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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,390 --> 00:00:07,240 - guys with kidsis taped 2 00:00:07,273 --> 00:00:08,708 In front 3 00:00:07,273 --> 00:00:08,708 Of a live studio audience. 4 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,343 - wow. 5 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:12,979 This is looking good-- 6 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:12,979 More stuff than last year. 7 00:00:13,130 --> 00:00:14,481 - oh, yeah. 8 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:16,983 Man, I sunk my whole 401(k) 9 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:16,983 Into this stuff. 10 00:00:17,170 --> 00:00:19,652 - savvy. 11 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:23,790 - it's blood, uncle gary. 12 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:23,790 Isn't it beautiful? 13 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:26,693 - oh, it's very beautiful. 14 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:26,693 [chuckling] 15 00:00:26,726 --> 00:00:30,530 Your daughter's super weird. 16 00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:32,165 - okay, look, sheila, 17 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,366 Ernie's not afraid 18 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,366 Of the decorations. 19 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,834 Halloween's gonna be fine. 20 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:37,370 - okay. 21 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:37,370 You're right. 22 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:38,772 But my main concern 23 00:00:37,700 --> 00:00:38,772 Is still that nick is here, 24 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:42,709 And ernie's not up to date 25 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:42,709 On his shots. 26 00:00:42,742 --> 00:00:44,440 - wait a minute, 27 00:00:42,742 --> 00:00:44,440 Sheila. 28 00:00:44,770 --> 00:00:46,146 - hmm? 29 00:00:44,770 --> 00:00:46,146 - if you're here, then... 30 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:48,448 Who's this? 31 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:48,448 Ah! 32 00:00:53,653 --> 00:00:56,256 - guys, guys, 33 00:00:53,653 --> 00:00:56,256 I can't do it anymore. 34 00:00:56,289 --> 00:00:59,192 The bickering has to stop. 35 00:00:56,289 --> 00:00:59,192 Our sons are best friends. 36 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:00,427 We all live 37 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:00,427 In the same building now. 38 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:03,296 Please just grow up, 39 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:03,296 And start getting along. 40 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:06,399 - okay. 41 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:06,399 Chris, I will--I will try. 42 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:10,470 Sheila, 43 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:10,470 Will you be my friend? 44 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:15,642 - see, that was funny. 45 00:01:15,675 --> 00:01:17,477 - hey, everybody. 46 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:19,789 We got some bad news. 47 00:01:19,789 --> 00:01:21,548 - bad news? 48 00:01:19,789 --> 00:01:21,548 Wait, wait, hold on. 49 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,550 Hold this. 50 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,318 Okay, please continue. 51 00:01:25,352 --> 00:01:27,487 - the head of the apartment 52 00:01:25,352 --> 00:01:27,487 Co-op board, miss crane, 53 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,890 Is dead. 54 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:31,890 - oh, that's terrible. 55 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:31,890 How? 56 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:35,495 - how am I supposed to know? 57 00:01:35,527 --> 00:01:39,399 What do I look like, 58 00:01:35,527 --> 00:01:39,399 The grim reaper? 59 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:42,268 - * life is 60 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:42,268 How you live it * 61 00:01:42,301 --> 00:01:44,337 - * ooh * 62 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:46,806 - * wake up 63 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:46,806 Where you want to be * 64 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,375 - * hey, hey * 65 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:50,377 - * you and me * 66 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:50,377 - * ooh * 67 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:53,346 - * we're happy * 68 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:53,346 - * ooh * 69 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:55,682 - * we need our friends 70 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:55,682 Like the sun * 71 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:57,250 - * everybody singin' * 72 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,253 - * why would you walk 73 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,253 When you can run? * 74 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,955 * everybody singin' * 75 00:02:02,550 --> 00:02:04,924 * why would you walk 76 00:02:02,550 --> 00:02:04,924 When you can run? * 77 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:09,496 - clark! I called bathroom 78 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:09,496 After yoda! 79 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:11,965 - you snooze, you lose. 80 00:02:12,650 --> 00:02:13,433 - baby. 81 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:15,301 Baby! 82 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:18,838 Miss crane from next door-- 83 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:18,838 She's dead. 84 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:21,508 - oh, no. 85 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:24,144 Oh. 86 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:26,346 Was that long enough? 87 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:26,346 - yep! 88 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:28,915 [both laughing] 89 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:30,617 - oh! 90 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,486 We finally get to buy her place 91 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,486 And expand our apartment. 92 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,822 - yes, and clark and yoda 93 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,822 Can have their own bedrooms! 94 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:38,158 - oh! And we get 95 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:38,158 Another bathroom. 96 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:39,526 - yes. 97 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:40,827 - clark! 98 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:42,162 What are you doing in there? 99 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:45,965 - can't a boy 100 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:45,965 Have some privacy? 101 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,468 [elevator bell dings] 102 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:52,439 - what happened to our stuff? 103 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:52,439 Who did this? 104 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:54,541 - daddy. 105 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:56,900 - "Your halloween decorations 106 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:58,712 Are in violation 107 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:58,712 Of co-op board bylaws," 108 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:02,482 Signed, "Linda allmendinger, 109 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:02,482 Your new co-op board president." 110 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:05,385 - we don't get to do 111 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:05,385 The haunted hallway? 112 00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:06,753 - no, no, no, no. 113 00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:06,753 Of course we do. 114 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:07,887 Daddy's gonna find 115 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:07,887 This woman. 116 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,356 He's gonna straighten 117 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,356 Everything out. 118 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:10,190 - nick, 119 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:10,190 You do not want to get 120 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:11,524 On the bad side 121 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:11,524 Of the co-op board. 122 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:13,793 They have approval 123 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:13,793 Over everything. 124 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:16,563 Dorothy harris put unauthorized 125 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:16,563 Azaleas on her balcony. 126 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:18,565 They turned off her water. 127 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:22,202 I saw her in the hallway-- 128 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:22,202 Filthy. 129 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:25,438 - I will be nice, I promise. 130 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:25,438 All right. 131 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:27,974 Chris, let's go. 132 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:27,974 - why do I have to go? 133 00:03:28,740 --> 00:03:30,760 - 'cause I never go anywhere 134 00:03:28,740 --> 00:03:30,760 Without my lawyer. 135 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,412 - in college, you went to see 136 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,412 Sugar ray without me. 137 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:33,913 You went with jay zambelli. 138 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,415 - I've told you 139 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,415 A thousand times. 140 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:37,584 They were his tickets. 141 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:37,584 He invited me. 142 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:39,185 - I know, so just don't tell 143 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:39,185 People you take me everywhere 144 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,880 'cause you don't! 145 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:45,358 - hey, victor. 146 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,427 Is it all right if we check 147 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,427 Miss crane's place out? 148 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:49,963 - sure. 149 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:49,963 I'm just cleaning it up. 150 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:52,232 I got dibs 151 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:52,232 On her vinegar, though. 152 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:56,369 I can't believe her kids 153 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:56,369 Didn't want her vinegar. 154 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,238 - you know, we're thinking 155 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,238 About buying the place, man, 156 00:03:58,271 --> 00:03:59,606 Knocking this wall down. 157 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:02,750 - turning it into bedrooms 158 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:02,750 For our boys. 159 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:04,244 - well, you should know 160 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:04,244 That co-op rules state 161 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:05,845 That any available apartment 162 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:07,514 Has to be put 163 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:07,514 On the market for a week 164 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:09,482 Before any current tenant 165 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:09,482 Can buy it. 166 00:04:09,516 --> 00:04:11,217 - wait. 167 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,586 So some other people 168 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,586 Can buy it out from under us. 169 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:15,522 - I've been decorating 170 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:15,522 This place in my head 171 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,423 Ever since miss crane started 172 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,423 Wearing a night gown 173 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:20,427 Everywhere she went. 174 00:04:20,459 --> 00:04:22,629 [elevator bell dings] 175 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:24,397 - sheila... 176 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:24,397 - yah. 177 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:25,665 - what are you doing here? 178 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:27,434 - oh, the new co-op president 179 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:27,434 Confiscated 180 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:29,690 My welcome mat 181 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:29,690 And autumnal wreath 182 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:32,272 Because they were in violation 183 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:32,272 Of some uniformity code, 184 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:35,608 And she fined me for installing 185 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:35,608 A customized doorbell-- 186 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:39,412 Mozart's serenade 187 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:39,412 Number 13 in "G" major. 188 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:42,382 - mine goes, "Bing-bong." 189 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:45,685 - I can't live like that. 190 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:48,555 So I'm here to make nice 191 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:48,555 And get on her good side. 192 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:49,989 - we're here to do the same. 193 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:52,692 She took down 194 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:52,692 Nick's haunted hallway. 195 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:57,970 - hey! 196 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:57,970 This is for you. 197 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,299 Congratulations 198 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,299 On your new appointment, linda. 199 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:00,266 I'm nick thayer, 200 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,301 Your seventh-floor neighbor 201 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,301 Downstairs. 202 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:02,435 - I know who you are. 203 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,871 You're the one with the illegal 204 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,871 Halloween decorations. 205 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:07,407 - terrible. 206 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,420 - oh, and you're the one 207 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,420 Who thinks 208 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:11,378 She can do anything she wants 209 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:11,378 To her apartment she pleases. 210 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:14,280 Oh. 211 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,849 Chris campbell, 212 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,849 Apartment 810? 213 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:17,550 Is that you out there? 214 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:20,320 Come in. 215 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:20,320 Come in. 216 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:22,122 I don't know 217 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:22,122 If you remember, 218 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:25,580 But we actually shared 219 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:25,580 An elevator ride last week. 220 00:05:25,580 --> 00:05:28,661 You wore that great, 221 00:05:25,580 --> 00:05:28,661 Blue v-neck sweater. 222 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:30,897 - oh, my god. 223 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:34,567 I also love him 224 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:34,567 In that sweater. 225 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:37,871 - hey, so since we're learning 226 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:37,871 That we're so like-minded, 227 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:39,539 Maybe you can make 228 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:39,539 An exception 229 00:05:39,572 --> 00:05:40,874 For my doormat 230 00:05:39,572 --> 00:05:40,874 And my doorbell. 231 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:44,177 - no. No exceptions. 232 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:44,177 I'm sorry. 233 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:46,312 - is it because she 234 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:46,312 Didn't bring a gift? 235 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,115 That's tacky. 236 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:50,884 - come on, guys. 237 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:53,353 - what do you say you, uh, 238 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:53,353 Pop that bad boy open, 239 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:55,880 We talk 240 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:55,880 About my decorations, huh? 241 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:56,690 - those decorations 242 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:56,690 Are a hazard. 243 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:59,159 If you put them back up, 244 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:59,159 I will fine you $500. 245 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,728 - but I got permission 246 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,728 From miss crane. 247 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:04,898 - [mockingly] But I got 248 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:04,898 Permission from miss crane. 249 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:08,680 - miss crane is dead, and so is 250 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:08,680 Your halloween hallway. 251 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:13,573 You should do 252 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:13,573 A push-up contest. 253 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:15,742 I think you'd win. 254 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,284 - violet is gonna be 255 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,284 So bummed 256 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:26,853 When she finds out we can't do 257 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:26,853 The haunted hallway. 258 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:29,155 How are you gonna break it 259 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:29,155 To her? 260 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,390 - me? 261 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:32,258 How come you always 262 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:32,258 Get to be the fun one, 263 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:34,394 And I always have to be 264 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:34,394 The wet blanket? 265 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:38,798 Why can't I ever be 266 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:38,798 The...Dry blanket? 267 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,967 - you know, it's just one 268 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,967 Of those things that's in place. 269 00:06:41,670 --> 00:06:42,869 You know, there's always 270 00:06:41,670 --> 00:06:42,869 The bad-news parent 271 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,270 And the good-news parent. 272 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:47,307 I mean, I agree. 273 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:47,307 It's crazy unfair. 274 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:50,844 Hey, violet! 275 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:50,844 Mom wants to talk to you. 276 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:55,115 - violet, honey. 277 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,384 Because of a building rule, 278 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,419 We can't have 279 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,419 Our haunted hallway. 280 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:02,422 - no! 281 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:02,422 - I'm so sorry, sweetie. 282 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:04,240 - not fair. 283 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:07,360 This is the worst day 284 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:07,360 Of my life. 285 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:10,300 - a little help, please. 286 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:10,300 - okay, okay. 287 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:11,931 [clears throat] 288 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,934 There's--there's times 289 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,934 In life when... 290 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:19,539 When daddy swoops in 291 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:19,539 And saves the day. 292 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:21,841 We're still having 293 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:21,841 A haunted hallway! 294 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:24,444 - nick! 295 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:24,444 - daddy's the best. 296 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:28,415 - yeah, that's right. 297 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:28,415 [mouthing words] 298 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,183 I'm sorry. 299 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,183 I'm sorry. 300 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:32,185 I can't stand 301 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:32,185 To disappoint her, okay? 302 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:33,353 I'm gonna-- 303 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:33,353 I'll think of something. 304 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,889 - well, enjoy being the 305 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,889 Good-news parent while it lasts. 306 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:39,959 Next chance we have to be 307 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:39,959 Irresponsible, I'm taking it. 308 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:41,961 - hey. 309 00:07:42,620 --> 00:07:43,963 Check it out, creepy linda 310 00:07:42,620 --> 00:07:43,963 Left this on my door. 311 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:45,465 She's giving me 312 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:45,465 An extra storage unit 313 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:47,367 In the basement 314 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:47,367 For doing nothing. 315 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,337 She doesn't even know me. 316 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,337 She just likes the way I look. 317 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:51,905 And I mean, yes, 318 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:51,905 I used to be a model, 319 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:54,407 So it all makes sense, but... 320 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:56,476 - a model? 321 00:07:56,509 --> 00:08:00,847 You were in 322 00:07:56,509 --> 00:08:00,847 Our college admissions brochure. 323 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,883 - I was on the cover, 324 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,883 And admissions went up. 325 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:08,540 [doorbell ringing] 326 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:13,126 - what could you 327 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:13,126 Possibly want? 328 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,661 - I have a way to keep 329 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,661 My haunted hallway 330 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:16,329 For my daughter 331 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,398 And for you to get 332 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,398 Your doorbell back. 333 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,200 - I'm listening. 334 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:23,169 - we have a common enemy-- 335 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:23,169 Linda. 336 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:26,940 And we also have something 337 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:26,940 That she wants--chris. 338 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:30,210 - well, why do you need me? 339 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:31,511 - for my plan to work, 340 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:34,381 We need to give chris 341 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:34,381 What he wants. 342 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:37,517 You and me should... 343 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:37,517 Be friends. 344 00:08:37,549 --> 00:08:39,419 - [sighs] 345 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:42,489 It's "You and I" 346 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:42,489 Should be friends. 347 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,925 - this is gonna be awful. 348 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,531 - okay, they're showing 349 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,531 The apartment. 350 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:53,400 We just have to convince 351 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:53,400 Whoever's trying to buy it 352 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,535 That living there 353 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,535 Is a bad idea, all right? 354 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:59,305 Clarkie, yoda, let's show them 355 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:59,305 How annoying you can be. 356 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:00,540 All right? 357 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:03,443 - this place is perfect. 358 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:04,544 - hi. 359 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:07,130 I'm marny, 360 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:07,130 And this is my husband gary. 361 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,448 - how are you? 362 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,448 - we live next-door. 363 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,160 - and these are our sons. 364 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:11,551 This is yoda. 365 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:11,551 He plays the recorder. 366 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:16,256 And that's clarkie. 367 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:16,256 He plays the drums. 368 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,558 [cacophonous music] 369 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,558 - they keep practicing, but... 370 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:21,327 They just keep getting worse. 371 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:24,640 - oh, no, they're sweet. 372 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:24,640 We love children. 373 00:09:24,970 --> 00:09:25,565 - [sighs] 374 00:09:24,970 --> 00:09:25,565 - you're kidding. 375 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:27,133 - yeah, 376 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:27,133 I build recording studios. 377 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:30,700 I can just soundproof that wall, 378 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:30,700 No problem. 379 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:33,573 - of all the damn people 380 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:33,573 In new york city. 381 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:35,275 - did you know 382 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:35,275 The previous tenants? 383 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,576 Did they like living here? 384 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:39,546 - oh. Yeah. 385 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:39,546 Miss crane loved the place. 386 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,282 The only reason she left 387 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,282 Is because she died here. 388 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,517 - wait. 389 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,517 Died in this apartment? 390 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:47,454 - yes. 391 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:50,523 Yes, she did. 392 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:51,958 As a matter of fact, 393 00:09:50,557 --> 00:09:51,958 She died 394 00:09:52,580 --> 00:09:56,496 In that exact same spot 395 00:09:52,580 --> 00:09:56,496 That you're standing. 396 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:58,164 - oh, well, there too. 397 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:00,100 She kind of... 398 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,469 Exploded. 399 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:05,372 - [imitates explosion] 400 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:08,174 [laughs] 401 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:08,174 Hey! Nice meeting you. 402 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,310 - two weeks. 403 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:13,246 No one found her 404 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:13,246 For two weeks. 405 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,547 By then, 406 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:18,518 The ants had finished 407 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:18,518 Most of her. 408 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,552 Oh, by the way, 409 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:23,289 The place has ants. 410 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,326 There is one good thing 411 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,326 About the haunting, though. 412 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,595 It's always ten degrees 413 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,595 Cooler in here 414 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,430 Than any other part 415 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,430 Of the building. 416 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,598 - but on the downside, 417 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,633 Miss crane's ghost 418 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,633 Does come out. 419 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:37,771 [kids singing spookily] 420 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:49,490 Okay, okay. 421 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:49,490 You're spooking me out. Stop. 422 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,587 - hey, I got your text. 423 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,356 Sheila, 424 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,356 What are you doing here? 425 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,658 - you asked nick and me 426 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,658 To get along, 427 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:02,362 So we're here to tell you 428 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:02,362 We are now friends. 429 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,330 - just like that? 430 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,166 - just like that. 431 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,166 Um, excuse me. 432 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:09,636 Could we get my friend here 433 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:09,636 Another plate of curly fries? 434 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:13,206 I keep eating off his plate 435 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:13,206 Because we're friends. 436 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:15,675 - okay, why? 437 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:15,675 Why are you friends? 438 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,544 - because you 439 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,544 Asked us to be. 440 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:18,778 - and now 441 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:18,778 To keep things fair, 442 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:19,779 We're going to ask 443 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:19,779 Something of you. 444 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,448 - yes. 445 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:24,417 And you're not gonna want 446 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:24,417 To be holding a baby for this. 447 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:25,652 Come here. 448 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,687 Oh, hi. 449 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,687 Linda, over here. 450 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,689 - hey, guys. 451 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,689 Hi, chris. 452 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:32,325 Look, I'm so glad 453 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:32,325 That nick and sheila told me 454 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,527 You wanted to get 455 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,527 To know me better. 456 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:39,199 - they did what? 457 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,701 - you look like 458 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,701 You could use a drink. 459 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:46,106 A manhattan-- 460 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:46,106 I am getting you a manhattan... 461 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,741 Heavy on the "Man." 462 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,712 - okay. 463 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,712 What's the story? 464 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,148 You two will only get along 465 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,148 If I date her? 466 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,683 - just long enough 467 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,683 To keep her distracted 468 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,651 For the rest of the night, 469 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,651 So I can pull off halloween 470 00:11:58,685 --> 00:11:59,886 Behind her back. 471 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,654 - and you also need 472 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,654 To sweet-talk her 473 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,523 Into letting me do whatever 474 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,523 I want to my apartment. 475 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,893 - my looks continue to be 476 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,893 An obstacle in my life. 477 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:12,980 Okay, if I do it, 478 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:12,980 You guys'll be friends. 479 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,733 - yes. 480 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,733 - forever? 481 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:14,567 - oh, I don't know. 482 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:17,270 That's a long time. 483 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:17,270 - how dare you? 484 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:19,105 - forever or nothing. 485 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,740 - fine. 486 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,740 Forever. 487 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,475 Ugh. 488 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:27,447 The unholy alliances 489 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:27,447 You make for your children. 490 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,716 - and your doorbell. 491 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,191 - the first time I saw you, 492 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,191 It was crazy. 493 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:40,760 You looked 494 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:40,760 So familiar to me. 495 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,163 - was it from the cover of the 496 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,163 Northwestern admissions brochure 497 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,131 Ten years ago? 498 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:49,200 - [giggling] This is fun. 499 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:49,200 - yeah, yeah. 500 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,770 - you know, 501 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,770 It's always good 502 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,672 When close friends 503 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,672 Are out together. 504 00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:55,775 You know, close friends will 505 00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:55,775 Often show affection and hug. 506 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,677 Right, guys? 507 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:03,183 Why don't you two 508 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:03,183 Just give each other a hug? 509 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:06,219 Yeah, come on. 510 00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:11,570 Now, since you guys 511 00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:11,570 Are best friends, 512 00:13:11,570 --> 00:13:13,793 You might want to share 513 00:13:11,570 --> 00:13:13,793 Something, like your food. 514 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:18,665 Sheila, have a bite 515 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:18,665 Of nick's burger. 516 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:23,690 - I don't want to do that. 517 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:23,690 He's already eaten it. 518 00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:26,139 - that's what friends do. 519 00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:26,139 They share with each other. 520 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,808 Take a bite. 521 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:32,746 - yeah. 522 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:32,746 Right? 523 00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:36,820 - come on, sheila. 524 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:37,484 Nick already 525 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:37,484 Started it for you. 526 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,152 Get in there! 527 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,152 Get the good stuff! 528 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:43,423 Who cares that his breath's 529 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:43,423 Been all over it? 530 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,125 - good. 531 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,826 Good. Almost done. 532 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,826 Almost through. 533 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:51,965 Just concentrate 534 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:51,965 On your breathing. 535 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,700 - there you go. 536 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,700 - mmm, mmm. 537 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,201 - mmm, yeah. 538 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,837 Oh, your friendship 539 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,837 Is so heartwarming to me. 540 00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,205 - mmm. 541 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:02,308 - and to think, 542 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:02,308 It'll be like this forever. 543 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:06,946 - uh-huh. Do you want to go 544 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:06,946 Back to my place? 545 00:14:07,470 --> 00:14:08,415 - uh... 546 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,783 All of us? 547 00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,751 - just you and me. 548 00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:14,870 There's something 549 00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:14,870 I'd like to give you. 550 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,889 It's private. 551 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,201 - all right. 552 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,201 Let's go. 553 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:30,403 - ah! 554 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:30,403 Hooray! 555 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,139 Both: aah! 556 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,974 - ugh! 557 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:36,776 Oh, god! 558 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,351 - the required week 559 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,351 Is over. 560 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,821 That apartment 561 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,821 Is as good as ours. 562 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:51,891 - boys, you're gonna have 563 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:51,891 Your own rooms! 564 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:54,427 - there's no way 565 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:54,427 We're living there. 566 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:56,896 - why not? 567 00:14:56,930 --> 00:15:00,100 - because it's haunted. 568 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,802 I heard miss crane's 569 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:02,802 Chest exploded, 570 00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:06,106 And centipedes came out. 571 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:09,275 - you heard that from me. 572 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:09,275 I made it up! 573 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,578 - those are just stories. 574 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,513 Come on, guys. 575 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:17,500 I tell you what, I'll let you 576 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:17,500 Choose your own wallpaper. 577 00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:17,917 - oh, yeah? 578 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:22,522 Will you let us choose 579 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:22,522 Our own coffins? 580 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:27,260 - death comes to all those 581 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:27,260 Who enter. 582 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,795 - what about 583 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,795 Those creepy twins 584 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:32,399 Who stand in the corner 585 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:32,399 And sing? 586 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:36,690 - that's you, 587 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:36,690 You ding-a-lings! 588 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:44,210 - brains! 589 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:44,210 - brains! 590 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,246 - brains? 591 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,915 - no brains for you guys? 592 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,915 Okay. 593 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,619 - any sign of allmendinger? 594 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,619 - no. No. 595 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,822 - nick, I have said this 596 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,822 Only eight times in my life, 597 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,158 And all of them 598 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,158 Were to my assistant, 599 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:01,227 So savor it. 600 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,396 You did an okay job. 601 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,833 - thank you, sheila. 602 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:10,103 So ernie is frankenstein, 603 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:10,103 And you... 604 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,572 Fell asleep, 605 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,572 And someone upholstered you. 606 00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:20,213 - no, I'm mary shelley, 607 00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:20,213 who wrote frankenstein. 608 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:25,510 Why am I always the only women's 609 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:25,510 Romantic lit major at parties? 610 00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:29,255 - because they're parties. 611 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,358 And I say that to you 612 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,358 As a friend. 613 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,259 - so how do you think 614 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,259 Chris is doing with linda? 615 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,195 - well, one night with her 616 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,195 Can't be nearly as bad 617 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:38,398 As six years with you. 618 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:38,398 - hey! 619 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,233 - god, I'm sorry. 620 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:41,568 You know, this whole you and I 621 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:41,568 Being friends thing 622 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,700 Is so unnatural. 623 00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:48,108 - it's "You and me." 624 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,910 - so all you wanted to give me 625 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,910 Were these clothes? 626 00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,645 - yes. 627 00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,645 How do they fit? 628 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,347 - good, I guess. 629 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,615 - oh, I just knew they would. 630 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,418 All right, 631 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,418 Let's take a peek. 632 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,353 [gasps] 633 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,950 You look perfect. 634 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,950 Come. Sit. 635 00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:16,269 - oh! 636 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:17,704 - the resemblance 637 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:17,704 Is even more striking 638 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,204 Than I ever thought 639 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,204 It could be. 640 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:23,242 - resemblance to whom, 641 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:23,242 Robert wagner? 642 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,179 - my father. 643 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,548 He left for a pack 644 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,548 Of cigarettes in 1975 645 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,283 And never came back. 646 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:36,560 You look exactly like him. 647 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:37,424 - what are you doing here? 648 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,590 You're supposed to be 649 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,590 On a date with linda. 650 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:40,226 - she's not interested 651 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:40,226 In me. 652 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:44,531 She wants me to be her dad. 653 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:44,531 She dressed me as her dad. 654 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,660 - a deal's a deal, man. 655 00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:47,734 I hugged sheila. 656 00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:47,734 Be her dad. 657 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,436 Wear socks with sandals, 658 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:53,273 And embarrass her 659 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:53,273 In front of her friends. 660 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:56,276 - victor, take it down! 661 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:56,276 Take it all down! 662 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,677 - come on, linda. 663 00:17:57,711 --> 00:17:59,312 - if you don't clear this hall 664 00:17:57,711 --> 00:17:59,312 Right now, 665 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,810 I'm gonna make your lives 666 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,810 Such a living hell 667 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,382 That you'll want 668 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,382 To move out. 669 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,583 But you won't be able 670 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,583 To move out 671 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,418 Because I'll block 672 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,418 All potential buyers. 673 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:08,254 - okay. 674 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:08,254 Okay, linda. 675 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,290 - daddy, what's happening? 676 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,525 - I'll do it. 677 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:15,950 Sweetie, I'm sorry to say it, 678 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:15,950 But I think we lost, 679 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,297 And we have to take down 680 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,297 The haunted hallway. 681 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:20,330 - is what the bad-news parent 682 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:20,330 Would say. 683 00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:22,302 Violet, we are keeping 684 00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:22,302 Our haunted hallway. 685 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,636 - oh, no, you're not. 686 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,372 - we are too keeping it. 687 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,340 - this might not be 688 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,340 The moment. 689 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,311 - I am not scared of you. 690 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,645 You know why? 691 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,280 You want to know why? 692 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:38,618 You want to know why? 693 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:38,618 I will tell you why. 694 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:42,589 You want to know why? 695 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:46,590 Because next election, 696 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:46,590 I'm running against you. 697 00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:49,950 - I'm running 698 00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:49,950 Against you too. 699 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,131 - and I am going to win. 700 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:54,601 - we'll see. 701 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,369 - now get off my floor! 702 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:59,339 - victor, take me home! 703 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:03,443 - again? How come 704 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:03,443 We never go to my place? 705 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,115 - mommy's the best. 706 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,584 - yeah, she certainly is. 707 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,584 Yes. 708 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,553 So you're running 709 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,553 For co-op board president. 710 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,422 - did I say that? 711 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:18,158 Oh. Being 712 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:18,158 The good-news parent's fun. 713 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:21,270 You just say 714 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:21,270 Anything you want. 715 00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:25,732 Violet, let's blow off school 716 00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:25,732 Tomorrow and eat candy. 717 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,402 - okay, until we get linda 718 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,402 Off the board, 719 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:32,720 She is going to make our lives 720 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:32,720 Impossible. 721 00:19:32,105 --> 00:19:33,773 We got to figure out a way 722 00:19:32,105 --> 00:19:33,773 To make her happy. 723 00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:36,443 - we'll get chris to take her 724 00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:36,443 In an r.V. To the grand canyon. 725 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,211 - ah, yes. 726 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:41,147 - little father-daughter trip. 727 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:41,147 - uh-huh. 728 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,483 - wait, wait, wait, wait. 729 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,483 I don't like this. 730 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,585 You two being together 731 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,585 Is not good for me. 732 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,420 - you wanted us to be friends. 733 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,420 - yeah. 734 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,655 No, deal's off. 735 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,655 Deal's off. 736 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,557 I'm never going anywhere 737 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,557 Near linda again, 738 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:53,193 So you two can stop pretending 739 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:53,193 To like each other, okay? 740 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,461 Come on, ernie. 741 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:55,495 Let's go trick-or-treating 742 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:59,299 And create memories 743 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:59,299 You'll forget in an hour. 744 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,571 - well, we tried. 745 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,571 - yeah. 746 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:08,108 You know, sheila, chris does 747 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:08,108 Have a point about one thing. 748 00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:09,743 Now that you live 749 00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:09,743 In the building, 750 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:13,413 You know, we're gonna be 751 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:13,413 Seeing a lot more of each other. 752 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,615 - so what are you saying? 753 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,517 - I'm saying, 754 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,517 You know, 755 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:21,521 I think you should move 756 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:21,521 Out of the building. 757 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,492 - nice hallway, nick. 758 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:29,229 You really did do 759 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:29,229 A wonderful job. 760 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,431 - well, don't be nice to me 761 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,431 And make me feel bad about it. 762 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,767 That's not cool. 763 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,902 - [laughs] 764 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:43,176 - see, it's just 765 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:43,176 An empty apartment. 766 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,978 Nothing to be afraid of. 767 00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:48,810 No miss crane, 768 00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:48,810 No miss crane's ghost. 769 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:52,852 It was all made up... 770 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:52,852 By us. 771 00:20:52,886 --> 00:20:54,988 - you guys are getting older, 772 00:20:52,886 --> 00:20:54,988 All right? 773 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:58,191 You can't let your imagination 774 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:58,191 Run away from you like that. 775 00:20:58,224 --> 00:20:59,793 - okay, dad. 776 00:20:58,224 --> 00:20:59,793 - all right. 777 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:06,733 Lights go out 778 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:06,733 All the time, right? 779 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:12,720 - did it just get cold in here 780 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:12,720 All of a sudden? 781 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,707 - I feel something 782 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,707 On the back of my leg. 783 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:16,976 - is it a centipede? 784 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:16,976 - it just might be, clarkie. 785 00:21:17,770 --> 00:21:18,311 It just might be. 786 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,800 Okay, look, guys, 787 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,820 I think we should pass 788 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,820 On this apartment. 789 00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:23,830 What do you say? 790 00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:23,830 - yeah. 791 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:27,870 - okay. 792 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:27,870 What do you say, marny? 793 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:28,988 Marny? 794 00:21:29,890 --> 00:21:31,291 - I'm already home. 795 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,425 - let's go. 796 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,425 Let's go. 797 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:35,261 [spooky music] 46652

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