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So with the increasing
violence on your streets...

the possible collapse of governments
and regimes uppermost in your mind...

understandably, you're
obviously interested...

in the effective
countermeasures.

That's why you're here.

And that's why I'm here. That's
exactly the service I provide.

More bang per buck.

Now, the weapon
we're offering today...

the still-classified weapon, is
a very, very exciting weapon.

It's called Viper.

Mr. Watkins, would you
turn off the monitor, please?

Major, if you would.

Gentlemen, may I present to you
the newest addition to our catalog...

our Viper.

Now, we're offering a full range of
new and effective ordinance today.

Handguns, rifles...

the super-secret
M603 machine gun...

grenades, napalm, mortars.

What more can I say?

And they're all currently available
from Ballon and Associates.

Mr. Watkins will be
happy to assist you.

You'll notice in our
sales brochure...

that our prices are quoted in dollars,
pounds, deutsche marks, cruzeiros...

francs, dinars, pesos.
It's all right here.

Gentlemen, please. Please
feel free to inspect them closer.

Very impressive,
as usual, Mr. Ballon.

But do we have any new
information on the, uh, Savior?

The Savior. No, general, not much, except
that it's still the most advanced weapon...

in the world, and
it's still unavailable.

- Impossible to obtain?
- Oh, yeah, it's impossible.

I have always found
that anything is possible.

With the proper
incentive, that is.

The proper incentive.

Well, try me, general.

Good morning, Mrs.
Marston. Beautiful day, isn't it?

- Mrs. King.
- Oh.

- It's the code-word thing.
- Yes.

Um, Rosemary? It's not Rosemary?

Sounds like Rosemary.

Mrs. Marston, could you give me a
little hint? No, of course, you couldn't.

Rosebud. Rosebud.
Rosebud, of course.

- Have a nice day, Mrs. King.
- Yes, Mrs. Marston.

And you have a nice
day too, Mrs. Marston.

- Good morning, Amanda.
- Uh, good morning, sir.

Sir, uh, there's somebody
doing something to Lee's desk.

Oh, looks like Fred's got
a plant on his new desk.

- Oh, it's a philodendron too.
- His desk?

- Right, Fred. It's his new desk. Lee left.
- Lee left?

Left. For good.

No, wait. I don't
understand that.

Lee Stetson is the best agent
there is. He would never leave.

- Lee took another job, Amanda.
- Another job?

I'll get back to you on
the Chinagate project.

Amanda, I guess we won't be
seeing too much of you anymore.

Take care, okay? AMANDA: Yeah.

Uh, sir?

I'm sorry, I'm really
under the gun today.

Oh, sir, I'm sorry, but I
just really have to ask you...

if what Francine said is true.

Is... Lee gone?

He's gone, and we haven't
made any long-range plans.

I have your phone number. I'll
call you if something comes up.

Yes, sir.

Oh, sir.

Uh, uh...

I made this for all of you. For
you, and Francine and Lee.

Uh, it's apple pie. It won second
prize at the Scout Jamboree.

- That's very thoughtful.
- Thank you.

Uh, we'll be talking, ahem...

- Amanda King, right?
- Mm-hm.

Fred Fielder. Taking
over for Stetson.

Uh-huh, I see. They
didn't tell you, did they?

They said he left.

Well, that's kinder than
saying "sold out," I suppose.

- Sold out?
- Went over, sold out, defected, pick one.

Oh, no, I won't pick one. No.

Lee Stetson is a wonderful
agent. He's honest and patriotic.

Oh, patriotic?

That's why he dumped the agency
to work for a sleaze-o like Ed Ballon.

- Who's Ed Ballon?
- One of our senior field agents.

Till Billy bounced him.

He was using agency contacts to
sell classified arms to the Cubans...

rockets to Kaddafi, whoever.

Now he's got Stetson
peddling his arms for him.

No. No, I'm sorry. I
don't believe that. No, sir.

Not for a minute. I
just don't believe that.

You kidding? He couldn't wait.

He blew off the agency as
soon as Ballon got to him.

Showed him the good life.

Big money, expense account,
tailor-made suits, things like that.

- Stetson bought the whole line.
- Oh, no. No.

Lee might have left, but he's
certainly not selling rockets.

- Ask him.
- I will.

I wouldn't look for him
at his old apartment.

You can find your patriot
roughing it at the Watergate West.

You're going to be very embarrassed
when you find out the truth, Mr. Meadows.

- Fielder.
- Whatever.

And I'm very sorry there won't
be enough apple pie to go around.

Nice going, Fred. Did a
real hatchet job on her.

Sometimes the
truth hurts, Francine.

Yeah. Doesn't it, though?

Uh, not quite so
much break, George.

Yeah, that's great.

Come in.

Try to have those shirts
by next week, okay?

- Hi.
- Hello.

I, uh, guess you've
been to the office?

Yes, I've been to the office. I
talked to Mr. Melrose, and Francine...

and Fred Fielder and, uh...

Well, I thought I
should talk to you.

Well, Amanda, I'm
kind of tied up right now.

- Yes, I can see...
- No problem.

- We can finish tomorrow if you like.
- Okay.

- Uh, Amanda, could you turn around?
- Oh. Sure.

Yes. LEE: Thank you.

Lee, I don't think you realize
the really awful things...

that people are
saying about you.

Yeah. If you're including Fred
Fielder under "people," I can guess.

Yeah, all right.

- Turn around yet?
- Okay.

Same time tomorrow, huh, George?

There you go.

Thank you.

Well, how do you like it?

It's very nice. You
gave that man a $50 bill.

- He's a nice man.
- So are you.

And I... I don't believe the
awful things that I've heard...

- but I wanna hear from you...
- Excuse me.

Hello? Oh, hello,
Colonel Morales, yes.

Uh, which rocket launcher
was that? The S-1 or the S-2?

Right. Right. Well, you see, there's gonna
be a, uh, kind of a small problem there.

The factory's running about
six weeks behind on its orders.

Uh, excuse me, colonel.

Amanda, could you get the door?

Yeah, I'm back.

No, no, no, sir.

Believe me, you are number one
on the list. You can depend on it.

All right. I'll get back
to you. Goodbye.

There's a man here to see you
and I think I'd better be going...

because I keep telling
myself and telling myself...

that what I'm seeing
isn't what I'm seeing.

And I think I better leave before I
don't listen to myself anymore, and I...

You understand.

Bye.

All I'm saying is that you walked
out of the house this morning...

with a wonderful apple pie in
your hand, spring in your step...

and then you arrived here this afternoon,
dragging in with your chin on the linoleum.

And I'm just concerned.

- Thank you.
- Oh, good heavens, Amanda.

You don't have to thank me.

I mean, when you hurt, I hurt.

I'll tell you what. Why
don't we go to a movie?

I'll call Miss Simms and she can
come over and sit with Jamie and Philip...

and we'll see
something with a...

Well, with an R
rating for a change.

Mother.

- Yes.
- One of my friends quit his job today.

- Well, I hope he had another job.
- Mm.

You should never quit your job
unless you have another job lined up.

- He had another job lined up, all right.
- That's good.

I mean, when your
father quit Mr. McGiver...

we had macaroni for
eight straight weeks.

- Well, you were too young to remember.
- I think he made a terrible mistake.

When he quit Mr. McGiver,
he got a much better job.

- I feel that it would have been...
- I don't mean Daddy.

I'm talking about my friend. I
think my friend made a mistake.

He's really good at his
job and he really loved it...

and maybe he needed a change...

but I don't think this was the
right kind of change, that's all.

- He's an adult, this friend of yours?
- Yes, Mother.

Then you have to trust
that knows what he's doing.

Amanda, I should have had this
pot roast done 20 minutes ago.

A best friend is a friend that
doesn't meddle. That's what they say.

Of course, I was never very
good at not meddling myself.

I always felt, um, well, an obligation.
You know, obligation to help.

Obligation?

If the friend is important and you
really care about your friendship.

- I do.
- This new job that he has...

do you feel that it is,
uh, beneath his talents?

Oh, yeah, you bet I do.

Then, Amanda, he probably
doesn't realize he has options.

- Options?
- Options, Amanda, options.

Options. He has options.

- Thank you, Mother.
- That's right. Options.

Let me tell you. The
classifieds are full of o...

Why does she do that?

I am not interested in options, and
definitely not import-export, okay?

Okay, all right, look, no import-export,
but we've also got investment banking.

- Amanda.
- You'd be wonderful at that.

- Travel, expense account...
- Amanda.

Forget it. Now, how
about, uh, marketing?

Marketing would
be... Or insurance.

Oh, Lee, there is absolutely
the best ad for insur...

Machine guns. Lee,
that says machine guns.

Hey, hey, hey. It is not
polite to read other people's...

That's upside down. You
read that upside down.

- When did you learn how to do that?
- I've been practicing.

Forget it. Uh, no. Forget it.

- Now, I do not want to peddle insurance.
- No, I will not forget it.

I mean, I think it's a heck of a lot better
than selling rockets to unsavory people.

I mean, if you ask my opinion.

That's exactly what I
do not need right now.

So go on home, run a couple
loads through the spin-dry and...

Well, I'm expecting someone.

No, I won't do that,
because we're friends.

We're business associates.

Former business associates.

Now, look, Amanda,
I want you out of here.

When he comes in, you go out.

- You got that?
- Yes.

All right.

- Lee, how are you?
- Edson, come on in.

Thank you.

Uh, Mrs. King was just leaving.

Mrs. King.

Amanda King? Well, it's a
pleasure to meet you finally.

- Do we, uh...? Do we know...?
- No, no, but I certainly know of you.

- You and Lee have worked together.
- Amanda, this is Edson Ballon.

How do you know about me?

Oh, uh... One hears
things, you know?

Uh, Mrs. King,
thanks for coming by...

and, uh, say goodbye to
Mr. Ballon. We'll be talking to you.

- Goodbye, Mr. Ballon.
- Bye.

There are plenty of
marvelous opportunities.

And you have options. You have options.
- I know. Right.

I will do. Thank you. Thank you.

I'm sorry about that.

Don't be. I was very,
very glad to meet her.

Ah, well, she's a civilian, use her on
the milk runs. You know, easy stuff.

Yeah. Well, she seems
very loyal to you, very...

Seems very dedicated to you.

Yeah.

Uh, major, why don't you wait for
me in the car? Mr. Stetson's a friend.

Does he wear his
shades to bed too?

Well, there's an interesting
story about the major.

He, uh, caught a phosphorous
grenade in the face.

Cuba. The Bay of Pigs thing.

Lost his voice in Rhodesia.

One of the Wappis dropped a
wire noose around his throat...

and tried to strangle him.

Didn't take.

Anyway, Lee, I think you and I are
gonna understand each other real well.

And I think you're gonna be very,
very successful in securing Savior for us.

Savior?

- Heh, you don't really...
- Oh, yes. I do.

We haven't even given that
to the NATO countries yet.

It's under wraps at Landover,
the weapons-testing lab.

That's right. And that's
why this is perfect for you.

You set up their security
system down there.

You know all their personnel.

Landover. And Savior.

And your cut of
this is a million-six.

Phew.

That's a pretty fair
first commission.

Look, if...

If we can break it loose, there's no
way we're gonna get it out of the country.

Lee, that's my end of it.

Your end is just to
get it out of the gate.

Oh, that's all.

That's all.

Mrs. King. I apologize
for not calling first...

but I have some very
good news for you.

- Good news, uh, Mr., um...
- Ballon. Just call me Edson.

Uh, yes, Mr. Ballon, I'm sorry,
I'm very busy, I'm cleaning.

And my mother and my two
boys will be home any moment.

And if you are here when they get
here, I'd have a lot of explaining to do.

But they won't be back, Mrs.
King. They're at baseball practice.

Listen, Mrs. King, I know that you
don't necessarily approve of me.

But I also know that you're a fair person,
and I hope that you'll do me the favor...

of listening, especially since I really
do have some very good news for you.

- Can I come in?
- For a moment.

- Thank you very much.
- Hmm.

I appreciate it, Mrs. King.

Now, tell me something.

Have you ever heard of the
Arms Control Export Agreement?

Arms Control Export... No.

Mrs. King, a beautiful
home you have here.

Really, it's quite, quite
lovely. I think it's, uh...

It's very warm.

Anyway, back to the, uh, Arms Control
Export Agreement, Mrs. King, if I may...

Oh-ho, look at this.

Scott Fitzgerald, Jack
Kerouac, Jack London.

Boy, you've got some
of my favorite books here.

Ah, yes, the agreement.

Well, what it does...

is it limits us from providing
arms to certain countries.

Even those countries who believe
in democracy as we do, you and I.

So that forces us to cook up little
strategies to help these people.

- Are you with me so far?
- I guess so.

Good. Now, Mrs. King,
this is how it works.

You see, certain members of the
agency are given the responsibility...

of getting certain material to
some of these friendly people.

- Excuse me, but if they're friendly...
- Oh, wait, wait, hold on.

Just let me finish, all right?

Thank you. We have to put some
of our personal considerations...

and some friendships
behind us temporarily.

- Now, do you understand what I'm saying?
- I hope so.

And why do we do this? Because
Blue Leader expects it of us.

Blue Leader.

- You know Blue Leader?
- Mrs. King, I work for him. So does Lee.

Lee hasn't left the agency.

He just has to make it
appear as if he has, that's all.

That's good news, right?

Well, that's not good
news, that's great news.

Please, Amanda, sit down.

Sit down.

Blue Leader, myself,
Lee, and now you...

are the only people
who know about this.

This is a matter of
extreme secrecy, Mrs. King.

Even Billy hasn't been told.

- Mr. Melrose doesn't know?
- No.

We all know what a terrific
contribution you have made...

- to the success of Scarecrow.
- You do?

- Did Lee say that?
- He sees it a little different.

Oh, I know, I know.

He thinks he doesn't need me.

And this is not some ordinary operation.
We're talking national defense here.

Now, personalities cannot
be allowed to get in the way.

We need you. Your country needs you. I'm
here to find out if we can count on you.

Of course. For my country and...

- Anyway, I'll be in touch.
- Uh, yes, sir.

But remember.

- One thing. Not a word to anybody.
- Not a word to anybody.

Goodbye, Mrs. King.

I'm on the team.

I hope you enjoyed that side...

Lancer, this is Blue Leader.

Go ahead, Blue Leader.

How are we doing on
the Ballon business?

We've bugged every room in
Scarecrow's new apartment.

He and Ballon are in regular contact.
From what we've been able to pick up...

there's a major arms
deal in a couple of days.

This one better not go through.
Ballon's slipped by before.

- It can't happen again. Understood?
- Understood, sir.

Ballon's agency training
has served him well.

- He knows how to anticipate us.
- We'll nail him, sir.

Well, picking up Scarecrow
and the buyers isn't enough.

It's essential to catch Edson
Ballon with the actual goods...

and some item of classified
hardware in his possession.

Now, that's what we
have to neutralize.

Scarecrow's got himself
into a dangerous game.

Ballon's last associate was identified
with a few teeth and a belt buckle.

A few teeth and a belt buckle.

Just call Crazy Larry and
I'd be glad to ignore you.

Now, this is a little
show-and-tell I use for the clients.

It's, uh... It's a
terrific sales tool.

This is called the cluster bomb.

- You see? LEE: Yeah. Very
impressive. It's also passé.

Lee, I stay in business...

because I offer my clients
the newest and the latest.

And that's the Savior.

I'm not gonna settle for anything less than
that, and neither will General Marquino.

- Yeah, but this is a tough one, Edson.
- Well, that's why you're aboard.

I've been working on my
contacts over at Landover.

Savior is Colonel
Arvilla's baby.

We have a good relationship. I've
been laying down groundwork with him.

Good, because along with everything
else, we've got a time problem.

I know that. But you're not talking
about a conventional weapon here, Edson.

If it was anything but Savior, I
could have delivered yesterday.

So could half a
dozen other guys.

This is the one I
need you on, Lee.

I want to tell you something.

We got a good team here.
We got a damn good team.

I think, uh...

I think I managed to make
it just a little bit better today.

Oh, how so?

We got a new recruit.

- Your friend, Mrs. King.
- Amanda?

I knew you'd like that.

Because I...

I know that, uh, you two
have worked together very well.

Now, look, that was...

We just worked together on a few
things, strictly minor-league stuff.

- She is a civilian.
- Well, don't be such an elitist.

- Civilians have uses.
- Yeah, but not in a deal like this.

It's strictly a solo
operation, and you know it.

Not anymore, it isn't.

Amanda King is in on
this, Lee. All the way.

She can win big with
us. Or she could lose big.

But that's up to you.

Hey.

Anybody tagging you?

Billy, how long have I
been doing this, huh?

You took a hell of
a chance calling me.

Something like this could
monkey wrench the whole deal.

Did you put sugar in this?

- I always take sugar.
- I never take sugar.

- We've got to pull the plug anyway.
- You're kidding me. What for?

- Ballon's put Amanda into the deal.
- Amanda? Our Amanda?

Your Amanda. Check.

- To do what? What's her job?
- He wouldn't say.

But I got a pretty good idea.

See, he doesn't trust
me all the way yet.

I think he figures if he can keep a string
on Amanda, I'll have to stay in line.

- I won't dare double-cross him.
- Tell her to back off.

Are you serious? Ha, ha. You
know I can't talk to her, Billy.

Remember, you've got my apartment
bugged, Ballon's got it bugged.

Besides, he's got the major
practically planted in my back pocket.

I gotta get to Blue
Leader. This is terrible.

Well, tell him it's
too dangerous.

That's not
acceptable, Scarecrow.

The mission has been too
carefully planned to cancel now.

Uh, sir, um, Amanda
King is a civilian.

A civilian with two children,
a mother, and a mortgage.

Quite correct. And so
she must be protected.

Not told, protected. Understand?

Scarecrow, the message
you left at the drop

indicated that Ballon's
target was Savior.

- Right. BLUE LEADER:
You've been to Landover.

You know some of the
technical staff, correct?

Some of them, yes.

Play it exactly as you would...

if you were requisitioning
any other piece of ordinance.

Everything is arranged.

The important thing is we
don't have a thing on Ballon...

unless we can place
him with the bomb.

It has to be virtually in his
hands, in his possession.

Is that understood?

Yes, sir.

Blue Leader, clear.

Well, I guess it's still on.

Looks like it. Anything else I should
know before we get underway?

Yeah, one thing.

I hate sugar.

But it's got all
the heavy stuff.

It's got the milk, and
the bleach and the...

Knock it off.

I didn't whine when I got your
potatoes and your oranges, did I?

- I'm not whining.
- You are too.

Boys, stop bickering.
I will carry them in...

Mother, please.

If the box boy can lift
it, Philip can manage.

- See, Philip?
- Jamie can go upstairs...

- and do his homework.
- Never mind. I've got it.

Get out, go on.

You will have time to eat and change
and be at school by 7, won't you?

- School?
- Play, honey. Philip's play?

Oh.

He's gonna be Jack and
the Beanstalk. Amanda...

your mind seems to
be so scattered lately.

Is there something on your mind?

No, Mother. Nothing's on my
mind. I'll be back in plenty of time.

Oh, all right, don't ask.
I tell myself, "Don't ask."

- "It's Amanda's business," I tell myself.
- Thank you.

- Unless you'd like to tell me.
- Mother.

Fine. Fine. It's all right.

I, uh... I would be
back at 5:30, though.

I'm sorry to leave
you with all this stuff.

It's all right. You just...
You just go along.

Hmm.

Ralph Arvilla is
kind of a new entry.

- I'm surprised you two haven't met.
- I don't know, it's, uh... It's possible.

What outfit were you in, major?

Uh, the major has
kind of a throat injury.

- Combat, you know? RALPH:
Oh, gee, that's too bad, I'm sorry.

- Uh, well, there she is, Lee. Savior.
- Yeah. And how do we get her loaded?

Loaded for what?

For the show-and-tell
for the NATO people.

The major and I are errand boys.

They told me the NATO
thing was next week.

Somebody on Deardorf's staff
was arranging for the move.

What can I tell you,
Ralph? It's this week and us.

You don't mean, uh,
Choirboy or one of the others?

Nope. Savior, definitely.

I wish they'd tell me when
they change up on me.

Well, that's life, colonel. So how
about lending me a couple techs...

to help us load this onto
the pickup truck, huh?

Pickup truck? You're gonna take
Savior out of here in a pickup truck?

You'd like me to have
a 40-truck convoy...

so everybody within 80 miles
would know it was coming out?

- Well, it'll have to be crated.
- So crate it.

Okay. You men, go
to supply, get some

material, and put a
crate around this thing.

You're gonna have to
sign for this. In my office.

Oh, uh, major?
Don't touch, okay?

Under that nosecap is a
very sensitive arming button.

You trigger that, and, uh,
it wouldn't take too much...

to airmail you guys and
your pickup truck to Mars.

Remember that.

Hey.

Why the dog-and-pony show?

We have to make him think
it's the real goods, right?

If we tip him there's no detonator,
somebody's liable to hand you your head.

We wouldn't want that, would we?

- You made it.
- Yeah.

- Good man, good man.
- Sure.

- Now it's your baby, Edson.
- No, listen.

Uh, this is part of the plan
now. I want you to take it.

I want you to deliver it to
Dulles Airport, gate number two.

- The major and I will be along shortly.
- All right.

- Got it? We'll see you there.
- Yeah.

- Now, listen. Drive carefully.
- Yeah, believe it.

Scarecrow to Lancer.

This is Lancer.
What have you got?

I've got your merchandise
and the destination.

- It's going down at Dulles.
- You're covered, that's a router.

It's going down at Dulles.

Scramble, scramble. It's Dulles.

Lancer, we might
have a problem here.

Lancer, come in,
are you reading?

Something's going wrong
in that tunnel. Check it out.

Amanda, don't hit the
brakes. Don't hit the brakes.

Are you all right? LEE: Yeah.

- Come here.
- Amanda.

What did I tell you,
huh? What did I tell you?

- I told you not to stop so fast.
- You frightened me.

- Were you the thud that I heard?
- Yeah, yeah.

Now, look. I gotta talk to you.

I tell you what, why
don't we talk in the car...

and we'll be able to
stay right on schedule.

Just forget the schedule, huh?

And you forget anything
that Ballon ever told you.

Don't know what he said to you, but
he is not working for the agency. I am.

- You are, but he isn't.
- That's right.

Then why am I hauling
this trailer around?

Let me ask you this.

Who is the least obvious
person in the whole world...

to be hauling a
secret weapon, huh?

A suburban mother in a station
wagon hauling a trailer, right?

Now, where are you
supposed to be meeting him?

He lied to me
and I believed him.

- I am really foolish.
- Hold it, hold it. You believed in me.

Huh? You did what you
did because you trusted me.

Now, I don't know anybody...

who would go that far
out on a limb for a friend.

Amanda, you are not
foolish, you're very far from it.

Friend?

We're friends?

Well, I, uh... I
exaggerated a little.

Where are you supposed
to be hauling this bomb?

- Bomb?
- Oh.

- What bomb?
- No, hold on. It's not a real bomb.

I mean, it looks like a
real bomb. No, it's not a...

I mean, he thinks it is a real
bomb, but it isn't, all right?

It's just... It's just
to trap him with.

We have to catch him
red-handed with classified material...

- to put him away.
- He's a bad person. He's unsavory.

Right, right, he is unsavory.

So where are you
going to meet him, huh?

Uh, I'm supposed to go, uh, down
this road, I go two or three miles...

I turn right, I go seven-tenths
of a mile, I stop at the helicopter.

- Helicopter?
- Uh-huh.

- Helicopter?
- Helicopter.

I'm gonna borrow your
car to make this delivery.

- No, no, no. that won't work.
- What?

He'll see that it's you
and not me driving.

He'll get in helicopter and he'll
fly away. It'll mess everything up.

You're right. You're right,
you're right. It'll blow it.

- We've had it.
- Not if I keep driving.

No. No way.

You don't know what's
waiting at the end of that road.

- Now, it is too dangerous.
- Lee.

- Amanda, I'm telling you...
- I feel responsible.

I got you into this, and
I'm gonna get you out of it.

And besides that, he doesn't
even know that you've talked to me.

You know what will be
waiting down there, huh?

Ballon and a bunch of
guys with guns, and I'm...

So I don't have a gun.
What kind of a threat am I?

Besides that, it's
not a real bomb.

All right. We won't have any
backup. It'll be just the two of us.

I have you. You'll
figure something out.

Do you know how
to use one of these?

Don't you have
something a little simpler?

It's simple. Believe me.

You just get in the car
and drive. I will explain.

- My purse.
- Get the purse out of the way.

There's no need
to worry, general.

She's still within her time.

In fact, here she is.

Hello, sir.

- I'm not late, am I?
- Nope, Mrs. King, you're exactly on time.

Good.

Yes. Yes. Into the
helicopter, quickly.

- Not yet.
- Okay, okay, okay.

Uh, maybe... Maybe after we
complete our arrangement...

- Your fee?
- Exactly.

Certainly. Rafael.
The suitcases, pronto.

Major, please.

Well, Benito, I don't think
there's anything else to discuss.

- Until next time.
- Not exactly, Ballon.

Now, let's just lock
it off right here, folks.

- Don't be stupid, Stetson.

We've got automatic
weapons. You have no backup.

You remember the
Wrangler Operation?

The one-man bust with
a full agency backup.

You think I'd be dumb enough to walk
in with a homemaker from Arlington?

He would never do that.

- We've got tanks...
- Plenty of tanks, big tanks.

- And air support.
- Plenty of air support.

Give it up, Lee.

Your support is all at
Dulles and we know it.

- Major, get that camera.
- Major, uh-uh, major. I wouldn't do that.

Come on, Amanda.

Now, if I go...

everybody's gonna go.

Whoa, whoa, hey, hey.
Lee, take it easy, man.

Just take it easy,
man. Hold it. Lee. Easy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, it's triggered.
Something's activated the timer.

Go on, stay back, go on.

Hey, come on,
that's an old gag, Lee.

- You think I'm gonna fall for that?
- Listen to it.

Out. Out. Get out. Keep going.
- What about the helicopter?

Let's run! Get out of here!

Wonderful. That was wonderful.

Go! Let's run!

- That was wonderful. I knew you would...
- Amanda, stay back.

I told you to stay
back. Now, go on.

- What are you talking about?
- I'm serious.

- It's gonna blow.
- Say what?

I said it's gonna blow.

A damn pin is busted
loose somewhere.

- You need a pin?
- Yes, I need a pin.

I got a pin in my purse.

- Well, hurry up, will you?
- Yeah. I'm hurrying.

Now, Lee, calm down.

All right, now, Lee, calm down.

Easy.

Amanda, hurry up. Come
on, a pin, any kind of a pin.

- I can't find the pin.
- Oh, come on.

Come on, come on.

- Easy. Amanda, hurry up, will you?
- I'm hurrying.

I got the pin. I got a pin.

- There's a pin on the back of this badge.
- What? A badge?

- Let me see.
- Oh, no. That won't work.

- It'll work.
- It had better.

There.

- That wasn't so hard.
- Yeah.

Oh. Whew!

I wonder why everybody
ran away like this.

I don't know.

Something we said, you think?

You mean I took these pictures
with that little bitty camera?

- That's right, you took them.
- Ah.

Well, that's gonna put
Edson Ballon and the major...

in the federal pokey
for a long, long time.

Well, I just can't believe it.

The pictures that I usually take...
When I walk into the photo store...

the lady just looks at me
and points at me and laughs.

She's gonna be proud
of you now, Amanda.

Oh, listen, Lee.

Uh, I'm sorry about
the sort of undignified

retreat the fellows
pulled out in that field.

No, a little healthy cowardice.

You'd have to understand who's
involved in order to appreciate it.

You see, we finally got
a fix on your location...

when we picked up a
report on state police radio...

about some clown on top
of a lady's station wagon...

on Kensington Road.

Clown?

Well, that's their
description, not mine.

Anyway, since a station wagon
did come out of that tunnel...

- You put two and two together.
- And phoned Fred.

- Fred.
- Fred Fielder.

The Fred we all know and love.

Maybe you'll get lucky, Lee,
and he'll leave the philodendron.

Ooh.

Anyway, Fred got the call, found the field,
and scooped up Ballon and the others.

Unfortunately, somebody mentioned
that the bomb was live and Fred just...

I think the word you're
looking for, Billy, is "panicked."

Poor Fred.

Yeah. Poor Fred.

What about you, Amanda? When did
you actually find out about the bomb?

Oh.

Just before it didn't go off.