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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:06,940 - GUYS WITH KIDSIS TAPED 2 00:00:07,707 --> 00:00:08,173 IN FRONT OF 3 00:00:07,707 --> 00:00:08,173 A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE. 4 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:09,609 - HEY, EVERYBODY. 5 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:10,677 both: HI, MOM. 6 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:10,677 - HEY, BABY. 7 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:11,711 - IS MY SISTER HERE YET? 8 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,780 - LET ME CHECK MY WALLET. 9 00:00:13,813 --> 00:00:16,816 UH, NOPE. 10 00:00:13,813 --> 00:00:16,816 NO MONEY'S BEEN BORROWED. 11 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,451 SHE'S NOT HERE YET. 12 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:22,822 - WELL, WRAPKIN HEADQUARTERS 13 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:22,822 IS BUZZING. 14 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,392 - I'M IN CHARGE 15 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,392 OF DOMESTIC DISTRIBUTION. 16 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:29,729 [whispering] DON'T TELL DAD, 17 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:29,729 BUT I'M IN OVER MY HEAD. 18 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:32,399 - GARY, HOW LONG 19 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:32,399 ARE YOU GONNA DRAG YOUR FEET? 20 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:34,734 HIRE A REAL ASSISTANT. 21 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:34,734 - I'M LOOKING, BABY. 22 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:36,169 I GOT MY BEST MAN ON IT. 23 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:38,271 - ONLY MBAs NEED APPLY. 24 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:40,373 - AHA. 25 00:00:40,407 --> 00:00:42,242 - SO HOW'S IT GOING? 26 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:44,844 - GOOD, BUT TO TAKE THE WRAPKIN 27 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:44,844 TO THE NEXT LEVEL, BABY, 28 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,680 I'VE GOT TO GET IT 29 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,680 IN A CHAIN STORE. 30 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,815 I SENT A SAMPLES OVER 31 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,815 TO FOREVER BABIES, 32 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:50,417 BUT THEY WON'T CALL ME BACK. 33 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:53,386 - EXCUSE ME. 34 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:53,386 WHO SENT THE SAMPLES? 35 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:55,288 - [chuckles] 36 00:00:55,321 --> 00:00:57,323 - OOH, BRIDGET'S 37 00:00:55,321 --> 00:00:57,323 ON HER WAY UP. 38 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:59,325 MY BABY SISTER. 39 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:01,261 - NO, NOT YOUR BABY SISTER-- 40 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:05,265 YOUR 33-YEAR-OLD SISTER WHO 41 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:05,265 DOESN'T HAVE A JOB, ALL RIGHT? 42 00:01:05,298 --> 00:01:06,766 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 43 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,635 WE ARE NOT LENDING HER 44 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,635 ANY MORE MONEY. 45 00:01:08,668 --> 00:01:10,503 - OKAY. 46 00:01:08,668 --> 00:01:10,503 - ALL RIGHT? 47 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:11,805 - YES. 48 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:11,805 - LET ME HEAR YOU SAY IT. 49 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:14,174 I GOT TO HEAR YOU SAY IT. 50 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:14,174 [doorbell rings] 51 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:15,775 MM-MM! NO! 52 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:19,713 WE ARE NOT OPENING 53 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:19,713 THIS DOOR UNTIL YOU SAY IT. 54 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,810 - I PROMISE. 55 00:01:21,810 --> 00:01:23,650 - WHAT DO YOU PROMISE? 56 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:26,860 - I PROMISE 57 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:26,860 NOT TO GIVE HER ANY MONEY. 58 00:01:26,860 --> 00:01:29,723 - WHO IS "HER"? 59 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,558 - MY SISTER. 60 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:33,930 - GOOD. 61 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:35,950 NOW SAY 62 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:35,950 I'M A TREMENDOUS LOVER. 63 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:38,979 - WOULD YOU GET 64 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:38,979 OUT OF THE WAY? 65 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:40,934 [both squeal] 66 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:48,608 - YOU LOOK AMAZING. 67 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,777 I LOVE THAT SCARF. 68 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:52,212 - IT'S YOURS. 69 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,646 - OH--THANK YOU! 70 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:57,250 UM, EXCUSE ME. 71 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:57,250 YODA, CLARK, COME GIVE ME A HUG. 72 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,854 both: AUNT BRIDGET! 73 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,854 - HEY. 74 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:02,455 - HEY, BRIDGE. 75 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:02,455 - HEY. 76 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:04,391 MWAH, MWAH. 77 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:04,391 - OH. 78 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:05,925 - IN FRANCE, WE DO TWO. 79 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:09,362 - [chuckles] IN AMERICA, 80 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:09,362 WE ROLL OUR EYES. 81 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:11,831 - * LIFE IS 82 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:11,831 HOW YOU LIVE IT * 83 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,967 - * OOH * 84 00:02:14,670 --> 00:02:16,670 - * WAKE UP 85 00:02:14,670 --> 00:02:16,670 WHERE YOU WANT TO BE * 86 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:18,405 - * HEY, HEY * 87 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:20,507 - * YOU AND ME * 88 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:20,507 - * OOH * 89 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:22,909 - * WE'RE HAPPY * 90 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:22,909 - * OOH, HEY * 91 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:25,412 - * WE NEED OUR FRIENDS 92 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:25,412 LIKE THE SUN * 93 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:27,514 - * EVERYBODY SINGIN' * 94 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:30,350 - * WHY WOULD YOU WALK 95 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:30,350 WHEN YOU CAN RUN? * 96 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:31,785 * EVERYBODY SINGIN' * 97 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,853 * WHY WOULD YOU WALK 98 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:34,853 WHEN YOU CAN RUN? * 99 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,528 - OKAY, SO TUESDAY MORNING 100 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,528 WE HAVE A CONSULTATION 101 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:44,531 WITH THE BEST FERTILITY DOCTOR 102 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:44,531 IN MANHATTAN. 103 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:45,999 HE'S HELPED 104 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:45,999 A LOT OF PEOPLE GET PREGNANT, 105 00:02:46,990 --> 00:02:49,402 LIKE THAT 50-YEAR-OLD BAG 106 00:02:46,990 --> 00:02:49,402 IN MY OFFICE. 107 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:50,937 - GREAT. 108 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:53,773 ERNIE, YOU ARE GONNA HAVE 109 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:53,773 A LITTLE BROTHER OR SISTER. 110 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:56,843 - [sighs] DIVORCED 111 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:56,843 AND HAVING A BABY TOGETHER-- 112 00:02:56,876 --> 00:03:00,413 I'M NOT SURE HOW DISNEY HASN'T 113 00:02:56,876 --> 00:03:00,413 WRITTEN THIS FAIRY TALE YET. 114 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:02,649 - LISTEN, IT'S GONNA MAKE 115 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:02,649 ERNIE'S LIFE BETTER, OKAY? 116 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,818 HE'S GONNA HAVE A SIBLING 117 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,818 TO HELP DEAL WITH US 118 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,853 WHEN WE'RE OLD 119 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,853 AND DRIVING HIM CRAZY. 120 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:09,956 - BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY 121 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:09,956 NO ONE CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS. 122 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,192 - COME ON, THERE'S GONNA BE 123 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,192 A DOCTOR AND A NURSE 124 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:14,361 AND A JANITOR 125 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:14,361 THAT I MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH 126 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:16,363 RIGHT BEFORE I GO 127 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:16,363 INTO THE SPECIMEN ROOM. 128 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:18,640 YOU KNOW, AND THEN WHEN I'M IN 129 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:18,640 THERE AND I'M TRYING TO DO IT, 130 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:19,733 I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO 131 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:19,733 BECAUSE I'M GONNA BE THINKING 132 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:21,534 ABOUT HOW THE JANITOR KNOWS 133 00:03:21,568 --> 00:03:22,902 EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING 134 00:03:21,568 --> 00:03:22,902 RIGHT NOW, AND IT'S-- 135 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,738 - OKAY, CHRIS, CHRIS, 136 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,738 LET ME BE MORE SPECIFIC. 137 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:26,473 JUST DON'T TELL NICK. 138 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:28,908 - COME ON, 139 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:28,908 I DON'T TELL NICK EVERYTHING. 140 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,577 HE--HE DOESN'T KNOW 141 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,577 THAT I GET PEDICURES. 142 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,780 NOBODY DOES. 143 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:34,180 WELL, EXCEPT FOR GARY. 144 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:37,817 HE FOUND MY TOE SEPARATORS, 145 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:37,817 SO I HAD TO COME CLEAN. 146 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:39,185 - UGH. 147 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,421 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN 148 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,421 IN THAT SITUATION 149 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:44,656 WHERE YOU OWN 150 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:44,656 A HORSE OVERSEAS? 151 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:46,393 MY EX-BOYFRIEND 152 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:46,393 BOUGHT ME A HORSE, 153 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:48,928 BUT YOU CAN'T JUST BOX A HORSE 154 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:48,928 AND SHIP IT U.P.S. 155 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,230 I CALLED. 156 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:52,465 THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T SURVIVE. 157 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:55,368 - OKAY, IT SOUNDS LIKE EITHER 158 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:55,368 SHE'S GONNA ASK US FOR MONEY, 159 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:56,936 OR SHE'S GONNA GIVE US 160 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:56,936 A HORSE. 161 00:03:56,970 --> 00:04:00,240 I'M ROOTING FOR THE HORSE 162 00:03:56,970 --> 00:04:00,240 AS A CHANGE OF PACE. 163 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:03,443 - I AM NOT GOING TO ASK YOU 164 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:03,443 FOR MONEY. 165 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:06,613 I JUST NEED $3,000 166 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:06,613 SO THAT I CAN-- 167 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:08,615 - OH, NOW WE'RE GONNA 168 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:08,615 TURN THIS OVER 169 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:12,352 TO THE HOST 170 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:12,352 OF YOU CAN'T HAVE MONEY TODAY. 171 00:04:12,385 --> 00:04:16,389 MARNY, TAKE IT AWAY. 172 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,257 - BRIDGET, 173 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,257 I'M SORRY, SWEETIE, 174 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:20,393 BUT WE CANNOT GIVE YOU 175 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:20,393 ANY MORE MONEY. 176 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,728 - MM-MM. 177 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,728 - IT'S TIME FOR YOU 178 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:25,932 TO GET YOUR LIFE IN ORDER 179 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:25,932 AND GET A JOB. 180 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:28,468 SO YOU ARE GONNA 181 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:28,468 START WORKING FOR GARY. 182 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:30,837 - GARY WHO? 183 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:33,273 - LOOK, YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING 184 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:33,273 FOR AN ASSISTANT 185 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:34,607 TO HELP YOU WITH THE WRAPKIN, 186 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:36,760 AND YOU NEED A JOB, 187 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:37,610 SO IT'S GOOD FOR EVERYONE. 188 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:38,978 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 189 00:04:39,790 --> 00:04:41,514 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 190 00:04:39,790 --> 00:04:41,514 WHY NOT? 191 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:43,516 I'LL DO IT. 192 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:43,516 - GREAT. 193 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:46,686 - OH, I CANNOT WAIT TO START. 194 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,656 OH, BUT TOMORROW I DO NEED 195 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,656 TO TAKE A PERSONAL DAY. 196 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:53,930 THE WEATHER 197 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:53,930 IS GOING TO BE AMAZING. 198 00:04:55,995 --> 00:04:58,980 - BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, 199 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,866 BRIDGET IS A VERY SMART GIRL, 200 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:02,350 AND I'M SURE 201 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:02,350 SHE'S GONNA DO A GREAT JOB. 202 00:05:02,350 --> 00:05:03,360 - "SMART"? 203 00:05:03,690 --> 00:05:05,138 SHE HAD TO HAVE SOMEBODY 204 00:05:03,690 --> 00:05:05,138 TELL HER 205 00:05:14,470 --> 00:05:15,148 - HEY. 206 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:16,883 - HEY. 207 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:16,883 - CHRIS. 208 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:19,452 WHAT IS GOING ON? 209 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:19,452 - OH... 210 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:22,522 NADAMOOCH. 211 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:23,857 - "NADAMOOCH"? 212 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:25,158 OKAY, WELL, SOMETHING IS UP, 213 00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:26,860 BECAUSE YOU ONLY USE 214 00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:26,860 THE CASUAL SPANISH 215 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:30,630 WHEN YOU'RE HIDING 216 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:30,630 SOMETHING FROM ME. 217 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:31,131 - IS IT A GIRL? 218 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,199 [gasps] 219 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,199 YOU'VE GOT A NEW GIRL. 220 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:35,680 WHAT A HOUND. 221 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:38,710 OW! 222 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:43,943 - THERE'S NOT 223 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:43,943 A NEW GIRL IN MY LIFE. 224 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,880 - OOH, THEN IT MUST BE 225 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,880 AN OLD GIRL. 226 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:48,810 - AN OLD GIRL. 227 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:49,949 YES, YES, WELL, 228 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:49,949 THEN IT MUST BE SAGE, 229 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:51,885 BECAUSE OF ALL THE WOMEN 230 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:51,885 THAT YOU'VE DATED... 231 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:55,321 SHE WAS ONE OF THE TWO. 232 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,323 - OH, I LOVED SAGE. 233 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,292 YOU GUYS 234 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,292 WERE SO GOOD TOGETHER. 235 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:01,270 - SAGE WAS THE WOMAN 236 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:01,270 YOU SHOULD HAVE MARRIED. 237 00:06:01,270 --> 00:06:03,329 IT WAS THE WORST MISTAKE 238 00:06:01,270 --> 00:06:03,329 YOU EVER MADE. 239 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,531 - HI. 240 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:06,833 - CORRECTION-- 241 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:06,833 SECOND WORST. 242 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,368 - "SECOND WORST"? 243 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:11,571 OH, NO, YOU HAVE THEWORST 244 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:11,571 TRAINER IN THE WORLD. 245 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:13,306 - [laughs sarcastically] 246 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:15,542 NO, I WAS TALKING 247 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:15,542 ABOUT YOU AND CHRIS 248 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:17,911 AND HOW IT WAS HONORABLE 249 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:17,911 THAT YOU TWO HAVE ATTEMPTED 250 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:20,280 AN INTERSPECIES RELATIONSHIP, 251 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:20,280 DESPITE THE COMMON KNOWLEDGE 252 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:24,500 THAT HUMANS AND LADY BIGFOOTS 253 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:24,500 CANNOT COEXIST. 254 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:28,855 - OH, WHAT TO SAY TO THAT, 255 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:28,855 WHAT TO SAY. 256 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:32,459 CHRIS AND I DECIDED TO HAVE 257 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:32,459 ANOTHER BABY TOGETHER. 258 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:37,630 - WHAT? 259 00:06:37,970 --> 00:06:40,900 - SHEILA, YOU MADE ME PROMISE 260 00:06:37,970 --> 00:06:40,900 NOT TO TELL HIM. 261 00:06:40,933 --> 00:06:43,690 - CONGRATULATIONS? 262 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,905 - THANK YOU. 263 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,905 - NO. 264 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:48,341 - I TOLD YOU 265 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:48,341 THAT YOU COULDN'T TELL HIM. 266 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:52,946 I WANTED TO SEE THE LOOK 267 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:52,946 OF DEVASTATION ON HIS FACE. 268 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:55,548 - NO. NO. NO. 269 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,830 NO! 270 00:06:57,830 --> 00:06:59,850 - THERE IT IS. 271 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,224 - WHY WOULD SHEILA AGREE 272 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,224 TO THIS? 273 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,625 WHAT IS HER GAME? 274 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:07,227 FIRST, SHE MOVES 275 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:07,227 INTO THE BUILDING. 276 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,950 THEN SHE WANTS TO HAVE 277 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,950 A BABY WITH CHRIS. 278 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:11,310 IT'S-- 279 00:07:11,310 --> 00:07:13,400 OH, MY GOD! 280 00:07:11,310 --> 00:07:13,400 OH, MY GOD! 281 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,135 - WHAT? 282 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,135 WHAT IS IT? 283 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,370 IS IT BEHIND ME? 284 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:19,272 - HOW DID I NOT SEE 285 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:19,272 THIS BEFORE? 286 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:20,440 OF COURSE! 287 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:22,275 VILLAINS ALWAYS 288 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:22,275 HAVE A MASTER PLAN. 289 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:24,344 SHE WANTS TO GET BACK TOGETHER 290 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:24,344 WITH CHRIS. 291 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:27,647 - OH, MY GOD. 292 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,549 WE CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN. 293 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:29,549 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 294 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:32,686 - WE GOT TO FIND A WAY 295 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:32,686 TO PUT A STOP TO THIS, AND NOW. 296 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:37,900 WE DON'T KNOW HOW FAR 297 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:37,900 UP THE CHAIN THIS THING GOES. 298 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:41,161 - I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT 299 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:41,161 TAKES TO CLEAN UP THIS CITY. 300 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:44,698 - I LOVE IT WHEN YOU 301 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:44,698 PLAY ALONG WITH ME. 302 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:51,705 - HEY, MARNY. 303 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:53,173 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 304 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,750 - OH, I JUST FIGURED 305 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,750 I'D STOP BY, 306 00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:57,644 MAYBE WE COULD GRAB 307 00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:57,644 SOME LUNCH. 308 00:07:57,677 --> 00:07:59,179 I'M KIND OF GETTING 309 00:07:57,677 --> 00:07:59,179 A LITTLE BURNED OUT. 310 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,810 - IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY OF WORK. 311 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:04,617 AND IT'S 10:30 IN THE MORNING. 312 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,486 - IT'S ONLY 10:30? 313 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:10,357 THIS DAY WILL NEVER END. 314 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:14,194 - LOOK, I STUCK MY NECK OUT 315 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:14,194 WITH GARY TO GET YOU THIS JOB. 316 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:16,129 PLUS, YOU NEED THIS. 317 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,231 YOU ARE 33 YEARS OLD, 318 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:21,134 AND YOU HAVE NOTHING 319 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:21,134 TO SHOW FOR YOUR LIFE. 320 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,136 - I HAVE A HORSE. 321 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,504 - LISTEN, BRIDGET... 322 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:28,441 I SEE SO MUCH POTENTIAL 323 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:28,441 IN YOU, 324 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:31,111 BUT YOU JUST 325 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:31,111 DON'T APPLY YOURSELF. 326 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:34,713 - HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET 327 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:34,713 EXCITED ABOUT THE WRAPKIN? 328 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:39,419 THIS LOOKS 329 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:39,419 LIKE A GIANT NAPKIN. 330 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:42,355 OH, NOW I GET IT. 331 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:45,692 WOMEN ARE NOT GONNA WANT 332 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:45,692 TO BUY THIS. 333 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:49,262 - OKAY, THEN--THEN GIVE 334 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:49,262 GARY SOME IDEAS 335 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:52,980 ABOUT WHAT WOMEN 336 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:52,980 WOULD WANT TO BUY. 337 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:55,680 - OKAY, WELL, MAYBE IF IT WAS 338 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:55,680 A LITTLE MORE FLATTERING 339 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:57,170 AND CAME IN 340 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:57,170 SOME MORE FEMININE COLORS... 341 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,304 - SEE? 342 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:00,540 COME ON, 343 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:00,540 I KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS. 344 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,308 - OKAY. 345 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,770 [sighs] 346 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,770 OKAY, MARNY. 347 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:07,747 - WELL, I THINK I'M GONNA 348 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:07,747 SKETCH OUT SOME DESIGNS. 349 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:10,483 MAYBE, UM-- 350 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:10,483 I'M GONNA MAKE A MOOD BOARD. 351 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:14,187 THEN I'LL TAKE A WALK AROUND 352 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:14,187 THE RIVER, SIT BY THE CAFE. 353 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,556 - JUST GET TO WORK! 354 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,940 - WELL, I GOT TO SAY 355 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,940 I AM VERY HAPPY 356 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:22,529 WITH THE PLACE WE'VE CHOSEN. 357 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,364 THE FERTILITY DOCTOR WAS GREAT. 358 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:28,234 OH, AND I MET THE JANITOR. 359 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:28,234 HE SEEMED VERY NONJUDGMENTAL. 360 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,710 - CHRIS... 361 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:34,307 I'M NOT SURE I CAN DO THIS. 362 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:34,307 - WHAT? 363 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:36,576 - WELL, I DIDN'T REALIZE 364 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:36,576 THAT ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION 365 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:39,779 INVOLVED PUTTING 366 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:39,779 SO MANY HORMONES IN MY BODY. 367 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,514 AND I ALSO DIDN'T REALIZE 368 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:44,484 THAT OUR FERTILITY DOCTOR 369 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:44,484 DRIVES A SATURN. 370 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,486 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW. 371 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,788 DO YOU TRUST THAT? 372 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,557 [sighs] 373 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:54,127 YOU KNOW, 374 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:54,127 ERNIE TURNED OUT SO WELL. 375 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,630 MAYBE WE JUST CONCEIVE 376 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,630 OUR NEXT CHILD 377 00:09:57,970 --> 00:09:59,650 IN THE EXACT SAME WAY. 378 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:00,467 - OH. 379 00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:04,838 OH. 380 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,710 OKAY. 381 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,512 - OKAY? 382 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:15,810 - YEAH. OKAY. 383 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:15,810 YEAH. OKAY. 384 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,417 AND I-IF MY MOM CALLS 385 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,417 IN THE MIDDLE THIS TIME, 386 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,286 I'LL KNOW NOT TO PICK UP. 387 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,788 - AND DON'T WORRY. 388 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:24,290 IT WILL STILL BE EFFICIENT, 389 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:24,290 CLINICAL, AND NO FUN. 390 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,592 - HMM. 391 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:35,402 - HELLO, EVERYBODY. 392 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:39,139 WHAT ARE YOU DOING 393 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:39,139 TOMORROW NIGHT? 394 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:42,242 - PROBABLY TAKING ONE OF 395 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:42,242 THE BOYS TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. 396 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:46,120 IT HASN'T HAPPENED THIS WEEK, 397 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:46,120 SO IT'S COMING. 398 00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:48,140 - OKAY, WELL, 399 00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:48,140 I AM CONVINCED THAT SHEILA 400 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,816 IS TRYING TO GET BACK 401 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,816 TOGETHER WITH CHRIS, 402 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:50,950 AND I NEED TO STOP THIS. 403 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,285 SO I'M THROWING A PARTY 404 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,920 AT CAGNEY'S TOMORROW 405 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,920 TO REMIND HIM 406 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:56,923 OF ALL THE REASONS THAT 407 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:56,923 THEIR MARRIAGE WAS HORRIBLE. 408 00:10:56,956 --> 00:11:00,660 - BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, 409 00:10:56,956 --> 00:11:00,660 IT'S KARAOKE NIGHT AT CAGNEY'S. 410 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:03,630 I'M THINKING OF BRINGING 411 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:03,630 SOME PYROTECHNICS. 412 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,932 BOOM! 413 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,932 ROCK AND ROLL! 414 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,674 - HEY, THERE YOU ARE. 415 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,610 WHY DID IT TAKE YOU TWO HOURS 416 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,610 TO GO TO FEDEX? 417 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,779 - BECAUSE, GARY, 418 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,779 I DIDN'T GO TO FEDEX. 419 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:23,116 I TOOK THE INITIATIVE 420 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:23,116 AND MADE SOME CHANGES 421 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:24,951 TO IMPROVE THE WRAPKIN. 422 00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:26,686 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 423 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,890 - WHAT? 424 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,890 - OH, MY GOD! 425 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:30,623 BRIDGET, THAT IS FANTASTIC! 426 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:32,192 - YOU LIKE IT? 427 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,661 - YEAH, I WOULD 428 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,661 ACTUALLY BUY THAT. 429 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,262 - WHAT? 430 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,265 - OH, NOT THAT I WOULDN'T BUY 431 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,265 THE FIRST WRAPKIN. 432 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,101 BUT I WOULD BUY THAT 433 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,101 FROM SOMEBODY 434 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,203 THAT I WASN'T FRIENDS WITH. 435 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:47,307 - SEE, YOU HIRE THE RIGHT PEOPLE 436 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:47,307 AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS. 437 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,242 THEY DO A GOOD JOB. 438 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:52,946 - NO, A GOOD JOB IS SOMEBODY 439 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:52,946 DOING WHAT YOU ASK THEM TO DO. 440 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,848 THAT'S LIKE YOU GOING 441 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,848 TO A MECHANIC 442 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,716 AND SAYING, 443 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,716 "I NEED MY OIL CHANGED," 444 00:11:56,750 --> 00:12:00,530 AND HE CHECKS YOUR PROSTATE. 445 00:12:00,530 --> 00:12:01,855 - YOU KNOW WHAT, MARNY? 446 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,323 I TRIED. 447 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,580 - WELL, BRIDGET, 448 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,580 HANG ON A SECOND. 449 00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:06,259 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 450 00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:06,259 - NO. 451 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,895 I APPLY MYSELF, 452 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,895 AND THIS IS WHAT I GET? 453 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:09,963 I QUIT. 454 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:11,398 - DON'T QUIT. 455 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,667 J-- 456 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,138 SHE WAS TAKING 457 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,138 INITIATIVE, GARY. 458 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:21,141 - I'M NOT PAYING HER 459 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:21,141 TO TAKE INITIATIVE. 460 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:24,811 BESIDES, THE WRAPKIN 461 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:24,811 IS FUNCTIONAL, NOT PRETTY. 462 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,748 - THEY'RE STARTING TO FIGHT. 463 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,748 THIS IS GETTING AWKWARD. 464 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,750 - THE WRAPKIN CAN BE 465 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,750 BOTH PRETTY AND FUNCTIONAL. 466 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,752 - THAT MAKES NO SENSE! 467 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:35,355 - LET'S JUST PRETEND WE'RE 468 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:35,355 ADMIRING THIS SERVING BOWL. 469 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:38,910 - IT'S SUCH A BOWL. 470 00:12:38,910 --> 00:12:41,461 - GARY, WOMEN BUY THINGS 471 00:12:38,910 --> 00:12:41,461 THAT LOOK PRETTY ALL THE TIME. 472 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,229 IT'S ALL PACKAGING. 473 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,980 I'LL SPEND AN EXTRA 25 CENTS 474 00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:47,767 ON A SPONGE 475 00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:47,767 THAT HAS A FLOWER ON IT. 476 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,269 - I AGREE WITH HER. 477 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:52,372 - OH, WHY WOULD YOU BUY 478 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:52,372 A FANCY SPONGE? 479 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:56,376 NOW, LOOK, 480 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:56,376 THEY'VE GOT US FIGHTING. 481 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,678 - YOU KNOW, 482 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,678 I DON'T NEED YOU BUTTING IN, 483 00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:01,470 AND I DON'T NEED 484 00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:01,470 YOUR SISTER BUTTING IN. 485 00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,783 I'M DOING JUST FINE BY MYSELF, 486 00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,783 ALL RIGHT? 487 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,919 THE LADY FROM FOREVER BABIES-- 488 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,919 SHE FINALLY CALLED BACK. 489 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,540 SHE WANTS TO MEET ME. 490 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,540 [chuckles] 491 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,570 I GUESS SHE LIKES 492 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,570 THE WRAPKIN JUST THE WAY IT IS-- 493 00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:12,792 FUNCTIONAL. 494 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,496 - IS SHE STARING AT US? 495 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,472 - YES. 496 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:28,375 - THAT IS SOME BOWL. 497 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:37,317 WELCOME TO YOUR "NEVER SHOULD 498 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:37,317 HAVE MARRIED SHEILA" PARTY. 499 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,319 - WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU-- 500 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,319 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 501 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,221 YOU TOLD ME CAGNEY'S 502 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,221 HAD A NEW CHICKEN CAESAR WR-- 503 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:44,900 IS THERE 504 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:44,900 NO CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP? 505 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,426 - ONCE A YEAR, I THINK 506 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,426 IT'S HEALTHY TO REMIND YOU 507 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,795 HOW AWFUL YOUR MARRIAGE 508 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,795 TO SHEILA WAS. 509 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,130 DO YOU REMEMBER 510 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,130 WHEN SHE USED TO DRESS YOU 511 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:54,100 LIKE THE BAD GUY 512 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:54,100 FROM AN '80s MOVIE? 513 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:56,836 - NICK, THIS IS STUPID. 514 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,772 - NO, NO, NO, 515 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,772 THIS IS NOT STUPID. 516 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,400 THIS IS YOUR LIFE. 517 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:02,242 YOU AND SHEILA 518 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:02,242 WERE A TERRIBLE COUPLE. 519 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:05,780 HA! 520 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:09,115 AND YOU AND SAGE 521 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:09,115 WERE A DELIGHTFUL COUPLE. 522 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:13,119 - OKAY, WHY ARE YOU DOING 523 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:13,119 ALL THIS? 524 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,421 - BECAUSE 525 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,421 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, 526 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,560 AND YOU ARE TOO DUMB 527 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,560 TO REALIZE 528 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:17,857 THAT SHE IS TRYING TO GET 529 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:17,857 BACK TOGETHER WITH YOU. 530 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,859 - NO, SHE IS NOT. 531 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,859 - SHE IS! 532 00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:22,328 THIS WHOLE BABY THING IS HER 533 00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:22,328 TRYING TO REEL YOU BACK IN. 534 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,564 - NO. STOP. THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 535 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,564 - WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME? 536 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,866 I FEEL LIKE ROY SCHEIDER 537 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,866 IN JAWS, 538 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,868 AND YOU'RE THE MAYOR 539 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,868 TRYING TO KEEP THE BEACHES OPEN 540 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,236 ON THE FOURTH OF JULY. 541 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:37,243 - THE WRAPKIN HAS A LOT OF FANS 542 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:37,243 HERE AT FOREVER BABIES. 543 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,446 WE LOVE IT. 544 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,446 - OH, WELL, TO BE HONEST, JOYCE, 545 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,881 I LOVE FOREVER BABIES. 546 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,881 - NOW, I HAVE TO ADMIT-- 547 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,150 YOUR FIRST DESIGNS 548 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,150 WERE A LITTLE ROUGH. 549 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,219 - "FIRST DESIGNS"? 550 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:49,155 - THEN YOUR ASSISTANT 551 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:49,155 BROUGHT THIS BY. 552 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,890 - SHE DID? 553 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,892 - MOST OF OUR CUSTOMERS 554 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,892 ARE WOMEN, 555 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,894 AND YOUR EXCITING DESIGN 556 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,894 AND FEMININE TOUCHES 557 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,529 ARE JUST WHAT 558 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,529 THEY'RE LOOKING FOR. 559 00:14:56,563 --> 00:15:00,266 - WELL, I ALWAYS THOUGHT 560 00:14:56,563 --> 00:15:00,266 THE WRAPKIN SHOULD BE STYLISH. 561 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,602 I'M VERY IN TOUCH 562 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,602 WITH MY FEMININE SIDE. 563 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,371 YOU KNOW, I WILL SPEND 564 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,371 AN EXTRA QUARTER 565 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,840 FOR A SPONGE 566 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,840 WITH A FLOWER ON IT? 567 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,408 THAT'S JUST THE WAY I AM. 568 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,760 [both giggle] 569 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:13,113 - * OH, OH, 570 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:13,113 HERE SHE COMES * 571 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,382 * SHE'S A MANEATER * 572 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,917 * THE WOMAN IS WILD, 573 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,917 OOH * 574 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,886 * WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT, 575 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,886 WATCH OUT * 576 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:20,920 GRAND FINALE! 577 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,256 [snaps popping] 578 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,525 [cheers and applause] 579 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,527 THANK YOU, LADIES. 580 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,129 CONGRATS ON YOUR BIG WIN. 581 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,264 [women cheering] 582 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:35,235 I KNOW I'VE MISLED THEM, 583 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:35,235 BUT I DON'T CARE. 584 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,904 - OKAY, THIS HAS BEEN 585 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,904 RIDICULOUS, NICK, 586 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,306 BUT I AM LEAVING RIGHT NOW 587 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,306 TO GO MAKE A BABY WITH SHEILA. 588 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,941 - RIGHT NOW? 589 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,941 - YEAH. 590 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,943 - WHAT KIND OF FERTILITY CLINIC 591 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,943 IS OPEN AT 7:00 AT NIGHT? 592 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,879 - WELL, UH, YOU KNOW, 593 00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:48,448 SHE DIDN'T REALLY FEEL 594 00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:48,448 COMFORTABLE GOING THAT ROUTE, 595 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:53,860 SO WE'RE--WE'RE JUST GONNA DO IT 596 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:53,860 THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY. 597 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,223 - WAIT. 598 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,223 YOU MEAN... 599 00:15:57,257 --> 00:16:00,126 [imitates bedsprings 600 00:15:57,257 --> 00:16:00,126 squeaking] 601 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,290 - WHY DON'T YOU SEE THIS? 602 00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:04,931 SHE'S TRYING TO GET YOU BACK. 603 00:16:05,310 --> 00:16:07,267 CLOSE DOWN THE BEACHES! 604 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,935 - I GOT TO GO. 605 00:16:09,350 --> 00:16:12,138 - OKAY, NO, YOU CAN'T GO 606 00:16:09,350 --> 00:16:12,138 QUITE YET, ALL RIGHT? 607 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,340 - SAGE? 608 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,575 - THAT'S JUST A CUTOUT, EMILY. 609 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,344 - OH, MY GOD! 610 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,945 [both squeal] 611 00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:20,613 OH, MY GOD. 612 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:21,715 - SAGE? 613 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,490 - HI. 614 00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:24,384 - OKAY, EMILY, LET GO. 615 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,252 SHE'S HERE FOR CHRIS. 616 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,252 - I'M SORRY. 617 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,654 - OH, MY GOD, 618 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,654 YOU LOOK GREAT, CHRIS. 619 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:28,955 - SO DO YOU. 620 00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:31,624 - YAY, CHRIS AND SAGE! 621 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,594 OH, MY GOD! 622 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:45,472 [all chuckling] 623 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,575 - YOU KNOW, IF IT'S POSSIBLE, 624 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,678 YOU LOOK EVEN BETTER NOW 625 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,678 THAN YOU DID BACK THEN. 626 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:56,820 - CHRIS LOOKED LIKE AN EXTRA 627 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:56,820 FROM A BIBLE MOVIE. 628 00:16:56,820 --> 00:16:57,584 - HEY, IT WORKED FOR ME. 629 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,686 I COULDN'T KEEP 630 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,686 MY HANDS OFF OF THAT. 631 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,688 - OOH, 632 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,688 IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE. 633 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:05,525 - THAT OR SHE WAS PICKING BUGS 634 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:05,525 OUT OF HIS HAIR LIKE A GORILLA. 635 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:09,290 - HEY, GUYS, I JUST LEFT 636 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:09,290 MY MEETING WITH FOREVER BABIES, 637 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:10,896 AND THEY LOVED THE WRAPKIN! 638 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,898 - YEAH! 639 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:13,900 - GREAT. 640 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,349 - BRIDGET'S WRAPKIN. 641 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,369 - REALLY? THEY DID? 642 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,406 - I KNEW 643 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,406 THAT WAS SO MUCH BETTER! 644 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,376 I LIKE THE OLD ONE TOO. 645 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,944 - SEE? 646 00:17:25,450 --> 00:17:27,946 I TOLD YOU 647 00:17:25,450 --> 00:17:27,946 IF YOU APPLIED YOURSELF... 648 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,783 - AND THEY'RE PUTTING IN 649 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,783 A BIG ORDER, 650 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,185 THANKS TO YOU DROPPING OFF 651 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,185 YOUR SAMPLES. 652 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:35,555 SO-- 653 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:35,555 - SO IT WASA GOOD IDEA 654 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,580 FOR ME TO MAKE YOU 655 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,580 HIRE MY SISTER? 656 00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:40,560 - HMM. 657 00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:40,560 - YEAH. 658 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,562 - AND YOU'RE SORRY? 659 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,431 - [chuckles] 660 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,765 I AM. 661 00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:48,935 - HOW DO WE KNOW 662 00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:48,935 HE'S REALLY SORRY? 663 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,403 - YEAH. 664 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,403 - OOH. 665 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,730 - MM. 666 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,730 - WHAT ABOUT A GRAND GESTURE? 667 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,809 - HMM. 668 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,809 SOME KARAOKE, PERHAPS? 669 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:58,945 - HA HA! 670 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:58,945 HOW ABOUT SONG... 671 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,681 [laughs] 672 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,681 - OH, NO. 673 00:18:01,715 --> 00:18:02,816 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 674 00:18:01,715 --> 00:18:02,816 - [laughs] 675 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,418 - 738? 676 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,853 - 738--WHAT'S THAT? 677 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,788 - WELL, GO ON UP THERE. 678 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,788 YOU'LL SEE, BIG BOY. 679 00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:10,857 - ALL RIGHT. 680 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,560 [Kelly Clarkson's My Life Would 681 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,560 Suck Without Youplays] 682 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,228 [both laugh] 683 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,229 REALLY? 684 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,310 - OH, YEAH. 685 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,310 - OKAY. 686 00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:20,767 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY 687 00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:20,767 FOR SOME GARY-OKE? 688 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,603 [cheers and applause] 689 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:26,706 * GUESS THIS MEANS 690 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:26,706 YOU'RE SORRY * 691 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:30,844 * YOU'RE STANDING AT MY DOOR * 692 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:34,470 * GUESS THIS MEANS 693 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:34,470 YOU'LL TAKE BACK * 694 00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:37,117 * ALL YOU SAID BEFORE * 695 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,887 * LIKE HOW MUCH YOU WANTED * 696 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,923 * ANYONE BUT ME * 697 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:47,560 * SAID YOU'D NEVER COME BACK * 698 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:51,498 * BUT HERE YOU ARE AGAIN * 699 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:56,603 * 'CAUSE WE BELONG 700 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:56,603 TOGETHER NOW * 701 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,104 * YEAH * 702 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:03,743 * FOREVER UNITED HERE SOMEHOW * 703 00:19:03,777 --> 00:19:04,911 * YEAH * 704 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:09,150 * YOU GOT A PIECE OF ME * 705 00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:11,484 * HONESTLY * 706 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,720 * MY LIFE * 707 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,720 all: * MY LIFE * 708 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,155 - * WOULD SUCK * 709 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,155 all: * WOULD SUCK * 710 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:18,525 - * WITHOUT YOU * 711 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,528 YEAH! 712 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,528 [cheers and applause] 713 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,133 I'M SORRY. 714 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,133 - [laughs] 715 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:31,705 - CA-CAW, CA-CAW! 716 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,730 - CHRIS... 717 00:19:33,106 --> 00:19:34,941 HEY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 718 00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:37,711 WHAT, UH--WHAT HAPPENED 719 00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:37,711 TO OUR APPOINTMENT? 720 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,579 - I'M SORRY. 721 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,579 I LOST TRACK OF TIME. 722 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,114 - OH, OKAY, WELL, FINE. 723 00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:42,315 SO LET'S GO. 724 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,840 - UH... 725 00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:45,885 - ARE YOU COMING? 726 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,622 OH, UH, SORRY. 727 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,622 THIS IS... 728 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,691 - OH, SORRY. 729 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,691 UH, SHEILA, THIS IS SAGE. 730 00:19:51,725 --> 00:19:53,590 SAGE, THIS IS SHEILA. 731 00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:55,195 both: 732 00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:55,195 OH. 733 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,300 - UM, CAN WE RESCHEDULE? 734 00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:06,306 - UM, NO. 735 00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:06,306 YOU KNOW WHAT? 736 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,975 YOU KNOW WHAT? NO. 737 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,975 MAYBE THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. 738 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:12,178 UH, JUST HAVE FUN 739 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:12,178 WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 740 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,247 - SHEILA. 741 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,152 YOU'RE RIGHT. 742 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,152 YOU'RE RIGHT. 743 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,954 I THINK SHE WANTS TO GET 744 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,954 BACK TOGETHER WITH ME. 745 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,556 - AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA 746 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,556 DO THAT, RIGHT? 747 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:28,610 - SHE WANTS TO GET 748 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:28,610 OUR FAMILY BACK TOGETHER. 749 00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:29,829 - WOW. 750 00:20:29,863 --> 00:20:32,665 SO ARE YOU STAYING OR GOING? 751 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,904 - I'M NOT SURE. 752 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,974 - OKAY, COOL. YOU WANT TO SING 753 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,974 ISLANDS IN THE STREAMWITH ME 754 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:42,676 WHILE YOU THINK ABOUT IT? 755 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:43,777 COME ON. 756 00:20:47,147 --> 00:20:49,382 - ALL RIGHT. 757 00:20:47,147 --> 00:20:49,382 [baby shouts] 758 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,684 - SEE. 759 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,180 - START WITH YOUR LINE AGAIN, 760 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,154 FROM YOUR LINE. 761 00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:56,756 - ALL RIGHT. 762 00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:58,124 - [cries] 763 00:20:58,158 --> 00:20:59,893 - I'LL BE MAD TOO IF I GET 46. 764 00:20:58,158 --> 00:20:59,893 - I KNOW. 765 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,261 - IT'S 21. 766 00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:03,630 - HE'S VERY RESPONSIBLE, 767 00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:03,630 AND THAT'S-- 768 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:07,901 THAT'S GOOD, 769 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:07,901 BECAUSE THAT MEANS THAT HE'S... 770 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,337 THAT'S--THANK YOU. 771 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,337 THAT'S GOOD. 772 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:15,208 [laughs] 773 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:19,846 [baby coos] 774 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,849 - GRAB IT. 775 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,849 GRR. 776 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,851 GRR. 777 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:28,922 [grunting] 778 00:21:32,192 --> 00:21:34,260 [chicks chirping] 45534

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