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[panting]
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Ah, for shit's sake, you again?
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Really, you forgot what
happened on
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last week's episode?
It was seven days ago.
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Drop the drink and get yourself
to a fucking meeting,
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you loser.
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I'm busting my ass to get you
out of this shit hole.
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My work here's not done.
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I-I need a few more days.
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[Fiona] You don't think
I should bail him out?
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[Ford] If he skips town,
you lose all your money.
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Could be put to better use.
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- How?
- I don't know.
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Invest in another
apartment building.
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Buy a café, yoga studio.
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Why don't you come stay with me
for a couple of days?
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That'd be cool.
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[Brad] You spend all your
time hanging out with that
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10-year-old girl.
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She doesn't have anybody else.
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Call DCFS, bro.
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Shit ain't your problem.
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[Debbie] Eighteen dollars?
I make fifteen.
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[Jacob] Well, you're a girl.
Way of the world, Jugs
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[Kev] V, why they got
so much energy now?
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Go get it.
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[Veronica] So well-behaved.
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[Kev] Pre-school.
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What are your plans for after
graduation, Corporal?
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Sir?
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Cadet lieutenants have
traditionally gone on
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to service academies.
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West Point?
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Get a congressman
or senator's recommendation.
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You really think I could, Sir?
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There's an epidemic
at our school.
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[Dr. Rosenbaum] Four people
have tested positive
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for virulent strains
of multiple STDs.
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- I slept with Frank.
- So did I.
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- [woman] I slept with Frank.
- [woman] Frank.
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♪♪ rock music ♪♪
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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♪♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪♪
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♪♪ Know that
it's not for naught ♪♪
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♪♪ You were beaming
once before ♪♪
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♪♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪♪
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♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪
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♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪
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♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪
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♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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♪♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪♪
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♪♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪♪
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♪♪ You were willing
once before ♪♪
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♪♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪♪
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♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪
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♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪
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♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪
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♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪
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Good morning,
my day-drinking brethren.
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- How's everyone this morning?
- We were good.
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You smell like actual shit,
Frank.
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Uh, rye whiskey, V.
Leave the bottle.
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Can't pay with cans, Frank.
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Why not? There's gotta be
20 bucks in there.
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[Veronica]
And that's our recycling.
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I just put those out.
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Right, and now
I'm recycling them.
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No.
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Uh, run a tab?
For old times' sake?
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[laughing]
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Oh, damn, I just peed
myself a little.
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Guys, can you spot me?
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We fucking hate you, Frank.
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V.
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Can I have the keg tray?
At least let me drink that.
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You wanna slurp warm, day-old
beer runoff from a keg tray?
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Wow, lowering the bar, Frank.
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- Disgusting, Frank.
- Every day.
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When options are few,
the wise man adapts.
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Fine. One pity beer.
One.
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[Hughie] You tight on cash,
huh, Frank?
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[Frank]
Tighter than a Mormon virgin.
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I know how you can make
some quick dough,
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if you're interested.
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I don't do blowies anymore,
Hughie.
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This lady's paying five bucks
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for every "Ruiz for Congress"
sign you steal from a yard.
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You bring the signs
over to the alley
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behind Wyman's headquarters,
she gives you cash.
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For stolen signs?
What's the catch?
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Just get paid to steal.
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All right, thanks.
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[Lip] What's with the uniform,
GI Joe?
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I thought you were off
for the summer.
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Yeah, aren't you supposed
to be "at rest"?
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At ease.
And there is no ease
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for a soldier
who's West Point bound.
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Debs, can you pass me the milk?
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[Carl] Debs.
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Eighty cents.
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That's how much women make
on the dollar compared to men.
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[Debbie] And if you're a woman
of color, 65 cents.
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This is a sexist
shit nugget of a country.
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- Don't you forget that.
- [Kev] Oh, Debs!
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Thank God you're not working.
Hey, I need a favor.
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I gotta take V to
this nursery school tour.
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Can you watch the girls
for like an hour?
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They can't come.
Thanks.
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Why are you speaking to me?
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- 'Cause you're Debbie.
- [Debbie] No.
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Why are you speaking
to the only woman in the room,
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Kevin Ball?
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Why is childcare
a woman's job?
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Let me tell you why.
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Did you know that
the average American man
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works about 17.5 hours a week
doing unpaid home labor?
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Cooking, cleaning.
While women, however,
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spend about 28.4 hours a week.
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[Debbie] Now, considering the
fact that the average American
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makes $26.82 an hour,
that's $40,000 a year
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that women are not getting paid
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to cook, clean,
and wipe baby asses.
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- So you can't do it?
- [scoffs]
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Come on, Franny, let's oppose
patriarchal oppression.
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Yeah!
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[sighs]
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Lip, just an hour, man.
Please.
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- [Lip] No.
- Just one hour.
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I can't. I would. I gotta head
to a meeting before work.
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- I'm sorry.
- Carl! My man.
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Yeah, sorry, I got a parley
with a superior at 0900.
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[Xan] I can do it.
I don't have school.
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Amazing!
Thank you so much.
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Here's their diaper bag.
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Who are you, again?
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This is Xan, she's staying
with us for a while.
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Are you sure? I mean,
that's really nice of you.
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- You're paying, right?
- Bless you, Xanadu.
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- You're good? Sure?
- Yeah.
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- All right.
- I gotta get going.
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- [Lip] Yeah, me too.
- Yeah, Lip,
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I'm already late for school.
Take me?
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Yeah, I got you.
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- [Xan] Oh, Hi!
- [overlapping chatter]
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There you go, Bud.
Hey, Xan, text me, all right?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Mm.
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[clears throat]
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Hey.
You know Max Whitford?
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The guy from the bus benches?
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Yeah, he's the number one
commercial real estate agent
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in Chicago.
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So says bench boy.
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He sold Miles that place
over on 26th street. Why?
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I got a meeting with him today.
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I'm gonna start looking
at commercial properties.
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[Fiona] Ian's bail money is
burning a hole in my pocket,
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so I'm gonna spend my equity
on buying another property.
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Commercial real estate?
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Yeah, you were the one
who told me to invest.
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I meant maybe buy another
building, some apartments.
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Those things are mini-malls.
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And mini-malls
are out of my league?
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Max Whitford's just gonna
try and fuck you, trust me.
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Well, I can handle men
trying to fuck me.
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I've been doing that
since I was nine.
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[Ford] Commercial real estate
carries more risk.
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[exhales deeply]
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I did pretty great flipping
that laundromat.
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I just don't think
it's for you.
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Who's it for then?
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It's for people who were
born on third base
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and think they hit a triple.
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Oh, so I have to be an
un-fuckable trust fund baby
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to get anywhere in life,
that's what you're saying?
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You know what?
Forget it.
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Don't worry about it.
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I turned a profit on not one,
but two properties.
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I know you did.
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- And you'll do great.
- Mm-hmm.
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♪♪ rock music ♪♪
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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So what are you guys in for?
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Stole a first grader's
Black Amex.
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Didn't share
my breakfast sushi.
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Cool.
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Liam, come in, please.
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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[sighs]
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Are you familiar
with the saying
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?
"sins of the father?
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Think I've heard it at home.
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Your father made a lot
of Hopkins parents very...
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unhappy,
and where there's unhappiness,
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there's often anger
and retribution.
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The Committee for Diversity
and Advancement
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who fund your scholarship,
they have made some demands
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and, well,
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we've loved having you here,
son.
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Why are you speaking
in past tense?
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We see this as
an opportunity for you.
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With the step up that
we have given you,
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you can soar now, little bird.
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I'm getting kicked out?
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Yeah.
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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Are you lost, honey?
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Cadet Lieutenant
Carl Gallagher.
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I'm here to see
Congressman Ubberman, ma'am.
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Why?
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I seek the honor of his
recommendation for West Point.
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Are you a constituent?
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Ma'am?
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You live around here?
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Okay, sweetheart,
I'll tell you how this works.
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First, you set up
an appointment,
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and the first avail we have
is in nine weeks.
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And you come back with your
transcripts and your vitae--
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My what?
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Your athletic and your
academic achievements.
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You know, publications, awards,
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and your exceptional record
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of your volunteer work
in this community.
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Volunteer work?
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You have to work for free
to get into West Point?
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Thought you just had to wanna
kill some towel heads.
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The 100 hours of community
service I did
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after juvie count?
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Court-ordered?
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No.
[clears throat]
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Here is a list of our
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accredited volunteer
organizations.
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Maybe start there.
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Any of them pay?
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When we speak of marriage,
what do we speak of?
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Well, you could
turn to the Bible,
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see what they have to say.
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We could try Ephesians 5:25.
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"For a man shall love his wife
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the way Christ
loved the church.
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He gave up his life for her."
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But that's not very
applicable to us, is it?
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Well, when I see these
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beautiful couples
standing before me today,
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living under the terms of our
newly-negotiated deal,
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one of mutual consent
and reduced aggression,
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I see a true union, a union
that defies categorization.
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So, Bob and Hobart,
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Sameer and EJ,
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Gary and Turkish,
252
00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:47,522
do you come to
this courtyard today
253
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purely to exchange vows?
254
00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:50,942
[all] I do.
255
00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,819
Let's start with you,
Bob and Hobart.
256
00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:54,196
[guard] Gallagher.
257
00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,365
You made bail.
258
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,576
- What?
- You're out of here.
259
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,036
[Ian] No, there's been
a mistake, all right?
260
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,829
I'm in the middle of vows.
My work here is not done.
261
00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:04,498
- I am not leaving.
- Move it, come on, come on.
262
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,375
- No.
- Don't touch Father Gallagher!
263
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:07,918
[Hobart] We protect him.
264
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,003
Let him finish!
265
00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:11,713
I don't wanna go!
266
00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,757
So wait, are they
married or not?
267
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,467
Say they're married, Gallagher.
268
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:18,261
By the power vested in me
269
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,181
and the great
state of Illinois...
270
00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:22,641
- [door slams]
- [man] Crazy.
271
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:25,769
[girls screeching, barking]
272
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,441
Girls are still doing that
screechy dog thing, huh?
273
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,318
- [chuckles]
- [girls] Whee.
274
00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:36,113
Look, Zehra,
it's Gemma and Amy.
275
00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:40,242
Oh, I think she's still
a little afraid of them.
276
00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,577
[Reshma]
You their new sitter?
277
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,037
Yeah.
278
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,748
[Reshma] Yeah, baby,
we can do the slide.
279
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,626
Nice to meet you.
280
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,425
[girls screeching]
281
00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,678
[Reshma] What're you doing
with my wallet?
282
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,055
Are you stealing from me?
283
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:03,807
Uh, n--no.
284
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,268
Hey! Give me my wallet back!
285
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,853
♪♪ upbeat pop music ♪♪
286
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,438
What the hell are you doing?
You can't just leave
287
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,273
the girls here.
288
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:15,861
♪♪ I love my leather
more than ever before ♪♪
289
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:19,489
♪♪ I picked it up off
some beauty queen's floor ♪♪
290
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:20,949
[man] What do you think
you're doing?
291
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,993
[Frank] No, these are,
uh, defective.
292
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,663
The signs are defective, and,
uh, they've ordered a recall,
293
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,832
the FDA.
The ink
294
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,084
was, um, choking hazard,
295
00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:33,211
so they're going to
be returned.
296
00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:36,047
[man]
That's my sign, asshole!
297
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:38,091
No, I--I'm gonna
bring them back.
298
00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:40,093
- [man] Yeah, sure, you will.
- I'll return them.
299
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,387
♪♪♪♪♪♪
300
00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:44,681
So, how old are
your princesses?
301
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,057
Uh, four years old.
302
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,477
Well, our program
has thrice been awarded
303
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:51,938
the Stamp of Excellence by
Good Parenting magazine.
304
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,148
Follow me this way.
305
00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:00,405
[Kev] Holy shit,
are those bunnies real?
306
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:02,032
Oui, oui.
307
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,285
Each child gets his or her own
bunny at Beaucoup.
308
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,829
We try to surround the children
with soft textures,
309
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:08,830
like in the womb.
310
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,999
Oh. Wombs are soft.
311
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,459
[Clover] [clears throat]
312
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,212
[Clover]
[speaking Mandarin]
313
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,255
Very good, Clover.
314
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:20,383
I think you are
a future surgeon too.
315
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,886
I'm proud of you.
[chuckles]
316
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,304
[sighs]
317
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,473
Mandarin Immersion today.
318
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:30,936
So what do you think?
319
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,396
This is where I wanna go
when I die.
320
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,650
[Gayle]
Here is our applications packet
321
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,528
with beaucoup info
about Beaucoup.
322
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,821
What's this, uh,
number here?
323
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,864
Is that a year in the future?
324
00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:44,574
No, that's our tuition.
325
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:47,035
- For a year?
- For the month.
326
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,286
For a month?
327
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,372
Uh, that's three times
our mortgage.
328
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:53,250
Oh, dear.
Yes, these numbers can seem
329
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,876
a little bit high,
330
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:58,380
but it's
pretty standard in Chicago.
331
00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,881
Are there scholarships?
332
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,508
Not at Beaucoup.
333
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,552
[Gayle] Why don't
I recommend you somewhere
334
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:06,680
that's a little more
budget-friendly.
335
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,807
Okay?
336
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,937
♪♪ rock music ♪♪
337
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:18,942
♪♪♪♪♪♪
338
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:22,237
Hello, everyone!
My name is Debbie Gallagher,
339
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,739
and I am a proud welder
with a vagina,
340
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,576
and I will stand for
the wage gap no longer.
341
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:30,453
I am here to look for strong,
independent women
342
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,831
who will stand up with me
and say no.
343
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,416
We need equal pay.
344
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,251
We need to unite, ladies.
345
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,795
We need to stick together,
ladies.
346
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,881
We...
347
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:43,300
Uh, excuse me, sir, where are
all the female employees?
348
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,385
Buying pantsuits.
349
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,304
- [man] At the women's march.
- [man] Sewing pussy hats.
350
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,430
[man] Leanin' in!
351
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,681
[man] I wish they'd lean over.
352
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,183
Nice, nice, misogynistic dick.
353
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,728
♪♪♪♪♪♪
354
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,813
[Jason]
All right, um,
355
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,733
so my name's Jason,
356
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:04,321
and... I'm an alcoholic
and an addict.
357
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,072
- Hey, Jason.
- Hi, Jason.
358
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,657
[Jason] Sorry for having
a kid with me.
359
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,702
I didn't have anywhere else
to take her.
360
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,079
Her mom got busted
six days ago.
361
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,998
And I keep trying to take her
to a shelter,
362
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,334
but shelters don't let men
with babies in,
363
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,752
so,
364
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,212
a lot of hard nights
in the car.
365
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,674
Uh, I was sober four days
last week.
366
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,552
Blew it two days ago.
Blacked out.
367
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,512
Woke up to her screaming.
368
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:33,516
What I really want
is a fucking hit.
369
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,186
But I came here, so...
370
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,104
[man] Thanks for sharing,
Jason.
371
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,648
Anyone else?
372
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:42,943
Okay,
that's our time for today.
373
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,403
- [clears throat]
- All right, see ya.
374
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:46,947
[clears throat]
375
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,949
Wanna hit Patsy's
for pie before work?
376
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,701
It's kind of early
for pie, no?
377
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,370
It's never too early.
378
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,996
Besides,
they have breakfast pie.
379
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,289
- It's called "apple."
- [scoffs]
380
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,045
Hey, uh, thanks for your share,
man.
381
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,630
Was it okay?
382
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,508
I--I mean, it's weird telling
everybody your shit.
383
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,427
Yeah, no, you did good.
Just, uh, keep coming back.
384
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:12,097
Hey, actually,
can I ask you something?
385
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,932
Uh, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
386
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,393
I don't know how this is
supposed to go. I--
387
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,479
Feels like I'm asking you out
on a date or something.
388
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,564
I need a sponsor.
389
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,233
Wondering if you--
390
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,943
you'd be up to sponsoring me.
391
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,403
Me?
392
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,531
No, man, I'm--I'm the last guy
you'd want to sponsor you.
393
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,199
But, uh,
394
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:33,034
you know, maybe ask Marshall.
395
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,452
[Jason]
The guy with the walker?
396
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:35,996
[Lip] Yeah.
397
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:39,249
[snickers] I need somebody
born after 1990.
398
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,127
I mean, these people are
all fucking dinosaurs.
399
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,420
No offense.
400
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,672
None taken, shithead.
401
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,424
[Jason] I feel like I could
talk to you.
402
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,678
Yeah, let me think about it,
all right?
403
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:05,150
What?
404
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,110
[Brad]
Let me think about it?
405
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,741
It's unity, service,
and recovery, man.
406
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,285
Service.
That guy needs you.
407
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,828
I got enough people
that need me.
408
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,538
[scoffs]
Boo-hoo-hoo.
409
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,582
You're loved and in demand.
410
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:21,666
[cell phone buzzes]
411
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,543
Excuse me.
412
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:24,794
Hello?
413
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:27,338
Yeah.
414
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,801
Shit, okay.
Yeah, I'll be right there.
415
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,345
All right.
Yeah, I'll catch you later!
416
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,683
[Charmaine] So Congressman
Ubberman's office
417
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:41,352
sent you over?
Where's that form?
418
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,021
Oh.
[chuckles]
419
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,065
Couple of routine questions.
420
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,941
Why do you wanna be a mentor?
421
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,485
I don't.
422
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,696
Then, why are you here?
423
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,032
I have to volunteer somewhere.
424
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:59,037
What academic subjects could
you tutor your mentee in?
425
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,290
None.
426
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,334
Special skills?
427
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,794
Steady hand with a knife,
ma'am.
428
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:08,171
Like to cut things
and watch 'em bleed.
429
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:13,510
I think I might know
a place for you,
430
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,262
and... [chuckles]
I guarantee you
431
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:20,100
they are in desperate need
of volunteers.
432
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,726
Here.
433
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,272
Soothing Horizon?
434
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,358
Sounds like a nail salon.
435
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,818
It's not.
436
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,324
Hi, I'm here, but I'm not here.
I'm super late.
437
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,368
- I just need shoes.
- Okay.
438
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,245
[footsteps thump]
439
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,247
[TV playing indistinctly]
440
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,125
[Fiona] Hey, whose shit
is this in my closet?
441
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,751
Mine.
442
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,212
What'd you do
with that box of shoes?
443
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,923
I need those red heels
for my meeting.
444
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,174
[Fiona] [scoffs]
445
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:55,093
Oh, yeah, Gallaghers,
that's great,
446
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:59,597
just ram 'em under the stairs
under some wet, moldy towels.
447
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:01,474
Thank you very much.
448
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,686
Why aren't you in school?
449
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:05,854
I got expelled.
450
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:08,106
Why?
451
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,315
Frank.
452
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,151
What did he do?
453
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,153
[Liam] All the moms.
454
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,155
He gave them venereal diseases.
455
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,782
And they kicked you out?
456
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,576
[TV continues indistinctly]
457
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,416
Get in my car now.
Come on.
458
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,293
- [Liam] Ugh, okay.
- [Fiona] Come on.
459
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:33,256
♪♪ jazzy music ♪♪
460
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:38,386
♪♪♪♪♪♪
461
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,140
♪♪ What makes a man?
What breaks a man? ♪♪
462
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:43,308
♪♪ Tell me what to do... ♪♪
463
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:44,475
- Oh.
- Hey.
464
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,436
Sorry, just surprised.
465
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,771
We don't see a lot of your type
collecting signs.
466
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,273
How many you got there?
467
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,734
Twenty-two.
468
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,695
Nice gig you got here,
fencing signs.
469
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,572
[chuckles]
I'm the campaign manager.
470
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,073
Jesus.
471
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,159
How do I become
a campaign manager?
472
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,161
Hard to break in.
Lot of hustle.
473
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:06,706
Took me a decade of policy law,
and an MBA from Yale.
474
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:07,999
Here you go.
475
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:11,461
One ten, plus an extra ten
bucks for your discretion.
476
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,671
I could be a lot
more discreet for 20.
477
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,507
It's the going rate for
nondisclosure
478
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,218
on the South Side.
479
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,844
Okay.
Here.
480
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,179
Thanks again.
481
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,431
Well, wait, what blocks
still have signs?
482
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,350
I could have another 50
by end of business.
483
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:28,728
Oh, we'd rather give the work
to the diversity hires.
484
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,605
You understand.
485
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:31,606
[Bailey]
Vote Wyman!
486
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:36,736
♪♪♪♪♪♪
487
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:41,157
♪♪♪♪♪♪
488
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:45,578
Yo, Kev, I'm so sorry, man.
Hey, you girls all right?
489
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:46,746
They're all right.
490
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,039
Hi, hey, ma'am.
491
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,916
Are you the one responsible
for that little hood rat
492
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,000
who stole my wallet?
493
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,669
Yeah, look,
I--I'm so sorry about that.
494
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,754
Um, how much did she take?
I--I can pay you back.
495
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,005
She took
the whole damn wallet.
496
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:59,050
Eighty bucks, my ID,
my credit cards.
497
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,593
Okay, all right,
we can take care of that.
498
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:04,180
Uh, here you go, there's 80,
and, uh, I'll find it for you.
499
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,306
I'll get it back to you,
all right?
500
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,684
I promise.
Um...
501
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,729
Hey, did you see which way
the--the girl went or...
502
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,523
Not my problem.
Tell that girl
503
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,651
if I see her in the park again,
I'm calling the cops.
504
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,698
What about Briar Lane Academy?
505
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,409
- Mm, where's that one?
- Skokie.
506
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,244
How're you gonna get up there
every day?
507
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,246
Those schools are for kids
with nannies and drivers.
508
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,665
You gotta find a school
way closer to home.
509
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,250
Or just go to Dyett.
510
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,876
[Liam]
I can't go to public school.
511
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,004
- Why not?
- Hopkins made me soft.
512
00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:38,673
I have manners now.
I eat paté.
513
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,466
I put apricot oil
on my cuticles.
514
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:42,218
Well, there's three weeks
of school left,
515
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,803
- and you gotta go somewhere.
- [cell phone chimes]
516
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,015
Max Whitford says
he's gonna be late.
517
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,308
Classic power move.
518
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:51,644
Can't we just see if
Briar Lane Academy has a spot?
519
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,730
Maybe they provide
transportation?
520
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,107
[Fiona] Fine, here,
put the number in.
521
00:21:58,318 --> 00:21:59,652
[line rings]
522
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,112
[woman] Admissions.
523
00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:02,864
Hi, there, I was calling to see
524
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,699
whether you might have room
in your--
525
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:06,367
[woman]
Ethnicity of the student?
526
00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:09,078
Black.
527
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,788
[woman]
Sorry, we already have one.
528
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,332
[Fiona]
One what?
529
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:14,334
[woman] Black student.
Thanks for calling.
530
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:15,877
[hangs up]
531
00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:20,048
[sighs]
Sorry.
532
00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:21,883
I'll take you over
to public school tomorrow.
533
00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:24,927
But today I have to impress
this Whitford guy.
534
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:27,138
Real estate agents always
have something better
535
00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:28,890
than whatever it is
they're showing you.
536
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,809
You just have to convince them
that you deserve to see it.
537
00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:33,728
He's also got fiduciary duty.
538
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:36,981
We covered that in Ethics.
And if you wanna impress him,
539
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:39,359
use the word "artisanal" a lot.
540
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:41,152
It's how fancy people say good.
541
00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:43,613
Artisanal cheese.
Artisanal soap.
542
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,031
Wow, where did you learn
all this?
543
00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:47,033
Artisanal private school.
544
00:22:47,617 --> 00:22:48,951
Artisanal.
545
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:51,954
♪♪ upbeat music ♪♪
546
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:55,792
♪♪♪♪♪♪
547
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,293
[Diego] Can I help you, sir?
548
00:22:57,377 --> 00:23:00,004
Yeah, I--I need to speak
to the campaign manager.
549
00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:01,923
It's a--it's
a matter of some urgency.
550
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,926
He's at a fundraiser, but I'm
the operations manager, Diego.
551
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:07,220
All right,
Operations Manager Diego,
552
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:10,014
are you aware there are
two whole city blocks
553
00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:11,599
with no Ruiz signs on them?
554
00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,518
Oh, I know, it's a problem.
555
00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:15,311
Crooked Eleanor Wyman
pays the homeless to do it.
556
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,647
- I mean, it's deplorable.
- It's despicable.
557
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:18,981
She's evil.
558
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:22,693
Well, luckily, I have, uh, some
experience in erecting signs.
559
00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:24,821
Maybe I could go around
and replace them for you.
560
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,531
- What do you guys pay?
- Five bucks a sign.
561
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,241
But, um, we try to hire
local people.
562
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:32,120
Hey, I'm as local as they come.
South Side, born and bred.
563
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:34,205
Uh, local Hispanic people.
[chuckles]
564
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:36,457
I am Hispanic.
Frank Rodriguez.
565
00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:37,750
- Rodriguez?
- Yeah.
566
00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:40,336
My dad was, uh, Irish,
but, uh,
567
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:42,296
mamacita was Mexican.
568
00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:44,173
I'm a big, fat chimichanga.
569
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,467
Hey, I'm gonna
take 22 of these.
570
00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:48,344
Do you guys pay in advance?
571
00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:49,929
You're gonna have to meet us at
the debate afterwards
572
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,639
to get paid.
That's where Alejandro,
573
00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:53,307
the campaign manager, is.
574
00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:55,810
All righty, then.
575
00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:57,270
Got it.
576
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,272
- Go Wyman!
- You mean Ruiz.
577
00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:00,731
What?
578
00:24:00,815 --> 00:24:02,066
Go Ruiz.
579
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:04,402
Right.
Arriba, arriba.
580
00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:07,071
[chuckles]
581
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,036
[Geneva]
[voice echoing] Ian.
582
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,788
Ian, oh, my God.
583
00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:17,623
[giggles]
584
00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:21,294
Oh, my God.
[laughs]
585
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,881
Oh, my God, can you believe it?
586
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:27,091
We raised every dime ourselves.
587
00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:29,010
- We?
- Your disciples.
588
00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:31,220
We crowdsourced your bail
to get you out.
589
00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:32,305
I wasn't really done in there,
though.
590
00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:33,806
Those guys need me.
591
00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:36,309
Oh, my God, so much exciting
stuff has happened.
592
00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,394
We have sponsorship now.
593
00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:41,814
We're in 45 states,
1 mil strong on Insta.
594
00:24:41,898 --> 00:24:44,192
We're getting some of those
conversion facilities
595
00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:45,943
closed down.
Got money
596
00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,987
and pro bono lawyers
working on it.
597
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,907
Got you a defense attorney.
[exhales deeply]
598
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,284
Okay, I'm sorry,
I'm talking so fast.
599
00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:54,911
I'm just...
600
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,537
I'm really happy to see you.
601
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:00,500
You ready to face your public?
602
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,128
Come on.
603
00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:05,796
Come on!
604
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,548
They've been waiting for hours.
605
00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:11,010
Here he is.
Gay Jesus!
606
00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:14,138
[uproarious cheering]
607
00:25:21,479 --> 00:25:24,524
My name is Debbie Gallagher and
I am a welder with a vagina,
608
00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:26,651
and I am here to stand up
to patriarchy!
609
00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:29,362
I am looking for any and all
female employees...
610
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:31,405
- [man] Show us your pussy!
- To stand up with me,
611
00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:32,949
and say no!
612
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,158
We need to stick
together, ladies.
613
00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:35,952
- [man] Sup, double Ds?
- We will not be silent!
614
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:38,788
Ow, you fucking dickhead.
You almost hit my kid.
615
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,123
'Ey, 'ey, 'ey, yo,
lady, you gotta go.
616
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:43,292
- You distracting my men.
- They're a bunch of pig fucks.
617
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:45,086
[man] We see boobs!
618
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:46,587
I am not leaving
until I get to speak
619
00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:47,880
to one of your
female employees.
620
00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:49,048
There aren't any.
621
00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,466
You don't have
one female employee?
622
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:51,884
No.
623
00:25:53,135 --> 00:25:55,179
So get your smelly cunt
out of here.
624
00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:57,181
[man] [guffaws]
625
00:25:57,265 --> 00:26:00,142
♪♪ rock music ♪♪
626
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:04,897
Yeah, well, I just think
it's a little tacky
627
00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:07,900
to be doing business
at a funeral, David.
628
00:26:07,984 --> 00:26:09,485
[Max] All right, well,
you can tell him to come back
629
00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:11,237
with 740 firm
or he can go fuck himself.
630
00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:12,989
Right.
631
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:16,242
Sorry about that,
I'm just slammed today.
632
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:19,662
What can I say?
Abundance, it's a real thing.
633
00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:21,122
So, what do you think?
634
00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:23,416
It's got good bones, but I'm
really looking for
635
00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:28,045
something more upscale.
More, uh, artisanal.
636
00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:31,132
[Max] Uh, I see.
[chuckles]
637
00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:35,177
I think we know
someone in common.
638
00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:36,304
Ford Kellogg?
639
00:26:36,387 --> 00:26:38,764
Uh--oh, God, the Irish guy?
640
00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:40,391
You're friends with him?
641
00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:41,767
Oh, no, not really.
642
00:26:41,851 --> 00:26:43,519
I just know him a little
from around.
643
00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:45,563
Yeah, my boy Tobey hired him
on a remodel.
644
00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:47,648
Nightmare.
That joker
645
00:26:47,732 --> 00:26:49,442
took six months longer
than he said he would.
646
00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:52,153
Charged three times more,
and threw a temper tantrum
647
00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:54,322
about taking out
some fucking wainscoting.
648
00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:56,949
Anyway, need a wood guy,
just call me.
649
00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:59,535
Okay, I appreciate that.
650
00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:02,538
So it's, uh, 540 firm,
651
00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:04,790
and I've got another offer
on the table, so...
652
00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:08,502
What do you think the rental
increase per square foot
653
00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:10,963
is gonna be year to year,
with gentrification?
654
00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:14,508
At least 20%.
Maybe more.
655
00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:16,927
Really?
Huh.
656
00:27:17,011 --> 00:27:19,513
Aren't things
actually leveling off,
657
00:27:19,597 --> 00:27:21,891
down a few percentage points
last quarter?
658
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:24,518
[Fiona] CBD heading towards
an equilibrium?
659
00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,145
Sorry to interrupt.
660
00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:28,731
Fiona, gotta get you to your
next closing by 1:00.
661
00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:31,984
[giggles]
Who's this little guy?
662
00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:34,028
[Fiona]
This is my intern, Liam.
663
00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:35,112
He's a prodigy.
Anyway,
664
00:27:35,196 --> 00:27:36,489
nice to meet you,
Mr....?
665
00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:38,240
Whitford.
666
00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:40,076
Here.
667
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:42,036
Hey, you know what?
668
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,579
You seem savvy.
669
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,207
Why don't you let me show you
something else?
670
00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:49,794
I got another property just off
Malcolm X, not even listed yet.
671
00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:51,796
What do you say,
can you push your 1:00?
672
00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:54,131
♪♪ smooth funk music ♪♪
673
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:55,925
♪♪♪♪♪♪
674
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:57,426
Okay, just this once.
675
00:27:57,510 --> 00:27:59,845
Fantastic.
I'll text you the address.
676
00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:03,432
♪♪♪♪♪♪
677
00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:05,685
- [man] Look who's back!
- I'm bringing 'em back.
678
00:28:05,768 --> 00:28:07,395
[man] What the hell
are you doing now?
679
00:28:07,478 --> 00:28:10,606
I'm bringing 'em back, asshole,
just like I said I would.
680
00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:12,775
See?
I'm bringing 'em.
681
00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,110
[Frank] Here they are.
682
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:15,111
[man] I didn't ask
for that sign!
683
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:16,570
[Frank] Brand new, see?
684
00:28:16,654 --> 00:28:17,947
They were defective.
685
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,532
[man] I don't want
any more signs!
686
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,534
It was defective.
687
00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:23,661
What are you, an idiot?
Jesus.
688
00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:26,080
[man] Who you calling
an idiot?
689
00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:30,334
[bell rings]
690
00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:34,755
[dogs squealing, barking]
691
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,593
Can I help you?
692
00:28:39,677 --> 00:28:42,346
Yeah, heard you guys might be
in need of some volunteers.
693
00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:44,390
You wanna volunteer?
Here?
694
00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:47,143
Yes, sir. I'm in need of some
documented community service.
695
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:48,394
Trying to get into West Point.
696
00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:51,230
Well, great.
Military boy, huh?
697
00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:53,691
Yeah, strong stomach.
Perfect.
698
00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:56,110
How much can you bench, son?
'Cause these sons of bitches
699
00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:57,361
can get heavy.
700
00:28:57,445 --> 00:29:00,072
Uh, what is it exactly
you guys are doing here?
701
00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:01,490
Well, come on back,
I'll show you.
702
00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:03,534
[dogs whining]
703
00:29:03,617 --> 00:29:05,536
[dog panting]
704
00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:08,414
Got a, uh, 15-year-old
Rottweiler in there
705
00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:10,958
and a pair of
16-year-old Mastiffs.
706
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,418
Should be done in a second.
707
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:13,502
Done?
708
00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:16,213
Yeah. Only takes three
or four minutes,
709
00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:18,758
if you get the, uh, hose
on the tailpipe right.
710
00:29:18,841 --> 00:29:21,385
[engine humming]
711
00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:24,263
You're killing dogs?
712
00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:28,017
Yeah. That's the service
we offer the community, son.
713
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:32,772
Euthanasia for elderly,
and, uh, terminally ill dogs.
714
00:29:32,855 --> 00:29:34,857
I'm a retired vet.
715
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:38,110
Had my own practice
for, uh, 38 years.
716
00:29:38,194 --> 00:29:40,780
And I got sick of seeing these
poor people around here
717
00:29:40,863 --> 00:29:43,866
shooting their own dogs in the
street when they got old,
718
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:46,827
toss 'em in dumpsters
and drop 'em off the bridge
719
00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:49,497
with a--with a cinderblock
tied to their paw.
720
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:52,958
And all because they
couldn't afford the $150
721
00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:54,794
to put 'em down at the vet's.
722
00:29:54,877 --> 00:29:57,129
Well, now they can call
Soothing Horizon.
723
00:29:57,213 --> 00:30:00,925
We pick 'em up, bring 'em here,
and let 'em go peaceful.
724
00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:02,301
In a gas chamber?
725
00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:03,719
Yep.
726
00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:05,846
♪♪♪♪♪♪
727
00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:07,681
Uh...
728
00:30:07,765 --> 00:30:09,642
Banjo and Lucky are dead.
729
00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:11,101
[dog whimpers, thumps]
730
00:30:11,185 --> 00:30:14,230
Skippy too.
Come on, grab a leg.
731
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,606
♪♪♪♪♪♪
732
00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:17,107
Did you see his face
733
00:30:17,191 --> 00:30:19,235
when I called out
his 20% lie?
734
00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:22,112
He was like,
"Ah, damn!"
735
00:30:22,196 --> 00:30:25,157
God, we crushed it back there.
736
00:30:25,241 --> 00:30:26,659
Did you find
another private school?
737
00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:29,745
No, but there are
57 private schools in Chicago.
738
00:30:29,829 --> 00:30:31,539
One must need a token.
739
00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:32,873
And stop fidgeting
with your hair.
740
00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:34,875
It reads weak.
741
00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:37,336
♪♪ foreboding rock music ♪♪
742
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,171
[Ruiz] Two hundred grand...
743
00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:40,840
Campaign Manager Alejan--
744
00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:43,133
[Ruiz] Speaking engagement at
the Black Corporate Officers
745
00:30:43,217 --> 00:30:45,594
of America Conference.
And where did my opponent...
746
00:30:45,678 --> 00:30:47,805
- [Ruiz]...put that money?
- Are you Alejandro?
747
00:30:47,888 --> 00:30:50,140
Right in her pocket.
748
00:30:50,224 --> 00:30:52,142
[Wyman] If by "pocket" Isaac
Ruiz means my campaign...
749
00:30:52,226 --> 00:30:53,602
- [Wyman]...then yes...
- Alejandro?
750
00:30:53,686 --> 00:30:55,312
- No.
- [Wyman]...I am guilty.
751
00:30:55,396 --> 00:30:57,690
Guilty of trying to represent
my constituents
752
00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:59,608
by staying in office.
753
00:30:59,692 --> 00:31:03,153
And Isaac Ruiz is one to talk.
He's a Republican businessman.
754
00:31:03,237 --> 00:31:07,032
Took a $500,000 donation
from the Mexican Youth
755
00:31:07,116 --> 00:31:10,661
Soccer Organization and then
announced massive plans
756
00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:14,707
to turn our baseball fields
into turf soccer fields.
757
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:17,126
Hey, what--what's
going on here?
758
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,836
[man] It's the
Ruiz/Wyman debate.
759
00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:22,381
They are the congressional
candidates from this district.
760
00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:23,757
Congress, huh?
761
00:31:23,841 --> 00:31:26,302
...to turn this
condemned eyesore
762
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:30,472
into an LGBTQ Latino Center
of South Side.
763
00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:31,891
[cheers and applause]
764
00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:33,183
[Ruiz] What about
the hardworking
765
00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:35,394
African-American citizens
766
00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:37,563
who want a Martin Luther King
African Art Center
767
00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:38,814
in that brewery?
768
00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:41,317
Hey, um...
769
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,735
you Alejandro?
770
00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:45,112
Uh, yes.
Uh, sir, uh, sorry.
771
00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:46,739
- Contributions are over there.
- No, no, no.
772
00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:49,658
I--I wanna get paid.
I, uh--I put up signs.
773
00:31:49,742 --> 00:31:52,494
A hundred and ten dollars.
774
00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:54,371
So, uh...
[clears throat]
775
00:31:54,455 --> 00:31:58,751
You must be
Frank Rodriguez?
776
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,294
In the flesh.
777
00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:03,339
Thank you, mi amigo.
778
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:06,467
[cheers and applause]
779
00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:12,806
Here at Basic we have
?
a strict no nothing" policy.
780
00:32:12,890 --> 00:32:16,393
No acting up, no crying,
and no snitching.
781
00:32:16,477 --> 00:32:18,812
What happens at Basic
stays at Basic.
782
00:32:18,896 --> 00:32:21,732
[woman] That toilet's not gonna
clean itself, little missy.
783
00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:22,858
Get down in there.
784
00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:24,652
[Rita] Come on, keep coming.
785
00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:28,530
Through here.
786
00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:30,032
♪♪ downtrodden rock music ♪♪
787
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:32,368
This is our infant area.
788
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:35,287
And out here is
where we hold our older kids.
789
00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:38,874
We call it
the Imagination Area.
790
00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:41,794
[truck honks]
791
00:32:42,211 --> 00:32:43,212
Where are the toys?
792
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,672
Bunnies?
793
00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:47,007
See, that's just it.
You use your imagination.
794
00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:48,717
You imagine toys.
795
00:32:48,801 --> 00:32:50,636
♪♪♪♪♪♪
796
00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:53,263
[Max] So...
[clears throat]
797
00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:56,225
- Doesn't look like much.
- Yet.
798
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,227
But this is
a killer opportunity.
799
00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,104
Trust me, everything
on this block
800
00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:02,940
is gonna quadruple in value
in the next five years.
801
00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:05,818
You could put in a cold slab
ice cream store there.
802
00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:08,404
A yoga studio.
Pilates.
803
00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:09,780
Sky's the limit.
804
00:33:09,863 --> 00:33:11,281
Why quadruple?
805
00:33:11,365 --> 00:33:12,574
There's a new project coming
in down the street.
806
00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:14,243
Not announced yet.
807
00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:17,037
The nursing home rumor is true?
808
00:33:17,705 --> 00:33:18,914
Yeah.
809
00:33:18,998 --> 00:33:21,333
We're putting in another Sunset
Brook Senior Care Center.
810
00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:22,501
[Fiona] Wow.
811
00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:24,461
[Max] Nobody wants to change
parental diapers.
812
00:33:24,545 --> 00:33:25,629
It's sad, right?
813
00:33:25,713 --> 00:33:28,215
Lack of gratitude
for our most vulnerable.
814
00:33:28,966 --> 00:33:31,176
Anyways, there's a Whole Foods
coming in down the street.
815
00:33:31,260 --> 00:33:33,554
Serving this up to you
in a silver platter.
816
00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:37,224
Any way to get in
on the Sunset Brook deal?
817
00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:39,476
[chuckles] No, no, I'm sorry.
I'm way oversubscribed
818
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,936
on that as it is.
I mean, I had to fight
819
00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:42,604
to get my own money into it.
820
00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:45,024
But this is the opportunity
right here.
821
00:33:46,275 --> 00:33:47,735
So, interested?
822
00:33:47,818 --> 00:33:48,986
In Sunset Brook I am.
823
00:33:50,404 --> 00:33:52,531
Listen, I gotta get to a drinks
thing at Fig & Cherry,
824
00:33:52,614 --> 00:33:54,324
but if either of the properties
I showed you interest you,
825
00:33:54,408 --> 00:33:55,325
just give me a call.
826
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,995
Unless you wanna come along
for drinks.
827
00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,539
Drinks could turn into dinner,
it could turn into...
828
00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:01,749
maybe more.
829
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,670
You should really let me in
on this Sunset Brook deal.
830
00:34:06,754 --> 00:34:08,964
I got cash in hand.
I know the neighborhood.
831
00:34:09,048 --> 00:34:10,966
Drinks?
Yay, nay?
832
00:34:11,925 --> 00:34:14,011
I think I already have a thing,
don't I?
833
00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:15,471
Dinner with investors.
834
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,056
We needed to leave
five minutes ago.
835
00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:19,391
[Fiona]
Well, nice to meet you.
836
00:34:19,475 --> 00:34:21,060
Absolutely,
let's stay in touch.
837
00:34:21,143 --> 00:34:23,896
I'll see you, Lance.
Stay fresh.
838
00:34:25,939 --> 00:34:27,357
[Liam]
What a douchebag.
839
00:34:27,441 --> 00:34:28,901
[Fiona] Beyond.
840
00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:31,111
[engine starts,
rap music plays on stereo]
841
00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:47,669
[car honks]
842
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,465
[Lip] Hey!
843
00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:53,801
Hey.
844
00:34:53,884 --> 00:34:55,302
Xan, stop!
845
00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:58,430
Xan.
846
00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:01,475
Xan.
847
00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:03,060
Come here.
Come here.
848
00:35:03,143 --> 00:35:04,895
- You stop trying to hit me.
- Get off of me.
849
00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:06,814
I'm not going back
to DCFS.
850
00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:08,524
What are you talking--
[grunts]
851
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:09,608
Fuck!
852
00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:10,943
Would you stop?
853
00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:16,448
I didn't call DCFS, dumbass.
I'm on your side.
854
00:35:16,532 --> 00:35:18,700
Jesus Christ.
855
00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:20,285
The hell's going on with you?
856
00:35:22,246 --> 00:35:24,248
Can't leave toddlers
in the park, Xan.
857
00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:25,707
The lady was gonna
call the cops on me.
858
00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:28,293
Yeah, well, why were you
stealing from her?
859
00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:31,130
I would've given you the money.
860
00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:34,842
What'd you need
the money for anyway?
861
00:35:35,884 --> 00:35:37,594
My mom.
862
00:35:39,972 --> 00:35:41,390
Your mom's around?
863
00:35:41,849 --> 00:35:43,684
No, but she has a P.O. box
864
00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:45,686
at the mailbox place
around the corner.
865
00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:47,521
That's where she gets
her SNAP benefits,
866
00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:50,566
so I try to leave a little
money in there for her when I can.
867
00:35:57,739 --> 00:35:59,908
You can't be doing that shit,
all right?
868
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:07,624
All right, my mom, she was
always disappearing, okay?
869
00:36:07,708 --> 00:36:09,960
Always asking me for money,
but you can't do it.
870
00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:12,337
She doesn't ask me.
871
00:36:12,421 --> 00:36:13,881
♪♪ gentle guitar music ♪♪
872
00:36:13,964 --> 00:36:16,425
Okay.
873
00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:21,138
♪♪♪♪♪♪
874
00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:23,432
Listen, I'm gonna put some
money in your mom's P.O. box,
875
00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:24,808
all right?
876
00:36:24,892 --> 00:36:27,060
But you cannot do this again.
877
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,022
M'kay.
878
00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:32,524
All right.
879
00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:34,693
♪♪♪♪♪♪
880
00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:37,112
[exhales deeply]
881
00:36:37,196 --> 00:36:40,157
♪♪♪♪♪♪
882
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,575
Where's that lady's wallet,
huh?
883
00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:43,076
She's pissed as shit.
884
00:36:43,619 --> 00:36:44,912
In a dumpster on Ellis.
885
00:36:47,206 --> 00:36:49,833
♪♪♪♪♪♪
886
00:36:49,917 --> 00:36:52,461
- Where are you going?
- Dumpster diving.
887
00:36:54,213 --> 00:36:55,631
Coming?
888
00:36:56,048 --> 00:37:00,844
♪♪♪♪♪♪
889
00:37:00,928 --> 00:37:02,429
[Frances]
And then the puppy said,
890
00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:04,014
"Let's be friends, Kitty."
891
00:37:04,097 --> 00:37:05,641
And Kitty felt afraid,
892
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:08,268
because cats are
supposed to be scared of dogs.
893
00:37:08,352 --> 00:37:10,562
But Kitty decided to be brave
894
00:37:10,646 --> 00:37:14,650
because dogs and cats
can be best friends.
895
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:17,778
[applause]
896
00:37:20,489 --> 00:37:22,616
- Great puppet show, Sister.
- [Frances] Thank you.
897
00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:24,910
The children help make the
puppets out of donated clothes
898
00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:26,245
- and milk cartons.
- [Kev] Mm!
899
00:37:26,328 --> 00:37:27,704
Teaches creativity
and recycling.
900
00:37:27,788 --> 00:37:31,083
Mm! Let's cut to the chase,
Sister.
901
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:32,584
How much?
902
00:37:32,668 --> 00:37:34,169
Well, we try to keep
tuition affordable,
903
00:37:34,253 --> 00:37:36,088
so we only charge $150 a week,
904
00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:38,799
but we do need
your child to be baptized.
905
00:37:38,882 --> 00:37:40,550
Is your little one baptized?
906
00:37:40,634 --> 00:37:41,718
- 100%.
- Baptized.
907
00:37:41,802 --> 00:37:44,304
Dunked in the water.
We're very religious.
908
00:37:44,388 --> 00:37:46,431
We pray every night
and we put those dirty crosses
909
00:37:46,515 --> 00:37:47,557
on our faces.
910
00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:49,309
He means on Ash Wednesday.
911
00:37:49,393 --> 00:37:50,477
[Kev]
Sometimes Thursdays too.
912
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,312
We are down with the Christ.
913
00:37:54,106 --> 00:37:56,233
Then the one spot we have open
is all yours,
914
00:37:56,316 --> 00:37:57,484
Mr. and Mrs. Ball.
915
00:37:58,318 --> 00:38:00,112
Sorry, did you say one spot?
916
00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:01,947
[Frances]
Yes, you're in luck.
917
00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:04,992
Little Emily-Jo joined her
parents on their Sudan mission.
918
00:38:07,244 --> 00:38:10,455
♪♪ upbeat rock music ♪♪
919
00:38:10,539 --> 00:38:13,959
[cheering,
overlapping chatter]
920
00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:15,377
[man] Ian, we love you!
921
00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:20,299
♪♪♪♪♪♪
922
00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:24,761
[indistinct shouting]
923
00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:29,850
♪♪♪♪♪♪
924
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,186
Are you okay?
925
00:38:33,270 --> 00:38:35,814
Yeah.
Just used to being in lock up.
926
00:38:35,897 --> 00:38:37,899
[chuckles]
Right.
927
00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:40,068
- Who are all these people?
- They're the movement.
928
00:38:40,152 --> 00:38:42,321
This is Jo, Beth,
Sara, Monte, and Kimby,
929
00:38:42,404 --> 00:38:43,572
our Senior Council.
930
00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:45,073
Let's get you to
the conference room.
931
00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:47,326
We told them only
one selfie per person.
932
00:38:47,409 --> 00:38:48,744
- Selfies?
- Our donors.
933
00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,996
If you give 1K or more, you get
a step and repeat
934
00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:52,789
- with Gay Jesus.
- Wait. Geneva, donors?
935
00:38:52,873 --> 00:38:54,291
[Geneva] For your bail.
936
00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:57,544
It's exciting, isn't it?
How much we've grown.
937
00:38:57,627 --> 00:39:00,422
Because of you,
thanks to you.
938
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:02,132
Oh, give 'em the index cards.
939
00:39:02,591 --> 00:39:03,967
[Geneva] Monte wrote
a statement for you.
940
00:39:04,051 --> 00:39:07,637
He used to work in publicity
for Leo Burnett.
941
00:39:07,721 --> 00:39:10,682
"My harrowing
and abusive time in jail"?
942
00:39:10,766 --> 00:39:12,351
Good, right?
943
00:39:12,434 --> 00:39:13,935
Prison was inspiring.
944
00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:15,979
Well, just emphasize your
oppression as a gay man
945
00:39:16,063 --> 00:39:17,939
and the daily violence
you endured.
946
00:39:19,358 --> 00:39:20,442
What is this?
947
00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,027
Oh, that's all the van
torchings we've done.
948
00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:23,862
We're doing more tomorrow
in your honor.
949
00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:25,155
Why?
950
00:39:25,238 --> 00:39:28,533
It's become a symbol of freeing
kids from oppression.
951
00:39:28,617 --> 00:39:31,161
Oh. [chuckles]
We got you this to wear.
952
00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:33,246
[exhales deeply] It'll make a
great picture for the website.
953
00:39:34,331 --> 00:39:37,709
- Am I allowed to take a piss?
- Sure, yeah, of course.
954
00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:39,795
It--it's around the corner,
just make it quick.
955
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:41,713
Press conference starts in ten.
956
00:39:41,797 --> 00:39:42,839
[door slams]
957
00:39:42,923 --> 00:39:47,010
♪♪♪♪♪♪
958
00:39:52,808 --> 00:39:57,854
♪♪♪♪♪♪
959
00:39:59,231 --> 00:40:02,317
♪♪ Watch us disappear ♪♪
960
00:40:02,401 --> 00:40:04,778
♪♪ Back into the ether ♪♪
961
00:40:04,861 --> 00:40:07,406
♪♪♪♪♪♪
962
00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:09,866
One point seven million.
963
00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:11,159
You hear that?
964
00:40:11,243 --> 00:40:13,662
And the Sunset Brook up in
Evanston sold two years
965
00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:16,706
after initial acquisition
with a $2 million profit.
966
00:40:16,790 --> 00:40:19,042
That piece of shit
is sitting on a golden egg,
967
00:40:19,126 --> 00:40:21,169
and he's trying to unload
that dump on me
968
00:40:21,253 --> 00:40:22,921
that hasn't been renovated
since the '80s
969
00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:25,757
and has been on the market
since--I--when, Liam?
970
00:40:25,841 --> 00:40:28,468
February. Asking price went
down on Looper yesterday.
971
00:40:28,552 --> 00:40:30,595
- Unbelievable.
- 'Cause he's a dick.
972
00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:31,680
[Ford] I told you that.
973
00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:33,515
The nursing home offering
is still online.
974
00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:35,392
It says there's five
partnership spots left.
975
00:40:35,475 --> 00:40:38,395
♪♪ funky music ♪♪
976
00:40:38,478 --> 00:40:40,564
♪♪♪♪♪♪
977
00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:42,357
[Fiona]
Oh, he's a fucking liar.
978
00:40:42,441 --> 00:40:44,526
He's putting the whole thing
together and he wrote me off
979
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:46,236
as dollar store trash?
980
00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:48,572
'Cause he's a dick.
I told you that.
981
00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:51,366
Can you stop reminding me
that you were right?
982
00:40:51,450 --> 00:40:52,701
He try to sleep
with you as well?
983
00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:54,911
Yes, he tried to sleep with me.
984
00:40:54,995 --> 00:40:56,955
No, he didn't take me
seriously.
985
00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:59,332
And yes,
you were completely right.
986
00:40:59,416 --> 00:41:01,251
And he's not gonna get away
with it.
987
00:41:01,334 --> 00:41:03,253
Sunset Brook is
coming to my neighborhood.
988
00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:05,755
It's coming to my backyard.
It's gonna print money.
989
00:41:05,839 --> 00:41:08,091
[Fiona] And I want in.
Come on, Liam.
990
00:41:08,175 --> 00:41:10,051
Where are we going?
991
00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:13,555
To take what's ours.
992
00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:16,558
[dogs barking in the distance]
993
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:20,270
Don't worry, Sergeant,
he won't feel any pain.
994
00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:22,063
The injection doesn't hurt.
995
00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:25,942
And he'll be buried in a grassy
field down by the lake.
996
00:41:26,026 --> 00:41:27,486
[Jordan] That's a great
comfort to me.
997
00:41:27,569 --> 00:41:29,404
Thank you.
I love Biscuit.
998
00:41:29,488 --> 00:41:31,448
[Ralph] Of course you do.
And he loves you.
999
00:41:31,531 --> 00:41:33,450
When you're ready,
we'll begin.
1000
00:41:36,036 --> 00:41:37,621
Put the music on.
1001
00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:40,290
[Ralph]
And, uh, toss some rose pedals.
1002
00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:41,458
Not all of them.
1003
00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:43,502
Save some for the others.
1004
00:41:43,585 --> 00:41:45,462
[gentle choral music
playing on stereo]
1005
00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:48,507
There's my boy.
There's my good boy.
1006
00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:51,885
God, he's a service dog?
1007
00:41:51,968 --> 00:41:55,764
Yep, General Biscuit's been
with me since Afghanistan.
1008
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,349
I lost an eye.
1009
00:41:58,433 --> 00:41:59,935
I gained a best friend.
1010
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:02,062
[sniffles,
pats Biscuit]
1011
00:42:02,145 --> 00:42:03,897
Thick and thin, eh, buddy?
1012
00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:07,317
♪♪ Lord be with you ♪♪
1013
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:11,404
♪♪ Till we meet again ♪♪
1014
00:42:11,488 --> 00:42:13,281
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1015
00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:14,824
[rock music
playing on stereo]
1016
00:42:14,908 --> 00:42:17,452
Over there, all right?
Yo.
1017
00:42:17,536 --> 00:42:20,163
So where the hell was she?
1018
00:42:20,247 --> 00:42:22,332
Oh, it's a long story.
Sorry I'm so late.
1019
00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:24,459
I'll work tonight,
make up for it.
1020
00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:26,962
Don't worry about it.
1021
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,172
[Lip] Hey, could you, uh,
toss me the torque wrench?
1022
00:42:29,256 --> 00:42:30,298
Yeah.
1023
00:42:31,091 --> 00:42:33,301
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1024
00:42:33,385 --> 00:42:34,719
Thanks.
1025
00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:39,307
What's up?
1026
00:42:40,642 --> 00:42:44,312
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1027
00:42:44,396 --> 00:42:47,691
I wanna tell you something.
As a friend.
1028
00:42:47,774 --> 00:42:49,192
Are you coming out to me, man?
1029
00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:52,696
You should sponsor
that guy with the baby.
1030
00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:54,781
[chuckles]
Fuck.
1031
00:42:54,864 --> 00:42:56,866
It's the next stage in your
sobriety, you're ready.
1032
00:42:56,950 --> 00:42:58,243
[exhales deeply]
1033
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,371
What am I supposed to say
to that guy, Brad, huh?
1034
00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:03,456
"You can do it"?
1035
00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:06,918
- I can barely do it myself.
- Then so say that to him.
1036
00:43:07,002 --> 00:43:09,421
Look, you've already been
a sponsor without knowing it.
1037
00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:11,798
Look what you did for Youens,
and for me.
1038
00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:13,633
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1039
00:43:13,717 --> 00:43:15,635
I got enough shit to be
stressed about, all right?
1040
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:17,387
Lip.
1041
00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:19,598
Helping another AA member is
a hell of a lot better
1042
00:43:19,681 --> 00:43:23,018
for your sobriety than chasing
after a kid who's not yours.
1043
00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:25,478
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1044
00:43:25,562 --> 00:43:28,356
Gallaghers don't sponsor.
We get sponsored.
1045
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:29,441
It's in our DNA.
1046
00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:31,484
Well, maybe you're
more than your DNA.
1047
00:43:31,568 --> 00:43:33,612
At least I think you are.
1048
00:43:34,571 --> 00:43:36,740
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1049
00:43:37,741 --> 00:43:40,201
I gotta take a leak.
You take 'em in there
1050
00:43:40,285 --> 00:43:41,661
and, uh, give 'em some treats
1051
00:43:41,745 --> 00:43:44,331
and, uh, make 'em feel real
comfy and then get started.
1052
00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:46,666
Uh, you know,
maybe we could wait a second.
1053
00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:49,044
Wait for what?
1054
00:43:49,127 --> 00:43:52,088
I mean, let 'em die naturally.
They're practically dead.
1055
00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:54,924
Plus Biscuit's a vet.
Deserves better.
1056
00:43:55,008 --> 00:43:56,885
I couldn't agree with you more,
son,
1057
00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:58,762
but I'm a not-for-profit.
1058
00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:01,181
I get 20, 25 dogs
through here a week.
1059
00:44:01,264 --> 00:44:05,185
That's a lot of dog food,
doggy diapers, medications.
1060
00:44:05,268 --> 00:44:08,813
Some of them need a senior
diet, and that's twice as much.
1061
00:44:08,897 --> 00:44:11,941
So, uh, get started.
Chop chop.
1062
00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:19,407
- [knocking on door]
- [Debbie] It's open!
1063
00:44:19,491 --> 00:44:22,243
I'll be right down, Farhad.
1064
00:44:22,327 --> 00:44:26,039
[Alex] Hello?
Looking for Debbie Gallagher.
1065
00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:28,500
What the fuck
are you doing here?
1066
00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:29,709
[Alex] Can I talk
to you a minute?
1067
00:44:29,793 --> 00:44:31,503
No. How did you find me?
1068
00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:34,005
You told everyone in Chicago
your name is Debbie Gallagher
1069
00:44:34,089 --> 00:44:36,007
and you're a welder
with a vagina.
1070
00:44:36,091 --> 00:44:37,801
- [Alex] Not hard to find.
- What do you want?
1071
00:44:37,884 --> 00:44:40,470
- I'm gonna be late.
- I lied to you this morning.
1072
00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:42,847
There is another woman
on my site.
1073
00:44:42,931 --> 00:44:44,224
Who?
1074
00:44:44,307 --> 00:44:45,892
Me.
1075
00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:48,228
[chuckles]
You're a woman?
1076
00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:50,313
I don't wanna get paid
1/3 of what the dudes make.
1077
00:44:51,106 --> 00:44:52,440
It's bullshit.
1078
00:44:52,524 --> 00:44:54,859
[Alex] My last job I was
the best electrician on site.
1079
00:44:54,943 --> 00:44:56,403
Foreman paid me 1/3
of what the guys got.
1080
00:44:56,486 --> 00:44:58,363
Now, I got a good gig,
1081
00:44:58,446 --> 00:45:01,366
but you saw how Neanderthal
them jokers can be.
1082
00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:02,617
I'm in the lion's den.
1083
00:45:02,701 --> 00:45:05,370
I had to pull
a Boys Don't Cry.
1084
00:45:05,453 --> 00:45:07,664
Wow. That's hardcore.
1085
00:45:07,747 --> 00:45:10,625
You can't tell. My foreman's
a piece of dog shit.
1086
00:45:10,709 --> 00:45:13,545
♪♪ rock music ♪♪
1087
00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:15,380
Oh, sorry, I don't mean
stare at you.
1088
00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:17,132
You just really look
like a dude.
1089
00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:20,719
Yeah, yeah, I--I know.
[chuckles]
1090
00:45:20,802 --> 00:45:23,763
Ah, shit, I gotta go.
I'm gonna be late for work.
1091
00:45:23,847 --> 00:45:27,100
Yeah.
Um...
1092
00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:28,268
[Alex]
what time do you get off?
1093
00:45:28,351 --> 00:45:30,437
Maybe you wanna
grab a beer later,
1094
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:31,688
topple the patriarchy?
1095
00:45:31,771 --> 00:45:33,398
Hell yeah.
I'm off at 9:00.
1096
00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:36,317
All right, then, it's a...
it's a date.
1097
00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:41,448
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1098
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,908
[overlapping chatter]
1099
00:45:43,992 --> 00:45:45,410
[Max]...Because I don't know
if anybody's
1100
00:45:45,493 --> 00:45:47,078
gonna be there to pick me up.
1101
00:45:47,162 --> 00:45:49,289
You still got five limited
partnerships available
1102
00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:51,291
on that Sunset Brook lot.
1103
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,793
[Fiona]
So what the hell, Whitford?
1104
00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:56,087
Do you think
I'm not smart enough?
1105
00:45:56,171 --> 00:45:58,381
Or you just like
making women feel like
1106
00:45:58,465 --> 00:46:00,550
they need to fuck you
to join an LLC?
1107
00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:02,844
Um...
1108
00:46:03,470 --> 00:46:05,972
This is Fiona Gallagher.
She's--she's very passionate
1109
00:46:06,055 --> 00:46:07,515
about real estate.
1110
00:46:07,599 --> 00:46:09,142
I know the neighborhood.
I know the people.
1111
00:46:09,225 --> 00:46:11,269
I know the old people you're
gonna put in diapers.
1112
00:46:11,352 --> 00:46:12,687
I know the permits.
I know the people
1113
00:46:12,771 --> 00:46:14,314
that stamp the permits.
1114
00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:16,649
I know that block
like the back of my hand.
1115
00:46:17,317 --> 00:46:19,569
I got 50K in my pocket
and I want in.
1116
00:46:20,069 --> 00:46:21,988
You'd need 100 to play.
1117
00:46:23,323 --> 00:46:25,241
Then I got 100 in my pocket.
1118
00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:27,994
So what do you say?
1119
00:46:29,579 --> 00:46:31,331
Am I in?
Or am I out?
1120
00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:32,874
'Cause if I'm in,
I'll leave.
1121
00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:35,251
But if I'm not,
1122
00:46:36,211 --> 00:46:37,962
I'm gonna keep standing here.
1123
00:46:39,047 --> 00:46:42,091
And I'm gonna eat every one
of your goddamn breadsticks.
1124
00:46:42,175 --> 00:46:44,385
[dance music
playing on stereo]
1125
00:46:45,178 --> 00:46:47,138
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1126
00:46:49,974 --> 00:46:51,810
Let me ask you fine gentlemen,
1127
00:46:51,893 --> 00:46:54,479
which of these congressional
candidates look like you?
1128
00:46:54,562 --> 00:46:58,066
That's a gay Latino man and
a semi-hot black woman, Frank.
1129
00:46:58,149 --> 00:47:01,945
Exactly. American men
used to control everything.
1130
00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:04,781
Look at a history book.
We used to be the leading men.
1131
00:47:04,864 --> 00:47:06,741
Now, we're marginalized.
1132
00:47:06,825 --> 00:47:10,078
I attended a congressional
debate this afternoon,
1133
00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:11,955
and you know
what I experienced?
1134
00:47:12,038 --> 00:47:13,998
Reverse racism.
1135
00:47:14,082 --> 00:47:17,043
It's all diverse gays
and vaginas now.
1136
00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:19,254
The tide is changing,
gentlemen,
1137
00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:22,882
and it's changing
too damn fast, am I right?
1138
00:47:22,966 --> 00:47:26,010
[overlapping chatter]
1139
00:47:28,471 --> 00:47:29,889
[Frank]
Give me a beer.
1140
00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:33,518
I'll tell you something else.
1141
00:47:33,601 --> 00:47:36,145
They're trying to take the Old
Blue Brewery away from us.
1142
00:47:36,229 --> 00:47:40,733
They wanna convert it into
an LTGB-E-I-E-I-O,
1143
00:47:40,817 --> 00:47:44,195
or a--a goddamn
African Art gallery?
1144
00:47:44,279 --> 00:47:45,655
So?
1145
00:47:45,738 --> 00:47:47,699
We need a candidate of our own,
boys.
1146
00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:50,410
A bright, shining
beacon of hope.
1147
00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:52,745
We need someone who will
promote and protect
1148
00:47:52,829 --> 00:47:55,582
our values.
Someone who'll make sure
1149
00:47:55,665 --> 00:47:57,959
our culture doesn't disappear.
1150
00:47:58,042 --> 00:48:01,713
Someone who sat on a barstool
and stared down the gun barrel
1151
00:48:01,796 --> 00:48:04,173
that is the working class
experience.
1152
00:48:04,257 --> 00:48:05,842
But who?
1153
00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:09,804
What about Mo White?
1154
00:48:09,888 --> 00:48:12,807
- He died.
- [Frank] He did? Are you sure?
1155
00:48:12,891 --> 00:48:14,726
He did--somebody check.
Did he die?
1156
00:48:14,809 --> 00:48:17,520
Uh, says here he's alive,
just retired.
1157
00:48:17,604 --> 00:48:21,316
Well, that's perfect.
Mo White is a genius idea.
1158
00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:24,569
He was a true American
congressman.
1159
00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:28,114
He loosened the liquor license
rules so that the Irish
1160
00:48:28,197 --> 00:48:29,908
would have some place to drink.
1161
00:48:29,991 --> 00:48:31,576
- ♪♪ patriotic music ♪♪
- He helped rebuild Comiskey.
1162
00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:33,995
He put in bocce
for our Italian brothers.
1163
00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:36,664
- A--and--and horse-shoe pits.
- That's right.
1164
00:48:36,748 --> 00:48:38,291
Didn't he keep
the Chris Columbus memorial
1165
00:48:38,374 --> 00:48:39,626
from being torn down?
1166
00:48:39,709 --> 00:48:41,085
[Frank] You bet your
ass he did.
1167
00:48:41,169 --> 00:48:43,004
Mo White is a friend
of the South Side.
1168
00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:45,965
We gotta find Mo White
and write White in.
1169
00:48:46,049 --> 00:48:48,801
[Frank] We need seed money
for his campaign.
1170
00:48:48,885 --> 00:48:50,470
Ten bucks.
I'll go first.
1171
00:48:50,553 --> 00:48:52,305
Give me that.
Ten bucks.
1172
00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:54,182
Everybody, ten bucks.
What do you say?
1173
00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:55,600
Come on, yeah.
1174
00:48:55,683 --> 00:48:57,769
The fundraising
starts right now.
1175
00:48:57,852 --> 00:49:00,313
The campaign pot
is coming around.
1176
00:49:00,396 --> 00:49:03,483
Hey, let's make Chicago
white again.
1177
00:49:03,566 --> 00:49:05,109
- [all] Yeah.
- [chuckles]
1178
00:49:05,193 --> 00:49:08,404
- Mo White, Mo White...
- [all chanting] Mo White...
1179
00:49:08,488 --> 00:49:11,741
♪♪ patriotic music ♪♪
1180
00:49:11,824 --> 00:49:15,286
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1181
00:49:15,370 --> 00:49:18,456
I got it.
Mo White, Mo White.
1182
00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:22,335
Yeah.
Mo White, Mo White, Mo White.
1183
00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:24,671
[dogs howl, whimper]
1184
00:49:24,754 --> 00:49:26,381
[door opens and closes]
1185
00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:28,007
[dogs barking]
1186
00:49:28,091 --> 00:49:29,968
[Carl] Yeah, I know this
isn't the Ritz-Carlton,
1187
00:49:30,051 --> 00:49:33,054
but the Gallagher basement
beats the murder van, guys.
1188
00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,723
I got you guys some water.
1189
00:49:35,807 --> 00:49:39,227
I'm gonna do a Petco run.
Any requests?
1190
00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:42,021
No? All right, well,
you guys just relax,
1191
00:49:42,105 --> 00:49:45,149
take all the time you need,
just die naturally.
1192
00:49:45,233 --> 00:49:46,734
All right?
Take care.
1193
00:49:46,818 --> 00:49:48,444
[dogs whining]
1194
00:49:50,113 --> 00:49:52,156
[dogs barking]
1195
00:49:56,327 --> 00:49:58,663
[grunts] Jesus Christ.
Ian.
1196
00:49:58,746 --> 00:50:00,415
- When'd you get out?
- Today.
1197
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,542
Welcome home.
You look good.
1198
00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:04,127
Did you lean out in there?
1199
00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:09,007
So...
1200
00:50:09,757 --> 00:50:11,509
what'd I miss
around here?
1201
00:50:12,301 --> 00:50:14,345
You know,
same old, same old.
1202
00:50:16,431 --> 00:50:18,391
Well, I gotta go pick up
like 80 pounds of kibble.
1203
00:50:18,474 --> 00:50:19,809
You know, catch up later?
1204
00:50:21,019 --> 00:50:23,104
Yeah, yeah.
1205
00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:24,689
Wait, who's the girl on my bed?
1206
00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:27,025
Uh, that's Xan,
Lip's kid.
1207
00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:29,360
[door closes]
1208
00:50:29,819 --> 00:50:31,654
So...
1209
00:50:31,738 --> 00:50:33,489
you're both going
to nursery school
1210
00:50:33,573 --> 00:50:36,451
and you'll both have
on the exact same outfit,
1211
00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:38,828
but you can't ever be in the
same room at the same time.
1212
00:50:38,911 --> 00:50:41,039
Gemma, Daddy's gonna drop you
off at the back door.
1213
00:50:41,122 --> 00:50:43,916
And Amy, Mommy's gonna drop you
off at the front door.
1214
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,543
[Veronica] And Amy,
if you're on the play ground
1215
00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:46,627
that means you, Gemma,
1216
00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:48,046
you gotta be in the classroom.
1217
00:50:48,129 --> 00:50:49,797
And Gemma, if you're in
the arts room,
1218
00:50:49,881 --> 00:50:53,092
then Amy, you're gonna
have to hide in your cubby.
1219
00:50:53,176 --> 00:50:54,469
And you're both named Amy now.
1220
00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:57,972
There is no Gemma.
Gemma doesn't exist anymore.
1221
00:50:58,056 --> 00:51:00,475
Only Amy.
And you're devout Catholics,
1222
00:51:00,558 --> 00:51:03,686
so cross yourselves a lot,
like this.
1223
00:51:03,770 --> 00:51:05,396
- [giggles]
- Good.
1224
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:06,981
Okay.
1225
00:51:07,065 --> 00:51:09,233
This is going to be
1226
00:51:09,317 --> 00:51:12,737
a super fun secret family game,
right?
1227
00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:15,531
We love you Amy.
We love you, Fake Amy.
1228
00:51:15,615 --> 00:51:18,159
We love you, Fake Amy.
1229
00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:21,162
♪♪ solemn music ♪♪
1230
00:51:21,245 --> 00:51:26,292
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1231
00:51:32,006 --> 00:51:33,508
[Lip]
Hey. How's it going, man?
1232
00:51:34,175 --> 00:51:35,635
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1233
00:51:35,718 --> 00:51:37,261
I'm here.
1234
00:51:37,345 --> 00:51:38,846
Yeah.
1235
00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:41,724
[Lip] Hey.
1236
00:51:42,725 --> 00:51:44,143
Coming in?
1237
00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:50,775
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1238
00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:58,783
[baby crying]
1239
00:52:03,663 --> 00:52:06,332
[Lip] Hey, man, I tell you what.
Why don't we go in together?
1240
00:52:06,415 --> 00:52:08,543
Huh?
1241
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:11,754
Uh, I'll sponsor you.
Come on.
1242
00:52:11,838 --> 00:52:13,548
[baby crying]
1243
00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:16,134
Come on, sweetie, come on.
Come on, you're okay.
1244
00:52:16,217 --> 00:52:18,886
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1245
00:52:19,846 --> 00:52:22,098
We'll get some pie
after and talk.
1246
00:52:22,765 --> 00:52:24,392
I know a good place.
1247
00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:25,935
I don't eat pie.
1248
00:52:26,602 --> 00:52:28,104
Now you do.
1249
00:52:37,446 --> 00:52:39,866
- Can I help you?
- [Frank] Mo White?
1250
00:52:39,949 --> 00:52:40,950
Yeah.
1251
00:52:41,993 --> 00:52:43,161
Yeah, who are you?
1252
00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:46,205
♪♪ rock music ♪♪
1253
00:52:46,289 --> 00:52:49,750
Sir, your country needs you.
1254
00:52:49,834 --> 00:52:52,712
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1255
00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:53,963
Uh-huh?
1256
00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:56,215
[Fiona] All right,
pick your poison.
1257
00:52:56,299 --> 00:52:58,342
- Grape or punch?
- [Liam] Punch.
1258
00:52:58,426 --> 00:53:01,220
♪♪ The world ♪♪
1259
00:53:01,304 --> 00:53:03,556
♪♪ Passed it on
to somebody else ♪♪
1260
00:53:03,639 --> 00:53:05,266
We did it.
1261
00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:06,809
[laughs]
1262
00:53:06,893 --> 00:53:09,896
Gallagher finally
made it off first base.
1263
00:53:09,979 --> 00:53:11,272
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1264
00:53:11,355 --> 00:53:13,774
♪♪ Whoa ♪♪
1265
00:53:13,858 --> 00:53:16,068
♪♪ Oh ♪♪
1266
00:53:16,152 --> 00:53:20,865
♪♪ Taking bets
from Bangkok to France ♪♪
1267
00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:23,743
♪♪ Why sit down
when you wanna da-- ♪♪
1268
00:53:34,253 --> 00:53:35,588
[man] Hand.
1269
00:53:35,671 --> 00:53:37,089
Chest.
1270
00:53:37,173 --> 00:53:38,716
Cock.
1271
00:53:38,799 --> 00:53:40,885
And fire.
1272
00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:43,679
Chest.
And fire.
1273
00:53:43,763 --> 00:53:46,766
Chest.
And fire.
1274
00:53:46,849 --> 00:53:49,185
Chest.
Shoulder.
1275
00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:52,897
[plays "Taps" on trumpet]
1276
00:53:52,980 --> 00:53:54,440
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1277
00:53:54,523 --> 00:53:56,442
[Lip] What the fuck?
It's 5:00 in the morning,
1278
00:53:56,525 --> 00:53:57,818
Carl.
1279
00:53:57,902 --> 00:54:00,613
[Debbie] It's a goddamn dog,
Carl.
1280
00:54:00,696 --> 00:54:02,907
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1281
00:54:02,990 --> 00:54:05,910
♪♪ rock music playing ♪♪
1282
00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:11,040
♪♪♪♪♪♪
1283
00:54:22,385 --> 00:54:24,470
♪♪ We really had an attitude ♪♪
1284
00:54:24,553 --> 00:54:27,139
♪♪ Since we quit our jobs ♪♪
1285
00:54:27,223 --> 00:54:29,684
♪♪ How long
will the deal last? ♪♪
1286
00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:34,021
♪♪♪♪♪♪
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