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Why do I always get
stuck with the apprentices?
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Because you're a
good tradesman.
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Backwoods:
Oh, come on, Golden Arm.
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Stop feeding me
the horse shit.
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Everyone knows those
who can't do, teach.
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You're the exception
of the rule,
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a good tradesman who is
also a damn fine teacher.
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Besides, Homer would
just fuck her up.
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Fair enough. And yes,
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I am an
exceptional tradesman.
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For the record,
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I do not want
to be saddled up
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with another inbred
mouth-breather.
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Besides, what's this
clown's name again?
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Hey!
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Hey, why'd you say "her"?
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Because today's inbred newbie
mouth-breather is my sister.
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What's upppp?
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Oh yeah. Shit.
That's awkward.
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What up, sis?
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Get ready, rookie.
I'm gonna kill you.
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Charles:
We're not turning
anything around.
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We're turning it off.
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Imperial Valley's
production is disappointing
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and the return is the
worst it's ever been.
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This site's been on
my shit list forever.
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Charles, it's me.
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You know my track record.
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Let me do what I was
sent here to do.
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Charles:
That town is a
union stronghold
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and unions are a
pain in my ass!
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Well, I see an operational
plant with a lot of morale.
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Charles:
Morale doesn't trade
on the Nasdaq.
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What's my timeline?
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Charles:
You do two things.
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One, you oversee
the closure and two,
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you don't call
and question me
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on how I run my
goddamn business!
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What's the status
on Bennett?
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Comatose. No changes.
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If you wakes up,
you let me know.
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Understood. Should I-
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Go walk in traffic? Fuck me!
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Not you.
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Just... I'll take
the handcuffs.
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You guys hear about Hernando
the Portuguese plumber?
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Dude fell asleep
in a portajohn
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got hauled fifteen
clicks to their facility
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and now they're
calling the outhouses
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"Portuguese Rocketships".
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Ah, I started that rumour.
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I'm glad it did the
rounds though.
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Homer:
Did they find the person
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who's putting water
in everyone's boots?
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Oh, I fuckin'
hate that guy.
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Or girl.
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Oh, sneaky fucker.
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We gotta catch him before,
or her before winter.
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Okay, how 'bout the Insulator
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who tried to tie his dick
in a knot on a dare?
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What?
- True.
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It's not good guys,
we're fucked.
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I mean, we're-we're effed.
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I wanted to prank you guys.
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Out with it, Dewey.
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Dewey:
I fucked up.
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She's back.
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Steph:
What?!
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Oh, fun sponge.
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Come on!
- Hello, fellas.
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Your Sensitivity
Trainer is in da house.
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Shit!
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Oh, nope.
No, no, no, no, no.
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♪
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Ten bucks the new chick called
in Janet to clean us up.
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It's destabilization 101.
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Sabotage a population
social and cultural systems,
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thereby destroying any attempt
to resist or retaliate.
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Find your seat, please.
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It's right in front of you.
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Thank you.
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For those of you
who don't know,
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my official title is
Sensitivity Trainer.
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My name is Janet.
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Pronouns: she/her.
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You guys know the drill;
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I come in here tell you
what not to do and say.
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No one listens
and I call it a day.
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She's fucking saying shit.
Pay attention.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Thank you.
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You talkin'?
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How most of you behave on
the job site is unacceptable.
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In the first twenty minutes
I've been here,
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I observed
several infractions,
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including the use of a
disturbing nickname...
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Hey, Big Nate!
What's up, buddy?
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Big Nate!
- Big Nate!
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Big Nate?
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Nate-ive?
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That's racist.
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It's clever.
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My name's Nathaniel.
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And I'm fuckin' huge.
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Homer:
That's what she/her said.
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Well what about the
comments overheard
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about the women
in accounting
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and the size of
their posteriors?
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What the fuck you
lookin' at me for?
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What? What?
- Bottoms?
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Like a gay dude?
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No. No, their butts.
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Guys, she's talkin'
about "Bum and Bummer".
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That is not their names.
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That's their names!
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Alright, alright,
enough of this circle jerk.
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You three, go do
the valve swap.
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You two, back on
the MIG weld in A3.
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Everybody good?
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Not so fast.
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Corporate wants a
full tool roll back.
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Anything that grinds,
cuts or welds.
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If it's not bolted down
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bring it back to the
tool crib for inventory.
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Fucking bullshit, Todd.
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It's gonna slow
us the fuck down.
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Fuuccckkk!
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The f...
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Understood.
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Pussy! Pussy!
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Let's get to work.
Come on!
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Pussy! Pussy!
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Folded like a lawn chair
on that one, didn't ya?
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Tradesman:
All the tools? Every one?
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I'll give you another.
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One last one of these
'cause I've had enough.
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Every tool, Jimi.
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Huh. It's a lot bigger
when you're close up.
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That's what they all say.
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Don't get all distracted,
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these pressure gauges aren't
gonna inspect themselves.
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That there's my
boy Poopstick.
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He and I used to
wrestle in high school.
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This guy leaning here doing
absolutely fuck all
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is San Francisco
fuckin' Sneakers.
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What?
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He constantly
wears kneepads.
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Look at 'em.
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This guy over here...
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that's Snot.
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Fuck you too, Snot!
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Used to be a DJ in town
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so we started calling
him DJ Dickface
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and DJ Dicksnot.
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And now it's just "Snot".
Too many words.
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He doesn't mind?
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Of course he does.
He fuckin' hates it.
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These two clowns
right here...
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Ah-haha. Yes.
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This one here is...
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"Meat"! Meat!
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There's you goin'.
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This one here is "Sticks".
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What's up?
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Kind of shit to bet on
the nickname department,
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but gets the
fuckin' job done.
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You know what I mean?
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Anyways, Poopstick!
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Snot!
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Hey, this here
is Todd's sister.
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Keep her fuckin'
classy, gentlemen.
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What's up, guys?
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I'm Audrey.
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Maybe you can call me
Auds or OddJob or...
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Oh fuck no.
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Todd's Sister, are
you wearing make-up?
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No.
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Good enough.
Get your shit.
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We got work. Let's go!
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Please, come in
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As a trusted foreman,
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I wanna go on the record to say
that inventory at this time,
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it's a bad call.
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And your mints are stale.
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Duly noted.
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I think we should
put our resources
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in the guys on
the flare stack.
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I mean, every day that thing's
not upright and online,
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we're losing money.
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I appreciate you
having my back like this.
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Look, I'm here to be
your second in command,
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your eyes and ears,
hand of justice.
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I've been here
a ton of years
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and that means I've
got their trust.
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Okay, look Todd,
nothing is happening.
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It's standard practise
for new management
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to get the lay of the land.
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Is it also standard practise
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to bring in a Sensitivity
Trainer on your first week?
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Are you insinuating I had
something to do with that?
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I just think it's a
huge waste of time.
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If you must know,
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Janet is here
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because someone on your
crew called in a violation.
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Not one of my guys.
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Dale Edgars?
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Dewey.
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Is this about his lunch?
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I mean, the guys like to hide
it and fuck with his food and,
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once we put a, a live
pigeon in his lunchbox.
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Chelsea:
It's not that.
We should stop that.
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He felt there was inappropriate
graffiti about his preferences.
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In the bathroom?
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It's just a bit of fun.
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Todd, I know you expected to
get this job but you didn't.
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Is that gonna be an issue?
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Nope. Not on my end.
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Fuckin' Dewey.
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"Standard practise" my ass.
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I keep this place
tight as a titty
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and then she has
the nerve to-
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Oh, this is fuuuu...
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fudged up.
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How the fuck are we
supposed to work like this?
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Jimi:
IR's are no joke.
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I mean, everybody on
this crew swears,
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even the fuckin'
retired priests.
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It's fucking hard.
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Todd:
And with Janet here,
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this inventory's
gonna take a week,
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and we're gonna look
like a bunch of idiots.
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Steph:
This Chelsea chick will
look like an idiot.
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Inventory was her idea,
not yours.
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You're not the
Site Manager.
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Stephy, you are a
goddamn beauty.
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Janet, you wanna come
with me for a minute?
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I want to show
you somethin'.
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More than anything.
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Todd:
You'll love this.
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Something. Anything.
Anything. Come on.
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You having a stroke
or something, Tase?
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Naw, I'm just tryin' to
describe my last poo
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as a movie title but
the bar's pretty high.
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Todd:
I hear ya.
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That's a solid list.
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"There Will Be Blood!" Yes!
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Todd:
That's nasty, man.
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You okay if I bring in Janet?
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Yeah. Back in your cave.
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{\an8}Todd:
Come on in.
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Hey Janet, you a Trans Am?
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No. And if I was,
it would be totally f-
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Oh my God.
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Yep.
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Taser:
Mi casa, su casa.
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Or however you say
shitter in Italian.
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As a sensitivity trainer,
I thought it'd be best for you
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to see the belly
of the beast.
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00:09:55,371 --> 00:09:57,906
Todd:
I think all this is worth
a few incident reports, no?
260
00:09:57,906 --> 00:09:59,308
You're darn right.
261
00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:02,311
This is defacing
company property.
262
00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:06,482
Um, you are to forbid
your entire crew
263
00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:08,117
from writing on these walls.
264
00:10:08,117 --> 00:10:09,485
Todd:
Well, warm up your pen
265
00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:11,286
'cause there's a lot more
where this came from.
266
00:10:12,788 --> 00:10:14,423
Beautiful.
267
00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:18,327
These little beauts are
what we call incident reports.
268
00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:19,928
I didn't think
those were for real.
269
00:10:19,928 --> 00:10:21,497
Bennett used to shred 'em.
270
00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:22,865
Todd:
Well, he's not here anymore.
271
00:10:22,865 --> 00:10:24,867
The new boss wants to
change who we are.
272
00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:28,103
So, we're gonna get as many
of these fuckers as we can.
273
00:10:30,305 --> 00:10:32,141
You probably don't
wanna see this.
274
00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:35,110
I want you to unleash
all of your greatest hits,
275
00:10:35,110 --> 00:10:37,146
and I'll be sure Janet
is there to enjoy them.
276
00:10:37,146 --> 00:10:38,514
And this is not a
personal vehicle,
277
00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:40,349
this is a company vehicle.
278
00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:43,152
Phaser's on Slack, boys.
279
00:10:43,152 --> 00:10:45,120
When you see a dog,
ya fuck it!
280
00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,522
Fuck dogs!
- Yeah!
281
00:10:46,922 --> 00:10:48,524
Do we have to?
282
00:10:48,824 --> 00:10:50,559
And this is our
wonderful lunchroom.
283
00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:52,394
Not much really
goes on here.
284
00:10:52,394 --> 00:10:53,796
Dewey:
Hey Toddler, are you there?
285
00:10:53,796 --> 00:10:54,897
Go for Todd.
286
00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:03,005
Can you smell it?
Can you smell it?
287
00:11:03,005 --> 00:11:04,606
Todd:
I can smell it.
288
00:11:09,745 --> 00:11:10,813
Oh, come on, Janet.
289
00:11:10,813 --> 00:11:12,381
You're giving a ghost an IR.
290
00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:14,216
No one knows who's
pulling this shit.
291
00:11:15,617 --> 00:11:17,019
Fuck sakes.
292
00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:20,389
Todd VO:
Let's make sure by
the end of the day
293
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:21,990
that woman gets
writer's cramp.
294
00:11:23,826 --> 00:11:25,561
Hey guys.
295
00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:26,829
Tase.
296
00:11:26,829 --> 00:11:30,165
Cramps, cramps,
cramps, cramps, cramps, cramps,
297
00:11:30,165 --> 00:11:32,034
cramps, cramps, cramps!
298
00:11:32,034 --> 00:11:33,035
Special delivery.
299
00:11:33,035 --> 00:11:34,536
We haven't touched
a tool all day.
300
00:11:34,536 --> 00:11:35,537
But these...
301
00:11:35,537 --> 00:11:37,573
these are gonna be a ton
of work for the boss.
302
00:11:40,209 --> 00:11:41,610
Thank you, Dale.
303
00:11:41,610 --> 00:11:43,479
That'll be all.
304
00:11:48,617 --> 00:11:51,386
I must admit,
this has been, um,
305
00:11:51,386 --> 00:11:53,021
quite a rush.
306
00:11:53,021 --> 00:11:56,058
Halfway through the day
and already a new record.
307
00:11:56,058 --> 00:11:58,393
So this is not the norm?
308
00:11:58,393 --> 00:12:01,396
Ah, this is abnormal.
309
00:12:01,396 --> 00:12:05,634
It's, um, almost like
the boys are co-operating.
310
00:12:05,634 --> 00:12:07,069
Like they're doing
it on purpose.
311
00:12:07,069 --> 00:12:08,437
Who authorized these?
312
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:10,105
Foreman Todd Stool.
313
00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,675
My buddy Todd.
314
00:12:16,912 --> 00:12:19,448
How many infractions 'til
we can let someone go?
315
00:12:23,252 --> 00:12:25,454
Audrey:
So, what's the story
behind Backwoods?
316
00:12:27,523 --> 00:12:28,791
Do you live off grid?
317
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:31,093
Are you like a
prepper or somethin'?
318
00:12:31,093 --> 00:12:32,427
Hey man, I get it.
319
00:12:32,427 --> 00:12:34,596
I used to live in
my van for a while.
320
00:12:34,596 --> 00:12:37,266
Yeah, I actually
kinda liked it.
321
00:12:37,266 --> 00:12:39,101
And then there was
this other time
322
00:12:39,101 --> 00:12:40,602
where I had to resort
to food stamps.
323
00:12:40,602 --> 00:12:43,672
So, what's your
origin story?
324
00:12:43,672 --> 00:12:45,808
You wrestle a bear?
325
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:48,310
How can I score a
cool handle too?
326
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,881
Fine, don't tell me.
327
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:56,084
For what it's worth,
I get it.
328
00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:59,621
Hey, my dad let me join
Cubs instead of Girl Guides.
329
00:12:59,621 --> 00:13:01,490
So maybe you guys
can call me "Cubby"?
330
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:02,825
Or like, "Cubber"?
331
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,127
Or "Tommy Boy"?
332
00:13:05,127 --> 00:13:07,496
Word of advice:
333
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:08,931
Don't rush your
nickname game.
334
00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:11,133
It'll backfire on ya.
335
00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:12,868
No make-up, huh?
336
00:13:12,868 --> 00:13:13,869
Come on, let's keep moving.
337
00:13:13,869 --> 00:13:15,270
You're slowing down.
338
00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:16,905
Only halfway
through the day.
339
00:13:29,151 --> 00:13:30,853
♪
340
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,120
There's the flare stack.
341
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,122
That's the project your
brother's in charge of.
342
00:13:34,122 --> 00:13:35,557
Once that baby's
up and runnin',
343
00:13:35,557 --> 00:13:37,492
this place is gonna
be a fifth gear.
344
00:13:37,492 --> 00:13:38,727
What does it do?
345
00:13:38,727 --> 00:13:40,329
All these crazy
hazardous chemicals
346
00:13:40,329 --> 00:13:42,865
are produced during
the separation process.
347
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,067
That stack burns off
the excess vapours
348
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,668
before it goes into
the atmosphere.
349
00:13:46,668 --> 00:13:47,903
Sweet TED Talk.
350
00:13:47,903 --> 00:13:49,671
I always saw the flame
and thought it was bad.
351
00:13:49,671 --> 00:13:52,074
Oh no, bad if
we don't do it.
352
00:13:52,074 --> 00:13:54,076
See that? Get the tools
away from the edge!
353
00:13:54,076 --> 00:13:56,712
This high up anything
falls out even a bolt
354
00:13:56,712 --> 00:13:58,347
will kill somebody.
355
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,352
Good.
356
00:14:03,352 --> 00:14:05,520
Hold on. Wait. Why-why
did we bring the tools?
357
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,089
Backwoods:
Better to have them than not.
358
00:14:07,089 --> 00:14:08,891
Let's go. Let's haul ass,
Food Stamps.
359
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,726
We got scaffolding
to take down.
360
00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:12,327
Come on!
361
00:14:12,327 --> 00:14:14,363
That stack of
paperwork was huge!
362
00:14:14,363 --> 00:14:16,331
It should keep her
busy for days.
363
00:14:16,331 --> 00:14:17,366
Nice job.
364
00:14:17,366 --> 00:14:19,701
No. Look, we've been
full tits causing chaos.
365
00:14:19,701 --> 00:14:21,103
No one's been helping Jimi.
366
00:14:21,103 --> 00:14:22,738
No. I get why
these fuck-noodles
367
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,573
don't wanna do real work,
368
00:14:26,041 --> 00:14:27,576
but you're better than this.
369
00:14:28,377 --> 00:14:29,745
Come on.
You're fucking around
370
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:32,014
instead of figuring out why
corporate's taking inventory.
371
00:14:33,649 --> 00:14:35,951
Come on.
372
00:14:35,951 --> 00:14:37,185
You're right.
373
00:14:37,185 --> 00:14:38,921
Jimi:
No shit I'm right.
I'm always fuckin' right.
374
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,389
Hey Tase.
- Jimi.
375
00:14:40,389 --> 00:14:42,758
Oh fuck. Ah, come on!
- Todd, can you talk to Janet?
376
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:44,760
She says I'm fired.
- What the f-
377
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,595
He has exceeded the
infraction amount required
378
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:47,763
for proper termination.
379
00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:49,564
So yes, he's fired.
380
00:14:49,564 --> 00:14:51,566
Whoa. Is-is that even a thing?
381
00:14:51,566 --> 00:14:52,567
It is now.
382
00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:54,770
Shit, balls, fuck,
piss on your own dick.
383
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,073
How many does he have?
384
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,242
Oh shit.
385
00:15:00,242 --> 00:15:01,777
Oh wow.
No, that's a lot.
386
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:04,579
Janet, can you not take
it to this extreme?
387
00:15:04,579 --> 00:15:06,782
Sit down, let Taser
buy you lunch.
388
00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:07,783
Not my call.
389
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:09,384
Talk to the Site Manager.
390
00:15:09,384 --> 00:15:11,753
Sorry Big Nate,
you're canned.
391
00:15:11,753 --> 00:15:13,422
Should I call security?
392
00:15:13,422 --> 00:15:15,023
Taser:
Nice plan, dude.
393
00:15:23,265 --> 00:15:25,968
Todd:
First, they give the site
manager job to Chelsea?
394
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,002
Are you kidding me?
395
00:15:27,002 --> 00:15:28,770
That job should have
went to one of us.
396
00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:30,806
Oh, by "us" you mean "you".
397
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:32,607
Splittin' hairs.
398
00:15:32,607 --> 00:15:35,811
Next, they forbid us from
entertaining ourselves
399
00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:37,012
while we poop?
400
00:15:37,012 --> 00:15:41,249
And now, they're using
Janet to fire our sorry asses.
401
00:15:41,249 --> 00:15:42,985
We're sitting ducks.
402
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,187
But the way I see it,
403
00:15:45,187 --> 00:15:47,622
we've got one move.
404
00:15:47,622 --> 00:15:49,491
Reading your mail, boss-man,
405
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:50,492
We gotta take out Janet.
406
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,027
What? No!
407
00:15:52,027 --> 00:15:54,096
I got a guy who'll
do it for 2K.
408
00:15:54,096 --> 00:15:56,665
Mine'll do it for a loose meat
sandwich and a six pack.
409
00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:58,633
You guys remember the
Newfie with one eye?
410
00:15:58,633 --> 00:15:59,801
I feel like that
guy do it for free.
411
00:15:59,801 --> 00:16:02,637
Oh yeah.
- Nobody's taking anybody out!
412
00:16:02,637 --> 00:16:04,840
And Janet's not even
the problem here.
413
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:05,841
And Dewey?
414
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:07,809
She's here because
of you, dumbass.
415
00:16:07,809 --> 00:16:10,445
There is no way
you've "got a guy."
416
00:16:10,445 --> 00:16:12,848
You talk too much shit to
gain that level of trust.
417
00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:13,915
It's true.
418
00:16:13,915 --> 00:16:16,651
So let's keep our focus on
the corporate overlords,
419
00:16:16,651 --> 00:16:18,220
specifically Chelsea.
420
00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:19,821
Weaponizing Janet
was our idea!
421
00:16:19,821 --> 00:16:21,656
Like how dare she!
422
00:16:21,656 --> 00:16:24,459
We're gonna weaponize
her right back.
423
00:16:24,459 --> 00:16:25,861
Those dots on your back...
424
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:27,062
there is a way to
get rid of them.
425
00:16:27,062 --> 00:16:28,730
Wait, you're not
talking about-
426
00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:31,867
We're going where no
crew has gone before,
427
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:33,668
to partake in a little
something called...
428
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,471
Scavenger hunt?
429
00:16:36,471 --> 00:16:37,839
Yeah. Fucking
scavenger hunt, genius.
430
00:16:37,839 --> 00:16:39,708
Yeah. Yeah.
- No, Dewey. Come on.
431
00:16:43,912 --> 00:16:46,248
Homer:
Okay, look, that's
not a real whiteboard.
432
00:16:46,248 --> 00:16:48,717
And this is the stupidest
fucking thing I've ever heard!
433
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,886
And he stormed Area 51.
434
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,888
Successfully infiltrated.
435
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,856
Sensitivity training
will take weeks.
436
00:16:54,856 --> 00:16:57,092
So I say let them
sanitize us!
437
00:16:57,092 --> 00:16:58,894
From this point on,
438
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:02,731
no more fucktards,
baglickers, ratfucks,
439
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,900
or cock-puppets will
come out of our mouths!
440
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:08,403
And we will willingly
undergo Janet's program.
441
00:17:09,771 --> 00:17:12,274
Taser:
Good afternoon,
Madame Sensitivity Trainer.
442
00:17:12,274 --> 00:17:13,909
What a lovely day!
443
00:17:14,376 --> 00:17:16,511
Has your buddy been
hitting the gummies?
444
00:17:16,511 --> 00:17:17,712
No, he has not.
445
00:17:17,712 --> 00:17:18,713
We would like to participate
446
00:17:18,713 --> 00:17:20,348
in your "Sensitivity
Training" process.
447
00:17:27,556 --> 00:17:29,391
Wait, you're-you're
not joking?
448
00:17:29,391 --> 00:17:30,592
Taser:
We are not.
449
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,127
My name is Taser,
450
00:17:32,127 --> 00:17:33,762
pronouns he/him.
451
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,730
Janet, please educate us
452
00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:38,200
so we may rid ourselves of these
gosh darn red dots of shame.
453
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,935
Homer:
And step into
the 21st century,
454
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:43,004
and recognize the
power of our words.
455
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:46,908
I, um, I thought this
day would never come.
456
00:17:46,908 --> 00:17:48,777
Who wants to go first?
457
00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:51,580
Oh.
458
00:17:57,586 --> 00:17:59,588
And this marvellous dump,
459
00:17:59,588 --> 00:18:02,124
is the lunchroom where
the magic does not happen.
460
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,325
What up, Petey?
461
00:18:03,325 --> 00:18:04,759
New batch?
462
00:18:04,759 --> 00:18:05,927
Hm.
463
00:18:05,927 --> 00:18:07,796
Tastes like shit.
- Jesus Christ.
464
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:11,967
Oh look, another chick
in her natural habitat.
465
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:13,235
What up, blood?
466
00:18:13,235 --> 00:18:14,436
What the fuck is that?
467
00:18:14,436 --> 00:18:15,971
Oh sorry,
sometimes it sticks.
468
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:17,405
What're ya doing?
469
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,842
Oh, there it is.
- Audrey: Nice.
470
00:18:20,842 --> 00:18:22,811
Oh yeah. No, we've met.
471
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,179
Steph's awesome.
472
00:18:24,179 --> 00:18:25,180
She is.
473
00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:27,149
Did you know that we
call her "Solid Nine"?
474
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,951
Which narrowly edged out
"Yoga Pants" and "Slingshot".
475
00:18:29,951 --> 00:18:31,620
Slingshot?
476
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,957
Oh God. Good thing
Janet isn't here.
477
00:18:35,957 --> 00:18:37,993
Okay, so why "Solid Nine"?
478
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,862
I'm known as "Work Hot".
479
00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:42,430
In the refinery,
I'm a nine.
480
00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:46,001
Real world... seven?
481
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,169
Give or take.
482
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,837
It's those low-cut
shirts and tatts
483
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,438
that pad those stats, baby.
484
00:18:50,438 --> 00:18:51,973
Hit it. I got it.
485
00:18:51,973 --> 00:18:53,875
Are you guys allowed
to talk like that?
486
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:55,377
Me and the girls
rate 'em right back.
487
00:18:55,377 --> 00:18:59,181
Like Backwoods is
a... eight in here,
488
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,216
I would say out
there is a 5.5.
489
00:19:01,216 --> 00:19:02,817
One.
490
00:19:02,817 --> 00:19:03,852
What?
491
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,020
This mullet is a 10!
492
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,821
God, truth hurts.
493
00:19:06,821 --> 00:19:08,390
Anyways, that's "Food Stamps".
494
00:19:08,390 --> 00:19:10,025
No fuckin' way that sticks.
495
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:12,394
Unlike your mascara,
which is like...
496
00:19:12,394 --> 00:19:13,828
Um, shit.
497
00:19:13,828 --> 00:19:15,497
Steph:
You still live with
Tater-Todd, right?
498
00:19:15,497 --> 00:19:17,032
He give you an allowance?
499
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,033
Okay, it's not like that.
500
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,401
I'm not like a mooch.
501
00:19:19,401 --> 00:19:21,069
What's little Moochie
blabbing on about now?
502
00:19:21,069 --> 00:19:22,237
No idea.
503
00:19:22,237 --> 00:19:25,073
Okay. Yeah. Ha ha ha.
Laugh it up fuckers.
504
00:19:25,073 --> 00:19:25,874
Your moustache sucks.
505
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:26,875
What?!
506
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,944
And what are you
fuckin' looking at?
507
00:19:31,079 --> 00:19:33,648
Backwoods:
Snap!
508
00:19:33,648 --> 00:19:35,050
Classic Moochie.
509
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,885
Classic fuckin' Moochie.
510
00:19:38,253 --> 00:19:39,421
Janet:
Alrighty then.
511
00:19:39,421 --> 00:19:42,891
Now that we've completed
questions one through 235,
512
00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:45,427
will you accept that
scatologically-themed films
513
00:19:45,427 --> 00:19:48,263
are neither amusing
nor appropriate?
514
00:19:48,263 --> 00:19:52,067
I would if I knew
what scatological meant.
515
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,235
The bathroom wall.
516
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,737
"Describe your poop
in a movie title"?
517
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,672
Yes. Completely inappropriate.
518
00:19:57,672 --> 00:20:00,041
Janet:
And any further offences
will be reported to me
519
00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:02,744
by your foreman Todd Stool.
520
00:20:03,878 --> 00:20:04,879
You said "stool".
521
00:20:04,879 --> 00:20:05,880
Shut the frick up.
522
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,082
This isn't funny.
523
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:08,883
We're going to
be here all day.
524
00:20:08,883 --> 00:20:10,085
I'm just messin' with ya.
525
00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:11,086
From this point forward,
526
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:12,887
I'm gonna focus so we
can all get outta here.
527
00:20:12,887 --> 00:20:14,723
It's not you I'm
worried about.
528
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,726
A word?
529
00:20:19,327 --> 00:20:20,562
I thought I fired that guy.
530
00:20:20,562 --> 00:20:22,697
You shouldn't assume
anyone's gender.
531
00:20:22,697 --> 00:20:24,966
Also, employees have the
right to fight dismissal,
532
00:20:24,966 --> 00:20:26,701
provided they go
through training.
533
00:20:26,701 --> 00:20:28,903
Productivity has
ground to a stop.
534
00:20:28,903 --> 00:20:30,105
How much longer
will this take?
535
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:32,107
Ah, based on my calculations
536
00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:34,909
it shouldn't take any
longer than seven weeks.
537
00:20:35,910 --> 00:20:38,146
Son-of-a-bitch is
doing this on purpose.
538
00:20:38,146 --> 00:20:39,981
Janet:
I've never felt
more important!
539
00:20:39,981 --> 00:20:42,117
I have a role!
I feel valued!
540
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:43,952
Chelsea:
Turned you into a
weapon against me.
541
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:45,854
Well, two can play that game.
542
00:20:48,757 --> 00:20:50,091
I'd like to talk
about feelings.
543
00:20:50,091 --> 00:20:52,627
Oh, am I allowed
to have those?
544
00:21:23,758 --> 00:21:24,759
Like this.
545
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:27,162
That sounds like Taser.
546
00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:33,368
Well played.
547
00:21:33,368 --> 00:21:34,636
Were we playing a game?
548
00:21:34,636 --> 00:21:36,004
Do you know how hard
this fucking job is?
549
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:37,339
What me and my
crew go through?
550
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,640
Like humour's
how we survive,
551
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,175
and insults it's
how we communicate.
552
00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:42,143
I hear you, but I
answer to corporate.
553
00:21:42,143 --> 00:21:43,211
It doesn't matter
if you like it,
554
00:21:43,211 --> 00:21:45,080
it doesn't matter
if I like it.
555
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:47,449
I'll close an eye
on the graffiti,
556
00:21:47,449 --> 00:21:49,150
if you corral your guys
and get back to inventory
557
00:21:49,150 --> 00:21:50,652
like I asked.
558
00:21:50,652 --> 00:21:52,153
I'm not your enemy,
Todd Stool.
559
00:21:52,153 --> 00:21:54,022
You could've fooled me.
560
00:21:59,828 --> 00:22:01,296
Chelsea:
Let's start fresh.
561
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:04,232
Todd:
Weapons hot, boys.
562
00:22:04,232 --> 00:22:07,035
The bathroom gallery
is open for business.
563
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:09,471
We have a blank
slate for bone art
564
00:22:09,471 --> 00:22:10,672
and shitty life advice.
565
00:22:10,672 --> 00:22:11,806
Alright.
566
00:22:11,806 --> 00:22:13,575
Wait, even the "Name Your
Last Poo As A Movie" wall?
567
00:22:13,575 --> 00:22:15,210
Especially that.
568
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,211
I got word from up top
569
00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:17,846
there'll be no
further interference.
570
00:22:17,846 --> 00:22:20,048
Good, 'cause I'm
gonna add "True Grit".
571
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:21,383
Homer:
Woo. Good.
572
00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:25,420
"Anaconda".
That's a big log.
573
00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:29,057
I was gonna put, ah,
"Sleepless In Seattle".
574
00:22:30,925 --> 00:22:34,229
No, like your first poo is the
standing Empire State Building
575
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:37,265
and you got the two
people on top holding hands.
576
00:22:37,265 --> 00:22:40,034
Okay, well I think we can
do better than that one.
577
00:22:40,034 --> 00:22:42,604
Tom Hanks.
Michael Clark Duncan.
578
00:22:42,604 --> 00:22:44,205
A depression-era prison.
579
00:22:44,205 --> 00:22:45,874
Depression, depression...
580
00:22:46,307 --> 00:22:49,043
Chelsea:
A movie based on a
Stephen King novel.
581
00:22:49,043 --> 00:22:51,279
You'll get there.
582
00:22:51,279 --> 00:22:54,516
"The Green Mile".
583
00:22:54,516 --> 00:22:56,885
Awesome. Yes!
584
00:22:56,885 --> 00:22:58,453
Well done!
585
00:22:58,453 --> 00:22:59,521
Dewey:
The boss-lady.
586
00:22:59,521 --> 00:23:01,256
She's taken some shits.
587
00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:02,757
She knows what's up.
588
00:23:04,325 --> 00:23:05,727
Backwoods:
That a girl.
589
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,663
Hmm. Woo!
590
00:23:11,499 --> 00:23:13,168
Oh.
591
00:23:15,670 --> 00:23:17,872
You know, when I
was four years old,
592
00:23:17,872 --> 00:23:19,641
my dad took me on
a camping trip.
593
00:23:19,641 --> 00:23:22,277
I got lost in the
bush for three days.
594
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,279
The press thought
I was dead,
595
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:25,747
but I was just fine.
596
00:23:25,747 --> 00:23:27,315
Hence, Backwoods.
597
00:23:27,315 --> 00:23:28,316
Jesus!
598
00:23:28,316 --> 00:23:29,751
Backwoods:
Mm-hmm.
599
00:23:29,751 --> 00:23:31,653
The point is...
- Fuck!
600
00:23:31,653 --> 00:23:34,289
pain is comedy
around these parts.
601
00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:36,124
You did just fine today,
Moochie.
602
00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:39,928
Moochie? Seriously?
603
00:23:39,928 --> 00:23:41,329
I told you that
in confidence,
604
00:23:41,329 --> 00:23:42,464
and now you're
using it against me.
605
00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:44,499
There, you're a
real piece of work.
606
00:23:44,499 --> 00:23:45,667
Mm-hmm.
607
00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:47,135
How'd my sister do?
608
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:51,139
Ah. Good enough to earn
herself a nickname.
609
00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:53,341
That was fast.
What is it?
610
00:23:53,341 --> 00:23:55,210
We're going with, ah...
611
00:23:56,711 --> 00:23:58,746
We're going with "Todd's Sister"
for the time being.
612
00:23:58,746 --> 00:23:59,781
Todd:
That's original.
613
00:23:59,781 --> 00:24:02,317
Mm-hmm.
- Hmm.
614
00:24:02,317 --> 00:24:04,352
See you tomorrow, Backwoods.
615
00:24:05,787 --> 00:24:07,689
See you tomorrow,
Todd's Sister.
616
00:24:07,689 --> 00:24:09,324
Later, Todd's Sister.
617
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:13,127
Guess we're back
on inventory.
618
00:24:13,127 --> 00:24:15,330
Oh fuck!
619
00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:16,831
You ever think of why?
620
00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:19,200
I try not to think
in these parts.
621
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,802
You are a wise man.
622
00:24:22,971 --> 00:24:24,339
Of course...
623
00:24:24,572 --> 00:24:25,974
if I was taking inventory,
624
00:24:25,974 --> 00:24:28,009
I'd be thinking about
sealing this bitch up.
625
00:24:29,978 --> 00:24:31,446
Think she's closing us down?
626
00:24:32,213 --> 00:24:33,615
Like you said...
627
00:24:34,749 --> 00:24:36,584
wise not to think
around these parts.
628
00:24:41,823 --> 00:24:43,424
Anyone in here?
629
00:24:59,607 --> 00:25:01,175
Pisstine Crappel.
630
00:25:03,678 --> 00:25:05,313
Whoa!
631
00:25:06,781 --> 00:25:08,383
It's actually pretty good.
632
00:25:20,461 --> 00:25:21,863
What the f-
633
00:25:21,963 --> 00:25:23,298
What the?
634
00:25:24,866 --> 00:25:27,669
Cock suckers!
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