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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:29,590 What is the future of humanity? 2 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:34,636 Beneath the ebb and flow of civilization 3 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,931 is a torrent of eternal conflict 4 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:59,453 When disputes continue unresolved 5 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,416 they give birth to tragedy 6 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:31,735 Must the wheel of history keep turning like this? 7 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,571 I have a dream 8 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,824 I dream of a day when 9 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,534 there will be a way to resolve 10 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:43,955 all the world's conflicts 11 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:45,749 swords beaten into ploughshares 12 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:48,043 and Spears into pruning hooks 13 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:49,878 I dream of a day when 14 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,505 there will be a product 15 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:54,508 able to resolve any human dispute 16 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:57,427 flowers in the fields shall bloom and 17 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,722 children shall once more knowjoy 18 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:03,058 I have a dream 19 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:08,230 what is this century's most precious commodity? 20 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,232 Peace 21 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:33,964 Yes, Mr. Fan 22 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:35,632 this inventor 23 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:38,093 what's his name again? 24 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,094 Qin fen 25 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,053 qin as in qin dynasty 26 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:41,012 fen as in “to struggle” 27 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,514 he's waiting in the living room 28 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:44,516 show him to the dining room 29 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:45,684 yes, sir 30 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,953 This is Mr. Fan, angel investor 31 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:08,749 Mr. Qin, inventor of the crt2008 32 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,710 shall we speak English 33 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,044 or Chinese? 34 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:13,795 Your decision 35 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:16,590 whichever is more natural 36 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:18,508 then let's use our mother tongue 37 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,385 nice to meet you 38 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,554 our mother tongue? 39 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:25,223 Oops. Look at me 40 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:28,393 80 used to English, I forgot my own language 41 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,228 80 nice to meet you 42 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:31,395 a pleasure 43 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:37,485 Sit down 44 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:41,490 sir please 45 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,910 give me the specifics 46 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:46,660 this invention of yours 47 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:49,831 what inspired it? 48 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:53,335 The root of the world's endless wars 49 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:55,253 and escalating conflicts 50 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:56,588 is our inability 51 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:59,299 to judge disputes impartially 52 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,221 continue 53 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:09,017 as children, we all played a game: 54 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:10,519 Rock, paper, scissors 55 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:11,353 you've played it? 56 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:12,020 Uh-huh 57 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,773 it's our most primal and effective 58 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:18,193 conflict resolution method 59 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,863 so, why, as adults 60 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:23,657 have we discarded this method? 61 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:24,866 Why? 62 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,701 Two critical flaws: 63 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:28,578 Hand velocity differential and 64 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:32,249 last-minute sleight of hand 65 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,629 sleight of hand 66 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,507 rock, papers, scissors 67 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,719 a cunning hand 68 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:46,179 can cheat! 69 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,896 The conflict resolution terminal 70 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,440 wipes out both flaws 71 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,073 Hold it here 72 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:08,243 stick your hand in 73 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,497 not your head! Your hand! 74 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,669 Let's try it 75 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,463 rock! Paper! Scissors! 76 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:21,339 Ready? 77 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:22,090 Yes 78 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:25,594 pull it open at the count of three 79 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:27,053 one 80 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:27,762 two 81 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:28,888 three! 82 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,770 Fascinating! 83 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,235 It's cheat—proof 84 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:43,862 you invented this? 85 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:47,407 I did 86 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,829 just imagine: 87 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:53,955 For instance 88 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:56,082 this beautiful girl here 89 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:57,626 if we both wanted her, but... 90 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,127 Don't even think about it 91 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:00,754 it was hypothetical 92 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:04,466 if we all had conflict resolution terminals 93 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,718 the wars in the Balkans and middle east 94 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,219 American presidential elections 95 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,639 to elect a white or black president 96 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,807 win or lose: 97 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,100 The tube decides! 98 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:15,435 Supergood! 99 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:19,981 The crt2008 is useful in all aspects of life 100 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,484 it's a revolutionary product 101 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:23,735 say no more 102 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:27,322 this will be a massive high-tech ipo 103 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:29,407 I'll buy the patent 104 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:30,575 name a price 105 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:33,161 two million 106 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,287 one million 107 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:35,455 two million 108 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:36,581 one million 109 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:38,416 let's do this 110 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:39,376 let the crt2008 decide 111 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:40,502 good idea 112 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:44,714 rock! Paper! Scissors! 113 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:45,840 Ready? — yes! 114 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,759 One... two... three! 115 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:49,761 Resolved 116 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,013 you got yourself a deal 117 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,349 I meant us dollars 118 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:56,309 huh! I meant British pounds! 119 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:15,370 Looking for hot guys? Don't bother 120 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:18,289 no gold—diggers either 121 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,834 to avoid mutual disappointment 122 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,877 phd's need not reply 123 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:25,588 women entrepreneurs need not reply 124 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:28,425 parentheses: Tradeswomen and peddlers excepted 125 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:32,095 perfect men like Andy lau and Tom Cruise 126 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,305 won't be seeking you here 127 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:37,892 nor do I expect to find Julia Roberts 128 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,394 even if you were a goddess 129 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,104 I couldn't handle you 130 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,305 I'm not expecting a cover-girl 131 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:44,583 to blow me away with your beauty 132 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,860 just a sane, healthy woman 133 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,237 modern on the outside 134 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:52,198 traditional on the inside 135 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:55,744 slightly demure would be ideal 136 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:56,910 don't be too young 137 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:58,580 don't be too complicated 138 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,057 proficiency in folding laundry a plus 139 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:01,666 preferably pressed and folded 140 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,878 like they just came off the store shelf 141 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,047 am I being too specific? 142 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:09,090 Let me introduce myself: 143 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,384 I'm no longer young 144 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:12,635 solidly middle-class 145 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,596 smoke, but don't drink 146 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:16,473 went abroad to study 147 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,600 lived overseas for a decade 148 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,477 never really studied much 149 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:23,104 I slacked and learned a few survival skills 150 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:26,232 I've returned without accomplishment 151 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:27,442 truthfully 152 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,277 I'm what they call 153 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:32,447 a “three strikes” returnee: 154 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,032 No company. No stocks. No degree 155 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:35,825 morally, I'm about 50—50 156 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:38,661 I'm no angel 157 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:41,956 just too cowardly to do wrong 158 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,875 all in all, I'd classify myself as 159 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,669 a constructive member of society 160 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,922 if interested, please call 161 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:51,424 I hope you're the one 162 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:21,931 Shan—shan! 163 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,122 May I join you? 164 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,083 I'm expecting someone 165 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,839 you haven't changed much 166 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:56,591 still handsome 167 00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,928 you got the wrong guy 168 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,681 I'm jianguo! 169 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:06,059 From the construction company! 170 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,061 I changed that much? 171 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,021 You don't recognize me? 172 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,649 Hey! 173 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,111 From administration! 174 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,030 Transferred from the army arts troupe 175 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:22,533 I was in logistics! 176 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:25,203 Anyway, in charge of entertainment 177 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,872 back then, you were a cute little boy 178 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,291 I remember you had single eyelids 179 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,085 how'd they get doubled? 180 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:33,628 Had them done in Korea 181 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,129 gee, what a coincidence 182 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,423 run into each other ten years later! 183 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,967 What coincidence? 184 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,969 I made a date with you 185 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,471 a date with me? 186 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:44,638 Uh 187 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,393 Ai moli 188 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:49,685 Molly 189 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,813 like the name of this restaurant 190 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,106 I changed my name 191 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,774 I wanted to surprise you 192 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,151 trying to get in my way? 193 00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:00,029 My ad was for a marriage partner 194 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,656 I wanted to see you 195 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:02,906 besides 196 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,075 you didn't write, 197 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,200 'no men wanted' 198 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,411 of course I didn't 199 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,662 why would I seek a man? 200 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,622 I'm not gay 201 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,802 You're...? 202 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,720 Yes 203 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:25,847 huh? 204 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:31,978 But I'm not 205 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,730 how do you know? 206 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,733 I used to think so too 207 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,359 but later I realized 208 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,362 I just lacked the courage to face it 209 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,364 do you remember 210 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:46,701 the labor union field trip to shi du? 211 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:47,868 My leg cramped 212 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,412 when I was swimming 213 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,122 you rescued me 214 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:51,831 that's right 215 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,916 I held onto you tightly 216 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,461 you kept comforting me 217 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,880 every since then, I felt 218 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,049 so safe with you 219 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,383 when I don't see you 220 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:03,217 I want to... 221 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:04,635 Hey-hey—hey! 222 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,559 You 223 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,062 are ahead of the curve 224 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,065 but I 225 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,275 am not that enlightened yet 226 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,486 then why have you not married yet? 227 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:22,987 Haven't found the right one 228 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:23,613 give me a break 229 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,656 perhaps, subconsciously you dislike women 230 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,076 oh... no-no-no! 231 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,912 Do you think I'm strange? 232 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:31,496 No 233 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:32,914 Absolutely not 234 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,166 I constantly ask myself: 235 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,085 Why am I so narrow-minded? 236 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,087 With such a big heart 237 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,631 why can't I make room for a man? 238 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,592 Each time I clear a woman out 239 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:45,885 guess what happens next? 240 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,263 Another woman fills in the space 241 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,229 Let me ask you something 242 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,564 suppose 243 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,566 I were like you 244 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:04,195 I said 'suppose' 245 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,574 don't be angry if I get this wrong 246 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,034 you're bad 247 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,164 forget it. I better shut up 248 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:16,749 I know what you want to say 249 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,128 deep down 250 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:23,339 you're like my big brother 251 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,261 it's probably better that way 252 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:30,972 brother 253 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,139 yes? 254 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:36,853 You have great skin 255 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:38,645 so white 256 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,148 is that right 257 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,953 What's your first impression of me? 258 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,455 Much as I expected 259 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:56,414 frankly 260 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,124 looks aren't important 261 00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,959 it's the inside that counts 262 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,170 someone kind, and good to his parents 263 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,671 even if! Didn't like you 264 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,424 I'm sure you'll find a good wife 265 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,802 you really are a modern-traditional woman 266 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,179 a rare catch 267 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,348 your parents still in good health? 268 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,184 My father passed away last year 269 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,852 my mother is still alive 270 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,688 I came back, so she wouldn't be alone 271 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,107 how old is she? 272 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,525 In her seventies 273 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:25,860 you father... 274 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,737 Where is he buried? 275 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,030 At eight treasure mountain 276 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,656 his urn is in the ossuary 277 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,743 your mother is getting old 278 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,308 a filial son should give his parents 279 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,788 a good resting place 280 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,291 old people are fussy about final resting places 281 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:41,959 don't you worry 282 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,377 I would never deprive them 283 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,671 a man should be responsible 284 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,883 and filial 285 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,843 even if he doesn't make much money 286 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:54,180 he provides for his parents' needs 287 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,224 now that's a reliable man 288 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,808 tell the truth: 289 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,936 Are you such a man? 290 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,187 I think I am 291 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,272 no, you're not! 292 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,734 You keep your father's ashes in a tiny box! 293 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,110 And when your mother dies? 294 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,737 Going to squeeze them both 295 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,447 into a little box? 296 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,674 Not even enough room for incense 297 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,742 and ghost money at grave sweeping festival! 298 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,994 You call that filial? 299 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,415 Then, I'll buy them a cemetery plot 300 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,251 it's not that I can't afford it 301 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,752 just that when I left China 302 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,563 only national heroes could afford a grave 303 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,214 normal folk's ashes were kept on shelves 304 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,632 don't worry 305 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,759 you find a spot with a nice view 306 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:34,345 I'll take care of it immediately 307 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,347 if you and I get along 308 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,391 I'll have your tombstone carved in advance 309 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,935 no way you'll be stored on a shelf 310 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,271 it really is a great investment 311 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:45,465 just thirty thousand yuan gets you 312 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,192 a grave plot with imperial fengshui 313 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,235 thirty thousand! 314 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,280 Price of a return trip to america 315 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,281 in just a few years, the same plot 316 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,117 will be worth three hundred thousand 317 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,034 by the time you sell it 318 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,579 you'll have made 1000% profit 319 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:00,871 hold on 320 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,416 if I sell it 321 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,167 where will my parents go? 322 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:06,627 You can buy two! 323 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,021 If you buy two plots, my company 324 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,798 will give you a 5% discount 325 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,548 Miss liang? 326 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,341 Yes 327 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,176 I'm qin fen 328 00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,763 sorry I was late 329 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,013 have a seat 330 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,584 I never expected... 331 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,960 What? 332 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,297 Nothing 333 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,052 what's your line of work? 334 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,806 I'm a flight attendant 335 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,809 which airline? 336 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:46,560 Hainan airline 337 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,827 How would you grade yourself? 338 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:08,124 Six 339 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,709 only six? 340 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,254 I'd give you a nine 341 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,341 you've met a few already? 342 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,719 You mean these personals? 343 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:20,386 Uh 344 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,595 You're the first 345 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:22,762 oh 346 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,103 Myself, I've met a couple 347 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,774 you're the first as beautiful as you 348 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,028 this one girl wasn't bad 349 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,073 but she was selling grave plots 350 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,783 she doesn't count 351 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,910 the rest were critically unkosher 352 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,537 did you buy? 353 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:47,912 Huh? 354 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:48,789 The grave plots 355 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,207 yes! 356 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:51,751 She sweet—talked me 357 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,962 called me a filial son 358 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,339 if I didn't buy, I'd ruin my reputation 359 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,509 no wife, but got myself a grave 360 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,598 I read your marriage ad. 361 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,433 I think you're very funny 362 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,895 not like the others, so full of themselves 363 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,731 or who write a load of sentimental crap 364 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,775 it's disgusting 365 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,153 I'll be totally honest with you 366 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,117 and I'm not trying to flatter you 367 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,578 but judging by your looks 368 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,705 I'd rank you at the “goddess” level 369 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,916 you must have high standards 370 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,253 you're not selling airplanes, are you? 371 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,713 Graves are one thing 372 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,799 but I can't afford airplanes 373 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,928 why 'no women entrepreneurs'? 374 00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:49,934 They're too practical 375 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,646 I prefer more emotional types 376 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,482 what's wrong with being practical? 377 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,318 These days, most people are practical 378 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:00,986 my mom and friends all advise me 379 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,905 to be more practical 380 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,366 that's why I'm here meeting you 381 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,326 to learn to be more practical 382 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:10,329 then you got the wrong guy 383 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,957 I'm definitely the type you're seeking 384 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,502 how do you know my type? 385 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,839 I don't even know what type is 386 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,883 being here seems so unreal 387 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:25,678 but I did telephone you 388 00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:28,347 I'm the one who asked you out 389 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:32,852 you mean you're not serious 390 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,980 you were confused and regret meeting me 391 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:37,731 a little 392 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,068 don't be mad 393 00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:44,321 it's not because of you 394 00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:47,950 I think I'm a bit ridiculous 395 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:51,078 then we should stop here 396 00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:56,625 it's good we're direct. Simpler 397 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,752 we won't waste each other's time 398 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:00,712 you busy? 399 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:02,256 Not at all 400 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:05,593 but we don't have any hope 401 00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:08,929 then, go ahead 402 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,848 I'll sit here awhile 403 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:13,434 okay 404 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:14,768 see you later, then 405 00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:16,979 wait, that's not right 406 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,356 we won't see each other again 407 00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:22,818 in that case... 408 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,197 “Farewell” isn't correct either 409 00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,158 you really are a pain 410 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:31,285 what we mean is... 411 00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,413 See you never 412 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:41,461 Hey 413 00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:44,173 feel like a drink? 414 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,508 We can go somewhere nearby 415 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,385 and chat a little more 416 00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:51,472 why? 417 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:53,974 Chat about what? 418 00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:56,602 You a shill for a restaurant 419 00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:58,979 posing as a lonely woman? 420 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:00,940 Enough, already 421 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,317 I didn't suspect you of a crime 422 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:05,194 so, don't be suspicious of me 423 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,071 in truth, I am a criminal 424 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:09,365 I was worried you weren't 425 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,598 You drink like a wimp 426 00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:36,892 it won't kill you 427 00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:39,937 drink up. No one's stopping you 428 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,316 keep talking 429 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:49,029 heard of “love at first sight”? 430 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,448 I loved the first sight of you 431 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:56,870 we're not even “love at third sight” 432 00:24:58,372 --> 00:24:59,665 love at first sight doesn't mean 433 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,291 I fall for you when I see you 434 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:04,128 or that you fall for me 435 00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:05,713 it's not about sight 436 00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:08,799 but smell 437 00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:12,553 the other person's scent attracts you 438 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,263 enchants you 439 00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:17,391 some people are made for each other 440 00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:20,144 so, two strangers rush up 441 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:21,687 and sniff each other up and down? 442 00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:23,022 Is that possible? 443 00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:24,815 It's not like that 444 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:27,735 if you're made for each other 445 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,862 you'd sense each other from far away 446 00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:36,118 ever watch 'animal planet'? 447 00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:37,326 Yes 448 00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:42,916 even from dozens of miles away 449 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,544 animals can sense each other 450 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,590 people are just like animals 451 00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:53,177 are you only attracted by one smell? 452 00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:56,263 Animals don't fixate on just one lover 453 00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:58,932 it's about a type 454 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:02,853 it's a mutual thing 455 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:06,106 it's not just attraction, but 456 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,068 a kind of infatuation 457 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:13,781 anything else repels you 458 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:18,911 then why come all this way to bother me? 459 00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:30,964 Infatuated, but you can't be together 460 00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:35,511 you struggle to break free from it 461 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:39,473 you're torn apart by heartache 462 00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:45,312 you drink yourself to sleep each night 463 00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:52,986 The man has a family 464 00:26:54,655 --> 00:26:56,907 he loves you, but can't marry you 465 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,621 your parents don't know 466 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:05,124 it hurts, but you can't share it 467 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,254 I can't tell anyone 468 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:12,965 then why tell me? 469 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:18,387 I couldn't take it anymore 470 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,180 I was hurt too badly 471 00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:25,477 anyway, I won't see you again 472 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,729 who cares what you think of me 473 00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:29,690 then I should charge a fee 474 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:30,983 he has all the fun 475 00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:32,818 and I get a miserable woman 476 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:35,362 since when are we best buddies? 477 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,285 Take as much as you want 478 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:45,247 but I'm paying you to drink up 479 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:48,333 you can't just sip 480 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,378 I really can't drink 481 00:27:51,545 --> 00:27:53,714 I'll accompany you for free 482 00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:57,009 so, don't drink 483 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,597 I told you one of my secrets 484 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:03,140 you should also tell me something 485 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:04,975 you can't admit to anyone else 486 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,352 then we'll be even 487 00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:16,653 Why are you so complicated? 488 00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:20,908 Fine, don't tell me 489 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:23,410 I don't care, anyway 490 00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:27,247 let it rot in your stomach 491 00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:31,752 and I thought you were a big man 492 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:33,921 just based on the fact 493 00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:36,965 you're seeking an emotional woman 494 00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,863 We won't see each other again? 495 00:29:01,323 --> 00:29:02,908 Nope 496 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:26,515 Know why I don't drink? 497 00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:29,726 Aren't you drinking now? 498 00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:35,816 A friend and I ran a travel agency in america 499 00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:38,777 we specialized in Chinese groups 500 00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:42,030 once, we had a government tour group 501 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,156 led by a bureau director 502 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:44,950 a veryjuicy gig 503 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:47,703 there was a woman named xiao bai 504 00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:49,204 a translator 505 00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:52,374 pretty. The quiet type 506 00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:55,294 I had her in my sights the moment they landed 507 00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:58,839 during the trip 508 00:29:59,089 --> 00:30:01,258 I started to fall for her 509 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:03,343 later on 510 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:05,304 we, you know... 511 00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:06,847 What? 512 00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:08,557 We, uh... 513 00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:10,517 Got intimate 514 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:14,730 aftennards, she cried 515 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:18,442 wanted me to help her stay in america 516 00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:21,570 I agreed without a second thought 517 00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:23,864 I really liked her 518 00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:27,701 besides, it was easy for me 519 00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:29,661 the next day I told my friend 520 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,038 that I was with xiaobai 521 00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:32,914 I asked him to help me 522 00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:35,125 keep xiaobai in america 523 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,960 he freaked out 524 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:39,046 said, absolutely not 525 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:40,964 we'd got the job because of 526 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,216 his connection with the bureau director 527 00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:45,635 if they left someone behind 528 00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:48,472 the director would be disciplined 529 00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:50,223 besides screwing the director 530 00:30:50,807 --> 00:30:53,226 it could also kill our business 531 00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:57,481 if I insisted on her staying 532 00:30:57,814 --> 00:31:00,609 I think my friend would killed me 533 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,655 so, you two sold her out 534 00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:07,741 let me finish 535 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:17,042 I had to beg my friend 536 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:19,836 I'd make sure she didn't run for it 537 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:22,130 but he had to promise not to report her 538 00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:25,384 when we saw them off at the airport 539 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:29,638 xiaobai just stared at me 540 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:32,432 with eyes like daggers 541 00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:34,393 couldn't even look at her 542 00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:39,106 I was so ashamed 543 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:47,114 That's your secret? 544 00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:04,131 This year 545 00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:06,133 the director heard I was back 546 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,260 he invited us to dinner 547 00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:11,555 the people from the tour group came too 548 00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:15,267 only person missing was xiaobai 549 00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:18,353 I made a lot of small talk 550 00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:21,356 then casually asked about xiaobai 551 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,984 they said, you don't know? 552 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:28,071 Soon after she returned, she killed herself 553 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:33,493 my head just exploded 554 00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:36,997 I asked, what happened? 555 00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:03,857 He said 556 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:14,034 Her husband was abusive 557 00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:17,496 beat her all the time 558 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,169 she kept trying to divorce him 559 00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:30,217 she'd planned to stay in america 560 00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:33,220 but she failed 561 00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:35,514 even got reported 562 00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:38,308 she returned completely hopeless 563 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,604 so, I asked my friend 564 00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:44,231 if he'd reported her 565 00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:47,400 he said, yes 566 00:33:47,901 --> 00:33:50,111 said he couldn't trust me 567 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:53,406 so he told the director 568 00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:56,409 that day 569 00:33:58,411 --> 00:34:00,539 I beat up my friend 570 00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:03,583 I drank a lot 571 00:34:05,669 --> 00:34:07,170 until finally 572 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:08,755 I was sprawled on the floor 573 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,091 grabbing people's legs and crying 574 00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:15,929 why'd you beat him? 575 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:19,307 You're the one who killed her 576 00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:23,103 you're despicable 577 00:34:23,937 --> 00:34:25,438 after that day 578 00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:29,776 every time I drink, I remember her 579 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:34,990 later, I just quit drinking 580 00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:40,036 but you had to make me drink 581 00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:42,122 and spill my rotten guts 582 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:45,417 we even? 583 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:48,670 Now you know what I'm made of 584 00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:09,274 You can go now 585 00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:13,945 leave! 586 00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:41,473 So, if we get married 587 00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:44,517 I have to go live with your family? 588 00:35:45,602 --> 00:35:47,520 Can I refuse? 589 00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,818 There's something you need to know 590 00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:55,487 what? 591 00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:57,656 My aunt has a bad memory 592 00:35:57,781 --> 00:35:58,948 how bad? 593 00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:00,700 She can remember today's events 594 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:02,786 by tomorrow, it's all gone 595 00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:11,044 Is your home far? 596 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:13,587 How do I get there? 597 00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:15,799 First you fly to kunming 598 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:18,301 then a day's bus ride to mengzi 599 00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:20,553 then another bus to pingbian 600 00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:22,222 then a day by tractor 601 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:23,223 another day by ox cart 602 00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:25,058 and you're home 603 00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:29,896 she can't remember things 604 00:36:30,063 --> 00:36:31,147 and people? 605 00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:33,108 Nope 606 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:35,568 not even people? 607 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:36,796 But she writes all important events 608 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:39,572 and people in her notebook 609 00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,074 if you two marry 610 00:36:41,241 --> 00:36:43,159 she'll read it every morning 611 00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:45,078 and recall who you are 612 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,454 qin fen! 613 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:48,164 You're tired already? 614 00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:49,289 Keep playing 615 00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:55,588 if it doesn't work out 616 00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:57,298 can we divorce? 617 00:36:58,091 --> 00:37:00,760 My big brother will break your legs 618 00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:05,807 sister! 619 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:07,225 Don't record that! 620 00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:09,644 Best to forget what happened today 621 00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:12,313 what we're we talking about? 622 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,545 You like it here in haikou? 623 00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:37,130 It's great 624 00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:40,341 sunny, no pollution, tropical 625 00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:42,802 I've been here two years 626 00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:46,055 I play golf... swim... dive... 627 00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:47,307 Never felt healthier 628 00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:48,975 gotta take care of yourself! 629 00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:49,726 Uh 630 00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:52,145 How are the blind dates? 631 00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:53,897 Still blind 632 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:55,648 let me fix you up 633 00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:56,815 sure 634 00:37:57,025 --> 00:37:58,151 a really good person 635 00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:00,403 if I weren't married 636 00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,822 I'd marry her myself 637 00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:04,783 I used to be married 638 00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:06,493 my husband passed away 639 00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:09,496 when? 640 00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:11,164 Just recently 641 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:16,711 how long were you together? 642 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:19,589 Is this 643 00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:22,383 very important to you? 644 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:24,677 Of course 645 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:27,806 if you were deeply in love 646 00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:30,558 after all, his bones are barely cold yet 647 00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:33,019 seven or eight years 648 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:36,981 you must be hurting 649 00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:39,192 compared to before 650 00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:41,277 I feel much better now 651 00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:43,071 these past five years 652 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:46,491 didn't even know where he slept at night 653 00:38:46,908 --> 00:38:49,702 I finally know where he is 654 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,000 you found him a spot 655 00:38:56,251 --> 00:38:57,710 yanchun Ridge cemetery 656 00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:00,129 wheneverl need him, he's there 657 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:01,256 if he runs away now 658 00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:03,174 you should get your money back 659 00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:10,265 How old are you? 660 00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:11,599 Fifty? 661 00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:12,766 No 662 00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:14,185 Forty—something 663 00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:16,646 I look older, don't I? 664 00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:17,730 That's okay 665 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,732 I like older men 666 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,693 how's your health? 667 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:27,240 On the weak side 668 00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:29,868 that's great 669 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,369 don't bother exercising 670 00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:33,496 if you get sick, I'll nurse you! 671 00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:35,248 You don't want a strong 672 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:36,666 healthy body? 673 00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,127 You prefer a soft marshmallow? 674 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:42,171 Soft marshmallows taste better! 675 00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:45,174 An old, sickly guy... 676 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,760 You're not worried about marriage quality? 677 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,472 At your age... 678 00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:53,474 Let me be frank: 679 00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:57,353 You're at your sexual peak 680 00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:03,443 you believe the foundation for love is sex 681 00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:05,361 not entirely 682 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:06,738 but love without sex 683 00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:08,114 is not love 684 00:40:08,281 --> 00:40:09,699 that would be friendship 685 00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:11,367 I don't agree 686 00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:13,036 what's wrong with no sex? 687 00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:15,330 Many people grow old together without it 688 00:40:18,124 --> 00:40:20,084 I don't mean to imply 689 00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:22,086 no sex at all 690 00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:23,796 just 691 00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:26,341 not too frequently 692 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,719 tell me: 693 00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:31,638 What's your idea of 694 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:33,431 'not too frequently' 695 00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:38,478 ideally speaking... 696 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,730 Yes? 697 00:40:47,654 --> 00:40:49,489 Once a month? 698 00:40:50,657 --> 00:40:52,075 Once a year 699 00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:01,834 I you agree 700 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:03,836 we can meet again 701 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,463 I don't agree 702 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:10,385 I know why your husband never came home 703 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:14,472 if we got married 704 00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:16,391 I'd be hard to find too 705 00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:20,687 a real pity 706 00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:33,783 Is sex really all that interesting? 707 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:36,661 Oh, yeah 708 00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:58,975 Sorry, I couldn't answerjust now 709 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:00,518 smiley 710 00:42:00,810 --> 00:42:03,896 please don't get angry, but... 711 00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,150 My wife and I 712 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:09,027 will be on the same flight as you 713 00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:10,778 can't you change your ticket? 714 00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:13,740 I just found out 715 00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:18,870 she booked it ages ago 716 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:21,873 I never expected it would be your flight 717 00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:24,333 you know I care about you 718 00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:27,045 I have to attend my brother's wedding 719 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:29,422 I just hope you can 720 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:31,299 make sure she doesn't see you 721 00:42:31,591 --> 00:42:33,176 it would be better 722 00:42:33,426 --> 00:42:35,053 how should I do that? 723 00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:36,804 It's an airplane cabin 724 00:42:36,929 --> 00:42:38,765 and you're seated in first class 725 00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:42,477 where should I hide myself? 726 00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:44,937 You can't treat me like this 727 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:06,793 Welcome to grand China air 728 00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:08,586 welcome to grand China air 729 00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:10,797 boarding pass, please 730 00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:15,885 smiley liang 731 00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:18,137 it really is you! 732 00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:20,973 Old foes meet again 733 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:22,683 please take your seat 734 00:43:22,809 --> 00:43:24,602 and don't block the aisle 735 00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:30,021 welcome to grand China air 736 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:32,318 hello. This way, please 737 00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:35,113 welcome to grand China air. 738 00:43:35,238 --> 00:43:37,198 Boarding pass, please 739 00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:37,990 this way on the left 740 00:43:38,157 --> 00:43:39,157 thank you 741 00:43:39,909 --> 00:43:40,785 welcome to grand China air 742 00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:42,995 boarding pass, please 743 00:43:43,162 --> 00:43:45,039 this way, sir 744 00:43:45,581 --> 00:43:47,750 please hurry and take your seat 745 00:43:50,086 --> 00:43:51,337 sir, as soon as possible 746 00:43:51,504 --> 00:43:53,256 we're about to close the door 747 00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:53,965 please sign this 748 00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:56,175 here 749 00:43:56,509 --> 00:43:57,760 I'll sign it 750 00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:06,435 Thank you 751 00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:08,563 hi, I'll get that for you 752 00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:11,858 please take your seat 753 00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:26,873 Hot towel? 754 00:44:27,415 --> 00:44:28,541 Something to drink? 755 00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:31,210 Miss? 756 00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:32,879 If there is an empty seat 757 00:44:33,045 --> 00:44:37,300 I'd like to sit with my husband 758 00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:39,719 sorry 759 00:44:39,886 --> 00:44:41,429 first class is full today 760 00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:46,058 but I'd be happy to look in economy 761 00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:50,188 my husband and I booked this flight 762 00:44:50,313 --> 00:44:53,232 why aren't we seated together? 763 00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:55,638 Next time you can arrive earlier 764 00:44:55,735 --> 00:44:57,175 to have your boarding passes changed 765 00:44:57,236 --> 00:44:58,821 the computer doesn't know 766 00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:00,573 you're husband and wife 767 00:45:00,865 --> 00:45:02,366 I'll switch with you 768 00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:05,912 no one should split up a married couple 769 00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:08,080 young comrade 770 00:45:08,581 --> 00:45:11,792 I know you're not responsible for ticketing 771 00:45:12,293 --> 00:45:15,755 but you should listen to customer feedback 772 00:45:15,922 --> 00:45:18,216 and submit our suggestions to your superiors 773 00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:22,178 the key to improving customer service 774 00:45:22,303 --> 00:45:23,804 is paying attention to details 775 00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:25,681 please, sir. C'mon 776 00:45:29,435 --> 00:45:30,478 no point in troubling you 777 00:45:30,603 --> 00:45:32,104 it's a short flight 778 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:34,565 we're about to take off 779 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:36,460 if you're going to switch seats 780 00:45:36,484 --> 00:45:38,110 please do it soon 781 00:45:39,028 --> 00:45:40,279 it's no trouble! 782 00:45:40,404 --> 00:45:42,907 I'm already up. Go ahead 783 00:45:43,032 --> 00:45:43,491 please 784 00:45:43,616 --> 00:45:44,825 thank you 785 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:53,125 Please fasten your seat belts. Thank you! 786 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:54,961 Ladies and gentlemen 787 00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:57,296 we'll be taking off shortly 788 00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:58,881 to ensure your safety, please check 789 00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:02,551 that your seat belts are fastened 790 00:46:02,677 --> 00:46:05,012 and that all cell phones are turned off 791 00:46:05,137 --> 00:46:06,138 thank you 792 00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:27,285 We're already taxiing 793 00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:29,120 whatever it is, can wait 794 00:46:29,412 --> 00:46:31,122 just wanted to remind you 795 00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:32,540 for your own safety 796 00:46:32,665 --> 00:46:35,001 to fasten your seat belt 797 00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:08,885 So, that gentleman is the little runt 798 00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:11,287 you can't live without? 799 00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:21,088 Please don't interrupt my work 800 00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:32,350 Some things just aren't meant to be 801 00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:34,977 I'll be in hangzhou for a few days 802 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:37,063 if you're flying to Beijing 803 00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:39,565 call me if you feel like a drink 804 00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:43,402 I can be your non-fatal drinking buddy 805 00:48:02,421 --> 00:48:04,382 When outsiders imagine hangzhou 806 00:48:04,507 --> 00:48:06,550 they often think of west lake 807 00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:07,593 what they don't know is that 808 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:11,889 a mere 5 kilometers away 809 00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:15,393 is a rare environmental treasure 810 00:48:15,518 --> 00:48:18,104 here is China's first wetlands national park: 811 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:19,855 West brook wetlands 812 00:48:20,106 --> 00:48:21,399 an exiled song dynasty emperor 813 00:48:21,524 --> 00:48:22,942 happened upon these wetlands 814 00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:25,486 like me, he was enchanted 815 00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:27,613 he wanted to build his temporary palace here 816 00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:29,490 but due to lack of funds 817 00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:31,784 the project was abandoned 818 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:34,120 the night before he had to leave 819 00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:35,245 the emperor said: 820 00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:36,789 West brook, may you remain here 821 00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:39,792 and thus it earned its eternal name 822 00:48:39,959 --> 00:48:41,794 the home we're seeing today 823 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:43,295 is in remain here town 824 00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:46,340 I trust you'll want to stay too 825 00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:49,218 the emperor would have stayed 826 00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:50,803 but he was broke 827 00:48:50,970 --> 00:48:52,805 all that remained were his words 828 00:48:53,013 --> 00:48:54,807 but I've brought cash 829 00:48:55,099 --> 00:48:56,809 if I like the place 830 00:48:56,976 --> 00:48:59,520 my whole life will remain here 831 00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:02,982 this is your foyer 832 00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:04,817 your living room 833 00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,193 your master bedroom 834 00:49:06,318 --> 00:49:08,612 and this is your private pond 835 00:49:08,737 --> 00:49:09,530 hey, take it easy 836 00:49:09,738 --> 00:49:12,491 stop saying 'your' living room, 'your' bedroom 837 00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:14,034 'your' private pond 838 00:49:14,326 --> 00:49:16,495 I don't know if I'm buying yet 839 00:49:17,163 --> 00:49:19,790 I'm sure you've seen better homes 840 00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:21,250 but no amount of money could 841 00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:24,128 buy an environment like this 842 00:49:24,253 --> 00:49:25,253 hello? 843 00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:28,924 I was in a lousy mood yesterday 844 00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:31,343 so I took a day off and stayed in hangzhou 845 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:36,182 drank half a bottle of wine to get to sleep 846 00:49:36,682 --> 00:49:38,809 slept in the whole morning 847 00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:41,437 woke up not knowing what to do 848 00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:43,355 if you're not busy 849 00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:45,316 care to join me for a chat? 850 00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:47,526 That's fine, but 851 00:49:47,776 --> 00:49:51,197 I've got another blind date 852 00:49:51,363 --> 00:49:53,157 you came all the way to hangzhou? 853 00:49:53,282 --> 00:49:54,950 Really casting a wide net! 854 00:49:55,075 --> 00:49:57,745 Can't leave any stone unturned 855 00:49:57,870 --> 00:49:59,270 better to kill a thousand innocents 856 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,207 than set one guilty person free 857 00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:02,833 well, I'm not busy 858 00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:05,544 take me along. I'll consult for you 859 00:50:05,961 --> 00:50:07,922 how should I introduce you? 860 00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:10,216 Say we already dated 861 00:50:10,382 --> 00:50:11,759 but you rejected me? 862 00:50:12,218 --> 00:50:14,094 Say we're drinking buddies 863 00:50:15,221 --> 00:50:17,431 or, don't introduce me at all 864 00:50:17,806 --> 00:50:19,159 I'll just sit nearby and drink tea 865 00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:21,602 I'll advise you aftennards 866 00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:23,646 I won't get in your way 867 00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:27,775 sounds good 868 00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:30,528 but I'm warning you: 869 00:50:30,736 --> 00:50:32,821 If I find a suitable match 870 00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:35,115 if we dig each other's smell 871 00:50:35,241 --> 00:50:36,784 you're not my responsibility 872 00:50:37,076 --> 00:50:39,578 don't call me a fair—weather friend 873 00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:41,205 relax 874 00:50:41,372 --> 00:50:42,957 if that happens 875 00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:45,417 I'll be overjoyed for you 876 00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:48,587 see you 877 00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:56,428 Hey, miss 878 00:50:56,595 --> 00:50:58,055 how much does this place cost? 879 00:51:30,045 --> 00:51:32,131 Don't mind me 880 00:51:33,132 --> 00:51:35,342 you are not from here 881 00:51:36,135 --> 00:51:37,428 I'm Taiwanese 882 00:51:37,553 --> 00:51:39,054 my father owns a factory in hangzhou 883 00:51:39,179 --> 00:51:40,889 we're here for the time being 884 00:51:41,056 --> 00:51:42,266 ever been to Beijing? 885 00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:43,726 Of course 886 00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:47,021 which do you prefer? 887 00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:51,150 That's a difficult question 888 00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:54,737 for weather and living environment 889 00:51:54,862 --> 00:51:58,032 hangzhou, of course 890 00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:00,659 but I quite like beijingers 891 00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:02,119 my grandfather is from Beijing 892 00:52:02,244 --> 00:52:03,954 I love hearing his accent 893 00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:05,748 what is go-ing on'? 894 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,044 The accent is the last word 895 00:52:10,336 --> 00:52:12,004 not the first word 896 00:52:12,254 --> 00:52:13,922 what is going on' 897 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:15,841 what is going on' 898 00:52:16,508 --> 00:52:17,843 what is going on' 899 00:52:18,177 --> 00:52:20,929 later on 900 00:52:21,055 --> 00:52:23,390 my grandfather went to Taiwan with the nationalists 901 00:52:23,515 --> 00:52:25,184 after the mainland had fallen 902 00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:26,143 hold on there 903 00:52:26,268 --> 00:52:28,062 we call it 'liberated' 904 00:52:28,187 --> 00:52:29,938 you say 'fallen' 905 00:52:30,189 --> 00:52:31,857 we say 'liberated' 906 00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:33,776 liberated? 907 00:52:33,901 --> 00:52:35,486 What does 'liberated' mean? 908 00:52:35,736 --> 00:52:37,029 Liberated 909 00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:41,033 I get it 910 00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:42,844 the difference between liberated and fallen 911 00:52:42,868 --> 00:52:45,037 is just one's point—of—view 912 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:46,538 right, that's it 913 00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:48,207 we can agree to disagree 914 00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:49,416 exactly 915 00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:52,461 there are some universal values 916 00:52:52,586 --> 00:52:53,420 for instance 917 00:52:53,545 --> 00:52:56,256 compassion is to love all beings 918 00:52:56,465 --> 00:52:57,549 after the recent earthquake 919 00:52:57,675 --> 00:53:00,010 Taiwanese all rushed to provide relief 920 00:53:00,219 --> 00:53:02,763 mainland Chinese were very moved 921 00:53:02,888 --> 00:53:04,640 my father's company donated too 922 00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:08,686 it pained us to see fellow Chinese suffering 923 00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:11,188 especially children who lost their parents 924 00:53:11,313 --> 00:53:12,856 poor things 925 00:53:13,065 --> 00:53:15,192 there was a dying mother on the news 926 00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:17,736 to her last breath, she breast—fed her child 927 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:20,197 even after dying, she was still nursing 928 00:53:20,406 --> 00:53:22,574 maternal love knows no bounds 929 00:53:23,826 --> 00:53:26,870 a mother can sacrifice anything for her child 930 00:53:27,162 --> 00:53:28,622 dads too 931 00:53:29,123 --> 00:53:31,083 even if it wasn't my child 932 00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:33,085 I could adopt one of those orphans 933 00:53:38,132 --> 00:53:40,926 You have such deep love for children? 934 00:53:42,219 --> 00:53:43,554 Yes 935 00:53:44,096 --> 00:53:45,347 if you were an orphan 936 00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:47,224 I'd adopt you too 937 00:53:50,936 --> 00:53:52,896 idealists really do have bad memories: 938 00:53:53,105 --> 00:53:54,189 I told you 939 00:53:54,314 --> 00:53:56,734 my father has a factory here 940 00:53:59,194 --> 00:54:00,821 but don't despair 941 00:54:01,029 --> 00:54:03,282 I have one in my belly 942 00:54:03,782 --> 00:54:05,868 you can be his father 943 00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:08,787 thought you weren't married? 944 00:54:08,954 --> 00:54:09,954 I'm not 945 00:54:10,122 --> 00:54:11,165 but 946 00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:12,750 I'm pregnant 947 00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:14,752 whose is it? 948 00:54:17,629 --> 00:54:19,840 Not worth mentioning 949 00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:22,634 he abandoned the darling in my belly 950 00:54:22,968 --> 00:54:25,929 I don't want the child to be fatherless 951 00:54:26,472 --> 00:54:27,097 so 952 00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:29,808 I'm seeking a loving father for him 953 00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:34,480 you're a good candidate 954 00:54:38,609 --> 00:54:41,069 uh, well 955 00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:45,991 do you like me? 956 00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:51,163 I like you a lot 957 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:52,122 but 958 00:54:52,247 --> 00:54:55,167 you said you didn't care if it was your own 959 00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:56,710 if we don't tell him 960 00:54:56,835 --> 00:54:58,962 and the child only knows you 961 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:02,007 he would be just like your own 962 00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:05,427 an orphan, I can accept 963 00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:07,638 but with a full set of parents? 964 00:55:07,763 --> 00:55:09,807 You can't just put a Mercedes ornament 965 00:55:09,932 --> 00:55:12,100 on the hood of a BMW 966 00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:15,979 it will still be a good car 967 00:55:16,188 --> 00:55:17,606 but if it breaks down 968 00:55:17,856 --> 00:55:19,525 Mercedes parts won't fit 969 00:55:19,691 --> 00:55:21,819 and BMW won't repair it 970 00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:30,619 We should forget it 971 00:55:36,875 --> 00:55:39,586 I'm flattered you like me 972 00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:41,797 but I'm not the right man 973 00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:44,049 I'll have to bite the bullet 974 00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:10,576 What a perfect opportunity 975 00:56:10,742 --> 00:56:12,536 how could you be so heartless? 976 00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:14,204 Seemed like a great fit 977 00:56:14,329 --> 00:56:15,205 look 978 00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:16,623 she's beautiful 979 00:56:16,748 --> 00:56:17,791 wealthy 980 00:56:17,916 --> 00:56:19,835 and you get a son for free 981 00:56:20,586 --> 00:56:22,588 for a guy like you 982 00:56:22,754 --> 00:56:25,048 it's like winning the lottery! 983 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:27,426 Normally, I don't mind free lunches 984 00:56:28,427 --> 00:56:30,095 but starting a family 985 00:56:30,262 --> 00:56:31,471 requires self—reliance 986 00:56:31,597 --> 00:56:33,140 no foreign aid accepted 987 00:56:35,475 --> 00:56:36,935 I think 988 00:56:37,102 --> 00:56:38,437 this blind date thing 989 00:56:38,604 --> 00:56:40,898 isn't too kosher for me 990 00:56:42,608 --> 00:56:44,526 I have no appetite for ugly ducklings 991 00:56:45,277 --> 00:56:47,988 but the good-looking ones are 992 00:56:48,113 --> 00:56:50,449 either hiding something or hate sex 993 00:56:51,283 --> 00:56:54,286 where'd the simple, sane women all go? 994 00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:56,038 Why can't I meet even one? 995 00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:57,956 What are you saying about me? 996 00:56:58,123 --> 00:57:00,626 Think your sane and uncomplicated? 997 00:57:00,792 --> 00:57:03,170 Oh, not you. You're not good-looking 998 00:57:08,967 --> 00:57:11,678 Calling you “good—looking” would be an insult 999 00:57:12,596 --> 00:57:14,306 you're ravishingly beautiful 1000 00:57:14,473 --> 00:57:16,183 a rare, precious beauty 1001 00:57:16,308 --> 00:57:19,227 if you were royalty you'd be up there with Diana 1002 00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:24,942 beauty is in the eyes of the beholder 1003 00:57:25,317 --> 00:57:26,318 but, no exaggeration 1004 00:57:26,485 --> 00:57:29,154 even to a foe, you'd be beautiful 1005 00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:34,076 don't hold it in. Laugh 1006 00:57:38,997 --> 00:57:41,083 I need to ask you something 1007 00:57:42,209 --> 00:57:43,835 I sat with you through your date 1008 00:57:44,169 --> 00:57:45,837 accompany me to meet someone? 1009 00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:47,172 I didn't ask you to come 1010 00:57:47,297 --> 00:57:49,341 you invited yourself 1011 00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:52,301 will you or won't you? 1012 00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:53,345 No 1013 00:57:53,512 --> 00:57:55,889 I'm asking you one more time 1014 00:57:56,014 --> 00:57:57,140 no! 1015 00:57:59,226 --> 00:57:59,935 Fine 1016 00:58:00,185 --> 00:58:01,185 good-bye 1017 00:58:39,433 --> 00:58:41,226 This is Mr. Qin 1018 00:58:41,393 --> 00:58:43,437 you met on the flight 1019 00:58:44,396 --> 00:58:45,522 nice to meet you 1020 00:58:47,065 --> 00:58:48,108 have a seat 1021 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:51,737 sit here 1022 00:58:59,327 --> 00:59:00,370 Excuse us 1023 00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:01,913 we'll need some privacy 1024 00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:03,122 okay 1025 00:59:03,749 --> 00:59:05,167 thanks 1026 00:59:12,507 --> 00:59:14,843 Mr. Qin and I knew each other before 1027 00:59:15,093 --> 00:59:17,471 just acquaintances 1028 00:59:18,096 --> 00:59:20,265 but meeting again on the flight 1029 00:59:20,432 --> 00:59:23,393 something sparked between us 1030 00:59:24,269 --> 00:59:26,855 perhaps it was 'love at second sight' 1031 00:59:28,106 --> 00:59:31,151 after we landed, Mr. Qin called me 1032 00:59:31,359 --> 00:59:33,904 he asked me to stay a few more days 1033 00:59:34,112 --> 00:59:36,281 to become better acquainted 1034 00:59:38,033 --> 00:59:41,453 we've been together the past two days 1035 00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:47,918 we feel fortunate to have met again 1036 00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:51,755 you're the person closest to me 1037 00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:53,590 so I brought him here 1038 00:59:53,799 --> 00:59:56,426 to introduce you formally 1039 00:59:57,135 --> 00:59:59,846 it's right that you should know 1040 01:00:06,353 --> 01:00:08,772 Not going to wish us well? 1041 01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:13,193 You always wanted me to have a home 1042 01:00:16,822 --> 01:00:19,032 smiley told me a lot about you 1043 01:00:19,282 --> 01:00:21,326 said you treat her very well 1044 01:00:21,827 --> 01:00:26,498 meeting you on the airplane seemed like fate 1045 01:00:33,421 --> 01:00:35,298 You've made your decision? 1046 01:00:46,017 --> 01:00:47,269 Mr. Qin 1047 01:00:51,439 --> 01:00:53,108 perhaps you know about 1048 01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:55,610 smiley and me 1049 01:00:57,696 --> 01:00:59,781 I'm not as lucky as you 1050 01:01:00,282 --> 01:01:02,909 I entrust her to you, good brother 1051 01:01:03,201 --> 01:01:05,036 be good to her 1052 01:01:07,372 --> 01:01:10,500 she's stubborn. I spoiled her 1053 01:01:12,294 --> 01:01:14,379 be patient with her 1054 01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:18,967 if she's unhappy 1055 01:01:20,969 --> 01:01:23,221 I'll be unhappy too 1056 01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:33,190 Alright, this scene is over. I can't take it 1057 01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:36,526 I'll be leaving now 1058 01:01:36,651 --> 01:01:38,653 I know it's difficult for you to meet 1059 01:01:39,863 --> 01:01:42,657 smiley and I are just ordinary friends 1060 01:01:42,824 --> 01:01:46,161 you're the only one she cares about 1061 01:01:49,456 --> 01:01:51,833 you're the lucky one 1062 01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:54,419 she drinks everyday because of you 1063 01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:57,339 it could kill her if she keeps it up 1064 01:02:19,194 --> 01:02:21,947 I can't go on like this 1065 01:02:25,909 --> 01:02:29,829 I'm weak and ashamed 1066 01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:35,210 I will use my mind and body 1067 01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:36,962 all of me 1068 01:02:37,629 --> 01:02:40,257 to do something to make you regret 1069 01:02:47,430 --> 01:02:48,640 Stop drinking! 1070 01:02:59,693 --> 01:03:00,944 Smiley... 1071 01:03:36,396 --> 01:03:38,523 I have not betrayed you 1072 01:03:39,691 --> 01:03:42,485 how could I ever punish you? 1073 01:03:44,946 --> 01:03:47,532 You asked me to wait three years 1074 01:03:49,326 --> 01:03:50,910 I waited 1075 01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,542 you won't want me 1076 01:04:00,587 --> 01:04:02,797 but I will care about you 1077 01:04:04,007 --> 01:04:06,760 until that day we agreed upon 1078 01:04:10,513 --> 01:04:13,350 I thought I could love you my whole life 1079 01:04:14,559 --> 01:04:16,978 I never thought our time together 1080 01:04:17,896 --> 01:04:20,148 could one day end 1081 01:04:31,076 --> 01:04:32,911 One, two, three... 1082 01:04:33,078 --> 01:04:35,288 One two, three... 1083 01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:38,124 One, two, three... 1084 01:04:38,249 --> 01:04:40,001 One, two, three... 1085 01:04:58,019 --> 01:04:59,979 I stopped drinking 1086 01:05:00,105 --> 01:05:01,648 don't worry. Smiley 1087 01:05:05,777 --> 01:05:07,237 surname qin 1088 01:05:07,946 --> 01:05:09,697 “qin” as in emperor qin 1089 01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:11,616 fen as in “to struggle” 1090 01:05:14,869 --> 01:05:16,162 smiley 1091 01:05:16,454 --> 01:05:18,498 I got your text message 1092 01:05:19,958 --> 01:05:21,626 “smiley” as in “smiles hiding knives” 1093 01:05:22,127 --> 01:05:24,212 correct 1094 01:05:25,672 --> 01:05:28,216 I called twice 1095 01:05:28,341 --> 01:05:29,634 but you didn't answer 1096 01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:32,387 call me 1097 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,060 Yeah 1098 01:05:39,310 --> 01:05:42,147 at the place we met the first time 1099 01:05:42,981 --> 01:05:46,151 I already said it eight times: Five o'clock 1100 01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:47,819 yeah, that's right 1101 01:05:47,986 --> 01:05:50,530 be there or be square 1102 01:05:51,990 --> 01:05:53,032 pardon me 1103 01:05:53,241 --> 01:05:55,243 I've got two dates 1104 01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:57,996 please don't mind my efficiency 1105 01:05:58,663 --> 01:05:59,789 no problem 1106 01:05:59,998 --> 01:06:02,000 I'm a stock trader 1107 01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:03,543 a real bear market lately 1108 01:06:03,710 --> 01:06:04,919 using my spare time 1109 01:06:05,044 --> 01:06:07,213 to find a husband 1110 01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:08,673 once the market turns around 1111 01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:10,467 I won't have time 1112 01:06:11,342 --> 01:06:12,552 do you play the stock market? 1113 01:06:12,677 --> 01:06:13,677 No 1114 01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:14,720 Don't understand it 1115 01:06:15,013 --> 01:06:19,601 seeking a marriage partner is like trading stocks 1116 01:06:19,893 --> 01:06:22,187 you have to make your decisions based on 1117 01:06:22,353 --> 01:06:27,275 a rational analysis of performance 1118 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,570 for instance, the candidate's looks or body figure 1119 01:06:30,695 --> 01:06:34,073 or, his personality and education 1120 01:06:34,199 --> 01:06:37,535 or, his finances and family background 1121 01:06:37,744 --> 01:06:38,369 or 1122 01:06:38,495 --> 01:06:39,871 So 1123 01:06:40,413 --> 01:06:41,414 If I were a stock 1124 01:06:41,539 --> 01:06:43,208 how would I rate? 1125 01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:45,460 Judging from age and looks 1126 01:06:45,585 --> 01:06:47,712 you've sunk below your offer price 1127 01:06:47,837 --> 01:06:51,049 so, I'm in danger of being delisted? 1128 01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:53,092 Not necessarily 1129 01:06:53,343 --> 01:06:55,637 inexperienced traders often buy high 1130 01:06:55,803 --> 01:06:57,555 but that's very risky 1131 01:06:57,847 --> 01:07:00,099 it's very easy to get trapped 1132 01:07:00,225 --> 01:07:03,061 more experienced traders buy low 1133 01:07:03,228 --> 01:07:05,605 a stock like you with bad performance 1134 01:07:05,730 --> 01:07:07,106 most won't touch you 1135 01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:08,566 few would show interest 1136 01:07:08,733 --> 01:07:10,985 thus you're a low risk 1137 01:07:11,152 --> 01:07:12,862 you're already at the bottom 1138 01:07:12,987 --> 01:07:15,031 can't go any lower 1139 01:07:16,741 --> 01:07:18,785 so, for a stock like me bought low 1140 01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:20,912 would you invest long-term 1141 01:07:21,246 --> 01:07:22,914 or just 'pump and dump' 1142 01:07:24,874 --> 01:07:26,459 pump and dump? 1143 01:07:26,668 --> 01:07:28,211 Do you have explosive potential? 1144 01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:31,214 I'd buy long—term and hold it 1145 01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:34,050 what if you held it for a while 1146 01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:36,427 but found its performance lacking? 1147 01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:37,762 Don't worry 1148 01:07:38,012 --> 01:07:40,515 I'm not stupid. I'd diversify 1149 01:07:40,932 --> 01:07:42,809 they can't all underperform, right? 1150 01:07:42,934 --> 01:07:44,644 No one's that unlucky 1151 01:07:44,936 --> 01:07:45,936 hello? 1152 01:07:46,104 --> 01:07:47,480 You're here? 1153 01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:50,942 I'm here 1154 01:07:51,109 --> 01:07:52,652 I see you 1155 01:07:53,111 --> 01:07:54,112 wait for me 1156 01:07:54,279 --> 01:07:55,989 order whatever you like. It's on me 1157 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:03,496 I feel obligated to warn you: 1158 01:08:03,621 --> 01:08:04,914 I'm very risky 1159 01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:06,791 best to keep your distance 1160 01:08:07,292 --> 01:08:08,585 if you got stuck with me 1161 01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:10,211 I'd be useless and unsightly 1162 01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:13,464 might never be able to get rid of me 1163 01:08:15,216 --> 01:08:16,759 as an investment 1164 01:08:16,884 --> 01:08:19,220 I'd be subprime 1165 01:08:19,679 --> 01:08:23,516 only a criminal would sell me to you 1166 01:08:24,559 --> 01:08:27,145 let's stop trading for today 1167 01:08:28,021 --> 01:08:30,148 I also have another stock to see 1168 01:08:30,315 --> 01:08:31,316 at six o'clock 1169 01:08:31,441 --> 01:08:33,192 go ahead and chat with her 1170 01:08:36,988 --> 01:08:38,340 the whole market is down right now 1171 01:08:38,364 --> 01:08:40,617 but don'tjump in blindly 1172 01:08:40,742 --> 01:08:41,909 don't rush it 1173 01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:43,035 wait and see 1174 01:08:57,342 --> 01:08:59,302 Did I interrupt anything? 1175 01:09:00,094 --> 01:09:02,263 She wasn't interested 1176 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:05,308 said I'd dropped below my offer price 1177 01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:07,392 poor thing 1178 01:09:07,435 --> 01:09:09,103 old guy on the dating scene 1179 01:09:09,228 --> 01:09:11,189 getting his pride injured 1180 01:09:11,356 --> 01:09:12,649 spare me the alligator tears 1181 01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:13,608 so 1182 01:09:13,733 --> 01:09:15,735 What's up? 1183 01:09:18,237 --> 01:09:20,740 I want to become your girlfriend 1184 01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:24,035 which type of girlfriend? 1185 01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:27,372 The kind you marry 1186 01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:43,179 Why? 1187 01:09:44,389 --> 01:09:45,515 You knocked up, too? 1188 01:09:45,890 --> 01:09:48,559 I'm not in a mood forjoking 1189 01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:51,729 I have just one condition 1190 01:09:52,230 --> 01:09:53,731 what? 1191 01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:58,778 While we're dating or even married 1192 01:09:58,986 --> 01:10:02,740 I'll fulfill all the duties of a wife 1193 01:10:04,158 --> 01:10:07,203 but you'll allow me to have someone else in my heart 1194 01:10:09,288 --> 01:10:11,749 I won't do anything 1195 01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:15,878 I'll just keep a space for him in my heart 1196 01:10:16,504 --> 01:10:19,257 I might miss him from time to time 1197 01:10:19,590 --> 01:10:22,051 but it won't be anything more than that 1198 01:10:22,927 --> 01:10:25,221 I'll never contact him 1199 01:10:25,722 --> 01:10:27,473 can you accept this? 1200 01:10:30,017 --> 01:10:31,728 Her body is here 1201 01:10:31,853 --> 01:10:33,730 but her heart is elsewhere 1202 01:10:34,605 --> 01:10:36,149 you can refuse 1203 01:10:36,274 --> 01:10:38,401 I know it's unfair 1204 01:10:38,776 --> 01:10:40,945 then, is it okay with you 1205 01:10:41,404 --> 01:10:43,072 if my heart is here 1206 01:10:43,531 --> 01:10:46,200 but my body occasionally has a fling? 1207 01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:47,952 No 1208 01:10:50,621 --> 01:10:52,957 Well, what if when your heart drifts away 1209 01:10:53,124 --> 01:10:56,878 my heart drifts away too? 1210 01:10:57,628 --> 01:10:58,963 Fine 1211 01:10:59,130 --> 01:11:02,008 but our bodies are faithful to each other 1212 01:11:04,719 --> 01:11:06,179 come here 1213 01:11:08,806 --> 01:11:12,310 then, I'll need to find someone else too 1214 01:11:12,727 --> 01:11:15,438 othennise, you'll have one and I won't 1215 01:11:15,646 --> 01:11:17,732 I'd be at a huge disadvantage 1216 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,985 then, you agree? 1217 01:11:25,323 --> 01:11:26,824 Yes 1218 01:11:29,327 --> 01:11:32,038 will you go with me to hokkaido? 1219 01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:33,539 He and I started there 1220 01:11:33,664 --> 01:11:35,792 I'd like to end it there too 1221 01:11:38,252 --> 01:11:40,296 are you bubbling with joy? 1222 01:12:10,910 --> 01:12:11,953 Wu sang! 1223 01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:18,668 Haven't changed in ten years 1224 01:12:20,419 --> 01:12:23,047 look just like a hokkaido peasant 1225 01:12:23,714 --> 01:12:26,050 except a bit more devious 1226 01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:29,387 this is smiley 1227 01:12:29,554 --> 01:12:31,305 this is the wu sang I told you about 1228 01:12:31,514 --> 01:12:33,641 married a hokkaido wife and never left 1229 01:12:33,891 --> 01:12:34,392 Ms. Liang 1230 01:12:34,517 --> 01:12:36,102 honored to be of service to you 1231 01:12:36,477 --> 01:12:37,478 thank you 1232 01:12:37,603 --> 01:12:39,105 I'll get that 1233 01:13:12,763 --> 01:13:13,598 Wu sang 1234 01:13:13,764 --> 01:13:15,516 what are those arrows for? 1235 01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:16,934 Ms liang 1236 01:13:17,101 --> 01:13:17,768 you've been here before 1237 01:13:17,935 --> 01:13:20,187 you must know why. Tell him 1238 01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:26,777 Hey 1239 01:13:27,570 --> 01:13:28,570 hey! 1240 01:13:29,614 --> 01:13:31,073 He asked you a question 1241 01:13:31,490 --> 01:13:32,575 what? 1242 01:13:33,451 --> 01:13:35,453 Those arrows pointing down 1243 01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:36,662 know what they mean? 1244 01:13:37,622 --> 01:13:39,457 Hokkaido gets heavy snow in winter 1245 01:13:39,582 --> 01:13:41,876 the arrows point to the road's edge 1246 01:13:42,001 --> 01:13:44,629 so drivers don't hit the curb 1247 01:13:48,090 --> 01:13:49,842 I see 1248 01:13:50,134 --> 01:13:51,302 did I say it right? 1249 01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:52,511 Yes 1250 01:13:53,721 --> 01:13:57,058 you learned that from him, right? 1251 01:14:00,102 --> 01:14:01,395 Let's have a good time here 1252 01:14:02,188 --> 01:14:03,981 you're my boyfriend now 1253 01:14:04,732 --> 01:14:05,942 let's not mention him 1254 01:14:06,067 --> 01:14:07,067 okay? 1255 01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:09,028 I'm not used to it yet 1256 01:14:09,654 --> 01:14:12,865 it's like my wallet is full of borrowed money 1257 01:14:13,032 --> 01:14:14,742 after I spend it, I'll be in debt 1258 01:14:15,534 --> 01:14:17,995 hey, wu sang, stop the car! 1259 01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:30,216 I need to go worship 1260 01:14:40,351 --> 01:14:42,269 Don't know what he's saying. 1261 01:14:55,950 --> 01:14:57,076 No chance today 1262 01:14:57,243 --> 01:14:58,369 why not? 1263 01:14:58,869 --> 01:15:00,538 The temple's closed to the public today 1264 01:15:00,705 --> 01:15:02,164 no worshipping for you 1265 01:15:02,581 --> 01:15:03,916 well, talk to him! 1266 01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:05,205 Tell him we came from China 1267 01:15:05,292 --> 01:15:06,585 just for today 1268 01:15:08,045 --> 01:15:09,880 have you done something wrong? 1269 01:15:10,131 --> 01:15:11,966 I thought you were atheist 1270 01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:13,968 why so suddenly pious? 1271 01:15:14,093 --> 01:15:16,053 I found religion 1272 01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:17,555 god sent me such a beautiful wife 1273 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,032 I'd be rude not to burn some incense 1274 01:15:19,056 --> 01:15:20,056 hey 1275 01:15:20,182 --> 01:15:22,351 I'm not your wife yet 1276 01:15:22,768 --> 01:15:25,312 besides, a Japanese Buddha can't help you 1277 01:15:25,563 --> 01:15:26,647 blasphemy! 1278 01:15:26,814 --> 01:15:28,232 Buddha has no nationality 1279 01:15:28,649 --> 01:15:30,067 hokkaido is my land of fortune 1280 01:15:30,234 --> 01:15:32,236 I'll pray to every Buddha I find here 1281 01:15:32,695 --> 01:15:33,863 go talk to him! 1282 01:15:33,988 --> 01:15:35,114 Okay, okay 1283 01:15:35,865 --> 01:15:37,992 in honor of your incredible luck with Ms. Liang 1284 01:15:38,117 --> 01:15:39,744 I'll talk to him for you 1285 01:16:11,275 --> 01:16:13,444 Why are we being frisked? 1286 01:16:13,736 --> 01:16:16,822 It's the funeral of an influential family 1287 01:16:20,117 --> 01:16:21,197 then, let's get out of here 1288 01:16:21,285 --> 01:16:22,453 you kidding? 1289 01:16:22,620 --> 01:16:23,996 We can't go now 1290 01:16:40,971 --> 01:16:42,181 Stop peeking! 1291 01:16:42,306 --> 01:16:43,641 Act mournful! 1292 01:16:59,824 --> 01:17:02,326 Did you really cry? 1293 01:17:07,206 --> 01:17:08,206 No laughing! 1294 01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:09,667 You didn't cry? 1295 01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:11,502 I saw you cry too 1296 01:17:13,212 --> 01:17:16,048 I tried to keep the tears in 1297 01:17:16,173 --> 01:17:18,926 just couldn't hold them any longer 1298 01:17:19,051 --> 01:17:20,362 these Japanese must think we Chinese 1299 01:17:20,386 --> 01:17:22,972 are really loyal friends 1300 01:17:23,472 --> 01:17:25,015 we're not even family, but 1301 01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:27,184 we came all this way to cry our eyes out 1302 01:17:27,518 --> 01:17:29,103 practically forced our way in 1303 01:17:29,395 --> 01:17:31,355 neither of you better piss me off 1304 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,566 I'm a mafia guy now 1305 01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:36,902 you knew this was a funeral! 1306 01:17:37,027 --> 01:17:38,404 What are you complaining about? 1307 01:17:38,946 --> 01:17:41,407 You just had to go in 1308 01:17:42,783 --> 01:17:44,994 you're truly adorable! 1309 01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:27,786 Excuse me 1310 01:18:27,953 --> 01:18:30,289 which way to hinanoza hotel? 1311 01:18:30,414 --> 01:18:31,790 Straight ahead... 1312 01:18:31,916 --> 01:18:33,918 Turn right and you'll see it 1313 01:18:34,043 --> 01:18:38,088 thank you 1314 01:18:39,340 --> 01:18:40,716 it's just up ahead 1315 01:18:42,676 --> 01:18:44,720 that says “four sisters — what?” 1316 01:18:45,596 --> 01:18:47,431 Four sisters dining bar 1317 01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:11,956 How are we going to sleep? 1318 01:19:12,456 --> 01:19:13,249 You two in one room? 1319 01:19:13,415 --> 01:19:14,250 You and I can share a room 1320 01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:15,918 catch up on old times 1321 01:19:16,085 --> 01:19:18,128 cut the pretense 1322 01:19:18,254 --> 01:19:21,006 a beauty like her and you want to be in my room? 1323 01:19:21,882 --> 01:19:22,967 It's not a pretense 1324 01:19:23,133 --> 01:19:24,468 we're not that close yet 1325 01:19:24,635 --> 01:19:26,303 I'm not the one she loves 1326 01:19:47,950 --> 01:19:51,036 Wishing you a pleasant rest 1327 01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:53,247 thank you 1328 01:20:27,031 --> 01:20:28,532 Here, try this 1329 01:20:37,583 --> 01:20:38,583 It's fishy 1330 01:20:39,460 --> 01:20:40,961 penetrating 1331 01:20:41,754 --> 01:20:43,213 stimulating 1332 01:20:43,881 --> 01:20:45,007 try it 1333 01:20:45,215 --> 01:20:47,217 I'm already over—stimulated 1334 01:20:49,219 --> 01:20:52,139 what I need now is numbness 1335 01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:55,601 best part about drinking 1336 01:20:55,726 --> 01:20:56,935 is the numbness 1337 01:20:57,061 --> 01:20:59,104 can't drink on an empty stomach 1338 01:20:59,229 --> 01:21:00,397 try these clams 1339 01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:06,612 I need to get numb too 1340 01:21:07,404 --> 01:21:09,823 if your dreams had not been shattered 1341 01:21:10,074 --> 01:21:13,035 I'd never be talking marriage with you 1342 01:21:13,786 --> 01:21:16,538 my life's been no easier than yours 1343 01:21:22,544 --> 01:21:25,714 How can you allow your girlfriend 1344 01:21:25,839 --> 01:21:29,176 to have someone else in her heart? 1345 01:21:29,426 --> 01:21:31,095 Why do you like me? 1346 01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:34,431 Did I say I liked you? 1347 01:21:35,599 --> 01:21:36,642 Be honest 1348 01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:39,520 it our basis for being together in the future 1349 01:21:41,814 --> 01:21:43,857 my basis for marrying you is that 1350 01:21:43,982 --> 01:21:46,276 I can't find anyone more foolish 1351 01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:51,532 I'll never be so foolish again 1352 01:21:53,242 --> 01:21:54,535 you are incapable 1353 01:21:55,828 --> 01:21:58,956 of splitting your heart in half 1354 01:21:59,456 --> 01:22:00,582 you're a terrible actor 1355 01:22:00,707 --> 01:22:02,267 your feelings are writ across your face 1356 01:22:03,460 --> 01:22:05,045 here's what I think 1357 01:22:05,462 --> 01:22:08,132 you're not over him yet 1358 01:22:08,757 --> 01:22:10,426 but once you are 1359 01:22:10,551 --> 01:22:12,177 your heart will be whole again 1360 01:22:12,803 --> 01:22:16,640 that's why I tolerate you right now 1361 01:22:17,141 --> 01:22:19,560 you're a fool, but I'm not 1362 01:22:23,021 --> 01:22:26,191 if I learn my lesson and get smart 1363 01:22:26,608 --> 01:22:29,319 will it ruin your beautiful plan 1364 01:22:33,490 --> 01:22:34,491 in that case 1365 01:22:36,201 --> 01:22:39,663 I'll sell you to the local tribesmen 1366 01:22:40,622 --> 01:22:43,250 you'll hunt and fish for the rest of your life 1367 01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:45,252 and have a slew of babies 1368 01:22:45,377 --> 01:22:49,381 scorched by the sun, drenched in rain 1369 01:22:49,548 --> 01:22:51,675 half-starving, in tattered clothes 1370 01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:53,177 if you try to escape 1371 01:22:53,343 --> 01:22:54,887 they'll catch you and beat you 1372 01:22:55,012 --> 01:22:57,598 three tortuous years from now 1373 01:22:57,723 --> 01:23:00,809 you'll be an ugly, repulsive, wizened old hag! 1374 01:23:08,817 --> 01:23:09,817 I'm just getting started 1375 01:23:09,902 --> 01:23:10,944 wanna hear more? 1376 01:23:15,824 --> 01:23:17,104 I'm only fooling around with you 1377 01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:18,202 because you're pretty 1378 01:23:18,368 --> 01:23:19,411 can you accept that? 1379 01:23:20,996 --> 01:23:22,539 You up to it? 1380 01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:24,500 In the game of emotional counterfeit 1381 01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:26,043 you think you're my match? 1382 01:23:26,710 --> 01:23:27,878 I'll bet 1383 01:23:28,337 --> 01:23:29,671 you couldn't even tell 1384 01:23:29,796 --> 01:23:31,381 if I had eight other women in my heart 1385 01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:35,219 I've got nothing to lose 1386 01:23:35,719 --> 01:23:37,054 you don't care about me 1387 01:23:37,262 --> 01:23:40,390 so, I just take what you're giving away 1388 01:23:45,479 --> 01:23:47,564 What are you guys so upset for! 1389 01:23:50,192 --> 01:23:51,693 Getting on my case 1390 01:23:51,818 --> 01:23:54,363 if I didn't say something nasty, she'd never stop 1391 01:23:56,240 --> 01:23:57,449 you really are serious 1392 01:24:14,758 --> 01:24:16,426 Sit down 1393 01:24:16,593 --> 01:24:17,928 let her go 1394 01:25:03,599 --> 01:25:05,642 What a perfect opportunity 1395 01:25:06,310 --> 01:25:07,430 after this drink, you should 1396 01:25:07,519 --> 01:25:10,188 invite smiley to the hot spring with you 1397 01:25:10,314 --> 01:25:11,398 what friend would do that? 1398 01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:12,691 And abandon you here? 1399 01:25:12,816 --> 01:25:13,984 Spare me 1400 01:25:14,318 --> 01:25:16,987 this time, I'm serious about marrying her 1401 01:25:17,154 --> 01:25:18,905 I can't be reckless 1402 01:25:19,281 --> 01:25:20,401 she'd never give me her body 1403 01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:23,076 before she gave me her heart 1404 01:25:23,243 --> 01:25:24,328 but, then 1405 01:25:24,786 --> 01:25:26,371 once she gives you her heart 1406 01:25:26,496 --> 01:25:29,166 your body is sentenced for life 1407 01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:32,294 so, I should enjoy freedom while I can 1408 01:25:32,461 --> 01:25:33,754 what do you like about her? 1409 01:25:33,879 --> 01:25:35,213 She has a good soul 1410 01:25:35,339 --> 01:25:36,506 oh, please 1411 01:25:36,798 --> 01:25:38,550 you like her because she's pretty 1412 01:25:38,717 --> 01:25:41,136 what's wrong with that? 1413 01:25:41,261 --> 01:25:43,889 I should deprive my children of good genes? 1414 01:25:44,014 --> 01:25:46,183 Must I marry someone ugly? 1415 01:25:46,391 --> 01:25:49,019 Spend the my life trying to escape? 1416 01:25:52,064 --> 01:25:54,983 Which of these four is prettiest? 1417 01:25:55,317 --> 01:25:57,027 They're all charming 1418 01:25:57,235 --> 01:25:59,029 natsuyo. She's pretty 1419 01:25:59,488 --> 01:26:00,781 I say haruko 1420 01:26:02,282 --> 01:26:03,408 sorry to disturb you! 1421 01:26:03,533 --> 01:26:04,993 May we come in? 1422 01:26:05,327 --> 01:26:06,703 Welcome! 1423 01:26:06,828 --> 01:26:07,371 Please, come in 1424 01:26:07,496 --> 01:26:08,955 so few customers 1425 01:26:09,081 --> 01:26:10,207 it's still early 1426 01:26:10,374 --> 01:26:13,377 please, sit 1427 01:26:14,544 --> 01:26:18,590 ask natsuyo and haruko to drink with us 1428 01:26:18,882 --> 01:26:20,258 I am natsuyo 1429 01:26:20,550 --> 01:26:22,219 and that's haruko 1430 01:26:22,803 --> 01:26:24,304 she is akimi 1431 01:26:26,014 --> 01:26:28,725 I am akimi 1432 01:26:30,394 --> 01:26:31,603 and yukie 1433 01:26:32,396 --> 01:26:34,731 and the photo outside? 1434 01:26:35,148 --> 01:26:38,276 That photo was taken forty years ago 1435 01:26:38,610 --> 01:26:40,070 oh, really? 1436 01:26:40,737 --> 01:26:42,656 We were famous in Tokyo 1437 01:26:42,781 --> 01:26:44,408 we were "the four seasons" 1438 01:26:44,533 --> 01:26:46,576 you suckers fell for it! 1439 01:26:46,827 --> 01:26:49,579 We stayed together all these years 1440 01:26:49,705 --> 01:26:51,164 aren't we beautiful? 1441 01:26:51,289 --> 01:26:52,289 Very beautiful! 1442 01:26:54,793 --> 01:26:56,294 Now I get it 1443 01:26:57,796 --> 01:26:59,005 where are the four sisters? 1444 01:26:59,131 --> 01:27:00,549 They're here 1445 01:27:00,716 --> 01:27:02,467 she is natsuyo 1446 01:27:05,595 --> 01:27:08,682 haruko, the one you like, is singing 1447 01:27:13,270 --> 01:27:15,105 all old ladies? 1448 01:27:15,230 --> 01:27:18,275 They took that photo forty years ago 1449 01:27:22,779 --> 01:27:25,323 they used to be famous 1450 01:27:25,449 --> 01:27:27,117 they retired here in hokkaido 1451 01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:28,410 and opened this bar 1452 01:27:28,535 --> 01:27:29,535 lefsleave! 1453 01:27:29,619 --> 01:27:30,620 No! 1454 01:27:30,787 --> 01:27:32,622 We can't leave now! 1455 01:27:32,748 --> 01:27:34,082 It wouldn't be polite 1456 01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:36,001 see how friendly they are? 1457 01:27:36,126 --> 01:27:37,252 Have a drink 1458 01:27:39,504 --> 01:27:40,881 what would you like? 1459 01:27:43,759 --> 01:27:44,759 No more sake 1460 01:27:44,801 --> 01:27:45,844 a whiskey 1461 01:27:45,969 --> 01:27:46,845 how about windsor whisky? 1462 01:27:46,970 --> 01:27:47,637 Fine 1463 01:27:47,804 --> 01:27:49,848 a bottle of whiskey, please 1464 01:27:49,973 --> 01:27:50,973 right away 1465 01:27:52,642 --> 01:27:54,978 with ice, but no green tea 1466 01:28:42,442 --> 01:28:46,613 Fooled us with a forty-year-old photo 1467 01:28:58,083 --> 01:28:59,083 Very funny 1468 01:29:01,044 --> 01:29:02,879 come in! 1469 01:29:03,463 --> 01:29:05,257 A beautiful woman! 1470 01:29:06,049 --> 01:29:07,384 Bottoms up! 1471 01:29:49,843 --> 01:29:51,970 This is an inspirational song 1472 01:29:52,429 --> 01:29:54,931 why are your voices so full of despair? 1473 01:29:58,894 --> 01:30:00,645 Added together, those four sisters 1474 01:30:01,813 --> 01:30:03,565 are more than three hundred years old 1475 01:30:03,690 --> 01:30:05,442 how could we not despair? 1476 01:30:11,489 --> 01:30:13,366 You take your girlfriend on a trip 1477 01:30:13,491 --> 01:30:15,744 but you sneak out drinking 1478 01:30:15,869 --> 01:30:17,370 and don't come home 1479 01:30:17,621 --> 01:30:19,623 what kind of romance is that? 1480 01:30:19,789 --> 01:30:21,374 You call that faithful? 1481 01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:25,587 It's called paying her back in her own coin 1482 01:30:26,504 --> 01:30:29,132 I allow your heart to love another man 1483 01:30:29,382 --> 01:30:32,344 but my body can't enjoy a little fling? 1484 01:30:32,469 --> 01:30:33,469 You're shameless 1485 01:30:35,639 --> 01:30:39,392 if you let go of the past and be mine 1486 01:30:39,976 --> 01:30:41,770 I swear: 1487 01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:44,689 Even if we were with Maggie cheung 1488 01:30:45,315 --> 01:30:46,107 plus 1489 01:30:46,232 --> 01:30:48,109 Angelina Jolie 1490 01:30:48,818 --> 01:30:52,697 plus Sophie marceau and supermodel chi-ling lin 1491 01:30:52,822 --> 01:30:54,824 I wouldn't drink a single cup 1492 01:30:55,867 --> 01:30:57,661 that's right 1493 01:30:57,953 --> 01:30:59,537 you'd drink the whole bar 1494 01:31:00,330 --> 01:31:01,998 feel to see if he has a fever 1495 01:31:02,165 --> 01:31:04,000 he's starting to talk crazy 1496 01:31:04,167 --> 01:31:05,585 oh, my! 1497 01:31:05,752 --> 01:31:07,337 Poor thing 1498 01:31:07,462 --> 01:31:12,008 reality was so distant from your expectations 1499 01:31:12,175 --> 01:31:14,761 should I find you a psychologist? 1500 01:31:14,886 --> 01:31:18,765 No medicine can heal my wounded heart 1501 01:31:21,017 --> 01:31:24,521 you're my best medicine 1502 01:31:27,857 --> 01:31:29,859 not afraid I'm poison? 1503 01:31:30,694 --> 01:31:32,862 I'd drink you, even if you were 1504 01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:36,533 someone tormented you 1505 01:31:37,534 --> 01:31:39,995 now, you torment me 1506 01:31:40,537 --> 01:31:43,999 that's the wheel of fate 1507 01:31:45,959 --> 01:31:48,253 bad Karma 1508 01:32:11,359 --> 01:32:12,402 Hey 1509 01:32:13,153 --> 01:32:14,696 we passed this several times 1510 01:32:14,821 --> 01:32:16,072 but I didn't say anything 1511 01:32:16,239 --> 01:32:18,533 is it a church? Why so small? 1512 01:32:18,700 --> 01:32:20,577 It's for confessions 1513 01:32:20,827 --> 01:32:21,870 confessions? 1514 01:32:22,078 --> 01:32:24,122 A lot of city people feel guilty about 1515 01:32:24,247 --> 01:32:25,487 all the bad things they've done 1516 01:32:25,623 --> 01:32:28,251 so, they come to hokkaido to confess 1517 01:32:28,376 --> 01:32:29,586 get the guilt out 1518 01:32:29,753 --> 01:32:31,254 and seek forgiveness 1519 01:32:32,589 --> 01:32:34,466 you must have a lot of sins 1520 01:32:34,591 --> 01:32:36,342 do a good confession 1521 01:32:36,509 --> 01:32:38,845 clear your conscience and start over 1522 01:32:39,846 --> 01:32:40,513 go in 1523 01:32:40,638 --> 01:32:42,390 they can't speak Chinese, anyway 1524 01:32:42,515 --> 01:32:45,268 you can tell them everything you've done 1525 01:32:45,393 --> 01:32:47,812 better than keeping it inside and having nightmares 1526 01:32:49,272 --> 01:32:50,273 go ahead 1527 01:32:50,815 --> 01:32:52,901 got is more forgiving than the police 1528 01:32:54,778 --> 01:32:55,904 we won't listen 1529 01:32:56,071 --> 01:32:57,489 we'll wait here for you 1530 01:33:02,619 --> 01:33:04,162 He's in your hands 1531 01:33:04,287 --> 01:33:05,330 okay 1532 01:33:10,794 --> 01:33:11,794 Wu sang 1533 01:33:13,213 --> 01:33:15,465 sure he can't speak Chinese? 1534 01:33:15,632 --> 01:33:16,650 Don't worry. Even if he did 1535 01:33:16,674 --> 01:33:19,302 he's not going to broadcast it 1536 01:33:37,487 --> 01:33:39,072 Please, begin 1537 01:33:41,241 --> 01:33:43,868 I want to donate 10 million. You want it? 1538 01:33:44,077 --> 01:33:46,538 Do you speak English? 1539 01:33:47,038 --> 01:33:49,666 That's ten times a million. A lot 1540 01:33:49,999 --> 01:33:51,668 no English 1541 01:33:52,293 --> 01:33:54,170 don't want any money? 1542 01:33:54,546 --> 01:33:56,256 You really don't understand! 1543 01:33:56,381 --> 01:33:58,007 Now, I can relax 1544 01:33:58,716 --> 01:34:00,718 let me start from the bad things I did 1545 01:34:01,177 --> 01:34:04,848 in kindergarten 1546 01:34:15,733 --> 01:34:17,986 He really is a lot of fun 1547 01:34:19,154 --> 01:34:21,698 he hasn't changed in all these years 1548 01:34:22,031 --> 01:34:23,199 just like he used to be 1549 01:34:23,700 --> 01:34:25,577 these past few days together 1550 01:34:25,827 --> 01:34:28,538 brought back many good memories 1551 01:34:30,039 --> 01:34:32,083 he's a good man 1552 01:34:32,709 --> 01:34:34,252 and quite romantic 1553 01:34:34,878 --> 01:34:38,298 a head full of impractical ideas 1554 01:34:39,090 --> 01:34:40,175 deep down 1555 01:34:40,300 --> 01:34:42,302 he's an idealist 1556 01:34:43,386 --> 01:34:46,723 that's why he's still a bachelor 1557 01:34:51,227 --> 01:34:53,313 marriage is about destiny 1558 01:34:53,521 --> 01:34:56,274 sometimes it's just not meant to be 1559 01:34:56,524 --> 01:34:57,734 it's fate 1560 01:34:58,526 --> 01:35:00,612 he really likes you 1561 01:35:00,820 --> 01:35:04,532 most women don't understand him 1562 01:35:05,366 --> 01:35:07,160 I think you do 1563 01:35:08,620 --> 01:35:10,914 I hope it works out with you two 1564 01:35:18,421 --> 01:35:21,925 Did he tell you about his invention? 1565 01:35:23,343 --> 01:35:24,135 It's very interesting 1566 01:35:24,260 --> 01:35:25,595 made him a chunk of money too 1567 01:35:27,847 --> 01:35:30,016 I don't know much about him 1568 01:35:30,433 --> 01:35:32,310 but he felt like an old friend 1569 01:35:34,479 --> 01:35:35,479 my intuition told me that 1570 01:35:35,563 --> 01:35:37,857 he's a man I can rely on 1571 01:35:39,943 --> 01:35:41,611 if I'm going to get married, but 1572 01:35:42,362 --> 01:35:45,406 can't be with the man I love 1573 01:35:46,699 --> 01:35:48,785 I should at least find a buddy 1574 01:35:55,083 --> 01:35:56,376 If that's what you're thinking 1575 01:35:56,501 --> 01:35:58,586 I advise you to let him go 1576 01:35:58,920 --> 01:36:00,463 wouldn't be fairto him 1577 01:36:01,881 --> 01:36:03,299 I haven't lied to him 1578 01:36:03,424 --> 01:36:04,759 he accepts it 1579 01:36:06,261 --> 01:36:07,261 smiley 1580 01:36:07,887 --> 01:36:09,031 I don't know what kind of man 1581 01:36:09,055 --> 01:36:10,556 you really want to love 1582 01:36:11,015 --> 01:36:13,059 does he deserve it more than qin fen? 1583 01:36:15,895 --> 01:36:17,689 You're being very selfish 1584 01:36:17,897 --> 01:36:20,066 you can't exploit other people's feelings 1585 01:36:20,650 --> 01:36:22,485 I hope I'm not being too direct 1586 01:36:24,112 --> 01:36:25,280 that's okay 1587 01:36:25,530 --> 01:36:27,657 I like straight-talkers 1588 01:36:59,522 --> 01:37:00,898 And then there was this time 1589 01:37:01,024 --> 01:37:03,192 we were studying farm production 1590 01:37:03,818 --> 01:37:05,528 all in the same dorm 1591 01:37:05,737 --> 01:37:06,737 me 1592 01:37:07,196 --> 01:37:07,947 Little wen, zhang kui 1593 01:37:08,197 --> 01:37:10,491 lu dewei 1594 01:37:10,616 --> 01:37:11,034 and also 1595 01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:13,745 oh, anyhow, there were eight or nine of us 1596 01:37:13,953 --> 01:37:15,204 and then, um 1597 01:37:15,330 --> 01:37:16,539 it was nighttime 1598 01:37:16,706 --> 01:37:18,458 I got this idea 1599 01:37:18,583 --> 01:37:20,209 the idea was, uh 1600 01:37:20,335 --> 01:37:22,211 we rubbed balm on the soles of his feet 1601 01:37:22,378 --> 01:37:24,380 then waved a fan over them 1602 01:37:24,505 --> 01:37:25,548 as soon as we did 1603 01:37:26,132 --> 01:37:28,176 zhang kui wet his bed 1604 01:37:28,301 --> 01:37:31,095 his blanket and sheets were soaked 1605 01:37:31,387 --> 01:37:34,182 it really cracked us up! 1606 01:37:34,307 --> 01:37:35,558 We didn't admit who did it 1607 01:37:35,683 --> 01:37:37,810 but later 1608 01:37:37,977 --> 01:37:40,813 the next morning, he discovered 1609 01:37:41,022 --> 01:37:41,773 that everything was wet 1610 01:37:41,898 --> 01:37:43,775 he didn't dare hang them out 1611 01:37:44,025 --> 01:37:46,444 he asked, how'd I pee myself? 1612 01:37:46,736 --> 01:37:48,154 Nobody said anything 1613 01:37:48,279 --> 01:37:50,365 then somebody sold me out 1614 01:37:50,490 --> 01:37:52,408 said I did it 1615 01:37:52,533 --> 01:37:54,202 I said, I would never do that 1616 01:37:54,327 --> 01:37:55,703 excuse me 1617 01:37:56,245 --> 01:37:57,538 the time. It's very late 1618 01:37:58,498 --> 01:37:59,916 I'm just getting started 1619 01:38:00,083 --> 01:38:01,518 after middle—school, I have countryside stories 1620 01:38:01,542 --> 01:38:02,418 then my career 1621 01:38:02,543 --> 01:38:04,087 and love life 1622 01:38:04,253 --> 01:38:05,922 just getting started 1623 01:38:06,089 --> 01:38:06,547 I said, 1624 01:38:06,672 --> 01:38:07,792 I'm not that kind of person! 1625 01:38:07,840 --> 01:38:09,759 I said, little wen did it 1626 01:38:10,134 --> 01:38:12,512 little wen said 1627 01:38:12,637 --> 01:38:13,846 he said he didn't do it 1628 01:38:14,764 --> 01:38:16,099 he said I did it 1629 01:38:16,224 --> 01:38:20,311 no way! I'd never do that! 1630 01:38:20,478 --> 01:38:23,272 It was lu dewei and them 1631 01:38:23,439 --> 01:38:25,608 they did it 1632 01:38:25,900 --> 01:38:28,486 me? Even if it were possible 1633 01:38:28,611 --> 01:38:30,822 I'm not saying it wasn't my idea, but... 1634 01:38:55,888 --> 01:38:56,431 Miss! 1635 01:38:56,806 --> 01:38:58,224 Miss, excuse me 1636 01:38:58,599 --> 01:38:59,976 yes? 1637 01:39:00,893 --> 01:39:01,978 What's wrong? 1638 01:39:02,103 --> 01:39:06,149 Your friend is extremely pious 1639 01:39:06,399 --> 01:39:09,819 but he has far too many sins 1640 01:39:09,986 --> 01:39:11,863 we're a small church 1641 01:39:11,988 --> 01:39:14,115 we don't have enough room 1642 01:39:14,323 --> 01:39:17,493 nearby is a much bigger church 1643 01:39:17,618 --> 01:39:18,953 so, please be so kind and 1644 01:39:19,078 --> 01:39:20,496 take him there for confession 1645 01:39:20,663 --> 01:39:21,372 so sorry! 1646 01:39:21,497 --> 01:39:22,165 I'll get him out right away! 1647 01:39:22,331 --> 01:39:23,374 Very sorry 1648 01:39:26,544 --> 01:39:27,544 god... 1649 01:39:27,670 --> 01:39:30,506 Please forgive his sins 1650 01:39:32,467 --> 01:39:33,885 I was young. Didn't know any better 1651 01:39:34,010 --> 01:39:35,761 felt I'd really wronged her 1652 01:39:35,928 --> 01:39:37,088 but now that I think of it... 1653 01:39:37,430 --> 01:39:39,348 Cut it out! Let's go! 1654 01:39:39,474 --> 01:39:43,519 Would even let me bow to her 1655 01:39:53,154 --> 01:39:54,280 Hey, qin fen 1656 01:39:54,405 --> 01:39:56,365 how many sins do you have? 1657 01:39:56,574 --> 01:39:59,619 The kind even hell wouldn't let you in for? 1658 01:40:00,036 --> 01:40:03,956 Water... give me water! 1659 01:40:07,168 --> 01:40:08,294 Lord 1660 01:40:08,461 --> 01:40:13,090 please forgive his atrocities 1661 01:40:15,092 --> 01:40:18,304 the lord sent you to save my soul 1662 01:40:18,596 --> 01:40:24,936 and rescue me from hell 1663 01:40:25,895 --> 01:40:29,899 don't let him down 1664 01:40:30,191 --> 01:40:32,276 I'm still in a world of suffering 1665 01:40:32,443 --> 01:40:33,736 who will save me? 1666 01:40:33,861 --> 01:40:34,987 I will 1667 01:41:08,354 --> 01:41:09,354 That's hot! 1668 01:41:10,189 --> 01:41:11,816 I hear this place has lots of bears 1669 01:41:11,941 --> 01:41:12,733 that's right 1670 01:41:12,942 --> 01:41:13,693 anyone get hurt? 1671 01:41:13,818 --> 01:41:14,860 Yes 1672 01:41:15,111 --> 01:41:16,279 bears seem clumsy 1673 01:41:16,445 --> 01:41:17,321 but when they attack 1674 01:41:17,446 --> 01:41:18,446 they're very fast 1675 01:41:18,531 --> 01:41:20,074 faster than a deer 1676 01:41:26,205 --> 01:41:27,999 Smiley! 1677 01:41:29,333 --> 01:41:32,044 Smiley! Come back! 1678 01:41:32,461 --> 01:41:34,964 Watch out for bears! 1679 01:41:38,175 --> 01:41:39,802 Seeing a bear is good luck for you 1680 01:41:39,969 --> 01:41:42,263 nonsense!! It's the bear's good luck! 1681 01:41:42,388 --> 01:41:44,307 You see any? Where? 1682 01:41:44,473 --> 01:41:46,142 C'mon, let's go! 1683 01:41:48,686 --> 01:41:51,355 You really worried? 1684 01:41:51,480 --> 01:41:53,858 If you got hurt, how would I explain it? 1685 01:41:53,983 --> 01:41:55,901 To whom? 1686 01:41:56,569 --> 01:41:58,446 No one cares about me 1687 01:41:59,238 --> 01:42:00,740 I do 1688 01:42:05,369 --> 01:42:06,369 wu sang 1689 01:42:06,996 --> 01:42:08,831 ask if they've seen any bears 1690 01:42:26,891 --> 01:42:28,267 What did they say? 1691 01:42:28,476 --> 01:42:30,478 They were a party of four 1692 01:42:30,603 --> 01:42:32,480 now there's only two left 1693 01:42:32,605 --> 01:42:33,605 huh? 1694 01:42:37,610 --> 01:42:39,028 How could there be bears here? 1695 01:42:39,195 --> 01:42:40,946 Impossible 1696 01:42:41,072 --> 01:42:42,072 we fooled you 1697 01:42:42,198 --> 01:42:43,783 you really believed us 1698 01:42:44,033 --> 01:42:45,910 who says Japanese aren't funny? 1699 01:42:46,160 --> 01:42:48,204 A bunch of real jokers 1700 01:42:48,704 --> 01:42:50,998 the bear is coming! 1701 01:42:51,207 --> 01:42:55,544 Protect your head and heart! 1702 01:42:56,754 --> 01:42:58,339 If the bear flips you over 1703 01:42:58,798 --> 01:43:00,925 flip back to your original position 1704 01:43:28,994 --> 01:43:31,205 So pretty 1705 01:43:31,414 --> 01:43:33,749 a terrible pity to eat you 1706 01:43:33,958 --> 01:43:36,794 best keep you alive to mother cubs 1707 01:43:37,128 --> 01:43:39,171 you don't have bear eyes 1708 01:43:39,338 --> 01:43:40,338 what are they? 1709 01:43:40,923 --> 01:43:42,591 The eyes of a wolf 1710 01:43:42,800 --> 01:43:44,719 regret meeting me? 1711 01:43:45,302 --> 01:43:47,888 No. I'm quite happy 1712 01:43:54,603 --> 01:43:57,106 If you'll marry me 1713 01:43:57,523 --> 01:44:01,944 our days will be sweet as honey 1714 01:44:06,282 --> 01:44:08,659 would you really marry me? 1715 01:44:08,951 --> 01:44:10,786 If you say yes 1716 01:44:11,370 --> 01:44:14,415 we can tie the knot tonight 1717 01:44:17,293 --> 01:44:18,878 such a big, bad bear 1718 01:44:22,798 --> 01:44:24,091 he said, don't talk to bears! 1719 01:44:24,216 --> 01:44:25,468 They'll tear you to pieces! 1720 01:44:28,971 --> 01:44:31,432 I was torn apart long ago 1721 01:44:42,902 --> 01:44:43,986 Cold? 1722 01:44:46,197 --> 01:44:47,490 Let's go back 1723 01:45:13,557 --> 01:45:15,267 I'll light it for you 1724 01:45:17,061 --> 01:45:18,896 I want to do it for you 1725 01:46:00,396 --> 01:46:01,981 Do you want me? 1726 01:46:05,734 --> 01:46:06,734 Yes 1727 01:46:10,948 --> 01:46:12,825 I'm yours tonight 1728 01:46:16,745 --> 01:46:18,747 just for tonight? 1729 01:46:19,582 --> 01:46:20,582 Yes 1730 01:46:25,045 --> 01:46:27,256 then I'd rather not have you 1731 01:46:30,593 --> 01:46:31,802 why not? 1732 01:46:39,560 --> 01:46:42,146 Don't you think I'm pretty? 1733 01:46:42,438 --> 01:46:43,939 I want to repay you 1734 01:46:45,441 --> 01:46:46,775 I can't owe you this favor 1735 01:46:46,901 --> 01:46:48,360 I won't be able to pay it back 1736 01:46:48,485 --> 01:46:50,070 you don't have to 1737 01:46:50,988 --> 01:46:52,615 you deserve it 1738 01:46:58,329 --> 01:47:00,456 Let me be a fool this once 1739 01:47:05,377 --> 01:47:06,795 I'm in love with you 1740 01:47:22,770 --> 01:47:24,355 Will you marry me? 1741 01:47:31,195 --> 01:47:32,195 Uh 1742 01:47:32,738 --> 01:47:34,365 Don't just say, 'uh' 1743 01:47:34,990 --> 01:47:35,991 I want you to say 1744 01:47:36,158 --> 01:47:38,285 yes or no? 1745 01:47:48,837 --> 01:47:49,837 Yes 1746 01:47:52,549 --> 01:47:53,968 when? 1747 01:48:01,684 --> 01:48:03,727 I need more time 1748 01:48:05,270 --> 01:48:06,270 how long? 1749 01:48:36,593 --> 01:48:37,845 Qin fen 1750 01:48:39,138 --> 01:48:40,156 the last few days, I've watched myself 1751 01:48:40,180 --> 01:48:42,391 through wu sang's eyes 1752 01:48:43,559 --> 01:48:45,936 I'm such a strange woman 1753 01:48:46,562 --> 01:48:49,273 came all this way with you 1754 01:48:49,440 --> 01:48:51,859 but just kept pushing you away 1755 01:48:53,569 --> 01:48:56,613 but you understand how I got here 1756 01:48:57,531 --> 01:48:59,199 I keep struggling to rescue myself 1757 01:48:59,491 --> 01:49:03,037 from an abyss of despair 1758 01:49:03,912 --> 01:49:05,414 I hoped that your kindness 1759 01:49:05,539 --> 01:49:07,207 and pristine hokkaido 1760 01:49:07,332 --> 01:49:09,835 could help me rediscover life's beauty 1761 01:49:10,294 --> 01:49:12,588 that was my selfish hope 1762 01:49:13,797 --> 01:49:17,301 but terrible love has already emptied me 1763 01:49:17,968 --> 01:49:19,094 the more I struggle 1764 01:49:19,261 --> 01:49:22,222 the more the memories pull me down 1765 01:49:23,766 --> 01:49:25,184 this evening 1766 01:49:25,601 --> 01:49:28,270 in the last sunset of my life 1767 01:49:29,104 --> 01:49:31,982 I saw the more lovely side of you 1768 01:49:32,483 --> 01:49:35,736 I also saw how pathetic and helpless I was 1769 01:49:36,779 --> 01:49:38,781 you are the perfect partner 1770 01:49:39,656 --> 01:49:42,159 if I'd only met you years ago 1771 01:49:47,372 --> 01:49:50,125 I'm a fool to let you pass me by 1772 01:49:51,126 --> 01:49:53,629 but this is god's punishment of me 1773 01:49:55,631 --> 01:49:57,591 good-bye, qin fen 1774 01:49:58,300 --> 01:49:59,718 don't look for me 1775 01:50:00,803 --> 01:50:02,971 just please forgive me 1776 01:52:42,089 --> 01:52:43,799 After smiley jumped 1777 01:52:44,007 --> 01:52:45,634 she was found by a fishing boat 1778 01:52:45,759 --> 01:52:46,969 they rescued her 1779 01:52:48,553 --> 01:52:50,764 she's in surgery right now 1780 01:53:06,196 --> 01:53:08,448 So damned foolish! 1781 01:53:12,035 --> 01:53:14,663 Now matter what happens, I'll be there for her 1782 01:53:47,362 --> 01:53:49,323 You really are naughty 1783 01:53:50,324 --> 01:53:52,117 I thought I was trouble 1784 01:53:52,284 --> 01:53:54,286 but you're worse than me 1785 01:54:09,718 --> 01:54:12,220 Your brother knows you've been hurt 1786 01:54:13,638 --> 01:54:15,307 but with your brother here 1787 01:54:15,515 --> 01:54:17,559 you can overcome anything 1788 01:54:32,616 --> 01:54:33,616 Okay 1789 01:54:33,742 --> 01:54:34,743 I'm leaving 1790 01:54:35,577 --> 01:54:36,577 alright 1791 01:54:36,828 --> 01:54:38,538 othennise, you'll lose your job 1792 01:54:41,166 --> 01:54:42,918 be good to her 1793 01:54:44,419 --> 01:54:46,838 she's a good girl with a true heart 1794 01:54:48,215 --> 01:54:49,633 she's already died once 1795 01:54:50,592 --> 01:54:52,844 her love for him is dead now too 1796 01:54:58,183 --> 01:55:00,143 This is for your wife and kids 1797 01:55:02,354 --> 01:55:04,147 more than ten years since we last met 1798 01:55:04,439 --> 01:55:06,942 who knows when we'll meet again 1799 01:55:07,859 --> 01:55:09,820 don't pull that polite crap with me 1800 01:55:09,945 --> 01:55:12,447 she's going to need money now 1801 01:55:14,282 --> 01:55:16,618 money means nothing to me 1802 01:55:18,203 --> 01:55:19,621 what I lack are friends 1803 01:55:27,254 --> 01:55:30,632 My best friends are scattered to the winds 1804 01:55:33,760 --> 01:55:35,846 sometimes, I really miss you guys 1805 01:55:38,306 --> 01:55:41,685 I feel terribly lonely 1806 01:55:46,022 --> 01:55:47,022 take care 1807 01:58:39,279 --> 01:58:40,739 It's almost new year's 1808 01:58:41,197 --> 01:58:42,532 you cheated death 1809 01:58:42,949 --> 01:58:44,159 so, make a wish 1810 01:58:45,327 --> 01:58:47,078 give me your phone 1811 01:58:58,882 --> 01:58:59,882 Hello? 1812 01:59:00,091 --> 01:59:01,176 It's me 1813 01:59:02,010 --> 01:59:04,012 it's been a long time 1814 01:59:06,681 --> 01:59:08,558 I just want to thank you 1815 01:59:09,559 --> 01:59:11,645 for once having loved me 1816 01:59:12,354 --> 01:59:14,356 I'm very happy now 1817 01:59:15,357 --> 01:59:16,375 because I've found someone 1818 01:59:16,399 --> 01:59:18,735 I want to share my life with 1819 01:59:19,736 --> 01:59:21,446 be good to your wife 1820 01:59:21,780 --> 01:59:23,490 I wish you both the best 1821 01:59:24,199 --> 01:59:25,200 good bye 1822 01:59:32,874 --> 01:59:34,250 That was my phone! 1823 01:59:34,834 --> 01:59:36,920 Your phone sleeps with the fishes 1824 01:59:37,420 --> 01:59:39,673 you don't need to call anyone else 1825 01:59:42,425 --> 01:59:43,551 understood 1826 01:59:47,639 --> 01:59:50,684 the root of the world's endless wars 1827 01:59:50,892 --> 01:59:52,310 and escalating conflicts 1828 01:59:52,519 --> 01:59:57,941 is our inability to judge disputes impartially 1829 01:59:58,149 --> 02:00:00,568 the conflict resolution terminal 1830 02:00:00,735 --> 02:00:03,405 wipes out both flaws 1831 02:00:05,073 --> 02:00:07,409 please insert your hand 1832 02:00:07,909 --> 02:00:08,535 okay 1833 02:00:08,910 --> 02:00:10,203 now, grab this handle 1834 02:00:11,579 --> 02:00:14,374 rock, papers, scissors! 1835 02:00:14,749 --> 02:00:15,750 When I count to three 1836 02:00:15,917 --> 02:00:17,502 we both pull it open 1837 02:00:18,253 --> 02:00:18,753 one 1838 02:00:19,129 --> 02:00:19,587 two 1839 02:00:19,713 --> 02:00:20,713 three! 1840 02:00:22,048 --> 02:00:23,466 Interesting 1841 02:00:24,092 --> 02:00:25,760 did you sell that to him? 1842 02:00:26,344 --> 02:00:28,430 Isn't that your invention? 1843 02:00:29,848 --> 02:00:33,643 You two are venture capitalists 1844 02:00:33,935 --> 02:00:36,521 I have my own humble opinion 1845 02:00:36,646 --> 02:00:38,773 about the nature of investment 1846 02:00:39,107 --> 02:00:41,609 venture capital is about risk 1847 02:00:41,818 --> 02:00:44,237 the greater the risk, the more one invests 1848 02:00:44,404 --> 02:00:46,698 no risk, no investment 1849 02:00:47,323 --> 02:00:49,159 I'll stake my reputation in saying 1850 02:00:49,367 --> 02:00:52,287 to invest in this product 1851 02:00:52,787 --> 02:00:54,372 is way too risky! 1852 02:00:55,123 --> 02:00:58,209 Very suitable for venture capitalists 1853 02:00:59,419 --> 02:01:02,088 this will be a massive hi-tech ipo 1854 02:01:02,380 --> 02:01:04,507 a revolutionary product 1855 02:01:04,799 --> 02:01:06,760 let's play each other with it 1856 02:01:07,010 --> 02:01:08,344 if I win 1857 02:01:08,762 --> 02:01:10,680 throw it into the ocean for me 1858 02:01:31,117 --> 02:01:32,160 Is that you? 1859 02:01:38,500 --> 02:01:40,668 Who else could it be? 1860 02:01:41,753 --> 02:01:44,547 Why's you hair all grey? 1861 02:01:46,049 --> 02:01:48,635 The worst financial crisis of the century 1862 02:01:49,093 --> 02:01:50,929 wiped me out! 1863 02:01:52,013 --> 02:01:54,015 This year's economy 1864 02:01:54,307 --> 02:01:56,309 is really in the dumps! 1865 02:01:58,228 --> 02:02:01,397 Three top investment banks belly up! 1866 02:02:02,023 --> 02:02:04,859 Nothing's selling! 1867 02:02:06,361 --> 02:02:07,403 Don't cry 1868 02:02:07,529 --> 02:02:08,988 it's gonna be okay 1869 02:02:09,864 --> 02:02:10,864 don't cry 1870 02:02:12,367 --> 02:02:13,868 listen 1871 02:02:15,370 --> 02:02:17,080 I sold this to you, right? 1872 02:02:17,205 --> 02:02:17,747 Uh 1873 02:02:18,039 --> 02:02:18,748 Right? 1874 02:02:18,873 --> 02:02:19,873 Right 1875 02:02:20,875 --> 02:02:22,627 I'll buy it back 1876 02:02:22,752 --> 02:02:23,795 name your price 1877 02:02:24,003 --> 02:02:25,213 two million! 1878 02:02:26,381 --> 02:02:27,590 But you were throwing it away! 1879 02:02:27,715 --> 02:02:28,550 One million 1880 02:02:28,716 --> 02:02:29,300 two million 1881 02:02:29,425 --> 02:02:30,718 one million! 1882 02:02:30,844 --> 02:02:32,512 Let's not argue 1883 02:02:32,679 --> 02:02:34,055 a million, it is 1884 02:02:34,222 --> 02:02:34,848 deal 1885 02:02:35,056 --> 02:02:36,099 I meant British pounds 1886 02:02:36,224 --> 02:02:38,059 huh! I meant Japanese yen! 1887 02:02:39,602 --> 02:02:40,602 Japanese yen? 1888 02:02:40,645 --> 02:02:41,645 Uh 1889 02:02:43,982 --> 02:02:45,733 Don't worry. Next year 1890 02:02:46,609 --> 02:02:48,945 when the economy rebounds 1891 02:02:49,237 --> 02:02:51,489 I'll sell it at a high price 1892 02:02:51,906 --> 02:02:53,533 I'll split it with you 1893 02:02:54,534 --> 02:02:56,452 let me see. What are you looking at? 1894 02:02:56,703 --> 02:02:58,121 The future 1895 02:03:08,882 --> 02:03:10,925 Iiiiilbfiflkfife'c/afl fiéfléfi 1896 02:03:11,092 --> 02:03:13,136 ifiiifi%%I§;$ fifififec/aifl if? 1897 02:03:15,388 --> 02:03:17,432 I.taobao.com 1898 02:03:17,599 --> 02:03:19,726 ifitifiiij c23 arj- 112792