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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,605 --> 00:00:07,207 - guys with kidsis taped 2 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:08,575 In front of a live 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:08,575 Studio audience. 4 00:00:08,608 --> 00:00:10,243 - so, everyone, 5 00:00:08,608 --> 00:00:10,243 We have big news. 6 00:00:10,276 --> 00:00:11,778 - you're-- 7 00:00:10,276 --> 00:00:11,778 - I'm not pregnant. 8 00:00:11,811 --> 00:00:13,713 Don't say I look pregnant. 9 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:16,583 - just maybe take a test. 10 00:00:16,616 --> 00:00:19,652 - nick is directing a super bowl 11 00:00:16,616 --> 00:00:19,652 Insurance commercial 12 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,654 With a wisecracking badger. 13 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:26,393 "Gloria, we crashed 14 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:26,393 The car again." 15 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:28,395 - well, marny has 16 00:00:26,426 --> 00:00:28,395 Some great news too. 17 00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:30,263 - I got a promotion... 18 00:00:30,296 --> 00:00:31,831 All: ooh. 19 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,200 - and not the kind 20 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,200 That would've happened anyway, 21 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:38,138 The kind you get 22 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:38,138 For brown-nosing... 23 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:40,473 But you can't just kiss 24 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:40,473 Around the edge. 25 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:43,810 You really got to work your way 26 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:43,810 In there. 27 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:46,279 Play the game, people. 28 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:47,580 - all right, my turn. 29 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:48,682 Last week 30 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:48,682 I was at the dentist, 31 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,250 And I had 32 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,250 That paper bib on-- 33 00:00:50,283 --> 00:00:51,418 You know, the one 34 00:00:50,283 --> 00:00:51,418 With the metal chain. 35 00:00:51,451 --> 00:00:52,686 Food was everywhere. 36 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,387 I mean, there was blood. 37 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,387 There was spit. 38 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:55,388 There was more blood. 39 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:56,856 - you got to floss, man. 40 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,592 - keep your nose 41 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,592 Out of my mouth, all right? 42 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:02,195 And when they took 43 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:02,195 The plastic bib off, 44 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,296 I was spotless. 45 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:04,897 And that's when it hit me. 46 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:07,233 I need one of these 47 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:07,233 For when I'm with my boys, 48 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:10,470 When they're throwing food 49 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:10,470 And have filthy hands. 50 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:11,805 A protective napkin 51 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:11,805 That I can wear 52 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:13,773 Over my clothes, 53 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:13,773 Like a poncho. 54 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:17,310 I'm gonna call it 55 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:17,310 "The over-cho." 56 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:19,279 - you should call it 57 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:19,279 "The wrapkin." 58 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:20,847 - no, no, no, no, no. 59 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:20,847 That's what I said-- 60 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,615 "The wrapkin." 61 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:24,484 - well, gary, 62 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:24,484 Whatever it's called, 63 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:26,319 It's a great idea, honey. 64 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:27,887 - all right. 65 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:27,887 - [laughs] 66 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,889 So, chris, let's keep 67 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,889 The ball rolling. 68 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,624 What have you been up to? 69 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,624 - oh, okay. 70 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:32,926 Okay, big things-- 71 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,495 Uh, proofread some contracts 72 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,495 At work. 73 00:01:35,527 --> 00:01:37,330 Um, on the social front, 74 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:39,666 I marathoned through 75 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:39,666 some golden girlsepisodes. 76 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:41,468 It was pretty good. 77 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:42,569 Uh...Ooh! 78 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:45,472 Finally pulled the trigger 79 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:45,472 On an iced-tea maker. 80 00:01:45,505 --> 00:01:46,872 Yeah. 81 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:50,509 Had immediate buyer's remorse, 82 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:50,509 Returned it. 83 00:01:50,543 --> 00:01:52,912 - boo! 84 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,646 - what? 85 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:55,914 - chris, if that's 86 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:55,914 The big stuff, 87 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,484 You need to make a change, 88 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,484 My friend. 89 00:01:57,517 --> 00:01:59,119 You are a single guy. 90 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,453 You should be out there 91 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,453 Tearing it up. 92 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:01,888 Get a hobby, okay? 93 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:01,888 Do something 94 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:03,423 So that your sucky life 95 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:03,423 Doesn't suck the fun 96 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,925 Out of dinner parties, 97 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,925 'cause it sucks. 98 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,661 - my life doesn't suck. 99 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:12,132 - it's not great. 100 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:14,934 - * life is 101 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:14,934 How you live it * 102 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,970 - * ooh * 103 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:19,506 - * wake up 104 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:19,506 Where you want to be * 105 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,141 - * hey, hey * 106 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:23,143 - * you and me * 107 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:23,143 - * ooh * 108 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:25,945 - * we're happy * 109 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:25,945 - * ooh, hey * 110 00:02:25,978 --> 00:02:28,248 - * we need our friends 111 00:02:25,978 --> 00:02:28,248 Like the sun * 112 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:29,916 - * everybody singin' * 113 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:32,918 - * why would you walk 114 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:32,918 When you can run? * 115 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:34,654 * everybody singin' * 116 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:37,624 * why would you walk 117 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:37,624 When you can run? * 118 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:40,694 - okay, we'll be home 119 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:40,694 By 10:30. 120 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:42,529 There's ice cream 121 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:42,529 In the freezer. 122 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:44,364 - stacee, what are we 123 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:44,364 Doing tonight? 124 00:02:44,397 --> 00:02:46,533 - I thought we would make 125 00:02:44,397 --> 00:02:46,533 Friendship bracelets. 126 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:48,301 - oh, my god! 127 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:52,939 You don't ever 128 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:52,939 Have to come home. 129 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:55,275 - hey, guys. 130 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:55,275 Both: hey. 131 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:56,942 - hey, chris. 132 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:56,942 Hey, ernie. 133 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:58,578 - hey, stacee. 134 00:02:58,611 --> 00:03:02,449 Uh, so, nick, um, I took 135 00:02:58,611 --> 00:03:02,449 Your advice to heart, okay? 136 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:05,318 My life does kind of suck, and 137 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:05,318 I'm changing things up, okay? 138 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:06,720 I saw a flyer at cagney's, 139 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:08,288 And I am gonna learn 140 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:08,288 To do something 141 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:09,522 That I've always 142 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:09,522 Wanted to do. 143 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:11,324 - perfect. 144 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:11,324 Okay, whatever it is, 145 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,193 I support you 100%. 146 00:03:13,226 --> 00:03:16,696 - I am gonna learn 147 00:03:13,226 --> 00:03:16,696 To become a dj. 148 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:18,865 - that's the stupidest thing 149 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:18,865 I've ever heard in my life. 150 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:21,401 - you said you were 151 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:21,401 Gonna support me 100%. 152 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:23,903 - yes, okay, I'm sorry. 153 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:23,903 You're right. 154 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:25,305 [clears throat] 155 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:25,305 God. 156 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:26,639 Hit me again. 157 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:27,907 - I want to become a dj. 158 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,977 - that's so stupid. 159 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,977 Sorry. 160 00:03:31,770 --> 00:03:33,313 One more time. 161 00:03:31,770 --> 00:03:33,313 Here we go. 162 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:34,447 I'll do it right. 163 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:37,650 - I want to become a dj. 164 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:39,686 - yes. 165 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:42,622 - only problem is, uh, 166 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:42,622 The first class is tonight. 167 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:44,691 - oh, you can leave ernie 168 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:44,691 With me. 169 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,760 I don't mind. 170 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,760 The more, the merrier. 171 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,228 - great. 172 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,228 It's fine by me. 173 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:49,929 - have you thought 174 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:49,929 Of a name yet? 175 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:53,466 - dj christoph. 176 00:03:54,466 --> 00:03:55,769 - yes. 177 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:56,569 Oh... 178 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:59,372 That one really took it 179 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:59,372 Out of me. 180 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:03,777 - gary? 181 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:08,448 - are you ready for 182 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:08,448 The opportunity of a lifetime? 183 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:10,617 - babe, I'm tired. 184 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:10,617 [sighs] 185 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:14,487 I don't know 186 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:14,487 If I'm up for it tonight... 187 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:17,423 Maybe quickly 188 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:17,423 In the shower. 189 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,393 - for years, 190 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:23,463 People have walked 191 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:23,463 Through that door for work 192 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:25,398 Or a nice night 193 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:25,398 Out on the town, 194 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,832 But they wanted 195 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,832 To give their kids 196 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:30,370 One last hug good-bye. 197 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:32,839 But they wanted 198 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:32,839 To give their kids 199 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:34,941 One last hug good-bye! 200 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:37,510 - we were playing 201 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:37,510 With peanut butter. 202 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:39,479 - but we want to hug you. 203 00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:41,514 - oh, that's okay. 204 00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:41,514 I'm wearing the wrapkin. 205 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:43,483 Uh-huh, look at it. 206 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:46,486 I can receive the affection 207 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:46,486 Of my children 208 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:48,621 Without going to the cleaners. 209 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:50,390 [laughs] 210 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:52,258 Thank you, wrapkin. 211 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,760 - yay! 212 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,995 - but wait. 213 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,995 There's more. 214 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:57,797 What if I told you 215 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:57,797 You could get in 216 00:04:57,831 --> 00:05:01,101 On the ground floor of 217 00:04:57,831 --> 00:05:01,101 An amazing business opportunity? 218 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,669 - I'm in! 219 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:07,730 - all for an initial investment 220 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:07,730 Of $10,000. 221 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:09,420 - I'm out. 222 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:16,950 - what do you mean 223 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:16,950 You're out? 224 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:18,785 I thought you liked 225 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:18,785 My wrapkin idea. 226 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:23,156 - that was before 227 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:23,156 It was $10,000. 228 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:25,558 - boys, can you give me 229 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:25,558 And mommy a second? 230 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:28,461 - one. 231 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:28,461 There's a second. 232 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:32,832 - son, you're not reading 233 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:32,832 The situation correctly. 234 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:35,680 Go. 235 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:39,706 Honey, listen... 236 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:41,775 I love being 237 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:41,775 A stay-at-home dad. 238 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:43,343 But lately I'm beginning 239 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:45,545 To think 240 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:45,545 That I need more in my life 241 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:48,548 Than cleaning poop 242 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:48,548 Out of a heating grate. 243 00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:50,830 - why would you need-- 244 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:51,718 - there are things 245 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:51,718 That go on around here 246 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:54,521 That you don't need 247 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:54,521 To know about. 248 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:57,757 But I know this wrapkin 249 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:57,757 Is a great idea. 250 00:05:57,791 --> 00:06:00,627 But like any new venture, 251 00:05:57,791 --> 00:06:00,627 There's start-up costs. 252 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:03,863 - I just think it's 253 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:03,863 Too much money to gamble. 254 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,765 - baby, it's not a gamble. 255 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,200 It's an investment. 256 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:10,103 - so then find 257 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:10,103 Some other investor 258 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:11,905 So we don't have to take 259 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:11,905 All the risk. 260 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:13,606 - okay, we can do that too. 261 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,476 But you do realize that 262 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,476 We won't get all the money, 263 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:18,440 Which goes 264 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:18,440 Against the first rule 265 00:06:18,780 --> 00:06:22,480 Of my favorite business book, 266 00:06:18,780 --> 00:06:22,480 get all the money. 267 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,853 - stacee! 268 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,888 - dj christoph! 269 00:06:31,570 --> 00:06:32,225 - I'm sorry. 270 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:34,600 I thought you said 10:30. 271 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:35,261 - no, no. 272 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:35,261 We can go wait outside 273 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:37,630 Till you guys are done 274 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:37,630 If you want. 275 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:40,133 - uh, uh, 276 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:40,133 How were the kids? 277 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,568 - they were perfect. 278 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,568 - oh, good. 279 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:44,904 And, um, uh, 280 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:44,904 How were the kids? 281 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,506 - good. 282 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,506 [clears throat] 283 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:48,975 You gave me 284 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:48,975 Your library card. 285 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:52,512 - keep it. 286 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:57,150 - okay, well, I guess 287 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:57,150 I should go. 288 00:06:57,183 --> 00:07:01,221 So text me if you're free 289 00:06:57,183 --> 00:07:01,221 Or whatever. 290 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:05,250 - cool. 291 00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:07,930 Very cool. 292 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:10,730 - up high. 293 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,650 - no! 294 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,650 No up high! 295 00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:13,633 - ow. 296 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,735 - are you crazy? 297 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,735 What were you thinking? 298 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,170 - I came to pick up ernie, 299 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:19,773 And--and stacee asked me 300 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:19,773 How my dj class went. 301 00:07:19,806 --> 00:07:21,775 And then, you know, 302 00:07:19,806 --> 00:07:21,775 We started talking beats, 303 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:23,176 You know? 304 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:25,450 And she--actually, 305 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:25,450 It was really cute. 306 00:07:25,450 --> 00:07:27,180 She confessed to having 307 00:07:25,450 --> 00:07:27,180 A crush on me. 308 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:29,883 - dude, you have not 309 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:29,883 Only taken my advice, 310 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:31,751 You have tricked it out 311 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:31,751 With spoilers 312 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,887 And hydraulics and such. 313 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,289 - [chuckles] 314 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,289 - stop it! 315 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:39,125 She is in college. 316 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:39,125 She's on a meal plan. 317 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:43,630 She calls taylor swift 318 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:43,630 A woman. 319 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:47,200 - listen, emily... 320 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,169 Nick told me 321 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,169 To change it up, 322 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:50,904 And I am changing things up. 323 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:52,806 And I got to yell, 324 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:52,806 I feel... 325 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:56,343 [imitating record scratching] 326 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:56,343 Gah-gah-gah-gah-g-g-g-gah-gah-- 327 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:59,579 Great. 328 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,751 Hey, guys. 329 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:07,187 Everyone, this is stacee. 330 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:07,187 - hi. 331 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,755 - is that stacee 332 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,755 With a double "E" 333 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:11,624 Or a hearted "I"? 334 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,626 - double "E." 335 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,862 - [laughs] 336 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,862 Oh. 337 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:18,365 - stacee, 338 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:18,365 Come play with me. 339 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:19,832 - okay. 340 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:19,832 - excuse me. 341 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:21,501 I'm not saying this 342 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:21,501 To be rude, 343 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:23,870 But, uh, you're not gonna charge 344 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:23,870 Us for that, right? 345 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:27,173 - you're funny. 346 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:27,173 - okay. 347 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:30,110 Was that a no? 348 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,912 - chris, you seem so happy. 349 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,147 You're glowing. 350 00:08:34,179 --> 00:08:35,914 - I know, right? 351 00:08:35,948 --> 00:08:39,753 It's like I'm pregnant. 352 00:08:35,948 --> 00:08:39,753 [giggles] 353 00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:40,953 Yeah, thanks to nick, 354 00:08:41,539 --> 00:08:43,155 I have a new perspective 355 00:08:41,539 --> 00:08:43,155 On my life. 356 00:08:43,188 --> 00:08:48,261 - [chanting] 357 00:08:43,188 --> 00:08:48,261 Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. 358 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:52,980 It felt like a natural place 359 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:52,980 For a "Nick" chant. 360 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:53,700 - hey, chris, uh, 361 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:53,700 Is it cool 362 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:55,235 If stacee gets some of this? 363 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:56,269 - oh, yeah. 364 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:56,269 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 365 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:59,720 I-I think. 366 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:02,275 Yeah, just--yeah. 367 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:04,310 Uh, gary, what's going on 368 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:04,310 With the wrapkin? 369 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:07,130 - well, things 370 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:07,130 Couldn't be going better. 371 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,282 Like you, I'm doing 372 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,282 Some exciting new things. 373 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:12,419 - yeah! 374 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:12,419 - yeah! 375 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,853 - in fact, 376 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,853 That's why I invited 377 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,388 All of you 378 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,388 Down here today. 379 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:17,123 This wrapkin thing 380 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:17,123 Is gonna take off, 381 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,325 And I want each and every one 382 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,325 Of you there with me. 383 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:23,290 So I'm looking 384 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:23,290 For some savvy investors 385 00:09:23,290 --> 00:09:26,299 That are interested in getting 386 00:09:23,290 --> 00:09:26,299 In on the ground level. 387 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:28,802 Sheila? 388 00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:32,380 Emily? 389 00:09:32,380 --> 00:09:33,106 Nick? 390 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:40,880 - you know what? 391 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:40,880 I will invest. 392 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,480 - my man! 393 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,450 - but not with money. 394 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:46,886 Something much more valuable-- 395 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:46,886 Advice. 396 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,155 - uh-huh. 397 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,358 - let passion guide you. 398 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:54,600 We are all the heroes 399 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:54,600 Of our journeys. 400 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,696 - aw, was that written 401 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,696 On the dry erase board 402 00:09:56,730 --> 00:10:00,660 On stacee's dorm-room door? 403 00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:02,335 - stacee lives off-campus 404 00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:02,335 With three girlfriends. 405 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,837 And it was written 406 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,837 On a dry erase board 407 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:06,806 In the kitchen, 408 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:06,806 And tanya wrote it, so... 409 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,709 - and then kimmy 410 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,709 Put a little heart next to it? 411 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:13,179 Oh, my god. 412 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:13,179 I'm right. 413 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,848 - chris, 414 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,848 Come show the kids 415 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:16,182 How you can walk 416 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:16,182 On your hands. 417 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,151 - oh, okay. 418 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:20,854 [grunts] 419 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:24,924 [kids laughing] 420 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:29,429 - it's so good to see chris 421 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:29,429 Walking on his hands again. 422 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,964 You know, 423 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,964 Maybe these changes 424 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:32,932 For chris 425 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:32,932 Are for the better. 426 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:36,360 - no. No good can come of this. 427 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:36,360 Chris needs structure. 428 00:10:36,690 --> 00:10:38,405 He is not 429 00:10:36,690 --> 00:10:38,405 Free-spirit material. 430 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:39,839 You're going to break him. 431 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,341 - I think you're just upset 432 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,430 Because he took my advice, 433 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,430 And it's working. 434 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:44,844 And also, stacee 435 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:44,844 Totally burned you 436 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:48,248 With the double "E" thing. 437 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,850 - all right... 438 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:54,220 What's the first rule 439 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:54,220 Of the park? 440 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,823 Both: 441 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,823 Leave all our energy here. 442 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:58,758 - leave it. 443 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,610 - have fun. 444 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:01,610 Look what arrived! 445 00:11:01,610 --> 00:11:04,640 - oh, my wrapkins came! 446 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:05,398 - 12 boxes of them. 447 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,233 Congratulations. 448 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,169 I didn't know 449 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,169 You'd found an investor. 450 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,338 - yep. 451 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,338 - who? 452 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,273 - us. 453 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:16,409 - you used $10,000 454 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:16,409 Of our money 455 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,111 Without asking me? 456 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:19,979 - marny, marny, marny. 457 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:19,979 Shh, shh! 458 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:21,881 Just keep it down 459 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:21,881 A little bit, okay, baby? 460 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,416 There are five moms 461 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,416 From school here 462 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,885 Just looking for gossip 463 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,885 Ever since liz clark got sober. 464 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,420 - you-- 465 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,420 I-I-- 466 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:30,290 Hey, helen. 467 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:34,861 Loving all your emails 468 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:34,861 About the threat of super lice. 469 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:37,797 - look, I had no choice, 470 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:37,797 All right? 471 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,933 But don't worry--I'll have 472 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,933 The money back in the account 473 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,434 Before you know it. 474 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,436 I have meetings with 475 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,436 30 vendors alone this afternoon. 476 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:46,439 Marny, I am the hero 477 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:46,439 Of my own journey. 478 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:49,476 - do not quote chris to me. 479 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:53,913 - in all fairness, 480 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:53,913 It was tanya. 481 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:56,249 Hey, claire. 482 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:56,249 Cute hat. 483 00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,118 Does it come in my size? 484 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,452 [both laugh] 485 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,221 Don't forget 486 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,289 What a great salesman 487 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,289 I was, all right? 488 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,859 I swept 489 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,859 The 2002 real estate awards. 490 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,294 Suck on that, 491 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,294 Doug weston. 492 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,430 Now, if you'll excuse me, 493 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,399 I don't want to be late 494 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,399 For my first meeting. 495 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,134 - well, good, 496 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,690 Because I don't even want to be 497 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,690 Around you right now. 498 00:12:16,690 --> 00:12:17,437 - all right. 499 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,906 Oh, hi, liz. 500 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,906 [chuckles] 501 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:21,141 See ya later, baby. 502 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:24,477 Both: mwah. 503 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:27,514 - we love each other. 504 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,483 [knock at door] 505 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,219 - hey, guys. 506 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,219 What's going on? 507 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,554 - we stayed up 508 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,554 All night talking, 509 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,322 Watched the sunrise, 510 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,725 And then kayaked under 511 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,725 The george washington bridge. 512 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,427 - this morning 513 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,427 Was so incredible, 514 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,594 It just made me realize 515 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,963 How much 516 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,963 I'm missing out there. 517 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,466 - 'cause of me. 518 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,402 - I-I'm gonna just keep 519 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,402 Taking things up a notch. 520 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,471 - yeah, also 521 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,471 'cause of me now. 522 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,173 - so, on monday, 523 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,108 I'm resigning 524 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,108 From my law firm. 525 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:58,111 - okay, that's all you. 526 00:12:58,144 --> 00:12:59,512 - I'm gonna figure out 527 00:12:58,144 --> 00:12:59,512 What I really want out of life 528 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,513 And who I really am. 529 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,148 It's radical. 530 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,652 Yeah, oh, yeah. 531 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,652 I'm saying "Radical" again. 532 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:08,955 - no, no, listen, chris, 533 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:08,955 Hey, don't do this, all right? 534 00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:11,358 A mean old man once told me 535 00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:11,358 That you need structure, 536 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,361 And... 537 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:17,263 She may have been right. 538 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,399 - do you really think 539 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,399 This is a good idea? 540 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:22,535 - remember how you felt 541 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:22,535 About getting bangs? 542 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,238 I'm that sure. 543 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,506 - I'm throwing a party for him 544 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,740 At my place tonight 545 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,740 To celebrate, 546 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,542 So I won't be able 547 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,542 To babysit for you. 548 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,244 We'd love for you guys 549 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,244 To come. 550 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:32,679 - we can't come 551 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:32,679 Because our babysitter's 552 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,281 Throwing a party 553 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,281 For her unemployed boyfriend. 554 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,550 Chris, don't do this. 555 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,550 - no, hey, listen... 556 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,552 You know what? 557 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,552 I have a new life now 558 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,554 And a new passion 559 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,554 And a new girlfriend. 560 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,556 And you guys are just gonna 561 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,556 Have to get used to it, 562 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,125 Or don't. 563 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,626 Come on, stacee. 564 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,564 [door closes] 565 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:02,275 - [laughs] 566 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,770 Yeah! 567 00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:06,246 - yeah! 568 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,948 [both laugh] 569 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,523 - hi. 570 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,523 What is so important? 571 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:20,193 - nick? 572 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:20,193 - hi. It's, um... 573 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:23,129 It's chris. I have-- 574 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:23,129 Hey. 575 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,365 I was encouraging him 576 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,365 To find himself, 577 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,867 And now he's quitting 578 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,867 His job on monday 579 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,869 To find himself. 580 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,720 - [sighs] 581 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,720 I warned you. 582 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:33,373 - yes, I know you did. 583 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,308 And I tried to talk 584 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,308 Some sense into him 585 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,143 And he wouldn't listen to me, 586 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,143 So that's why I called you, 587 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,446 Because no one 588 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,446 Can stifle his spirit 589 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,614 The way that you can. 590 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,183 - thank you. 591 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,618 That's nice of you to say. 592 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,520 Well, where is he? 593 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,289 Let's get this done. 594 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,857 - he's djing a college party. 595 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,226 - oh, it's worse 596 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,226 Than I thought. 597 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:56,296 Okay, we need to go in 598 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:56,296 And extract him now. 599 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,864 - whoo-hoo! 600 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,665 Looks like we're going 601 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,665 To a college party. 602 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,201 - maybe we should, uh, 603 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,201 Hang out here 604 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,360 And get a buzz going first. 605 00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:07,273 - why? Why would you drink 606 00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:07,273 Before going to a party? 607 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,742 Don't you want to stay sharp 608 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:12,445 In case someone starts 609 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:12,445 A cole porter sing-along? 610 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:13,713 - you know, 611 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:13,713 I think you and I 612 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,649 Had very different 613 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,649 College experiences. 614 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,191 - oh, my god. 615 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:28,595 Chris's girlfriend 616 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:28,595 Lives in a halfway house. 617 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,640 - do me a favor and keep me away 618 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,640 From the coconut rum. 619 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,267 I am not flashing 620 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,267 My taters tonight. 621 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,102 - whoa, whoa, whoa. 622 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,737 You got to take a shot 623 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,737 To enter this party. 624 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:38,938 - oh. 625 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:38,938 - whoa. 626 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,173 - here you go. 627 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,173 - okay. 628 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,540 - here you go. 629 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,677 Ma'am? 630 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,747 - there he is-- 631 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:51,484 Either that 632 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:51,484 Or a tall 12-year-old. 633 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:55,755 - oh, I could get full custody 634 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:55,755 Of ernie right now. 635 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,920 - boom. 636 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,920 All: oh! 637 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,627 - muscle memory. 638 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,395 - hey! 639 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,497 I'm glad you guys 640 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,497 Decided to show up after all. 641 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,232 - not for the reasons 642 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,232 That you think. 643 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,101 Hep! 644 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,101 All: oh! 645 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,436 - I'm on fire. 646 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,371 - stop that. 647 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,174 [sighs] Look, 648 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,174 Nick and emily told me 649 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:17,430 You're going 650 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:17,430 To quit your job. 651 00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:18,378 Now, I know you're going 652 00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:18,378 Through something, 653 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:19,713 So I'm gonna say this gently. 654 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,514 Djing is stupid. 655 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,183 You look stupid. 656 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,285 You're acting stupid. 657 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,687 Now let's go. 658 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:29,789 - no. No, I'm not 659 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:29,789 Going anywhere. 660 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,392 You told me how awful 661 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,392 My life was the other night, 662 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,593 And now it rules. 663 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,429 It rules so hard! 664 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,429 - ugh. 665 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,264 - why can't you just 666 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,264 Be happy for me? 667 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:41,368 - chris, look around. 668 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:41,368 You don't belong here. 669 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:44,471 - hey, aren't you 670 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:44,471 In my poli-sci class? 671 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,706 - probably. 672 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,508 - you know, 673 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,508 As fun as it is 674 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,511 To, uh, stand here while you 675 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,511 Guys bash my life choices, 676 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,646 I got to work this fader 677 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,646 Like an alligator, okay? 678 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,216 Chomp, chomp. 679 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,216 So... 680 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,718 All right, let's boost 681 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,718 The wattage in this cottage. 682 00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:00,754 [all cheering] 683 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:05,157 - * thank you 684 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:05,157 For being a friend * 685 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,626 * travel down the road... * 686 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,294 - golden girls. 687 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,497 Okay, well, this problem 688 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,497 Is about to correct itself. 689 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,198 This is not 690 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,198 Gonna be pretty. 691 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:16,536 - * you're a pal 692 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:16,536 And a confidant * 693 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,539 [hip-hop music mixed 694 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,539 with golden girlstheme] 695 00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:23,742 * * 696 00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:25,545 - wait. 697 00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:25,545 What is happening? 698 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,146 - what are you doing? 699 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,615 - I can't help it. 700 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:31,510 This is really good. 701 00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:34,540 - but the whole reason that 702 00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:34,540 We're here right now is to... 703 00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:35,722 Oh, yeah. Oh. 704 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,324 Back it up, back it up. 705 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,427 [crowd cheering] 706 00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:46,766 [hip-hop music] 707 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:50,637 * * 708 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:54,808 [all cheering] 709 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,576 - all right, everybody, 710 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,646 We're just gonna take 711 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,646 A little pause for the cause. 712 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,649 - you were amazing. 713 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,284 - how is that amazing? 714 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,820 You made a room 715 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,820 Full of drunk people cheer. 716 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,222 Hey, I have nachos! 717 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:13,660 [cheers and applause] 718 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:16,363 - gary, what are you doing here? 719 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:16,363 - hey. 720 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,698 - I called him because 721 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,698 I wanted some support 722 00:18:18,732 --> 00:18:20,633 From somebody who knows 723 00:18:18,732 --> 00:18:20,633 How to follow their dreams. 724 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,268 Yeah! 725 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,268 - no. 726 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,470 - no? 727 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,470 - nah. 728 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,839 Today was horrible. 729 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,839 - what happened? 730 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,410 - I went into those meetings 731 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,410 In full pitch mode. 732 00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:31,277 I was on top of my game-- 733 00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:31,277 Not one bite. 734 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,846 Nobody wants those things. 735 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,814 Marny's gonna kill me. 736 00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,916 - gary, you can't give up 737 00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,916 On your dreams. 738 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,418 - you know what, man? 739 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,487 The-hero-of-my-own-journey 740 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,487 Advice sucks. 741 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:44,224 Hey! Is there anybody 742 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:44,224 In here named tanya? 743 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,225 - oh, I'm tanya. 744 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,560 - you owe me $10,000! 745 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:50,897 I just came here to get a drink 746 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:50,897 Before I went home. 747 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,832 - oh, don't bother. 748 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,832 All they have left 749 00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:55,669 Is orange juice 750 00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:55,669 And peppermint schnapps. 751 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:58,438 - I'll make it work. 752 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,707 - see, it doesn't matter 753 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,707 How bad you want something. 754 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,642 It doesn't always mean 755 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,642 It's gonna work out. 756 00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:04,377 - just because 757 00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:04,377 It didn't work out for gary 758 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,845 Doesn't mean it's not 759 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,845 Gonna work out for me. 760 00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:07,280 I'm happier than I've been 761 00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:07,280 In a long time. 762 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,715 - okay, then do both. 763 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,684 Okay, be chris the lawyer 764 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,684 During the week 765 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,887 And then dj christoph 766 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,887 On the weekends. 767 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,455 - yes, otherwise, 768 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,455 If you quit, 769 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,257 How are you going 770 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,257 To earn money? 771 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,626 - I'll figure it out. 772 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,626 I always do. 773 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,594 - dude, you were 774 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,594 Amazing tonight. 775 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,290 We took up a collection. 776 00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:24,497 - oh! 777 00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:24,497 [laughs] 778 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:28,868 - there's, like, 779 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:28,868 32 bucks in there. 780 00:19:28,902 --> 00:19:31,805 - I can do both. 781 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:36,420 - yeah, I thought the exam 782 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:36,420 Was super hard too. 783 00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:49,422 - hey. 784 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,858 - kids, hide your wallets. 785 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,627 Captain wrapkin's here. 786 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:57,864 - okay, I deserve that. 787 00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,330 I should have never taken 788 00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,330 The money. 789 00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:03,169 - gary, you know it's not 790 00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:03,169 About the money, right? 791 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,438 We've got to be 792 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,438 On the same page. 793 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,807 - well, right now 794 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,807 It's about the money. 795 00:20:07,841 --> 00:20:09,976 I didn't sell one wrapkin. 796 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,945 - not one? 797 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,747 How is that possible? 798 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,747 - I don't know. 799 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,616 Everywhere I went, 800 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,616 I gave 'em the hard sell. 801 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,840 It's not like the old days. 802 00:20:18,118 --> 00:20:20,200 I don't know 803 00:20:18,118 --> 00:20:20,200 What I did wrong. 804 00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:21,955 - I do. 805 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,958 Wrapkins aren't 806 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,958 Commercial real estate. 807 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,493 You came up with this idea 808 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,561 Because you're 809 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,561 A stay-at-home dad. 810 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,330 - mm-hmm. 811 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,330 - you've got to sell them 812 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:34,934 Like you're a stay-at-home dad, 813 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:34,934 Not some slick salesman. 814 00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:38,338 - so why didn't you tell me 815 00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:38,338 This before? 816 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:41,700 - 'cause I was mad at you. 817 00:20:41,410 --> 00:20:44,577 And I kind of just came up 818 00:20:41,410 --> 00:20:44,577 With it right now. 819 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,112 - [chuckles] 820 00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:49,783 - hey, what are you doing? 821 00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:49,783 - painting. 822 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,118 But we didn't want to get it 823 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,118 On our clothes, 824 00:20:52,152 --> 00:20:54,354 So we put on 825 00:20:52,152 --> 00:20:54,354 Dad's wrapkins. 826 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,822 - what were you boys painting? 827 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:59,359 - the twins! 47834

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