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♪♪♪

♪ Don't care what
you think about it ♪

♪ Ain't here
to please nobody ♪

♪ I'm a-running undercover

♪ Here comes trouble now

♪♪♪

♪ Me and my wicked ways

♪ I'll get you
into trouble now ♪

♪ It's just
so hard to behave ♪

♪ Got you
seeing double now ♪

♪♪♪

♪ I'm the one
your mama told you ♪

♪ Oh, boy,
the world is torture ♪

♪ A risk you can't afford

♪ And here comes trouble now

♪ Turning it up all night

♪ Got you feeling high

♪ Turning it up all night

♪ Got you feeling high

♪ Get you into trouble now

♪♪♪

What color describes me
in the bedroom?

Oh, eggshell.

I'm certainly not
one of the primary colors.

- Pink, because everything
about me is pink.

Because pink is super, like,
cute and kind of submissive.

Red, 'cause it's fiery

and it's hot
and it's lusty and slutty.

- I feel like it would be
a color like black.

You're just, like, whipping
the shit out of somebody.

If you pick a color like yellow,

you're just having weird,
like, smiley, like--

the ones where they
dress up as animals? Furry sex.

So I feel like in the middle,
blue or green, is a safe space.

- The image of white
popped into my head

'cause I think there's
always gonna be a part of me

that's a little standoffish,

a little bit of a voyeur.

I would say I'm blue,

only because
it's like aquatic

and calming
and ocean and water.

Does that make sense?
- Yeah. You're, like,

really smooth
and relaxed and loving.

the least aggressive
of the three of us.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Probably purple is the color
that best describes me.

Like, not like an eggplant,
like a royal purple,

and not a lavender.
That's too feminine for me.

- Orangish-red and the reason
why I think of that

is because sometimes there'll
be candles in the room

or I'll have,
like, my laptop open.

We'll be playing, like,
YouTube,

like, videos of the weekend

or whatever artist I like,
and there's like an orange hue

in the room--maybe orange.

- Oh, my God,
like an oxblood color.

Red is, like, a very sensual,
sexual color in general,

but like that deep red oxblood.

I don't know.
I just get that vibe.

I can't even explain why,
really.

- I'd say that in the bedroom,
every color represents me

because I'm an artist,
and for me,

every color stands
for something different,

and I feel like I tap into
so many different personas

with my sexual identity,

just 'cause I'm like,
willing to, like, try anything.

- Except DP.
- I'm willing to try it.

- Whoa!
You just got that on camera.

- Record that.
[ laughter ]

- My name is Teal.
- My name is Mark.

- I'm Vera.
- I'm Barbara.

- Adam.
- Breeze.

- Angela.
- And this--

- And this--
- And this

- This is our sex life.

- Or some approximation,
or if I had a sex life,

this would be
what it would look like,

like this right here.

♪♪♪

- Love and Paint is
an experience

that brings creativity
and romance together.

- It's about the connection,
being there in that moment,

feeling the textures of
the paint, loving each other,

and shutting everything out

and just leaving room
for this experience.

I'm an artist by trade
and a creative by trade.

I went to art school.

The idea originated
from a moment. [ chuckles ]

I remember I was going out
one night, got lucky,

and it was one of those nights
where it was just a whirlwind,

like, just
a really passionate night.

And in the morning,
you know, after she left,

I went back into my room.

It looked like a hurricane
had hit the room.

It was just insane.
I started noticing, like,

the wrinkles of the sheets
and all these different things,

and I was like, "God."
I was like, "I wish I knew

exactly, like, what happened.
Like, how did we start this?"

It looked like
kind of an amazing night.

I was like, "Oh, how can you
capture that night without,

"you know, film and technology
or anything like that?

How can you kind of
just tell that story?"

♪♪♪

I had asked this friend of mine,
"Do you mind coming over?"

And I explained the concept
and she was all about it.

I said, "Let's just wear, like,
some, you know, underwear."

I wasn't even asking
her to have sex.

It was just, "Let's just see
what it's like

with two people
and it's an experiment."

♪♪♪

We did it and it was
an incredible experience.

I mean, we were laughing
like kids, we were giddy.

Actually, we felt in love
for the moment of it,

even though
we were just friends.

And it's still, to this day,
my favorite painting.

It was everything
I'd pictured in my dreams.

It was just incredible
and it's beautiful.

- Hi.
- Hi. How are you?

- Alex.
- Michael.

- Nice to meet you.
- Michael, I'm Tyler.

- How are you?
- Pleased to meet you, Tyler.

- Hi. Siouxsie.
- Pleasure to meet you finally.

- Hi, Siouxsie, Tyler.
- Hi.

- Great to meet you guys.
- So good to meet you.

- So this is it.
This is Love and Paint.

And this is your,
you know, play area

where you guys can really,
you know, start to explore,

and I think that that's really
the kind of the key aspect here

is to really just kind of
let yourself go free

and be as creative as you want
within the space

and sometimes outside of it.

But Alex is just gonna kind of
take you through

some of
the color aspects of it.

- Yeah.
- Excellent, yeah.

- So how it typically works is,

you know,
one thing we try to avoid

is choosing every color
in the rainbow because

you end up getting brown.
- Yeah.

- And while brown is
a beautiful color,

it doesn't need to be thecolor.
- Right.

- What do you think
about this orange?

- It reminds me of you.

[ laughs ]
- I like that.

- You are an orange
kind of dude.

- All right.
- You are. You are.

- Awesome. So this is a really
beautiful palette and actually,

I mean, these all complement
each other quite nicely.

- Have you guys ever tried
anything like this before?

- No. I have never
finger painted with my body.

- It's interesting, you know.
It's like such a simple concept,

but I think what's so cool
about this

is the thing
that's left behind is

that really amazing art piece
that you have forever,

that no matter what
you guys are feeling,

whatever emotions
are going through,

if you guys are fighting
or if you're in love,

you can look at that
and really remember this moment

right now when you first
came together and did it.

♪♪♪

- When we first met,

I had a couple of partners
at the time.

You were in
some monogamous situations.

- Right. I spent a long time--
30 years exactly--

trying to be in monogamous
relationships,

and it was just,
I realized finally that I was

setting myself up for failure,
because that is not

a relationship model
that works for me.

- And your partner that
you had before me, I think,

actually like, was just like,

"You know what? You need to
do non-monogamy.

"You need to be in a polyamorous
relationship and like maybe

"with somebody who really knows
how to do it, such as Siouxsie.

Like, maybe you should
date Siouxsie."

- Yeah. She was within
my circle of friends.

So we'd see each other
at events

and we'd talk and joke
and have fun.

- We are currently
in the process of saving

and hustling to buy a house.

You know,
that's the America dream,

and I feel like this
will sort of

commemorate that in a way.

We should take our clothes off.

Like, I just feel like--
I just feel very--

While not fully clothed?

- It's very hard
to find a first.

We've been struggling.
Like, we've done

so many things, but this
is something we've not done.

We're taking each other's
paint virginity today?

- I love it.

Making out covered in paint

rolling around
sounds pretty great.

♪♪♪

Yes.

- I'm really excited.
We're like--

there's a lot of clown
and like, lighthearted energy

that comes
with our sexual dynamic,

so, like... [ laughs ]
It's gonna be fun.

[ gasps, laughs ]

No, back, back, back, back.

[ laughter ]

♪♪♪

[ laughs ]

♪♪♪

[ giggles ]

I still remember
the first time that we kissed.

♪♪♪

That was kind of
the difference for me.

- I think that kissing is--
can be a much more intimate act

than any other sexual act.
- Mm-hmm.

I mean, like, your personal
space comes so close together

and it really creates
a connected feeling.

over, say, penetrative sex
where you can just sort of

be back and disconnected.

When you're kissing somebody,
you're there.

You're there.

♪♪♪

- The core concept
of Love and Paint,

it's reawakening
the butterflies in couples

that have lost that fire.

It's reminding ourselves
not to take love too seriously,

to kind of get back at the root

of what it means
to be connected.

♪♪♪

- Anybody can find the paint,
and anybody can have sex,

but when you put them together,
it just creates

this playful, fun moment
of discovery.

I think that's really
what the magic is

and that's why people
want to do Love and Paint.

- Art is meant
to draw something out of you,

to express ideas and sexuality
is such a part of our lives.

It is so huge, and we--
you know, we can't escape it,

in any way, nor should we
try to escape it.

[ laughs softly ]

[ laughs ]
Very sexy.

[ gasps ]

- [ whispers ]
Okay, just stand there.

I really like the concept
of looking at the canvases

as a study of movement.

It's like a really interesting
way of doing a time-lapse

for the sex event, right?
- It's visceral.

- It's beginning to end,
it's visceral,

and in the end, it's like

"Here it is.
This is all of it."

- This is the scene.
- This is the scene.

♪♪♪

- I envisioned taking
this painting

and putting it
over our mantel one day

in our beautiful home
that we're gonna buy,

putting it out for the world
for people to see.

- Put it on the ceiling,
cover our ceiling.

- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Lay there, look up at it.

- All right. I think we did it.

- I'm done.
- I'm done.

- I love you.
- I love you so much.

- That's what our love
looks like.

- [ laughs ]
- It's very good.

- That's pretty cool.
- I love it.

♪♪♪

- I've always combined
weed and sex.

Everything's just more tingly

and I'm just more free
and feel more connected.

You're so tingly down there,
it's so sensitive, it's just...

absolute heaven down there.
It really--it feels great.

Perfect.

- I say that we probably

experiment with weed and sex

80% of the time.

- I think combining
weed and sex

can either be hit or miss.

It can either be fantastic
and it feels like you guys

are on the same level,
or it's really awkward,

and then you start, like,
looking at

all of the things
you don't like

about the person
or yourself.

- I'm a big marijuana
connoisseur.

I think it's
a great aphrodisiac,

specifically edibles.
There's nothing like it.

I get horny as hell
off edibles,

and I think it's great
for couples in general.

- I have definitely
combined weed and sex.

It's a great experience,
especially on Indica

that just makes
your entire body relax.

Can be really--it makes
sex just feel even better.

- I think it's better sex.
I've had Extasy sex.

I've had weed sex.
Coke sex is bad,

because the girl's more turned
on, and I'm less turned on.

Weed makes sex more sensual

just because you're
both relaxed.

You're in the same rhythm,
you're in the same place.

- I'm not a weed person at all,

but I did once or twice,
and it made things--

like, it took me
out of my head.

It made things go
nice and smooth.

I had--it was a good experience.

- Uh, no weed, but, other--

oh, I shouldn't say that.
Never mind.

- But heroin.
- [ laughter ]

- But heroin. [ laughs ]

♪♪♪

- Cannabis is a pathway to
experiencing amazing sex--

greater pleasure
and turn-on and orgasm.

I like to say
that cannabis is a tool

in your sexual toolbox
alongside of

lube or condoms or dildo
or vibrators.

You have the feeling
of greater sensations,

heightened arousal.
Some people feel tingly

or warmth, or they feel
a pulsating,

and a lot of times
greater arousal.

There's really something to
combining sex and cannabis.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

[ plastic rustling ]

- Hey.
- Yo.

- Should we set up?

- What do you mean,
set up the room?

- I created this workshop
called Elevated Intimacy,

A Couple's Circle,

and I work with couples
who want to

increase their intimacy
and their connection

with the use of cannabis
in a really safe and sacred way.

Cannabis actually releases
a chemical in the brain

that is a, um--
like a bliss molecule.

It can help us relax
and destress.

Let's put the joints
front and center.

And then this ashtray
can go here.

It can help us feel
more alive.

It can help us feel happier

and your body gets to feel like
you're on Pleasure Island.

I'll trim these for now.

We'll cut them,
but for now I thought maybe...

This workshop was really
birthed out of our experience,

the tools and techniques
that have really helped us

in our relationship.

Take 'em all for a second.
- Mm-hmm.

- The sex and intimacy stuff
was where we just--

we struggled, and we felt
like we were

two people in the night
trying to find each other.

- That's nice.
That adds a little bit more,

like, femininity to it.

What really, really helped us
was cannabis.

I brought it into
the bedroom with us.

I created ritual around it,

and we had this powerful
sexual awakening.

And that's when I found out
that I was

a multi-orgasmic woman.

- Yeah.
- Yay.

- Yay me or yay cannabis?

- All of us.
- Oh, all of us together.

- Each and every one of us
has a unique pathway

to pleasure, turn-on,
and arousal.

For many of us,
this pathway is cannabis.

It is a vasodilator,

so it sends blood
down to the genitals.

It helps us lower inhibitions
speaking our desire,

so if your desire is
to suck toes during sex,

maybe that's not something
that you feel safe

expressing
to your partner.

Cannabis has this ability
to help us feel

more into pleasure
and sexuality in a deeper way.

Welcome, everyone.

Thank you so much
for your bravery,

and your vulnerability
and your willingness

to really spend this time
working on your relationship.

Couples are gonna take away
some really, really simple tools

that they can use throughout
their sexuality

to continue to grow
and blossom together.

These tools that we teach
are actually things

that we suggest doing
before and after

each sexual exploration.

First I'd love to go
around the room

and get to know everybody,

so say your name and why
you've come to the workshop.

- My name is Mackenna.
This is Eric.

I think getting out of
our comfort zone is something

big for us,
individually and as a couple.

- We've been together
for what, six weeks?

- Six weeks.
- Yes!

- So that's, like,
super young.

I'm personally
not a cannabis consumer

since like seven years ago.

It's got me very, very nervous,
but I believe that it's

a wonderful tool
for a lot of people.

I kind of wish it could be
for me as well.

So I might be able to find
my way back in

with a great guide...
- [ chuckles ]

- ...'cause I love her,
like, positivity

and connection to cannabis.

- This is like another thing.
We already smoke weed.

We're already having sex.
Why not, like, find better ways

to do it, you know?
Sounds cool.

- A lot of the couples want
to expand their intimacy,

have better sex, and feel
more connected to their partner.

- Hi, I'm Amber, and Aries and I
have been together

for two years now.

I choose him 'cause he's--
he's my calculated guy

that keeps me in check.
- Aww!

- For us, the reason
why we're here is

we just want to make sure
we keep things interesting.

You know, just continue to just
kind of keep that fire going

and hopefully this is gonna be
one of those tools that will

allow us to kind of
bring it throughout the years,

right, as we get older.

- One of the biggest challenges
that couples face

is actually just getting
stuck in a routine.

And this routine could be
they have their sex down

as a routine,
where it might be

"Hey, wanna do it?"
And that's the initiation.

And then they have sex for
two to five minutes or whatever,

and then it's over
and then they go back

to whatever they were doing.

So who's ready to consume?

[ laughs ]
Awesome!

♪♪♪

♪ Let's smoke weed

♪ Light up the blunt,
get high ♪

♪ Let's blow trees

♪ Slide the dutchie
on the west coast side ♪

♪ Puff, puff, pass it to me

♪ Inhale and exhale

♪ Getting lifted
to the top of the sky ♪

♪ Hydro purple kush
for the ride ♪

- Knowing what you're consuming,
it's really important

and picking something
that's low in THC,

maybe higher in CBD.

The different between
CBD and THC

is THC has that euphoric feel,
that high,

head in the clouds,
where CBD

works on the body
in a much different way.

♪ Light up the blunt,
get high ♪

♪ Let's puff, puff,
pass it to me ♪

♪ Inhale and exhale

♪ Let's smoke weed

♪♪♪

[ inhales, exhales ]

♪♪♪

- I want you all
to kind of start to feel

the effects
of the cannabis entering.

And just notice the arising
sensations in your body.

The very first exercise
we're gonna do

is called
Desires, Fears and Love.

This one is
my absolute favorite.

What we're gonna do is I'll
have you get into your spaces

and then I'm just gonna
walk you through.

This exercise,
it's an opportunity for you

to clearly articulate
within a five-minute span

of what you're really desiring.

The cannabis allows us
to open up and share things

that otherwise you probably
wouldn't talk about

in your relationship.

For some people,
they've never been given

this opportunity
or really felt comfortable

to really state
what they wanted,

what they're really desiring,

so it's a really powerful tool
for that.

Partner B is going to ask
Partner A first.

What are you desiring?

And we'll begin.

- You mean...

And now we're gonna ask,
so Partner B

is gonna ask Partner A,
what do you fear?

This exercise is probably
the most important tool

that I have as a coach

because you really get
to learn things

about your partner
that you never knew.

The final part of this one
is what do you love about me?

- Okay, I'm sorry.

- This next exercise is...

For the breast and
chest massage exercise,

we are gonna use
cannabis intimacy oil.

We bring cannabis into
this practice

because of its natural
healing properties,

and for me, placing cannabis
right on top

of the heart chakra
is so grounding.

When you're reading you're
just gonna start

to massage down on the inside,

out, up on the outside.

I think
that it's really important

for couples to learn
this exercise

because where our mind is while
we're touching our partners

is really, really important.

- You're connecting
to your partner's life.

Their breath, and their heart.
- Mm-hmm.

- And you can feel them
being alive.

- Mmm.
- And you're with them.

♪♪♪

- I like that part.

- Yeah, I like that.
- Yeah.

- And letting your hands
just rest on the breasts.

Just giving them a little shake,
some movement.

Just like up and down, yeah.

Have some fun with it.
[ laughs ]

There are receptors
in our brain

that cannabis activates

that opens up
our receptivity to senses,

like touch and smell and taste.

And this is an area
that's often oversexualized,

where the breast and chest
massage is more

in a sensual,
more vulnerable space.

And just whispering
sweet things, sweet nothings

to the nipples.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

- We're gonna move into
the next exercise,

which is called Touching
With Loving Presence.

What we're gonna have them do
is we're gonna start

with the head and the hairline,

and Partner A, that's me,

is going to touch the way
I want to be touched.

And then he in response

touches me exactly the way
I touched him.

And then we're gonna go through
different zones of the body,

and we're gonna leave the lower
half for when they go home.

Moving to the lips now.

So Partner A is gonna show
Partner B

how she desires to be touched.

- You can kind of, like,
go around like...

- Over your head.
- [ chuckles ]

- Or kissed...

or anything
around the lips.

For some couples, what they
have found in this exercise

is new ways that they like
to be touched.

They had no idea.

You guys are amazing.
Thank you all so much.

From the bottom of my pussy,
thank you.

Can we all come back to
the circle for a little closing?

I would love to just hear,
um, your takeaways, you know.

What did you learn?
What did you experience?

What did you notice?
If anyone feels like sharing.

- I think the massage thing
was nice,

because, um, like if you're
having a tense day,

like, if you give each other
like a good five minutes each

or something before you do
anything else,

I feel like that's
a cool tool.

- Whatever she did
just felt great.

I didn't--I don't think
I've actually had a preference,

nor did I actually even know
coming into this

what I actually--
how I liked to be touched.

- Hmm.
- Yeah.

- Do you feel like you have
a better understanding

of yourself?
- All of it.

The cannabis helped remove
some of the things

that we normally just
kind of inhibit ourselves

from sharing with our partners.

And so it just kind of
opens us up to be able

to kind of be with each other
and be present.

- Carys commented that she was
really feeling like...

uh, a deeper connection

because of the massage on the
chest, which was really cool.

I'm leaving with some new ideas
on how to approach things,

how to talk about things.

- So I challenge you all
to go home and have sex

within the next seven days.

Just within the week.
No pressure.

And I want you to apply
these tools,

and in your rides
on your way home tonight,

I want you all to make
just one action step together,

just one action step
out of all the things

I suggested for you guys.

Having a conversation
about what you want

your sex life to be like
is so important

and so needed
in relationships

to continue
to grow and blossom together,

and I feel so much gratitude
for the four couples that came

and were open and vulnerable
and trusted us

to take them through
this really amazing experience

of connection and communication
and intimacy tools, and I think,

mission accomplished.
We did just that.

♪♪♪

- The way I keep a spark
with my husband

when we're not together,
'cause we're apart so much,

lots of FaceTime phone sex.

- And it's not like
we don't masturbate,

'cause the good Lord knows
everybody needs

to fuckin' masturbate.
- We masturbate constantly.

- We experimented
with a strap-on,

which I absolutely loved.

I walked around with that
harness for like eight hours,

'cause I was just...
[ laughter ]

I loved having a penis.
It was great.

- We have sex toys,
but we really haven't

played with them too much.

I guess we've just
been having so much fun,

we haven't had the time
to get to that yet.

- We did check into a hotel

recently in Hollywood,
and there was a glass dildo

that was behind the door
in the bathroom,

and I had never seen one before.

So we washed it off
and we kept it

'cause we want
to keep it as a--a--

like a piece, in the house.

- Oh, man, I have so many.
I have so many sex toys.

My favorite right now is
I have this beautiful,

like, it matches my hair,
a neon pink dildo.

It's beautiful.
It's like a little work of art.

I kept it in a box
for a long time

'cause I was like,
"It's so beautiful,"

and then my boyfriend was like,
"Fuck no.

Open that.
Like, we're using that."

And I was like, "Okay."

- I have many toys
in the bedroom,

none of which are sexual.

- My vibrator has
a nice bright light around it,

and so I use it in the dark,
and then the bright light

just shows my vagina,
and I'll show him that,

and he'll start
talking nasty to me,

and then I'll start
using the vibrator,

and then he'll start
playing with his dick,

and we'll both come together.

- If I could eat her monkey,

and I could use the dildo,

and I could maybe even
put in a butt plug

or I could experiment
with variables

as opposed to just
keeping it standard,

we're gonna have a lot of fun.

♪♪♪

- I'm from Arizona.

She's from New Jersey.

- So two or three hours
every night

for about a month and a half,

we kind of just fell in love
over the screen.

♪♪♪

Like, we're so far away
from each other.

So technology is a vital part
of our relationship.

- We make do.
That's our lives.

♪♪♪

- Through the centuries,
lovers have used many devices

to keep the flames of passion
going while they were apart.

From letters to telegraphs
and even smoke signals,

as technology progressed,
so did the devices,

but there was never a product
that provided actual sensation

from one partner to the other

until today.

- So I guess I should
finish packing, huh?

- I mean, it's not gonna be
that long, right?

- No. When am I back?

In two weeks?
- Almost three.

- I don't think I've put
enough water in here.

Made enough just for you.
- Oh, that's mine?

- Perfect. Yeah.
- Oh, that's exactly opposite

of what normally happens.
- Shut up.

We had met on Facebook,
just through a mutual friend.

At first it was super sexual.

We had Skype sex. Like,
I never had Skype sex before.

Like, it was just weird to me.

But we knew we wanted to have

like, physical real sex one day.

I booked a flight to see him

and at that point
after we booked the flight,

I was like, "I'm gonna be
with him for a week.

I'd better like him."
- [ laughs ]

- "Like, I should
get to know him."

So we started
to have conversations.

And then our conversations got
longer and longer each night.

We just had a really, really
intense, like--

every night for about
a month and a half.

- I wasn't even going out.
I was going into my room

and talking to her
for three hours every night.

People who live
in the same city

don't spend as much time
as we spent together.

- We hadn't physically touched,
met, kissed, nothing.

Like, it was all emotional.

- But the more and more
we talked,

the more and more it was like...
- Whoa.

- I'll see you in two weeks?
- I think so.

- Did you even book your flight?
- [ chuckles ] I did.

- Do you know what time
you're coming in?

- Probably the red eye.

- He co-parents
with his ex-wife.

I co-parent with
my ex-husband.

Problem is, I co-parent
in New Jersey.

I have to move back
to New Jersey

for a couple months
out of the year,

to spend time with her
while she's in school.

But then I said I might come
Father's Day weekend,

'cause Ari's gonna be
with her dad.

- It's like a week or two.
We'll have to figure that out.

- We have to.
- It's not--

- I'll see you in a month.
- Yeah. Nice. Who are you?

There's times that we go
two to three weeks

without seeing each other
physically.

- What else?
- That's all I know.

- Okay. So I'm not
seeing you in June.

- Probably not.

It's tough.
I mean, it's tough.

But we work through it.

♪♪♪

- When I go back to New Jersey,
my libido goes up,

and I think it's because
I can be with him.

I need that physical interaction
and he's gone.

We're still trying to figure
out what works for us.

"Feel your partner's movements
in nearly real time."

Skype sex for us
is just talking dirty,

me busting out some toys,
like performing oral sex

on a dildo,
and then with him,

I just want to see him
jerk it off.

I mean, he doesn't use
any toys or anything.

- The world's first love toy
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Lovense is a new line

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They can be controlled
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from across the street,
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or even across the country.

They move their toy one way...

your toy moves the other,

just like in real life.

It's like being together,
even if you're miles apart.

- He's never played with a toy,
I don't think, right?

- Yeah, I'm not a big toy guy,
I guess.

- So you put your dick in there.
- [ laughs ]

- [ laughs ]

- I stick my dick in there?
- Yes.

- And then you close it?
- It looks like a tube.

Right? And it looks like it's
got silicone parts inside of it

that is supposed
to somehow simulate

me squeezing on you.

I think.

It's supposed to simulate
my tightness or whatever.

I think.
- I've never thought of

something that she can control
pleasuring me.

I've never even
thought about it.

- Would you try it?
- All right.

I'll try anything once,
you know that.

- Okay.
- Why, did you order it already?

- Yeah.
- Great.

- I'm always open to trying

new ways to connecting
with each other,

'cause we do spend
a lot of time apart,

so I'm open to
a lot of different things.

Oh, so you just slide it
up and down on it.

- Yeah.
- Oh, I thought you like,

opened it, and--
- No, and then--no.

You put your dick in that thing.
- Oh, yeah.

You just--
so the hole's in the end.

Oh, right there.
- Yeah, see, there you go.

- Are you a little
more sold now?

- I am a little more sold now.

- That's awesome.

Thanks.
- You're welcome.

- I can't wait. Yeah.
- Really?

- You're not scared
of losing me?

- To a toy? No.
- Yeah. All right.

- [ laughs ] No.

- Talks less.
- [ laughs ]

Shut up.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

- Hello?
- Hi.

- Hi.

What is that?

Is that the package?
- "What is it?"

You bought it.
- [ laughs ]

It came in already?
- Yep.

Look how small it is.

- That's like--

I think that's pretty big,
don't you?

- No.

- Can't wait to play
with that thing.

- So when are you coming home?

- Uh, soon.

- Okay. I'll be ready.
I love you.

- Love you.

♪♪♪

Super squishy.
Hey, babe!

- Yeah?

- This is awesome.

Is this what it feels like?

- Stop fingering it. God, you're
gonna use it more than I am.

[ motor buzzing ]

- It's tough to get in.
- What is it doing now?

- I don't know,
but you can, uh,

if you get in there
and feel the sides,

it'll start compressing.

- Oh.
[ buzzing intensifies ]

- So I think when you start
squeezing this thing,

that even squeezes more.
- Really?

[ buzzing continues ]
- Well.

- We gotta download the app.

Sync both of them.
I was reading the instructions.

We gotta do all that.

- Install.

- This is--all right, so...
- Okay.

- "Toy is currently
not connected."

- Do I have to hit "sign"--
yeah.

I have to hit "sign up."

- Oh, you got the same screen.
- Yeah.

- "Press down, hold button A
for three to four seconds."

What is button A?

- Okay, mine's on.
Now what?

[ toy buzzes ]
[ laughter ]

It vibrated?

"Add toy."

See? Ah!

[ phone chimes ]

[ toys vibrate ]
- Oh, there you go.

Look at that.
- Look!

- [ imitates motor ]

Oh, stick that in there.

It's like watching
two people have sex.

We need lube.

Told you you're gonna
wake up with that one day.

[ laughter ]

- Oh, my God.

- I need to clean this.
- It says your toy--

- Why is this all dirty?
- I don't know why

you got your pussy
all dirty already.

I don't know what you did.

- We're working towards
what works for us.

The possibility
of having a toy to relieve

some of this sexual tension
and build-up

that we have
when we're not together,

would be great.

- T, I got something for you.
- What?

[ snickers ]
- Don't forget about me.

Oh, my God.

You gonna miss that?

Just don't turn it on
when I'm at the, uh--

- At the airport?
- At the airport, please.

- Come on.

- I love you.
- I love you.

♪♪♪

- We get so used to each other,
the times we're together

for weeks at a time,
and life just keeps going,

and then she goes away,
so it's--

It gets frustrating.
It's disappointment.

You know, it's all that.

- It's just--
it just is really weird.

I have--I feel like
I have two separate lives.

But, yeah, it's really great
when I'm with him.

It's just gonna suck
being away.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

- Hey.
- Hi.

Did you fly the whole way
with no panties?

- How'd you know?

- 'cause you still have
no pant--Oh, my God.

[ laughter ]

- What do you want
to do tonight?

- Try these new things out.

- Already?
- Yeah!

- So, I have an idea.

Do you want to get on Skype?

What's up, baby?

I'm on.

Ooh.

Is that you?

Yeah. How do you do that?

So you want me to get naked?

- Yeah, go for it.

- While you
lube that thing up.

♪♪♪

- Ooh.

- Well, hello there.
- Well, hello there.

♪♪♪

- Where's your toy?

- Right here.
- Oh, there you go. Come on.

- Be gentle.
- [ laughs ]

So, I gotta try to get--
because this is

controlling this, too.

- Well, then get
your fucking dick out.

Put it in there.

Go for it. Is it in?

- Yep. Whoa, yeah.

Oh, I forgot about
that air hole.

Initially, just putting the lube
in there and then feeling it,

it actually felt
a lot more similar

to a pussy
than I would have thought.

Well, the contracting
is definitely contracting.

I could definitely get off.
- You could?

- 'cause it's a tight squeeze.

You want to control it?
- Sure.

For me it was exciting
to control it for him.

- You feel that?
- Yeah, there.

- That's good?

I was moving the cursor
up and down,

to just, I guess, squeeze
a little bit more for him

and I could see that it
was working on his end.

There. That's for you.

- Ooh.
- [ laughs ]

I like it!

Just knowing
that you're being pleased,

but it's just like,
I can't see your dick.

Well, now you're, like,
super excited.

- [ laughs ]

- Oh, now you're gonna come?
- Um, maybe.

- Better go fast.
- Why, you gonna come, too?

Oh, my God!
[ laughs ]

Because Andy's controlling it,
there's a sort of intimacy,

and I can feel his will
of pleasing me.

I know deep down inside,
it's him being intimate with me,

him wanting me to be pleasured.

♪♪♪

- [ groans ]
- There you go.

- Yeah.
- Nice and sexy.

I'm looking at her
getting herself off.

I love watching her get off.

- Fuck.
- Yes.

- [ moans ]

Oh, fuck.
- Yes.

[ panting ]
Fuck.

[ moaning ]

[ exclaims ]

Oh, my God!
- [ chuckles ]

- Oh, oh...
- [ chuckles ]

- Whoa, shit.
Oh, my God. I'm shaking.

- Was that good?
- Yeah.

- Yeah?
Worth the investment already?

- Huh?
- Worth the investment already?

- Uh huh.
It's nice to be able

to use a toy that I control
and he controls

to kind of pleasure each other.

- Okay, see you later.

That's how it usually ends.

- Well, I miss you.
- I miss you.

She's so far away.

She looks at me
and I look at her

and we know that it's love.

- Well, I'm glad you let me
try this with you.

I'm excited to try it
another time.

Now we can hopefully explore
a little bit more.

I'm excited that this opened
new doors for us.

Well, I love you.
I'm gonna clean up.

- I love you.

- Bye.
- See ya.

♪♪♪