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I'm gonna take charge of this music.
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- Whoo!
- We play that hard shit.
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Give it to me, baby.
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Come on, Lee, this isn't a fashion show.
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Come over here and help me
tune up this killing machine.
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Oh!
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I'm sizzy.
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Stop saying that.
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Hm, you know I won't.
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Jackie Boy, it's your time to
shine, let's do it!
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Fellas, I appreciate y'all coming out
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to my pre-victory party,
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but if all this workout
talk doesn't end right here,
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I'll have to ask you guys to leave.
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Yah!
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I see, how could I miss you?
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Lost in space, you're bent over backwards
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Grabbing both ankles, making a pretzel
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Saving yourself for something or other
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You're in on a space
cadette, float away again
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I'm so glad when Motherfuckers
like them get lost in space
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I ain't missing them,
don't want to see them again
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You're in on a space cadette,
float, float, float away
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Shit, Jess.
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Oh, shit!
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Come on, fight night, whoo!
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Ah!
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What's up, babe?
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You know, I had low
expectations for you all,
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but this, this is a new low.
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I mean, fighting a handicapped kid?
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Tyler is just another
asshole from a rival school,
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who just so happens to be deaf.
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So that makes it better?
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No more chitty chat, Jessica,
just drive the damn car.
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Can't be late to fight night!
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It's show time, baby.
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All right, Jess.
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Let's go!
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Whoo!
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Hey, hey, make room, all right?
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Make some room, make some room.
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Kill, kill, kill, kill
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Kill, kill, kill, kill
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Hoo!
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- Yeah!
- All right, baby.
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Hoo!
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All right.
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- Who's the bull?
- I'm the bull!
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- Who's the bull?
- I'm the bull!
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- Who's the bull?
- I'm the bull!
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Let's go, Jack, kick his ass!
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Yo, Ryan's here, Ryan's here.
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Goddamn, Ryan look bad as hell.
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Yeah, now, all right, focus,
focus up, go Jackie Boy.
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Let's hit it!
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Hit it!
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All right, now, two big boys.
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Ah, you bring thunder and lightning,
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this can be a good one,
ah, let's have a fight.
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Come on, git!
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You want it? you want it?
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Oh man, Goddamn, that boy in prison shape.
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Is Jack the handicapped one here?
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Get up, Jack!
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Hey, you're making us look bad!
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Man, get up!
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Get up, get up now!
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One, two!
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Oooohh!
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The cops are here!
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Everyone, go!
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Move along, people!
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Jackie Boy!
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- Wake up!
- Wake your ass up, man!
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Get up, get up!
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Move it, folks!
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Let's go!
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Stop right there, y'all!
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Sean, stop!
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What are we gonna do with him?
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What are we gonna fucking do with him?
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- Put him in the fucking bush.
- The bush,
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- just leave him there?
- He's drunk as fuck, come on!
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Get on.
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- Go, go, go, go!
- Are you on, are you on?
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- I'm on, go!
- All right, I'm going,
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I'm going, I'm going!
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Uh!
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No, no, oh, my God!
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- Oh, shit!
- No!
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Someone just got run over by a bike.
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Send an ambulance.
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Did you just run over Ryan?
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Oh, my God, oh, my God!
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Happy Friday, boys.
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This is a friendly reminder
that today is the last day
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to buy tickets for the social tomorrow
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with Our Sisters at
Sacred Divinity. Go Owls.
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So,
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what's up?
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You're not gonna believe
this, Dean Whitman,
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but these scratches,
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they're actually from my family's new cat.
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Come on, tell me, give me another lie.
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I was home studying last night.
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If you were home all night,
then you must have spent it
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getting your ass beat by that cat.
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I know you haven't been home,
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I know you haven't been to bed,
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plus you look and smell like
you've been trapped in the zoo.
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Just call up the school board
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and tell them you're expelling a student
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for not being as well dressed
and fancy groomed as you are.
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I know you think you're smart, Nozak,
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I mean, your grades say otherwise,
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but you are smart enough to know,
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that I don't have any
evidence on you. But I will,
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as soon as one of your
little friends snitch on you.
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But if you do manage to slither
your way out of that one,
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well, man, you still gotta face
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the school board come Monday.
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You're grasping at straws here.
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- Am I?
- I've faced the board before,
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you and I both know that
rumors of a schoolyard brawl
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aren't solid grounds for expulsion.
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You don't get it yet, but you will.
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I want you to pay attention
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to the morning announcements today,
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'cause the fact is the school
board is meeting on Monday
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and changes are coming
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and those changes are contingent
upon your enrollment here.
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What does that even mean?
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It means that I need you
to get out of my office,
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'cause I got a lot of
work to do this morning.
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You stink badly.
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I think you owe it to
me to at least explain
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what's coming my way.
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I don't owe you a damn thing, son,
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I just really want you to understand that.
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The fact is you have got
to survive until Monday.
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Now I have already told
you to get out of my office
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and you're still sitting there.
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Get up and get out of my office, son.
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Get up!
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Go watch the announcements
and fix your shirt!
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Did you hear about what happened to Ryan?
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Heard she got run over by a
bike, that's some scary shit.
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I mean, she might never cheer again,
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but Little Miss
Perfect will be okay.
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They don't have any leads.
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Good, cool, cool, cool.
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How about we have a date
night, just you and me?
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Let me guess, your idea of a date night
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is for me to pick you up and then go
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to the Goddamn
Cheesecake Factory
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and then fondle each other
in my basement after?
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Get out of my car.
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By the way, thank you so much
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for inviting me to the social tomorrow.
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Just assumed you'd run into
me there? How romantic.
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Hope you and your
precious friends have fun
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jerking each other off.
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Murph, is that your mom?
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I wouldn't mind a spanking from her.
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Fuck off, Riggs.
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- Leonardo.
- Yeah, yeah.
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I haven't lost you already, have I?
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- No.
- The whole point
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of before school tutoring
was so that I could harness
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all your energy before the day starts.
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Yeah, no, you, I'm following right along
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and this music is so beautiful,
I got lost in the words
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and the lyrics really hit deep.
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- Hm.
- So deep.
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Leonardo, this is an
orchestra, there are no lyrics.
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Of course, I just, what
I meant like, it's,
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music's really inspiring me
for our poetry assignment.
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- Right.
- Right now.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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I'm glad to hear it, but don't
get too ahead of yourself.
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You still have to translate this poem
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before you can catch up
with the rest of the class.
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Right.
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We're almost done,
we're on the last verse.
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Now pronounce this and translate it.
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Key is you gotta say it fast, .
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Almost.
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Yes, yes, much better.
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"Love knows no age."
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Can you repeat that?
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No, I'm sorry, could you do
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like the translation one more time?
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Oh, "Love knows no age."
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Wow!
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"Love knows no age."
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Man, that one, like
that one hit, you know,
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that one's, that one's deep.
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It's beautiful, huh?
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Yeah, it's a tragic tale,
but a beautiful message.
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It's my favorite poem.
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Is it? Wow.
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Mine too.
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Man, that's art really,
I can feel it right here.
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Well, good job today.
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I think our sessions are really helping.
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They are, no, I can really
feel like my Italian ancestors
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just flowing, flowing through me
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and like a lot of blood
up in my brain right now.
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Okay, all right,
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well, I will see you back
in class this afternoon
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and I look forward to hearing your poem.
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You should, I've been working on it.
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That's goodnight.
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Okay then,
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goodnight.
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Oh, shit, my shadow.
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Hey, hey!
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Hey, are you my shadow?
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Yeah.
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- I'm Evan.
- Sorry I'm late, man,
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my name's Leo, well, we gotta giddy up,
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'cause I can't be tardy again.
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- Okay.
- All right,
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so welcome to Our
Lady of the Crusades.
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Today's going to be fun.
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Here are a few things to
make your day go smoothly,
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rule number one, you are
now in a prison environment,
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all right, OLC is
basically a contained riot,
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like it's all about
psychological warfare here, OK?
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Rule number two, nothing's off limits.
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So like your mother, your
sister, your sexuality,
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your religion, your race,
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all that will be ridiculed before lunch.
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And rule number three,
the nerd and the jock
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are on even playing fields
here, so like coolness
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comes down to how disruptive
you can be in class
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and how much you can bench press.
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A lot of animosity around here.
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No one wants to sit at a table
243
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with a kid who gets his feelings hurt.
244
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- Hey, Leo.
- Yeah.
245
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Why is it so hot in here?
246
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,675
Ah, yeah, so the new wing,
247
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:04,218
which was built like 20 years ago,
248
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,887
has all the good AC, this is
the old wing, not so much,
249
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,014
but honestly I'm perfectly fine right now.
250
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,934
So you're new in town, huh?
251
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,352
No, I'm from the city.
252
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,063
Where are you transferring from then?
253
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,106
St. Matthew's.
254
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:22,278
Okay.
255
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,114
Close call, Grecco.
256
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:26,615
Oh, you know I like to show up
257
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,242
fashionably on time, Mr. Marshall.
258
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,035
Yeah, I don't care, sit down.
259
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,290
O'Brien.
260
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- Here.
- Murphy.
261
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:37,710
Murphy?
262
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:38,586
Here.
263
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:41,255
What is that, Grecco
264
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,799
and why did it almost make
the eye contact with me?
265
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,260
Oh, this is Evan, he's my shadow today.
266
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,304
Yeah, well, I've never met
a shadow that talks, so.
267
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,139
He didn't say anything.
268
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,640
Nozak.
269
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Ah, present!
270
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,771
- Peterson.
- Here.
271
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,940
Dude, not trying to be offensive,
272
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:00,816
but you look like shit.
273
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,443
- Richards.
- Here.
274
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,904
I don't know if you heard, but
I had a pretty rough night.
275
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,614
- Salerno.
- Here.
276
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,824
Did Jess hear anything
about the bike incident?
277
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,452
Bro, Ryan's clueless, you're good.
278
00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:13,162
- You sure?
- Yes.
279
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,830
- Nice.
- All right, ladies,
280
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Dean Whitman has a special announcement
281
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before class starts.
282
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Good morning, gentlemen.
283
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,636
Now as you all know,
284
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,262
I've got little birdies
chirping everywhere
285
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:31,472
and I'm hearing a lot of chatter
286
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,682
about the financial
stability of our school.
287
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,435
So let me just address this
right now, short and sweet.
288
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On Monday we will be
meeting with our brothers
289
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at St. Matthew's to discuss and vote
290
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,817
on the possibility of a
merger between both schools.
291
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,487
Both of our financial situations are dire
292
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,156
and this is the best possible
outcome for everyone.
293
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,991
Last and final warning,
294
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:54,328
stop rubbing PB and J
sandwiches on the toilet seats,
295
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,538
some people have peanut allergies
296
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,791
and you are playing with people's lives.
297
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:01,877
Now all final details of the
merger will be made public,
298
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,630
once we have met and they are decided on.
299
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,173
Until then, I don't wanna hear a word
300
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,883
from any of you about it.
301
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,052
Now it's a great day
to be a Owl, gentlemen,
302
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,221
as always, make it a good one.
303
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,862
Looks like you're coming
here regardless, man.
304
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:35,703
Spooky stuff, allergies,
mergers, gossip, ooh!
305
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:38,998
I don't care, I get paid either way,
306
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:41,208
but it looks like prom dates
are gonna be a lot harder
307
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,668
for some of you to come by.
308
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,211
I'm screwed.
309
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,339
What's up, Nozak? Think
you're pretty tough, huh?
310
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,216
'Cause I'm as tough as they come.
311
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,592
Keep pushing my buttons
312
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:53,429
and I'm gonna show you
just how tough I come.
313
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:58,225
Now, where did we leave off last week?
314
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,435
Come on, who knows?
315
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:02,062
Well, that's the widow maker.
316
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,564
What was that, big boy?
317
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:06,358
Whitman was saying some weird,
ominous shit this morning,
318
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,777
reading between the lines,
the school board voting
319
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,030
for a merger on Monday means I'm expelled.
320
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,573
Bro, you can't possibly believe,
321
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,074
that the merger of two entire schools
322
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,118
is contingent on one student, okay, relax.
323
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,703
He literally used that word.
324
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:18,912
Contingent?
325
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,748
What if one of those
St. Matt's kids
326
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:22,624
tries to get between me and Ms. Kerpial?
327
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,418
- Medieval times.
- I can't let that happen.
328
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,794
You're a sociopath.
329
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,256
Our whole lives could be changing
330
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,883
and the one thing you're worried about
331
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:33,761
is a student hypothetically
getting molested by a teacher.
332
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,096
I mean, I wouldn't press charges though,
333
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,473
guilty is charged.
334
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,099
You're in the front row.
335
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,809
You think I'm deaf?
336
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,103
Huh?
337
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:46,732
Shut the fuck up.
338
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,321
Okay.
339
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:03,957
You know daddy loves you so,
Rock N Roll has got to go
340
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,088
All right!
341
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:12,591
Listen up, chooches, pull it in.
342
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,801
Pull it in.
343
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:16,762
Despite the school board's best efforts,
344
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,472
I'm still teaching weight training
345
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,350
and I'm gonna do it my
fucking way, you hear that?
346
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:22,476
Yeah.
347
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,520
No more popcorn muscles here, all right,
348
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:27,106
we're gonna start with
the chest and the biceps
349
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,983
and I'm gonna turn you
little boys into men,
350
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:33,028
and men into full-fledged
monsters, look at him!
351
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,447
Look at that fucking guy!
352
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:39,201
Gene, Riggs, grab two donuts
each, slap them on the bar.
353
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,703
Let's go. Tony, I need a spot, right?
354
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:45,332
A strong, full fledged,
use both hands, okay?
355
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:48,961
All right, full support,
Tony, full fucking support.
356
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,712
- Move, move your fucking ass.
- Okay.
357
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,673
Running around like a
fucking puss, come on!
358
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:55,676
I'm not fucking around
here, no giggling either.
359
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:56,510
Let's go.
360
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,386
One!
361
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,013
Two!
362
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,390
Three!
363
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:02,850
Four, push it out!
364
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,643
Five, you big motherfucker, six!
365
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,396
Seven, you fucking zombie, yeah!
366
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:09,690
Argh, yeah!
367
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:13,694
Yeah, let's go, come on, move, yes!
368
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:14,903
Tony, you're up.
369
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,989
If you need a spot,
let me know, all right?
370
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,907
Gene, fucking guy spit in my eye.
371
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,410
What kind of weight you
repping on the bench?
372
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:23,871
Actually, Coach, I'm more
interested in pliability
373
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:26,248
and elasticity than
traditional weight training.
374
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,500
I have a naturally fluid
skeletal structure.
375
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,378
Jesus Christ, Gene, I just
got my period hearing that.
376
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,756
Grab a plate and run around
the gym until your back hurts!
377
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,092
Till your fucking back hurts!
378
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,013
Nozak, you got more
curves than my ex-wife,
379
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:44,725
I'm putting you on the
Atkins, no more carbs for you.
380
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:46,852
I love my carbs, Coach.
381
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,563
Yogurt, baby, get used to it.
382
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:50,689
Get outta here.
383
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:56,195
Riggs, don't disappoint
me, what are your numbers?
384
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,863
Coach, I don't know about weight,
385
00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,073
but I can lift both my girlfriends.
386
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,409
Yeah, Riggs, I seen both your girlfriends
387
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,037
and I don't see you lifting 500 pounds.
388
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:06,955
Boom!
389
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,457
Yeah, boom!
390
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:11,543
Listen, I'm worried about
you boys, I really am,
391
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,795
you don't have the balls or the brains
392
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:16,548
to defend yourself
against future classmates.
393
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,716
Let me tell you something,
394
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,301
when your mommys tuck you in at night,
395
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:22,721
you better hope and pray
that there is no merger,
396
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,307
those city boys are tough.
397
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,267
They're bigger, stronger, faster.
398
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:31,146
In other words, you will be
somebody's bitch by lunchtime,
399
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:34,316
so bend over, get used to
it and on the other hand,
400
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:38,278
he got your precious
Sisters at Sacred Divinity,
401
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,990
fresh meat at all the games
and dances for the girls.
402
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:45,118
I give it one week and your
girlfriends will be banging
403
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,497
those boys from St.
Matt's by the weekend.
404
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:50,082
By the fucking weekend!
405
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,960
Now how does that make you feel, huh?
406
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,128
Hey, Coach, what if there's
no one at that school,
407
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,755
that can kick your ass
and you don't give a shit
408
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,799
who your girlfriend sleeps with?
409
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,467
I guess you're right, Pizzo,
410
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:04,638
you only have to worry if
you're fat, dumb or ugly
411
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,682
or at least two outta three.
412
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:09,518
What are you laughing at, Einstein?
413
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:10,686
Did you look in the mirror?
414
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:13,021
All right, class dismissed.
415
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,148
Get the fuck outta here!
416
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:34,710
Hey, I said medium, this is well done.
417
00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:37,212
If you have cash, you can pay here!
418
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,175
75 cents.
419
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:45,012
Ms. McDonald, I actually
gave all my spare change
420
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,180
to a homeless man on the bus this morning.
421
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,308
Could I sign an
IOU or something?
422
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:52,394
Oh, Jack, you have always
been such a sweet boy.
423
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:55,522
Go ahead, I'll let this one pass.
424
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,232
Bless you, Ms. McDonald.
425
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:59,234
No, bless you, child.
426
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,237
Aw, sweet baby.
427
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,198
75 cents.
428
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:20,672
Sean, Riggs,
Gene, this is Jack.
429
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,758
What's up, Jackie Boy?
430
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:24,217
What's up, pussies?
431
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:26,261
Had to help pay rent this week?
432
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,929
No, actually went the homeless man today.
433
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:30,349
Yeah, we gotta enjoy the
freebies while they last.
434
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,768
We all know the St. Matt's kids
gonna come in and steal shit.
435
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:34,227
Yeah and speaking of,
436
00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:36,063
that guy, Vince and a
car meatheads did basically
437
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:38,607
a drive-by stare down on me
this morning in tutoring.
438
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:40,567
What, the Wrecking Crew?
439
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:41,234
Yeah.
440
00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:43,695
This would be our last
social with just OLC guys.
441
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:46,615
You know how hard it is to
talk to girls to begin with,
442
00:22:46,656 --> 00:22:48,450
and now double the competition?
443
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:50,369
Not to mention I'm pretty sure Sean and I
444
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:51,787
have warrants out for our arrest.
445
00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:53,872
Hey, hey, hey, you were driving.
446
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,749
- So?
- Leave me out of this.
447
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,918
Oh, I'm sizzy, it was dark
out plus you weighted it down,
448
00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:59,544
you probably broke her spine.
449
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:01,588
This could be our last weekend as Owls.
450
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:03,924
Let's go all out this weekend.
451
00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:05,967
Yeah, screw it!
452
00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:08,637
So Lee, you gonna have sex
at the social tomorrow,
453
00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:10,722
you know what I mean?
454
00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:12,432
If you'd like, I can
offer you a tip or two
455
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:13,642
on how to get the ball rolling
456
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,477
if you just so happen to
find a nice, young lady.
457
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,479
Right, well, I can't do
that, I gotta play it cool,
458
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,272
'cause Ms. Kerpial is chaperoning.
459
00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:21,650
Don't wanna risk her
seeing anything, you know?
460
00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,819
Yeah, that explains why you
never kissed a girl before.
461
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:26,279
I hooked up on a motorcycle once,
462
00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:29,324
talk about road rage, boom!
463
00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:32,994
In my research,
documentaries showed that men
464
00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:35,914
who have the sex most are
usually blue collar in status.
465
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,499
You should tell her you're a plumber,
466
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,960
pizza man or a gym teacher.
467
00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:43,004
Or, even better, tell her
you're a casting director
468
00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:46,007
and you need to evaluate her skillset.
469
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:51,972
Gene, is your research
straight up watching porn?
470
00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:54,433
Oh, funny, well,
I gotta go study.
471
00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:55,684
See you in Italian, Leo.
472
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:02,482
All right, that's lunch. Clean up, boys.
473
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,321
- What's up?
- Yo,
474
00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:09,656
could you pass this along to Gene?
475
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,366
- I forgot to give it to him.
- What is it?
476
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,660
Just some poetry assignment
he needed help with.
477
00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:15,454
And he asked you?
478
00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:17,706
I mean, I'm just saying like,
I didn't know you were a poet.
479
00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:19,166
Yeah, you learn.
480
00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:21,376
Evan, we're gonna hit Italian up.
481
00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:33,805
Hey, stallion, do you
have something for me?
482
00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:49,738
Leonardo, are you following along?
483
00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:51,656
Yeah, yeah.
484
00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:53,742
Good, then you'll have no problem reading.
485
00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:55,577
Start at the top.
486
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:58,413
Right, which we are on,
487
00:24:58,455 --> 00:24:59,414
here we go.
488
00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:02,584
Okay, ah, .
489
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:11,927
Actually, Leo, I think
that's an English word
490
00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:15,096
you're trying to read, it's
pronounced introduction.
491
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:17,098
Right.
492
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:18,558
Maybe you'll have better luck
493
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,560
reading that note aloud to the class.
494
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:21,770
Ooh!
495
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:24,731
All right, well, that note
was just a little something
496
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:27,734
I needed to give to Gene,
you know, it's no big deal.
497
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,445
I'm sure the class would love to hear it.
498
00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,697
Right, okay, um...
499
00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:38,537
Let's see what we got here.
500
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,874
"My name is Lee."
501
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:47,963
You know what, there's just
a bunch of gibberish on here.
502
00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:50,632
- I'll give it a try.
- No, you won't give it a try.
503
00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:53,593
Um, can I just throw it away?
504
00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:55,428
Front of the class please.
505
00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:11,111
"My name is Lee Lee
506
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:14,614
and when I have to wee wee,
507
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:17,325
I take out my little pee pee
508
00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:21,121
and the stink makes everyone flee flee."
509
00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:24,624
Leonardo, you wrote that?
510
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:25,458
No.
511
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:26,501
Si, bella.
512
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,169
That's enough, Eugene.
513
00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:30,463
Sit.
514
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:36,094
Honestly, Leo, I'm
pretty surprised by this.
515
00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:37,345
- No, okay--
- I always thought
516
00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:38,847
you were one of my more mature students.
517
00:26:38,888 --> 00:26:41,182
I am one of your more mature
students, Ms. Kerpial,
518
00:26:41,224 --> 00:26:42,642
you know that, okay...
519
00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:44,185
I've been compared to a
full grown stallion before.
520
00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:46,271
You know I would never do
something like that, okay?
521
00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:49,316
And you know that I look out
for all the women horses here,
522
00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:52,110
'cause I, um, provide for the herd or,
523
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:54,362
no, what I'm trying to say
is that like I'm mature and--
524
00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:57,115
I think you're misinformed
on how horses live.
525
00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:59,034
But no, okay, what
I'm trying to say
526
00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:00,827
is like I'm the
Ferrari logo, okay,
527
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,704
I'm a fast, Italian,
mature man that doesn't--
528
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,164
That's quite enough.
529
00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:06,374
Maybe a JUG will teach you
530
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,501
not to make a joke of our class time.
531
00:27:10,086 --> 00:27:12,213
All right, class, who would like to read?
532
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:23,475
So you pumped for the social?
533
00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:25,185
Yeah, whatever, Riggs.
534
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:32,025
What are you doing?
That's not your locker.
535
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,235
Yeah, I'm not sure if
I'm going tomorrow,
536
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:36,696
got the GF coming over.
537
00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:41,826
I've been charging the
Xbox controller all day.
538
00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:43,495
What, she's a gamer?
539
00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:47,916
Oh, she's game all right,
vibration mode, you know.
540
00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:49,542
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"
541
00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:50,919
Oh!
542
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,254
- Sup, Riggs!
- Friday!
543
00:27:54,714 --> 00:27:55,924
Let's go baby.
544
00:28:21,449 --> 00:28:24,869
Watching you
545
00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:29,916
Underneath the glowing light
546
00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:33,795
It's killing me
547
00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:38,883
To see the way you look tonight
548
00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:43,138
'Cause suddenly
549
00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:48,226
Everything has changed
550
00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:51,980
A look from you
551
00:28:52,021 --> 00:28:55,984
Will take away all my pain
552
00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:11,916
You got
JUGged!
553
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:15,336
She's gonna make an honest
man outta me someday, man.
554
00:29:15,378 --> 00:29:17,005
Hey, Leo.
555
00:29:17,046 --> 00:29:18,298
- Yeah.
- I just wanna thank you
556
00:29:18,339 --> 00:29:19,841
for everything today,
I really appreciate it.
557
00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:21,968
Yeah, man, I'll see you around, okay.
558
00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:22,969
Yeah, you will.
559
00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:28,099
What the hell, yo, did
you do this? What's up?
560
00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:28,600
Uh!
561
00:29:28,641 --> 00:29:30,977
Sack-tap
Friday, bitch!
562
00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:52,624
What's up, man?
563
00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:02,884
Pizzo, you know if this the
the line for the, uh...
564
00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:06,179
contraceptives?
565
00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:07,347
Huh?
566
00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:10,141
Jimmys, bro.
567
00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:12,018
Murphy, are you trying to ask me
568
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,812
if this is where you get dong bags?
569
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,189
Yeah.
570
00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:17,690
Yeah, man, this is the line.
571
00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:20,985
But next time just say dong
bags, we're all men here.
572
00:30:21,027 --> 00:30:22,529
What's up, boys?
573
00:30:22,570 --> 00:30:25,240
You getting some dong
bags for the weekend?
574
00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:29,661
Yeah, a last resort, I keep
getting acne down there.
575
00:30:29,702 --> 00:30:33,873
Pizzo, bro, I'm pretty
sure that's just herpes.
576
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:36,417
No, no, you only get that
on your mouth, idiot.
577
00:30:36,459 --> 00:30:38,920
Besides, they say like
only one in three have it.
578
00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,592
Yeah, you idiot.
579
00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:47,595
Now if you'll excuse me, I
have some dong bags to buy.
580
00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:49,764
Whoa, Murphy, what can I do for you?
581
00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:52,767
I'd like to purchase one dong bag please.
582
00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:54,561
Sean, my man, a dong bag?
583
00:30:54,602 --> 00:30:57,272
The only thing I sell
here are pecker sleeves.
584
00:30:57,313 --> 00:30:58,523
Yeah, you virgin.
585
00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:02,026
Well, I guess I'll take one of those.
586
00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:04,737
Sure thing, Murphy, 20 bucks.
587
00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:06,281
20 bucks?
588
00:31:06,322 --> 00:31:08,408
Yeah, boys, ever since all
this talk of the merger,
589
00:31:08,449 --> 00:31:10,535
people have been buying out of panic,
590
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:13,913
which means I can barely keep
up stock. Supply and demand.
591
00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:15,582
Don't worry, they're reversible,
592
00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:17,417
so it's a great bang for your buck.
593
00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:19,252
My man.
594
00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:36,477
- Ssh!
- Let's go, gang,
595
00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:40,106
let's go, let's go.
596
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:43,776
Should we feel bad about this?
597
00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:46,154
No, man, it's just a bag.
598
00:31:46,195 --> 00:31:49,115
We're not setting the
dude's house on fire.
599
00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:50,283
Besides, this is nothing compared
600
00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:52,160
to what the St.
Matt's kids do to him.
601
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:58,249
I don't even know why
I agreed to do this,
602
00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:01,502
like come on, man, like
we're older than this.
603
00:32:01,544 --> 00:32:03,338
You're the one who traded garbage duty
604
00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:07,091
at JUG tomorrow with Jack,
you know he loves good prank.
605
00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:09,302
What the hell are you doing?
606
00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:10,970
Come on, let's light the
bag, I'll ring the bell
607
00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:12,305
and then we all run like hell.
608
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,848
Chill out, after last week,
609
00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:16,768
we're taking no chances with
this lunatic, Mr. Podkowa.
610
00:32:18,394 --> 00:32:19,520
You serious?
611
00:32:20,521 --> 00:32:22,023
It's Jess.
612
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:24,150
Let it go to voicemail then.
613
00:32:26,653 --> 00:32:28,863
Don't do it, don't you--
614
00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:30,323
Hey, hey, babe.
615
00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:32,325
I'm doing a little team-building
activity with the guys,
616
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:33,868
mind if I give you a call back?
617
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,036
Look, I know how important
618
00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:36,371
your extracurricular activities are,
619
00:32:36,412 --> 00:32:38,498
but this is a matter regarding your safety
620
00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:39,707
- and I'll be quick.
- Sure, babe,
621
00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:41,668
you know I've always got time for you.
622
00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:43,836
- What's the word?
- It's about this merger,
623
00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:45,630
you know my dad's on the school board
624
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,048
and this is feeling like a bigger deal,
625
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:48,549
than I think you realize,
626
00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:51,719
it's less of a merger and
more of a hostile takeover.
627
00:32:51,761 --> 00:32:52,679
- Ah-huh.
- Okay, okay, okay.
628
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,138
Oh, where'd you get the shit?
629
00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:55,348
Dude, that's not important.
630
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:57,350
We have a job to do, Pizzo, come on.
631
00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:58,184
Okay.
632
00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:00,311
Uh!
633
00:33:06,275 --> 00:33:08,027
Pizzo! Jesus Christ, old
man, it's just a prank!
634
00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:11,864
What the hell? Oh, fuck!
635
00:33:11,906 --> 00:33:16,869
Yeah, I guess you didn't know
I was retired PD, huh, huh?
636
00:33:16,911 --> 00:33:18,413
He's just killed Pizzo.
637
00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:37,265
These crowd control bags are
great for making my point,
638
00:33:37,306 --> 00:33:40,560
instead of killing every
punk who crosses me.
639
00:33:40,601 --> 00:33:41,894
Beanbag, it's just a beanbag,
640
00:33:41,936 --> 00:33:43,062
we're good, we're good, we're good.
641
00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:44,397
You'll basically be in the ghetto
642
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:46,107
and that's just not safe.
643
00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:49,402
Now, you got a choice, boy,
644
00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:53,364
you either eat everything
that's in that bag
645
00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:57,285
or you take one of these
bags straight to the belly
646
00:33:57,326 --> 00:33:59,579
and one to the balls for good measure.
647
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:01,456
We gotta do something.
648
00:34:01,497 --> 00:34:04,042
And take a beanbag?
No, I'm fine.
649
00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:07,211
This weekend should be all about us.
650
00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:11,132
No more friends dragging
you through unwanted drama.
651
00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:12,967
So what's it gonna be, boy, hm?
652
00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:15,887
It's getting late and you know what?
653
00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:18,598
It's chow time.
654
00:34:26,814 --> 00:34:28,941
Hang up the phone, hang up the phone,
655
00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:30,485
- hang up the phone now.
- Hey.
656
00:34:30,526 --> 00:34:32,570
What the hell, are you even listening?
657
00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:33,446
Ah-huh.
658
00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:41,162
Scatter, every man for himself!
659
00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:45,958
Uh!
660
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,836
Hoo hoo! Should've pulled
the trigger, Podkowa!
661
00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:50,797
Let's get outta here!
662
00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:53,674
You should've pulled the trigger, old man!
663
00:34:53,716 --> 00:34:56,344
Holy shit!
664
00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:04,310
Come back,
I'll get you!
665
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:06,521
That's right, run, you run!
666
00:35:06,562 --> 00:35:08,022
Uh!
667
00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:09,857
This guy's shit faced, get off!
668
00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:10,775
Shit.
669
00:35:11,567 --> 00:35:12,944
Uh!
670
00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:14,862
Boom!
671
00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:15,780
Whoo hoo!
672
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:22,453
Too much mold.
673
00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:29,377
Hey.
674
00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:33,673
This is JUG, tuck that shirt in, boy.
675
00:35:33,714 --> 00:35:35,716
It's a Saturday.
676
00:35:35,758 --> 00:35:39,220
Bet you'd like a bite of this, huh?
677
00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:40,346
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
678
00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:42,306
- Really would.
- No, but not for you.
679
00:35:43,182 --> 00:35:44,016
Yogurt.
680
00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:48,187
Hey, Tony, wrap up on that tackle!
681
00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:53,234
Pretend it's your stepsister,
know what I mean?
682
00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:54,735
What's going on, Murph?
683
00:35:54,777 --> 00:35:56,237
What up, Coach?
684
00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:58,239
Listen, I know you're our
second string receiver,
685
00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:00,533
but I need you to catch
the ball once in a while.
686
00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:02,201
What's going on with you?
687
00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:05,163
I'm fine, I don't really wanna talk about.
688
00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:08,207
Come on, open up,
Murph, what do you got?
689
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:10,334
School, family, lady problems?
690
00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:13,087
You could talk to me, I had a kid once.
691
00:36:14,463 --> 00:36:18,926
No, my grades, they fine, family straight.
692
00:36:18,968 --> 00:36:19,635
My girl and I...
693
00:36:19,635 --> 00:36:23,556
Murphy, listen to me, women,
kids, they come and go,
694
00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:26,058
stick with your friends.
695
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:29,395
I mean, in your case, make new ones.
696
00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:31,522
Listen, I'm sure if you bang her good,
697
00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:33,191
everything will work out.
698
00:36:34,483 --> 00:36:37,195
Broads love that, you know what I mean?
699
00:36:37,236 --> 00:36:40,448
I'm just kidding, listen,
but do the right thing.
700
00:36:40,489 --> 00:36:44,410
Hey, Grecco, that
water's for the athletes!
701
00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:46,913
Drama kids next to the girls' bathroom.
702
00:36:46,954 --> 00:36:49,457
Right, my bad, Coach, I
was just filling it up.
703
00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:50,917
Hey, come here for a second.
704
00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:52,919
No, I'm geeing back to
JUG right now, I promise.
705
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,087
Just a second, come here.
706
00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:57,757
You and Murphy, you're buds, right?
707
00:36:57,798 --> 00:36:58,591
Yeah.
708
00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:00,051
Do me a favor,
709
00:37:00,092 --> 00:37:02,094
help him sort out his
problems with the old lady,
710
00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:03,721
he's too distracted on the field.
711
00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:05,264
I mean, I've told him a couple of times,
712
00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:08,476
but you know, high school
relationships, young love
713
00:37:08,517 --> 00:37:09,769
and that's how it goes.
714
00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:11,812
I stay away from that
just for that reason.
715
00:37:11,854 --> 00:37:13,105
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
716
00:37:13,147 --> 00:37:15,149
What are you working with?
717
00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:16,108
Huh?
718
00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:19,403
What, what's that?
719
00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:20,613
What I'm working--
720
00:37:20,655 --> 00:37:22,114
- You know, chicks.
- Oh, like what?
721
00:37:22,156 --> 00:37:23,449
Yeah, what you working?
722
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:25,159
- Ah, cougars, ah, like-
- Ooh!
723
00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:27,620
Like early, late, late
twenties, late twenties.
724
00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:30,790
Cougars? Not bad, maybe I
was all wrong about you, kid.
725
00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:34,293
Remember what I'm gonna tell
you. Always date older chicks.
726
00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:36,170
Thank you.
727
00:37:36,212 --> 00:37:38,798
They're desperate, they'll do
anything, I mean anything
728
00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:40,633
and they'll treat you like a
king, you know what I mean?
729
00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:42,843
- Yeah.
- Get your helmet on,
730
00:37:42,885 --> 00:37:45,096
fucking skin dive, you know what I mean?
731
00:37:45,137 --> 00:37:46,013
Skin dive, like...?
732
00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:48,432
I'm talking about skin dive.
733
00:37:48,474 --> 00:37:49,809
Right, no, all right, yeah.
734
00:37:49,850 --> 00:37:51,102
Get it, because you got cougars?
735
00:37:51,143 --> 00:37:52,520
- Yeah, thanks, Coach.
- That's my thing.
736
00:37:52,561 --> 00:37:53,813
- Yeah.
- Huh?
737
00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:54,981
- No, you're right.
- Check in with me.
738
00:37:55,022 --> 00:37:56,148
Now get the fuck outta here, all right?
739
00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:58,109
- Okay.
- I got a reputation here.
740
00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:01,612
End of practice, boys!
741
00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:25,970
It's been so long
742
00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:29,140
Without you
743
00:38:29,181 --> 00:38:34,186
I'm so lonely, baby,
I'm feeling blue
744
00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:41,360
Had to cool it down
745
00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:44,655
Had to shake you off
746
00:38:44,697 --> 00:38:46,907
You got me a-running
747
00:38:46,949 --> 00:38:51,996
Baby, I need your touch
748
00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:56,000
I'm gonna move tonight
749
00:38:56,042 --> 00:39:00,004
I'm gonna make my move tonight
750
00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:03,883
I'm gonna move tonight
751
00:39:03,924 --> 00:39:08,054
I'm gonna make my move tonight
752
00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:27,698
Got a taste of your loving
753
00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:34,372
You've gone running around
754
00:39:34,413 --> 00:39:39,418
Looking for what we had
755
00:39:40,294 --> 00:39:43,756
I'm gonna move tonight
756
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,966
I'm gonna make my move tonight
757
00:39:46,008 --> 00:39:47,218
What's up, ladies?
758
00:39:47,259 --> 00:39:48,969
Glad you lovebirds could make it.
759
00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:50,805
You guys remember
Caitlyn, right?
760
00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:54,100
Hey.
761
00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:54,975
Hi.
762
00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:57,478
Yeah.
763
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,814
Girls do love a fixer upper, right?
764
00:39:59,855 --> 00:40:03,317
Such a shame that this
mansion's still on the market.
765
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,986
Man, the economy hurting
everybody in different ways.
766
00:40:06,028 --> 00:40:06,821
Right.
767
00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:10,825
You'd better not be looking
at any of these skanks.
768
00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:14,662
Skanks, I don't look at any skanks.
769
00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:17,998
Goddamn, you look bad as hell.
770
00:40:19,458 --> 00:40:22,795
You always know the right
thing to say to cheer me up.
771
00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:24,588
It's just a test, you passed.
772
00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:26,757
"I'm Jess?"
773
00:40:29,009 --> 00:40:30,261
Yeah.
774
00:40:30,302 --> 00:40:31,512
Made you one.
775
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:36,434
Oh, Bae, you shouldn't
have, this is so cool.
776
00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:41,605
"If lost, return to Jess?"
777
00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:43,482
Yeah, put it on.
778
00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:47,027
Ah, you know, we gonna
be bumping and grinding.
779
00:40:47,069 --> 00:40:49,155
You know, I'm a big guy, I don't really--
780
00:40:49,196 --> 00:40:49,989
On.
781
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,327
So I've been thinking.
782
00:40:56,912 --> 00:40:57,955
I'm listening.
783
00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:01,959
Well, I think tonight is the night.
784
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:05,212
Yeah, babe, tonight's our night.
785
00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:06,338
No.
786
00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:08,007
Tonight's...
787
00:41:08,048 --> 00:41:09,008
the night.
788
00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:26,859
Thanks, guys, seatbelt.
789
00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:28,861
Baby girl, you look so fine
790
00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:30,905
I'ma take you for a ride, yeah
791
00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:32,865
Mom don't need the keys tonight
792
00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:35,242
So I'm about to pull up
793
00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:37,077
Hop in the Astron van
794
00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:39,413
Text me on the family plan, yeah
795
00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:41,248
You look like you need a man
796
00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:43,584
So I'm about to pull up
797
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:45,711
Sugar how you look so fine
798
00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:47,755
Fly passenger side
799
00:41:47,796 --> 00:41:49,924
Sliding, gliding all through the night
800
00:41:49,965 --> 00:41:52,009
And now you're in my ride
801
00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:54,261
Ooh, babe, what you know
802
00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:56,430
I wanna go where you go
803
00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:58,098
Slow, slow, slow or fast
804
00:41:58,140 --> 00:42:00,267
Click-it or ticket, girl,
please don't make me ask
805
00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:02,394
Baby girl, you look so fine
806
00:42:02,436 --> 00:42:04,230
I'ma take you for a ride, yeah
807
00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:06,440
Man don't need the keys tonight
808
00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:08,901
So I'm about to pull up
809
00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:10,611
Hop in the Odyssey
810
00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:12,738
Yeah girl, it's just you and me
811
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:16,200
Holy shit! It's worse than I thought.
812
00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:18,953
It's not nearly as bad as
I thought it'd be, bro.
813
00:42:18,994 --> 00:42:20,538
Pizzo told me she had a broken spine.
814
00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:22,456
You kidding me, dude, seriously?
815
00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:25,793
The police report stated
that she got run over
816
00:42:25,834 --> 00:42:28,128
in the wrong way and now she's infertile.
817
00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:29,213
It's my fault.
818
00:42:30,297 --> 00:42:33,634
I'm taking you everywhere
819
00:42:33,676 --> 00:42:36,595
Sugar how you get so fly
820
00:42:36,637 --> 00:42:39,139
Yeah, what if she thinks it's
me, does she know it's me?
821
00:42:39,181 --> 00:42:41,225
God, I can't go over there,
822
00:42:41,267 --> 00:42:43,269
criminals always return
to the scene of the crime.
823
00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:45,938
Dude, she literally thinks
that the sun is still
824
00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:48,274
the backside of the moon,
just go talk to her, pussy.
825
00:42:48,315 --> 00:42:49,733
No, I'm not gonna go talk to her.
826
00:42:49,775 --> 00:42:51,735
- Just go talk to her, pussy.
- No.
827
00:42:51,777 --> 00:42:52,778
Oh, Jesus!
828
00:42:53,862 --> 00:42:56,240
- Screw this, no, screw this.
- What?
829
00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:59,285
I'm about to pull up
830
00:42:59,326 --> 00:43:03,163
Hop up in the Malibu,
we got go pick up the crew
831
00:43:03,205 --> 00:43:04,498
Uh!
832
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:08,002
And we about to pull up
833
00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:16,010
Good evening.
834
00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:19,930
Right, good evening, .
835
00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:25,311
Look, what happened in class
today, you have to believe me,
836
00:43:25,352 --> 00:43:26,979
- I had nothing to-
- I do.
837
00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:28,355
You do what?
838
00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:29,315
Believe you.
839
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:33,027
Good, 'cause you know me,
I'm more mature than that,
840
00:43:33,068 --> 00:43:36,322
you know, like all these guys
can be so immature at times
841
00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:38,657
and it's honestly really
hard to stoop to their level
842
00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:39,825
on a daily basis.
843
00:43:40,659 --> 00:43:42,036
- Hm.
- Yeah.
844
00:43:43,537 --> 00:43:45,623
So wait, ah, if you
knew I didn't write it,
845
00:43:45,664 --> 00:43:47,541
why did you give me such a hard time?
846
00:43:48,834 --> 00:43:50,878
Look, I was doing you a favor.
847
00:43:50,919 --> 00:43:53,505
You don't want everyone thinking
that you're a teacher's pet
848
00:43:53,547 --> 00:43:55,507
because of how much time we spend together
849
00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:58,385
tutoring before school, so
the class needed to know
850
00:43:58,427 --> 00:44:00,012
there are no favorites.
851
00:44:01,096 --> 00:44:03,974
Hm, I guess that makes sense.
852
00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:08,812
So Leonardo, why are
you here talking to me,
853
00:44:08,854 --> 00:44:11,148
when there are all these
cute high school girls
854
00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:12,650
waiting for a dance?
855
00:44:12,691 --> 00:44:15,569
Look, this stallion has a
lot of built up horsepower,
856
00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:18,656
okay and I don't think any of
these girls have what it takes
857
00:44:18,697 --> 00:44:21,033
to ride the bull, you know, or stallion,
858
00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:22,868
you know what I'm saying?
859
00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:24,244
Okay.
860
00:44:26,622 --> 00:44:27,498
Um...
861
00:44:31,877 --> 00:44:34,421
You know, I hate seeing you stand here
862
00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:37,049
and during a such great song, um,
863
00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:39,760
and I would totally ask you
to dance if you would want to.
864
00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:41,261
Grecco.
865
00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:43,764
Ah, this might be a crazy
concept for you to understand,
866
00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:46,183
but the keyword in social is socializing,
867
00:44:46,225 --> 00:44:48,936
not begging Ms.
Kerpial for a D minus.
868
00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:51,730
May I have the honor?
869
00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:55,192
Signor Marshall, thank you
for relieving me of my shift.
870
00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:57,861
Have a good weekend, boys.
871
00:44:57,903 --> 00:45:00,072
You too, Ms. Kerpial.
872
00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:06,078
Ah, listen, Grecco.
873
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,079
Oh, okay.
874
00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:12,418
A little bit of advice.
875
00:45:12,459 --> 00:45:14,753
Next time you see
Kerpial flirting with me,
876
00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:16,630
best take a hike, yeah.
877
00:45:18,632 --> 00:45:20,759
- What?
- Right, okay.
878
00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:22,386
What, you don't,
879
00:45:22,428 --> 00:45:25,097
you got your big dick
jeans on today, Grecco?
880
00:45:26,014 --> 00:45:28,767
No, sir, just my 32 regulars.
881
00:45:28,809 --> 00:45:31,311
This isn't your MO, Grecco,
882
00:45:31,353 --> 00:45:34,606
sure you wanna play the
role of tough guy tonight?
883
00:45:34,648 --> 00:45:37,151
All right, Mr. Marshall,
it is so painfully obvious,
884
00:45:37,192 --> 00:45:40,154
that you and I are now
locked into a love triangle
885
00:45:40,195 --> 00:45:42,781
and at this moment, I'm sorry,
886
00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:45,284
but I'm gonna have to take you down.
887
00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:47,619
Love triangle? Are you
actually delusional enough
888
00:45:47,661 --> 00:45:50,998
to think you have a chance
with a smoke show like her?
889
00:45:51,039 --> 00:45:54,001
You're a child and
she's a grown ass woman.
890
00:45:54,042 --> 00:45:55,836
And you think you have a chance?
891
00:45:57,212 --> 00:46:00,174
I could set up a kissing
booth right here, right now
892
00:46:01,049 --> 00:46:02,593
and double your salary.
893
00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:06,513
Wow, Grecco, I'm thrilled
to see that your balls
894
00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:08,682
finally dropped.
895
00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:12,144
So I'll tell you what, you
get a kiss on the cheek
896
00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:15,814
from any girl here, any one right now
897
00:46:17,024 --> 00:46:19,151
and I'll stop talking
to Kerpial completely.
898
00:46:20,527 --> 00:46:22,529
Oh, I'm sorry, wait,
that would require you
899
00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:26,116
to actually talk to girls,
900
00:46:27,409 --> 00:46:30,287
and from what I hear, that's
not your strong suit,
901
00:46:30,329 --> 00:46:32,206
so I guess, uh,
902
00:46:33,248 --> 00:46:34,166
oh, well.
903
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:37,044
Keep dreaming, kid.
904
00:46:37,085 --> 00:46:39,838
Yee!
905
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:41,673
Fucking creep.
906
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:47,805
You get a kiss on the cheek.
907
00:46:47,846 --> 00:46:49,515
You're a child.
Any girl in here.
908
00:46:49,556 --> 00:46:51,475
And she's a grown-ass woman.
909
00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:52,976
Keep dreaming, kid,
910
00:46:53,018 --> 00:46:56,396
that would require you to
actually talk to girls.
911
00:46:56,897 --> 00:46:58,232
Leo!
912
00:46:58,273 --> 00:46:59,191
Ryan.
913
00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:03,737
I, ah, well, I-I totally
intended on saying hey
914
00:47:03,779 --> 00:47:05,864
the other night at the park.
915
00:47:05,906 --> 00:47:08,575
- Yes.
- Before things got so hectic.
916
00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:12,246
I've just been so embarrassed,
I debated even coming, so.
917
00:47:12,287 --> 00:47:15,874
Yeah, no, that's terrible, I'm so sorry.
918
00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:19,545
No, don't be sorry,
I know who did this.
919
00:47:19,586 --> 00:47:21,004
You do?
920
00:47:21,046 --> 00:47:23,590
Yeah, my ex-boyfriend Vince
definitely set this up.
921
00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:26,051
It's probably someone
from the Wrecking Crew.
922
00:47:27,427 --> 00:47:30,389
Yes, hm, yeah, he did and
you'd best believe that,
923
00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:32,224
the first chance that the L-Train gets,
924
00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:35,727
he's gonna deep six him,
you know, pretty quick.
925
00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:38,605
So Vince's ex, huh?
926
00:47:39,147 --> 00:47:44,194
Yes, ah, we dated over
the summer unfortunately.
927
00:47:44,236 --> 00:47:45,112
- Hm.
- Yep.
928
00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:46,905
Yeah, that makes sense then.
929
00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:48,866
It does?
930
00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:52,286
No, oh, what I mean
like is like, you know,
931
00:47:52,327 --> 00:47:54,580
he's the popular kid at St. Matthew's
932
00:47:54,621 --> 00:47:56,081
and you're the cheerleader here
933
00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:58,417
and you know, like doing the math,
934
00:47:58,458 --> 00:48:02,129
it's just like calculations,
that checks out, you know.
935
00:48:02,170 --> 00:48:05,966
Yeah. You're, uh, you're really funny.
936
00:48:07,175 --> 00:48:08,218
Thanks.
937
00:48:10,637 --> 00:48:13,056
Are you gonna ask me to dance or--?
938
00:48:13,098 --> 00:48:14,641
Right, yeah, uh...
939
00:48:14,683 --> 00:48:15,559
Yeah.
940
00:48:16,852 --> 00:48:20,147
You know, next slow
song, I'm, I'm all yours.
941
00:48:21,356 --> 00:48:24,318
Uh, excuse me, I'll be right back, okay.
942
00:48:27,321 --> 00:48:28,655
Okay.
943
00:48:34,953 --> 00:48:37,789
She doesn't know, it wasn't your fault.
944
00:48:42,377 --> 00:48:44,004
Fine, fine, come on, man, come on.
945
00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:46,298
Hoo!
946
00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:47,174
Okay.
947
00:48:53,347 --> 00:48:56,016
I don't know why I even
came to this thing.
948
00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:58,518
Boys at this school are
completely oblivious in general,
949
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:02,356
but somehow, I chose the
most oblivious one of all.
950
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:09,780
Come on, man, just ask her
to dance, just be a man.
951
00:49:09,821 --> 00:49:10,864
You're a stallion.
952
00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:11,615
You're a stallion.
953
00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:12,282
Uh!
954
00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:15,827
Are you sure this is him?
955
00:49:15,869 --> 00:49:17,829
Yeah, that's him.
956
00:49:21,208 --> 00:49:23,210
Evan, are you kidding?
957
00:49:23,251 --> 00:49:24,836
"Oh, I'm sizzy."
958
00:49:24,878 --> 00:49:26,838
Wrecking Crew for life, bitch.
959
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:30,384
What's up, man, are you
hitting on my girlfriend?
960
00:49:30,425 --> 00:49:31,885
Vince, right?
961
00:49:31,927 --> 00:49:33,512
No, no, no, okay, this is
a misunderstanding, this--
962
00:49:33,553 --> 00:49:35,222
- Don't think that I don't know.
- No, no, no,
963
00:49:35,263 --> 00:49:37,474
this is a big misunderstanding, okay?
964
00:49:37,516 --> 00:49:39,977
I didn't do anything, she
came up to me, all right?
965
00:49:40,018 --> 00:49:41,395
My bad, it was an accident.
966
00:49:42,604 --> 00:49:45,857
Oh, so you were involved, huh?
967
00:49:45,899 --> 00:49:47,567
It's not just at this school,
968
00:49:47,609 --> 00:49:49,194
every guy that
I've gone out with
969
00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:51,029
can talk about football for hours,
970
00:49:51,071 --> 00:49:54,032
but is literally incapable
of talking about his feelings
971
00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:56,910
- at any given moment.
- Okay, so what do I do?
972
00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:58,078
I mean, if I make the first move,
973
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,580
I intimidate him and look stupid.
974
00:50:00,622 --> 00:50:02,541
If I don't, I die of old age
975
00:50:02,582 --> 00:50:04,084
waiting for him to do something.
976
00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:07,421
I'm not gonna lie, Grecco,
it was just a hunch,
977
00:50:07,462 --> 00:50:09,172
but thanks for confirming.
978
00:50:09,214 --> 00:50:10,716
Okay, wait, wait, hang on, hang on!
979
00:50:10,757 --> 00:50:12,384
- Nothing happened, okay.
- Are you
980
00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:13,552
slamming my girl?
981
00:50:13,593 --> 00:50:15,554
I'll answer that again, no,
982
00:50:15,595 --> 00:50:17,389
I swear to you, nothing happened!
983
00:50:17,431 --> 00:50:19,433
- I didn't hit on her.
- Good.
984
00:50:19,474 --> 00:50:21,268
Yes, I'm gonna keep it that way.
985
00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:23,270
- Yeah!
- Relax, everybody.
986
00:50:23,311 --> 00:50:24,896
Uh!
987
00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:31,611
These guys, they either think
you're a prude or a slut,
988
00:50:31,653 --> 00:50:33,280
so just make the first move.
989
00:50:33,321 --> 00:50:35,866
Ryan, please don't listen
to Caitlyn's advice
990
00:50:35,907 --> 00:50:37,743
on how to get the fastest reputation
991
00:50:37,784 --> 00:50:40,037
and how to never end up
with a serious boyfriend.
992
00:50:40,078 --> 00:50:42,748
You'll end up a super senior like her.
993
00:50:42,789 --> 00:50:44,916
My advice, fuck Leo and any other guy,
994
00:50:44,958 --> 00:50:47,127
that doesn't have the
emotional intelligence
995
00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:48,712
to even know what he wants.
996
00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:51,757
Oh, because you and Sean are
so emotionally intelligent?
997
00:50:51,798 --> 00:50:55,594
You're a bully to
him and everyone else you meet.
998
00:50:55,635 --> 00:50:57,637
Do you think he actually likes you
999
00:50:57,679 --> 00:50:59,639
or is just too afraid to say otherwise?
1000
00:50:59,681 --> 00:51:00,932
Watch your mouth.
1001
00:51:00,974 --> 00:51:02,893
Cute sweater, did your nana make it?
1002
00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:07,773
Sorry to be nosy, girls,
but you all sound pathetic.
1003
00:51:11,693 --> 00:51:12,986
Hey, Leprecunts.
1004
00:51:14,863 --> 00:51:18,283
I'll deal with you juvenile
delinquents after the merger,
1005
00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:22,954
but until then, Grecco's my
problem and you're trespassing.
1006
00:51:24,998 --> 00:51:25,832
Right.
1007
00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:28,794
Uh!
1008
00:51:28,835 --> 00:51:30,962
To be continued.
1009
00:51:40,347 --> 00:51:42,808
High school boys will do whatever you want
1010
00:51:42,849 --> 00:51:44,810
except for their
Goddamn homework.
1011
00:51:44,851 --> 00:51:46,812
You've got the rest of your
lives to play by the rules,
1012
00:51:46,853 --> 00:51:48,980
just have your fun while you can.
1013
00:51:55,737 --> 00:51:57,155
Fuck what they say.
1014
00:52:06,206 --> 00:52:08,458
Appreciate it, Mr. Marshall.
1015
00:52:15,423 --> 00:52:18,343
That was a close call, Grecco,
1016
00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:22,013
but ah, the deal was you
were supposed to swap spit
1017
00:52:22,055 --> 00:52:23,682
with a girl, not a dude.
1018
00:52:26,017 --> 00:52:27,519
Damn,
1019
00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:29,479
guess those rumors are true.
1020
00:52:48,248 --> 00:52:49,416
You in line?
1021
00:52:54,212 --> 00:52:56,006
Have you seen Sean or Leo?
1022
00:52:56,047 --> 00:52:57,924
Dude, what does it look like I'm doing?
1023
00:52:57,966 --> 00:52:59,217
I'm waiting for Sean
1024
00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:00,552
and no, I haven't seen
your little buddy, Leo,
1025
00:53:00,594 --> 00:53:01,720
check the girls' room.
1026
00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:08,185
So, how's school going for you?
1027
00:53:08,226 --> 00:53:10,061
Oh, you know, the honor roll's great.
1028
00:53:10,103 --> 00:53:12,898
What about you, fight any more
defenseless, crippled kids?
1029
00:53:12,939 --> 00:53:15,442
Jesus, Jessica, you can't
say shit like that anymore
1030
00:53:15,483 --> 00:53:16,943
and if anything,
I was the cripple.
1031
00:53:16,985 --> 00:53:19,738
Sean didn't tell you about
the whole sixth sense thing?
1032
00:53:19,779 --> 00:53:20,739
Must have forgot.
1033
00:53:23,992 --> 00:53:24,868
So,
1034
00:53:25,952 --> 00:53:28,246
do you have any single friends by chance?
1035
00:53:28,288 --> 00:53:31,291
I don't like to assume things,
but Jackie needs a mamasita.
1036
00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:32,792
Yeah, I got plenty.
1037
00:53:32,834 --> 00:53:33,919
Well, do you happen to have any,
1038
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:36,630
that you could possibly set me up with?
1039
00:53:36,671 --> 00:53:38,465
Ooh, I don't know if any of my friends
1040
00:53:38,506 --> 00:53:42,469
are into the fat guy
fetish, besides Caitlyn.
1041
00:53:43,637 --> 00:53:45,639
Why the fuck would you even say that?
1042
00:53:47,015 --> 00:53:48,642
Wait, Caitlyn likes me?
1043
00:53:50,018 --> 00:53:52,562
Dude, you think she's
using you for your looks?
1044
00:53:53,605 --> 00:53:55,106
Baby, hi!
1045
00:53:55,148 --> 00:53:56,608
Leo just called,
1046
00:53:56,650 --> 00:53:58,610
said something about running
into the Wrecking Crew.
1047
00:53:58,652 --> 00:54:00,111
He was huffing and puffing pretty loud,
1048
00:54:00,153 --> 00:54:01,821
so I didn't really hear
what he was saying.
1049
00:54:01,863 --> 00:54:05,283
He said he was gonna meet
us at the party though.
1050
00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:07,244
Such a drama queen!
1051
00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:13,458
Damn, Jack, I don't understand
why we had to park so far.
1052
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,752
Party rule 101, baby,
never crowd the house,
1053
00:54:15,794 --> 00:54:17,337
can't draw any suspicion.
1054
00:54:17,379 --> 00:54:19,673
Besides, this actually works out for us.
1055
00:54:19,714 --> 00:54:21,466
What the fuck?
1056
00:54:21,508 --> 00:54:23,760
It's me, it's me, me!
1057
00:54:23,802 --> 00:54:25,136
- Come on, man.
- Don't speak.
1058
00:54:25,178 --> 00:54:26,763
What the hell are you doing in there?
1059
00:54:26,805 --> 00:54:28,348
Is the coast clear?
1060
00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:30,141
- Yeah, the coast is clear.
- Are you sure?
1061
00:54:30,183 --> 00:54:31,685
Yes, what are you doing?
1062
00:54:31,726 --> 00:54:32,519
Okay.
1063
00:54:36,564 --> 00:54:38,650
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
1064
00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:41,528
What's going on with
your face, what happened?
1065
00:54:41,569 --> 00:54:43,154
What happened?
1066
00:54:43,196 --> 00:54:46,032
I told you what happened, I got
jumped by the Wrecking Crew.
1067
00:54:46,074 --> 00:54:47,701
Are you for real about that?
1068
00:54:47,742 --> 00:54:49,536
See, I never know when
you're joking around.
1069
00:54:49,577 --> 00:54:51,121
Why would I joke about that?
1070
00:54:51,162 --> 00:54:52,163
You okay?
1071
00:54:52,205 --> 00:54:53,665
Yeah, I mean, like yeah,
1072
00:54:53,707 --> 00:54:55,375
one donkey kick from the
stallion sent them running,
1073
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:57,294
but I swear they're gonna be back.
1074
00:54:57,335 --> 00:54:59,296
Always a spectacle with this one.
1075
00:54:59,337 --> 00:55:00,380
Jess, come on.
1076
00:55:03,049 --> 00:55:06,177
I, I mean, Lee, why would they attack you?
1077
00:55:06,219 --> 00:55:08,513
It's not adding up, it don't make sense.
1078
00:55:09,681 --> 00:55:11,349
Well, it kind of does make sense,
1079
00:55:11,391 --> 00:55:14,352
'cause you know the whole
entire bike situation with Ryan?
1080
00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:16,688
So turns out, she's Vince's ex
1081
00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:18,982
and somehow he found out that it was us.
1082
00:55:20,734 --> 00:55:23,069
- I mean, Jess,
- You ran over Ryan?
1083
00:55:23,111 --> 00:55:24,195
No, ah, yes.
1084
00:55:24,237 --> 00:55:26,573
- Oh, my God, you're dead men.
- Jess.
1085
00:55:26,614 --> 00:55:29,367
I heard a rumor once that Vince
hospitalized a college guy
1086
00:55:29,409 --> 00:55:30,827
for just trying to talk to her.
1087
00:55:30,869 --> 00:55:33,038
Good luck with that, stallion.
1088
00:55:33,079 --> 00:55:35,248
Relax, yo, nothing's going down tonight.
1089
00:55:35,290 --> 00:55:37,584
We outnumber those cucks a hundred to one.
1090
00:55:37,625 --> 00:55:40,587
Well, that's what I thought
too, but remember my shadow?
1091
00:55:40,628 --> 00:55:42,088
- Yeah.
- Evan,
1092
00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:45,258
turns out he was an informant
for St. Matt's, okay,
1093
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:47,385
so that means there might
be more of them in there.
1094
00:55:47,427 --> 00:55:49,220
Okay, what I need you guys
to do is I need you guys
1095
00:55:49,262 --> 00:55:51,222
to go in there and just
survey the premises
1096
00:55:51,264 --> 00:55:52,432
to make sure nothing's
fishy, okay, all right?
1097
00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:53,683
Yeah, okay, bye.
1098
00:55:53,725 --> 00:55:54,893
No, I need you to do this for me.
1099
00:55:54,934 --> 00:55:56,227
- Yeah, yeah, man.
- Promise?
1100
00:55:56,269 --> 00:55:57,729
I just need you to take
a look around, all right.
1101
00:55:57,771 --> 00:55:59,272
- I got you, I got you.
- When the coast is clear?
1102
00:55:59,314 --> 00:56:00,899
Yes, I got you, I got you,
just chill in the bush
1103
00:56:00,940 --> 00:56:02,400
and wait for the call, we got you.
1104
00:56:02,442 --> 00:56:05,278
Thank you, I'll gallop to
like the side entrance, okay,
1105
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,738
the side entrance.
1106
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,752
Yo, shit, come on, boy, come on, boy.
1107
00:56:20,794 --> 00:56:23,088
Okay now, give me a
hand, let's go, let's go.
1108
00:56:24,339 --> 00:56:26,132
- Pizzo, hey!
- Hey, bro!
1109
00:56:26,174 --> 00:56:28,051
Yeah, let's go, smoke a cig, baby.
1110
00:56:40,980 --> 00:56:43,942
Talking all that shit, you think I'm dumb?
1111
00:56:43,983 --> 00:56:47,821
You tell me that you love me but I'm done
1112
00:56:47,862 --> 00:56:51,116
Why you only call me when you're drunk
1113
00:56:51,157 --> 00:56:54,619
Why you play with my
emotions, you be having fun
1114
00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:58,164
Talking all that shit, you think I'm dumb?
1115
00:56:58,206 --> 00:57:01,668
Tell me that you love me, but I'm done
1116
00:57:01,709 --> 00:57:04,003
Bowser junior on you motherfuckers,
1117
00:57:04,045 --> 00:57:04,796
I be spitting fire
1118
00:57:04,796 --> 00:57:08,466
Skirting in the fast lane,
ooh, Imma need new tires
1119
00:57:08,508 --> 00:57:12,011
Just to piss you off, Imma
hit your best friend now
1120
00:57:12,053 --> 00:57:14,681
Walk in on the act. Jaw
dropping all you said was wow!
1121
00:57:15,348 --> 00:57:18,685
Why you only call me when you're drunk
1122
00:57:18,726 --> 00:57:22,188
Why you play with my emotions,
you be having fun
1123
00:57:22,230 --> 00:57:25,525
Talking all that shit, you think I'm dumb?
1124
00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:27,819
Tell me that you love me, but I'm done
1125
00:57:27,861 --> 00:57:30,280
Go, go, go, go!
1126
00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:33,491
You know, I'm an athlete.
1127
00:57:35,410 --> 00:57:36,995
- Two shots.
- Hm.
1128
00:57:37,036 --> 00:57:38,496
Let's go.
1129
00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:44,377
Okay, perfect, well, we shook
hands, kissed babies,
1130
00:57:44,419 --> 00:57:46,004
- Let's Irish goodbye.
- Come on, babe,
1131
00:57:46,045 --> 00:57:47,005
we just got here.
1132
00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:49,716
Plus I told Jack we got next game.
1133
00:57:49,757 --> 00:57:53,970
Right, promised Jack the next game, right.
1134
00:57:54,012 --> 00:57:56,139
I can't believe I actually
thought you'd go through
1135
00:57:56,181 --> 00:57:58,183
with this whole, "This
night's about us" bullshit.
1136
00:57:58,224 --> 00:57:59,476
I mean, come on, Sean,
1137
00:57:59,517 --> 00:58:01,227
this is exactly what
I was talking about.
1138
00:58:01,269 --> 00:58:02,520
God, you let your friends drag you
1139
00:58:02,562 --> 00:58:04,522
through unnecessary trouble and drama 24/7
1140
00:58:04,564 --> 00:58:06,691
and we keep drifting
further and further apart.
1141
00:58:06,733 --> 00:58:08,568
I don't know how much more disappointment
1142
00:58:08,610 --> 00:58:09,986
I can take from you.
1143
00:58:10,028 --> 00:58:11,237
You're right.
1144
00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:13,573
Tonight was supposed to
be all about us, right?
1145
00:58:15,283 --> 00:58:17,535
Come on, let's get up outta here.
1146
00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:20,747
You're not actually going, are you?
1147
00:58:31,132 --> 00:58:33,259
Babe, you sure you wanna do this tonight?
1148
00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:37,096
You sure, you sure you're ready for this?
1149
00:58:37,138 --> 00:58:38,056
Shut up.
1150
00:58:42,477 --> 00:58:44,354
Hey, the coast is clear.
1151
00:58:44,395 --> 00:58:46,189
Psst, up here!
1152
00:58:47,482 --> 00:58:49,067
Are you sure?
1153
00:58:49,108 --> 00:58:51,861
Well, if they're not in there,
then they must be out here,
1154
00:58:51,903 --> 00:58:52,904
so I'd hurry up.
1155
00:58:52,946 --> 00:58:54,072
Good point.
1156
00:58:55,615 --> 00:58:57,742
It's a lot higher than
I thought, oh, God!
1157
00:58:59,619 --> 00:59:00,411
Let's go.
1158
00:59:12,590 --> 00:59:13,383
Cheers.
1159
00:59:13,424 --> 00:59:14,259
Cheers.
1160
00:59:17,303 --> 00:59:19,389
Did you have fun tonight?
1161
00:59:19,430 --> 00:59:20,807
Why, you leaving?
1162
00:59:20,848 --> 00:59:23,101
I'm not leaving here until
someone drags me home.
1163
00:59:23,142 --> 00:59:24,561
I'm talking about the social.
1164
00:59:24,602 --> 00:59:26,938
Yeah, duh, we always have fun together.
1165
00:59:31,859 --> 00:59:33,611
- So, Caitlyn.
- Mm-hm?
1166
00:59:33,653 --> 00:59:35,655
- I got a question for you.
- Mm-hm.
1167
00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:37,782
How's it feel to be dating the bad boy,
1168
00:59:37,824 --> 00:59:39,784
who's about to be
expelled from high school?
1169
00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:41,578
Ah, last time I checked,
1170
00:59:41,619 --> 00:59:43,496
I'm not dating anyone
1171
00:59:43,538 --> 00:59:46,165
and from what I hear, the
rumors of your expulsion
1172
00:59:46,207 --> 00:59:48,293
have been greatly exaggerated
1173
00:59:48,334 --> 00:59:51,462
and as the only super
senior, take it from me,
1174
00:59:51,504 --> 00:59:53,506
just keep fucking shit up.
1175
00:59:53,548 --> 00:59:56,634
Well, at least we can still
agree that I'm a wild child.
1176
00:59:56,676 --> 00:59:57,844
I guess it's good for my rep,
1177
00:59:57,885 --> 00:59:59,846
if people think
I'm dating a rebel.
1178
00:59:59,887 --> 01:00:02,974
Dating? Last I checked,
you weren't dating anyone.
1179
01:00:03,975 --> 01:00:05,518
Touché.
1180
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:08,938
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
1181
01:00:17,822 --> 01:00:20,366
- Hey, whoa, fuck off, Grecco.
- Sorry.
1182
01:00:28,916 --> 01:00:31,169
Girl, you know I'm in love
1183
01:00:31,210 --> 01:00:32,837
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
1184
01:00:35,214 --> 01:00:36,549
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
1185
01:00:37,342 --> 01:00:38,885
You made it.
1186
01:00:38,926 --> 01:00:40,845
Ah, yeah, I did.
1187
01:00:40,887 --> 01:00:42,055
- Yeah.
- I made it.
1188
01:00:42,096 --> 01:00:44,557
Um, I'm here in the flesh alive.
1189
01:00:44,599 --> 01:00:46,017
It's you.
1190
01:00:46,059 --> 01:00:47,352
It's me.
1191
01:00:47,393 --> 01:00:49,979
Um, I saw a keg back in the laundry room,
1192
01:00:50,021 --> 01:00:51,731
I think we should grab a drink.
1193
01:00:51,773 --> 01:00:53,399
In that room?
1194
01:00:53,441 --> 01:00:56,819
Yeah, laundry room, me, you now.
1195
01:00:56,861 --> 01:00:58,696
- No, it's-
- Okay.
1196
01:00:58,738 --> 01:01:00,156
I'm right behind you.
1197
01:01:01,115 --> 01:01:02,533
Three, four, five!
1198
01:01:05,912 --> 01:01:07,372
five whole seconds.
1199
01:01:07,413 --> 01:01:10,041
This is Giorgio Armani,
you can't dry clean this.
1200
01:01:10,083 --> 01:01:11,542
- It'll never come out.
- Oh.
1201
01:01:14,629 --> 01:01:16,547
Wait, Gene, leave it open in here.
1202
01:01:16,589 --> 01:01:18,257
Okay.
1203
01:01:18,299 --> 01:01:20,093
What's up, Ryan?
1204
01:01:20,134 --> 01:01:21,719
Hey, Tony.
1205
01:01:21,761 --> 01:01:25,223
So I don't know if you saw,
but I DMed you a couple times.
1206
01:01:25,264 --> 01:01:26,849
Oh, nice.
1207
01:01:26,891 --> 01:01:29,102
Oh, yo, ah, me too actually.
1208
01:01:29,143 --> 01:01:30,728
That reminds me, I'm so sorry,
1209
01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:33,272
I didn't respond back to your DM.
1210
01:01:33,314 --> 01:01:35,566
Wait, you've been DMing Grecco?
1211
01:01:35,608 --> 01:01:37,568
I, like once or twice,
1212
01:01:37,610 --> 01:01:40,697
but you know, he's a hard pony to tame.
1213
01:01:40,738 --> 01:01:43,116
Stallion.
1214
01:01:43,157 --> 01:01:46,411
Damn, Grecco, just don't fuck this up,
1215
01:01:46,452 --> 01:01:48,705
- 'cause I've got dibs next.
- All good.
1216
01:01:48,746 --> 01:01:51,082
Yo, let's go steal some
of those lawn ornaments
1217
01:01:51,124 --> 01:01:52,417
from the neighbors and put them out front.
1218
01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:55,128
Totally, man, I'll work out with you soon,
1219
01:01:55,169 --> 01:01:56,796
maybe like, who knows?
1220
01:02:00,466 --> 01:02:02,135
Great guys.
1221
01:02:02,176 --> 01:02:03,636
Yeah, they seem nice.
1222
01:02:09,684 --> 01:02:12,145
Baby, are you sure this is okay?
1223
01:02:12,186 --> 01:02:13,896
Yeah, baby.
1224
01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:20,778
Maybe, um, maybe find
a spot more secluded,
1225
01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:22,613
tree cover or something?
1226
01:02:22,655 --> 01:02:24,323
I just seen an old lady walk past
1227
01:02:24,365 --> 01:02:26,242
with a whole pack of dogs.
1228
01:02:27,994 --> 01:02:30,580
Did you see that? Somebody
gonna spot us, call the cops.
1229
01:02:30,621 --> 01:02:32,498
I can't go to juvie,
Mom gonna kill me.
1230
01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:34,250
God, Sean, will you shut up?
1231
01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:36,294
Look, we're down the
street from a house party
1232
01:02:36,335 --> 01:02:39,130
and you seriously think a parked
car's gonna be suspicious?
1233
01:02:39,172 --> 01:02:40,798
I just thought our first time
1234
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:44,469
was gonna be a little
bit more romantic, hm?
1235
01:02:46,637 --> 01:02:48,681
Well, sweetheart, I'm
sorry I can't deflower you
1236
01:02:48,723 --> 01:02:51,142
at the Edison Park Motel
or would you prefer
1237
01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:54,103
we keep fooling around in my
basement avoiding my sisters?
1238
01:02:56,689 --> 01:02:58,691
Hello?
1239
01:02:58,733 --> 01:03:01,027
- Oh, shit, it's Tony.
- Damn!
1240
01:03:02,403 --> 01:03:06,032
Who's in there?
Murphy, Murphy, is that you?
1241
01:03:06,073 --> 01:03:07,033
Come on, open up.
1242
01:03:07,074 --> 01:03:08,534
I'm gonna kill him.
1243
01:03:08,576 --> 01:03:10,036
No, no, ssh, ssh!
1244
01:03:10,077 --> 01:03:11,537
- Quiet, quiet.
- I know somebody's in there.
1245
01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:12,997
- I wanna see.
- Quiet.
1246
01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:14,707
- Come on, let me in.
- What the hell are you doing?
1247
01:03:14,749 --> 01:03:16,834
Come on, man, let's go back to the party,
1248
01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:18,711
I can't find any stray
cats to put in the house.
1249
01:03:18,753 --> 01:03:20,630
Aw, man, that prank is classic.
1250
01:03:20,671 --> 01:03:21,547
Yeah, man.
1251
01:03:22,757 --> 01:03:24,175
All right, I'll see you.
1252
01:03:24,217 --> 01:03:26,719
Pizzo, wait up, man, it's dark out here.
1253
01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:30,389
Well, did you come prepared?
1254
01:03:40,441 --> 01:03:43,319
All right, I know this isn't ideal,
1255
01:03:43,361 --> 01:03:45,738
this is only gonna make us closer.
1256
01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:47,406
I want us to do this together.
1257
01:03:50,076 --> 01:03:52,036
I love you, Sean.
1258
01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:53,412
I love you too.
1259
01:03:55,790 --> 01:03:59,669
- He's a dead man.
- House is down the street.
1260
01:03:59,710 --> 01:04:01,587
I can smell Grecco's pussy from here.
1261
01:04:02,630 --> 01:04:04,423
He's at that party, I know it.
1262
01:04:04,465 --> 01:04:06,884
You're like a damn bloodhound, Vince.
1263
01:04:09,804 --> 01:04:11,180
Uh!
1264
01:04:12,431 --> 01:04:14,350
Where the hell are you going?
1265
01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:16,060
You put it on the child lock?
1266
01:04:16,102 --> 01:04:18,771
Yeah, 'cause I knew something
like this was gonna happen.
1267
01:04:18,813 --> 01:04:19,730
Come on, Jess.
1268
01:04:19,772 --> 01:04:20,773
Will you shut the fuck up,
1269
01:04:20,815 --> 01:04:22,233
you keep comparing us to animals
1270
01:04:22,275 --> 01:04:24,527
and it's the dumbest shit
that I've ever heard.
1271
01:04:25,653 --> 01:04:27,780
My buddy told me that he was there.
1272
01:04:32,285 --> 01:04:33,244
Pick it up.
1273
01:04:38,666 --> 01:04:41,752
Put it in your fucking mouth.
1274
01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:48,759
Don't ever fucking touch
me again, you dumb redneck.
1275
01:04:54,265 --> 01:04:55,808
Let's go to jail tonight.
1276
01:04:59,312 --> 01:05:00,938
I gotta stop them,
1277
01:05:00,980 --> 01:05:03,566
I gotta go warn Lee, if I
don't, they're gonna kill him.
1278
01:05:03,608 --> 01:05:05,276
Are you seriously gonna leave me
1279
01:05:05,318 --> 01:05:06,986
in the middle of our first time?
1280
01:05:07,028 --> 01:05:09,822
You'd rather get your ass
beat than have sex with me?
1281
01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:12,450
Sorry, babe, rain check.
1282
01:05:12,491 --> 01:05:15,244
You know what, you three
deserve each other!
1283
01:05:15,286 --> 01:05:17,288
We're fucking done!
1284
01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:26,923
Aren't you pussies a
little far from the ghetto?
1285
01:05:26,964 --> 01:05:30,176
This doesn't concern you,
Tony, where's Grecco?
1286
01:05:31,344 --> 01:05:33,137
Yeah, he's in here,
1287
01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:35,932
but don't you bitches have
an elephant walk to get to?
1288
01:05:37,683 --> 01:05:38,684
Fuck you, Tony.
1289
01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:43,856
The Goddamn shirt again.
1290
01:05:49,236 --> 01:05:53,115
Yeah, well, your sister
already did, so go home
1291
01:05:53,157 --> 01:05:55,493
and tell Dad she'll be
late for dinner tonight.
1292
01:05:56,494 --> 01:05:58,371
Now get the fuck out of here.
1293
01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:06,045
I'll kill you for that, I'm not afraid.
1294
01:06:15,888 --> 01:06:18,224
Whoa, that's enough.
1295
01:06:18,265 --> 01:06:20,017
What?
1296
01:06:20,059 --> 01:06:21,060
There you go.
1297
01:06:21,102 --> 01:06:22,186
Thank you.
1298
01:06:23,354 --> 01:06:25,523
So why haven't you responded to my DMs?
1299
01:06:28,025 --> 01:06:30,987
Like just been overwhelmed
and there's just, you know,
1300
01:06:31,028 --> 01:06:33,739
it's like Santa's list, just
who's naughty, who's nice,
1301
01:06:33,781 --> 01:06:37,076
who's naughty, who's nice,
you know, kind of get lost.
1302
01:06:37,118 --> 01:06:37,910
Oh, yeah?
1303
01:06:37,952 --> 01:06:39,578
Yeah, yeah.
1304
01:06:39,620 --> 01:06:42,832
And what list do I fall on?
1305
01:06:42,873 --> 01:06:45,167
Ah, well, I mean, if
we're strictly talking
1306
01:06:45,209 --> 01:06:49,088
like personality wise, nice, the nicest.
1307
01:06:49,130 --> 01:06:50,047
Nice?
1308
01:06:50,089 --> 01:06:51,549
Hm, nicest.
1309
01:06:51,590 --> 01:06:54,093
So what list would you land on?
1310
01:06:54,135 --> 01:06:57,430
Me, I would probably fall on like bad,
1311
01:06:57,471 --> 01:06:59,390
like I, I think I would like--
1312
01:06:59,432 --> 01:07:00,391
- Bad?
- Naughty.
1313
01:07:00,433 --> 01:07:01,517
Naughty?
1314
01:07:01,559 --> 01:07:02,768
Probably.
1315
01:07:03,769 --> 01:07:04,687
- Whoa!
- Caitlyn.
1316
01:07:04,729 --> 01:07:05,604
- Oh, oh my-
- Let me help.
1317
01:07:05,646 --> 01:07:07,273
How long have you been in there?
1318
01:07:07,314 --> 01:07:08,899
- I'm in a skirt, let's go.
- Okay.
1319
01:07:08,941 --> 01:07:10,526
- Let's go.
- You're good.
1320
01:07:10,568 --> 01:07:11,527
Leo, hey!
1321
01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:14,739
Look at you go, nice, bro.
1322
01:07:18,617 --> 01:07:21,454
I owe you one, you saved
my ass back there, bro.
1323
01:07:21,495 --> 01:07:23,789
I am way too drunk for a
heart to heart, stallion.
1324
01:07:23,831 --> 01:07:25,916
I know, that's my bad, I just,
1325
01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:27,960
I don't know what I'm doing.
1326
01:07:28,002 --> 01:07:29,211
Ryan was this close,
1327
01:07:29,253 --> 01:07:32,256
milliseconds away from kissing me, bro,
1328
01:07:32,298 --> 01:07:33,758
- this close.
- I'm not gonna lie,
1329
01:07:33,799 --> 01:07:36,594
that naughty nice line you
just pulled, pretty impressive.
1330
01:07:36,635 --> 01:07:38,804
You liked that one, that was pretty good.
1331
01:07:38,846 --> 01:07:43,809
Just, bro, I can't do this,
okay, just can't do it.
1332
01:07:43,851 --> 01:07:45,644
Uh!
1333
01:07:45,686 --> 01:07:47,063
What was that for?
1334
01:07:47,104 --> 01:07:48,439
Get it together, Leo.
1335
01:07:48,481 --> 01:07:49,982
What are you talking about?
1336
01:07:50,024 --> 01:07:52,443
Tony and Pizzo will gladly
try to commit the robbery.
1337
01:07:52,485 --> 01:07:53,652
What are you talking about?
1338
01:07:53,694 --> 01:07:56,822
What am I talking about,
what am I talking about?
1339
01:07:56,864 --> 01:07:58,074
Damn!
1340
01:07:58,115 --> 01:07:59,325
What was that for?
1341
01:07:59,366 --> 01:08:00,618
Your first kiss is out of the way!
1342
01:08:00,659 --> 01:08:02,119
What the hell, bro?
1343
01:08:02,161 --> 01:08:04,663
The world's your
Goddamn oyster, go get them!
1344
01:08:04,705 --> 01:08:07,750
Calm seas never made skilled sailors!
1345
01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:08,959
Are you okay?
1346
01:08:09,001 --> 01:08:10,836
Hey, we gotta get the hell outta here.
1347
01:08:10,878 --> 01:08:12,588
Is that a balloon in your pocket,
1348
01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:14,090
or are you just excited to see us?
1349
01:08:14,131 --> 01:08:15,341
Shit.
1350
01:08:15,382 --> 01:08:17,468
I guess that's what my
headboard feels like.
1351
01:08:17,510 --> 01:08:19,011
There's no time to explain,
1352
01:08:19,053 --> 01:08:21,847
I honestly ran in here for a
reason, Wrecking Crew's here.
1353
01:08:28,854 --> 01:08:30,815
- Oh.
- Who is that?
1354
01:08:30,856 --> 01:08:33,025
You,
1355
01:08:33,067 --> 01:08:36,153
get your ass out here now.
1356
01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:37,321
Light, light.
1357
01:08:43,202 --> 01:08:44,995
One's not enough for this guy, huh?
1358
01:08:45,037 --> 01:08:47,540
Well, he's going for everything I got,
1359
01:08:47,581 --> 01:08:49,333
he's making me look like a bitch!
1360
01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,001
What are we gonna do, Vince?
1361
01:08:51,043 --> 01:08:53,629
Tony's not gonna let us in, I
gotta get my dad's car back,
1362
01:08:53,671 --> 01:08:55,339
- I can't be out all night.
- Ssh!
1363
01:08:56,882 --> 01:08:59,176
If that fucking rat won't
come out of his hole,
1364
01:08:59,218 --> 01:09:01,554
then we're gonna smoke him out.
1365
01:09:01,595 --> 01:09:04,473
Chubbs, give me my phone.
1366
01:09:04,515 --> 01:09:07,685
The rest of you get in the
bushes around the house,
1367
01:09:07,726 --> 01:09:09,353
wait for my signal.
1368
01:09:11,438 --> 01:09:13,524
911 Emergency.
1369
01:09:13,566 --> 01:09:15,484
I'm at 1111 Osceola Street,
1370
01:09:15,526 --> 01:09:18,529
there's a party and I just
heard gunshots, hurry, please.
1371
01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:20,239
Stay calm, sir, help is on--
1372
01:09:26,912 --> 01:09:27,746
No.
1373
01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:30,374
Yeah, I'm dead.
1374
01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:34,086
Leo, I'm so sorry I got
you involved in this.
1375
01:09:34,128 --> 01:09:35,421
- Vince is crazy.
- I found that out.
1376
01:09:35,462 --> 01:09:37,381
Will you guys shut the hell up?
1377
01:09:37,423 --> 01:09:40,885
We outnumber them 100 to one, right, Jack?
1378
01:09:42,094 --> 01:09:44,096
Come on, come on, bro.
1379
01:09:44,138 --> 01:09:45,890
Wake up, wake up.
1380
01:09:45,931 --> 01:09:47,933
Don't black out right now, man.
1381
01:09:49,643 --> 01:09:51,854
They're en route.
1382
01:09:51,896 --> 01:09:53,606
Jack, what's that?
1383
01:09:53,647 --> 01:09:55,399
He's probably just having
a bad dream or something,
1384
01:09:55,441 --> 01:09:57,109
- he'll be fine.
- Three squad cars,
1385
01:09:57,151 --> 01:09:59,570
eight blocks out, Paddy
wagon not far behind.
1386
01:09:59,612 --> 01:10:01,614
ETA three minutes, maybe less.
1387
01:10:02,489 --> 01:10:04,200
Okay, what the hell was that?
1388
01:10:04,241 --> 01:10:05,701
That's his sixth sense kicking in.
1389
01:10:05,743 --> 01:10:07,578
Somebody called the cops,
now we really gotta go.
1390
01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:09,079
Come on, man, get your drunk ass up.
1391
01:10:09,121 --> 01:10:11,624
Hey, hey, hey, it's only a
couple blocks to my house.
1392
01:10:11,665 --> 01:10:12,917
We make it there and we're good.
1393
01:10:12,958 --> 01:10:14,084
In your boot?
1394
01:10:15,127 --> 01:10:16,295
- Yeah, yeah.
- You can make that?
1395
01:10:16,337 --> 01:10:18,088
Yeah, I'll try.
1396
01:10:18,130 --> 01:10:19,798
Get your bitch ass up.
1397
01:10:24,803 --> 01:10:27,473
We stay down here till the
chaos upstairs sorts itself out.
1398
01:10:27,514 --> 01:10:29,808
I'm sure we'll be able to slip away.
1399
01:10:29,850 --> 01:10:32,645
You know kids go crazy
when they see 12 pull up.
1400
01:10:32,686 --> 01:10:34,313
They've arrived.
1401
01:10:38,317 --> 01:10:41,278
Sean, you sure that we're
gonna be safe down here?
1402
01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:42,780
Open the door, you idiots,
1403
01:10:42,821 --> 01:10:45,241
there's 100 of us here, we
need to get through the back!
1404
01:10:45,282 --> 01:10:46,325
Well shit!
1405
01:10:46,367 --> 01:10:47,451
Open the door!
1406
01:10:49,119 --> 01:10:52,915
Open up, Grecco, 5-0's inside
turning the place over,
1407
01:10:52,957 --> 01:10:54,500
so I know you're fucked!
1408
01:10:54,541 --> 01:10:56,001
What the hell do we do?
1409
01:10:56,043 --> 01:10:59,004
I don't know about y'all,
I'm going out fighting.
1410
01:10:59,046 --> 01:11:01,840
We're gonna need the bull.
Come on, buddy, come on!
1411
01:11:01,882 --> 01:11:03,300
Wake up man, wake up, Jack!
1412
01:11:05,219 --> 01:11:07,346
Grecco!
1413
01:11:12,226 --> 01:11:14,186
Go!
1414
01:11:25,197 --> 01:11:26,657
Go!
1415
01:11:33,163 --> 01:11:34,707
- Bitch!
- Wait, hold up!
1416
01:11:37,042 --> 01:11:38,669
- The bull is back, baby.
- Get that bitch!
1417
01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:40,212
Get over here, pussy!
1418
01:11:40,254 --> 01:11:41,338
Uh!
1419
01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:43,966
Let's go, come on, run!
1420
01:11:44,883 --> 01:11:46,552
Go, go, go, go, go!
1421
01:11:48,178 --> 01:11:49,805
Oh, Jesus, fuck!
1422
01:11:49,847 --> 01:11:52,349
Wait, wait, wait, take that off.
1423
01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:53,642
Gimme the boot! Fuck!
1424
01:11:53,684 --> 01:11:55,185
- Upstairs?
- Upstairs, it's the only way.
1425
01:11:55,227 --> 01:11:56,520
A drinking ticket, way better than an a--
1426
01:11:56,562 --> 01:11:58,897
Okay, just fucking go, just go!
1427
01:11:58,939 --> 01:12:00,899
Hey, open the damn door!
1428
01:12:00,941 --> 01:12:02,359
- Shit!
- Pizzo!
1429
01:12:02,401 --> 01:12:03,819
Holy shit, dude!
1430
01:12:03,861 --> 01:12:07,239
This is the craziest
party I've ever been to!
1431
01:12:07,281 --> 01:12:09,366
Leo!
1432
01:12:12,703 --> 01:12:14,204
- Go, go, go!
- Go!
1433
01:12:17,374 --> 01:12:19,668
Don't fucking run from me, bitch.
1434
01:12:22,588 --> 01:12:24,423
Move it, folks!
1435
01:12:30,429 --> 01:12:31,680
Uh!
1436
01:12:35,392 --> 01:12:37,728
Let's go, let's go.
1437
01:12:39,104 --> 01:12:41,565
Get over there, get over there!
1438
01:12:41,607 --> 01:12:42,858
Just get over there!
1439
01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:45,361
Taser, taser, taser!
1440
01:12:58,332 --> 01:13:01,418
- Stop right there!
- I'm sober, I'm sober.
1441
01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:05,422
- Come on, come on, come on!
- We got a bogey on the roof.
1442
01:13:05,464 --> 01:13:07,424
Out of the way, out of the way!
1443
01:13:07,466 --> 01:13:08,384
Uh!
1444
01:13:08,425 --> 01:13:10,302
It wasn't me, I'm sorry!
1445
01:13:12,137 --> 01:13:13,722
Go, go, go!
1446
01:13:17,184 --> 01:13:20,270
Stop where you are, freeze!
1447
01:13:20,312 --> 01:13:21,647
- I gotta think.
- Come on!
1448
01:13:21,688 --> 01:13:24,775
Go through the neighborhood.
Jump over this fence!
1449
01:13:24,817 --> 01:13:27,069
Come on, come on, hurry up, hurry up!
1450
01:13:27,111 --> 01:13:29,071
Don't let them get away!
1451
01:13:29,113 --> 01:13:30,614
Leo, help me, help me.
1452
01:13:30,656 --> 01:13:31,990
Come on.
1453
01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:36,328
They're coming!
1454
01:13:42,376 --> 01:13:43,961
Uh!
1455
01:13:50,050 --> 01:13:52,928
- It's a fucking 4-foot pool!
- I know.
1456
01:13:52,970 --> 01:13:54,972
Ah!
1457
01:13:55,013 --> 01:13:56,515
What the fuck!?
1458
01:14:01,979 --> 01:14:04,189
That's right, that's, that's, uh...
1459
01:14:04,231 --> 01:14:06,692
Hey, guys, if we go this way to Ryan's,
1460
01:14:06,733 --> 01:14:08,360
then I think that we're
gonna go in the stupidest--
1461
01:14:10,737 --> 01:14:11,947
- Guys!
- Jack!
1462
01:14:14,533 --> 01:14:16,201
Get you up, you're okay, you're okay.
1463
01:14:16,243 --> 01:14:18,120
All right, 911, let's go, hospital.
1464
01:14:18,162 --> 01:14:19,371
- No, no!
- Hospital.
1465
01:14:19,413 --> 01:14:21,999
Leo?
1466
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:24,877
Abandon ship, abandon ship.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
1467
01:14:28,922 --> 01:14:30,174
Let's go,
1468
01:14:30,215 --> 01:14:32,342
let's go, let's go!
1469
01:14:43,854 --> 01:14:45,063
Wait, Riggs.
1470
01:14:45,105 --> 01:14:48,233
Wow, I heard of a surprise party,
1471
01:14:48,275 --> 01:14:50,736
but this is a whole different level.
1472
01:14:50,777 --> 01:14:52,029
Nice work, Nozak.
1473
01:14:53,238 --> 01:14:54,698
What the hell's going on here, Lukey?
1474
01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:57,743
Mr. Riggs, my savior, oh,
can you please help us?
1475
01:14:58,952 --> 01:15:00,037
I said don't run.
1476
01:15:00,078 --> 01:15:01,497
Wrecking Crew!
1477
01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:05,584
Riggs, go, go!
1478
01:15:06,752 --> 01:15:07,711
We'll fuck you up!
1479
01:15:07,753 --> 01:15:09,421
Kick him in the fucking face!
1480
01:15:11,423 --> 01:15:13,217
Come on, man, let's get
your drunk ass home.
1481
01:15:13,258 --> 01:15:14,927
Come on, guys, come on, come on, come on.
1482
01:15:14,968 --> 01:15:17,554
My house is only a couple of blocks away.
1483
01:15:25,103 --> 01:15:25,896
Bitch!
1484
01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:27,606
Hey, come on.
1485
01:15:27,648 --> 01:15:31,944
We gotta go!
1486
01:15:31,985 --> 01:15:33,403
- This is my house right here.
- Okay.
1487
01:15:33,445 --> 01:15:36,031
- We, we should go in now.
- Yeah.
1488
01:15:36,073 --> 01:15:36,949
Wait, Ryan.
1489
01:15:39,117 --> 01:15:41,745
Vince, he's probably
going to expect us here
1490
01:15:41,787 --> 01:15:43,622
and he's coming for
me, not you, all right,
1491
01:15:43,664 --> 01:15:46,625
so you should wait here
with Caitlyn, okay?
1492
01:15:46,667 --> 01:15:48,252
- Leo, I don't--
- No, it's, it will be fine.
1493
01:15:48,293 --> 01:15:49,920
Okay, just trust me on this.
1494
01:15:49,962 --> 01:15:51,588
Yeah, you're slowing us down
1495
01:15:51,630 --> 01:15:53,423
with that busted ass wheel you got.
1496
01:15:54,341 --> 01:15:55,968
Yeah, he's got a point.
1497
01:15:56,009 --> 01:15:57,594
Look, we'll just go up to the school,
1498
01:15:57,636 --> 01:15:58,887
that's like right up the block, all right,
1499
01:15:58,929 --> 01:16:01,765
we'll lay low there, I
promise, we'll be fine.
1500
01:16:01,807 --> 01:16:04,226
It'll be fine, all right,
just, just stay here.
1501
01:16:25,372 --> 01:16:26,832
Yeah.
1502
01:16:26,873 --> 01:16:28,000
Yeah.
1503
01:16:28,041 --> 01:16:29,293
See you around.
1504
01:16:52,691 --> 01:16:54,776
What? We might die tonight, all right?
1505
01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:58,989
That's my boy, that's my fucking boy.
1506
01:16:59,031 --> 01:17:00,032
I love how the guy with a girlfriend
1507
01:17:00,073 --> 01:17:00,741
got me least amount of action tonight.
1508
01:17:00,741 --> 01:17:03,160
Jack, are you sure you don't
need to go to hospital?
1509
01:17:03,201 --> 01:17:04,119
Uh!
1510
01:17:05,579 --> 01:17:07,789
Uh, uh, uh!
1511
01:17:09,583 --> 01:17:11,877
You know something, Grecco?
1512
01:17:11,918 --> 01:17:12,711
You did this.
1513
01:17:14,254 --> 01:17:15,547
This is all on you.
1514
01:17:15,589 --> 01:17:17,049
Uh!
1515
01:17:17,090 --> 01:17:18,717
Get the fuck on your knees!
1516
01:17:20,427 --> 01:17:22,346
Take a look at your buddies.
1517
01:17:24,389 --> 01:17:26,016
I said look at them.
1518
01:17:30,228 --> 01:17:31,730
Fuck you, Vince!
1519
01:17:31,772 --> 01:17:32,856
Uh!
1520
01:17:32,898 --> 01:17:34,566
Shut up, you fat bitch!
1521
01:17:36,735 --> 01:17:38,236
Uh!
1522
01:17:38,278 --> 01:17:39,196
Yo, chill, man!
1523
01:17:39,237 --> 01:17:40,030
Uh!
1524
01:17:40,072 --> 01:17:41,198
Shut the fuck up.
1525
01:17:42,282 --> 01:17:43,825
You know, Vince.
1526
01:17:47,245 --> 01:17:49,748
One day you're gonna be a gentleman
1527
01:17:49,790 --> 01:17:52,250
and you won't be so alone.
1528
01:17:52,292 --> 01:17:53,877
Uh!
1529
01:17:53,919 --> 01:17:55,754
I am a gentleman, Grecco.
1530
01:17:55,796 --> 01:17:59,174
I'm quite offended that
you don't think so.
1531
01:17:59,216 --> 01:18:02,594
This is about you having a sick crush,
1532
01:18:02,636 --> 01:18:05,847
a fucking perverted fetish.
1533
01:18:05,889 --> 01:18:07,891
Vince, Vince,
Vince, Vince, Vince,
1534
01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:09,935
I didn't even know you
were dating Ryan, okay?
1535
01:18:09,976 --> 01:18:12,104
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1536
01:18:12,145 --> 01:18:14,856
Ryan? That prude was just
the icing on the cake.
1537
01:18:15,982 --> 01:18:18,068
This is so much bigger than her.
1538
01:18:26,618 --> 01:18:27,953
Uh!
1539
01:18:30,956 --> 01:18:33,125
Whoo!
1540
01:18:33,166 --> 01:18:36,461
We got a merger on our hands, boys
1541
01:18:36,503 --> 01:18:38,088
and this is just a taste.
1542
01:18:39,631 --> 01:18:42,467
With all my heart, I promise,
starting from the day we merge
1543
01:18:42,509 --> 01:18:44,386
until the day we graduate, I,
1544
01:18:44,428 --> 01:18:45,637
Uh!
1545
01:18:45,679 --> 01:18:48,056
Will put you through a whirlwind of hell,
1546
01:18:48,098 --> 01:18:52,227
every fucking day.
1547
01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:53,645
You hear that, Grecco?
1548
01:18:55,021 --> 01:18:58,150
I'm gonna find you when
you're all alone one night,
1549
01:18:58,191 --> 01:19:00,736
you remember that, you fucking rat.
1550
01:19:01,987 --> 01:19:04,823
Evan, what did Grecco call himself again?
1551
01:19:04,865 --> 01:19:05,824
Stallion.
1552
01:19:12,622 --> 01:19:13,331
Please, please, please.
1553
01:19:13,373 --> 01:19:14,833
Uh!
1554
01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:17,294
Come on, stallion.
1555
01:19:17,335 --> 01:19:19,171
Uh!
1556
01:19:19,212 --> 01:19:22,257
Every fucking day!
1557
01:19:24,384 --> 01:19:27,012
I'd lower that fist of yours, boy.
1558
01:19:29,055 --> 01:19:30,307
My dad's PD.
1559
01:19:31,683 --> 01:19:33,518
You're screwed, old man.
1560
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:34,936
Yeah?
1561
01:19:34,978 --> 01:19:37,773
So's every other guy in this neighborhood,
1562
01:19:37,814 --> 01:19:39,691
join the club, son.
1563
01:19:39,733 --> 01:19:42,986
Let me guess, his daddy's a fireman?
1564
01:19:43,028 --> 01:19:45,197
I'll give you three seconds to walk away
1565
01:19:45,238 --> 01:19:47,365
or you're gonna be on the
ground next to stallion here,
1566
01:19:47,407 --> 01:19:49,159
you old son of a bitch.
1567
01:19:50,744 --> 01:19:51,661
One,
1568
01:19:52,537 --> 01:19:53,330
two.
1569
01:19:53,371 --> 01:19:54,790
Uh!
1570
01:19:55,749 --> 01:19:56,792
Uh!
1571
01:20:04,090 --> 01:20:06,009
I got eyes on the suspects.
1572
01:20:06,051 --> 01:20:09,971
Dead end alley, on the south side.
1573
01:20:10,013 --> 01:20:11,848
Osceola Avenue.
1574
01:20:11,890 --> 01:20:13,391
10-4.
1575
01:20:13,433 --> 01:20:14,976
Wait, who is this?
1576
01:20:33,078 --> 01:20:35,997
You got a 30 second head start, go.
1577
01:20:37,082 --> 01:20:37,999
Why?
1578
01:20:38,041 --> 01:20:39,876
'Cause you kids look pathetic.
1579
01:20:39,918 --> 01:20:43,380
I'd say we're even for
last night's prank, huh?
1580
01:20:43,421 --> 01:20:46,842
Besides, these punks have been
making it personal for years,
1581
01:20:46,883 --> 01:20:48,593
so you boys are in luck tonight,
1582
01:20:48,635 --> 01:20:52,430
'cause the enemy of my enemy
1583
01:20:53,557 --> 01:20:54,391
is my friend.
1584
01:21:39,185 --> 01:21:41,271
I'm getting expelled come Monday, boys,
1585
01:21:41,313 --> 01:21:44,441
so letting me drink alone
just isn't an option.
1586
01:21:54,492 --> 01:21:56,119
It'll be all right, Jackie.
1587
01:21:57,871 --> 01:21:59,998
OLC couldn't handle you anyways.
1588
01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:02,667
And besides, I need you to introduce me
1589
01:22:02,709 --> 01:22:05,587
to the new girls at your new school, man.
1590
01:22:05,629 --> 01:22:07,464
Since I'm a single man now.
1591
01:22:08,506 --> 01:22:09,090
Chin up, bud.
1592
01:22:09,257 --> 01:22:11,509
I'm sure you and Jess will be
back together in a week,
1593
01:22:11,551 --> 01:22:13,678
when this all blows over,
1594
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:16,681
and the dust settles from my funeral.
1595
01:22:16,723 --> 01:22:19,976
Keep in mind, this is
just your first expulsion.
1596
01:22:20,018 --> 01:22:21,853
When all this is said and done,
1597
01:22:21,895 --> 01:22:24,522
like I'm sure there's bound
to be a couple more of them.
1598
01:22:24,564 --> 01:22:27,275
Man, at least your fate's sealed.
1599
01:22:27,317 --> 01:22:30,987
I have no clue what I'm
gonna do about Jess.
1600
01:22:32,405 --> 01:22:35,659
Well, to be completely real with you, bro,
1601
01:22:36,910 --> 01:22:39,537
I think she's a bitch, constantly negs you
1602
01:22:39,579 --> 01:22:41,498
and fat shames me at every chance.
1603
01:22:41,539 --> 01:22:43,625
I think you should
never talk to her again.
1604
01:22:43,667 --> 01:22:46,503
I think she's kind
of turned you into a simp.
1605
01:22:49,172 --> 01:22:51,716
My first girlfriend, my first kiss.
1606
01:22:55,512 --> 01:22:57,722
I feel like, like I should
wanna be with her, right?
1607
01:22:57,764 --> 01:23:00,392
I feel like I should wanna
lose my virginity to her.
1608
01:23:00,433 --> 01:23:02,018
Okay, Sean,
1609
01:23:02,060 --> 01:23:05,021
the first one should always
be 100% certain though, okay?
1610
01:23:05,063 --> 01:23:06,231
Sounds like you're not.
1611
01:23:06,272 --> 01:23:08,316
I doubt you're gonna look back and say,
1612
01:23:08,358 --> 01:23:10,068
"I wish I hadn't spent so much time
1613
01:23:10,110 --> 01:23:11,736
fucking around with my best friends
1614
01:23:11,778 --> 01:23:14,864
and dedicated more time to
my high school girlfriend."
1615
01:23:14,906 --> 01:23:17,200
Hm, amen.
1616
01:23:17,242 --> 01:23:19,369
I don't know if it's the alcohol talking
1617
01:23:20,745 --> 01:23:23,707
or the blood loss, but
you're making a lot of sense.
1618
01:23:27,293 --> 01:23:29,337
Guys, I know you think I'm nuts,
1619
01:23:29,379 --> 01:23:32,007
but I'm gonna tell Ms.
Kerpial how I feel.
1620
01:23:32,048 --> 01:23:33,758
I say tell Ms.
Kerpial everything
1621
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:35,885
and best case scenario,
1622
01:23:35,927 --> 01:23:38,221
you and me enroll in
a new school together,
1623
01:23:38,263 --> 01:23:41,516
when you get tossed for trying
to bang a fucking teacher.
1624
01:23:41,558 --> 01:23:43,184
I mean, that wouldn't happen
1625
01:23:43,226 --> 01:23:45,437
till the third or fourth
date, but you know.
1626
01:23:45,478 --> 01:23:46,521
Be one 100 with me,
1627
01:23:48,982 --> 01:23:50,400
why not Ryan?
1628
01:23:50,442 --> 01:23:54,946
It's this teacher, man,
she's ruined me completely.
1629
01:23:55,780 --> 01:23:57,073
I put her on this pedestal
1630
01:23:59,325 --> 01:24:00,452
and it's just like,
1631
01:24:02,328 --> 01:24:05,206
I know it sounds stupid, I know,
1632
01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:09,544
'cause Ryan is clearly
a great girl, clearly,
1633
01:24:10,754 --> 01:24:12,255
but I just haven't seen
1634
01:24:12,297 --> 01:24:14,924
any of these high school girls that way.
1635
01:24:14,966 --> 01:24:16,426
Now how is she Ms. Kerpial?
1636
01:24:18,344 --> 01:24:21,639
I just wish I could go back
and do things differently.
1637
01:24:21,681 --> 01:24:23,391
I don't even wanna go home.
1638
01:24:24,476 --> 01:24:26,269
I just know everything's
gonna be different
1639
01:24:26,311 --> 01:24:28,271
in the morning, you know?
1640
01:24:30,523 --> 01:24:31,399
Yeah, man.
1641
01:24:32,817 --> 01:24:34,778
I'm sorry I brought the
wrath of the Wrecking Crew
1642
01:24:34,819 --> 01:24:36,613
on us last night.
1643
01:24:36,654 --> 01:24:38,323
Thank you guys for being there.
1644
01:24:39,365 --> 01:24:40,575
What?
1645
01:24:40,617 --> 01:24:41,993
I didn't wanna face those guys by myself.
1646
01:24:42,035 --> 01:24:45,955
Don't even bring that up.
1647
01:24:45,997 --> 01:24:49,751
You know we always gonna have your back.
1648
01:24:49,793 --> 01:24:51,002
I love you, bro.
1649
01:24:51,044 --> 01:24:53,129
Love you guys.
1650
01:24:53,171 --> 01:24:54,130
Let's go.
1651
01:25:17,070 --> 01:25:18,446
Jesus Christ.
1652
01:25:18,488 --> 01:25:20,532
What the hell, Coach?
1653
01:25:20,573 --> 01:25:21,699
You been there the whole time?
1654
01:25:22,992 --> 01:25:24,702
I know I just spent the
last few years saying
1655
01:25:24,744 --> 01:25:27,163
you're all a bunch of soft-serve pansies,
1656
01:25:28,540 --> 01:25:31,000
but I just sat here and
listened to the whole damn thing
1657
01:25:31,042 --> 01:25:33,503
and not once did you discuss running away.
1658
01:25:33,545 --> 01:25:37,215
Don't get me wrong,
you're completely fucked,
1659
01:25:37,257 --> 01:25:40,218
but you're ready to deal
with your problems head on.
1660
01:25:41,553 --> 01:25:45,390
That takes balls and
character. Proud of you men.
1661
01:25:46,266 --> 01:25:48,351
But what the hell do I know?
1662
01:25:48,393 --> 01:25:50,353
My wife and kid just changed the locks
1663
01:25:50,395 --> 01:25:53,189
and I fought off a raccoon
for a half a cheeseburger.
1664
01:25:55,441 --> 01:25:56,693
Scram, all right.
1665
01:25:56,734 --> 01:25:58,528
You're depressing the shit outta me.
1666
01:26:10,123 --> 01:26:11,916
See you guys Monday?
1667
01:26:12,917 --> 01:26:14,419
See you Monday, bro.
1668
01:26:16,254 --> 01:26:17,589
See you Monday, man.
1669
01:26:59,339 --> 01:27:02,467
So do you have
anything to say for yourself?
1670
01:27:05,136 --> 01:27:07,055
Jesus, what the hell happened to you?
1671
01:27:07,096 --> 01:27:10,808
What do you think happened?
I got jumped by like 50 guys.
1672
01:27:12,185 --> 01:27:14,646
And who told you that
was gonna happen, huh?
1673
01:27:16,022 --> 01:27:18,233
Do you know how frustrating it is
1674
01:27:18,274 --> 01:27:19,651
to see the person that you care about
1675
01:27:19,692 --> 01:27:21,986
throw themselves in harm's
way again and again?
1676
01:27:22,028 --> 01:27:23,780
But I didn't have a choice.
1677
01:27:23,821 --> 01:27:26,950
But you did, you did have a choice
1678
01:27:26,991 --> 01:27:28,326
and it's me or them.
1679
01:27:30,328 --> 01:27:32,580
I have been feeling a bit selfish,
1680
01:27:32,622 --> 01:27:34,916
but I feel like we both have.
1681
01:27:34,958 --> 01:27:36,793
We both know exactly what we want,
1682
01:27:36,834 --> 01:27:38,670
but we don't want the same thing.
1683
01:27:39,879 --> 01:27:42,799
I don't know if I can keep doing this.
1684
01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:44,968
And I feel like we
shouldn't force each other
1685
01:27:45,009 --> 01:27:46,261
on certain things.
1686
01:27:47,553 --> 01:27:49,931
We're just in high school.
1687
01:27:49,973 --> 01:27:52,642
I'm sorry, how are we both being selfish?
1688
01:27:52,684 --> 01:27:55,144
What have I done to be selfish?
1689
01:27:55,186 --> 01:27:57,605
Ask you to make time for me?
1690
01:27:57,647 --> 01:28:01,192
Worry about you, warn
you about a new school?
1691
01:28:01,234 --> 01:28:03,027
God, make sweaters for us, love you?
1692
01:28:04,195 --> 01:28:05,321
I love you, Jess.
1693
01:28:08,241 --> 01:28:11,119
I'm the one who texted you
that we needed to talk!
1694
01:28:11,160 --> 01:28:14,372
I'm the one that was left
alone in the car, embarrassed!
1695
01:28:14,414 --> 01:28:16,291
I'm the one out of your league
1696
01:28:16,332 --> 01:28:18,710
and after everything that
I've been through for you,
1697
01:28:18,751 --> 01:28:21,713
you have the audacity to break up with me.
1698
01:28:21,754 --> 01:28:23,298
Take that pathetic breakup
1699
01:28:23,339 --> 01:28:25,550
and shove it up your own ass, you prude.
1700
01:28:29,721 --> 01:28:31,514
Sorry it had to end like this.
1701
01:28:31,556 --> 01:28:33,641
Have fun with that merger,
1702
01:28:33,683 --> 01:28:35,727
I'm sure the endless amount
of beatings you're gonna get
1703
01:28:35,768 --> 01:28:37,228
will only be a fraction of what you--
1704
01:28:41,441 --> 01:28:43,735
Got it, mutual breakup.
1705
01:28:53,036 --> 01:28:57,415
I gotta say, you always
seem to surprise me, Nozak.
1706
01:28:57,665 --> 01:29:00,084
I mean, I knew this day
would eventually come,
1707
01:29:00,126 --> 01:29:02,754
I'll be honest, but even
I gave you enough credit
1708
01:29:02,795 --> 01:29:04,881
not to think it would
be three whole damn days
1709
01:29:04,922 --> 01:29:06,382
since I last saw you.
1710
01:29:06,424 --> 01:29:07,925
Do you know how many phone
calls I got about you
1711
01:29:07,967 --> 01:29:09,510
over the weekend alone?
1712
01:29:09,552 --> 01:29:12,347
I have got an entire group
of boys ready to roll on you.
1713
01:29:12,388 --> 01:29:15,558
It's pretty sad you're so
willing to listen to rumors.
1714
01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:16,267
Rumors?
1715
01:29:16,309 --> 01:29:18,853
I'm an innocent man, and I
look forward to my chance
1716
01:29:18,895 --> 01:29:20,396
to meet with the school board.
1717
01:29:26,235 --> 01:29:29,072
You're not meeting with
the school board, son.
1718
01:29:30,448 --> 01:29:34,410
No, Nozak, man, I gotta
give it to you, I really do.
1719
01:29:34,994 --> 01:29:38,539
I like it though, you're
fighting to the very end.
1720
01:29:38,581 --> 01:29:41,876
It's admirable, but it's
not gonna work this time.
1721
01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:44,379
You know how hard it is
1722
01:29:44,420 --> 01:29:46,923
to get someone expelled from this school?
1723
01:29:46,964 --> 01:29:49,217
But you keep outdoing yourself.
1724
01:29:50,176 --> 01:29:52,136
You really do.
1725
01:29:52,178 --> 01:29:57,266
See, OLC isn't gonna do anything
to jeopardize this merger
1726
01:29:58,184 --> 01:30:01,479
and you, you are a problem child.
1727
01:30:01,521 --> 01:30:05,316
You managed to get into not
only one, but two fights
1728
01:30:05,358 --> 01:30:07,610
with St. Matt's the
week before the merger!
1729
01:30:07,652 --> 01:30:11,823
I mean, even for you, that
is impressively stupid, oh!
1730
01:30:11,864 --> 01:30:13,991
But hey, what do I know?
1731
01:30:14,033 --> 01:30:17,412
We're talking about Mr. Nozak.
1732
01:30:19,122 --> 01:30:22,458
So, what else you got for me, Nozak, huh?
1733
01:30:22,500 --> 01:30:23,835
'Cause it's over for you.
1734
01:30:28,047 --> 01:30:30,633
Dean Whitman, are you in charge here?
1735
01:30:30,675 --> 01:30:32,802
I am, but I-I haven't called anyone,
1736
01:30:32,844 --> 01:30:35,847
there's no need for criminal charges yet.
1737
01:30:35,888 --> 01:30:37,306
A parent called us, sir,
1738
01:30:37,348 --> 01:30:39,267
I'm afraid we've got a pretty
serious situation here.
1739
01:30:39,308 --> 01:30:41,853
I need you to drop
everything, come with us.
1740
01:30:41,894 --> 01:30:43,146
Damn, Nozak,
1741
01:30:43,187 --> 01:30:44,814
what the hell did you do now?
1742
01:30:46,065 --> 01:30:48,484
This is in regard to a teacher, sir,
1743
01:30:48,526 --> 01:30:51,320
I need you to take us to
their classroom immediately.
1744
01:30:51,362 --> 01:30:54,323
There's been some accusations.
1745
01:31:01,205 --> 01:31:04,500
Stay right here, son, don't move.
1746
01:31:04,542 --> 01:31:06,544
Let's go, gentlemen.
1747
01:31:22,518 --> 01:31:23,478
Leonardo, it's Monday,
1748
01:31:23,519 --> 01:31:25,396
you know we don't have tutoring.
1749
01:31:25,438 --> 01:31:26,898
Yeah, yeah, I know.
1750
01:31:29,609 --> 01:31:31,819
Oh, my God, Leo, what happened?
1751
01:31:32,904 --> 01:31:34,363
I'm fine, this is nothing.
1752
01:31:34,405 --> 01:31:37,533
That's definitely not
nothing. Do your parents know?
1753
01:31:37,575 --> 01:31:39,160
Do we need to go to someone?
1754
01:31:39,202 --> 01:31:41,662
No, actually, there is no one
else that I need to talk to
1755
01:31:41,704 --> 01:31:43,498
more than you right now.
1756
01:31:43,539 --> 01:31:44,707
Okay.
1757
01:31:44,749 --> 01:31:46,209
What's going on?
1758
01:31:46,250 --> 01:31:48,878
You know, you can tell me
anything, you can trust me.
1759
01:31:49,629 --> 01:31:50,671
Okay.
1760
01:31:51,756 --> 01:31:54,258
That being said then, here goes nothing.
1761
01:31:56,093 --> 01:32:00,223
I just feel like an idiot, um,
1762
01:32:01,432 --> 01:32:03,518
this place can be so hard sometimes
1763
01:32:03,559 --> 01:32:07,563
and guys can really get in your head.
1764
01:32:07,605 --> 01:32:09,524
What I'm trying to say is um,
1765
01:32:11,484 --> 01:32:13,569
I can feel like this
thunderstorm inside of me
1766
01:32:13,611 --> 01:32:14,904
like whenever I see you.
1767
01:32:14,946 --> 01:32:16,948
Leonardo, what are you trying to say?
1768
01:32:16,989 --> 01:32:19,951
What I'm trying to say is
that I'm head over heels,
1769
01:32:19,992 --> 01:32:21,077
moonstruck for you.
1770
01:32:23,329 --> 01:32:24,247
Don't.
1771
01:32:25,289 --> 01:32:26,749
I just had to tell you.
1772
01:32:28,251 --> 01:32:29,919
I'll transfer to
Spanish and I, you know,
1773
01:32:29,961 --> 01:32:32,088
you can tell the school
board if you have to,
1774
01:32:32,129 --> 01:32:35,633
but um, I can't keep torturing myself.
1775
01:32:37,593 --> 01:32:41,430
So um, I guess this is goodbye, all right.
1776
01:32:43,849 --> 01:32:47,144
Leonardo.
1777
01:32:49,105 --> 01:32:49,939
Yeah.
1778
01:33:01,826 --> 01:33:06,497
You can't say things like that out loud.
1779
01:33:10,334 --> 01:33:12,128
Emily Kerpial, you're under arrest
1780
01:33:12,169 --> 01:33:14,672
for engaging in sexual
activity with a minor.
1781
01:33:14,714 --> 01:33:17,508
No, no, no, I, okay, I-I
came in here, she's innocent,
1782
01:33:17,550 --> 01:33:19,594
- I just walked in.
- Are you Vince Morelli?
1783
01:33:23,723 --> 01:33:24,974
No.
1784
01:33:25,016 --> 01:33:26,517
Well, this doesn't concern you, son.
1785
01:33:26,559 --> 01:33:29,020
Please put your hands
behind your back, ma'am.
1786
01:33:29,895 --> 01:33:31,314
Vince, are you kidding me?
1787
01:33:32,815 --> 01:33:35,151
No, you gotta be kidding,
you're handcuffing a teacher?
1788
01:33:35,192 --> 01:33:36,444
- No, are you serious?
- Control your student.
1789
01:33:36,485 --> 01:33:38,195
You're gonna let this
happen in your school?
1790
01:33:38,237 --> 01:33:39,864
- Just get outta here.
- Let's go.
1791
01:33:39,905 --> 01:33:42,325
You just have to say that
1792
01:33:42,366 --> 01:33:44,368
Wait, Ms. Kerpial.
1793
01:33:44,410 --> 01:33:46,996
You'll be mine
1794
01:34:04,180 --> 01:34:09,185
Still I would do it all again
1795
01:34:10,269 --> 01:34:13,189
I can hold you if you cry tonight
1796
01:34:13,230 --> 01:34:17,360
And I would do it all again
1797
01:34:17,401 --> 01:34:18,694
Wait, Ms. Kerpial!
1798
01:34:18,736 --> 01:34:20,237
Holy shit, what's going on?
1799
01:34:20,279 --> 01:34:23,199
It turns out Kerpial's been
sleeping with Vince all year.
1800
01:34:23,240 --> 01:34:25,868
I guess he turned her in
to reduce his sentence.
1801
01:34:25,910 --> 01:34:28,079
Now he's being shipped
cross country to juvie?
1802
01:34:28,120 --> 01:34:29,413
- No, she wouldn't do that.
- Why would she do that?
1803
01:34:34,585 --> 01:34:35,419
Signora!
1804
01:34:36,462 --> 01:34:37,713
Signora!
1805
01:35:28,681 --> 01:35:30,808
Did I ever have a chance?
1806
01:35:50,995 --> 01:35:52,747
What the hell's going on?
1807
01:35:52,788 --> 01:35:54,915
Kerpial's been hooking up with Vince.
1808
01:35:54,957 --> 01:35:56,333
He ratted her out.
1809
01:35:58,377 --> 01:36:00,337
So wait, wait, so you're saying
1810
01:36:00,379 --> 01:36:02,131
Leo actually had a chance with her?
1811
01:36:03,549 --> 01:36:05,009
Poor kid.
1812
01:36:05,050 --> 01:36:07,011
Let's go, guys, let's go,
let's go, inside, inside.
1813
01:36:07,052 --> 01:36:08,679
Let's go, gentlemen, move, move.
1814
01:36:11,515 --> 01:36:13,350
Let's go, let's go,
inside, inside, inside.
1815
01:36:13,392 --> 01:36:15,478
I don't know what I'm gonna
tell the school board.
1816
01:36:15,519 --> 01:36:16,854
Huh? I don't know.
1817
01:36:16,896 --> 01:36:18,939
No, I understand, yeah, all right.
1818
01:36:18,981 --> 01:36:20,608
Hey, don't touch me, Nozak.
1819
01:36:20,649 --> 01:36:22,318
What's wrong with you, man?
1820
01:36:22,359 --> 01:36:24,695
Dean Whitman, so what's this mean for me?
1821
01:36:24,737 --> 01:36:26,822
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
1822
01:36:26,864 --> 01:36:30,201
Open your eyes, are you
blind? Look around you.
1823
01:36:30,242 --> 01:36:32,328
We'll be lucky if this
merger even happens now,
1824
01:36:32,369 --> 01:36:34,622
but for you, it means
Saturday morning JUGs
1825
01:36:34,663 --> 01:36:37,041
until you graduate, you understand?
1826
01:36:37,082 --> 01:36:40,169
'Cause if you don't, I'll find
another reason to expel you.
1827
01:36:40,211 --> 01:36:41,545
Okay, Nozak?
1828
01:36:41,587 --> 01:36:43,714
Great day to be a Owl, son,
1829
01:36:43,756 --> 01:36:44,965
great day.
1830
01:36:45,007 --> 01:36:47,343
Hey, all right, get everybody in the back.
1831
01:37:07,112 --> 01:37:08,364
I'm free.
1832
01:37:10,407 --> 01:37:11,242
Me too.
1833
01:37:12,868 --> 01:37:13,702
Me three.
1834
01:37:16,413 --> 01:37:18,415
You know, I'm actually really excited
1835
01:37:18,457 --> 01:37:20,000
to try things with Ryan,
1836
01:37:20,042 --> 01:37:22,378
I think we really have
a connect--, oh, shoot!
1837
01:37:24,088 --> 01:37:26,674
You're the one
who ran me over on the bike?
1838
01:37:26,715 --> 01:37:27,925
What the fuck, Leo?
1839
01:37:27,967 --> 01:37:29,552
You spent the whole weekend lying to me
1840
01:37:29,593 --> 01:37:31,262
and then you kissed me in the--
1841
01:37:35,391 --> 01:37:36,225
So...
1842
01:37:37,268 --> 01:37:38,686
Boys weekend?
1843
01:37:51,574 --> 01:37:54,410
Owls fly for life, bitch
1844
01:37:54,451 --> 01:37:55,411
For life, bitch
1845
01:37:55,452 --> 01:37:58,581
Owls fly for life, bitch
1846
01:37:59,498 --> 01:38:02,084
Owls fly for life, bitch
1847
01:38:02,126 --> 01:38:03,294
For life, bitch
1848
01:38:03,335 --> 01:38:06,422
Owls fly for life, bitch
1849
01:38:31,530 --> 01:38:33,407
Hey, you can never be too safe
1850
01:38:33,449 --> 01:38:34,909
in these trying times.
1851
01:38:34,950 --> 01:38:38,078
Listen, boys, we're owls for life.
1852
01:38:38,120 --> 01:38:40,789
Any of these kids from
St. Matt's come here
1853
01:38:40,831 --> 01:38:42,249
and start causing trouble,
1854
01:38:42,291 --> 01:38:44,793
they'll receive a
spanking from yours truly.
1855
01:38:44,835 --> 01:38:46,337
- Whoo!
- Whoo, come on!
1856
01:38:48,797 --> 01:38:50,466
Boys.
1857
01:38:52,134 --> 01:38:54,511
We're Owls for life.
1858
01:38:54,553 --> 01:38:57,431
Owls fly for life, bitch
1859
01:38:57,473 --> 01:38:58,474
For life, bitch
1860
01:38:58,515 --> 01:39:00,935
Owls fly for life, bitch
1861
01:39:02,519 --> 01:39:05,147
Owls fly for life, bitch
1862
01:39:05,189 --> 01:39:06,190
For life, bitch
1863
01:39:06,231 --> 01:39:08,817
Owls fly for life, bitch
1864
01:39:08,859 --> 01:39:10,653
Yeah, bitch, they fly
1865
01:39:10,694 --> 01:39:14,156
Owls fly for life, bitch
1866
01:39:14,281 --> 01:39:16,533
Owls fly for life, bitch
1867
01:39:16,575 --> 01:39:18,494
Yeah, bitch, they fly
1868
01:39:18,535 --> 01:39:20,871
Owls fly for life, bitch
1869
01:39:20,913 --> 01:39:22,498
For life, bitch
1870
01:39:35,427 --> 01:39:37,888
We're Owls for life.
1871
01:40:07,626 --> 01:40:12,715
Setting sun set a little slow for me
1872
01:40:18,929 --> 01:40:23,934
I'm not done ignoring all of my dreams
1873
01:40:30,274 --> 01:40:35,279
I've been sick since you've been talking
1874
01:40:36,613 --> 01:40:41,035
I've been sick since you were here with me
1875
01:40:41,076 --> 01:40:43,912
I don't want to do it
again with you with me
1876
01:40:43,954 --> 01:40:47,916
I don't even like you ooh ooh ooh
1877
01:40:52,171 --> 01:40:54,631
I don't want to do it
again with you with me
1878
01:40:54,673 --> 01:40:59,136
I don't even like you ooh ooh ooh
1879
01:41:03,640 --> 01:41:08,312
I wanna do it again with you, with me
1880
01:41:14,359 --> 01:41:19,406
I don't ever wanna feel you breathe
1881
01:41:29,625 --> 01:41:32,127
Ooh ooh ooh
1882
01:41:40,219 --> 01:41:43,138
Ooh ooh ooh
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