All language subtitles for The A-Team (1983) - S01E14 - A Nice Place to Visit (1080p x265 EDGE2020).eng

-I know how hard it is for you
guys to stay out of trouble.

-I don't start no trouble.

-I'm in town for a
friend's funeral.

-Friends of Ray's?

-Yeah, we were in Vietnam
together.

-No one's allowed to
go to that funeral.

-Is there any particular
reason?

-Because I say so.

-Burying detail--

fire, fire.

-Let go.

-They can take anything
they want from anyone.

I mean, who's going to
stand up to them?

-Hang on, brother.

-10 years ago, a crack commando
unit was sent to

prison by a military court for
a crime they didn't commit.

These men promptly escaped
from a maximum security

stockade to the Los Angeles
underground.

Today, still wanted by the
government, they survive as

soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem, if no one
else can help, and if you

can find them, maybe you
can hire The A-Team.

[theme music]

MURDOCK (OFFSCREEN): I'm telling
you, Hannibal, at that

last gas station, there was a
guy writing down our license

plate number.

HANNIBAL (OFFSCREEN):
Murdock, relax.

You're getting fidgety.

-This is Unit 24.

Just spotted suspect's
van going east.

Suspects have spotted
me-- am in pursuit.

-Attention all units-- suspects
have been seen on

Highway 15 heading east in a
black van with red trip.

Mobilize all local, county,
and state units.

Advise caution.

-This is Hamilton
County Sheriff.

We're in pursuit to
the county line.

-We read you, Hamilton County.

We'll take it from there.

-Step on it, B.A. The local
heat's closing in.

Head for the construction
site.

-X-ray 1 is out of the chase.

MURDOCK (OFFSCREEN): B.A., will
you make up your mind?

Which way are you going?

B.A. (OFFSCREEN): Shut
up, you crazy fool.

-All units stand by.

MURDOCK (OFFSCREEN): No offense,
Colonel, but wasn't

that a little risky?

HANNIBAL (OFFSCREEN): Maybe,
but we can't be

late for Ray's funeral.

He was too good a friend.

Keep your eyes wide, guys.

We've still got a
long way to go.

-Come on, Lynch has almost
caught us twice already, once

in Arizona, and then again
driving through Texas.

-That wasn't even
close in Texas.

-The point is, he has an idea
which direction we're

travelling.

Now since we don't want to be
chased out of Barlow Creek, at

least for a couple of days, I
think maybe we should try and

be extra cautious.

Now, I know how hard it is for
you guys to stay out of

trouble.

-Trouble?

I don't start no trouble.

I mind my own business.

-Going up to a traffic cop who
is writing out a ticket for

your van and eating the citation
right in front of his

face absolutely falls under
starting trouble.

-Well, you got to admit,
the look on that cop's

face was worth it.

-All right, all right, we all
agree not to eat any more

parking tickets.

-All this talk about food
is making me hungry.

-Murdock, we were talking about
eating parking tickets.

-Well, to a human garbage
disposal, anything's

appetizing.

-Ah, B.A.?

-Let him go, man.

-Gotta get some gas.

-Yeah, we've got to
get directions to

the cemetery, too.

We'll meet you back here.

-I'm really not very hungry.

Funerals tend to ruin
my appetite.

-I'll be with you in a minute.

Just go ahead and
sit anywhere.

We've got some terrific
specials today.

-Sounds great.

-I haven't told you
what they were.

-Ah, you don't have to.

-Looks like he got his
appetite back, huh?

-In full force.

-Yeah, I--

I--

I started to feel
a little weak.

-Well that's a pretty wild
looking truck you got there,

Mr. Well, you sure ain't from
around here, are you, huh?

No, you sure ain't
from around here.

No, you ain't from
around here.

No you ain't from around here.

-Well, do you have a cemetery
around here?

-Cemetery?

Hey, have we got a cemetery.

Fact is, people's dying
to get in there.

You get it?

You see, dying?

You know, dying to get in.

-I bet Johnny Carson's holding
his breath waiting for you to

drop out of the sky.

But could you tell us where
the cemetery is

so we won't be late?

-Late, for what?

-Ain't no one being
buried out there

today except Ray Brenner.

And no one's allowed to
go to that funeral.

-Why is no one allowed,
Harold?

-Because Watkins said so.

-Who?

-You surely are from way off.

The Watkins--

me and Deke and Logan and C.W.
We all says you can't go to

the cemetery.

-Ray Brenner's funeral is
exactly where we're going.

We can discuss this at greater
depth when I get back.

-Well then I'm not going to--

I'm not going to fill you up.

Do you know what you're doing?

Do you know what Logan's
going to do when he

finds out about this?

Do you, huh?

He's going to make you pay.

-Well that's good, because when
it comes to paying up,

I've got a great
line of credit.

-What's all that about?

That guy's crazier
than Murdock.

-Beats me, B.A.

-Beats me, B.A.

-This is the last piece.

I hope it's still fresh.

I'm going to be making up a
new batch this evening.

So maybe if you're going
to be around later--

-I'll definitely be around.

I'm in town for a friend's
funeral.

-Oh, you're friends of Ray's?

-Yeah, we were in Vietnam
together.

-Oh, well tell Trish
that I'm sorry.

Dad and I won't be coming.

-You know the Brenners well?

-Yeah.

-I'm doing an article on how
small American towns are

honoring their war heroes.

-Lianne, you've got people's
food getting cold.

-OK, Dad.

-A wop bop a loobop
a wam bam--

oh, Lianne.

-Hey, ah--

you're sitting in my stool.

-Are you kidding?

-No, that's my stool.

I sit there all the time.

-Oh yeah?

-Remember Ray's funeral.

-Yeah, but--

-But what?

But what, pally, huh?

Oh, not you, gorgeous.

Gorgeous, sit down.

-You know, you're
so flattering I

almost can't stand it.

-Kind of cute yourself.

-How's the soup, C.W.?

-Oh, it needed a little
salt, yeah.

-How much do we owe you?

-You don't owe nothing, because

you didn't eat nothing.

Why don't you have
a little pie?

Lianne here makes some of the
best pie in the county.

-We're all out of pie, Deke.

-Out of pie today?

Well hey, have some
of mine, come on.

-That does it.

-Oh yeah, we got a problem?

-Yeah, yeah, a medium-sized
one.

-Oh yeah?

-OK, let's go, guys.

-You got a little problem
here, huh?

-There's no problem,
no problem at all.

-Eh, it's stinking pie anyway.

-We don't want any trouble.

So unless you want me to call
the cops, you and your friends

will get out of my place.

-What are you talking
to us for?

-What did we do?

-Look, I don't want
trouble, OK?

No trouble, so go.

Please go.

-I don't understand
any of this.

What are you kicking
us out for?

-Are you going to
Ray's funeral?

-That's right.

-Would you tell Trish
I'm sorry?

I'm real sorry.

-Why don't you tell
her yourself?

-No, no I can't.

They'll be watching.

-The Watkins?

-It's about time that somebody
does something about those

mangy animals.

-Who, that rum-soaked
excuse for the law?

-The story I sold my editor on
doesn't exactly look like it's

going to come together.

what in the world is
going on here?

-I don't know, but if you want
to avoid trouble, I don't

think this is the town
to do it in.

-We are not here to pay our
respects to just a man, but to

spend one last moment with a
friend, a friend who had

something special, someone who
bought something to everyone

who knew him.

Raymond Brenner rose up to take
a stand for what he knew

was right and just.

A wore courage and kindness
like a badge of honor.

Raymond may have moved on, and
his wife Trish and his friends

will miss him dearly.

But the joy of his memories will
live with us for the rest

of our lives.

-Burying detail--

attention.

Three steps forward--

ho.

Shoulder arms, take aim,
burying detail--

fire, fire, fire.

Order arms.

HANNIBAL (OFFSCREEN): The first
time I tagged up with

Ray Brenner, he couldn't have
been more than two weeks out

of Special Forces training.

The unit was on a search and
destroy detail, had to blow up

one of Charlie's
supply bridges.

It got real.

Ray stood up like a guy
born to do just that.

FACEMAN (OFFSCREEN): One
time, Charlie had the

company pinned down.

It was my first firefight,
and there

was crying and screaming.

When I bailed out of the
Jeep and hit the

dirt, I lost my helmet.

Ray gave me his.

B.A. (OFFSCREEN): One night, I
was walking point and took a

round in my leg.

I was bleeding bad, real bad.

Then this white dude come
up to me and drag

me over to the medevac.

Ray Brenner had a heart
like I'd never seen.

MURDOCK (OFFSCREEN): There's a
difference between being brave

and just crazy.

Ray Brenner was just brave.

He vectored me in through
a hornet's nest about

a day from Da Nang.

And we pulled some grunts
out of trouble.

My bird was the only one
left in the sky.

-Knowing your trouble with the
law and all, I still knew

you'd be here.

I knew if you got my message
in time, you'd all be here.

Thank you for coming.

-We had to come, Trish.

-Well, do you have
to be going back?

I'd love for you to come
by and see the place.

-We have plenty of time.

-Good.

Can I have a moment
alone, please?

-Of course.

-I'll wait by the pickup
and ride back with you.

-Thank you.

-It's been a long time.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-He was a good man.

-Not much of a turnout for
someone who was born and

raised in this burg.

-Maybe Trish can explain it.

MURDOCK (OFFSCREEN): I'm telling
you, Hannibal, that

guy was reading our
license plate.

HANNIBAL (OFFSCREEN): Well
put a hat on it, huh?

B.A., check your mirror,
looks like someone's

knocking on the back door.

-Hang on, brother.

-Get off, Face.

You're crushing my--

-What?

-Hannibal, guys, are you OK?

-Yeah, we're just in here
staying out of trouble.

-There he is.

-Easy, B.A.

-I'm going to get them guys.

I'm going to make them pay
for messing up my ride.

-And then you'll pay for
the next 30 years

in a federal prison.

You do remember Lynch?

-I'll go talk to the sheriff.

-The sheriff?

-Since when have we gone
to the law for help?

-First time for everything.

-I'm going to need that
tow truck to get

my van out the ditch.

Those guys broke my rear axle.

-Well that's fitting,
isn't it?

-The Watkins brothers
own the only service

station in this county.

They don't let anyone else
in their territory.

All I'm going to do is ask the
sheriff to send somebody in

from Tustin.

-You guys will wait
right here.

No trouble, right?

Promise you'll wait.

ALL: Promise.

MURDOCK (OFFSCREEN): Oh, I
knew I forgot something.

-Murdoch, are you coming?

-But I did promise.

What's a little white lie?

-Look I can't go arrest
people without proof.

I'm just trying to sort out what
you've given me, that's

all.

-Well, so why don't you just
drive on out to the cemetery

and look at the van with
its side bashed in.

-Coming out of the
cemetery, huh?

-You know what happened, Jeff.

-It sounds to me like
you don't want to

do anything at all.

-Look Trish, you're not going to
go swearing out complaints

against the Watkins,
not if you intend

to stay around here.

-Listen, Jeff, listen to me.

These men who were run off
were friends of Ray's.

They went overseas together.

Do you understand me?

-Yeah.

-They'll handle this the
same way Ray would've.

Now, do you want that to
happen again, do you?

Lord's sake, Jeff, they
were just coming to

my husband's funeral.

Believe me, they're not
looking for trouble.

-Oww, what are you, crazy?

What do you guys want?

-Your tow truck drove my van
off the road, and I want to

know who was driving it.

-Is it clear now?

-It's not me, not me.

See Logan, he won't let
me take the trucks.

-Where are the rest of
the Brothers Grimm?

-Logan!

Hey, Logan!

-Where do you put the saddle?

-A long way from an Army
base, aren't you?

-These here are friends
of Ray Brenner's.

-Why'd you run our
van off the road?

-You know what they're talking
about, Herald?

How about you, Curly?

-They keep getting bigger.

-Now, I told them how dangerous
it was going on up

to the cemetery, but they all
had to learn just for

themselves, didn't you?

-Is there any particular reason
that nobody's supposed

to go to Ray's funeral?

-Because I say so.

That's reason enough
around here.

Hey, we have gasoline here--

sign says, no smoking.

-Sorry.

-You nuts?

-Man said he didn't
want me to smoke.

-What do you think
you're doing?

-What about my van?

-You can file a complaint
with the sheriff.

That's what most people do.

-We're not most people.

-Uh, what the--

what's going on around
here, Logan?

-Seems these fellows here have
the idea we know something

about a van they were driving.

-Yeah, it was black,
tinted windows, red

detailing on the side.

Just like that one
right there.

-Hey man, it's my van.

Where are my wheels?

-Beats me.

What do you say, sheriff?

How you doing, sweet cheeks?

-Sheriff why don't you ask them
what they're doing with

the van?

-Well, we're towing it in.

We found it off the road
up at Cutters Way.

-You got to be careful
up there.

They got some dangerous
curves.

-So we heard.

-Aw, yeah, baby, yeah, baby.

B.A., it's her.

She recognizes me.

-They stole my radio!

-Hey, that's the way
we found it, man.

We don't have much vandalism
around these parts, but up at

Cutters Way--

-Hey man, you better
fix my van.

-Oh, we'd be more than happy
to do something about it.

We can find a couple tires for
the thing, maybe find a radio.

-Unless you're looking for
trouble from the law, you

better keep real calm.

-They're not looking for
trouble, sheriff.

They just came here to spend
the day with me.

-From what I can see, I'd say
these fellows got every right

to charge you for
fixing your van.

-Thank you, sheriff.

-Now, that'll be $50 for the
service charge, and $25 a mile

for the tow.

-Just get it fixed.

-We'll do our best.

-That van better be in primo
condition when we go back.

-I cannot believe that
even the sheriff is

afraid of those creeps.

-Oh, poor Jeff.

He was only a deputy when the
last sheriff disappeared.

-Disappeared?

-Yeah, he was in the woods up
north and just never got back.

Word was, he may have gotten
hurt and couldn't call for

help, but he was on his way
up to talk to the Watkins.

Of course, Logan and
his brothers say

he never got there.

-How can an entire town
let them get away with

something like that?

-Because we know
they're crazy.

You don't dare look
at them wrong.

You can't even charge them when
they come in your store.

They can take anything they
want from anyone.

I mean, who's going to
stand up to them?

-I bet Ray did.

-Right, and now he's dead.

When he saw what the
Watkins were doing,

it drove him crazy.

When he tried to say
something, no one

would back him up.

He couldn't be one
man against five.

I kept telling him that.

So he tried to look
the other way.

Then one day, he heard that
while I was in town, Deke had

grabbed me while I was
in the grocery store.

Ray went berserk.

He followed him into town.

-Those bullet holes in
the gas station wall.

-Yeah, he shot up the station.

Then, there was a fight.

He hurt him pretty bad.

The accident was
the next day--

hit and run, no witnesses.

Oh lord.

-Take it easy, Trish.

-Trish, I'd like to borrow
your pickup.

-Not unless you're going to use
it to get out of Barlow.

What happened to
Ray is enough.

-Sure is--

Ray was one of the only men who
stuck by us on the trial.

He was a friend, and friends
always do for one another.

Just because he's gone, that
don't mean we don't owe him.

-What are you going to do?

-Well, pick up B.A.'s van.

We gave them two hours.

I figure their time's
about up.

-I'm here for my van.

-I-- well look, Logan ain't
here right now.

-Yeah, well where is he?

-We said two hours.

It's been two hours.

-Yeah, well Logan don't go
letting people tell him what

he should and shouldn't do.

-Maybe that's Logan's problem.

-Look, you just don't
want to understand.

You don't go messing
with no Watkins.

Around here, it's Watkins
law, yes, sir.

Go ask your widow friend.

She'll tell you.

-She already did.

-Hannibal.

-Yeah, well let me tell you--

if you come looking to get
your butts handed to you,

you've come to the
right place.

-Hannibal, allow
me and Murdoch.

-Follow the yellow brick road.

-Lianne.

What are you going
to do, old man?

-Dad, it's OK.

I'm fine.

-Yeah, what's your
problem, pal?

-Look, leave him alone, OK?

The man's just eating.

Let him finish.

-Yeah, well he's finished.

Beat it.

-Relax.

Lianne, I'll be back tonight.

Don't be expecting pretty boy.

You see, I got him out looking
for some wheels.

-Well, well, well,
well, well--

How's it going, Deke?

-Oh, great.

-I asked you fellows not
to come back here.

-Well, I just stopped
by to remind Lianne

about our date tonight.

And I still want to try some
of that delicious pie I've

heard so much about.

-These guys just don't
get the message.

-No, we get the message
all right.

Don't we get the message,
Murdoch?

-I told you, it needed
a little more salt.

-That'll take care
of any damages.

I'll see you tonight.

-We do good work.

-We certainly do.

-Let's go see about my van.

-We get 65 a mile and a
hundred bucks service.

-Hey, hey.

-What do you want?

-I want that.

-You better know, I called
Curly and Logan.

I called them.

They're coming on over.

-Shut up.

-They're coming over here.

-Bring them over here.

Now, where's our stuff?

Now, have you had your
10,000 mile check-up?

-No, they're in there!

They're in there!

-Well, well, well.

B.A. (OFFSCREEN): It's
just like Christmas.

-OK, you guys stripped them.

Put them back on.

Move it.

-Yeah baby, yeah baby-- see,
I told you we'd come back.

-Hannibal, guess
what's missing?

-Looking for these?

[gunshots]

-On your feet.

Now, that looks a whole
lot better, don't it?

-Boy, it surely does.

It surely does.

-Keep your heads down.

Get up.

-You guys come back into our
town and you're dead.

Let's go, C.W. By the way, Deke
and Harold are going to

take care of your girlfriend.

[car horn]

-It's those maniacs.

-Oh Amy, what are
we going to do?

-Anything we can to keep those
creeps from getting their

hands on us.

Oh, why don't I pay more
attention when the guys do

this?

-Here, let me.

It's empty.

-Do you have any bullets?

-Ray must have-- some place.

-OK, go get them.

And check every window, Trish.

-Got it.

-I'm here, darling,
your first prize.

I'm all yours, sweetie.

Hey now, come on, open up.

All your boyfriends have
gone and run off, so

it's just us, darling.

Just the two of us.

Hey, open up.

-I'm going to go check
out the side.

-Come on.

-The next one ain't
going to get by.

-Darling, open up.

-Get out of here!

-Open this stinking door!

-[screaming]

-[screaming]

Deke, Deke, she burned
out my eyes.

-Kill her!

-I want to get out of here!

-No way, no way!

-People are going to take
advantage if you don't stand

up for what you think
is right.

It doesn't pay to just
sit back and--

-What is this?

Whoa, hey, whoa--

-This is a beautiful
automobile.

-Please sir, we need
your car, please.

-I'm awfully sorry, ma'am, but
we have to take your car.

Here's $450.

We'll take real good
care of it.

-Arnold, say something.

-And we'll bring it back
as good as new.

-Well, how long are you
going to keep it?

-We'll send a cab for
you right away.

-Where are they going?

-I don't know.

-Don't worry.

-Amy, hold these.

DEKE (OFFSCREEN): Come
on, baby, open up!

Open up the door, baby!

Come on, baby!

-I've got a gun!

DEKE (OFFSCREEN): Open up!

-Move.

-Get under that desk.

HAROLD (OFFSCREEN): Come
on, let's see it.

-I'm warning you,
I've got a gun!

-You hear that, Deke?

She's got a gun!

-Bull.

-Ah, this chick is nuts.

It's empty!

-Here comes their
crazy friends.

Well, it's time to leave.

-Come on.

[knocking]

-I'm going to fire.

-Amy, you all right?

-It's them.

-Face?

Oh, guys.

-You got any more ammo?

-It's all over the place.

-Empty--

Trish, that tractor out
in the yard work?

-I think so.

-I'll check it out.

-Are you going to
go after them?

-Well, we tried staying
out of trouble.

It didn't seem to work for us.

Now listen, Amy, there's
a car outside.

I want you to take it to a nice
little couple who should

be waiting for you on Route
4 near the Barlow turnoff.

-Trish, where's the rest?

-The rest?

-Yeah, Ray always
kept weapons.

Those bullet holes in that
gas station came

from automatic fire.

-In the bedroom closet-- the
keys are on the dresser.

-They probably just got
come for the girl.

-Let's take a ride out
there and see.

-Hey, dirtballs!

-Yo, Curly, C.W., the guns.

Well, you boys got an awful
lot of stupid in you.

-I got a thing about living
with cockroaches.

My friends and I are going
to do some exterminating.

-Oh, you should have left town
while you had the chance.

-That was our next line,
especially since you guys

aren't going to have any place
to hang out any more.

-We're the Neighborhood
Beautification Committee.

We clean up neighborhoods.

-What are you talking about?

-You forgot to check the oil.

-Harold, get back here!

Harold?

-Drop them, or I'll
cut ya in half!

I need some volunteer
deputies.

Get over here.

Sheriff, deputize them.

-Ah, you guys are hereby
deputized.

-Good, here's some dried blood
scraped off of the front

bumper of their tow truck.

Have it analyzed.

I'm sure it'll be Ray
Brenner's type.

-Good.

-Put them away.

-OK, let's take them in, boys.

-Oh, come on, B.A.,
its not so bad.

You had to rotate these
tires, anyway.

-Hey man, why you always trying
your crazy logic on me

when bad things keep
happening to us?

-Every cloud has a
silver lining.

When the going get tough,
the tough get going.

-Shut up, Murdock, shut up!

-(SINGING) If you want to dance
to the music, you got to

pay the piper.

-How do you like this one--
dead men tell no tales.

-Oh yeah, I'm going to
go talk to Hannibal.

-You know, Hannibal, I think
you made a mistake.

You should have sprayed
those guys purple.

You know, Billy always
turns purple just

before he gets mad.

-You should've sprayed
them yellow,

because they're cowards.

-Considering where they're
going, I think stripes would

be appropriate.

-You got to admit, fellows,
they do stand out.

Now Trish, are you sure you're
going to be all right?

This is a pretty big place
for a woman alone.

-Oh, I'm going to be fine.

I can afford to hire somebody.

With the Watkins brothers
finally behind bars, maybe I

can make this the kind of
farm Ray always wanted.

Anyhow, I got help on the way.

MURDOCK (OFFSCREEN): And
remember, Ray had many friends

who will remember him.

[theme music]