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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,854 There have been demonstrations... 2 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:33,118 wherever the prince and princess have traveled. 3 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:36,161 Wives of Zakirese leaders usually do very little talking... 4 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:38,458 but the princess has very strong opinions... 5 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:41,761 particularly on the subject of oil rights in Zakir. 6 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:47,200 And here's the royal couple, Prince Rheza Khan and his lovely princess... 7 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:50,401 the former Miss Penelope Squire of Fallsburg, New Hampshire. 8 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:54,105 It's the first time she's been back in the states since she married him in 1979. 9 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:57,479 I could have married royalty. A prince actually proposed to me once. 10 00:01:57,651 --> 00:02:00,382 - Why didn't you accept? - His country was too small. 11 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:02,546 They're a little tired from their trip. 12 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:06,353 The demonstrators were part of the Pan-Arab Unity League. 13 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:08,222 We have files on most of them. 14 00:02:08,395 --> 00:02:12,025 - Who are they? - Eh, just being thorough, Billy. 15 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:17,031 Notice the guy has his back to the action? That's kind of strange, isn't it? 16 00:02:17,204 --> 00:02:20,470 Run that through the Photorecon lab and see if they can pull anything. 17 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:24,373 No sense taking any chances. The attempted hit in Paris was a very close call. 18 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:26,240 If anything happens to the prince... 19 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:28,746 we're gonna have a real mess on our hands. 20 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:32,010 I'm taking this out of Security Department and giving it to you. 21 00:02:32,185 --> 00:02:34,711 - What about the princess? - It's tricky with her. 22 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:36,754 She hates being surrounded by a guard... 23 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:39,051 tends to run off without telling anybody... 24 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:42,162 and since she's very interested in social reform in Zakir... 25 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:46,289 she has requested a tour of one of our schools, and not by some VIP... 26 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:48,230 but an average PTA mother. 27 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:52,730 Well, I suppose I could frump it up a bit and play the part. 28 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:59,011 Nope, I think Billy has someone a little frumpier in mind. 29 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,080 Wonderful, send her in. 30 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:03,940 I, uh, phoned Mrs. King about helping us out with this... 31 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:06,814 but she said she wanted to talk to me first. 32 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:09,889 Oh, getting picky about her assignments, is she? 33 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:12,686 Does she realize that some of us have worked for years... 34 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,851 - to be attached to this agency? - Be nice. 35 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,189 When am I anything but? 36 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:19,628 Hello. 37 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,592 Am I interrupting anything? 38 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:22,792 - Yes. - No. 39 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:24,028 Come in, come in. 40 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:27,538 The house seems to be divided, so you may as well make yourself at home. 41 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:28,918 What happened to you? 42 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:31,304 Oh, uh, nothing, really. It's not serious. 43 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:35,506 I was demonstrating the hook slide to my Little Leaguers and I hooked the wrong way. 44 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:37,241 I didn't think it was anything... 45 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:40,319 but then my ankle turned this really weird color. 46 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:45,016 - Was it terribly, terribly painful? - I'm sure it was. 47 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:49,824 - Are you still able to work? - Oh. Oh, yes, sir. Oh, sure, yes, sir. 48 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:53,626 Well, I want you to know how proud I am to work for the agency. 49 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,065 I think out of my entire graduating class... 50 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,138 I am the only one of us to go on and become a spy. 51 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:02,608 Of course, I suppose if there were any others... 52 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,472 I wouldn't know about it, but... 53 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:08,575 Well, at... At any rate, sir, um... 54 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:14,182 Well, I'm not sure that... That you realize it... 55 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:17,188 but sometimes these cases that I'm sent on... 56 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:20,088 well, they get a little dangerous... 57 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,423 and well, I was just wondering... 58 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:24,837 shouldn't I know how to hit? 59 00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:28,866 - Excuse me? - Well, shouldn't I have certain skills... 60 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:32,199 you know, like self-defense, maybe know a few codes. 61 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:35,968 Amanda, surely you realize that your value to us is that of a civilian. 62 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:37,406 I don't need another agent. 63 00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:40,979 Were you to become a known operative, your usefulness would be over. 64 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:43,049 Yeah, it's great you don't know anything. 65 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:46,380 Hell, the enemy could torture you for weeks and not get a thing. 66 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:50,115 Oh, well, I appreciate that. 67 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:53,326 But I... I don't think staying alive... 68 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:58,830 would compromise my usefulness too much. Ha, ha. Do you? 69 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,196 "Shouldn't I know how to hit?" 70 00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:08,774 Look, I may have expressed myself badly, but I think Billy got the point. 71 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:11,070 He did agree to a couple of courses. 72 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:14,271 Okay, everyone on their toes. Here she comes. 73 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:18,214 I'm a little nervous. I didn't really have much time to prepare for a princess. 74 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:21,116 You'll do just fine. For this you don't have to know how to hit. 75 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:22,847 Oh, please. 76 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:29,854 Your Highness. 77 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:33,734 Your Highness, may I present Mrs. Amanda King. 78 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:37,860 Mrs. King, Her Royal Highness, the Princess Salana Sharese Khan. 79 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:42,103 Hi. AMANDA: Hi. 80 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:44,710 How do you do, Your Highness? Uh... 81 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:52,013 It's really so kind of you to take the time to, uh, show me around. 82 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:57,780 - Are you okay? - Oh, yes. Oh, that's nothing. I'm fine. 83 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:01,554 It's an honor, Your Highness. Now, uh, where would you like to begin? 84 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:06,966 Ah, I'm not sure. Why don't you, uh, lead the way? Whatever you think. 85 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:11,527 I'll leave it up to you. Uh... 86 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,298 - Shall we? AMANDA: Oh, sure, ha, ha. 87 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:18,936 I hope you're ready for this. The kids are awfully excited about meeting you. 88 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:45,771 You were really a good sport about eating that cafeteria food. Ha, ha. 89 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:50,673 Next, we are due to see an exhibit of earthworms done entirely by fourth graders. 90 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:53,006 Provided you feel like it. 91 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,475 You know, to tell you the truth, I am a little beat. 92 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:02,386 - Would you excuse me for a minute, please? - Sure. 93 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:14,763 Well, uh, someone's got to go in there and guard her. 94 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:18,503 Right. Who? 95 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,474 Excuse me, Your Highness? 96 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:32,747 - Is everything okay? - I'm terribly sorry, ha, ha. 97 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:34,683 Oh, no, no, don't apologize. 98 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:38,018 I get awfully tired of wearing my high heels, Your Highness. Ha, ha. 99 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:41,127 Oh, Penelope. That's who I am. 100 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,422 Uh, was. 101 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:47,727 Before I married the sun prince whose glory shines on all the land. Ha, ha. 102 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:49,802 Quite a responsibility. 103 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:55,066 Uh... Your Highness? 104 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:59,003 You're being given a baby buffalo at 4:00. 105 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:02,412 This is the first time I've been back. 106 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:05,108 - You know, since I was married. - Yeah. 107 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:06,480 Gosh, I just... 108 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:09,213 Didn't realize how much I missed home. 109 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:13,326 Well, there must be a lot of pressures being a princess. 110 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,724 Do you have any idea what it is like... 111 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:18,558 knowing that there are men with machine guns, ha, ha... 112 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:20,223 standing outside your door... 113 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,801 when you get into bed with your husband? 114 00:08:25,772 --> 00:08:28,003 - Someone's got to go in there. - Who? 115 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:34,038 Aw, never mind. 116 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:38,613 Hold it. 117 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:43,579 Well, do you happen to have any orange lip gloss? 118 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:45,385 What? 119 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:50,763 Amanda, Indian Bob's house looks just fine. 120 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:53,229 You have got to get ready for the embassy reception. 121 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:57,667 Oh, why did she have to invite me? I told her tonight was the neighborhood play. 122 00:08:57,837 --> 00:09:00,102 She told you you'd be back in plenty of time. 123 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:03,675 It is incredible to me how you can be so blasé... 124 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:05,971 about hobnobbing with crowned heads. 125 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:09,878 I mean, out of 200 women, your PTA chose you. 126 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:13,111 Come on, let's look alive, missy. Now what about this blue taffeta? 127 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:17,986 - Oh, Mother, I hate the blue taffeta. - I never should have gotten it for you. 128 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:22,195 Well... Oh... - Oh, sweetie. - Mom? 129 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:24,797 - Yes? - My leaves keep falling off. 130 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,296 Um... 131 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,935 I'll help you with them in just a minute, okay? 132 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,594 - Come on. - I just want to touch this up a little. 133 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,740 Amanda, you have got to get your makeup on. 134 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,399 I know. What about the lavender, then? 135 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,011 No. Uh-uh, that will never go with the cast. 136 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,614 - Oh. - How about the low cut black dress? 137 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:45,115 Oh, Jamie, perfect. The black dress. Perfect. 138 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:49,723 Oh. Well, maybe I can find a little shawl that you can use to cover up. 139 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:51,881 Okay, that's enough. It looks just fine. 140 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:54,721 Oh, the dresses for the play, we don't need the dresses... 141 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:56,014 Mom. AMANDA: Yes, sweetie? 142 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:58,961 I'm the one who's supposed to be nervous. 143 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,795 Oh, sweetheart, ha, ha. 144 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,165 Come here. 145 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:06,329 Oh. 146 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,734 I'm sorry. 147 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,459 Oh, my God. 148 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:39,937 Amanda, this is a closed party for a lot of high-ranking officials. 149 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,371 Your assignment ended at the elementary school... 150 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:45,444 - so I'm afraid you're going to have to... - No, I was invited. 151 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,945 Drive on ahead. Someone will take your car. 152 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:50,515 Thank you very much. I'd better be going now. 153 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,118 Um... 154 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,123 Hello. 155 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,405 Get down! 156 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,152 Seal off all the exits! 157 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,839 What have you got? - Not a lot. 158 00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:56,779 - Our man didn't leave much behind. - What was the guy doing up on the roof? 159 00:11:56,950 --> 00:12:00,045 Company by the name of Endicott Roofing had been hired to re-tile the roof. 160 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,518 Guy started today. 161 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:04,522 All right, find out everything you can about the company. 162 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,216 Right. 163 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,626 Are you all right, Your Highness? 164 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,100 When you are feeling better... 165 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:18,830 I'll need to ask you and your husband a few questions. 166 00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:22,100 Darling, if you're feeling up to it... 167 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,940 we really should go and speak to our guests. 168 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,813 Excuse me, Your Highness, I really think... 169 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:34,148 Mr. Stetson, my wife and I prefer not to be affected by these fanatics. 170 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,188 Our fear only encourages them. 171 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:57,642 Ladies and gentlemen. 172 00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:01,872 Presenting their Royal Highnesses, the prince and princess of Zakir. 173 00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:10,653 Well, they let you in. 174 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:14,419 Do not look at me when you talk, huh? 175 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:20,166 I find it very difficult to hold a conversation like this. 176 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,961 You'll get used to it. 177 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:25,031 I don't want the princess to know that you're one of us. 178 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:29,073 Gee. I'm one of us. 179 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,901 I know I'll regret saying that. 180 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,413 Can you believe they're out there just like nothing happened? 181 00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:39,376 Yeah, I think he's crazy, but the prince wants to keep business as usual... 182 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,851 so you'll have to keep your ear to the ground. 183 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,616 See if the princess is saying anything about enemies... 184 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,589 political opponents, anything. 185 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,962 - What if she doesn't...? - Don't move. 186 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,896 What if she doesn't say anything? 187 00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:55,360 If she doesn't say anything, you'll have nothing to report. 188 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,738 Right. Well, should we rendezvous later? 189 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:02,398 Shall we synchronize our watches? 190 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,669 Lee? Hello? 191 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:11,077 That man has the worst manners. 192 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,743 Oh, Amanda. Darling, this is Amanda King. 193 00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:17,254 I'd like you to meet my husband, Prince Rheza Khan. 194 00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:20,120 Uh, hello. RHEZA: Mrs. King. 195 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:23,889 I'm so glad you could come. Penelope tells me you were very kind to her today. 196 00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:28,728 Oh, well, I guess even a princess can run a little low on lip gloss. Ha, ha. 197 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,769 Nevertheless, I do appreciate your hospitality. 198 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,700 - Howdy. - Jack, how are you? 199 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,139 - Hello, Bo. How are you? - Good to see you. 200 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,673 Hi. Hi, how are you? - Hello, Bo. 201 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:43,078 - So, Tom. So, Tom, you're looking great. - Oh, good. 202 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:45,548 Hi. Hi, how are you? 203 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,517 Well, howdy, howdy, how's my favorite little princess? 204 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:52,216 - Hello, Bo. - Doesn't old Bo get a hug and a kiss? 205 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,558 - Rheza, I'm thrilled. - Great to see you, Bo. 206 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:59,859 Mrs. King, may I present Bo Johnson. Bo, Mrs. Amanda King. 207 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,968 My pleasure, ma'am. And here I thought the loveliest ladies... 208 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,502 were all down in Calvin County. 209 00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:09,374 Would you ladies excuse us? We're gonna go have us a little man talk. 210 00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,611 He nearly broke my hand. Ha, ha. 211 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:16,076 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 212 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,650 I'm trying not to be a wet blanket... 213 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:22,880 and let, uh, attempted murder mar the occasion. Ha, ha. 214 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:27,385 Well, I would have canceled the whole party. 215 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:31,555 But my husband doesn't believe in showing fear. 216 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,997 But I'll tell you something, Amanda, I'm afraid. 217 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:40,469 Is Bo Johnson an old family friend? 218 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:44,407 Bo Johnson is the, uh, star of B Westerns who... 219 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:45,601 Yeah. 220 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,940 Got involved in the oil business years ago. 221 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,948 He and Rheza's father were very close friends... 222 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:55,020 and he became the first American permitted to drill for oil in Zakir. 223 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:58,784 - Oh. - On very favorable terms, I might add. 224 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,793 Well. The prince seems very fond of him. 225 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,089 He adores him. 226 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:09,161 Bo Johnson is worth $50 million and getting richer every day. 227 00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:14,498 All from drilling oil in Zakir. Rheza looks up to him like a father. 228 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:17,200 That's nice. 229 00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,707 He's a snake. 230 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:24,214 Now, Rheza, you can tell me this is none of my business if you want to. 231 00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:27,046 But things like this afternoon wouldn't keep happening... 232 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,156 if you hadn't gotten so controversial in the last two years... 233 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,347 Bo, please. 234 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:35,017 I know, I know, an old cowboy like me is behind the times. 235 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:36,924 But when I was growing up in Texas... 236 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:40,157 our women kept a bit in their mouth and plowed a straight furrow. 237 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,165 Bo, Penelope is an intelligent woman. 238 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:47,000 I wanted to marry an intelligent woman. I cannot ask her to stop thinking or talking. 239 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,870 Well, then maybe you could do a little less listening. 240 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:52,671 I mean, everybody knows she influences you, Rheza. 241 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,940 Hell, I just read in the Inquirer today... 242 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:59,017 where she doesn't want you to renew my oil leases. 243 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:03,179 Now, my old widowed aunt sets a lot of store by the Inquirer. 244 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,120 The world is changing, Bo. 245 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,783 My people want ownership of their resources. 246 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,727 And a share in the profits. Now, Penny feels very strongly about this. 247 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:14,891 Why can't Penny be more like your mama? 248 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,332 Aah. My mother would stay locked in her room all day... 249 00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:19,062 with five portable radios. 250 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,400 And a happy woman she was too. 251 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,802 Bo, Penelope and I are having a difficult time just now. 252 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,844 I cannot order her not to be herself. 253 00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,778 Excuse me, Your Highness. Ahem. 254 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,418 Bo, this is the fellow I was telling you about. 255 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,611 One of the agency's top men. 256 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:38,485 So you're the crack agent that's protecting the royal couple, are you? 257 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,158 Yeah. Um, have you seen the princess, Your Highness? 258 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:44,289 No. Why? 259 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,830 She seems to be missing. 260 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,629 Look at this strange golden fruit. - We Indians call it corn. 261 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,670 Corn? PARENTS: Ha-ha-ha. 262 00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:56,741 We invite you to share this feast of Thanksgiving with us. 263 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,969 Didn't you tell somebody where you were going? 264 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,678 They make such a fuss whenever I want to go anyplace. 265 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,111 I had to get away from them. 266 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,616 - My wife is making dinner rolls. - Oh, Look. 267 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:11,349 See the little tree on the left? That's my son Jamie. He's 8. 268 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:17,688 Let us live in peace as... As... Brothers. 269 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:20,128 The Pilgrim's my other son, Philip. 270 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,797 Please accept this food. 271 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:43,346 I'm really sorry, Amanda. I am. 272 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:44,847 Well... 273 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:51,787 Yeah, hello. 274 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,524 Mr. Willis Parker is trying to contact you. 275 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:57,465 - May we patch him through? - Okay. 276 00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,030 - Is this Stetson? - Yeah. 277 00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:03,668 I've gotta talk to you. Meet me in the old canner's warehouse. 278 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:04,867 Where's that? 279 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,513 Come in through the alley behind the Mercantile building. 280 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,514 Aah. I don't go to meetings, Mr. Parker, unless I know the topic. 281 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,549 I, uh... 282 00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:15,517 I know who tried to pull off that assassination yesterday. 283 00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,914 - Yeah, go on. PARKER: Nothing more until I see you. 284 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,356 I need protection. You don't know these people. 285 00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:25,487 Well, Mr. Parker, don't panic, all right? Now, I want you to meet... 286 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:29,102 You just be in that alley, Stetson. That's all I can say for now. 287 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:32,899 Mr. Parker... Hello? 288 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,282 Listen, I'm really sorry about last night... 289 00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,288 but she wanted to come to that play. 290 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,859 She wouldn't take no for an answer. What could I do? 291 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,656 At least we had some time alone so we could really talk. 292 00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,800 - What have you got? - I told you everything over the telephone. 293 00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,992 I cannot arrest a man for being a snake. 294 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:05,866 I'm sorry, I wish she said he was a smuggler, she didn't. 295 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,438 She said he was a snake. 296 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:11,270 Gosh, do you have any idea how hard it is spying on this poor woman? 297 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,379 She thinks I'm her friend. 298 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,277 She's afraid she's losing her husband, and you know what? 299 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:20,352 She's so lonely, she's invited me to go to Bo Johnson's ranch for the weekend... 300 00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:22,351 Wait, hold it. That's good. That's very good. 301 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,922 - No, I think it's just awful. - You're going. 302 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,286 - I can't. - Why not? 303 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,553 Jamie has Little League, Philip's got a party... 304 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,196 - I'm allergic to horses... - Aah. 305 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,282 And besides, I have a real sick dieffenbachia. 306 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:34,991 Amanda, you are in a unique position to provide us... 307 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,863 with the information we need. 308 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,471 - I don't like spying on friends. - All right. 309 00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:43,204 All right. And I know, being the princess's friend... 310 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,344 - you want her to be happy. - Yes. 311 00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:49,141 Which would be difficult were she to become widowed... 312 00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:51,375 - living with strangers. - Oh, really. 313 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:54,679 Do you know what happens to princesses when their husbands are shot? 314 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:58,382 They send them places. Ever hear of Devil's Island? 315 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,792 - Yes. - I rest my case. 316 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:07,366 - Okay, okay, I'll buy some allergy pills. - Good, good. You'll be fine, believe me. 317 00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:11,629 I know, I'll be fine. I'll be just fine. Hey, wait a minute, where are you going? 318 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,831 Huh? Oh, we may have finally got a break in this case. 319 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,977 Some guy named Willis Parker called the office, scared to death. 320 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,306 Has something to say. I meet him in 20 minutes. 321 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:24,177 Uh, look, if he says enough, then I don't have to go to Bo Johnson's ranch, right? 322 00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:26,046 Wrong. Just go. 323 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:30,155 My dieffenbachia plant dies, you're gonna feel very guilty. 324 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,797 Mr. Parker. Mr. Parker. 325 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,544 Ow. 326 00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:58,047 Mr. Parker, are you in there? 327 00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,165 Uh, some, uh... Some more tea, Your Highness? 328 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,852 Oh, please, let's just keep it Penelope, okay? Ha, ha. 329 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,025 Oh, ha, ha. 330 00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:20,469 I can't tell you how strange it is to have my own people call me "Your Highness." 331 00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:23,541 Well, I know exactly how you feel. It's not totally the same thing... 332 00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:25,610 but when I was made Homecoming Queen... 333 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:29,078 I always felt that my little velour cape and my little crown... 334 00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:31,448 kind of set me apart from the other students. Ha, ha. 335 00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:33,609 I hope I got the right things. 336 00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:36,187 You're gonna have a wonderful time. It'll be great. 337 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,017 Oh, when Amanda told me... 338 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,853 that she was spending the weekend at Bo Johnson's farm... 339 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,426 I just couldn't believe it. 340 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:47,727 I mean, I can remember seeing him in a two-reeler Western in 19... 341 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,994 Ha, ha. Never mind. 342 00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:53,037 Make sure the boys behave themselves this weekend, all right? 343 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:56,539 Amanda, if you should just happen to... To walk by Bo Johnson... 344 00:22:56,709 --> 00:23:00,578 and he should just be standing with time on his hands and a ballpoint pen... 345 00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:02,546 - Yes, Mother, I'll get his autograph. - Yeah. 346 00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:05,413 Well, just something simple like, "To my friend, Amanda." 347 00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:07,985 - "Amanda"? "To my friend, Dotty." - I'll tell him. 348 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:10,955 "With best wishes. 349 00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:13,319 And a big Texas howdy!" Ha, ha. 350 00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:17,122 - And remember, it's D-O-T-T-Y... - Yes, Mother. 351 00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:18,992 Not I-E. 352 00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:20,496 I know. DOTTY: Ha-ha-ha. 353 00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:22,828 Oh, I don't believe it. 354 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:35,110 Whoa, whoa. 355 00:23:37,616 --> 00:23:39,209 Hey, Earl! 356 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:42,755 Hey, there, Mr. Johnson. What's up? 357 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,390 Watch this. 358 00:23:56,902 --> 00:24:00,100 Boy, that's a nasty drop. - Yeah. 359 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,537 A lot of royal blood could get spilled down there. 360 00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:06,509 See the papers? It took four engine companies to put out that fire. 361 00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:08,545 That darn fool Parker. 362 00:24:08,714 --> 00:24:11,513 He brought it on himself the minute he picked up that phone. 363 00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:13,380 Yeah, well. 364 00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:15,987 I reckon when he missed his target at the embassy... 365 00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:18,818 figured the feds would go easier on him than we would. 366 00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:25,289 You know, Earl, I never could stomach disloyalty in a man, could you? 367 00:24:45,517 --> 00:24:47,418 - My chili's better. - What? 368 00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:51,284 Do not look at me. Pretend to be doing something else. 369 00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:52,823 Right. 370 00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:54,958 - What are you doing? - Eating. 371 00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:56,527 - Eating? - Mm-hm. 372 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,757 How did your meeting with Mr. Parker go? 373 00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:03,096 Mr. Parker's no longer with us. All that's left is his cowboy boots. 374 00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:04,497 Oh, my gosh. 375 00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,605 - How are you doing? - I'm doing okay. 376 00:25:06,772 --> 00:25:10,834 Her husband's been with us most of the time, so she's been pretty quiet. 377 00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:17,015 Who's ever behind this isn't fooling around, so watch yourself. 378 00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:18,673 Ten-four. 379 00:25:21,887 --> 00:25:23,879 My chili's better. 380 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,660 He's kind of cute. 381 00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:32,457 - Who? - That agent, Mr. Stetson. 382 00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:34,896 - The one in charge of security. - Oh, him. 383 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:38,094 Yeah, him. Yeah, I notice he doesn't have a wedding ring on. 384 00:25:39,671 --> 00:25:44,666 Oh, no. No, I could never get involved with... 385 00:25:44,843 --> 00:25:48,473 anybody in that line of work. That's... That's too dangerous. 386 00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:51,274 Sometimes dangerous can be fun. 387 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,650 Sometimes dangerous can be dangerous. 388 00:25:55,821 --> 00:25:58,620 Yeah. Yeah. 389 00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:03,195 I want some appreciation, damn it. I spent the entire evening with an IRS man. 390 00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:06,696 Do you have to give me the gory details of how you got the information? 391 00:26:06,865 --> 00:26:07,889 Yes, I do. 392 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:11,560 First, we went to a tiny little restaurant with imitation wood tables... 393 00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:13,706 and no wine list to speak of... 394 00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:17,274 and then he suggested that we go back to his condo. 395 00:26:17,443 --> 00:26:19,912 Oh, come on, it's not like you've never done that before. 396 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,547 Not to music, I haven't. 397 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:25,282 Rudolph claims he knows everything about Endicott. 398 00:26:25,451 --> 00:26:27,420 He handled their audit a few years back. 399 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,522 Guess who owns Endicott Roofing Company? 400 00:26:30,689 --> 00:26:32,021 Johnson Oil. 401 00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:34,217 - It's owned by who? - Johnson Oil. 402 00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:36,658 I did some checking on it and I found out that... 403 00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:39,264 they got the embassy job by bidding really low. 404 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:43,596 Oh, by the way, what did Recon get on that photo I took at the embassy? 405 00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:46,671 - You know, the guy with his back turned? - Unfortunately, not too much. 406 00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:49,193 Uh, it does appear that he's looking up at 407 00:26:49,217 --> 00:26:51,709 the roof of the embassy and, uh, let me see. 408 00:26:51,877 --> 00:26:55,473 Uh, he's tall, looks like he has a little bit of dandruff... 409 00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:57,172 and he's wearing cowboy boots. 410 00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:59,284 - He's wearing what? - Cowboy boots. 411 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,353 Good luck. Bye. 412 00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:05,782 - Was that Lee you were talking to? - Aah. Yeah. 413 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,150 - Listen, Billy. - Uh-huh? 414 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:11,991 Would you mind explaining one tiny little inequity to me? 415 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:13,496 What's that? 416 00:27:13,665 --> 00:27:17,432 Well, it just seems that while I, the seasoned professional... 417 00:27:17,603 --> 00:27:20,402 am here, digging through files... 418 00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:24,470 socializing with the IRS, Amanda, the rookie... 419 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:30,048 is out whooping it up with royalty, ex-movie stars, and Lee Stetson. 420 00:27:30,215 --> 00:27:34,778 Heh, I mean, I'm asking you, who do you know that is better at mingling with... 421 00:27:34,953 --> 00:27:38,014 - and flattering the idle rich than I am? - No one. 422 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:42,093 Aha. So you can explain the situation to me? 423 00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:44,119 Certainly. 424 00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:47,229 That's the way life is. 425 00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:54,032 Why do I even ask these questions? 426 00:28:55,801 --> 00:28:57,030 Thank you very much. 427 00:28:57,569 --> 00:29:00,038 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. 428 00:29:00,205 --> 00:29:03,369 Thank you, thank you, thank you, I appreciate it. 429 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:06,939 And welcome. 430 00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:11,846 Welcome once again to the sweetest little ranch on the Atlantic side of Texas. 431 00:29:17,356 --> 00:29:23,193 Most of y'all know that the prince's father, Nessim Ahmed Khan... 432 00:29:23,362 --> 00:29:28,062 was a very dear friend of mine. He was a great man. 433 00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:30,498 And a great leader of his people. 434 00:29:30,669 --> 00:29:35,300 And as a token of my esteem for the royal couple... 435 00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:39,377 I want to present the princess with a little something... 436 00:29:39,544 --> 00:29:42,036 from the very bottom of my heart. 437 00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:20,851 Rheza has been meeting with Bo for two hours now. 438 00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:23,784 And I know what Bo's up to. 439 00:30:25,090 --> 00:30:27,582 That man will go to any length to close that deal. 440 00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:32,129 Why don't you just relax and enjoy the honeysuckle in the moonlight? 441 00:30:32,297 --> 00:30:35,495 You know, when Rheza and I were first married... 442 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,498 we were inseparable. 443 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,197 I think we scandalized the country. 444 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:45,606 Now, oh, so much of his day is spent... 445 00:30:45,777 --> 00:30:49,612 with... With meetings and crises and we argue all the time. 446 00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:52,683 Mostly about Bo and that oil lease. 447 00:30:54,086 --> 00:30:56,385 Oh, I don't know. 448 00:30:57,356 --> 00:31:00,155 Amanda, I don't know, maybe that's not even the issue at all. 449 00:31:00,325 --> 00:31:02,157 Maybe it's not. 450 00:31:02,327 --> 00:31:05,092 Maybe if you could stop being the prince and the princess... 451 00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:09,667 and just be Penelope and Rheza once in a while, maybe be alone. 452 00:31:09,835 --> 00:31:11,098 Maybe that would help. 453 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:15,432 When... When I was married and things weren't going so well, I had this, um... 454 00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:17,200 - What? - Sexy nightgown. 455 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:18,742 - Did you really? - Yeah. 456 00:31:18,910 --> 00:31:23,678 My ex-husband liked it, so when things weren't going so well, I'd put it on. 457 00:31:24,282 --> 00:31:27,844 And he had this, uh, concoction, this hot mulled wine... 458 00:31:28,019 --> 00:31:32,821 he'd make it and he would bring it to bed then things would just kind of get better. 459 00:31:32,991 --> 00:31:36,792 Oh, Amanda, do you know, I didn't even think to pack a sexy nightgown? 460 00:31:36,962 --> 00:31:38,954 It could be better without the sexy nightgown. 461 00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:45,537 Uh, oh. 462 00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:49,171 Ha, ha. Oh-ho. 463 00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:51,173 - This is not an oh-ho. - Oh. 464 00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:54,711 Uh-uh. No, no. No. I... I don't know what that man wants. 465 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:55,904 - No? - No. 466 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:58,812 Does, uh, "honeysuckle and moonlight" ring a bell? 467 00:31:58,984 --> 00:32:00,976 Oh, you have a vivid imagination. 468 00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:05,386 Amanda, it looks like the only fun that I'm going to have this weekend... 469 00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:09,016 is hearing about the fun that you are having this weekend. 470 00:32:09,194 --> 00:32:10,389 Oh, no. 471 00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:13,896 So why don't you please just get started and I'll start having some, huh? 472 00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:16,625 I am going to bed. 473 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:21,763 Just wait a few discreet moments and, tsk, give her the gas. 474 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:24,933 Good night. 475 00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:28,840 Does Princess Di talk like that? 476 00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:32,351 Oh, come in. 477 00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:34,777 Hi. 478 00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:37,127 I thought I was supposed to be undercover. 479 00:32:37,151 --> 00:32:38,151 You are. 480 00:32:40,358 --> 00:32:41,417 Why? Is anything wrong? 481 00:32:41,593 --> 00:32:44,461 Oh, no, no, that was a very subtle performance you gave at the window. 482 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,996 She thinks we're having an oh-ho-ho. 483 00:32:47,165 --> 00:32:49,430 - A what? - You heard me. She thinks you're cute. 484 00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:51,229 - I am cute. - Not that cute. 485 00:32:51,770 --> 00:32:53,500 Listen to this. 486 00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:57,103 Whoever tried to kill the prince the other day... 487 00:32:57,275 --> 00:32:59,870 was supposedly working for Endicott Roofing. 488 00:33:00,045 --> 00:33:01,479 Making repairs at the embassy? 489 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:02,670 - Hmm? - Yeah. 490 00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:07,616 Well, Endicott got the job by bidding incredibly low. 491 00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:11,652 Well, Endicott is a tax-loss company, owned by a company... 492 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:14,622 that's owned by a company that's owned by guess who? 493 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:16,954 Johnson Oil. 494 00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:21,830 - Johnson? As in Bo Johnson? - Yes, ma'am. 495 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,400 Oh, boy. 496 00:33:24,769 --> 00:33:26,738 So, what did you come up with? 497 00:33:26,905 --> 00:33:30,223 Well, um, the princess is trying to convince 498 00:33:30,247 --> 00:33:33,209 the prince not to renew Bo's oil lease. 499 00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:36,712 See, uh, Bo's putting on a lot of pressure, though. 500 00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:40,375 Seems like everything is not the way that it seems that it is here. 501 00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:41,884 Bo's not doing all that well. 502 00:33:42,053 --> 00:33:44,921 Most of the wells that he's drilled recently have come up dry. 503 00:33:45,090 --> 00:33:46,730 The princess doesn't think... 504 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,123 it would be in the interest of the country to renew. 505 00:33:49,294 --> 00:33:50,785 You know what? 506 00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:54,692 She doesn't like Bo Johnson at all. 507 00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:14,817 Earl? 508 00:34:14,986 --> 00:34:18,081 You're sure that cliff's gonna give way when that horse runs onto it? 509 00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:22,759 Yeah, that ought to do it, Mr. Johnson. 510 00:34:22,928 --> 00:34:25,193 That ledge'll never support a horse's weight now. 511 00:34:25,363 --> 00:34:28,026 I sure hate to lose a beautiful horse like that Arabian... 512 00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:30,454 but it'll be worth it if I can shut that little 513 00:34:30,478 --> 00:34:32,466 Penelope Squire's mouth once and for all. 514 00:34:32,637 --> 00:34:35,539 - Yeah, I know what you mean. - Let's get on back to the ranch. 515 00:34:41,346 --> 00:34:43,906 Good morning, ladies. Good morning. - Good morning. 516 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,880 How y'all doing? 517 00:34:46,351 --> 00:34:49,583 My, my, but that's a mighty handsome horse you got there, princess. 518 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:52,019 Yeah. He's beautiful, Bo. 519 00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:55,017 He's a high-spirited animal. You be careful, you hear? 520 00:34:55,193 --> 00:34:58,561 I've been riding since I was 6 years old. I think I can handle the horse. 521 00:34:59,731 --> 00:35:01,427 You sure you won't come with me? 522 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,001 Oh, no, I... I really better not. 523 00:35:04,169 --> 00:35:06,695 I have an allergy, and, you know, with this cast. 524 00:35:06,871 --> 00:35:09,170 Oh, that's a shame Mrs. King can't go with you... 525 00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:12,436 because that'd save Mr. Stetson from worrying about security. 526 00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:17,508 I beg your pardon? 527 00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:21,783 You mean the princess doesn't know? 528 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:23,751 Doesn't know what? 529 00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:30,017 That you're a G-man. Or shouldn't I say, G-lady? 530 00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:33,188 Eh, I mean, you do work for Mr. Stetson, don't you? 531 00:35:34,933 --> 00:35:38,893 You see, my foreman, Earl, just happened to be outside your window... 532 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:42,802 digging for night crawlers while you and Mr. Stetson were powwowing. 533 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:46,638 I thought you came here as my friend. Apparently, you were just doing your job. 534 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:49,940 - No... - I hope they're paying you well. 535 00:35:52,283 --> 00:35:53,842 Penny! 536 00:35:57,322 --> 00:36:02,022 - I am not a G-man. - Oh, I never contradict a lady. 537 00:36:02,961 --> 00:36:04,862 Have a pleasant day. 538 00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:44,429 Hi. MAN: Can I help you? 539 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:49,607 Uh, I promised my little boy Timmy I'd tell him about a real ranch. 540 00:36:49,774 --> 00:36:52,209 He's just crazy about cowboys, you know? 541 00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:54,642 Uh, he'd sure love this hat. 542 00:36:55,413 --> 00:36:57,439 Does it belong to the guy in this bunk? 543 00:36:57,615 --> 00:36:59,481 That's right. 544 00:37:01,419 --> 00:37:05,015 Hello. Do you have a horse that I could borrow, please? 545 00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:06,910 Well, I just grained all the horses, ma'am. 546 00:37:08,293 --> 00:37:10,888 - Yes? - Well, all except El Diablo here. 547 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,861 Oh, he looks like a nice one. 548 00:37:14,032 --> 00:37:16,126 You sure you can ride with that leg like that? 549 00:37:16,301 --> 00:37:19,066 Oh, sure, I'll be fine. Yeah, just fine. 550 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:22,105 El Diablo's kind of a spirited horse. 551 00:37:39,023 --> 00:37:41,083 Looks like Mr. Parker has a dandruff problem. 552 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:45,496 Well, that'll happen to you in this dry weather. 553 00:37:45,663 --> 00:37:48,497 You suppose I could talk to him about buying this hat? 554 00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:51,192 Willis Parker ain't here no more. 555 00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:54,934 Is he ready? MAN: Ready. 556 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,699 Oh, okay. Good boy. 557 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,741 - Can I help you? - No, that's all right. 558 00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:00,276 I'm fine, thank you very much. 559 00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:01,777 Ouch. 560 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:03,574 Could you give me a leg up there, please? 561 00:38:03,748 --> 00:38:06,684 One, two, three. Here we go. 562 00:38:06,851 --> 00:38:09,821 Whoa. No, it's all right. I'm fine. Yeah, I'm fine. 563 00:38:11,389 --> 00:38:12,629 - I got you. Come on. - Yeah. 564 00:38:12,757 --> 00:38:14,919 Okay. Which way did the princess go? 565 00:38:15,093 --> 00:38:16,823 - That way, ma'am. - Yeah, okay. 566 00:38:17,562 --> 00:38:20,031 - Just bring him along this way, ma'am. - This way. 567 00:38:20,198 --> 00:38:22,429 Try digging your heels into the horse's flanks. 568 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,795 - Yeah, okay. - Gently. 569 00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:29,735 You were saying that you don't have roundups here in Virginia. 570 00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:33,072 You guys must still have some of those cowboy skills, right? 571 00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:36,140 Well, yeah, I guess you could say that. 572 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:40,581 Like branding. You could rope a steer if you had to, I'll bet. Huh? 573 00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:45,981 And shooting. This Mr. Parker here any kind of a shot? 574 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:49,389 Yeah, Willis Parker is a hell of a good shot. 575 00:38:49,561 --> 00:38:51,359 I gotta get going, mister. 576 00:38:51,529 --> 00:38:53,623 Look, I'd put that hat back where I found it. 577 00:38:53,798 --> 00:38:55,562 Yeah. 578 00:39:17,655 --> 00:39:19,385 Amanda? 579 00:39:19,557 --> 00:39:21,685 Amanda, hang on. I'm coming! 580 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:23,923 Hold on to the rein. 581 00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:25,961 Whoa, whoa. 582 00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:31,525 - Ugh. - Are you all right? 583 00:39:32,270 --> 00:39:33,863 Okay. 584 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:37,335 Oh, thank you. 585 00:39:37,508 --> 00:39:39,563 You could have gotten killed on that horse. 586 00:39:39,587 --> 00:39:41,343 Well, he was the only one available. 587 00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:45,711 - That was close. - And I had to explain. 588 00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:49,421 Are you telling me you got on that horse just in order to explain? 589 00:39:50,455 --> 00:39:53,789 Well, I thought it was like driving a car... 590 00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:57,451 and about last night, I just want you to keep an open mind. 591 00:39:57,629 --> 00:39:58,653 Sure. 592 00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:01,061 - Hold it very still. - Of course. 593 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:02,632 - It's okay. - Hold the horse. 594 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,893 It's okay. 595 00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:09,467 It was Willis Parker who fired those shots, wasn't it, Johnson? 596 00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:11,007 Now Parker's dead. 597 00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:15,112 I hope you forgive me, Mr. Stetson... 598 00:40:16,047 --> 00:40:20,041 but, uh, I don't think you're really in any position to be asking the questions. 599 00:40:20,218 --> 00:40:24,087 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go see a man about a horse. 600 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,156 Earl... 601 00:40:26,324 --> 00:40:28,793 we'll, uh, take care of Mr. Stetson... 602 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,986 and Ms. King when I get back. 603 00:40:31,729 --> 00:40:33,197 Oh. 604 00:40:33,831 --> 00:40:35,356 Kind of ironic, you know? 605 00:40:35,533 --> 00:40:38,025 You spending all that energy to protect the prince... 606 00:40:38,202 --> 00:40:42,663 when, uh, I can assure you, he was never in any danger at all. 607 00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:52,414 So when Bo Johnson accused me of spying, I felt just awful... 608 00:40:52,583 --> 00:40:55,417 because I'm not the kind of person who spies on friends. 609 00:40:55,586 --> 00:40:58,420 The relationship with Mr. Stetson was awful hard to explain. 610 00:40:58,589 --> 00:41:01,855 It's really very secretive. My family doesn't even know about it. 611 00:41:02,026 --> 00:41:04,655 In public, when he talks to me, he won't look at me. 612 00:41:04,829 --> 00:41:07,094 Looks straight ahead, won't even look at me. 613 00:41:07,265 --> 00:41:09,461 - Well, about last night... - Amanda, you can stop. 614 00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:11,193 - I can? - Yes, I believe you. 615 00:41:11,369 --> 00:41:12,837 - You do? - Yes, and I understand. 616 00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:15,473 - Oh, good. - Look, let's get you back. 617 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,371 - Um, you can ride my horse. - No, no, I... I can't ride any horse. 618 00:41:18,543 --> 00:41:22,344 Yes, you can. He's very gentle, he won't give you any trouble at all. 619 00:41:22,513 --> 00:41:24,141 - His hair. - Amanda, please. 620 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,648 Let's just not talk about it anymore, okay? 621 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:29,219 - Okay. - I can see it's very difficult for you. 622 00:41:29,387 --> 00:41:30,411 Whoa. 623 00:41:31,789 --> 00:41:34,094 I tell you, I just feel a little silly, that's 624 00:41:34,118 --> 00:41:36,193 all. I mean, here I am encouraging you... 625 00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:38,421 to, uh, get something going with Mr. Stetson. 626 00:41:38,596 --> 00:41:41,293 - You've been having an affair all along. - Huh? 627 00:41:43,701 --> 00:41:45,863 You're not gonna get away with this. 628 00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:48,666 The prince's security people are gonna ask questions. 629 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,706 Just a little horseback-riding accident. 630 00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:54,710 Yeah. But the princess is an experienced rider. 631 00:41:55,613 --> 00:41:59,141 Not on that white stallion, she ain't. He's a killer. 632 00:41:59,317 --> 00:42:01,809 Okay, can you handle that now? 633 00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:06,786 See? You're doing great. Good. Good, just keep it up. 634 00:42:26,077 --> 00:42:27,705 Yeah. 635 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:30,747 And whose fault is it if that ledge just happens to give way? 636 00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:12,384 This is better. 637 00:43:32,043 --> 00:43:34,342 Whoa! Whoa! 638 00:43:36,781 --> 00:43:40,843 Amanda, hold on. Just hang on. I'm coming. Just don't let go. 639 00:43:43,921 --> 00:43:46,220 Whoa! Horse, whoa! 640 00:44:18,122 --> 00:44:20,091 That was close. That was just too close. 641 00:44:24,061 --> 00:44:26,223 - It just... Just... - Oh. 642 00:44:26,397 --> 00:44:28,866 - Yeah. - Yeah. You were right. 643 00:44:29,033 --> 00:44:30,558 You and horses don't get along. 644 00:44:31,936 --> 00:44:35,270 Oh, well, I don't know, it wasn't so bad. 645 00:44:35,439 --> 00:44:38,409 I didn't sneeze once. 646 00:44:38,576 --> 00:44:40,101 Here. 647 00:44:40,778 --> 00:44:42,576 No, you here. 648 00:44:50,388 --> 00:44:53,153 Well, now that this is all over... 649 00:44:53,324 --> 00:44:55,555 maybe Rheza and I can have a real vacation. 650 00:44:55,726 --> 00:45:01,029 Yeah. Um, I think the prince will enjoy Disney World. 651 00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:05,768 - Listen, make sure you write, okay? - I will. 652 00:45:05,937 --> 00:45:07,857 I'm dying to find out how things, uh, turn out... 653 00:45:08,005 --> 00:45:09,245 between you and Mr. Stetson. 654 00:45:10,942 --> 00:45:13,537 - It's not what you think. - Oh, sure. Ha, ha. 655 00:45:20,952 --> 00:45:24,081 - Now, you take care of yourself. - You too. 656 00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:25,746 All right. 657 00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:28,716 Bye. 658 00:45:34,599 --> 00:45:38,297 - So she said I was cute. - She was under a lot of pressure. 659 00:45:38,469 --> 00:45:41,200 Amanda, when you're undercover, it is not good procedure... 660 00:45:41,372 --> 00:45:43,932 to look at me until the assignment is officially over. 661 00:45:44,108 --> 00:45:46,304 Does the, uh, princess know you're working with us? 662 00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:49,845 No, but I had to have a reason you were outside my window last night. 663 00:45:50,014 --> 00:45:53,007 - What you come up with? - I didn't come up with anything, she did. 664 00:45:53,184 --> 00:45:55,881 Okay, what did she come up with? 665 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,755 She thinks we're having a thing. 666 00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:00,687 A thing? 667 00:46:01,459 --> 00:46:03,894 Eyes straight ahead, Scarecrow. 52008

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