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(Wistful music)

- You're a lovely lass, you are.

They play, but without joy, huh?

Can sense it in the air.

Sadness.

But you're a spry little
thing still, aren't ya?

How can you still be smiling,

when the world is
full of so much blue?

Happiness like
yours has no place left

in the world now, deary.

- Stop your night
dreaming, farr darrig,

you're too prone to
sullenness, you are.

- Can you blame me?

Soul of the world's gone dead.

Black as pitch in its heart,
I know you can feel it.

Don't tell me can't.

There's no more
innocence left to be had.

- We've been called
back by the ancient magic.

- So why the long faces?

We finally got
ourselves a purpose.

A mission.

- We don't know
who's callin' us, or why.

Things is unclear.

We don't know what
we're headin' into.

- It's been a long time
since we've been up top.

- Don't bring me
down now me bucko,

we got ourselves a reason
for gettin' up in the morning.

- We should send bloody
bones up first, have a look around.

- What say you, bloody?

- Aye.

- Then it's settled.

We'll send him up first,
have a wee little looksy.

(Cries out)

(Gloomy waltz music)

(Birds singing)

(Girls chattering)

- [Voiceover] Wow.

- Well, ladies,

in a word,

caca.

- Don't listen to him
girls, that was great.

But since we are half way
through the competition,

you could add a tad more
sass to your step, okay?

There are cameras
all over this mansion,

recording everything
you say and do,

so I know there's some
spunk and funk up in there.

- Uh-huh, I can smell
it from here, actually.

- Um-hm.

- Girls, you're the top five,

you can't expect us to watch
some half-assed runway show.

- Who are calling half-assed?

- See, now that is the
attitude that we're looking for.

Where was all that piss
and vinegar when you were

sashaying up and
down the runway?

(Laughs)

- You're right, I got it,
it'll be better next time.

- Yeah, better do better.

- Just be your normal
bitchy self, you'll be fine.

- What did you say?

- Oh, I'm sorry, are you deaf?

I hear that happens
when you get older.

- You bitch.

- Hey, hold up, hold up.

Knock it off, hold up.

Knock it off, knock it off.

- This is great for ratings.

- Ah.

- Oohh, don't get me
wrong, attitude is good,

toughness is good, but
you ladies need to focus,

keep your eyes
on the prize, okay?

You have to stay focused.

This competition is
nothin' compared to

the real world, alright?

I've been around a long time,

and I made it through
the tough times

because I stayed focused.

I never would have gotten
seven platinum records

if I just sat on my
Booty, you know.

(Laughter)

And my talk show would not
be number one in syndication

if I sat at my house
gettin' fat and lazy, right?

My proudest achievement so far,

is this new line of
goth lingerie, alright.

Deedee's delights,

please forget about that
Victoria's secret nonsense.

Men do not want their women
fluffy and nice and angelic.

They want dangerous,
nasty women,

women who are fierce
and bold and aggressive.

Women who can take whatever
the world throws at them.

Am I right, girls?

- [Group] Um-hm, yep.

- Enthusiasm girls.

- [Group] Yes.

- Yes, yes, that's
what I'm talkin' about.

I'll see you ladies tonight.

Oh, and I have a
special surprise in store

for the winner of
tonight's challenge.

- I'm just telling all
you girls right now,

I'm gonna win that contract.

- [Voiceover] Please, you wish.

- There's nothing any
of you bitches can do

to stand in my way.

- Fuck you.

- Okay, retract the claws,
the little kitty claws, okay.

Now we're gonna be judging
your tapes of your tramp

walkway session later,

and deedee said she has
a surprise for the winner.

I also have a surprise,
but it's for the loser.

- Ah, pirl, your l's backwards.

- Oh, goody it knows
it's alphabets, that's nice.

- You sure don't.

- Okay that's not funny.

I contracted dyslexia
seven times, okay.

It's a disease,
and it's serious.

Anyway, now,

the loser of the tramp walk

is going to be on bathroom duty.

- [Group] Eww.

- Yeah, you gotta get down
on your hands and knees

and scrub the toilets
like a good little maid.

Don't miss the brown parts.

- [Group] Ew.

- Oh please, like any
of you little twits ever did

a day's chore in your life.

- What's a chore?

- Look girls, we're
all here to help you.

So if any of you need
a little extra anything,

or a big extra something, please

come see me for some
one-on-one tutoring.

My door's always open.

- Yes, and so is his fly.

Alright, go on ladies, go on.

- Can't believe Darla, thinking
she's got this in the bag.

- She's confident,
that's for sure.

- She's arrogant.

- She's beautiful.

- I don't know
what it is with you,

but she's no hotter
than me or you.

- Well I'm just saying,
give her some credit.

- This isn't a beauty contest,

deedee's looking for
her next spokesperson,

and this is a competition,
you can't be so generous,

you gotta be more cutthroat.

- Well I'm not
like that, is all.

- Boy don't I know it.

Look, you're like a
square peg, tryin' to fit in a

round hole around
here, little miss innocent.

- Oh please.

- No really, I don't
think you've taken

one drink since
you've gotten here.

Not even one.

You're not an
undercover narc are you?

- Heck no.

- Heck, you don't
even swear (laughing).

(Scary music)

What is it, what's what?

What is it, girl?

- It's nothing, I'm just
getting stressed I guess.

- See, right about now that
420 would come in handy.

I'm just sayin'.

(Haunting music)

- What's happened to the
world since we've been away?

- It's a hideous place, I've
been sayin' so all along.

- It wasn't always, no sir,

there was a goodness in it once.

Innocence.

- But who's callin' us, which
one of 'em has the magic?

- The question we should
be asking, is which one

is strong enough to
handle such devil power?

- You remember
back in the old days,

we would be summoned to do
all manner a nasty business, hey?

- Revenge,
punishment, retribution,

petty human squabblings.

- We got fed up with it,

scattered those four magic
stones across the earth,

figuring whoever was
strong enough to find them,

and bind them together,
might be worthy of our help.

- But maybe he ain't
callin' us to do good.

- Aye, maybe, but
I'm beginning to think

whoever is using
the magic is strong,

but maybe not so good, huh?

- Aye.

- Witch, warlock,

evil they are, callin' us
up for nefarious purposes.

- We got to come
when we're called.

- Aye.

(Birds singing)

- [Voiceover] You think
I'm putting on weight?

- Um.

- I mean, it looks like
I'm putting on weight.

Nothing scares me
more than being fat.

Some people are scared of
heights, some scared of drowning,

whatever, me, nope, I
never wanna be fat and ugly.

Is that a stupid
thing to be scared of?

- Very.

Try wanting to be a model
with Asian parents that

want nothing less
than a neurosurgeon.

Fear is eight years
of intense schooling,

if I don't take home
that prize money.

So, yeah, that's very silly.

Fuck, my signal's gone.

- Hey, no bars,
what's up with that?

- That's weird, same with mika.

- Oh, were you on a
911 call to your stylist,

because that weave
is all kinds of ratty.

- Weave?

- Um-hm, oh I'm sorry, it
must've been the plastic surgeon

about your butt implants.

- Oh, well at least I wasn't
on the phone to my pimp.

- Funny, bitch, actually I was
on the phone with my manager.

We've got big
deals in the works.

I'm gonna be a star after
this is over, unlike you rejects.

- You know what, Darla?

- [Darla] Huh?

- You remind me of a four
letter word that is used to

describe an annoying
woman and an uber bitch.

It ends in u-n-t.

Can you guess the first letter?

- Oh, pick me, I know this.

- No really, can you guess?

- Don't you dare go any further
unless you wanna look like

you just went on a bad
date with Chris brown.

- It's a.

You really need to
meet my aunt Connie,

she's really annoying, she's
an uber bitch, kinda like you,

except for I had a different
first letter in mind for you.

- You know what, it
looks like you're really

putting on the
pounds there girl.

- Ah!

- Later, bitches.

(Scary music)

(Crickets chirping)

(Girls chatting and laughing)

- I knew I'd find you here
looking over the ladies,

you horny devil.

- Ha, ha, ha, ha,
maybe this world ain't

such a bad place after all.

- You're perverted, you are.

- Tis been a long spell and

the underworld's a
lonely place, mate.

- Don't I know it.

(Laughing)

- Alright ladies, we've
reviewed your runway video

and your photos,

and I think pirl might
have something to say.

- Yeah, I for one say, fabulous.

- You're looking fine, Darla,

you really know how to
show off the lingerie girl.

You know exactly what
this is about, very nice.

- You look good out there,
but you're just a little clunky.

- Erin, you have
the right look for us,

but you've gotta
be more fluid honey.

- Yeah, you're
kind of like a robot.

- No, I think she's
got something.

In print ads, you
would look fantastic.

- I think you need to
take your sunglasses off.

- What a grotesque
spectacle this is.

- Sheila honey, oh
yeah, you're good,

and gorgeous, just stunning.

But we need...

- ah, the emphasis on but,
with your fantastic amazing butt,

it's huge.

(Giggles)

- Audrey, I'm sorry honey,

this just isn't your
finest moment.

- Deedee, you're
being a little too kind.

Audrey, what happened,
what happened out there today?

This whole time I've
been rooting for you.

The good girl, little miss
goody two-shoes against

all these other girls,

I mean you've been on the
speed train to the win, girl.

What happened today?

Conductor started twittering,
missed the red light and

then kapuu, train wreck girl.

- Sorry, Audrey.

- A wee bit a the old country
flows through her, no doubt.

- Mika, um, let me just
say, these two will have

their own opinions, I mean
that' why they're on the show,

but as far as I'm concerned,

you owned that runway
today girl, you rocked it.

I don't think we have
to consult on this,

you win the challenge, diva.

Congratulations, and, of
course we have a special surprise

in store for you.

Get plenty of sleep
tonight, honey,

because tomorrow you
have a solo photo shoot with

none other than the world
famous photographer, McGregor.

He is world-renowned for
shooting all over the world

and shooting everybody,

including all seven of my
cd covers and catalogs.

Congratulations, diva.

- Thank you.

- Handle it, pirl.

- Okay, Baxter,
anything you'd like to say

before I finish up?

- And mika, for an extra bonus,

I'm offering you a private
consultation in my chambers.

- Yeah, well, there you have it.

- And as deedee
mentioned earlier,

I have a little
something for the loser.

Yeah, don't forget
the brown parts.

- I'll see ya later, bones.

- Where are ya goin'?

- I've got somethin'
to do, me blood's up.

- But we haven't
been ordered yet.

- Hell, we don't even know
who's contollin' the magic,

and until we do, I'm
gonna have a bit of fun, uh.

(Tense music)

- Oh my, oh my god, what...

(Haunting music)

Ancient magic mama
mother, heal my pain,

set me free, make my pretty.

Ah, pure gold,
never ugly, never old.

Ancient magic mama
mother, make me fearless,

make me bold, take
my blood, take my soul.

Ancient magic mama
mother, set me free,

make me pretty, pure
gold, never ugly, never old.

- Where does pirl get off
telling me that my butt looks big?

I mean, what does that
little homo know anyway?

Sorry, was that racist?

And Darla, that stuck up
bitch is always going off on me.

I don't understand.

She's no better than I am.

She wants to bring
it, oh I'll bring it.

I'll win that contract and
rub it in her snotty little face.

That's all I got.

- Um.

(Tense music)

- I'll teach you to be
so fine to the ladies.

Gamora.

Faith and gamora.

If it isn't Sheila herself.

- How do you know my name?

- Oh girly, I know
many, many things, I do.

The name's farr
darrig, the red man,

and it's my job to know things.

Like I know about
you, for instance.

- What do you mean?

- Well, let's see,
your name's Sheila.

You grew up here abouts,

and I'm guessing, when
you were a youngun,

you were a chubby
little thing, is that right?

Aye, a chubby little girl,

bouncin' on daddy's knee.

And maybe a wee little
bit more than bouncing, eh?

- You creep.

- All your life, you've
been tryin' not to be that

chubby little girl anymore.

Tryin' not to be the apple
of daddy's eye ever again.

- You're horrible, you've no
idea what you're talking about,

my father was not like that.

- Oh, it's not a good idea
to lie to farr darrig, dear.

- I'm not lying.

- Yes you are you naughty girl.

(Cries out)

(Screaming)

I told ya, I know all about ya.

(Crying out)

It's not easy to keep
your weight is it, I know.

(Screaming)

(Melodic bells)

Sorry girly, I had me orders.

Now, where's your spirit going?

Who's after your soul?

(Haunting music)

(Crickets chirping)

- Hello?

(Tense music)

Hello?

Hello?

Where is he?

- I'm right here, sugar.

- Jeez bax, why do you
have to scare me like that?

I'm nervous enough as it is.

- Why are you nervous?

- Because I don't wanna
get caught, that's why.

- You're not gonna get caught,
there's no cameras down here.

I made sure of it
when I set up the place.

- Wait, you don't take any
of the other girls down here,

do you?

- No, you're the one and only.

- You wouldn't be
lying to me, would you?

- Producers never lie, sugar.

- So this will help
me win, right?

- You got it in the bag, honey.

- And that green card?

- One thing at a time.

- Hey, they shoulda made
you clean that with your tongue.

- Very funny.

- Why don't you just give up?

I mean you don't really stand
a chance against me anyway.

What are you even doing here?

You're not really the type.

Let's face it, you're just not
model material, no offense.

- Well I don't wanna be a model.

- Then what are you doing here?

This is a modeling
competition, duh.

- No, it's a spokesperson
competition,

I just wanna prove
something to myself, you know,

that I'm not that gangly
girl that I used to be,

that I could pull it off.

- You, please.

- And, if I win the contract,
then the money'll help me

pay for my student loans.

- Oh you're a college girl,
should I be impressed?

- I'm not trying to impress
anybody, I'm jut thinking ahead.

You know there are more
important things in life than

just modeling, no offense.

- So, what are you
studying, college girl?

- Business major.

- Oh that's perfect,
because you're in a bathroom

cleaning toilets, and the
economy's in the toilet.

(Laughing)

Notice how you said "if
I win," not "when I win,"

that just proves you
don't have the confidence

to pull it off.

- Well that doesn't
mean I'm just gonna quit.

- It's your funeral.

- Well what are you gonna
do when you don't win?

Notice I said "when
you don't win," not "if."

- I'm not stressing it.

- No, I'm serious,
what are your plans

if this whole modeling thing
doesn't work out for you?

- See, that's what
I'm talking about,

backup plans are for losers.

- You know I almost
feel sorry for you, Darla,

not having anything
in your life but this.

Almost.

- Whatev.

- Good luck tomorrow,
Darla, you're gonna need it.

- Yeah, right, have fun
scrubbing toilets, loser.

Ttfn, ta ta for now.

(Slow graceful music)

(Moaning)

- Your visa status is cinched.

- Visa, I want full citizenship.

- That could be trouble.

(Moans) Not a problem.

Whoa, I'm not sure
what happened,

I just blacked out and I
came to, and, what the fuck?

- Bax?

(Laughing)

(Screaming)

- What the fuck?

- Oh my god, oh my god, oh.

(Heavy panting) Oh
my god, oh my god.

(Laughing)

Oh, what just happened?

- I don't know.

- I think uh, you and me were...

- Nice, very nice, very nice,

good, good, good.

I'm not seeing
the curves enough.

There we go.

Nice, nice, now a
little fierce, more,

give me a little bit
more, perfect, perfect.

That's it, little bit
more to the left.

Nice.

That's it, that's it, work it.

Beautiful, don't fall.

Good.

Perfect.

Let's seem more of
that, perfect, perfect.

- Mika, mika, sell it honey.

Come on, I can't have you
walking out here looking like

you just got outa
some - good, good.

Afterparty half drunk.
- Let me get a little less

Jennifer Lopez, and a little
bit more George Lopez, please.

Thank you.
- Honey, honey,

your hands, your
hands, can you fly, no.

Put 'em down okay,
just keep 'em down.

I know, I know, just takes
work to make it look natural,

that's all.

- Pay no attention to
the chirping bird honey,

you're doing great.

Good, good.

You are doing
beautiful, there we go.

- She looks great out there.

- Okay see, that's loser talk.

You're not gonna win this
competition by being nice.

- Yeah, but she doesn't
have to be a bitch either.

- Oh really, and where
were you last night?

- No where.

- Somewhere, because
unless you went to bed after me,

woke up before me,
and made your bed,

there wasn't a
wrinkle in your sheets.

So where were you?

- None a your business.

- Oh, you know, we're
really not suppose to be

outside our rooms at night.

- So are you gonna
tell on me, tattletale?

- I don't know, what's
it worth to keep quiet?

- Nothing, there's
nothing to keep quiet.

I was with Audrey last night,

we were just talking late.

- Oh really?

- Um, yeah, she was in my room.

- Don't tell me that you
two have a little something

going on, I mean I never
would have expected that

from you Audrey.

- Expected what?

- Oh you know, little miss
innocent, with a taste for.

- You're disgusting.

- Whatever, I'll have
my eye on both you two.

- Very nice, very nice,
a little bit more gaga,

less Lohan, there we go.

Like that, little bit more
pouting lips, there we go.

Perfect, that's the
calendar shot right there.

- Oh really, awesome.

- Mika, it was nice, but
don't get ahead of yourself,

remember deedee is the
final judge, and she's the jury.

She'll judge you.

- Good, good, good, lower.

- Oh, hi.

- Hi.

- Whatcha guys doin'?

- Snacking.

- You shouldn't be snacking,
you know eating causes fat.

Fat causes death,
death to models, to you.

The sad truth, has
anyone seen Sheila?

You don't know,
haven't seen her.

Do me a favor, fatty, could
you find your friend for me?

- Okay.

- Bye.

- Bye bye, faster.

(Scary music)

- Oh!

Oh, it's so fuckin'
loose, it's not lasting.

- The future is grim, I talk
not to figure out banshee,

I talk of us.

- I had to take one
of 'em last night.

I didn't want to.

- Aye yeah.

- She wasn't a bad
one, but I was ordered

I had no choice.

Who is it, who has the charms?

Still no idea?

(Mumbles)

I get ya.

Whoever it is must be desperate.

The magic's not working
for them like it used to.

It's 'cause they're abusin' it.

Using it for selfish reasons.

It's as I feared, the world's
no better than it was before.

- There's cameras
all over this house,

one of them musta seen her.

Ah, ha, and there
she is standing outside

the confession cam.

- Where does pirl get off
tellin' me that my butt looks big?

I mean, what does that
little homo know anyway?

- Oh.

- Sorry, was that racist.

- Look it was almost 10 o'clock.

- Oh very good, Watson,

now let's bring her
coming out at 10...

(Creepy music)

What's she doing?

- It looks like she's
talking to someone.

- [Audrey] Yeah, but who?

- What is this,
flinstones hi-tech?

- That is so weird,
it's like she just

- disappears.

- She doesn't just
disappear, shit, it's just static.

- No, and not one
other camera caught her.

- Well why would she just leave?

- She wouldn't just leave,

she wanted to win this just
as much as the rest of us.

- Oh well, good riddance to her.

That's just one less
bitch I have to trample on

my way to the top.

- Oh my god, you
are such a bitch.

- Um-hm.

- Well, the plot thicks.

- It's really very simple,
if Sheila doesn't show up

by sundown, the sheriff's
gonna kick her fat ass outta town.

And the same
applies to any of you

who plays hooky
on my watch, got it?

Now, we're gonna have
ourselves a little easter egg hunt

before the next challenge.

Somewhere in around this
mansion, there's a golden egg laid

by our favorite goose,
I mean pirl, naturally.

It looks like this,
there's only one,

and for the girl who finds it,

it will save you from
elimination next round.

I don't want anybody
helpin' anybody else,

not that any of
you would anyway.

No teams, no alliances,

Every girl for herself, go.

- Deedee, we need
to go over all these.

- Not now.

- Wow, someone's
got their diva on.

I was talking
about her, not you.

(Suspenseful music)

- Ancient magic mama mother,

heal my pain, set me
free, make me pretty,

like pure gold,
never ugly, never old.

Ancient magic mama mother.

(Buzzing)

- Of course, where
else could it be?

- Get outta here,
look in your own room.

- I already did, it's not there.

- Bitch.

(Buzzing)

- Oh my god,

yes.

- Hello darlin'

- oh my god.

- Don't mind her,
that's what she does

when someone's about to die.

- Die?

- Sorry, just doing me duty.

(Screams)

(Screams)

(Loud buzzing)

(Heavy breathing)

(Suspenseful music)

(Curious music)

- Hey, I'm looking in here.

- Not anymore, I'm taking over.

- Well be my guest,
it's not in here anyway.

- So you say, I'll just take
over from here, beat it.

- What is your problem.

- No problem.

- The heck there isn't,

you've been dogging
me from the get go.

- It's nothing personal,
I just wanna win.

- Well we all wanna win,

but that's no excuse to
be such a witch about it.

- (Laughs) A witch?

- Come on, what is it?

(Scary music)

It's just you and me now
Darla, there's no cameras,

so you don't need to huff and
puff and act all tough, okay,

'cause this convo of ours isn't
even gonna be on the show.

So why don't you just tell
me what's been bugging you.

- Who says anything
is bugging me,

aside from you that is.

- That's what I'm
talking about, why me?

- Maybe I'm just trying
to get under your skin,

it looks like it's working too.

- (Laughs) Really, do
I look like it's working?

Why me?

- Maybe it's because you're
my biggest competition,

that's why.

- Wow, you know I never
thought I'd hear you say

that anything was
competition for you.

- Well now you've
heard it, big whoop,

don't let it get to your
head, it doesn't mean you're

gonna win this thing,
I still need to win this.

- You need to?

Why, why do you
need to win this?

- Because my
brother's sick, okay.

- Oh, I'm so sorry.

- My family can't afford the
medical bills and that's why

I would do anything to win
this, and I need to win this,

are you satisfied now?

- No I'm not satisfied,
your bother is sick,

why would I be satisfied?

It's gonna be okay.

- Thanks, now get outta
here before I kick your ass.

- I told you the
egg isn't in here.

- Get.

- Showtime.

- Are you kidding me, none
of you could find the egg?

What is wrong with you
nitwits, and where's Erin?

- Who cares?

- Maybe she found it.

- Oh really, well then why
isn't she here rubbing it all

over your slightly Asian face.

Of course she hasn't found it,

she's not any brighter
than the rest of you idiots.

Even my four retarded
uncles could have found that

golden egg, it's right
here, under the grapes.

Oh my.

- Maybe she did find it.

- Yeah and she figures
she can't get eliminated.

- See, I knew she was
fucking around somewhere.

She's hanging out with someone.

- Well it's not
me, I told you that.

- Who, then, you think
she's hookin' up with Baxter?

- You jackals are just
constantly giving me a migraine,

I can't stand it.

- Of course she found the egg,

I've already talked to the girl.

- Where is she then?

- She's getting a makeover,
courtesy of yours truly.

And there is a
makeover in the cards

for one of you girls too.

But first I need to find out
how much you've learned.

So I want you to go
get yourselves made up.

Do your hair,
choose some lingerie,

and I'll spend some
one-on-one time with each of you,

see how far you've come, give
you a few tips along the way.

30 minutes, go, go, go.

- Dee...

- what is it?

- Well this wasn't
suppose to be...

- it is if I say it is.

Who's runnin' this ship anyway?

- I am, look I'm the producer,

somebody needs to tell
me about these things.

Toughen up.

- Suck my dick.

(Melodious bells)

(Scary music)

(Laughing)

- Hey mika, can I borrow
one of those daggers?

Mika?

- Huh?

- Are you okay?

- Hm, yeah, yeah.

- Okay, well I just wanted
to borrow one of the daggers,

if you're not using
'em, of course.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Cool, thanks.

- Make-up looks good, hun.

Could use a little
less around the eyes,

your eyes are so stunning,

you don't need to
use so much liner.

- Your makeup
looks good today, pirl.

- Thanks.

- Disappointing.

- It'll be better
next time, I swear.

- Um-hm.

- Not the right choice of shoes.

Fuck me pumps would
have worked better.

Remember, there's no
subtlety with this line, girl.

We sell the sizzle
and the steak.

- Deedee I promise
you, if I win this contract

I will be the best
model you've ever had.

I will bust my
ass 24/7 for this.

I would do almost anything.

- That's probably true.

- Anything.

- Um-hm.

- Well.

- Nice.

- Nice, I was
kinda hopin' for hot.

- How badly do you
wanna win this competition?

- Really, really bad.

- You're a beautiful girl,
but I'm not sure you have

what it takes to be
one of deedee's devils.

- What do you mean?

What can I do to
improve, like my pose,

or my walk, my makeup?

- I'm talkin' about in here.

You're selfless, not selfish.

- I would think
that's a good thing.

- In this business, it isn't.

You really have a
good soul, don't you?

- Um, I guess.

Are you okay, deedee?

- I'm just fine.

- Well, your face.

- Oh hell.

(Tense music)

(Suspenseful music)

(Screaming)

- Hey didn't you guys
notice something weird

about deedee today?

- This whole fucking
thing is getting weird.

- Yeah, I mean, what happened
with Sheila and Erin anyway?

And don't you even say,

"oohh, that's less
competition for me."

- There is no
competition for me, girl.

- You know what I mean,
something is going on.

- Don't say a word.

I know I look like Jim
Carey from the mask,

and I don't care who sees it.

- What's going on pirl,
aren't we suppose to have

another challenge or judging?

- As far as I'm concerned
this show is so over.

- Where's deedee?

- That's the question of
the hour, where's deedee?

Diva's been holed
up in her room,

won't come out for nothin'.

- Well she did seem
odd, that's for sure.

- Pirl just cannot
handle this drama.

- Oh look, pirl's talking about
himself in the third person,

this must be really bad.

- Heal my pain, set me
free, make me pretty.

Like pure gold,
never ugly, never old.

Never ugly, never old,
never ugly, never old.

Take my blood, take my soul,

ancient magic mama mother.

Ancient magic mama mother,

heal my pain, set me
free, make me pretty,

like pure gold,
never ugly, never old.

Ancient magic mama
mother, heal my pain,

set me free, never
ugly, never old.

Out this, never ugly, never old.

Ancient magic mama
mother, heal my pain,

take my blood, take my soul,
take my blood, take my soul,

take my blood, take my soul,
take my blood, take my soul,

take my blood, take
my soul, take my blood.

(Eerie music)

- No, the magic, the magic.

(Haunting music)

- What's wrong, we've done
everything you've ordered.

- Somebody took
the charm bracelet,

and I know it wasn't
one of the girls.

- Well it wasn't me,
I can tell ya that.

- I need that bracelet,

have you taken a
good look at me lately?

- Aye, your dirty and
greed magic itn't workin',

it's gettin' weaker.

- I need that bracelet.

- It's 'cause you've used
it for selfish reasons.

That's why the magic's
not workin' for you

the way it used to.

- You're gonna tell me
where that bracelet is.

- I'm tellin' ya, I don't know.

- Then it's gonna
be a long night.

(Screaming)

- Not done yet, me thinks.

Lots to do, lots to do.

Pookah!

Let him be, ya bitch.

- Well, well little man, gettin'
high and mighty aren't we?

- Let him go.

- You're not the one
givin' the orders, I am.

- Not anymore.

- You stepped over
the line, baby boy.

- I can't abide
what you're doing.

Stealing souls, feasting
on youth so you don't age,

it's not right.

- I don't give a
shit what you think.

I got the magic now, I'm in
charge, now you do what I say.

- No.

- You have any idea
how long it took me

to get all those charms?

I spent every dollar I
had, every dollar I earned,

every resource.

I had to search the world
for decades lookin' for them,

and I finally found them all.

The ancient magic
says I'm in control now.

- The ancient magic wasn't
meant for such selfishness.

Long ago we used to
help people, heal the sick,

toppled kings, ended wars.

- But for what side?

Whichever side held the magic.

Maybe you helped
the bad guys win,

you ever think a that?

- Maybe you're right,

but when you get to a certain
age you learn a few things,

and I know what
you're doin' is wrong,

what you're makin'
us do is wrong.

- After all these centuries
you got a conscience.

Give it to me.

- No.

- Give it to me.

- Now I'm in control,
you do what I say.

- Ah!

- Sorry deary, I didn't
mean to frighten ya.

- Get out of here.

- Don't worry, it'll
all be over soon.

- What, what will be over soon?

Who are you?

- My name's farr
darrig, the red man.

No point in tryin'
to leave deary.

- What do you want?

- Not much, just your heart.

I'm sorry girl,
I've got to do it.

(Noise drowns out voice)

- You have the old country,
on your mother's side I reckon.

Kin, you're a decent soul deary,

ya are.

Now, go, get the others,
get out while you can.

- But, what's going on?

- Go, damn you, go.

- Come on, we gotta go.

- What are you talking about?

- What's wrong?

- Just hurry, we have
to get out of here.

- Somebody needs
to take a chill pill.

- I mean it, let's go.

- Okay, good enough for me.

- Damn it.

- Why are we trying
to leave, exactly?

- Pirl, you just have
to believe me, okay,

we've gotta get out of here.

(Gasping)

- What the devil is goin' on?

- The magic, I
ain't doin' it, mate.

Not what that
witch wants, I ain't.

- You're causing trouble
for yourself, for all of us.

- Aye, and if you
want to stop me,

I wouldn't blame
you for a minute.

- We're with you, mate.

- Hey that's the creep
that was spying on me.

- Calm 'em down, bones.

- Be peaceful me Lasses,

we'll have ya out
of here in a jiffy.

- No, nobody's going anywhere.

She's the one I want,
her heart is pure.

- You're not getting her,
nor anyone else, not tonight.

Not ever.

Bones.

I won't do what you say, never.

- That's the way you
wanna play, let's play.

(Groaning)

- No!

(High-pitched screaming)

(Screaming)

- No, give it to me.

- No.

- Give it to me.

You don't know
what you're doing,

you don't understand the power.

- It's already caused so
much pain, so much hurt.

- Give it to me, you...

(high-pitched screaming)

- I did good, I think.

- You did friend, you did.

- You woulda won
this, you would.

- I did.

- Aye.

A free lass you are.

(Wistful flute music)

(Playful haunting music)

- The underworld's
a lonely place, mate.