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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,390 --> 00:00:07,340 - guys with kidsis taped 2 00:00:07,374 --> 00:00:09,175 In front of 3 00:00:07,374 --> 00:00:09,175 A live studio audience. 4 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:10,677 - you know, I don't know 5 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:10,677 If emily's gonna let 6 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:12,379 Freddie play football. 7 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:12,379 - I hope not. 8 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:14,247 He's a tiny baby. 9 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:14,247 He'd get crushed out there. 10 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,315 - hi, guys. 11 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:16,783 Hey, boys. 12 00:00:16,816 --> 00:00:18,618 Why don't you go in the back 13 00:00:16,816 --> 00:00:18,618 And see if you can jump 14 00:00:18,651 --> 00:00:21,988 From chris's dresser to his bed. 15 00:00:22,220 --> 00:00:24,240 I have given up on being 16 00:00:22,220 --> 00:00:24,240 A good parent. 17 00:00:24,570 --> 00:00:26,192 Marny's been at that conference 18 00:00:24,570 --> 00:00:26,192 All week, 19 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:28,161 And I'm running out of ways 20 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:28,161 To entertain them. 21 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:33,600 Uh-oh. 22 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:33,600 Somebody's got a leaky faucet. 23 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:36,469 - there are napkins 24 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:36,469 Inches away from you. 25 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:39,806 - man, I am way past napkins. 26 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:43,576 I'm a human napkin. 27 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:45,110 - I think you need 28 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:45,110 Some time off, my friend, 29 00:00:45,450 --> 00:00:47,580 Away from the kids. 30 00:00:45,450 --> 00:00:47,580 - oh, will you watch them? 31 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:49,182 - will I watch all four of them? 32 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,584 No, never, ever, ever, ever, 33 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,584 Ever, ever. 34 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:53,820 I will never do that, 35 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:53,820 Ever. 36 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:55,321 - get marny to do it. 37 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:57,190 - you're kidding, right? 38 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:59,826 Marny has never had all 39 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:59,826 Four boys for a whole day. 40 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:02,462 She wouldn't know what to do. 41 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:02,462 Check this. 42 00:01:02,495 --> 00:01:04,464 She once put an overnight diaper 43 00:01:04,497 --> 00:01:06,766 On one of the twins 44 00:01:04,497 --> 00:01:06,766 During the day. 45 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,868 An overnight diaper 46 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,868 Is way too absorbent 47 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:10,603 For the daytime. 48 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:16,760 [laughs loudly] 49 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:18,678 - I think you definitely need 50 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:18,678 Some time off, man. 51 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:21,614 - [laughs hysterically] 52 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:24,718 - * why would you walk 53 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:24,718 When you can run? * 54 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,286 - * everybody's singin' * 55 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:29,122 - * why would you walk 56 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:29,122 When you can run? * 57 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:36,795 - risotto is served. 58 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,698 - eww! 59 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,234 - be polite. 60 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:44,104 - [whispers] 61 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:44,104 Eww. 62 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:46,473 - that is much better. 63 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:48,708 - hi. 64 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:48,708 - hey, sheila. 65 00:01:48,741 --> 00:01:50,543 - oh, right. 66 00:01:48,741 --> 00:01:50,543 It's sunday night, 67 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:53,213 And all of you nice people 68 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:53,213 Have dinner together. 69 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:56,216 And nick. 70 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:56,216 - [laughs mockingly] 71 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:59,119 - sheila, you should join us. 72 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,689 Chris made risotto, 73 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,689 So we just might order pizza. 74 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:05,325 - oh, sheila would love to, 75 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:05,325 But she can't. 76 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:08,360 Van helsing's closing in on her, 77 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:08,360 And there's no time. 78 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:11,965 - chris. 79 00:02:12,650 --> 00:02:13,933 I was wondering 80 00:02:12,650 --> 00:02:13,933 If you might be able 81 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,302 To help me pack up 82 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,302 My apartment on sunday. 83 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,671 - oh, you're moving? 84 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,671 - yeah. 85 00:02:17,704 --> 00:02:20,206 - my aunt moved last week. 86 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:25,278 She had a yard sale. 87 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,847 I never know what 88 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,847 To say to her. 89 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:30,350 - yeah, just a little closer 90 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:30,350 To here 91 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:31,851 To make it easier 92 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:31,851 To drop off ernie. 93 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,253 - sorry, sheila, I'm busy. 94 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:34,621 One of the senior partners 95 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:34,621 Is retiring. 96 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:35,954 We're doing 97 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:35,954 A whole harbor cruise, 98 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,757 There's like a caribbean theme. 99 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,325 Oh, ub40 is playing. 100 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:40,960 Mon. 101 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,797 - don't do that. 102 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,797 - okay. 103 00:02:43,829 --> 00:02:44,964 - okay. 104 00:02:43,829 --> 00:02:44,964 Well, maybe a different day. 105 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,299 All right. 106 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,299 Come on, little man. 107 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,834 Come here. 108 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,834 Ooh. 109 00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:50,437 Oh, look at those cheeks. 110 00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:50,437 I love these cheeks. 111 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:52,238 Are you storing nuts 112 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:52,238 In these cheeks? 113 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:55,375 - how can she ask you 114 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:55,375 To pack up her stuff? 115 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:57,944 Especially since that stuff 116 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:57,944 Is your stuff 117 00:02:57,977 --> 00:03:00,714 That she took from you 118 00:02:57,977 --> 00:03:00,714 In the divorce. 119 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:02,315 - she didn't take it from me. 120 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,617 I gave it up and opted 121 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,617 For the high road, 122 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:06,520 So we could split 123 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:06,520 On agreeable terms. 124 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,322 - ah! That is so annoying! 125 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:13,393 Why can't you be a normal, 126 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:13,393 Resentful divorced person? 127 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:15,195 - like your mother, nick, 128 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:15,195 Who crank calls your dad 129 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:17,197 Once a day? 130 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:17,197 - hmm. 131 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:20,660 Yeah, she can do so many voices. 132 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:22,202 - hey! 133 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:23,937 Boys: mom! 134 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:23,937 - oh! 135 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:25,204 - hey, look who's back. 136 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:28,608 - there are my babies. 137 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:28,608 - [groans] 138 00:03:28,641 --> 00:03:29,943 - hey. Mwah. 139 00:03:29,976 --> 00:03:31,211 Chris. 140 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:32,912 What's for dinner? 141 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:32,912 - risotto. 142 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,481 - [flatly] 143 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,481 Oh. 144 00:03:35,781 --> 00:03:37,751 - hey, honey, 145 00:03:35,781 --> 00:03:37,751 How was the conference? 146 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:39,185 - oh, it was great. 147 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,654 The resort was nice. 148 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,654 Good golf course. 149 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:45,492 Oh, we went on a helicopter ride 150 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:45,492 At sunset. 151 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:46,993 You should try that. 152 00:03:47,930 --> 00:03:48,228 - oh. 153 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:50,960 I scrubbed marker 154 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:50,960 Off the twins 155 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,465 For 2 1/2 hours at sunrise. 156 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:55,435 You should try that. 157 00:03:55,468 --> 00:03:57,437 - is everything okay? 158 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:58,672 - I'm fine. 159 00:03:58,704 --> 00:04:00,940 Baby, I'm just tired. 160 00:03:58,704 --> 00:04:00,940 - oh. 161 00:04:01,410 --> 00:04:01,941 - no, he's exhausted. 162 00:04:02,420 --> 00:04:03,443 And he needs a day off. 163 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:04,778 He's given up. 164 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:06,346 This is a man 165 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:06,346 That is one step away 166 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:10,350 From wearing a blanket 167 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:10,350 Everywhere he goes. 168 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:12,520 - well, no problem. 169 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,554 You can have a day off. 170 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,554 Why didn't you tell me? 171 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:16,389 - because you haven't had 172 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:16,389 All the boys 173 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,490 Since before the twins. 174 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:20,793 And back then, 175 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:20,793 The tv was working. 176 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,262 - I know. 177 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,262 I broke it. 178 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:25,965 I'm sorry. 179 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:25,965 Let's not talk about it anymore. 180 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:31,371 - gary, I can take care 181 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:31,371 Of the kids, okay? 182 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:34,441 Have your day off. 183 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:34,441 How about next sunday? 184 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:35,875 - done. 185 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:38,578 Gentlemen, 186 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:38,578 Clear your calendars 187 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:41,748 Because next sunday, 188 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:41,748 I am off! 189 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,383 [doorbell rings] 190 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,870 - pizza's here! 191 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:48,722 - pizza! 192 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:48,722 - hey-- 193 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:51,457 - I made risotto. 194 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:55,662 - and click. 195 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:58,298 And this is what it 196 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:58,298 Would look like 197 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:01,340 If you and I 198 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:01,340 Were conjoined twins. 199 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:02,469 [door opens] 200 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:04,738 - hey, hey, hey. 201 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:04,738 - oh! 202 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,473 There he is, free man! 203 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,473 - all right. 204 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:07,841 What are we gonna do? 205 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:09,642 - what aren't we going to do, 206 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:09,642 Huh? 207 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:12,512 First, we're gonna return these 208 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:12,512 Bathing suits to old navy 209 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:14,280 That I've had sitting around 210 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:14,280 Forever. 211 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,682 - no. No, gary. 212 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:17,283 Bad gary. 213 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:17,283 - what? 214 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,685 - that's terrible. 215 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,685 You gotta think big. 216 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,487 - how about we go 217 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,487 To the apple store 218 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:24,570 And fiddle with stuff 219 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:24,570 Till they ask us to leave? 220 00:05:24,570 --> 00:05:25,625 - no, no. Wait. 221 00:05:24,570 --> 00:05:25,625 Oh, I got it. 222 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,761 The giants are at home tonight. 223 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,761 [claps] 224 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:30,530 Why don't we go to the game? 225 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:30,530 - what? How? 226 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:33,900 - chris has incredible tickets 227 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:33,900 On the 50-yard line. 228 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,502 We're sitting right in front 229 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,502 Of eli manning's mom. 230 00:05:35,534 --> 00:05:38,171 She offers us grapes 231 00:05:35,534 --> 00:05:38,171 From her purse. 232 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:40,173 - what are you saying? 233 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:41,741 - I am saying this is gonna 234 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:41,741 Be the greatest day off ever! 235 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:43,710 - oh, my god! 236 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,445 I didn't think I'd ever see 237 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,445 Another football game again! 238 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:47,647 This is what I wish for 239 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:47,647 Every time I hold my breath 240 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,449 In a tunnel. 241 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:52,318 - okay, actually, guys, 242 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:52,318 The thing is 243 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,920 I-I don't have the tickets 244 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,920 This weekend. 245 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:55,855 - what? 246 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:55,855 What? 247 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,157 Why does this keep on happening? 248 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,525 You gotta get them back. 249 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:00,326 - I can't. 250 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:00,326 - you have to! 251 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,895 It's gary's day off. 252 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:03,363 Look at him. 253 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:04,597 He's dead inside. 254 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:04,597 - what? 255 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:06,499 - he's nothing. 256 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:06,499 He's barely a man. 257 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,501 He's a husk. 258 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:09,936 - I'm a husk? 259 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:09,936 - yes! 260 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:11,871 Whoever you gave them to, 261 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:11,871 You gotta get 'em back. 262 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,373 - I can't get 'em back, 263 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,373 Okay? 264 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:17,143 - you have to get them back. 265 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:17,143 I'm a husk. 266 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:20,613 - sheila got my season tickets 267 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:20,613 In the divorce. 268 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,784 - then you are gonna make 269 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,784 A trade with her. 270 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,653 You're gonna give her 271 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,653 Full custody of ernie 272 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,540 And gary will give you 273 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,540 One of his kids, 274 00:06:28,540 --> 00:06:30,623 And then everybody wins. 275 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:35,161 - I'll give you one of my kids 276 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:35,161 For a giants ticket. 277 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:40,400 - look at my handsome boys. 278 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:42,802 Oh, I need to take a picture 279 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:42,802 For your dad. 280 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:46,539 Okay. 281 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:46,539 Everybody do a nice smile. 282 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:50,610 a realsmile. 283 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:52,545 You're not a hostage 284 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:52,545 Being forced 285 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,514 To prove that you're okay. 286 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,514 [knock on door] 287 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:56,883 Come on. 288 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:56,883 - hi. 289 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,518 - hi. 290 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:01,388 - gary just wanted me 291 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:01,388 To stop by and check up on you, 292 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,922 See how you're surviving. 293 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:05,158 - surviving? 294 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:05,158 Please. 295 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:06,926 This is gonna be fun. 296 00:07:07,270 --> 00:07:09,620 We're gonna make 297 00:07:07,270 --> 00:07:09,620 A whole day of it. 298 00:07:09,950 --> 00:07:11,264 You know, have lunch, 299 00:07:09,950 --> 00:07:11,264 Go to a museum. 300 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:14,434 Compared to working, 301 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:14,434 This is nothing. 302 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:16,102 - really? 303 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:17,237 'cause I think being 304 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:17,237 With the kids all day 305 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,438 Is actually a lot of work. 306 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:19,806 And I only have two. 307 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:19,806 [baby squeals] 308 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:22,809 And I have a tv. 309 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:22,809 [chuckles] 310 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:26,790 And I still call my mom crying 311 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:26,790 Once a week. 312 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,548 - no, emily, 313 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,548 Of course it's work, you know. 314 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:32,520 I'm just saying it's easier 315 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:32,520 than real work. 316 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:35,622 - oh. Thank you 317 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:35,622 For rephrasing that. 318 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:37,957 - all I'm saying is 319 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:37,957 Every day 320 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:41,940 I have 150 people 321 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:41,940 That rely on me. 322 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:44,931 Today, I only have four. 323 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:44,931 This is easy. 324 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:49,469 - mom, we're starving. 325 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:49,469 You haven't fed us yet. 326 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:52,138 - I didn't? 327 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:53,807 - are you sure you don't want 328 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:53,807 Any help? 329 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:58,645 - they're fasting. 330 00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:00,780 Yeah. 331 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:04,150 We're all kind of spiritual now. 332 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,289 - do you have any food? 333 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,762 - okay, nick, 334 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,762 Elevator door opens, 335 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:17,630 We walk into sheila's, 336 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:17,630 We ask her nicely 337 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,320 For the tickets, 338 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,320 During which 339 00:08:19,650 --> 00:08:20,233 Gary will flash her 340 00:08:19,650 --> 00:08:20,233 His sad face. 341 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,635 Gary, do your sad face. 342 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,635 Perfect. 343 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:25,505 Nick, if you have anything 344 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:25,505 Insulting to say about sheila, 345 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:27,507 Get it out of your system now. 346 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:27,507 - thank you. 347 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:29,242 Gary, you've never been here 348 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:29,242 Before, 349 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:30,710 So I don't want you 350 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:30,710 To be surprised, 351 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:34,246 But sheila lives in a web 352 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:34,246 In the corner. 353 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,116 - all right. 354 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,116 Good one. 355 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:41,755 Hello? 356 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:44,900 - wow. 357 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:46,920 This place is beautiful. 358 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:47,627 And you used to live here? 359 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:49,629 - yes, I did. 360 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:49,629 Hi, old stuff. 361 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:52,650 Daddy's here. 362 00:08:52,650 --> 00:08:53,533 - hey. 363 00:08:52,650 --> 00:08:53,533 - [shouts] 364 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:55,602 Oh. 365 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:58,710 - ernie is napping. 366 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:58,710 Okay. 367 00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:00,730 Now what was so important 368 00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:00,730 That you couldn't 369 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:01,541 Ask me over the phone? 370 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:06,146 - well, gary--you 371 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:06,146 Remember my friend, gary, here. 372 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:10,160 Gary. 373 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:10,160 - what? Oh. 374 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:13,286 - uh, gary has a rare day off 375 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:13,286 From taking care of four kids, 376 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:14,688 And we were really hoping 377 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:14,688 We could use 378 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,289 The giants tickets tonight. 379 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:17,891 - sure. 380 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:17,891 What time does it start? 381 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:20,260 - 8:00. 382 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:20,260 - great. 383 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,661 That'll give you 384 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,661 A full five hours 385 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,960 To help me pack my apartment. 386 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:24,864 - hmm. 387 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,934 - you've gotta be kidding. 388 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,934 - no. 389 00:09:28,340 --> 00:09:30,770 But chris was when he said 390 00:09:28,340 --> 00:09:30,770 He had that cruise this weekend. 391 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,573 Ub40 is playing in helsinki. 392 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:34,941 I looked it up... 393 00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:37,210 [jamaican accent] 394 00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:37,210 Mon. 395 00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:40,347 If you want the tickets, 396 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,948 You'll help me pack 397 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,948 My apartment. 398 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,683 Now there's bottles of water 399 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,683 In the fridge. 400 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,151 Nick, if you have to use 401 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,151 The restroom, 402 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:49,550 There's one downstairs 403 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:49,550 In the subway station. 404 00:09:49,550 --> 00:09:50,557 - it was a good call. 405 00:09:49,550 --> 00:09:50,557 It was a good call, chris. 406 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,159 Don't--don't marry 407 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,159 The super cute girl 408 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,694 Who thinks you're the funniest 409 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,694 Person in the world. 410 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:57,630 Marry the girl 411 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:57,630 That "Challenges" you. 412 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:04,838 - see, this is what you get 413 00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:06,272 For taking the high road, 414 00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:06,272 Chris. 415 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:07,607 You get to move 416 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:07,607 All your old stuff 417 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:08,608 Out of your old apartment 418 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:09,843 To get your old tickets 419 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:12,579 From your old wife. 420 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:12,579 [thud] 421 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,582 - we're doing this for gary. 422 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,582 It's his day off. 423 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,583 - [groans] 424 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:20,754 Hey. 425 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:20,754 I know this couch. 426 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:26,593 This is my old pass-out couch. 427 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,329 What have you done to it? 428 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,329 It's all button-y. 429 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:32,532 - after the divorce, 430 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:32,532 Sheila had it reupholstered. 431 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:35,301 - that is sick, man. 432 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:35,301 This is-- 433 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,504 This is the couch we had 434 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,504 When we were roommates. 435 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,839 We have history on this couch. 436 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:42,208 Do you know how many future 437 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:42,208 Mrs. Nick thayers 438 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,644 Refused to hook up with me 439 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,644 On this couch? 440 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:45,845 - hmph. 441 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:45,845 - you know what? 442 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,614 This is where I draw the line, 443 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,614 Okay? 444 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,382 You have given her 445 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,382 Too much stuff. 446 00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:50,617 We're taking this couch back. 447 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,352 - no, it's sheila's. 448 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,621 And might I remind you, 449 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,621 I took the high road. 450 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,156 - oh, real--does she know that? 451 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,591 - I think she does, yeah. 452 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,591 - what do I know? 453 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:01,594 Besides the capital of peru. 454 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:01,594 It's lima. 455 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,196 - oh, you know. 456 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,631 Just that you got all 457 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,631 Of chris's stuff 458 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,466 Because he took 459 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,466 The high road in the divorce. 460 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,868 - [scoffs] Not exactly sure 461 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,868 That's how it happened. 462 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,337 - come on, sheila. 463 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,604 I mean, you know 464 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,604 You got all of this 465 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,340 Because I didn't want 466 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,340 To drag things out 467 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,575 Arguing over who owns what, 468 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,575 You know. 469 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,877 - or maybe because you know 470 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,877 I'm a better negotiator, 471 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,480 And you would lose it all anyway 472 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,480 If we went head-to-head. 473 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,915 - come on. 474 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:26,486 You are not a better negotiator. 475 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:26,486 - oh, no? 476 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:31,157 I have you packing 477 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:31,157 All my stuff up on a sunday. 478 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,659 - I'm sorry, chris, 479 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,659 Could you hear all the way 480 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,661 Up there on the high road? 481 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,664 - okay, I'm gonna go grab ernie 482 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,664 A sweater. 483 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,265 Mrs. Stevenson upstairs 484 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,265 Is hosting 485 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,534 A little farewell get-together 486 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,534 In my honor. 487 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:42,936 She's such a sweet lady. 488 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:46,639 I helped her sue her children. 489 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,876 - okay. High road's closed. 490 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,876 We're taking the couch. 491 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:51,711 - that's what I'm talking about! 492 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,613 - no, you can't! 493 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,615 Because she'll catch you idiots, 494 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,615 Keep the tickets, 495 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:56,850 And then the highlight 496 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:56,850 Of my day off 497 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,686 Becomes learning 498 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,686 The capital of peru. 499 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:03,356 - how can you think about 500 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:03,356 Yourself right now? 501 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,526 I once cried because 502 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,526 I had no shoes... 503 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,729 Until I met a man with no feet. 504 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,400 - what the hell does that mean? 505 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,734 - it doesn't matter 506 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,734 What it means. 507 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:17,604 It's--it's profound, 508 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:17,604 And it applies. 509 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:20,306 - okay. 510 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:20,306 I'll see you guys later. 511 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,475 Oh, and gary. 512 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,475 - hmm? 513 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,744 - you packed all my 514 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,744 Madame alexander dolls, right? 515 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,880 - oh, yes I did. 516 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,880 All 40 of them. 517 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,883 I'm gonna have nightmares 518 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,883 For a month. 519 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,851 - well, obviously, 520 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,851 You didn't understand 521 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,386 How valuable they are, 522 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,655 I'm gonna need you 523 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,655 To repack them, 524 00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:37,724 Like, one per box. 525 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,560 Thanks. 526 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,562 [door closes] 527 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,730 - let's take this damn couch. 528 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,632 - yes. 529 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,632 [claps] 530 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:52,472 - which one of you threw 531 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:52,472 That juice? 532 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,808 I will find out. 533 00:12:56,676 --> 00:13:00,747 Clark! Yoda! 534 00:12:56,676 --> 00:13:00,747 Let's go. 535 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:05,919 Why are you wearing those? 536 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,955 - mom, we're astronauts. 537 00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:11,424 - emily could be down 538 00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:11,424 Any second. 539 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,760 So we gotta get out 540 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,760 Of this apartment right now. 541 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,895 - you look flustered. 542 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,800 - come on. 543 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,635 - okay, we'll take the couch 544 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,635 To chris's, drop it off, 545 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,471 Come right back here, 546 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,471 Get those tickets, 547 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,705 Get to the giants game. 548 00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:26,740 Easy. 549 00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:26,740 - yeah. 550 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:27,907 - all right. 551 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:31,770 - [groans] 552 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,446 Why is this thing so heavy? 553 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,781 - it's a pullout couch. 554 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,820 - this is a pullout couch? 555 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,820 - yeah. 556 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:37,917 - I passed out on this thing 557 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:37,917 For years. 558 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,753 How come you never told me 559 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,753 This was a pullout couch? 560 00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:44,758 - I was embarrassed. 561 00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:44,758 I didn't have a sheet for it. 562 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,493 - hey, man, 563 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,493 This thing isn't gonna fit. 564 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:47,794 - oh, oh, right. 565 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,795 We went through the window. 566 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,795 Here. 567 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,764 Come on, come on. 568 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,764 - okay, okay. 569 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:51,998 Then, you know what? 570 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:51,998 It's gonna go out the window. 571 00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:53,500 So gary, head downstairs, 572 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,668 Try and flag down a van cab, 573 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,668 Okay? 574 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:55,835 We'll put it out the window, 575 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,671 We're gonna lower it 576 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,671 Down to you. 577 00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:01,708 Chris, did you happen to lose 578 00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:01,708 Any rope in the divorce? 579 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,777 - any rope? 580 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:07,547 try allmy rope. 581 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,816 - [groans] 582 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,816 Almost there. 583 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,117 God, my arms are spent. 584 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,819 Why did I try and do 585 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,819 That chin-up 586 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,654 On the construction scaffolding 587 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,654 Earlier? 588 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,489 [elevator bell dings] 589 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,491 Oh, she's here. 590 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,828 Gary, watch out! 591 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:26,660 - almost died! 592 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:28,868 - that was fast. 593 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:28,868 How was the stevenson party? 594 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,870 - oh, turns out it wasn't 595 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,870 A farewell party. 596 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:34,808 It was a pyramid scheme 597 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:34,808 To sell me a yogurt franchise. 598 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,409 [sighs] 599 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:39,145 Wow, look what you 600 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:39,145 Guys got done. 601 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,847 Thank you. 602 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,981 - well, you get a lot done 603 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:44,818 When you do it with a smile. 604 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:45,852 - guys! 605 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,854 What are you doing up there? 606 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:48,855 - oh, is gary outside? 607 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,990 - yeah, 608 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,990 We sent him outside 609 00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:53,526 'cause he was sweating so much 610 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,562 And steaming up the room 611 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:59,399 And warping your law books. 612 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,767 - tell him to wait. 613 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:01,801 I want to give him 614 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:01,801 The tickets myself. 615 00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:02,902 [door opens] 616 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,404 - couch! 617 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,404 - okay. 618 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,773 - all right, 619 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:07,907 - ah! 620 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:07,907 - what? 621 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,910 What are you doing? 622 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,912 - oh, gary. 623 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,912 There you are. 624 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,181 - hey, sheila. 625 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,181 - yeah. 626 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,384 - uh-oh. 627 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,384 Hey! 628 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,618 Sheila. 629 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:19,886 Wow, those are beautiful. 630 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,822 Where did you get 631 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,822 Those shoes from? 632 00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:23,890 - that's a great story. 633 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,658 I saw them at bergdorf's. 634 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,160 - no. 635 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,160 - yeah. 636 00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:28,895 - really? 637 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,464 [both groaning] 638 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,464 - oh, god-- 639 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,900 - to connecticut 640 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,900 To the outlet store. 641 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,936 Of course, it was closed by then 642 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,936 So I got a hotel. 643 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,939 And anyway, now I always wonder, 644 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,939 Do I love these shoes 645 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,508 Because 646 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,508 They were hard to get 647 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,109 Or do I just love them? 648 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:46,790 - love them, obviously. 649 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:46,790 [laughs] 650 00:15:46,790 --> 00:15:46,913 Shoes. 651 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,816 - anyway, here's the tickets. 652 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,418 - oh. 653 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,418 - have fun. 654 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,860 Oh--hey. 655 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,860 - aw. 656 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,921 - thank you, sheila. 657 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,921 Thank you. 658 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,524 Thank you. All right, 659 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,524 Let's just go back in. 660 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:58,925 All right. 661 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:58,925 - okay, bye. 662 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,127 - uh-huh, bye. 663 00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:04,564 Guys, I got the tickets! 664 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:05,732 [both shouting] 665 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,100 [crash] 666 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,769 - couch! 667 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,475 - I'm going to a football game! 668 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:16,576 I haven't been 669 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:16,576 To a football game 670 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,478 Since the houston oilers 671 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,478 Existed. 672 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:21,281 Warren moon! 673 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:21,281 Warren moon! 674 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,582 - also yell that 675 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,582 We got our couch back. 676 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,118 - oh, and they got 677 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,118 Their couch back! 678 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,354 - and that the high road 679 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,354 Is for chumps. 680 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,589 Also, gary, seat belt. 681 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:30,590 [cell phone rings] 682 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,492 - hey, honey. 683 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,627 Guess who's going 684 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,627 To the football game tonight? 685 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,663 - oh, I'm so happy for you. 686 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,132 Hey, what's our medical 687 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,132 Insurance I.D. Number? 688 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:42,502 - oh, it's j-7-6-4-6-8. 689 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,838 Wait. 690 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,838 What happened? 691 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:47,507 - nothing. 692 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:47,507 Clark is having stomach pains. 693 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,377 We're at the emergency room. 694 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,377 - the emergency room? 695 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,213 - it's fine. 696 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,213 I have it under control. 697 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,581 Go have fun at your game. 698 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,649 - you sure? 699 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,649 - I'm sure. 700 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,690 - hey, can you turn the cab 701 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,690 Around, please? 702 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:09,128 Hey, change of plans! 703 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:09,128 I'm going to the emergency room! 704 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,298 Oh, hey, hey! 705 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,401 - what are you guys doing here? 706 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,401 - what happened? 707 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:19,271 - I think clark has 708 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:19,271 Crohn's disease. 709 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:22,474 - wait. 710 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:22,474 Did you look at webmd? 711 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,243 You cannot consult the internet. 712 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,746 The internet always leads 713 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,746 To crohn's disease. 714 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,616 Son, look at me. 715 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:30,750 What did you eat? 716 00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:32,585 - grape jelly. 717 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,454 - how much? 718 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,289 - all of it. 719 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:39,559 - what? 720 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:39,559 - she forgot to feed me. 721 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:43,229 - I tried! 722 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:43,229 They didn't want anything. 723 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,597 And then robbie-- 724 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:47,267 He crapped all the way up 725 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:47,267 To his neck. 726 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,503 And I got distracted. 727 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,272 - why didn't you call emily? 728 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:55,608 - because I wanted to prove 729 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:55,608 I could do it myself. 730 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:59,446 I'm sorry, baby. 731 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:59,446 Can you still make your game? 732 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,548 - yes, I mean, you know, 733 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,548 I think we can 734 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,549 Still make the last quarter. 735 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,850 Right? 736 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,850 Okay. 737 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,785 Come on, son. 738 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,785 You're gonna be all right. 739 00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:07,554 All right, big boy? 740 00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:07,554 - [vomits] 741 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:11,324 - ooh! 742 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:11,324 - ahh! 743 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,560 That is grape jelly, 744 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,560 All right. 745 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,195 - look, I guess that's that. 746 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,563 - no. No, 747 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,563 This is your day off. 748 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,565 We have come too far 749 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,565 To stop now, okay? 750 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:22,569 Yup. Here. 751 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:22,569 Put this on. 752 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,738 - I'll look ridiculous. 753 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:25,872 - no more ridiculous 754 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:25,872 Than someone wearing 755 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,208 Loafers to a football game. 756 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:31,644 - you guys talking about me, 757 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:31,644 Right? 758 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:35,482 - thank you so much for helping 759 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:35,482 Me get the kids down. 760 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:36,916 - I wish you called me earlier. 761 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:41,421 The internet always leads 762 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:41,421 To crohn's disease. 763 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,590 - emily, I am sorry. 764 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,692 This is work. 765 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:48,595 I couldn't even get them fed 766 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:48,595 And to a museum. 767 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,464 I'm not celebrating 768 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,464 Mother's day anymore. 769 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:52,932 Nope. 770 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:55,301 I do not deserve 771 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:55,301 The last-minute gifts 772 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,936 Purchased at cvs. 773 00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:01,141 - hey, you got four kids 774 00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:01,141 To the emergency room 775 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,542 All by yourself. 776 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,144 - yeah. 777 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,846 - and back. 778 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,115 - yeah. 779 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,617 Wow. 780 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,617 - [laughs] 781 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,785 - hey, boys. 782 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:15,622 Turns out you do have 783 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:15,622 A good mom. 784 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,623 - great. 785 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,359 Can you feed us dinner? 786 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,930 - right. 787 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,930 Dinner. 788 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:27,467 Do you have any food? 789 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:32,539 - that was the best ten minutes 790 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:32,539 Of any game 791 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,410 I've ever seen. 792 00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:36,843 Oh, and for those of us 793 00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:36,843 Not wearing pants, 794 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:40,380 Also the coldest ten minutes. 795 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,148 - anybody want another beer? 796 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,717 - nah. 797 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,652 - you know what? 798 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,652 I think I'm gonna head home. 799 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,654 - gary, you still got, like, 800 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,654 Two hours 801 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,855 Left on your day off. 802 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,825 - you know, honestly, 803 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,825 I just needed 804 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,593 Time away from my kids 805 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,593 To miss them. 806 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:57,831 And I miss them. 807 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,566 And I miss my pants. 808 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,169 [door closes] 809 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,169 - [groans] 810 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,738 I forgot that unless 811 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,738 You're super drunk, 812 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,741 That thing kills your back. 813 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,542 - you know, I don't know, nick. 814 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,412 I don't really think 815 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,412 It fits in here. 816 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:13,747 - yeah. 817 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:14,814 We're gonna have to throw out 818 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:14,814 All your stuff 819 00:20:14,848 --> 00:20:17,751 And rebuild around the couch. 820 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:22,522 - no, I mean, I don't the couch 821 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:22,522 Fits in my life anymore. 822 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,190 I don't want it. 823 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,459 You know, 824 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,459 You got me all worked up, 825 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,728 But I didn't take the high road 826 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,728 For sheila. 827 00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:30,300 I took it for me and ernie 828 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:31,998 Because I want us 829 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:31,998 To be able to move on. 830 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,868 I'm not resentful, nick. 831 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,868 I'm over my divorce. 832 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,704 And it'd really help me out 833 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,730 If you got over my divorce too. 834 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:45,780 - I will try 835 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:45,780 And get over your divorce. 836 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:47,781 But I cannot be responsible 837 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:47,781 For any crank phone calls 838 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,649 That my mom makes. 839 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,553 - hi. 840 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,553 - oh, hey. That was fast. 841 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,988 You just called 842 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,988 A minute ago saying 843 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:55,989 You were leaving your place. 844 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:55,989 - yeah. 845 00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,223 My new place is nearby. 846 00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,592 I take a left out my apartment, 847 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,940 Take the elevator down 848 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,940 Eight floors. 849 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,562 - what? 850 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:06,232 - I moved into the building. 851 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:06,232 Surprise! 852 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,968 It's gonna be so much easier 853 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,968 For ernie. 854 00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:12,720 - this building? 855 00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:12,720 - this building. 856 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:15,508 - my building? 857 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:15,508 - our building now. 858 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,710 And I thought about what 859 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,710 You said. 860 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,612 And I want to take 861 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,612 The high road too. 862 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:22,248 So you can have 863 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:22,248 Your season tickets. 864 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,249 - oh. 865 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,249 - great. 866 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,718 We stole your coach. 867 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:28,880 It's up on the roof 868 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:28,880 If you want to get it. 869 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,256 That whole thing about getting 870 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,256 Over your divorce, 871 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:33,626 I think I'm gonna need 872 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:33,626 Some more time on that. 50805

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