. 866 01:07:47,166 --> 01:07:48,250 Get me some ice! 867 01:07:52,791 --> 01:07:55,125 Why did you bounce off the window? 868 01:07:55,291 --> 01:07:56,416 Think. 869 01:07:56,583 --> 01:07:58,583 Think a little. 870 01:07:58,750 --> 01:08:01,291 Because you were too light. That's why. 871 01:08:01,458 --> 01:08:04,625 But now with all the armour on… 872 01:08:09,666 --> 01:08:13,625 But this time, measure the length better. 873 01:08:40,375 --> 01:08:42,958 On your marks… 874 01:09:29,291 --> 01:09:30,291 Oh my! 875 01:09:32,125 --> 01:09:34,500 Watch out! 876 01:09:35,791 --> 01:09:39,583 I've got a gun. Watch out. 877 01:09:40,875 --> 01:09:44,458 That's right. You're not the only one who has one. 878 01:10:14,041 --> 01:10:16,166 You've got a gun. 879 01:10:16,333 --> 01:10:19,083 I don't have one. I don't care. 880 01:10:19,250 --> 01:10:21,416 If you shoot me, I'll die. 881 01:10:21,583 --> 01:10:23,291 Hey! Very original. 882 01:10:25,916 --> 01:10:27,333 You're right. 883 01:10:28,083 --> 01:10:30,083 My brother wouldn't want me 884 01:10:30,250 --> 01:10:32,916 to avenge his death without making you suffer. 885 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,833 Is this gonna be okay? Or should we stick your balls in a machine? 886 01:10:55,708 --> 01:10:57,833 When done well, some martial arts 887 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:01,666 can cause intense pain in the human body. 888 01:11:02,666 --> 01:11:05,875 That's funny. Pure Strength classes are hard, 889 01:11:06,041 --> 01:11:13,041 but they aren't as focused on pain. We do more stretching and aerobics. 890 01:11:14,041 --> 01:11:15,541 Trampoline… 891 01:11:17,041 --> 01:11:18,416 Oh damn! 892 01:11:20,208 --> 01:11:21,583 Really? 893 01:11:26,833 --> 01:11:27,791 Okay. 894 01:11:31,125 --> 01:11:32,625 Let me warn you. 895 01:11:32,916 --> 01:11:34,333 I'm not holding back anymore! 896 01:11:41,250 --> 01:11:43,666 You won't get me that easy, San Ku Kaï. 897 01:12:25,958 --> 01:12:27,208 Here's what I'll do. 898 01:12:27,291 --> 01:12:30,208 A kick right in the face. 899 01:12:43,375 --> 01:12:44,458 Here's what I'll do. 900 01:12:55,875 --> 01:12:59,458 Where is he? Stop it! 901 01:13:14,125 --> 01:13:18,250 You're lucky. Instead of dying in an explosion, 902 01:13:18,416 --> 01:13:22,625 you get to take a helicopter ride. And then you're gonna die. 903 01:13:23,708 --> 01:13:26,583 Do you know how much a helicopter ride costs? 904 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,541 Ming! We have the money. Let's move. 905 01:13:40,291 --> 01:13:42,833 Let me warn you. I'm not looking! 906 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,625 Look out! 907 01:13:57,333 --> 01:14:00,500 You're quick. Good. But are you strong? 908 01:14:25,333 --> 01:14:27,291 Oh! Everyone calm down. 909 01:14:28,875 --> 01:14:31,458 This is a 357 magnum Police Python. 910 01:14:31,625 --> 01:14:34,416 With this, I can do some serious damage. 911 01:14:34,583 --> 01:14:37,208 I can blast you to Beijing. 912 01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:41,416 I told you I was gonna get them one by one. 913 01:14:41,583 --> 01:14:43,000 That's what I'm gonna do. 914 01:14:45,750 --> 01:14:47,916 You're gonna pay for my brother's death. 915 01:14:48,208 --> 01:14:49,833 No. Calm down! 916 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:52,541 We didn't kill your brother. 917 01:14:52,708 --> 01:14:55,875 We just knocked him out with a burning bar. 918 01:14:56,041 --> 01:14:58,416 It was really hot. Hot! 919 01:14:58,583 --> 01:15:00,791 I put my hand on his face and he said, 920 01:15:00,958 --> 01:15:05,125 "My God, it burns! Like UV rays." 921 01:15:05,291 --> 01:15:06,458 What? 922 01:15:06,625 --> 01:15:10,166 We were kind to him. We'd never hurt a panda. 923 01:15:10,333 --> 01:15:13,625 I love China. I adore China. I love everything 924 01:15:13,791 --> 01:15:17,541 Chinese: noodles, soy, sweet and sour sauce. 925 01:15:17,708 --> 01:15:20,833 It's delicious. Donuts are delicious. 926 01:15:22,083 --> 01:15:25,666 If you hurt my friend… I'm a thug. 927 01:15:25,833 --> 01:15:29,458 A thug. I'll kick your ass. A thug from Shanghai. 928 01:15:31,125 --> 01:15:34,250 I don't speak your language. Get out of the water. 929 01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:37,333 I'm gonna give you a spectacular death. 930 01:15:37,875 --> 01:15:44,416 NATIONAL POLICE - DO NOT CROSS 931 01:15:57,833 --> 01:15:59,916 Did you hear what I just said? 932 01:16:00,083 --> 01:16:01,166 What? 933 01:16:02,083 --> 01:16:04,250 Know what the Chinese guy says? 934 01:16:05,416 --> 01:16:09,208 The Chinese guy says, "Get on the ledge." 935 01:16:19,291 --> 01:16:22,000 The Chinese guy says, "Turn around." 936 01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:28,458 Jump! 937 01:16:30,125 --> 01:16:33,375 No. You didn't say, "The Chinese guy says." 938 01:16:33,875 --> 01:16:37,291 You said, "The Chinese guy says, 'Get on the ledge.'" 939 01:16:37,458 --> 01:16:40,083 Then you said, "The Chinese guy says…" 940 01:16:40,250 --> 01:16:42,500 "Turn around. Turn around." 941 01:16:42,666 --> 01:16:44,125 -The third one was… -Four. 942 01:16:44,291 --> 01:16:45,708 -Four. No, two. -Jump! 943 01:16:46,291 --> 01:16:47,333 Jump. 944 01:16:47,500 --> 01:16:48,666 Jump… 945 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:02,750 Do you wanna play like that? 946 01:17:03,541 --> 01:17:05,833 Really? Okay. Why not? 947 01:17:20,833 --> 01:17:22,291 No! 948 01:17:23,500 --> 01:17:25,958 Shit! They're throwing the hostages. 949 01:17:28,250 --> 01:17:31,041 Maybe he wanted to show us how it's done. 950 01:17:31,416 --> 01:17:32,833 No! 951 01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:35,000 It's a trap. 952 01:17:35,833 --> 01:17:37,500 In China, that one's a classic. 953 01:17:38,208 --> 01:17:39,833 -The Chinese trap! -Yes. 954 01:17:45,250 --> 01:17:47,666 We did it. 955 01:17:48,750 --> 01:17:50,750 We make a good team. 956 01:17:52,333 --> 01:17:55,750 -Or couple. -Don't get carried away, what's-his-name. 957 01:17:55,916 --> 01:17:59,291 I have a name. It's Michel Vignot. 958 01:17:59,666 --> 01:18:03,083 You're Stéphanie. I'm Michel. Michel and Stéphanie. 959 01:18:03,333 --> 01:18:04,875 One plus one makes two. 960 01:18:05,625 --> 01:18:08,083 What are we gonna do with all this money? 961 01:18:12,541 --> 01:18:14,125 Oops! 962 01:18:16,250 --> 01:18:18,791 -Take them up to the chopper. -Would you rather 963 01:18:18,958 --> 01:18:21,208 -I kill them here? -Oh, yes. 964 01:18:21,375 --> 01:18:24,333 So we can chill out in the helicopter 965 01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:26,291 and the police can shoot at us. 966 01:18:26,458 --> 01:18:29,125 You know what? No, nothing. 967 01:18:29,291 --> 01:18:31,833 Let's take the old guy and the young old guy. 968 01:18:38,708 --> 01:18:41,666 We have to get there before them. If not, they'll take her. 969 01:18:41,833 --> 01:18:44,666 If they have it, they already spent it all. 970 01:18:44,833 --> 01:18:48,541 He wouldn't even be able to hit the broad side of a farm. 971 01:18:48,958 --> 01:18:50,208 A barn! 972 01:18:50,791 --> 01:18:54,083 -Don't be absurd. -A bird? 973 01:18:54,250 --> 01:18:55,500 What? 974 01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:27,000 Shit! 975 01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:31,833 If there was another helicopter, we could have followed them. 976 01:19:35,791 --> 01:19:37,000 I know what we can do. 977 01:19:37,166 --> 01:19:40,625 We can attach this container to the helicopter, 978 01:19:40,791 --> 01:19:43,958 so we can fly behind them discreetly. 979 01:19:44,750 --> 01:19:47,833 No. This thing will never be fast enough. 980 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:50,958 It was a good idea, though. 981 01:19:51,416 --> 01:19:52,458 No! 982 01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,291 I know. We can lure them into a trap. 983 01:19:56,458 --> 01:20:00,875 With a 500 franc bill attached to an invisible thread. 984 01:20:01,041 --> 01:20:05,291 Invisible thread is like an invisible man, but it's thread. 985 01:20:07,791 --> 01:20:09,916 Oh, my poor boy! 986 01:20:10,083 --> 01:20:12,375 You're disappointing me. 987 01:20:12,541 --> 01:20:16,333 They just stole 50 million. You think 500 francs is gonna interest them? 988 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:22,583 One thousand five hundred francs. 989 01:20:22,750 --> 01:20:25,500 These guys don't joke around. 990 01:20:29,083 --> 01:20:31,375 -Not just a pretty fade. -Face. 991 01:20:31,541 --> 01:20:33,041 -Fade? -Face. 992 01:20:33,208 --> 01:20:35,333 -Clever. -Very. 993 01:20:35,500 --> 01:20:38,125 -Not just a… No! -To hell with him! 994 01:20:38,291 --> 01:20:39,166 To hell with him! 995 01:21:38,250 --> 01:21:41,291 Oh, my friend. My friend, the pilot. 996 01:21:41,458 --> 01:21:43,166 Oh, my friend. 997 01:21:43,625 --> 01:21:46,083 I wanna show you something. 998 01:21:47,791 --> 01:21:52,291 -Something interesting! -Come quick. 999 01:21:52,458 --> 01:21:54,083 Come quick and keep your eyes up. 1000 01:21:54,250 --> 01:21:57,541 If you look at the ground, it doesn't count. 1001 01:21:58,666 --> 01:22:00,958 Quick! You're gonna miss it. 1002 01:22:14,083 --> 01:22:15,166 Let's go! 1003 01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:26,041 A souvenir from the heist. 1004 01:22:28,916 --> 01:22:31,291 Hold them off for another minute. 1005 01:22:34,125 --> 01:22:35,500 Quick! Let's go. 1006 01:22:38,041 --> 01:22:40,500 If the bags bother you, pass them to me. 1007 01:22:40,666 --> 01:22:43,958 I have space. I don't use my legs to drive. 1008 01:22:44,583 --> 01:22:46,875 There we go. You'll be more comfortable. 1009 01:22:54,291 --> 01:22:56,375 Red button initialization. 1010 01:22:57,041 --> 01:22:58,333 Three! 1011 01:22:58,416 --> 01:22:59,958 -Three red buttons. -Say "yes." 1012 01:23:00,041 --> 01:23:00,958 -Yes. -Yes. 1013 01:23:17,375 --> 01:23:20,250 -Help me. Speed? -Zero. Nothing. 1014 01:23:20,791 --> 01:23:22,208 Mileage? 1015 01:23:22,375 --> 01:23:23,666 -Unlimited. -Great. 1016 01:23:23,833 --> 01:23:24,916 Level of fear? 1017 01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:27,250 Zero as well. So two times zero. 1018 01:23:27,416 --> 01:23:30,166 -So one, two, three, zero. -France-Brazil. Well played. 1019 01:23:30,333 --> 01:23:31,666 Vehicle registration. 1020 01:23:31,833 --> 01:23:34,541 -Everything in order? -Are you the police? 1021 01:23:34,708 --> 01:23:36,625 Let's go! Shit! 1022 01:23:36,791 --> 01:23:39,833 Yes. Just a sec! We need to sort out… 1023 01:24:12,666 --> 01:24:14,916 Do you have a problem or what? 1024 01:24:15,083 --> 01:24:17,875 Maybe that was a bit much. 1025 01:24:29,625 --> 01:24:30,958 What's going on? 1026 01:24:36,416 --> 01:24:37,666 Oh damn it! 1027 01:24:41,833 --> 01:24:42,833 Oh shit! 1028 01:24:44,458 --> 01:24:46,041 Hey! Wait! 1029 01:24:50,791 --> 01:24:51,791 Okay. 1030 01:24:51,958 --> 01:24:53,916 It's okay. Don't worry. 1031 01:24:54,083 --> 01:24:56,000 I'll get it under control. 1032 01:24:56,166 --> 01:24:57,291 It's fine. 1033 01:25:00,708 --> 01:25:03,041 Oh shit! 1034 01:25:05,541 --> 01:25:06,750 Sorry! 1035 01:25:15,416 --> 01:25:16,875 Give me a hand. 1036 01:25:20,291 --> 01:25:22,416 Give me a hand! 1037 01:25:40,625 --> 01:25:44,125 Helicopters aren't supposed to turn around. 1038 01:25:44,291 --> 01:25:46,000 I know what I'm doing. 1039 01:25:46,166 --> 01:25:49,083 This is a kind of spin. 1040 01:25:49,250 --> 01:25:50,416 This is typical. 1041 01:25:51,583 --> 01:25:55,000 But it kinda makes you want to… 1042 01:26:00,083 --> 01:26:03,291 You don't feel well in helicopters either. 1043 01:26:04,416 --> 01:26:07,708 Don't worry. Here's what I do: 1044 01:26:07,875 --> 01:26:09,791 try to concentrate on something else. 1045 01:26:42,291 --> 01:26:43,708 There we go! 1046 01:26:43,875 --> 01:26:46,791 -We're saved! -Hey! 1047 01:26:47,750 --> 01:26:48,958 Final stop! 1048 01:26:49,125 --> 01:26:50,458 Everybody out. 1049 01:27:46,041 --> 01:27:49,833 If we cancel our date, it's no big deal. We've got lots of money. 1050 01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:53,291 At least a million. I could take you to the United States. 1051 01:27:53,375 --> 01:27:55,541 If not, we could go to New York instead. 1052 01:27:55,625 --> 01:27:58,500 Stop it! You really don't get it. 1053 01:27:58,666 --> 01:28:00,166 Shut up! 1054 01:28:00,333 --> 01:28:03,291 That's mine. Don't stop running. 1055 01:28:03,458 --> 01:28:05,208 I put a trap in your shoes. 1056 01:28:05,375 --> 01:28:07,041 -What? -No! 1057 01:28:07,208 --> 01:28:09,708 If you go below 30km/h, you'll explode. 1058 01:28:14,750 --> 01:28:15,875 Marie-Joëlle! 1059 01:28:29,750 --> 01:28:32,791 Out of the way! It's gonna blow! 1060 01:28:39,291 --> 01:28:42,416 We need to go somewhere where no one's around 1061 01:28:42,583 --> 01:28:44,458 so we can't be slowed down. 1062 01:28:44,625 --> 01:28:46,541 Marie-Joëlle! 1063 01:29:04,166 --> 01:29:05,791 No way, ma'am. 1064 01:29:06,833 --> 01:29:09,125 I don't know how it works in your country. 1065 01:29:09,291 --> 01:29:10,791 But here in France, 1066 01:29:10,958 --> 01:29:13,208 1,500 franc bills don't exist. 1067 01:29:19,791 --> 01:29:22,125 One thousand five hundred francs. No way! 1068 01:32:46,416 --> 01:32:48,416 Subtitle translation by: Miria Olson 74575

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