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- What a day.
- Really.

You're getting fat. It's all that
junk food you've been eating.

- Fat where?
- Where? There.

Whoo.

- We get our instructions yet?
- Your training shows.

You not only look American but
you have the same impatience as well.

We're just anxious to do
the jobs we were trained for.

Good. Don't let your
enthusiasm temper your judgment.

We have no time for error.

Then there is a plan.

We have an inside
contact. His name is Mikhail.

You will work out
your plan with him.

This Mikhail, is he
a trained operative?

No, he is a member of the household
staff. You will work through him.

I hate working with amateurs.

You were also trained
to do as instructed.

Your American impudence
is a believable affectation.

Don't carry it too far.

Remember why you are
here and where you came from.

Yes, sir.

You're a fool. Do you know
how important Babak is?

I know how important
this mission is.

Our contact is a member
of the household staff?

What, a gardener? A chauffeur?

Hmm, he was right
about your impudence.

And I was right about your stomach.
You've been eating too much junk food.

Yes, you have.

This is it, Amanda. Turn here.
- This can't be it, Mother.

Turn here. This is it. I
know what I'm talking about.

Just park in front of that... See
that car? Just park in front of that car.

Mother, this isn't
right. There's a mistake.

No, no. The ad says
that we enter in the rear.

This is it.

- I think this must be a misprint.
- No, it is not a misprint. This is it.

Mother, this is a mansion.

People who live in mansions
don't have garage sales.

This is an estate sale.

People who have
estates have estate sales.

I mean, sometimes you
can find wonderful bargains.

- Then why are we the only ones here?
- Because the newspaper just came out...

and the professional
shoppers aren't here yet.

In a half hour, this place is gonna be
swarming with people. Come on, come on.

- Oh.
- Come on, come on.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- I hope we're not too early.
- Oh, not at all, not at all.

Oh, look at that exquisite
vase. And that darling little chair.

Um, Mother? DOTTY: Yes?

- We came about the table.
- Oh, oh, the entry table.

The one you have
mentioned in the ad?

Oh, yes, uh, that is on the
patio with the larger pieces.

Would you please follow me?

- With the larger pieces.
- Come on.

Well, this is the table
mentioned in the advertisement.

Oh. Ah.

I was told to ask 35,
but I would accept less.

Thirty-five?

Well, everything has to be
sold within the next few days.

- Are you redecorating?
- No, I need the money.

Oh.

Well, I'm sorry, I
didn't mean to...

Please, it was a
logical assumption.

Uh, excuse me, I know
it's none of my business...

but 35 seems awfully
low for this table.

- Do you think?
- Yes, I really do. I'm not an expert...

but I would say 35 is
definitely on the low side.

Would you like to
offer more than 35?

No. You see, I
really don't need it.

- It wouldn't go in my house.
- Oh, I see.

- You do not wish the table?
- No, I'm sorry. I...

Uh, but, you know, there's
so many beautiful things here...

I'm sure there's
something else that, uh...

It's not necessary for
you to buy anything.

Well, I know it's not
necessary to buy anything...

I just, you know, it's...

- Oh.
- Oh.

Oh, that's a cameo.

You may have it for $10.

Ten dollars? Oh, it must
have cost a lot more than that.

Well, there is not much
demand for cameos.

- Perhaps I could take less.
- Oh, no, please.

You really mustn't quote
a price and then reduce it...

because if you do...

well, people will take
advantage of you. Ha, ha.

I would like you to have it.

Thank you, I
would like to have it.

But I won't pay you
a cent less than $10...

and you could
reconsider about this table.

I think it's worth
a lot more than 35.

Well, a dealer offered 3000.
3500 seemed about right.

Sure.

- Thirty-five hundred.
- 3500 is fair.

Ah, two suburban
types just left.

The excitement's killing me.

It won't be long.
You'll get excitement.

I don't know why we can't
move now. What could be better?

It's open to the
public. That's us.

We move when
Mikhail tells us to move.

I love it. We've got a butler
calling the shots on this mission.

It doesn't make sense. We're
the ones with the training.

We're the ones that were smuggled
into this country to do the job.

Why do we need him?

Because he's inside.

You know something, Mother?

I don't think she planned
on selling that brooch.

Oh, she probably didn't plan on selling
anything. I mean, it was a matter of need.

- I wonder what happened.
- Well, I have a pretty good guess.

I mean, did you see
that portrait on the wall?

Those eyes and that
arrogant expression.

A man like that would not stick
around if there was any kind of difficulty.

I don't know why you
think her husband left.

He's probably dead or something.

Well, if that's the case, he should
have spent less on portraits of himself...

and more money on
life-insurance premiums.

I mean, there is no reason for a
lovely lady like that to be left destitute.

Mother, you think she
gets enough to eat?

I wouldn't count on it.

Stopwatch?

Stick patch?

I'm sorry, Mrs. Marston. I
really wasn't due in today...

so I didn't concentrate
on the password.

Mr. Melrose called me, specifically,
at home and requested that I come in.

She might have forgotten the
password, you know? It has happened.

Ugh, why didn't I think of that?

- Hello?
- Hello, Mrs. Marston. Is Mrs. King there?

Yes, Mr. Stetson,
she's here right now.

Thank you.

Hello?

Strap lash.

I'm sorry, Lee, I just
couldn't remember.

I think it's Mrs. Marston.

She's a very nice lady but I
think she must intimidate me.

She intimidates
everybody. It's her job.

- Billy.
- Good morning, sir.

- Morning, Amanda.
- Is anything wrong?

I was just leaving
when you called.

I wondered if there was
something wrong with my work.

Oh, you're doing a
good job. A great job.

Oh, ha, ha, thank you, sir.

Amanda, remember the tapes
you transcribed here the other day...

- the telephone intercepts?
- Yes.

The information in your
transcripts won't program.

It won't program?

No. We feed the
information into a computer...

and some of your descriptions
can't be... Uh, well, they can't be...

For example, you say here:

"He makes slurping
sounds when he listens."

- Yes, sir.
- Yeah, what's "slurping," exactly?

Well, it's sort of like, uh...

Well, you can't really make it
unless you have bridgework.

He has ill-fitting bridgework.

Fielding just reported in
from the Capcovich stakeout.

He said there's
no unusual activity.

Good, but he'd better stay on it.
- Right.

I don't know how we can cover
every risk target in Washington.

If we knew who they planned to
assassinate, it'd make it easier for us.

Hmm.

Assassinate, sir?

- Pretend you didn't hear that, okay?
- I didn't.

And here's another.
"He kicks into the chair."

Well, uh, that's like flops,
only it's more deliberate.

Maybe I should have just transcribed
the telephone conversation as it was...

but, you see, sometimes
what people don't say...

is a lot more revealing
than what they do say...

and so I thought that maybe
these things would be helpful clues.

Well, they just might be clues.

- Thank you, and we appreciate that.
- Yes, sir.

Scarecrow, you run through
the whole transcript with Amanda.

- Get a corrected copy up to the computer.
- Now?

Oh, well, yes, of course,
you want them now. Ha, ha.

- You have trouble with now?
- Oh, no, sir, no problem.

I was just thinking
about my meat loaf.

It's in the car. The
car's in the sun.

But that's all right. I was gonna
make a delivery to a friend of mine.

Amanda, those tapes
are very important.

Yes, I know. I can
make another meat loaf.

That won't be necessary. You go
with her, let her make her delivery...

and then get right back
here and finish the transcript.

Oh, well, thank you, sir.

You're welcome.

You're welcome too. - Thanks.

Can't you keep your
mind on business?

You said to act
naturally, this is how I act.

Sit down and shut up and
look at your paper like I do.

I'll do the talking. The
money is in the newspaper.

It is the amount we agreed upon.

If you take it,
understand the conditions.

She speaks before the Senate
committee within two days.

The results of that meeting will affect
the standing of one Leonid Godorsky.

Yes, I know of him.

Don't count that here.

She is not to speak
at the meeting.

She must be dead
within 48 hours.

I will get the assassination
team inside with time to spare.

They will do the killing but
the responsibility is shared.

- What is the plan?
- We have no plan yet, Comrade Babak.

I didn't know it
was to be so soon.

There is much at stake here.

If you fail or expose us...

I will not fail. I am
a man of honor.

You are a greedy coward.

It disgusts me to
have to work with you.

Okay, now, you
say the man was tall.

Mm-hm.

How can you tell from
a phone conversation?

After two steps I could barely hear him,
I figured they had to be pretty long steps.

- Yeah, tall people make long steps.
- Right.

And then when he sat down,
he had to kind of twist his legs...

and shift around in his chair to get
comfortable and tall people do that too.

- Makes sense.
- Well, I have a pretty logical mind.

- Yeah, you do. One time or another.
- Yeah.

Now what makes you
think he was a health freak?

Uh, by the way he was breathing.

See, he was breathing that way
they teach you in exercise class.

- So I think he was working out.
- Aha.

So we have a health freak
who's tall and he wears a bridge.

No, no, he doesn't wear a
bridge. That's the other man.

Uh, the tall breather
doesn't wear a bridge.

Aha.

Did I tell you about
the clicking sound?

No.

Well, see, there's
also this clicking sound.

It's like a grinding and a sliding
and a snap and then a click.

So he's got a gun?

Or someone else who's near...
Near the phone has a gun.

Sometimes it doesn't
always come from the phone.

Oh, okay. Now we've got
two people and one gun, so far.

- Mm-hm.
- All right.

- Lee?
- What?

If you have the phone tapped...

it means you suspect they're
doing something wrong, right?

Mm-hm.

And now you know that they
have a gun, or guns, right?

- Yeah.
- So why don't you just arrest them?

Look, we didn't bug their phone.

We picked up the
conversation on a wave scanner.

That means we can't
pinpoint the location.

- A wave scanner?
- Yeah.

You see, there's this man
named Andrei Babak...

and he's kind of a spymaster, all right?
For one of the East Bloc embassies.

And we got a tip that he's imported
an assassination team from back home.

Am I supposed to know this?

You might as well
know. You won't repeat it?

- Not a word.
- Okay.

Anyway, we used this wave
scanner to zero in on Babak's home...

right? AMANDA: Mm-hm.

We picked up this conversation.

So you think that the assassination
team might be at Andrei Babak's home?

No.

- No.
- But somewhere in the vicinity.

The trouble is, Amanda, we
don't know who their target is.

We've got agents nursing
possibilities all over town.

Well, I hope my clues can be some
help. I know they're not really much.

No, no, no. They're pretty good.

- Thank you.
- They are.

And they're all we've got.

Your friend lives here?

Well, I know it looks impressive
but looks can be deceiving.

Well, Amanda, you're really
dropping off a meat loaf at this address?

It's for the lady who lives
here. She's having a hard time.

- We'll just drop it off and run, okay?
- Sure, fine.

I'm afraid I can't introduce
you. I don't know her name.

Oh.

Hello. Uh, we're looking
for the lady of the house.

We're friends.

- One moment, please.
- Thank you.

- Isn't that nice? She has a boarder.
- Yeah.

I was afraid she
lived all alone.

How nice to see
you again, my dear.

- Hello.
- And you've brought a friend.

Mm-hm.

Your Highness.

Your Highness?

- You will join me for tea?
- Oh, no, we couldn't possibly.

We didn't mean to
disturb you, Your Highness.

Disturb me? On the
contrary, I am delighted.

- Mikhail, tea for my guests.
- Yes, Your Highness.

- Make yourself comfortable.
- Thank you.

Ah, poppy-seed cake.
What a lovely aroma.

- Thank you very much.
- Uh, you're welcome.

- Is something wrong?
- Well, I should have recognized you.

I feel a little foolish bringing poppy-seed
cake and meat loaf to your house.

An act of kindness is
never foolish, Amanda.

- I may call you Amanda, right?
- Oh, yes, please do.

And why should you recognize me?

Uh...

Well, Your Highness, you do have
a rather high profile in Washington.

You mean I talk too much?

You are wrong, young man.
No, one cannot talk too much...

when the subject is tyranny.

The tyrants have taken my
family, they have taken my home.

They have not taken
my voice. Never.

They will never take
my voice until I die.

But who...? Who will
fight after I'm gone?

- You have no other family?
- No.

You know, I was never
political until they were killed.

Until I was the last Valosky.

Leonid Godorsky has a voice.

Yes, I understand
he's under house arrest.

He is too brave to silence...

and too well-liked by
the people to imprison.

Could you imagine
what he could do here?

Here in this country
with freedom? Ha.

With the... The help of my friends,
he would be a force to reckon with.

Yes, but what chance would he
have of getting to the United States?

He was the Nobel
laureate for literature.

His own government wouldn't
grant him a visa to accept the award.

Money speaks all languages. It
unlocks doors, it opens borders.

So that's the reason for the garage
sale. To raise money for Mr. Godorsky.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

Oh, by the way, you
were right, Amanda.

The entry table was
underpriced. It went for 4000.

Good. Ha, ha.

I'll have a luncheon this afternoon
for some of my closest friends...

to announce something
of great importance.

I'll expect you at 1.

Let's go.

Wow, she didn't even
wait for an answer.

That was more like a royal
command than an invitation.

- What should we do?
- Show up for lunch.

I wanna know what that important
announcement is all about.

I've got the
feeling it's trouble.

Who were they?

Looked like the same lady
that was here yesterday.

- What about the guy?
- I don't know.

Could be setting up
security for the lunch.

Well, Mikhail will fill us in.

Okay, we have a tall health
freak with a gun, and a slurper.

Let's say the health freak is a
member of a East Bloc hit squad.

- Let's say...
- Yeah?

Let's say...

Ah, we're playing
guessing games here.

Until I get more data, we
don't know who the target is.

Shouldn't be hard to figure out.
East Bloc enemy lists includes...

most of the D.C. phone book.

From what the princess said this afternoon,
I guess she's on that list, isn't she?

That's old news, Amanda.

She's been a voice for every émigré
and dissident that has hit this country.

She's been taking potshots for years.
Why would they go after her now?

Maybe it has something to do with the big
announcement she's gonna make at lunch.

- What announcement?
- I don't know, she didn't say.

- But she said it was important.
- Yeah, she did.

And she also mentioned
Leonid Godorsky.

- Godorsky?
- Billy, if she could get Godorsky out...

No, no. Nobody can get him out.

When the new regime took power
that curtain slammed shut with a bang.

Yeah, but what if she is working on it,
huh? She has a lot of heavyweight friends.

Yes, she has.

Is Mr. Godorsky that
important politically?

He is well-known and
respected all over the world.

He's also lived
under the new regime.

He can give a firsthand
and very articulate account...

of what's going on behind
that curtain, believe me.

You put him and the princess together,
you could stir things up pretty good.

Damn. More manpower.

- Uh.
- We're understaffed.

Just can't cover everything.

Okay, the princess
has a lunch...

and an announcement.

- What are the chances we crash it?
- We don't have to crash it.

We're invited.

Lunch with the princess.
As I told you yesterday...

you never know what's going
to happen at an estate sale.

She's very nice, Mother.

Of course, she's nice.
They're paid to be nice.

Nobody's paying her, Mother.
She's just a nice person.

All right.

Just promise me that you won't be
taken in by any of those unattached men...

they have floating around
at one of those parties.

Mother, I fully intend to
meet a prince and marry him.

Don't joke with me, Amanda.

Washington is a mecca of
dispossessed men with titles.

Never be too impressed with a title.
You can buy them through the mail.

I mean, look what happened to
that Princess... whatever her name is.

- Valoskaya.
- Yes, exactly. You see?

Absolutely an unpronounceable
name and she's dazzled by it.

- A royal bearing and where is she now?
- She's waiting for her lunch guest.

Oh, I want you to remember everything
she served. Caviar, pâté, roasted boar...

- Meat loaf.
- Meat loaf.

- Goodbye, Mother.
- Bye-bye.

Meat loaf.

I cannot tell you how
very pleased I am...

that you all could
be with me today...

my very dear old friends...

and my new ones.

And what of the
announcement, Your Highness?

How long are we to
be kept in suspense?

Ha, ha. Countess Rominskaya has
never been known for her patience, huh?

Or for her lack of curiosity.

I'm sure we're all very anxious
to hear it, Your Highness.

Or, uh...

I hope it's all
right to say that.

Amanda, you must always
say what you feel, huh?

Yes, but Your Highness,
it's this question of protocol.

I never know what I'm
supposed to say and what I'm not.

I know I'm not supposed to
ask a question, and then again...

I think that I'm not supposed
to speak unless I'm spoken to.

Yeah.

I have very little, ha,
ha, regard for protocol.

I believe one should speak
when one has something to say...

as I have now.

A toast, please.

To a man whose leadership will
enable us to help the oppressed people...

within our beloved
country, Leonid Godorsky.

Tomorrow I meet with the
Senate committee to plea his case.

Well, that's wonderful.

It is a plea I believe will be
listened to and acted upon.

My guests are here. I do not
wish to be disturbed, Mikhail.

Your Highness, does
that mean that you think...

Mr. Godorsky will be
allowed into this country?

Oh, well, that was
a question, wasn't it?

And one I can answer
quite happily. Yes.

My friends at the United States
Senate assure me that with their efforts...

it can be accomplished.

Get down!

- Now, what the hell happened?
- It's just like I told you on the phone.

Five shotgun blasts before
they served the entrée.

Shooter was a young guy. Looked like a
freshman, even with a shotgun in his hand.

- Get that on the radio.
- I lost him Billy.

Don't ask me how. He
shouldn't have got away clean.

Well, at least we know more than we
did this morning. We know the target.

The streets are
crawling with cops.

- What went wrong?
- Everything.

What? Is... Is that
supposed to be an answer?

- I don't answer to you, Sigrid.
- Well, you'll answer to Babak.

You failed. I told you, I
told you to let me do it.

I told you it wouldn't have made a
difference. There was an agent there.

Wha... The... Then the
agent should have died.

How could you
miss with a shotgun?

Nobody can miss with a shotgun,
Antov. That's why we chose it.

I know it hurts, countess,
but I don't think it's serious.

I think the bullet
just grazed your arm.

We are lucky that
no one was killed.

At least we are safe now. There
seem to be police everywhere.

I've become weary of
police. Theirs and ours.

Ah.

If it wouldn't have
been for Mr. Stetson...

we all would be in need
of medical attention, huh?

I think you're
gonna be all right.

Lee?

- Come with me. VALOSKY:
I should have known better.

I apologize to my friends
for placing you in danger.

Political émigrés are
accustomed to being shot at.

It makes us seem important.

I... I shall dine out
on this for weeks.

- I think I heard him.
- Heard who?

The slurper.

When the princess
toasted Godorsky...

I think I heard the sound that I
heard on the tape. Wait a minute.

That little sound
that was on the tape.

- Yeah, are you absolutely sure?
- Pretty sure. I'm fairly positive.

I would say, it sounded like the
sound and, yes, I'm pretty sure.

You'd make a terrific
witness, Amanda, really.

Shouldn't we do something?

We can't. Look, if we search everyone
in that room for their bridgework...

we'll blow our surveillance on Babak
and the assassination team will know.

They'll try again, won't they?

Yeah, they'll try again, but
this time, we'll be onto them.

- Where's the princess?
- Upstairs sleeping.

- I'm going to stay with her.
- Good. She's had a difficult day.

Yes, sir.

- She is one stubborn woman.
- She's not stubborn.

She doesn't wanna believe one
of her own friends would betray her.

You can understand. She doesn't
have any family. They're all she has.

It's an inside job. It has to be. She
won't let us put anyone in the house.

Well, you can't force
someone to take protection.

She's seen enough of that.

Walls, guards, political prisoners
being loaded into boxcars like cattle.

Besides, she wants to be
accessible to the people who need her.

That makes her accessible to
the people that want her dead.

So we'll cover the house from
the outside from every angle.

How about a house-to-house
search just for the hell of it, huh?

The guy can't just
have disappeared.

We can knock on a few doors but most of
these homes are under diplomatic immunity.

- You know that.
- Yeah, I know it.

All right. See you later, Amanda.
- Sir.

Well, I just want you to
know that I know that...

well, you'll do everything
that you can to protect her...

and that she's under the best
possible care that she could be.

- Come on, I'll take you home.
- Yeah.

I wanna hear all
about it, bite by bite.

- Ha, ha. What did you have to start?
- Um, we started with wine, Mother.

Oh, in crystal glasses. If
she didn't have to sell them.

Yep, in crystal glasses.
What's this word, sweetheart?

- Concert.
- With an S?

Philip spelled it for me.
- Ha, ha.

- Did not.
- Did too.

Oh, come on,
don't argue about it.

Jamie, it was very nice of Philip
to help you with your homework...

but it's always better if you
do it yourself, you know?

If you don't know how to spell
a word, look in the dictionary.

If I don't know how to spell a word,
how do I look it up in the dictionary?

- Good question.
- That is a good question.

That is the question you used
to ask when you were a child.

I know. We'll look
it up in the morning.

Upstairs, get in bed.
I'll be up to tuck you

in and I'll tell you all
about the princess.

- I'm gonna check that spelling, okay?
- Thanks.

When are you gonna tell me?
I've been asking you all evening...

and every time I bring it
up you change the subject.

Oh.

If I had had lunch with the princess,
you wouldn't be able to get me to shut up.

I mean, I would be talking about
it forever. Now, what happened?

Mother, it's just that it's, you know,
a little difficult to describe, that's all.

Dull. Ha, ha. I knew it.

Ah, those things always are.
The waxworks, sitting around...

talking about nothing of
interest to anyone under 80.

Well, it wasn't
exactly dull but...

How did your driving lesson go?

There you go. You're changing
the subject. If you don't want...

It's not that I don't wanna tell you.
I wanna hear about your lesson.

You've been taking
them for so long.

And I just wanna
know how'd it go?

Not very well.

- No?
- No.

It could have been worse.
I could have hit someone.

You see, Howard...

Howard says that my
problem is, is that I'm nervous...

which is absolutely strange
because I am the least nervous person.

Actually, it is Howard that is nervous.
He sits there straight as a board...

with his fists just clenched
through the whole lesson.

Now, the next
time he does that...

I am going to tell him to take
deep-breathing exercises.

- Deep breathing might help.
- It might.

I'd be happy to give you
driving lessons, I told you that.

Amanda, no, no. Let's just
leave it to the professionals.

That way I won't
learn any bad habits.

I don't have any bad habits
to give. I'm a very good driver.

I know you're a
very good driver.

Mm.

Have you seen the evening paper?

No.

I have looked for it everywhere.
Did you bring it? You didn't bring it in.

Then we'll just have to
watch the news on television.

- What for?
- What?

Why watch the news?
It's always so depressing.

Let's go up to Philip and Jamie's room
and I'll tell you about the princess...

and who was there and what they wore
and what the room looked like before lunch.

Okay.

Amanda, I have the distinct impression
that something is very, very wrong.

- Wrong?
- Wrong.

What could be wrong?

All right.

I did my part
exactly as planned.

The boy, Antov, he made
the error. The failure was his.

The failure was shared, the
punishment will be shared.

I saw to it that Antov
escaped. I did that.

Antov was expendable.
There's no credit there.

If Sophia Valoskaya meets
with her senators today...

You had a mission, to
eliminate the last Valosky.

To remove from this earth a single
thorn that has plagued our government.

Today. It will be done today.

She is to leave the house at
2:00. She will be intercepted.

Not intercepted. Killed.

Yes, killed. I am not
a total fool, comrade.

I know how much importance
is attached to the meeting.

More than you suspect.

If she lives, heads will roll.

I believe it.

I will guarantee her death.

I guarantee with my life.

Then you have a final
chance, for your own life.

- Amanda.
- Hello.

- Well, look who remembered the password.
- No, actually, I didn't.

Someone must have
spoken to Mrs. Marston.

She just sort of looked disgusted
and waved me on through.

Hey, we got the slurper.

- You did? LEE: Well,
not physically, not yet.

But look, if the guy with
the flowers is the tall man...

then Mikhail has
to be the slurper.

Mikhail? LEE: Yeah.

The princess's majordomo.

Now, Francine followed him from the house
to a park where he met with Andrei Babak.

Only the top spymaster from
the top East Bloc embassy.

I couldn't get close
enough to hear...

but they were not talking
about the price of tomatoes.

Oh, that's terrible. Have
you told the princess?

Well, that's where
we're gonna go right now.

- I'll need you to convince her.
- Oh.

What? How'd you happen
to come by here, anyway?

Oh, well, it's about
the newspapers.

You know, the assassination
attempt is all over the front page.

I got rid of last night's and
hid this morning's paper...

but Mother is getting
very suspicious.

Oh, Amanda, what can I do?
I don't control the newspaper.

- Freedom of the press.
- I know, I know.

Mother's gonna wonder
why I neglected to mention...

an assassination
attempt at the luncheon.

I know, Amanda.

I figure we're jinxed.

Years of training for
this gig and we blow it.

Not we, Antov, you.

Is anything happening out there?

Same old stuff.

Some agency team's
watching the Valosky house...

two cars with our
men watching them.

It's hard to tell them apart.
Their men look like ours.

It's not that hard.
Their suits fit them.

Yeah?

You got it, man.

The old lady's
leaving the house.

Babak takes out
their cars, we take her.

I take her.

The princess is a stubborn woman.
- You keep saying that.

- But she likes you.
- Well, I like her too.

But you have to convince her to cancel
the meeting with the Senate committee.

I'll try, but I don't
know if I can do that.

You know how
important that meeting is.

She's sure that it'll get
Mr. Godorsky his freedom.

Yeah, well, nothing's gonna happen
for Mr. Godorsky if the princess is dead.

She has nagged and
badgered and called in a

lot of favors from
a lot of old friends...

but if she's not there to
keep up the pressure...

they're gonna go on to other business.
It's called the squeaky wheel syndrome.

- Now that we know who the slurper is...
- Yes. Mikhail is only one part of it.

And there's that
assassination team.

They're not gonna hit her in
the house, not with it staked out.

- But if she leaves...
- Oh, my gosh.

Yeah.

Is she crazy or what?

- Should we stop her?
- On whose authority?

Just don't lose her.

Don't let our friends
there anywhere near her.

Here she comes.

You'll take out the agency car?

We'll get them.

Let's go.

You don't need that. I
have diplomatic immunity.

The only thing that's gonna get
you, sir, is a one-way ticket home.

You're riding the brake.
- I am? Oh, I'm sorry.

Not so hard on the accelerator.

You're... You're going too fast.

I wish you'd make up your mind.
I'm doing much better than yesterday.

You told me I was getting too
close to those cars on the right...

and I've corrected that.

But now you're driving
down the middle of the road.

There's no lane in the
middle of the road, Mrs. West.

There's a lane on the
right and a lane on the left.

I... I think that's
enough for today.

Oh, no, no, we just started.

This is a lovely
neighborhood, isn't it?

- Watch the road, Mrs. West.
- Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Just deep breaths,
Howard, remember.

I just wanna show you
where Princess Valosky lives.

Uh, she's a friend of
my daughter's. Ha, ha.

Well, I mean, she and I met, but
Amanda and she have become very close.

In fact, Amanda spends a
lot of time with Her Highness.

- What are you doing, Mrs. West?
- I think that was the princess.

Why are they driving like that?

Oh, my gosh.

- Oh, I am so sorry.
- Are you all right?

I never saw you. Where
did you come from?

- You ought to be in driving school.
- I don't think I have insurance.

I was doing so much
better yesterday.

Are you all right, Mrs. West?

What the hell happened here?

Just keep breathing. I'm sorry.

- Mother.
- What?

Oh.

- Amanda, what are you doing?
- That's my mother.

Are you all right?

There's the shooter.

Do you think it's gonna be all right?
I mean, I don't have any insurance.

Oh, no, we have
insurance, Mrs. West.

- Ma'am, are you all right?
- Yes, I'm fine. I'm just really nervous.

All right. SIGRID: Ow.

Hey, come on,
let's be a lady now.

Whew.

Amanda?

Amanda?

- Hey, Amanda?
- Yes?

- Are you all right?
- Yes. Do you think she saw me?

Mrs. West is just learning.
No, we have insurance.

I think your mother has a lot
of other things on her mind.

She's learning how to drive.

No, she isn't.

You were doing a lot better. It
was the... Hitting the other cars.

No, she isn't.

I love it. We get to do all the

stakeouts and you
get to do all the parties.

Ha, ha. LEE: Shh.

The princess doesn't know
that saving her life was my job.

- I'd like to keep it that way.
- The important thing is she's safe now.

Godorsky here, a lot
of news coverage...

- and our deal.
- What deal, sir?

We traded Sigrid, Antov and
Mikhail for agents of our own...

and a guarantee of
safety for the princess.

- I'm pulling our men out. Have fun.
- Yes, sir.

Oh, uh, by the way, what
happened to, uh, Demolition Dotty?

Oh, she's at the
hospital, visiting Howard.

Howard?

Her driving instructor.
It's nothing serious.

It's just a slight
case of nerves.

Oh, ha, ha, I'll bet.

So Sigrid and Antov
were real agents, huh?

- Oh, very real, yes.
- Only, they just looked so normal. Ha, ha.

They were trained to
be normal, Amanda.

Eastern Bloc agents
are the best-trained.

No, they're the second best.
You are the best. You caught them.

- Well, thank you.
- You're welcome.

You know, uh, you
didn't do too bad yourself.

- Thank you.
- That wasn't a bad move you made...

- with that car door either.
- Oh, well, thank you. Ha, ha.

Mm-hm. Although Sigrid
did make quite a dent...

Our hero.

I know young people
hate ceremony...

but we all have looked
forward to this event.

Leonid?

Ladies and gentlemen, may
I have your attention, please?

The royal house of Valosky...

acknowledges the service
of its revered friends...

by order of Her Highness,
Princess Sophia Valosky.

Thank you.

What are you thinking about?

I think I'm gonna share
this with my mother...

because I don't think she's ever
gonna get her driver's license.