All language subtitles for My.Favorite.Girlfriend.2022.1080p.WEBRip.x265-RARBG.en
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Filipino
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hindi
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Igbo
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kannada
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Malayalam
Maltese
Maori
Marathi
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Punjabi
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Sundanese
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Tamil
Telugu
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Xhosa
Yiddish
Yoruba
Zulu
Odia (Oriya)
Kinyarwanda
Turkmen
Tatar
Uyghur
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:44,038
This is Conrad.
2
00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:46,074
And yes, he's matching
the color of eggs
3
00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:47,307
he's about to break
4
00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:49,343
so he can make
delicious popovers,
5
00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:55,215
just like he has every morning
for the last 3,525 days.
6
00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:57,451
I'm Will, by the way,
Conrad's best friend.
7
00:01:57,552 --> 00:02:00,088
We met in the fifth grade when
he lined up his M&Ms by color
8
00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:03,223
before he would eat them.
Yeah, he still does that.
9
00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:05,593
Let's not even talk about
his sock drawer
10
00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,461
or his five different
toothbrushes
11
00:02:07,562 --> 00:02:10,031
or the long list of
librarians, proofreaders,
12
00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,933
and drill sergeants
he's dumped
13
00:02:12,033 --> 00:02:13,801
because they weren't
exacting enough.
14
00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,903
This will make a whole lot
more sense later on
15
00:02:16,004 --> 00:02:17,337
because you see, today,
16
00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:20,074
Conrad's compulsive routine
meets its match.
17
00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:21,208
Oh, shoot! I gotta go.
18
00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:22,744
That's Conrad's boss Frank
coming in.
19
00:02:22,844 --> 00:02:24,545
-Late, and you're
using my oven.
20
00:02:24,646 --> 00:02:26,313
You want maybe I should
throw you in there too.
21
00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:28,583
-Sorry, Frank. I got here early
and lost track of time--
22
00:02:28,683 --> 00:02:31,284
-Yeah, if Regina sees those
piece of crap popovers,
23
00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:33,054
you'll be looking for
your next paycheck elsewhere.
24
00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,389
Now, next door,
pick this up.
25
00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,257
I need the mushroom powder
in ten minutes
26
00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:40,528
before Regina gets here,
or. you're a dead man.
27
00:02:42,697 --> 00:02:46,634
Nine minutes 50 seconds,
you're still here.
28
00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:57,045
-I need a steamed
almond milk latte,
29
00:02:57,145 --> 00:02:58,646
with almond like
only a fifth full,
30
00:02:58,746 --> 00:03:00,581
with a teaspoon
of cinnamon and milk,
31
00:03:00,682 --> 00:03:03,316
and a half packet of sugar,
but brown sugar,
32
00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,385
and several pumps of vanilla.
33
00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:06,754
Oh, and a few more things.
34
00:03:08,156 --> 00:03:09,624
A tall flat white--
35
00:03:09,724 --> 00:03:12,459
-Okay, tall?
We don't speak Starbucks here.
36
00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,262
-I was just reading off
the list, dude. Calm down.
37
00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:20,601
And, then a medium flat white,
a caramel macchiato,
38
00:03:20,702 --> 00:03:23,871
and I think
it's a regular coffee,
39
00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:25,139
it just says "R COFFEE".
40
00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:26,974
-No, no, no, no, you know.
Totally, what's this?
41
00:03:27,075 --> 00:03:28,676
-Excuse you?
-Sorry.
42
00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:30,645
-Conrad, do you have
any other place to be?
43
00:03:30,745 --> 00:03:32,547
I have a long line and you're
falling on my counter
44
00:03:32,647 --> 00:03:34,015
like it's an ATM
at a strip club.
45
00:03:34,115 --> 00:03:36,383
-Hi. Yes, no.
46
00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:39,587
Frank needs a carton
of heavy cream and.
47
00:03:42,090 --> 00:03:43,256
.that powder thing.
48
00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:44,257
-What powder thing?
49
00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:46,194
-Ah, yes. That.
50
00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:47,729
-Yeah, I can't read that.
That's in hieroglyphics.
51
00:03:47,829 --> 00:03:48,963
What does that say?
52
00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:50,497
-Excuse me, Mr. Conrad,
53
00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:52,499
can't you just call
Frank whoever and ask him?
54
00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:53,701
-Yeah, and can you do it today,
55
00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:56,671
because we have people
who have places to go.
56
00:03:56,771 --> 00:03:58,172
Dude, hurry up.
57
00:03:58,271 --> 00:04:00,074
-It says Lion's Mane
Mushroom Powder,
58
00:04:00,174 --> 00:04:02,143
and trust me, it's amazing.
59
00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,144
-That's not a mushroom.
60
00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,277
-It's not?
61
00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:05,980
-Of course,
that's the powder he wants.
62
00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,582
-It is?
-It is.
63
00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:09,316
-Okay, Conrad, do it today
because we are online--
64
00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,551
-Are you sure about this?
-And I hate you.
65
00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:11,686
-It didn't say unicorn's mane.
66
00:04:11,786 --> 00:04:12,987
-Okay, that will be
100 dollars,
67
00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:14,622
15 dollars for the cream,
68
00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:18,391
and 85 dollars for
the five ounces of powder.
69
00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:19,594
-I hope you're right.
70
00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:20,728
-I'm always right.
71
00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:24,732
-Oh, I. really
like your confidence.
72
00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:27,668
-I noticed.
73
00:04:27,769 --> 00:04:29,971
-And I have to have confidence.
I'm an influencer.
74
00:04:30,071 --> 00:04:31,271
-You don't say?
75
00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:33,741
-Yes, my job is to convince
the rest of the world
76
00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:35,977
that I'm better than they are,
that I know everything,
77
00:04:36,077 --> 00:04:38,345
and that they absolutely
have to have what I'm pimping.
78
00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:39,379
You bought it, didn't you?
79
00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:40,548
Ah!
80
00:04:41,516 --> 00:04:43,316
-Ah, would you mind
if I text you
81
00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:44,552
when I get back to work
just to--
82
00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:46,521
-Have your boss
tell me thank you?
83
00:04:46,621 --> 00:04:48,022
-Confirm that I'm not fired.
84
00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:49,056
-Give me your phone.
85
00:04:49,157 --> 00:04:51,259
-Uh, umm.
86
00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:52,860
-You just trusted me
with your boss's money,
87
00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:53,795
so I hope you can trust me
88
00:04:53,895 --> 00:04:56,296
with your own personal
electronic device.
89
00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:58,900
-Otherwise, that kinda
makes you a butthole, dude.
90
00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,334
-You know, you're kind of bossy.
91
00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:03,070
-And you're kind of
running out of time.
92
00:05:03,171 --> 00:05:04,539
And you're holding up the line.
93
00:05:04,639 --> 00:05:06,207
-Gigi here is going to go postal
if she doesn't get
94
00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,643
her Happy Sparkle latte
in T-5 minutes.
95
00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:11,512
-Yeah, don't let this
polka-dot dress fool you.
96
00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:14,282
I can crush your neck
with one quick squeeze.
97
00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:16,017
I'm a ninja.
98
00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:24,625
-Hi, Conrad, I'm Molly.
99
00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:26,727
Tell your eccentric boss,
you're welcome.
100
00:05:26,828 --> 00:05:29,197
-Boss. Oh, crap.
Look, I gotta go.
101
00:05:30,298 --> 00:05:31,498
-Thank you. Thank you.
102
00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,335
-My favorite ladies.
The usual?
103
00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:40,708
- Oh, no! That's it.
You're done.
104
00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:41,843
I've had it to here.
105
00:05:41,943 --> 00:05:44,011
One more scratch, and
it's weed-killer for you.
106
00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:45,546
Man, ten years.
107
00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:48,316
Ten years I've been fighting
this losing battle.
108
00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:51,384
-Hey, Tommy, I have something
Frank asked me to get.
109
00:05:51,484 --> 00:05:52,320
-What you want me
to do with that?
110
00:05:52,419 --> 00:05:53,654
Put it in the tree?
111
00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,593
Kid.
112
00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:10,403
-And now, for Conrad's
famous secret specialty.
113
00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:13,507
Take a stick of butter,
swirl the pan with it and--
114
00:06:13,608 --> 00:06:14,976
-You better not be
using steel wool
115
00:06:15,076 --> 00:06:16,177
in the cast iron pan, boy.
116
00:06:16,277 --> 00:06:18,579
-Steel wool, are you nuts?
Is he nuts?
117
00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:19,814
-Sorry, guys, I can just
put it in the dishwasher.
118
00:06:19,914 --> 00:06:21,182
-Dishwasher,
do you have a death wish?
119
00:06:21,282 --> 00:06:22,817
Does he have a death wish?
120
00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:24,952
-Okay, I got it.
I can just, you know--
121
00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,788
-Listen to me,
you touch that pan once more
122
00:06:27,889 --> 00:06:30,691
without asking,
and I will break your fingers.
123
00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:33,761
Nobody touches that pan
but Regina.
124
00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:35,663
-Okay, I'm certainly
attached to my finger so.
125
00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:37,798
Uh-oh.
126
00:06:37,899 --> 00:06:39,432
-I'm kind of
attached to them too.
127
00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:42,303
Delish.
128
00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,605
Can't let a good mesa
go to waste.
129
00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:46,340
You get my powder, you Boy-O?
130
00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:48,376
-It's in the bag there, Reg.
Right, Boy-O?
131
00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:49,343
-Yeah, yeah.
-Move.
132
00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:50,443
-It's in the bag?
-Yeah.
133
00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:51,879
-What the hell is this shit?
-So sorry.
134
00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:53,281
There was this girl in line,
she said she was always right.
135
00:06:53,381 --> 00:06:55,016
-What girl?
-Look.
136
00:06:55,116 --> 00:06:56,050
Look at this.
137
00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,787
Look. There's
a ladybug in there.
138
00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:01,255
-Oh god, Tommy.
139
00:07:01,355 --> 00:07:02,957
-That's good luck, right?
Take it out.
140
00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,060
-That's it?
141
00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,229
Just that cost you
100 smackers?
142
00:07:08,329 --> 00:07:09,163
-Tommy,
you done out there yet?
143
00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:10,998
-No, I'm not done yet.
144
00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,401
-I'll handle those bitches.
145
00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:15,503
-It was 85 for the powder,
and 15 for the cream.
146
00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,038
He didn't charge me
for the ladybug.
147
00:07:17,138 --> 00:07:18,471
-That's highway robbery.
That's highway robbery!
148
00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:20,408
-It's fine.
It's good, it's fine.
149
00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,843
This is really good stuff.
It's okay.
150
00:07:22,944 --> 00:07:24,612
-Who knew fungi
was so expensive?
151
00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:26,747
-That's a whole monster
rabbit hole for another time.
152
00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:29,517
This stuff, this stuff,
Frank, is medicinal.
153
00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:32,186
Go get the mop, Conny boy.
Santo had another accident.
154
00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:33,354
-Uh.
-Would you look at this?
155
00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,556
-No.
-Come on boy, gotta move.
156
00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:36,924
-Medicinal, really?
157
00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,526
-Yeah, it's medicinal.
158
00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:41,362
Find yourself
in California..
159
00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,730
-You never would've
ordered this crap
160
00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:44,732
if we had stayed home
in New York where we belong.
161
00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:46,100
What are you
talking about?
162
00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,134
This is a restaurant.
163
00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:48,602
-You were right
about the powder.
164
00:07:48,703 --> 00:07:50,237
It's for the restaurant.
What are you talking about?
165
00:07:50,338 --> 00:07:51,672
But it's not food.
166
00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:52,807
Man,
you're such a grouch.
167
00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:56,811
- You're a grouch.
- Well, grouch is my--
168
00:07:56,911 --> 00:07:59,814
Yay! And not fired.
Congratulations.
169
00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:01,349
-Can I treat you to coffee
to thank you?
170
00:08:01,449 --> 00:08:02,516
You're a grouch.
171
00:08:10,224 --> 00:08:12,226
I still don't know
how you could read that.
172
00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:13,394
-A girl never
reveals her secret.
173
00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,762
-So what made you want to be?
174
00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,530
-He's not bothering you, Molly?
175
00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,232
Need me to rough him up?
176
00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:19,767
-I'm good, Hal, but thank you.
177
00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,469
-Why does everyone
keep threatening me, anyway?
178
00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:23,704
-Because you're pretty
and they're jealous?
179
00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:26,640
-Molly's my favorite,
she comes here every day.
180
00:08:26,741 --> 00:08:29,076
Piss her off,
and you piss me off.
181
00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:37,251
-So, what kind of
influencer are you?
182
00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:38,586
-Beauty products.
183
00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:40,087
They sent me new products
to try out,
184
00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,489
and I use them, and comment,
185
00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:43,391
and give an overall review
on a live stream.
186
00:08:43,491 --> 00:08:44,859
-And that pays your bills?
187
00:08:46,427 --> 00:08:48,829
-Restaurant boy.
So what's that all about?
188
00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:52,833
-Oh. Actually,
I want to be a chef one day.
189
00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:53,768
I love to cook.
190
00:08:53,868 --> 00:08:55,136
-Does it love you?
-What?
191
00:08:55,236 --> 00:08:58,539
- Meaning, are you any good?
- I think I am.
192
00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:00,441
-Uh-huh.
You want to be impulsive?
193
00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:01,809
-Huh?
-Lake Balboa.
194
00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:04,378
It's breezy, it's pretty,
and they have a fish.
195
00:09:04,478 --> 00:09:05,413
-Wait, only one fish?
-You drive.
196
00:09:05,514 --> 00:09:08,015
-What? Right now?
-No, next month.
197
00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,050
Come on.
198
00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,054
It's beautiful.
199
00:09:13,154 --> 00:09:14,455
-It certainly is.
200
00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:16,490
I don't think
I've been here before.
201
00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,092
-Your loss, it's my favorite.
Come on.
202
00:09:18,192 --> 00:09:19,126
-What? Oh!
203
00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:25,633
-Hi! I'm Molly,
and I want a pretzel, please.
204
00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:29,370
-Hi, I'm Jack,
and, you could do better.
205
00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:36,877
Perfectly salted pretzel
for a perfect little lady.
206
00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,181
-You're lucky
I don't condone violence.
207
00:09:40,281 --> 00:09:42,349
-You're lucky that I didn't
drink milk growing up.
208
00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:47,321
-Can I have some
ketchup too, please?
209
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:53,627
-You know, it was,
so nice to meet you.
210
00:09:58,466 --> 00:09:59,467
Cash.
211
00:10:02,937 --> 00:10:05,172
This is
the fish,
by the way.
212
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,846
Oh!
213
00:10:11,946 --> 00:10:12,880
-Sorry.
214
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,954
Okay, you look like you're
sucking on your own blood.
215
00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,456
Ketchup with a pretzel?
216
00:10:22,557 --> 00:10:24,458
-Yup.
-That's not how that works.
217
00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:25,693
-It's not?
218
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:29,396
-Even that guy over there
agreed with me.
219
00:10:29,497 --> 00:10:30,731
-It's bread, isn't it?
220
00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:33,234
Like a hotdog bun,
or a hamburger bun?
221
00:10:33,334 --> 00:10:34,503
Who cares?
222
00:10:34,603 --> 00:10:36,670
-Look, no. Bun and ketchup
223
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,840
without the meat
is just well. wrong.
224
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,209
I mean, everyone knows
that pretzels go with mustard,
225
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,277
not with ketchup.
226
00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:45,479
-You need to expand your mind.
227
00:10:45,580 --> 00:10:47,815
Let me guess you wanted to be
a chef since you were three,
228
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,383
and asked for an easy-bake oven
229
00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,118
when the other boys
wanted crossbows
230
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:53,787
and remote-controlled
Monster trucks.
231
00:10:53,888 --> 00:10:57,958
-Well, not always.
My interest changed in college.
232
00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,327
-What did you want to be
before Gordon Ramsay?
233
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:01,630
-Paul McCartney.
234
00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,264
-A good chef
is also a rock star.
235
00:11:03,364 --> 00:11:05,733
So, it stands to reason
you made a lateral move.
236
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,968
Not a lifelong dream,
but a more recent one.
237
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,971
Duly noted.
Let's move to the boat.
238
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,139
-The boat?
239
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,340
-Come on.
240
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:17,845
-Uh.
241
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:21,115
- All aboard.
242
00:11:21,215 --> 00:11:22,383
-That's for a train.
243
00:11:22,483 --> 00:11:25,119
-Fine, then stay out there.
244
00:11:25,219 --> 00:11:26,820
-Okay, uh...
245
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:32,993
-Don't start singing, "Row,
row, row your boat", please.
246
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,728
It brings back
bad childhood memories.
247
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,163
-You drive a hard bargain.
248
00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:38,667
Then I ask the question again,
are you any good, chef?
249
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:39,867
-I could show you.
250
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,402
I can make you dinner
sometime this week,
251
00:11:41,503 --> 00:11:42,803
tomorrow, tonight?
252
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,738
-Can't. I'm hosting a
videogaming challenge on Twitch.
253
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,106
-What, you're on Twitch?
254
00:11:46,207 --> 00:11:48,309
-Hell, yeah. My daily
meditation practice is GTA.
255
00:11:48,409 --> 00:11:50,512
-Well, I-- wait. I thought
I was the only one.
256
00:11:50,612 --> 00:11:52,614
Hey, are they ever
coming out with Six?
257
00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,516
-Right? It's been Five
for like a decade.
258
00:11:54,616 --> 00:11:55,783
-Right?
259
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,290
By the way, you just revealed
a secret about yourself.
260
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,959
-Crap, you're right.
261
00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:07,861
How could I have been
so utterly careless.
262
00:12:07,962 --> 00:12:09,598
They must have
drugged my pretzel.
263
00:12:09,698 --> 00:12:10,864
-No, it's the ketchup.
264
00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:12,567
You made the pretzel Gods angry.
265
00:12:17,972 --> 00:12:19,708
-Okay, dinner tomorrow night?
266
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:22,343
-I like Pinot Noir
and I'm a vegetarian.
267
00:12:22,443 --> 00:12:24,078
Even though I like red things.
268
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,615
-Whoa-whoa-oh! Ketchup
from a packet is gross.
269
00:12:26,715 --> 00:12:28,148
It has to come from a bottle.
270
00:12:28,249 --> 00:12:29,049
-I like seafood too.
271
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,185
-Doesn't that make you
not a vegetarian?
272
00:12:31,285 --> 00:12:33,420
-Pescatarian.
We just sat in a fish.
273
00:12:33,521 --> 00:12:35,657
Would I have done that
if I was a true vegetarian?
274
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,592
It's just easier
to say vegetarian
275
00:12:37,692 --> 00:12:38,859
then add the fish part.
276
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,428
People's brains process it
differently, trust me.
277
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,000
Uh, can you give me a ride home?
278
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:50,237
Another secret; I hate driving,
so I don't, whenever possible.
279
00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,346
A ferret on a leash?
280
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,181
The craziest thing
I've ever seen.
281
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,033
-What?
282
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:20,401
-Nothing.
-No, what's so funny?
283
00:13:20,502 --> 00:13:21,536
-Nothing.
284
00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:23,871
-What's so funny? Come on.
285
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,040
-You made a little toot noise.
286
00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:28,208
-No, no, no.
That was-- that was the door.
287
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:30,679
-Um, no.
288
00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,113
-I am so embarrassed.
289
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,816
Look, please don't
make that my nickname.
290
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,686
-Toot Toot late.
291
00:13:37,786 --> 00:13:39,788
No, no, no. It's fine.
292
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,322
It means you're human.
293
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,092
Gotta go. I have my Twitch.
294
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,160
Bye.
295
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,434
every table
in the goddamn restaurant
296
00:13:53,535 --> 00:13:54,435
before you get this one.
297
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,540
Jesus, can't even hold the door.
298
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,542
Is that the way your mother
taught you to dress a table?
299
00:14:00,642 --> 00:14:01,576
Very sloppy.
300
00:14:01,676 --> 00:14:03,077
Very sloppy. Geez.
301
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:04,211
How was your date yesterday?
302
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,080
-Uh, wait.
How did you know I had a date?
303
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:08,516
-We own a restaurant,
we know everybody's business.
304
00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:09,917
-Plus, you mentioned a girl.
305
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,352
-Good, I think.
306
00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:12,419
-Did you-- you know?
307
00:14:13,588 --> 00:14:15,790
-That's kind of personal, right?
308
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,458
-Oh, that's a yes.
-That's a yes.
309
00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:20,127
-But I-I-I didn't say that.
-We're happy for you.
310
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,129
-Well, unless she
makes you late,
311
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,498
because then, I will never
be happy for you.
312
00:14:24,599 --> 00:14:25,533
-I want to cook her dinner.
313
00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:27,000
I was gonna make
the crab cake dish.
314
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,539
-I will not be held responsible
if she dies
315
00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:33,374
because you screwed up
my recipe.
316
00:14:33,474 --> 00:14:35,543
-I'll give you a teaspoon
of the mushroom powder.
317
00:14:35,643 --> 00:14:36,644
-What?
318
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,680
-A teaspoon,
not a needle nose more.
319
00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:40,080
-You're giving him
the mushroom powder?
320
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:42,249
-Yeah, come on--
-Eighty-five dollars per jar,
321
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,351
for a little jar this big,
and you're giving it to him?
322
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,854
-A teaspoon.
323
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,087
A teaspoon.
324
00:14:57,832 --> 00:14:59,199
-Hey, what's up, Will?
325
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,803
Hey, I'm in the hometown
of your boy, McCartney.
326
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:02,903
Gonna say, what's up.
327
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,004
-You're in Liverpool?
328
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,205
I'm so jealous.
329
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,941
Wait.
Isn't it like 4 AM there?
330
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,177
So what're you gonna get up to?
331
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,412
-Are you brushing your teeth?
332
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,182
- No.
- Yes, you are.
333
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,250
I know you.
334
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,252
Are you still doing that
like five times a day
335
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,053
with five different
toothbrushes?
336
00:15:20,154 --> 00:15:21,955
Whatever.
337
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,124
Listen, I'm about to hit up
Strawberry Fields too, bro.
338
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,993
That's cool,
but, look,
339
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,995
I gotta go. I have a date.
340
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,997
-Oh, I see where
your loyalties lie.
341
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,900
Sex is better than McCartney.
342
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,701
Sex is better than
the Beatles, huh?
343
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:36,236
- Yeah.
- All right, man. Later.
344
00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:41,609
And well,
I'll see you tomorrow night.
345
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:44,746
-All right, mate, good luck.
Hope you find another singer.
346
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,355
-What are you doing?
347
00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:57,625
-It has to be right in
the middle of the potholder.
348
00:15:57,725 --> 00:15:59,627
-It doesn't need to be perfect.
349
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,130
-Yes, it does.
350
00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:07,034
This is Frank's specialty.
351
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:10,237
Now, I--
I don't normally cook for--
352
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,139
-Girls?
353
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,842
Dates?
354
00:16:13,942 --> 00:16:15,175
Human beings?
355
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:19,079
I'm your guinea pig,
if you can actually pull it off
356
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,315
for tomorrow night.
I feel so used.
357
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:22,617
-I-- there was...
358
00:16:22,717 --> 00:16:25,185
-Kidding.
Let's try it, Toot.
359
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,354
-All right.
360
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,425
-You know,
I really like your dress.
361
00:16:31,526 --> 00:16:33,327
It goes-- it goes well
with your earrings.
362
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,797
-Flattering me so I'll
give you a better review.
363
00:16:35,897 --> 00:16:38,365
But thanks.
I guess it's new.
364
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,433
-I guess?
365
00:16:39,534 --> 00:16:41,736
-I have a confession
to make, Father.
366
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,574
-Continue, my child.
367
00:16:46,674 --> 00:16:47,976
-I'm a shopaholic.
368
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:49,911
Impulsive buyer, really.
369
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,478
-Well, that seems to be
a theme with you.
370
00:16:51,579 --> 00:16:53,815
-I apparently get so in the zone
that I buy things
371
00:16:53,915 --> 00:16:55,182
and I don't even
remember doing it.
372
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:58,318
They just show up in my closet.
373
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,788
-Weird.
Like shopping blackouts?
374
00:17:02,256 --> 00:17:03,658
-Oh, well, let's eat.
375
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,026
This looks amazing.
376
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:13,267
Need some help there?
Do I need the green too?
377
00:17:17,705 --> 00:17:19,273
-Crabcake sans green.
378
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:23,511
Sorry.
379
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,498
-It's. not bad.
380
00:17:46,868 --> 00:17:48,536
-No, it's shit.
381
00:17:48,636 --> 00:17:50,505
-Yeah, it's shit.
382
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,007
-You want to go out someplace?
383
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,341
-Oh god, yes.
384
00:17:59,914 --> 00:18:01,248
-Sorry I jacked it up.
385
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:04,586
-It's okay. We learn
from our mistakes, right?
386
00:18:04,686 --> 00:18:08,455
-Yeah. Well, I probably put in
too much coconut and lemon.
387
00:18:08,556 --> 00:18:10,725
-The vegetable broth tasted
a little old
388
00:18:10,825 --> 00:18:12,125
or off or something too.
389
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,761
-Actually,
it was chicken broth.
390
00:18:13,861 --> 00:18:14,963
You know, I thought
I had vegetable,
391
00:18:15,063 --> 00:18:16,296
but I didn't,
so I substituted.
392
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,866
-You did what now?
Chicken broth!
393
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,536
I haven't eaten meat
since I was 12.
394
00:18:21,636 --> 00:18:24,237
-Oh my God! I'm so sorry.
I didn't...
395
00:18:37,952 --> 00:18:39,252
-Oh, I'm so sorry.
396
00:18:39,353 --> 00:18:40,888
I didn't realize someone
was already sitting here.
397
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,189
-What?
398
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,926
-The table! I didn't know
it was already spoken for.
399
00:18:45,026 --> 00:18:46,527
I'll move.
400
00:18:46,628 --> 00:18:48,462
-No, look.
I'm sorry about the food.
401
00:18:48,563 --> 00:18:51,933
I'll get you anything
you want on the menu.
402
00:18:52,033 --> 00:18:53,500
-Anything?
403
00:18:53,601 --> 00:18:55,103
-Yes.
404
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,437
-I mean, wow.
That's super swell of you.
405
00:18:57,538 --> 00:18:59,941
I don't even know you.
But you're cute.
406
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:03,310
So, thank you.
Hi. I'm Vanessa.
407
00:19:04,579 --> 00:19:06,213
-What's that?
408
00:19:07,115 --> 00:19:09,349
-My hand, and my name?
409
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,485
My name is Vanessa,
and the mystery man
410
00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:16,256
who wants to buy
a stranger dinner is?
411
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:20,394
-Ah-ha! Role-play.
All right, being impulsive.
412
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:23,230
Okay, I get it, I get it.
Okay. Okay. Um.
413
00:19:24,599 --> 00:19:28,168
Hi, I'm Conrad,
nice to meet you.
414
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,437
You're from the South,
I take it?
415
00:19:30,538 --> 00:19:31,438
-Oklahoma.
416
00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:34,207
So, what do you do, Conrad?
417
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,811
-I'm. I'm a famous chef.
418
00:19:38,579 --> 00:19:40,548
-I just work part time
at an animal shelter.
419
00:19:41,716 --> 00:19:43,718
-Come on, you can do
better than that.
420
00:19:43,818 --> 00:19:45,053
-I'm sorry?
421
00:19:45,153 --> 00:19:46,319
-As a job?
422
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,057
-Well, thanks for
the vote of confidence,
423
00:19:49,157 --> 00:19:50,658
but it's a starting off point.
424
00:19:50,758 --> 00:19:54,261
I hope to be a real vet one day.
I do love animals.
425
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:58,099
I'm taking online courses.
I'll have the steak.
426
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,535
-I thought you were vegetarian?
427
00:20:00,635 --> 00:20:04,672
-Veterinarian, yes,
vegetarian no.
428
00:20:04,772 --> 00:20:07,474
I love my meat. What?
429
00:20:07,575 --> 00:20:10,477
You thought because I love
animals, I don't eat meat?
430
00:20:10,578 --> 00:20:12,513
It's not like
I'd eat my patients.
431
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:21,354
Well, this is fun.
Let's do this again.
432
00:20:23,925 --> 00:20:24,959
-Yeah.
433
00:20:25,059 --> 00:20:26,293
Normally,
in this moment,
434
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,062
a dude would say,
check, please,
435
00:20:28,162 --> 00:20:29,664
but not my boy Conrad.
436
00:20:29,764 --> 00:20:31,465
Nope.
Conrad invites Vanessa out
437
00:20:31,566 --> 00:20:33,201
for a walk in the park
the next day
438
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,836
like he's in some damn
Jane Austen novel.
439
00:20:34,936 --> 00:20:38,338
-So, animals, what else?
440
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:41,241
-I make the best damn BBQ
you'll ever have.
441
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,276
-Oh. Cook for me sometime?
442
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:47,215
-I'll invite you over.
The backyard barbecue.
443
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:50,283
I hope it'll be up to your
standards, being a chef.
444
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,721
When you're not on the cover
of cooking magazine,
445
00:20:53,821 --> 00:20:55,388
what keeps you busy?
446
00:20:55,489 --> 00:20:57,290
-I play acoustic guitar.
447
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,291
I used to be
in a band in college
448
00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,660
with my best friend Will.
449
00:21:01,863 --> 00:21:04,999
-I once wanted to be
in music too. But.
450
00:21:10,037 --> 00:21:14,242
You're a good guy, Conrad.
I feel really safe around you.
451
00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:16,978
-You hungry?
452
00:21:17,078 --> 00:21:19,947
-Yes. But not for food.
453
00:21:20,047 --> 00:21:21,883
Yours?
454
00:21:30,892 --> 00:21:33,027
-I just love this bed.
455
00:21:33,127 --> 00:21:34,629
-You do?
456
00:21:34,729 --> 00:21:37,632
-A Packers fan?
You're from Wisconsin?
457
00:21:37,732 --> 00:21:40,802
-Yeah, I am. My band members
gave it to me in college.
458
00:21:46,607 --> 00:21:50,144
-Oh, not again.
Who are you?
459
00:21:50,244 --> 00:21:52,445
-Vanessa, are you okay?
460
00:21:52,547 --> 00:21:54,849
Molly?
461
00:21:54,949 --> 00:21:58,553
-Nope, I'm Silk.
462
00:21:58,653 --> 00:22:00,788
Not my bra, dummy.
That's my name, bitch.
463
00:22:00,888 --> 00:22:02,322
-Wait, your name is Silk?
464
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:04,525
-Right, so not even close
to either of those
465
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:06,393
other two names
you just mentioned.
466
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,262
How did you get me
to come home with you?
467
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,231
Did you get me
tacos and tequila?
468
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,732
That's my kryptonite.
469
00:22:13,534 --> 00:22:15,402
-So, uh. what is your story?
470
00:22:15,503 --> 00:22:17,939
-Kind of you to assume
I'm not just a burlesque dancer.
471
00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:19,406
I'm also in a rock band.
472
00:22:22,276 --> 00:22:23,778
You want to be tied up?
473
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,050
- Ouch.
474
00:22:29,150 --> 00:22:31,986
-Don't be a pussy, you are
supposed to feel some pain.
475
00:22:32,086 --> 00:22:33,821
Otherwise, where's the fun?
476
00:22:33,921 --> 00:22:37,191
-I didn't even know I had rope.
Where did you even find it?
477
00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:39,660
-In the laundry.
It was an unopened clothesline
478
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,629
with a heart posted on it
from your mom
479
00:22:41,729 --> 00:22:44,298
with a reminder to
hang your silk underwear.
480
00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:46,033
Silk, that's me.
481
00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:49,237
Your mom must be
freakin' psychic.
482
00:22:49,337 --> 00:22:51,404
She get you
this crappy bed too?
483
00:22:58,913 --> 00:23:02,482
-You know, actually,
this is kind of hot.
484
00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:06,187
-Told you, 99.9 percent of
the time, I'm 110 percent right.
485
00:23:06,287 --> 00:23:08,990
Oh, dang it. I have to go.
486
00:23:09,090 --> 00:23:11,726
I have rehearsal.
-What! But, I don't, hey...
487
00:23:11,826 --> 00:23:13,361
-We got a gig this Saturday
at the Federal.
488
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:14,494
-Look, umm.
489
00:23:14,595 --> 00:23:16,998
-If you want to come.
-Oh, the Federal?
490
00:23:17,098 --> 00:23:19,634
Ha-ha-ha. Yeah, sure.
491
00:23:19,734 --> 00:23:21,769
I'll come see you
at the Federal.
492
00:23:21,869 --> 00:23:23,971
You know I'm a musician too,
right?
493
00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:25,740
-Fun fact, I did not know.
494
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,276
-Hey, what are you doing?
Are you leaving?
495
00:23:28,376 --> 00:23:30,177
Hey, hey, you can't just
leave me here like this.
496
00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:33,648
-That's part of the fun, hon.
You gotta figure it out. Bye!
497
00:23:33,748 --> 00:23:36,217
-Silk! No, no, hey, hey!
You can't do this.
498
00:23:36,317 --> 00:23:38,519
Come on. Silk. Silk.
Come on. Aww!
499
00:23:38,619 --> 00:23:41,722
Silk! Silk! Come on! Ow!
500
00:23:41,822 --> 00:23:43,190
How many leftovers do we got?
501
00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:45,626
We got five.
-We got five.
502
00:23:45,726 --> 00:23:47,695
-Geez, what are we
going to do with that?
503
00:23:47,795 --> 00:23:50,398
Oh, look who decided to show up.
504
00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:52,465
-What, noon was too early
for you, Your Highness?
505
00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:54,535
-Sorry, I got a little...
506
00:23:54,635 --> 00:23:56,436
-With you, with who?
507
00:23:56,537 --> 00:23:59,006
-Her name is Silk.
508
00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:00,741
-Silk, her name is Silk?
509
00:24:00,841 --> 00:24:03,044
What is her sister's name,
Polyester?
510
00:24:03,144 --> 00:24:05,846
-Hey, Regina found
a bunch of dishes in the back
511
00:24:05,947 --> 00:24:07,682
under the stairwell.
-Yeah, how'd you miss those?
512
00:24:07,782 --> 00:24:09,884
-Yeah, dumbass,
how could you miss those?
513
00:24:09,984 --> 00:24:12,286
Frank, where the heck
is my cast-iron?
514
00:24:12,386 --> 00:24:13,754
-I'm sorry, Regina,
I had to hide it
515
00:24:13,854 --> 00:24:17,457
from steel wool boy over there.
It's in the oven.
516
00:24:17,558 --> 00:24:20,061
-Steel wool?
Your shoe's untied.
517
00:24:23,164 --> 00:24:24,598
-That never gets old.
518
00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:27,335
-God, I love that woman.
519
00:24:27,435 --> 00:24:28,769
- She scares me.
520
00:24:28,869 --> 00:24:30,604
-Hey, I told you I don't care
how many women you date.
521
00:24:30,705 --> 00:24:31,839
They just can't make you late.
522
00:24:31,939 --> 00:24:34,608
This, uh, this Silk chick,
she's off the list.
523
00:24:34,709 --> 00:24:36,043
She's off the list.
-Yes, she is.
524
00:24:36,143 --> 00:24:38,045
And put the damn stuff away.
525
00:24:39,714 --> 00:24:41,115
Now.
526
00:24:43,951 --> 00:24:45,353
He's on a very
short leash, this kid,
527
00:24:45,453 --> 00:24:46,654
I'm telling you.
528
00:24:46,754 --> 00:24:48,089
Should we tell him
where we left off?
529
00:24:48,189 --> 00:24:50,057
I don't care, let him
start from the beginning.
530
00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:57,398
Hey.
531
00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:58,866
Want to try again
with those crab cakes?
532
00:25:00,201 --> 00:25:01,902
-Sure, Molly, tonight?
533
00:25:09,844 --> 00:25:12,513
Great, your chateau, 7 PM.
534
00:25:16,217 --> 00:25:18,886
-Oh, man, I already used
all the powder Tommy gave me.
535
00:25:33,968 --> 00:25:36,904
Conrad, where did you
put my boning knife?
536
00:25:37,905 --> 00:25:41,075
I've got some boning to do.
Right now.
537
00:26:27,588 --> 00:26:30,758
-Okay, chef.
This is amazeballs.
538
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,729
Oh my God, I'm so glad
you didn't die or anything.
539
00:26:35,830 --> 00:26:37,698
Oh crap, don't choke, please.
540
00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:40,901
-No! Kidding. It's good.
541
00:26:42,103 --> 00:26:43,637
-You want to know what
the secret ingredient is?
542
00:26:43,737 --> 00:26:45,372
-If you say bone marrow.
543
00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:46,575
-Lion's Mane Mushroom powder.
544
00:26:46,674 --> 00:26:47,908
-Your boss let you use it?
545
00:26:48,008 --> 00:26:50,478
-He knows it's a special dinner
for a special lady.
546
00:26:50,579 --> 00:26:52,813
-Aww, that's so sweet.
547
00:26:54,849 --> 00:26:56,450
-So, how's blogging?
548
00:26:56,551 --> 00:27:01,188
-Aww! It's not blogging.
It's live streaming.
549
00:27:01,288 --> 00:27:03,624
Big diff. And. not great.
550
00:27:03,724 --> 00:27:05,359
-Why, I thought you were
going to be a millionaire,
551
00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:06,460
like tomorrow?
552
00:27:06,561 --> 00:27:07,695
-Well, you have to do it
every day to keep
553
00:27:07,795 --> 00:27:10,831
increasing your followers,
but I just get busy.
554
00:27:10,931 --> 00:27:12,833
It's hard to keep up
on a daily basis.
555
00:27:12,933 --> 00:27:15,236
-You know, I could
lend you some money if you--
556
00:27:15,336 --> 00:27:19,173
-Oh God, no, I don't take
charity, from anyone.
557
00:27:19,273 --> 00:27:21,510
Also, that shopping thing.
558
00:27:21,610 --> 00:27:23,077
-You bought more stuff
that you don't remember?
559
00:27:23,177 --> 00:27:27,214
-Apparently. Even some toaster
that's just for marshmallows.
560
00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:28,883
-I feel you should put
a surveillance camera
561
00:27:28,983 --> 00:27:32,453
in your bedroom, you know, just
so you can see what happens.
562
00:27:32,554 --> 00:27:33,555
-Maybe.
563
00:27:33,687 --> 00:27:34,889
-Then you can see
if the shopping gnomes
564
00:27:34,989 --> 00:27:37,258
come out at night and start
filling up your closet.
565
00:27:37,358 --> 00:27:38,492
Those buggers are quick, man,
566
00:27:38,593 --> 00:27:39,594
and they bite
if they're provoked.
567
00:27:39,693 --> 00:27:40,995
-They're not the only ones.
568
00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:48,537
-Wait, he is never up
this early.
569
00:27:48,637 --> 00:27:50,471
Hang on a second.
570
00:27:50,572 --> 00:27:53,474
Yo, Kill Will. What's up?
Everything okay?
571
00:27:53,575 --> 00:27:55,876
Dude,
I'm back in town for a while.
572
00:27:55,976 --> 00:27:57,745
We lost a bandmember,
so I'm chilling
573
00:27:57,845 --> 00:27:59,280
while we're on the hunt
for a new one.
574
00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:01,949
-That's great. I mean, it sucks
that you lost a band member but.
575
00:28:02,049 --> 00:28:04,018
-
You want to meet up?
- What, tonight?
576
00:28:04,118 --> 00:28:05,452
Yeah,
what you got going on?
577
00:28:05,554 --> 00:28:07,788
-Oh. Holy hell!
578
00:28:07,888 --> 00:28:09,658
I got to be on stage
in two hours.
579
00:28:09,757 --> 00:28:12,661
My manager's going to kill me.
-Tonight?
580
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,128
-Hey, bitch, I told you
I'm playing
581
00:28:14,228 --> 00:28:15,763
at the Federal tonight,
it's Saturday.
582
00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:17,131
You're coming to see me, right?
583
00:28:17,231 --> 00:28:18,966
Tell the doorman you're
on the Friends of Hendrix list
584
00:28:19,066 --> 00:28:24,071
for flawed attitude. 9 PM.
See you there, dork.
585
00:28:24,171 --> 00:28:25,973
-I guess I'm going
to a concert.
586
00:28:50,731 --> 00:28:52,032
-Where's your VIP wristband?
587
00:28:52,132 --> 00:28:54,603
-Uh, I was told that
I didn't need one.
588
00:28:54,703 --> 00:28:55,736
-Hey Mason,
is this guy with you?
589
00:28:55,836 --> 00:28:57,338
-Friend of Silk's.
590
00:28:57,438 --> 00:28:59,473
You're with Silk?
591
00:28:59,574 --> 00:29:01,610
And watch it all burn ♪
592
00:29:01,710 --> 00:29:03,578
-All right, Clark Kent,
we've got five minutes.
593
00:29:03,678 --> 00:29:04,845
-Come with me.
594
00:29:11,519 --> 00:29:12,753
-I'm so sorry!
595
00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:27,535
-Hey, bitch.
596
00:29:30,605 --> 00:29:31,805
-Who's this bum?
597
00:29:31,905 --> 00:29:34,609
-Conrad. Conrad,
my gangster manager Jimbo.
598
00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:35,809
-Hi, how's it going?
599
00:29:37,978 --> 00:29:39,213
-I'm still getting ready,
but stand in the front
600
00:29:39,313 --> 00:29:40,114
where I can see you.
601
00:29:40,214 --> 00:29:41,982
Wait up for me afterwards,
asshole.
602
00:29:43,117 --> 00:29:44,952
And come to the house
for the pool party tomorrow.
603
00:29:48,922 --> 00:29:50,791
-So, how do you know Silk?
604
00:29:50,891 --> 00:29:54,763
-I met her not that long ago.
How do you know her?
605
00:29:54,862 --> 00:29:56,897
-Shit, I have known Silk
for years, man.
606
00:29:56,997 --> 00:30:00,200
She just goes MIA for days,
sometimes months at a time.
607
00:30:00,301 --> 00:30:02,903
She's an awesome musician
and a great singer,
608
00:30:03,003 --> 00:30:08,475
so when she decides to surface,
we do a gig. Here we are.
609
00:30:08,576 --> 00:30:11,011
-Does she always show up though?
610
00:30:11,111 --> 00:30:13,280
-What successful
rock musician does?
611
00:30:14,982 --> 00:30:17,885
You know she has like
a lot of personalities, right?
612
00:30:17,985 --> 00:30:21,021
-Yeah, I know.
I've met a few.
613
00:30:21,121 --> 00:30:23,190
-Yes, I've lost count
on how many I've met.
614
00:30:23,290 --> 00:30:26,561
All I know is, I love them
and they make us look good.
615
00:30:26,661 --> 00:30:29,764
-You know, I play guitar too.
616
00:30:29,863 --> 00:30:32,366
-Hey, she's a charming
human being, man,
617
00:30:32,466 --> 00:30:34,968
so don't do anything to make me
have to hurt you, all right?
618
00:30:36,437 --> 00:30:38,005
All right, man,
so this is the green room,
619
00:30:38,105 --> 00:30:40,642
bandmembers only,
so get out.
620
00:33:37,317 --> 00:33:40,955
-Oh, I have been
touring my ass off.
621
00:33:41,088 --> 00:33:43,525
You should've
come to Ibiza, man.
622
00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:45,492
It was wild, man.
623
00:33:45,593 --> 00:33:47,261
-No, duh, Will.
624
00:33:48,428 --> 00:33:51,833
-You're a chef, can't you like
whip some of that up?
625
00:33:51,933 --> 00:33:55,570
-Your Pinot Noir,
whiskey and Coke.
626
00:33:55,670 --> 00:33:57,070
-Oh, thank you.
627
00:33:57,170 --> 00:34:00,040
Besides, you kill it
with the acoustics.
628
00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:02,276
Probably could've gotten you
a touring musician gig.
629
00:34:03,310 --> 00:34:05,312
Would have been like old times.
630
00:34:05,412 --> 00:34:07,047
-You know it was always
just to get chicks.
631
00:34:07,147 --> 00:34:10,685
-Yes, and you traded your sitar
for a soufflé.
632
00:34:12,152 --> 00:34:15,355
-You showed me how lucrative
a music career was.
633
00:34:15,455 --> 00:34:16,758
That's what killed the dream.
634
00:34:16,858 --> 00:34:18,125
-No no no,
what killed the dream is
635
00:34:18,225 --> 00:34:20,060
you couldn't handle anyone else
packing up your gear
636
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,829
without the label facing front.
637
00:34:21,930 --> 00:34:23,163
-Okay, that is totally not true.
638
00:34:23,263 --> 00:34:24,431
-It's a guitar case, Conrad.
639
00:34:24,532 --> 00:34:26,466
It's called being
a touring musician, Conrad.
640
00:34:26,568 --> 00:34:28,703
It's not supposed to be
pretty and organized.
641
00:34:32,372 --> 00:34:34,207
So who was playing tonight?
642
00:34:35,777 --> 00:34:36,811
-She was actually really good.
643
00:34:36,911 --> 00:34:38,312
-Yeah?
644
00:34:38,412 --> 00:34:40,247
-And you know I'm a tough critic
when it comes to music.
645
00:34:40,347 --> 00:34:42,951
-No, you're anal
when it comes to music.
646
00:34:43,051 --> 00:34:45,319
Oh, okay, so she was good.
647
00:34:45,419 --> 00:34:47,789
So how long is this one
going to last?
648
00:34:47,889 --> 00:34:50,157
A month?
649
00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:52,060
I just know you always find
something wrong with them.
650
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:54,461
They leave makeup
on my white towels,
651
00:34:54,562 --> 00:34:56,531
they rearrange
my action figures.
652
00:34:56,631 --> 00:34:57,599
What did the last one do?
653
00:34:57,699 --> 00:35:00,233
Oh, she didn't finish
her cereal in the morning.
654
00:35:00,334 --> 00:35:03,136
Like I've heard it all,
you always have an excuse.
655
00:35:03,236 --> 00:35:05,305
-Not this time, alright.
She's different.
656
00:35:05,405 --> 00:35:07,575
-Uh-huh. Is that why
you're drinking Pinot Noir
657
00:35:07,675 --> 00:35:08,810
like a 60-year-old woman?
658
00:35:11,178 --> 00:35:12,947
-Here you go.
659
00:35:13,047 --> 00:35:14,114
-Thank you.
660
00:35:14,214 --> 00:35:16,951
-You two handsome boys
need anything else?
661
00:35:17,051 --> 00:35:18,452
-No. We're good.
662
00:35:19,821 --> 00:35:21,823
-I'm Kristen.
663
00:35:21,923 --> 00:35:23,323
Holler if you need me.
664
00:35:23,423 --> 00:35:27,562
-I do. I mean, I will.
I mean, I'm Will.
665
00:35:27,662 --> 00:35:30,130
-You got it.
666
00:35:30,230 --> 00:35:32,299
-Yeah, that was stupid.
667
00:35:34,234 --> 00:35:36,037
-What about Jan?
668
00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:39,373
-Oh, Jan and I are splitsville.
669
00:35:40,407 --> 00:35:42,442
Yeah. She just didn't
get me at all.
670
00:35:42,543 --> 00:35:44,478
She's the one we're
replacing in the band.
671
00:35:46,014 --> 00:35:47,715
I got her name
tattooed on my thigh.
672
00:35:47,815 --> 00:35:49,017
You want to see it?
673
00:35:49,117 --> 00:35:52,185
-What? Oh, no, no, no.
I'm good, man, thank you.
674
00:35:52,285 --> 00:35:53,220
-It's a cool tattoo.
675
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,822
-Yeah, no. It's generous, but.
676
00:35:54,922 --> 00:35:56,591
-Oh, okay.
677
00:35:56,691 --> 00:36:00,061
-Look, man. She,
she was a party girl
678
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,362
and you, you're a poet.
679
00:36:02,462 --> 00:36:05,399
-Let's not label people, okay.
680
00:36:05,499 --> 00:36:06,834
Why don't you tell me
about your lady
681
00:36:06,934 --> 00:36:08,168
that you are not going to drop
682
00:36:08,268 --> 00:36:10,170
for squeezing the end
of the toothpaste wrong?
683
00:36:12,272 --> 00:36:15,342
-I mean, I've been seeing her
for weeks now.
684
00:36:15,442 --> 00:36:16,476
And.
685
00:36:19,147 --> 00:36:23,818
well, she kind of
has multiple personalities.
686
00:36:23,918 --> 00:36:24,986
-Yes, what woman doesn't?
687
00:36:25,086 --> 00:36:27,187
-No, I'm serious.
688
00:36:27,287 --> 00:36:28,723
Like I thought it was
role-playing at first,
689
00:36:28,823 --> 00:36:31,191
but she legit doesn't
remember the conversations
690
00:36:31,291 --> 00:36:33,528
from when she's someone else.
691
00:36:33,628 --> 00:36:37,632
-Oh. Hell no. You need to run
in the other direction.
692
00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:40,635
-No, that's-- each one of them
is pretty cool,
693
00:36:40,735 --> 00:36:43,470
I just never know when
she's going to switch.
694
00:36:43,571 --> 00:36:47,075
-Okay, this can get
really dark, really fast.
695
00:36:47,175 --> 00:36:49,010
Alright, I once dated
this bipolar chick.
696
00:36:49,110 --> 00:36:50,645
One second
she wanted to have sex,
697
00:36:50,745 --> 00:36:52,980
the next,
she wanted to blowtorch me.
698
00:36:53,081 --> 00:36:54,749
With an actual blowtorch.
699
00:36:56,818 --> 00:36:58,385
-Have you talked to her?
700
00:36:58,485 --> 00:37:00,922
-I don't feel like
it's my place really.
701
00:37:01,022 --> 00:37:02,389
-It's not your place?
702
00:37:02,489 --> 00:37:05,193
Dude, what if one of them
consents to sex
703
00:37:05,292 --> 00:37:08,096
and the other one doesn't?
704
00:37:08,196 --> 00:37:10,297
Uh-uh. You don't mess
with people like that.
705
00:37:11,566 --> 00:37:13,000
-You know, I didn't think
about it that way.
706
00:37:14,736 --> 00:37:16,804
Okay, yeah. I'll ask her
at the party tomorrow.
707
00:37:17,872 --> 00:37:19,140
-Good.
708
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:20,641
-Hey, your advice has
gotten better, by the way.
709
00:37:20,742 --> 00:37:23,376
- Thanks.
710
00:37:23,477 --> 00:37:24,377
Asshole.
711
00:37:24,478 --> 00:37:27,280
A rocker pool party,
and I wasn't invited?
712
00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:28,649
I see how it is.
713
00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:29,684
-Hell, yes.
714
00:37:29,784 --> 00:37:31,351
But Conrad was on a mission,
715
00:37:31,451 --> 00:37:33,453
and I suppose that's more
important than free booze
716
00:37:33,554 --> 00:37:36,090
and potentially seeing
scantily clad women.
717
00:37:36,190 --> 00:37:37,959
I'm a considerate friend.
718
00:37:38,059 --> 00:37:40,327
I can't believe you came
wearing a speedo, dude.
719
00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:41,662
You gotta show
what you got.
720
00:37:41,763 --> 00:37:43,164
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, what are you?
721
00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:45,133
Some kind of vampire rocker?
722
00:37:45,233 --> 00:37:46,667
You can't get in the water now?
723
00:37:46,768 --> 00:37:48,435
-Hey, dork!
724
00:37:48,536 --> 00:37:50,705
I say that affectionately.
725
00:37:50,805 --> 00:37:51,939
Want some tequila?
726
00:37:55,408 --> 00:37:57,612
-Oh, no, no, no.
Backwash, it's a thing.
727
00:37:57,712 --> 00:37:59,479
-Dude, you're so weird,
it's alcohol.
728
00:37:59,580 --> 00:38:02,517
It kills all the germs.
Get this guy some hard liquor.
729
00:38:13,594 --> 00:38:16,296
-This better not
be a game to you.
730
00:38:16,396 --> 00:38:18,498
-Nice to see you too.
731
00:38:18,599 --> 00:38:21,334
-Hi, I'm Anya,
nice to meet you.
732
00:38:21,434 --> 00:38:23,237
Gigi has said a lot about you.
733
00:38:23,336 --> 00:38:25,139
-Hi, Anya, it's nice
to meet you too.
734
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:28,810
And uh. oh.
735
00:38:28,910 --> 00:38:32,379
Oh, congratulations.
Who's the lucky father?
736
00:38:32,479 --> 00:38:35,448
-It's mine. My egg
and some dude's sperm.
737
00:38:35,550 --> 00:38:37,384
Anya is my girlfriend.
738
00:38:37,484 --> 00:38:39,587
-Let me guess,
you're a basketball player.
739
00:38:39,687 --> 00:38:40,955
-Actually she is.
-I am.
740
00:38:42,422 --> 00:38:44,324
-So is this really her house?
741
00:38:46,928 --> 00:38:49,030
-She's been hurt before.
742
00:38:49,130 --> 00:38:51,699
That's when the switching
gets worse.
743
00:38:51,799 --> 00:38:53,901
-I'm just going to
grab an ice bottle.
744
00:38:58,506 --> 00:39:01,108
-When she's depressed or manic,
she cycles more.
745
00:39:02,577 --> 00:39:04,212
I met her as Sarah.
746
00:39:04,312 --> 00:39:05,980
-Wait, who is Sarah?
747
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,816
-Her Aussie Lesbian alter.
748
00:39:08,916 --> 00:39:10,383
We dated for a hot second,
749
00:39:10,483 --> 00:39:12,452
and then when I found out
about the others,
750
00:39:12,553 --> 00:39:14,288
I just didn't feel right
dating someone
751
00:39:14,387 --> 00:39:16,090
who was only a lesbian
20 percent of the time.
752
00:39:16,190 --> 00:39:20,360
So, we stayed friends.
753
00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:22,797
-An Aussie, huh?
754
00:39:22,897 --> 00:39:24,265
Pretty sexy.
755
00:39:24,364 --> 00:39:26,366
- What?
- Don't be a dick.
756
00:39:26,466 --> 00:39:27,635
And don't break her heart.
757
00:39:27,735 --> 00:39:30,304
-She's literally
my favorite girlfriend ever.
758
00:39:30,403 --> 00:39:32,039
I mean it.
-Yeah. Well, remember,
759
00:39:32,139 --> 00:39:33,908
my girl's a basketball player,
760
00:39:34,008 --> 00:39:35,375
and I'm a ninja.
761
00:39:50,490 --> 00:39:52,994
-Tequila shot. Drink up.
762
00:39:58,299 --> 00:40:00,701
-Hey, so where are you from,
originally?
763
00:40:02,236 --> 00:40:03,938
Are you okay?
764
00:40:04,038 --> 00:40:05,907
Silk? Silk?
765
00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:08,643
Are you okay?
766
00:40:11,979 --> 00:40:13,014
- You're
wasting your breath, mate.
767
00:40:13,114 --> 00:40:14,447
I'm a lesbian.
768
00:40:14,548 --> 00:40:18,185
-Uh, let me start with,
I'm Conrad.
769
00:40:21,555 --> 00:40:23,057
-You don't smell like
a cologne wearing dingo,
770
00:40:23,157 --> 00:40:25,159
so hi, I'm Sarah.
771
00:40:25,259 --> 00:40:26,894
-Okay. Well, you're a girl,
772
00:40:26,994 --> 00:40:31,065
so wonder if I could ask
your advice about a girl.
773
00:40:32,266 --> 00:40:33,534
-All right.
774
00:40:35,269 --> 00:40:37,171
-Well, great.
775
00:40:37,271 --> 00:40:39,206
Little old-fashioned any good?
776
00:40:39,307 --> 00:40:40,574
-Just because it has
old in the name
777
00:40:40,675 --> 00:40:42,475
doesn't mean
it's for old people.
778
00:40:42,576 --> 00:40:45,680
Far out, you millennials.
Here, take a sip.
779
00:40:50,318 --> 00:40:57,024
-That's. actually not bad.
For an old-der person's drink.
780
00:40:59,994 --> 00:41:01,829
-Okay, so. This chick.
781
00:41:01,929 --> 00:41:04,464
-This girl, woman.
782
00:41:04,565 --> 00:41:09,469
She's like a roller coaster,
and I don't know why.
783
00:41:09,570 --> 00:41:11,906
I feel like there's so much
about her I don't know.
784
00:41:13,007 --> 00:41:14,275
I'd like to.
785
00:41:14,375 --> 00:41:15,643
-Why don't you just ask her?
786
00:41:15,743 --> 00:41:18,012
-I'm kind of afraid to because
I don't want to lose her.
787
00:41:18,112 --> 00:41:19,714
I'm usually the guy
that walks out the door,
788
00:41:19,814 --> 00:41:24,318
but this time,
I don't want to be.
789
00:41:24,418 --> 00:41:26,220
I don't know what to do.
790
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,823
-Oh, you like this girl.
791
00:41:28,923 --> 00:41:31,225
How romantic, young puppy love.
792
00:41:31,325 --> 00:41:33,361
-Wait. Young?
793
00:41:33,461 --> 00:41:36,831
-When I was in my 30s,
which was decades ago,
794
00:41:36,931 --> 00:41:39,333
I thought I was
in love once too.
795
00:41:39,433 --> 00:41:42,803
Here's the thing.
Women need communication.
796
00:41:42,903 --> 00:41:44,305
If you're wondering
how she's feeling,
797
00:41:44,405 --> 00:41:46,073
you just need to talk
to her about it.
798
00:41:47,541 --> 00:41:49,143
-I mean, I kind of
tried that, but--
799
00:41:49,243 --> 00:41:50,911
-It's all in how you ask, mate.
800
00:41:51,012 --> 00:41:52,413
If someone is an alcoholic,
you don't just say,
801
00:41:52,513 --> 00:41:53,581
you're off your face, mate,
802
00:41:53,681 --> 00:41:55,983
so stop being a piss pot
and get it together.
803
00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:59,987
-I get that, but what if
she still gets defensive
804
00:42:00,087 --> 00:42:01,722
and won't talk to me?
805
00:42:01,822 --> 00:42:04,392
-She might, in which case
you need to decide
806
00:42:04,492 --> 00:42:06,694
if you want to hang there
or cut your losses.
807
00:42:09,463 --> 00:42:10,865
-I'm not abandoning her.
808
00:42:12,666 --> 00:42:14,835
Also, she's actually really hot
809
00:42:14,935 --> 00:42:18,806
so maybe we could do
a threesome sometime.
810
00:42:20,074 --> 00:42:23,110
- You never know.
For the right lady.
811
00:42:25,112 --> 00:42:26,647
Now he said
she switched at the party
812
00:42:26,747 --> 00:42:28,582
to avoid a discussion.
813
00:42:28,682 --> 00:42:30,785
I reminded him again
about the blowtorch,
814
00:42:30,885 --> 00:42:33,621
so of course, my boy accepted
an invite from Vanessa
815
00:42:33,721 --> 00:42:35,990
for a backyard barbecue
to try again.
816
00:42:44,465 --> 00:42:46,700
-We're almost done here, sugar.
817
00:42:46,801 --> 00:42:48,269
Hope you brought your appetite.
818
00:42:55,676 --> 00:42:58,946
-So, what kind of music
do you like, Vanessa?
819
00:42:59,046 --> 00:43:00,648
-Jazz.
820
00:43:00,748 --> 00:43:02,683
-If you have a guitar,
I could play for you.
821
00:43:04,618 --> 00:43:05,820
-Just a moment.
822
00:43:15,463 --> 00:43:16,664
Had this forever.
823
00:43:16,764 --> 00:43:17,998
I don't know if it's tuned
or anything, though.
824
00:43:18,099 --> 00:43:19,166
-Let's find out.
825
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,808
-You're good.
826
00:43:31,912 --> 00:43:36,518
-You know, I wanted to ask you
about the other day, uh, night.
827
00:43:36,617 --> 00:43:38,553
You said you're from Oklahoma
but then.
828
00:43:38,652 --> 00:43:40,688
-Ever done it
in the backyard?
829
00:43:40,788 --> 00:43:43,592
-Um, no, but listen,
I really wanted to
830
00:43:43,691 --> 00:43:44,593
talk to you about this so--
831
00:43:44,692 --> 00:43:46,360
-Let's be impulsive now.
832
00:44:03,878 --> 00:44:05,679
-Hmm.
833
00:44:05,779 --> 00:44:07,915
Did I forget something?
834
00:44:08,015 --> 00:44:08,983
Hey.
835
00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:11,652
Hey. I'm sorry
to bother you so late,
836
00:44:11,752 --> 00:44:14,989
but I just.
837
00:44:15,089 --> 00:44:17,892
I haven't seen you
in a few days and I miss you.
838
00:44:18,792 --> 00:44:22,696
-I miss you too. Molly?
839
00:44:22,796 --> 00:44:27,935
Hey, can you come over
for a little bit?
840
00:44:28,035 --> 00:44:31,438
-Yes. I've got some time
before work.
841
00:44:31,540 --> 00:44:32,940
I'll be right there.
842
00:44:41,348 --> 00:44:43,684
Molly? Molly?
843
00:44:43,784 --> 00:44:46,353
The door was unlocked,
so I let myself in.
844
00:44:51,725 --> 00:44:54,161
Hey... this room is really you.
845
00:44:55,863 --> 00:44:57,666
Are you okay?
Is everything okay?
846
00:44:57,765 --> 00:45:00,167
With work, home?
847
00:45:00,267 --> 00:45:03,204
I haven't really asked you
much about home.
848
00:45:03,304 --> 00:45:05,139
-There's nothing really
to talk about.
849
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,875
I just wanted you here.
850
00:45:07,975 --> 00:45:10,010
I needed to feel safe.
851
00:45:15,950 --> 00:45:18,118
-Look, are you sure
there's nothing?
852
00:45:18,219 --> 00:45:22,323
Because I want you to feel
like you can tell me anything.
853
00:45:22,423 --> 00:45:25,759
Even if it's uh,
854
00:45:25,859 --> 00:45:27,328
you want me to
wear your underwear.
855
00:45:27,428 --> 00:45:31,498
- Would you?
856
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:32,766
-Just don't asked me
to wear lipstick,
857
00:45:32,866 --> 00:45:34,001
that's going a bit too far.
858
00:45:35,869 --> 00:45:38,872
Hey, what's with
the number seven?
859
00:45:38,973 --> 00:45:41,075
You have a lot of them.
860
00:45:41,175 --> 00:45:42,910
-I'm obsessed
with the number, Toot.
861
00:45:43,010 --> 00:45:44,778
-I'm really curious about--
862
00:45:44,878 --> 00:45:46,146
-I said I'm fine.
863
00:45:49,684 --> 00:45:52,820
Can you get me my robe
off the bed? Please?
864
00:45:54,623 --> 00:45:56,290
-Yeah, of course.
865
00:46:04,298 --> 00:46:05,933
Hmm.
866
00:46:08,102 --> 00:46:09,069
Huh?
867
00:46:23,518 --> 00:46:26,086
There you go.
We'll talk later.
868
00:46:28,155 --> 00:46:31,693
I said to Conrad,
man, it's time to go.
869
00:46:31,792 --> 00:46:34,028
But no, he wouldn't give up.
870
00:46:34,128 --> 00:46:37,431
So he arranged to meet them
at their favorite spot.
871
00:46:43,370 --> 00:46:44,706
-Coffee bombing, huh?
872
00:46:44,805 --> 00:46:46,541
Usually that's not a good sign.
873
00:46:46,641 --> 00:46:47,776
-Can I get you something?
874
00:46:47,875 --> 00:46:49,109
-Sit down.
875
00:46:51,845 --> 00:46:54,948
-Molly, I need to talk to you
about something.
876
00:46:57,851 --> 00:46:59,587
-Are you breaking up with me?
877
00:46:59,688 --> 00:47:00,954
-No.
878
00:47:01,055 --> 00:47:06,561
Oh my God, no. No. No.
But I haven't been fair to you.
879
00:47:06,661 --> 00:47:08,395
-Are you cheating on me?
880
00:47:08,495 --> 00:47:12,333
-Yes. No. I mean, no.
881
00:47:12,433 --> 00:47:13,735
It depends on how
you look at it exactly.
882
00:47:13,834 --> 00:47:15,469
-How you look at it?
883
00:47:15,570 --> 00:47:17,539
If you're screwing other women.
884
00:47:17,639 --> 00:47:19,373
-It's complicated.
885
00:47:21,875 --> 00:47:24,144
Do you know about the others?
886
00:47:24,244 --> 00:47:25,913
-The others?
887
00:47:26,013 --> 00:47:28,015
How the hell would I know
about your other women?
888
00:47:28,115 --> 00:47:30,250
-No, about your others?
889
00:47:30,351 --> 00:47:33,120
-Oh, you think
I'm cheating on you?
890
00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:38,125
-Not exactly. Do you know
about Vanessa, Silk?
891
00:47:39,426 --> 00:47:40,427
-Who?
892
00:47:40,528 --> 00:47:43,765
-Your other selves?
893
00:47:43,864 --> 00:47:45,366
I know I should've
asked you sooner,
894
00:47:45,466 --> 00:47:47,802
but do you know about
your other personalities
895
00:47:47,901 --> 00:47:50,003
and how they come out
at various random times
896
00:47:50,104 --> 00:47:51,905
and none of them seem
to remember me at first,
897
00:47:52,005 --> 00:47:53,340
but thankfully,
they all seem to like me,
898
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:57,277
but I never want one of them
to be jealous or anything.
899
00:47:57,378 --> 00:47:58,345
What?
900
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,115
-Don't.
-Don't what?
901
00:48:01,215 --> 00:48:04,753
-Say another word to her
about the other parts.
902
00:48:04,853 --> 00:48:06,588
-I'm sorry, who are you?
903
00:48:06,688 --> 00:48:09,524
-Rita.
-Oh, lovely Rita, meter maid.
904
00:48:09,624 --> 00:48:12,459
-Molly doesn't know about
Vanessa, Silk, and Sarah.
905
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:13,661
Neither do they about her.
906
00:48:13,762 --> 00:48:15,195
-And what are you?
907
00:48:15,295 --> 00:48:18,999
-I keep her safe.
I keep them all safe.
908
00:48:19,099 --> 00:48:20,535
I'm aware of
the other parts of system,
909
00:48:20,635 --> 00:48:22,002
but I'm the only one who is,
910
00:48:22,102 --> 00:48:24,204
and I intend to
keep it that way.
911
00:48:24,304 --> 00:48:26,841
-Kind of selfish
really, you know?
912
00:48:26,940 --> 00:48:28,777
Not to share.
913
00:48:28,877 --> 00:48:30,177
-You care about these girls?
914
00:48:31,646 --> 00:48:33,748
Keep Your mouth shut.
915
00:48:33,848 --> 00:48:35,617
Or I will take them
away from you.
916
00:48:35,717 --> 00:48:37,985
Don't ever threaten
what's mine.
917
00:48:38,085 --> 00:48:40,187
-Okay, good. I wasn't trying to.
918
00:48:41,488 --> 00:48:45,459
-Bring this up again,
and we're gone.
919
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,027
Do we understand each other?
920
00:48:59,841 --> 00:49:01,108
What did you want to
talk to me about?
921
00:49:10,150 --> 00:49:11,553
Hey, have you seen Regina?
922
00:49:13,822 --> 00:49:15,557
You always know where she is.
923
00:49:15,657 --> 00:49:16,524
I need to talk to her.
924
00:49:18,125 --> 00:49:20,829
I'm not happy
about it right now.
925
00:49:20,929 --> 00:49:23,497
-You are a cruel human being.
926
00:49:27,167 --> 00:49:28,903
-You're one to talk,
927
00:49:29,002 --> 00:49:31,071
taking advantage
of my generosity.
928
00:49:31,171 --> 00:49:33,508
I told you a scoop,
not half of the bottle.
929
00:49:33,608 --> 00:49:34,843
-What?
930
00:49:34,943 --> 00:49:36,143
-The mushroom powder.
931
00:49:36,243 --> 00:49:38,212
You don't need that much
to make the dish.
932
00:49:38,312 --> 00:49:40,314
-No, the truth is,
I messed it up the first time.
933
00:49:40,414 --> 00:49:44,084
And I wanted to try it again,
but I spilled it.
934
00:49:44,184 --> 00:49:45,753
-I thought the other night,
you said you're going out
935
00:49:45,854 --> 00:49:46,987
with another girl.
936
00:49:47,087 --> 00:49:48,590
Which one of the three
were you going out with?
937
00:49:48,690 --> 00:49:50,190
-There are five of them,
actually.
938
00:49:50,290 --> 00:49:52,292
At least as far as I know.
939
00:49:52,392 --> 00:49:53,360
-Five?
940
00:49:53,460 --> 00:49:56,230
-Yes but the thing is,
they're all the same girl,
941
00:49:56,330 --> 00:49:57,765
and none of them know
about each other.
942
00:49:57,866 --> 00:49:59,701
Well, one does,
but she's a scary one
943
00:49:59,801 --> 00:50:01,769
who threatened
to chop off my balls.
944
00:50:01,870 --> 00:50:03,070
Actually,
she didn't threaten that,
945
00:50:03,170 --> 00:50:04,639
but you could see it
in her eyes,
946
00:50:04,739 --> 00:50:05,740
it was horrifying.
947
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,343
-Take off your apron
and get outside.
948
00:50:09,443 --> 00:50:11,679
-I thought Frank was
supposed be the mean one.
949
00:50:11,779 --> 00:50:12,747
-Now.
950
00:50:15,550 --> 00:50:16,450
Take it off!
951
00:50:29,062 --> 00:50:30,330
Sit down.
952
00:50:34,969 --> 00:50:36,303
-Am I fired?
953
00:50:38,907 --> 00:50:40,173
-What do you want, Conrad?
954
00:50:44,111 --> 00:50:45,345
-To be a chef.
955
00:50:47,414 --> 00:50:49,449
-Wow.
956
00:50:49,551 --> 00:50:52,286
That's the first time I've heard
you say that with conviction.
957
00:50:55,088 --> 00:50:57,725
Let's you and I
keep talking, okay?
958
00:50:57,825 --> 00:51:00,494
-You know, you're a lot easier
to talk to than Frank.
959
00:51:00,595 --> 00:51:01,663
I think he hates me.
960
00:51:01,763 --> 00:51:04,666
-He's in love with Regina,
that's the problem.
961
00:51:04,766 --> 00:51:06,066
He always has been.
962
00:51:06,166 --> 00:51:08,168
And she wants to sleep
with literally everyone but him.
963
00:51:09,737 --> 00:51:11,305
Including you.
964
00:51:11,405 --> 00:51:12,339
Yeah.
965
00:51:14,374 --> 00:51:16,644
-So I'm screwed,
is what you're saying.
966
00:51:18,947 --> 00:51:21,783
-Listen. I got a good friend.
967
00:51:22,917 --> 00:51:24,284
He's a hypnotherapist,
968
00:51:24,384 --> 00:51:26,554
he works in people
with head problems.
969
00:51:26,654 --> 00:51:31,693
I think you and your girl,
you should talk with him.
970
00:51:31,793 --> 00:51:32,827
I'm going to give him a call.
971
00:51:34,094 --> 00:51:36,531
-I don't think
she'd be receptive.
972
00:51:36,631 --> 00:51:38,766
-Tell her it's about
something else.
973
00:51:38,866 --> 00:51:41,903
Paul does hypnotherapy for
parties and stuff all the time.
974
00:51:42,003 --> 00:51:47,675
-It feels slightly dishonest,
but okay.
975
00:51:47,775 --> 00:51:49,844
Okay.
976
00:51:49,944 --> 00:51:50,878
Good.
977
00:51:52,346 --> 00:51:53,715
-Tommy said great things
about you.
978
00:51:53,815 --> 00:51:56,483
Thanks for coming over.
Is it Doctor or Paul?
979
00:51:56,584 --> 00:51:57,752
-Paul. Paul is fine.
980
00:51:57,852 --> 00:51:59,087
-Okay.
981
00:51:59,186 --> 00:52:00,688
-So it's going to be just
the two of you, right?
982
00:52:00,788 --> 00:52:03,625
-Yeah, yeah, she has a shopping
addiction thing so.
983
00:52:03,725 --> 00:52:06,293
-Ah, okay, and where would you
like to set up?
984
00:52:06,393 --> 00:52:08,096
-Oh, just right here.
985
00:52:08,195 --> 00:52:10,098
-Hi, I brought over
a Pinot Noir,
986
00:52:10,197 --> 00:52:11,099
I think you'll love it.
987
00:52:11,198 --> 00:52:14,736
-Molly, hi. This is Paul.
988
00:52:14,836 --> 00:52:17,505
He can, um, hypnotize people.
989
00:52:17,605 --> 00:52:18,940
-Oh.
990
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,440
-I thought maybe it was
something we could try
991
00:52:20,541 --> 00:52:24,344
for, you know,
your shopping addiction.
992
00:52:24,444 --> 00:52:25,747
I know you like
to be spontaneous
993
00:52:25,847 --> 00:52:26,981
and try new things and stuff.
994
00:52:27,081 --> 00:52:28,348
-Oh really?
995
00:52:28,448 --> 00:52:30,283
-I wish that you had told her
about this before,
996
00:52:30,384 --> 00:52:33,921
instead of springing it on her.
It's not for everyone.
997
00:52:34,022 --> 00:52:35,489
-I think it could be fun.
998
00:52:35,590 --> 00:52:36,456
-Are you sure?
999
00:52:36,557 --> 00:52:38,760
-I'm in.
Just don't make it worse.
1000
00:52:40,028 --> 00:52:42,563
-All right.
Here comes the fun part.
1001
00:52:42,664 --> 00:52:44,032
-Okay.
1002
00:52:44,132 --> 00:52:46,500
-Just close your eyes.
1003
00:52:48,936 --> 00:52:50,004
that's right.
1004
00:52:50,104 --> 00:52:52,040
I'm gonna ask you to count
backwards from 10
1005
00:52:52,140 --> 00:52:54,642
and when you reach 1,
1006
00:52:54,742 --> 00:52:57,712
you're only going to be aware
of the sound of my voice.
1007
00:52:57,812 --> 00:52:59,981
And you're going to answer
whatever questions I ask you.
1008
00:53:00,081 --> 00:53:01,949
Do you understand?
-I do.
1009
00:53:02,050 --> 00:53:03,785
-Count backwards from 10.
1010
00:53:03,885 --> 00:53:15,029
-Ten, nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four, three.
1011
00:53:15,129 --> 00:53:16,329
-Very good.
1012
00:53:17,732 --> 00:53:18,766
Do you hear me, Molly?
1013
00:53:21,468 --> 00:53:23,604
-Yes.
1014
00:53:23,705 --> 00:53:24,739
I'm not Molly.
1015
00:53:28,442 --> 00:53:30,210
-I'm sorry, who are you?
1016
00:53:30,310 --> 00:53:32,513
-There's somebody else here.
1017
00:53:32,613 --> 00:53:34,515
-Who?
1018
00:53:34,615 --> 00:53:37,317
-Vanessa.
1019
00:53:37,417 --> 00:53:39,554
-Is she dissociating?
1020
00:53:39,654 --> 00:53:40,755
-Is she what?
1021
00:53:42,422 --> 00:53:46,527
-Vanessa, welcome.
I'm glad you're here.
1022
00:53:46,627 --> 00:53:48,361
-I'm not Vanessa.
1023
00:53:48,462 --> 00:53:50,832
-Who am I talking to now?
1024
00:53:50,932 --> 00:53:51,933
-Sarah.
1025
00:53:53,634 --> 00:53:56,104
-You didn't tell me
she has DID.
1026
00:53:56,204 --> 00:53:57,605
-What?
1027
00:53:57,705 --> 00:54:00,440
-Dissociative identity disorder.
Multiple personalities.
1028
00:54:00,541 --> 00:54:02,577
If I had known that, I never
would've put her under.
1029
00:54:02,677 --> 00:54:03,644
It's not safe.
1030
00:54:03,745 --> 00:54:07,682
-Safe? Who's safe?
1031
00:54:07,782 --> 00:54:11,219
-Sarah. Sarah, it's okay.
It's all right.
1032
00:54:11,318 --> 00:54:12,854
You're safe. Sarah?
1033
00:54:14,321 --> 00:54:16,724
-This isn't Sarah.
1034
00:54:16,824 --> 00:54:19,093
-You are?
-Silk.
1035
00:54:19,193 --> 00:54:21,095
But it's not just me.
1036
00:54:21,195 --> 00:54:24,331
You're going to need
more chairs, man.
1037
00:54:24,431 --> 00:54:30,838
-Silk, it's okay. You're safe.
You are safe. Breathe.
1038
00:54:30,938 --> 00:54:32,039
-You're going to ruin it.
1039
00:54:34,509 --> 00:54:37,812
-Who am I talking to now?
-Rita, you stupid dick!
1040
00:54:37,912 --> 00:54:40,248
I know what your little game
here is, Conrad,
1041
00:54:40,347 --> 00:54:42,482
and it's not go to work.
1042
00:54:42,583 --> 00:54:44,619
-What game are you
referring to, Rita?
1043
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:45,686
-Bite me.
1044
00:54:47,387 --> 00:54:49,824
-I will not be disrespected
by you, Rita.
1045
00:54:49,924 --> 00:54:51,025
I'm going to shut this down.
1046
00:54:51,125 --> 00:54:54,128
-No. No.
1047
00:54:54,228 --> 00:54:56,030
No.
1048
00:54:56,130 --> 00:54:57,598
Please don't, don't leave yet.
1049
00:55:01,669 --> 00:55:04,272
-My name is Paul Forrester
and I'm a psychologist.
1050
00:55:04,371 --> 00:55:05,640
I'm here to help you.
1051
00:55:05,740 --> 00:55:09,677
-I can't talk to you.
She doesn't want me to.
1052
00:55:09,777 --> 00:55:11,279
-You don't have to say
anything you don't want to,
1053
00:55:11,378 --> 00:55:12,814
this is a safe space.
1054
00:55:15,116 --> 00:55:16,551
-It was him.
1055
00:55:16,651 --> 00:55:18,019
-Who?
1056
00:55:18,119 --> 00:55:19,187
-He did it.
1057
00:55:19,287 --> 00:55:20,453
-Who?
1058
00:55:22,223 --> 00:55:23,524
-Papa.
1059
00:55:26,294 --> 00:55:28,729
-Does anybody else
know about this?
1060
00:55:28,830 --> 00:55:32,432
-No.
1061
00:55:32,533 --> 00:55:34,467
-Silk, I want to remind you
that Conrad is in the room.
1062
00:55:34,569 --> 00:55:36,103
Are you okay with that?
1063
00:55:36,204 --> 00:55:38,706
-Yes. Because I love him.
1064
00:55:40,775 --> 00:55:46,514
-Silk, do you know Molly,
Vanessa, Rita, and Sarah?
1065
00:55:47,648 --> 00:55:50,852
Do you know that they are
all part of you?
1066
00:55:50,952 --> 00:55:52,920
-Please don't erase us.
1067
00:55:53,020 --> 00:55:54,989
-No. I won't erase you.
1068
00:55:59,861 --> 00:56:01,229
I think we need
a real doctor.
1069
00:56:01,329 --> 00:56:03,998
Look, I've got a PhD
in clinical psychology,
1070
00:56:04,098 --> 00:56:05,465
I just do these parlor tricks
1071
00:56:05,566 --> 00:56:07,434
on the side
for fun for friends.
1072
00:56:07,535 --> 00:56:09,937
That is not what
this woman needs.
1073
00:56:14,474 --> 00:56:16,077
-Hey, feeling any better now?
1074
00:56:20,948 --> 00:56:22,316
-You tricked me.
1075
00:56:22,415 --> 00:56:24,619
That was not cool.
1076
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:28,356
You brought someone in here
and made me think I'm crazy.
1077
00:56:28,455 --> 00:56:29,991
Create false memory?
1078
00:56:30,091 --> 00:56:31,391
-No, you're not crazy.
1079
00:56:31,491 --> 00:56:33,493
I mean, maybe
a little challenged
1080
00:56:33,594 --> 00:56:35,863
at staying as one person,
I mean, alter all the time.
1081
00:56:35,963 --> 00:56:37,531
-Bullshit!
1082
00:56:37,632 --> 00:56:39,600
Everything he said
is bullshit.
1083
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:43,237
I don't have DID,
I'm not a freak.
1084
00:56:43,337 --> 00:56:44,404
Nothing's wrong with me.
1085
00:56:44,505 --> 00:56:46,974
-Molly, I think
you are wonderful.
1086
00:56:47,074 --> 00:56:49,944
Look, I should've told you but
I was worried that you would--
1087
00:56:50,044 --> 00:56:55,415
-Break up with you?
Yup, accurate. Goodbye, Conrad.
1088
00:57:24,512 --> 00:57:26,113
I didn't want to
tell him I told you so,
1089
00:57:26,213 --> 00:57:28,549
but you know,
I did tell him so,
1090
00:57:28,649 --> 00:57:29,784
but did he listen to me?
1091
00:57:29,884 --> 00:57:30,751
Hell no.
1092
00:57:30,851 --> 00:57:33,020
Even with the best intentions,
1093
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:34,855
you don't mess with
people like that.
1094
00:57:34,956 --> 00:57:38,693
Hey Instagram,
oh ,
look at the little puppy.
1095
00:57:38,793 --> 00:57:41,095
A male in my life
who doesn't suck.
1096
00:57:41,195 --> 00:57:43,097
Oh, dogged on Instagram.
1097
00:57:43,197 --> 00:57:44,398
Hi, friends.
1098
00:57:44,497 --> 00:57:47,668
Oh, look, snickerdoodle coffee
the bestest.
1099
00:57:50,404 --> 00:57:51,706
Oh, wait.
1100
00:57:51,806 --> 00:57:53,541
You thought my boy Conrad
was going to give up?
1101
00:57:53,641 --> 00:57:56,410
Hell no. He is one
determined mother.
1102
00:57:56,510 --> 00:57:58,946
-You said I couldn't call you.
1103
00:57:59,046 --> 00:58:02,717
But I know you like your
snickerdoodle flavored coffee.
1104
00:58:02,817 --> 00:58:05,553
So I'm just gonna
leave it right here.
1105
00:58:05,653 --> 00:58:07,755
Right on the door.
1106
00:58:07,855 --> 00:58:12,326
Just make sure the Amazon thief
does not steal it.
1107
00:58:12,426 --> 00:58:14,795
I know he likes
his gourmet coffee.
1108
00:58:47,395 --> 00:58:48,863
-Did the boss do his job?
1109
00:58:51,298 --> 00:58:52,633
-I'm sorry?
1110
00:58:52,733 --> 00:58:55,436
-Paul, did he fix your girl?
What happened?
1111
00:58:55,536 --> 00:58:58,806
-Oh, no.
1112
00:58:58,906 --> 00:59:00,875
She dumped me.
1113
00:59:00,975 --> 00:59:02,009
-Tough break, kid.
1114
00:59:04,111 --> 00:59:06,347
Hey, you never told me
about the dish.
1115
00:59:06,447 --> 00:59:08,049
Crabcakes.
1116
00:59:08,149 --> 00:59:10,151
How'd they come out?
1117
00:59:10,251 --> 00:59:13,754
-Oh, Molly said
they were good.
1118
00:59:13,854 --> 00:59:16,657
After she was done fake choking
and giving me a heart attack.
1119
00:59:18,692 --> 00:59:20,628
-Hey, I'll tell you what.
1120
00:59:20,728 --> 00:59:23,564
Why don't you stay late today?
Make it for me.
1121
00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:28,235
Yeah.
1122
01:00:09,610 --> 01:00:10,744
Oh. kid.
1123
01:00:14,081 --> 01:00:15,883
Kid.
1124
01:00:15,983 --> 01:00:17,552
I don't know what to tell you.
1125
01:00:17,651 --> 01:00:19,220
-I guess I'm one for three.
1126
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:23,390
-I mean, this is almost.
1127
01:00:23,491 --> 01:00:25,759
this is almost
as good as Frank's.
1128
01:00:26,627 --> 01:00:27,928
-What?
1129
01:00:28,028 --> 01:00:29,797
Yes, I win.
1130
01:00:29,897 --> 01:00:32,500
-Now, listen. Don't get cocky,
but how about tomorrow night,
1131
01:00:32,601 --> 01:00:35,169
you come help Reggie
with the pizza, okay?
1132
01:00:35,269 --> 01:00:36,470
-What about Frank?
1133
01:00:36,571 --> 01:00:40,341
-He'll live, he's a big boy.
Talent is talent.
1134
01:00:40,441 --> 01:00:41,475
End of story.
1135
01:00:41,576 --> 01:00:42,977
-Why is he helping me?
1136
01:00:43,077 --> 01:00:44,011
-Try this.
1137
01:00:45,212 --> 01:00:46,180
Come on, try it.
1138
01:00:49,049 --> 01:00:50,284
Come on. Try it.
1139
01:00:56,790 --> 01:00:58,125
-Your boy did good.
1140
01:00:58,225 --> 01:00:59,660
What is steel wool
still doing here?
1141
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:01,996
-Frank, come on. Come in here,
try this. Hurry up.
1142
01:01:05,332 --> 01:01:06,400
-Frank.
1143
01:01:08,369 --> 01:01:09,970
Frank.
1144
01:01:27,688 --> 01:01:30,691
It's terrific.
Are you happy?
1145
01:01:30,791 --> 01:01:32,594
Don't even think about it.
1146
01:01:32,693 --> 01:01:34,862
Now clock out
so you stop costing us money.
1147
01:01:42,469 --> 01:01:44,271
I just love that walk.
1148
01:01:44,371 --> 01:01:45,339
Yum.
1149
01:01:55,049 --> 01:01:56,483
-What?
1150
01:01:56,585 --> 01:01:59,554
-I just-- I wanted to say.
1151
01:01:59,654 --> 01:02:01,222
have you ever told her
how you feel?
1152
01:02:02,591 --> 01:02:04,124
-What the hell
are you talking about?
1153
01:02:04,225 --> 01:02:05,459
-Regina.
1154
01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:13,767
-What the hell difference
does it make?
1155
01:02:13,867 --> 01:02:14,935
She'd never go
for a guy like me.
1156
01:02:15,035 --> 01:02:16,904
She could have
any guy she wants.
1157
01:02:17,004 --> 01:02:18,540
-Yeah, but that's just it.
1158
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:21,308
I mean, how do you know
until you ask?
1159
01:02:21,408 --> 01:02:23,177
She might be waiting for you
to make the first move.
1160
01:02:25,312 --> 01:02:28,215
-What about you?
Have you ever, you know--?
1161
01:02:28,315 --> 01:02:29,917
-Me?
-Yeah.
1162
01:02:30,017 --> 01:02:33,688
-No. Oh God no, I would never--
1163
01:02:33,787 --> 01:02:35,256
She's more of a match for you.
1164
01:02:36,991 --> 01:02:44,298
-Maybe, but if she turns me
down, you're a dead man.
1165
01:02:46,668 --> 01:02:48,035
-Fair enough.
1166
01:02:50,371 --> 01:02:52,072
Inspired
by his advice to Frank,
1167
01:02:52,172 --> 01:02:55,610
Conrad thought Molly might
respond to a bolder approach.
1168
01:03:01,181 --> 01:03:03,150
-Hey. Molly.
1169
01:03:15,229 --> 01:03:16,463
Oh, the humanity.
1170
01:03:19,099 --> 01:03:23,772
Wow, that was actually
cringeworthy!
1171
01:03:23,871 --> 01:03:24,972
Can you call 911
1172
01:03:25,072 --> 01:03:27,676
because I'm about to die
from embarrassment.
1173
01:03:29,744 --> 01:03:30,779
You know, better yet,
call the cops
1174
01:03:30,878 --> 01:03:32,647
because I'd like to
report a murder.
1175
01:03:32,747 --> 01:03:35,916
You just killed
my love of music.
1176
01:03:37,084 --> 01:03:38,986
You know,
I'm lactose intolerant,
1177
01:03:39,086 --> 01:03:41,855
and I can fart out
a better song than that.
1178
01:03:41,955 --> 01:03:43,190
That was good.
1179
01:03:43,290 --> 01:03:44,726
-You know,
I'm not a religious person,
1180
01:03:44,858 --> 01:03:48,530
but I'm actually
praying for deafness.
1181
01:03:50,898 --> 01:03:52,399
There is nothing
like good singing.
1182
01:03:52,499 --> 01:03:55,336
And you know what?
That was nothing like it.
1183
01:03:57,204 --> 01:03:58,372
-Thank you, Hal.
1184
01:03:58,472 --> 01:03:59,907
How does it feel
to have that little talent?
1185
01:04:00,007 --> 01:04:01,543
I'm going to pass you
a paper bag,
1186
01:04:01,643 --> 01:04:03,712
try to play your way
out of it.
1187
01:04:12,319 --> 01:04:14,723
-Not bad. Not bad.
1188
01:04:14,823 --> 01:04:16,256
All right,
it was pretty weak,
1189
01:04:16,357 --> 01:04:18,959
but not a fourth-grader
playing violin weak.
1190
01:04:19,059 --> 01:04:21,495
-You are just
full of encouragement.
1191
01:04:24,164 --> 01:04:26,500
-Look.
1192
01:04:26,601 --> 01:04:28,369
Maybe she just needs time.
1193
01:04:28,469 --> 01:04:29,937
I don't know a whole lot
about what she's got
1194
01:04:30,037 --> 01:04:32,807
but if she was ever able
to merge them all
1195
01:04:32,906 --> 01:04:37,044
back into one thingy,
who would you pick?
1196
01:04:37,144 --> 01:04:39,848
-What, pick?
-Idiot.
1197
01:04:39,947 --> 01:04:44,786
No. Of the 5, 6, 7 person--
whatever,
1198
01:04:44,885 --> 01:04:47,955
which one would you want
to be the one?
1199
01:04:48,055 --> 01:04:50,257
-They're actually
all really cool.
1200
01:04:50,357 --> 01:04:51,358
-Hm.
1201
01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:52,560
-Even the lesbian.
1202
01:04:52,660 --> 01:04:54,061
-There's a lesbian in there?
1203
01:04:54,161 --> 01:04:55,229
-Yeah.
1204
01:04:55,329 --> 01:04:57,197
-Have you ever asked
about a threesome?
1205
01:04:57,297 --> 01:04:58,365
-Actually.
1206
01:04:58,465 --> 01:05:01,201
-That would be a horrible
insensitive joke, Conrad.
1207
01:05:03,671 --> 01:05:05,439
Dude, which one
is the main one?
1208
01:05:05,540 --> 01:05:07,408
Like the real one?
1209
01:05:07,509 --> 01:05:08,342
-I don't know.
1210
01:05:08,442 --> 01:05:11,145
That therapist guy Paul
thinks it's Silk.
1211
01:05:11,245 --> 01:05:13,914
-Hmm. Well, if she ever
comes back,
1212
01:05:14,014 --> 01:05:16,383
you gotta be okay
with that one.
1213
01:05:16,483 --> 01:05:19,019
-Yeah, I know.
1214
01:05:19,119 --> 01:05:21,121
-Dude, of all the women
that I've seen you date
1215
01:05:21,221 --> 01:05:24,626
over the last ten years,
why this one?
1216
01:05:24,726 --> 01:05:28,195
I mean, I remember that hot
swimsuit model that you ghosted
1217
01:05:28,295 --> 01:05:30,832
because she took your
Paul McCartney action figure
1218
01:05:30,931 --> 01:05:32,801
out of the box
and started playing with it.
1219
01:05:32,901 --> 01:05:35,737
-It was meant to be in the box.
What is wrong with some people?
1220
01:05:35,837 --> 01:05:39,173
-Dude, you ever think
maybe it's you?
1221
01:05:41,776 --> 01:05:43,310
I love you, but come on.
1222
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:48,282
-Yeah. Maybe.
You're right.
1223
01:05:52,953 --> 01:05:55,322
I realize I have
some work to do too.
1224
01:05:56,591 --> 01:05:58,292
-Damn, dude.
1225
01:05:58,392 --> 01:06:01,061
I never thought
I'd hear you say that.
1226
01:06:02,697 --> 01:06:04,566
I'm proud of you, man.
1227
01:06:08,837 --> 01:06:10,971
Show me somethin' better.
1228
01:06:11,071 --> 01:06:12,339
Whatever, man,
whatever that was.
1229
01:06:12,439 --> 01:06:15,442
-I was just warming up.
-Yeah, yeah, warming up.
1230
01:06:30,424 --> 01:06:32,660
-Yeah, that's me.
1231
01:06:59,654 --> 01:07:03,658
Come in. Sit down.
1232
01:07:08,328 --> 01:07:17,471
So, how can I help you?
1233
01:07:19,007 --> 01:07:21,876
-I'm sorry. I.
1234
01:07:21,976 --> 01:07:25,445
I was trying to be supportive.
I just want to understand her.
1235
01:07:25,547 --> 01:07:28,583
-Well, let me be very clear
that Molly is not my patient,
1236
01:07:28,683 --> 01:07:31,519
otherwise I wouldn't be able
to discuss anything
1237
01:07:31,619 --> 01:07:34,022
about her with you
without her consent.
1238
01:07:34,121 --> 01:07:40,294
-Understood. Yeah.
Rita mentioned a system.
1239
01:07:40,394 --> 01:07:42,664
-The system is how
they identify their bodies
1240
01:07:42,764 --> 01:07:45,934
since they cannot relate to
themselves as one.
1241
01:07:46,034 --> 01:07:49,369
-Is. Silk the real her?
1242
01:07:51,973 --> 01:07:57,912
-It seems that she would be
what we call the executive host
1243
01:07:58,012 --> 01:08:02,149
to the alters or the alternative
personalities.
1244
01:08:02,249 --> 01:08:07,789
The idea
is a tricky one, Conrad.
1245
01:08:07,889 --> 01:08:11,893
Sometimes it's a matter of
making friends with the alters,
1246
01:08:11,993 --> 01:08:16,430
just being okay with that,
and other times,
1247
01:08:16,531 --> 01:08:20,233
it's a matter of wanting
to fuse the personalities,
1248
01:08:20,334 --> 01:08:23,503
all of the personalities
and their memories into one.
1249
01:08:25,172 --> 01:08:27,274
Depends on the individual,
but in either case,
1250
01:08:27,374 --> 01:08:31,579
it requires a unanimous decision
from all of the personalities.
1251
01:08:34,181 --> 01:08:35,750
-What do you think?
1252
01:08:37,719 --> 01:08:39,721
-The fact that she introduced
herself by name
1253
01:08:39,821 --> 01:08:41,723
as the alternates
1254
01:08:41,823 --> 01:08:44,659
means that she trusts you
and she cares about you.
1255
01:08:46,226 --> 01:08:49,764
-Sort of like
meeting the family?
1256
01:08:49,864 --> 01:08:52,265
-In an odd sense, yes.
1257
01:08:59,841 --> 01:09:01,743
-I want to help her.
1258
01:09:04,444 --> 01:09:06,346
-So why don't we start there?
1259
01:09:18,526 --> 01:09:22,162
-These flowers were homeless
and I was hoping
1260
01:09:22,262 --> 01:09:24,364
you could spare them
a room for the night.
1261
01:09:26,134 --> 01:09:27,935
-Please stop, Conrad.
1262
01:09:34,241 --> 01:09:37,145
-Nice job, asshole.
1263
01:09:37,244 --> 01:09:40,648
Homeless flowers!
God, that was lame!
1264
01:09:40,748 --> 01:09:45,053
If only she could see
what I can see.
1265
01:09:45,153 --> 01:09:47,354
She can. She can.
1266
01:09:56,164 --> 01:09:58,265
-Silk.
-Urgh, what's that?
1267
01:09:58,365 --> 01:09:59,534
-Something I felt you could use.
1268
01:09:59,634 --> 01:10:00,735
-Should I get
a restraining order?
1269
01:10:00,835 --> 01:10:01,836
Since you keep showing up.
1270
01:10:01,936 --> 01:10:03,971
-Look, please just take it.
1271
01:10:04,072 --> 01:10:05,305
I know you don't believe me,
but maybe
1272
01:10:05,405 --> 01:10:08,408
if you saw it for yourself,
it's a security camera.
1273
01:10:08,509 --> 01:10:10,444
-You mean, so I can see you
coming beforehand,
1274
01:10:10,545 --> 01:10:12,379
so I can throw water balloons
filled with acid
1275
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:14,314
out my window at you.
1276
01:10:14,414 --> 01:10:16,851
Great idea. Super thoughtful.
-Okay, fine.
1277
01:10:16,951 --> 01:10:18,986
You know what, you win.
1278
01:10:19,087 --> 01:10:21,022
I'm here if you decide
you need me,
1279
01:10:21,122 --> 01:10:22,890
but I refuse to
keep torturing myself.
1280
01:10:24,357 --> 01:10:28,495
Bye.
1281
01:11:03,831 --> 01:11:09,637
- Wow!
Super attitude. Yeah!
1282
01:11:09,737 --> 01:11:11,606
Spark on!
1283
01:12:00,922 --> 01:12:06,127
-Hi, I'm Molly.
And this is me. Recording.
1284
01:12:15,870 --> 01:12:17,538
Son of a--,
where'd I leave my guitar?
1285
01:12:20,107 --> 01:12:22,877
I just know I had my sunglasses
in here somewhere.
1286
01:12:24,245 --> 01:12:29,349
Oh, I'm out of ciggies! Gigi
must've nicked the last one.
1287
01:12:29,449 --> 01:12:31,819
Don't forget to erase this
in the morning.
1288
01:12:50,238 --> 01:12:51,772
-Please.
1289
01:13:26,307 --> 01:13:29,644
-Thinner. thicker.
1290
01:13:29,744 --> 01:13:33,381
Thinner in the middle.
thick on the edge.
1291
01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:35,549
This is called a deep dish,
Boy-O.
1292
01:13:35,650 --> 01:13:38,352
But I do like a deep dish ass.
1293
01:13:38,451 --> 01:13:41,255
Come on, Conrad,
sing with me.
1294
01:13:41,355 --> 01:13:44,025
Sing with me.
1295
01:13:51,732 --> 01:13:53,868
Forget the singing,
back to pizza.
1296
01:13:55,903 --> 01:13:57,772
Yeah, even thinner.
1297
01:14:01,375 --> 01:14:03,177
Nice work, steel wool.
1298
01:14:21,929 --> 01:14:25,766
I'm so sorry, Conrad.
You were right.
1299
01:14:25,866 --> 01:14:27,234
Can we talk?
1300
01:14:36,644 --> 01:14:40,948
-New assistant chef,
starting next week.
1301
01:14:45,186 --> 01:14:46,954
-Yes!
1302
01:14:55,529 --> 01:14:56,664
-I did it, Conrad.
1303
01:15:04,138 --> 01:15:06,774
Son of a--,
where'd I leave my guitar?
1304
01:15:06,874 --> 01:15:09,810
I just know I had my sunglasses
in here somewhere.
1305
01:15:09,910 --> 01:15:14,815
Oh, I'm out of ciggies! Gigi
must've nicked the last one.
1306
01:15:14,915 --> 01:15:17,818
Don't forget to erase this
in the morning.
1307
01:15:17,918 --> 01:15:23,224
-All the unaccounted-for time,
shopping,
1308
01:15:23,324 --> 01:15:25,426
now it all makes sense.
1309
01:15:25,526 --> 01:15:27,862
I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
1310
01:15:29,630 --> 01:15:31,999
-I'm sorry that I wasn't
honest with you about Paul.
1311
01:15:32,099 --> 01:15:35,836
I wanted to help. I did.
1312
01:15:35,936 --> 01:15:38,139
But I didn't know how.
So I panicked and I--
1313
01:15:38,239 --> 01:15:40,574
-I started seeing him yesterday.
1314
01:15:49,784 --> 01:15:52,420
-Hey, this is a good thing.
1315
01:15:59,326 --> 01:16:00,661
-I'm sorry.
1316
01:16:15,576 --> 01:16:19,013
-Man, you're having
the spirits at home too?
1317
01:16:19,113 --> 01:16:21,382
Molly and Sarah
tell you you're hard-core.
1318
01:16:21,482 --> 01:16:22,683
-Spirits?
1319
01:16:22,783 --> 01:16:24,652
-That's what they put
in cocktails in Europe.
1320
01:16:24,752 --> 01:16:25,920
I've been away too long.
1321
01:16:26,020 --> 01:16:29,490
-Actually thought she was
possessed for a minute.
1322
01:16:29,590 --> 01:16:30,791
I just hoped I haven't
make things worse.
1323
01:16:30,891 --> 01:16:32,960
-No, man.
You did the right thing.
1324
01:16:33,060 --> 01:16:35,830
No! No way does God just
roll up out of the sky
1325
01:16:35,930 --> 01:16:38,499
and just blast
my damn magical armor?
1326
01:16:38,599 --> 01:16:40,701
All right, coat myself
in fairy dust
1327
01:16:40,801 --> 01:16:45,139
and eat a long sword mofo.
1328
01:16:45,239 --> 01:16:49,076
-She's been seeing Paul
for a few weeks now, so maybe.
1329
01:16:49,176 --> 01:16:50,778
-You cool with Silk
being the real one?
1330
01:16:50,878 --> 01:16:52,246
-Yeah.
1331
01:16:53,814 --> 01:16:58,152
-Agh! Killed by a slap of gold,
the story of my life.
1332
01:16:58,252 --> 01:17:00,788
-They're not called the real
one, they hate that.
1333
01:17:00,888 --> 01:17:03,324
It's actually
"host of the system."
1334
01:17:03,424 --> 01:17:05,659
-Right.
1335
01:17:05,759 --> 01:17:07,361
-Yes. Next level.
1336
01:17:07,461 --> 01:17:09,964
-I hate you. I hate you.
1337
01:17:10,064 --> 01:17:12,099
Well, if she's
as talented as you say,
1338
01:17:12,199 --> 01:17:13,734
maybe when she's on
the straight and narrow,
1339
01:17:13,834 --> 01:17:15,870
she can come play with us.
1340
01:17:15,970 --> 01:17:18,573
-I only have two controllers,
I need to get another one.
1341
01:17:18,672 --> 01:17:20,575
-Dude, as a singer.
I need a singer now
1342
01:17:20,674 --> 01:17:21,976
that Jane is gone?
1343
01:17:22,076 --> 01:17:23,444
-Oh!
-Yeah.
1344
01:17:23,545 --> 01:17:25,580
-Oh, I get it.
I failed my audition.
1345
01:17:25,679 --> 01:17:27,148
Okay, I'm fine.
1346
01:17:27,248 --> 01:17:29,783
-Dude, first of all,
you're not a singer.
1347
01:17:29,884 --> 01:17:32,521
Second of all,
you got a good thing going on
1348
01:17:32,621 --> 01:17:34,855
at the restaurant,
be grateful.
1349
01:17:34,955 --> 01:17:37,324
This musician's life
is not for everybody.
1350
01:17:37,424 --> 01:17:40,828
Staying in lousy hotels,
no sleep, bad for relationships.
1351
01:17:40,928 --> 01:17:43,697
Like we all want to be
Kendrick or Legend or.
1352
01:17:43,797 --> 01:17:47,801
the Spice Girls.
1353
01:17:47,902 --> 01:17:49,837
-So many of us are never that.
1354
01:17:50,971 --> 01:17:52,072
But that means
that I still want to meet
1355
01:17:52,173 --> 01:17:54,141
your rocker-et cetera
girlfriend.
1356
01:17:54,241 --> 01:17:55,776
-Why don't you come
meet her tonight?
1357
01:17:55,876 --> 01:17:58,112
I'm making her dinner
as soon as I get off my shift.
1358
01:17:58,212 --> 01:18:00,214
It's my first day
as assistant chef.
1359
01:18:00,314 --> 01:18:02,716
-Okay.
1360
01:18:02,816 --> 01:18:05,554
will never turn down
free food, let's go.
1361
01:18:05,654 --> 01:18:06,687
-All right.
-Dial me back in.
1362
01:18:06,787 --> 01:18:08,822
Got it.
1363
01:18:08,923 --> 01:18:10,791
I was finally
meeting Silk in person,
1364
01:18:10,891 --> 01:18:13,227
and I won't lie,
I was a little nervous.
1365
01:18:13,327 --> 01:18:15,362
But Conrad assured me
she'd been doing great.
1366
01:18:15,462 --> 01:18:18,567
However, nothing could have
prepared me for that dinner.
1367
01:18:18,667 --> 01:18:21,268
Evening, kids.
1368
01:18:21,368 --> 01:18:24,171
Congratulations on your
first time cooking with Regina.
1369
01:18:24,271 --> 01:18:26,740
I hope we all survive.
1370
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:27,775
-Will, this is Molly.
1371
01:18:27,875 --> 01:18:29,511
-Nice to meet you.
-Hey.
1372
01:18:29,611 --> 01:18:31,845
-I thought I was meeting Silk.
1373
01:18:31,946 --> 01:18:34,683
-Well, Silk was here
but then she--
1374
01:18:34,782 --> 01:18:36,183
-Dude, what the hell
we doing in this joint?
1375
01:18:36,283 --> 01:18:37,652
Who's this bitch?
1376
01:18:37,751 --> 01:18:39,086
-Who the hell are you?
Hi, I'm Will.
1377
01:18:39,186 --> 01:18:41,255
-Silk. Pleasure to meet you,
jerk-off.
1378
01:18:41,355 --> 01:18:45,059
I like this one, she's awesome.
1379
01:18:45,159 --> 01:18:47,861
I hear you are in a band?
Killer singer.
1380
01:18:47,962 --> 01:18:49,330
-Yep, I'm a songwriter too.
1381
01:18:49,430 --> 01:18:52,399
-Oh, okay. Well, you know,
we just lost our lead singer,
1382
01:18:52,499 --> 01:18:54,235
so maybe
you could join the band.
1383
01:18:54,335 --> 01:18:56,003
What'd you think? Huh?
1384
01:18:59,541 --> 01:19:01,175
-Hey, mate.
1385
01:19:01,275 --> 01:19:02,243
-Is this still Silk?
1386
01:19:02,343 --> 01:19:05,479
-No, that's Sarah, lesbian.
1387
01:19:05,580 --> 01:19:06,914
-That's weird.
1388
01:19:07,014 --> 01:19:08,215
-You have a problem
with gay women?
1389
01:19:08,315 --> 01:19:10,652
-No! No. No.
1390
01:19:10,751 --> 01:19:13,588
-No. Why?
-You left these on the counter.
1391
01:19:13,688 --> 01:19:15,557
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
1392
01:19:15,657 --> 01:19:17,358
-Hey, babe.
Ready to blow this joint?
1393
01:19:17,458 --> 01:19:18,459
-Sure, babe.
1394
01:19:24,932 --> 01:19:26,300
Let's go, sexy.
1395
01:19:27,535 --> 01:19:29,370
I think I'm missing
a joke in there somewhere.
1396
01:19:29,470 --> 01:19:31,740
But, all right.
1397
01:19:31,839 --> 01:19:35,075
-Sorry, Sarah, but we're
trying to talk to Silk.
1398
01:19:35,175 --> 01:19:36,243
-She's busy.
1399
01:19:36,343 --> 01:19:37,378
-Doing what, exactly?
1400
01:19:37,478 --> 01:19:40,749
Cleaning the blinds upstairs?
Getting a massage?
1401
01:19:40,848 --> 01:19:42,383
-Maybe you should mind
your own business,
1402
01:19:42,483 --> 01:19:43,551
goddamn pencil dick.
1403
01:19:43,652 --> 01:19:46,521
-Oh, what's happening now?
1404
01:19:46,621 --> 01:19:49,390
-Rita. We don't mean Silk
any harm.
1405
01:19:49,490 --> 01:19:51,058
We just wanted to.
1406
01:19:51,158 --> 01:19:52,393
-Wanted what?
1407
01:19:52,493 --> 01:19:55,062
-Uh-huh! Out, demon lady, out.
1408
01:19:55,162 --> 01:19:59,266
Andale shaka, topaca,
Beyonce and Baraka,
1409
01:19:59,366 --> 01:20:01,770
in the name of Jesus.
1410
01:20:01,869 --> 01:20:03,437
Huh! That's what I thought.
1411
01:20:03,538 --> 01:20:06,708
See, you gotta be forceful with
these negative entities, Conrad.
1412
01:20:06,807 --> 01:20:08,442
-You thought what, jackass?
1413
01:20:08,543 --> 01:20:10,477
-Hey, a little help.
1414
01:20:10,578 --> 01:20:12,413
-Okay, you did just try
to exorcise my girlfriend,
1415
01:20:12,514 --> 01:20:13,947
so I'm on her side.
1416
01:20:14,048 --> 01:20:15,816
-You know what, Silk and I
could talk another time.
1417
01:20:15,916 --> 01:20:20,321
- Nice meeting you, Conrad.
- Wow!
1418
01:20:22,423 --> 01:20:24,659
-You had every right
to defend yourself.
1419
01:20:24,759 --> 01:20:28,128
He had it coming.
Besides, he's a Buddhist.
1420
01:20:28,228 --> 01:20:29,597
I don't know
what he was thinking.
1421
01:20:31,865 --> 01:20:35,169
-You really do care,
don't you?
1422
01:20:35,269 --> 01:20:40,742
-I do. I care about you.
As. whoever you are.
1423
01:20:40,841 --> 01:20:45,613
Silk, Vanessa, Molly, Sarah.
1424
01:20:45,714 --> 01:20:48,148
Okay, maybe not Rita.
1425
01:20:48,248 --> 01:20:52,687
But only because she's kind of
rude and bossy and controlling,
1426
01:20:52,787 --> 01:20:54,689
but hey, I'm sure
she's a lovely person.
1427
01:20:54,789 --> 01:20:56,023
-We had a rose system.
1428
01:20:56,123 --> 01:20:57,991
Most systems
give themselves a name,
1429
01:20:58,092 --> 01:21:00,427
and we all like rose gold, so.
1430
01:21:01,862 --> 01:21:05,032
-Sarah? Are you feeling
all right?
1431
01:21:05,132 --> 01:21:06,166
Hey.
1432
01:21:12,574 --> 01:21:15,175
-Where am I?
1433
01:21:15,275 --> 01:21:16,544
-In a restaurant.
1434
01:21:17,846 --> 01:21:21,516
Hi. My name's Conrad.
1435
01:21:21,616 --> 01:21:25,452
-Maxine. Max for short.
1436
01:21:25,553 --> 01:21:32,694
-Do you know who Silk is?
Vanessa, Sarah, Molly, Rita?
1437
01:21:32,794 --> 01:21:37,364
-I know they're all me, but
I haven't been out in decades.
1438
01:21:39,166 --> 01:21:43,170
I remember when I was seven,
but everything else feels like
1439
01:21:43,270 --> 01:21:47,241
I was watching life
from behind a glass wall.
1440
01:21:47,341 --> 01:21:49,811
-Now I get your obsession
with the number seven.
1441
01:21:49,910 --> 01:21:52,246
Your birth name was Maxine,
1442
01:21:52,346 --> 01:21:56,450
then Maxine went dormant
and Silk took over?
1443
01:21:56,551 --> 01:22:02,557
-Silk was next, yeah.
Or, so they told me.
1444
01:22:02,657 --> 01:22:05,527
I trust you, right?
1445
01:22:05,627 --> 01:22:07,961
-Yeah, you do.
1446
01:22:08,061 --> 01:22:11,599
-Can you tell me more
about them?
1447
01:22:11,699 --> 01:22:13,167
-You want to be impulsive?
1448
01:22:15,302 --> 01:22:19,173
Silk is an amazing singer
and her band members love her.
1449
01:22:19,273 --> 01:22:22,510
Wears a lot of makeup
to look cool and badass,
1450
01:22:22,610 --> 01:22:25,547
but she doesn't have to wear
any at all to be beautiful.
1451
01:22:25,647 --> 01:22:26,881
-Tell me more.
1452
01:22:26,980 --> 01:22:32,152
-Well, Molly is a video blogger,
she's a vegetarian.
1453
01:22:32,252 --> 01:22:36,023
She mostly reviews makeup
but there are some outliers.
1454
01:22:36,123 --> 01:22:40,961
She is snarky, she is fun,
and she hates driving.
1455
01:22:41,061 --> 01:22:44,498
Although ironically,
she loves Grand Theft Auto.
1456
01:22:44,599 --> 01:22:45,934
-Hates driving?
1457
01:22:46,033 --> 01:22:48,135
How the heck can you live in LA
and hate driving?
1458
01:22:48,235 --> 01:22:52,306
-Well, Vanessa loves barbecue
and is an amazing chef.
1459
01:22:52,406 --> 01:22:54,943
She also loves animals
although she does eat them,
1460
01:22:55,042 --> 01:22:57,978
but no judgment.
She has great legs.
1461
01:23:00,247 --> 01:23:02,349
And even though
Sarah is a lesbian,
1462
01:23:02,449 --> 01:23:07,120
and no way interested in me,
she is a kind and generous soul,
1463
01:23:07,221 --> 01:23:09,791
and she really helped with
being able to talk to.
1464
01:23:09,891 --> 01:23:12,359
well, all of you.
-Then, thank you, Sarah.
1465
01:23:12,459 --> 01:23:13,761
-Yeah.
1466
01:23:26,039 --> 01:23:27,775
I think I'm in love with you.
1467
01:23:33,313 --> 01:23:34,481
-Me too.
1468
01:23:40,020 --> 01:23:41,990
I have so many memories
from my past
1469
01:23:42,089 --> 01:23:44,792
that I can't even access.
1470
01:23:44,893 --> 01:23:46,493
-Look.
1471
01:23:46,594 --> 01:23:48,462
I know what it's like
to start over.
1472
01:23:48,563 --> 01:23:51,966
My parents split when I was 12,
and my dad moved away.
1473
01:23:52,065 --> 01:23:55,803
I. felt like I didn't know
who I was anymore.
1474
01:23:55,904 --> 01:23:58,205
And I didn't like myself
because he left.
1475
01:23:58,305 --> 01:24:00,307
I felt like he left
because of me.
1476
01:24:00,407 --> 01:24:02,877
-My parents traveled a lot
but they'd leave me
1477
01:24:02,977 --> 01:24:05,914
with my grandparents
when they went away.
1478
01:24:06,014 --> 01:24:07,782
-Is that when Silk showed up?
1479
01:24:07,882 --> 01:24:09,517
-I think they were always there.
1480
01:24:11,451 --> 01:24:13,521
I'm still trying to
understand myself.
1481
01:24:15,690 --> 01:24:21,328
but I guess. I wanted to
keep the scary parts away.
1482
01:24:21,428 --> 01:24:24,699
And that. caused them
to fracture.
1483
01:24:27,969 --> 01:24:29,938
They had walls between them.
1484
01:24:30,038 --> 01:24:35,543
And then one alter
became two and then three.
1485
01:24:36,711 --> 01:24:39,413
-A pizza analogy.
1486
01:24:39,514 --> 01:24:42,115
DID for dummies.
1487
01:24:42,215 --> 01:24:45,853
-I'm sorry
I'm so much trouble.
1488
01:24:45,954 --> 01:24:50,959
-No. Hey, by diving
into your shadows,
1489
01:24:51,059 --> 01:24:53,661
I had to look at my own.
1490
01:24:53,761 --> 01:24:56,196
Started when my dad left.
1491
01:24:56,296 --> 01:24:58,398
I'd line up my albums
and categorize them
1492
01:24:58,498 --> 01:25:04,104
by genre and year
and color and label.
1493
01:25:04,204 --> 01:25:07,140
I had a spreadsheet
of every battery in the house,
1494
01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:09,142
where it was,
and its charge level.
1495
01:25:09,242 --> 01:25:11,211
I'd brush my teeth
five times a day
1496
01:25:11,311 --> 01:25:13,748
with five different
toothbrushes.
1497
01:25:13,848 --> 01:25:15,917
It's weird, I know.
1498
01:25:16,017 --> 01:25:17,852
-At least
you remember doing it.
1499
01:25:20,187 --> 01:25:21,455
-I have OCD.
1500
01:25:27,194 --> 01:25:29,564
-I noticed.
1501
01:25:48,448 --> 01:25:52,486
-Yeah, no, I'm meeting with
Paul and Maxine right now.
1502
01:25:52,587 --> 01:25:53,955
As you said, it was
totally the right call,
1503
01:25:54,055 --> 01:25:57,424
and hey, I'm really looking
forward to meeting your girl.
1504
01:25:57,525 --> 01:25:58,660
Cool.
1505
01:26:06,299 --> 01:26:07,835
-I got you a present.
1506
01:26:14,542 --> 01:26:16,878
-Mm-mm.
1507
01:26:16,978 --> 01:26:20,014
Maxine has a few things she'd
like to share with you, Conrad.
1508
01:26:21,214 --> 01:26:23,316
-You ready?
1509
01:26:23,417 --> 01:26:25,586
-I have to go away.
1510
01:26:25,687 --> 01:26:28,756
-Go where?
I can give you a ride
1511
01:26:28,856 --> 01:26:31,859
since I know you don't
always like to drive.
1512
01:26:31,959 --> 01:26:34,762
-No, I mean, home to Michigan.
1513
01:26:34,862 --> 01:26:37,865
I need to talk to my family,
tell them what happened.
1514
01:26:37,965 --> 01:26:39,834
They never knew.
1515
01:26:39,934 --> 01:26:42,103
-Let me come with you.
1516
01:26:42,202 --> 01:26:45,707
-I'm sorry, Conrad.
You've been amazing.
1517
01:26:45,807 --> 01:26:48,042
But I need to
figure this out on my own.
1518
01:26:48,142 --> 01:26:50,178
I have a whole life
ahead of me now.
1519
01:26:50,277 --> 01:26:52,547
Understanding them.
1520
01:26:52,647 --> 01:26:55,449
-I know. I.
I mean, it's great.
1521
01:26:55,550 --> 01:26:57,151
I mean, you have Paul here
helping you to manage.
1522
01:26:57,250 --> 01:26:58,619
And you have me,
1523
01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:02,790
and you really expanded my mind
and helped me too. I mean--
1524
01:27:02,890 --> 01:27:04,324
-I need to know who me is
1525
01:27:04,424 --> 01:27:07,562
before I can lose myself
in someone else.
1526
01:27:07,662 --> 01:27:11,165
-Hey. I won't let you get lost.
I'll get you
1527
01:27:11,264 --> 01:27:13,400
a little lost and found tag
and everything.
1528
01:27:17,437 --> 01:27:21,676
-You've helped me a lot.
And for that, I'm grateful.
1529
01:27:21,776 --> 01:27:23,211
But.
1530
01:27:23,310 --> 01:27:24,545
-What she's trying
to tell you, Conrad,
1531
01:27:24,645 --> 01:27:27,515
is that she needs her own time.
1532
01:27:31,953 --> 01:27:33,621
-Two against one, huh?
1533
01:27:35,255 --> 01:27:38,059
-It's not that
she doesn't care about you.
1534
01:27:38,159 --> 01:27:40,360
You've been there for her
in a very big way.
1535
01:27:46,299 --> 01:27:48,268
-I'm not going to win this one,
will I?
1536
01:27:50,138 --> 01:27:54,274
I get it. I love you.
1537
01:27:55,710 --> 01:27:57,277
And I want what's best
for you to be happy.
1538
01:27:57,377 --> 01:28:02,016
Just. please don't erase me.
1539
01:28:37,417 --> 01:28:39,086
-To heartbreakers.
1540
01:28:43,758 --> 01:28:46,093
If it isn't
the love of my life.
1541
01:28:48,395 --> 01:28:50,031
Conrad, meet my new lady.
1542
01:28:50,131 --> 01:28:51,632
-What?
1543
01:28:51,732 --> 01:28:53,868
-I took a chance
and asked Kristen out.
1544
01:28:53,968 --> 01:28:54,836
She said yes.
1545
01:28:54,936 --> 01:28:56,904
-I told him
I thought you were hotter,
1546
01:28:57,004 --> 01:28:59,207
but you were taken.
1547
01:28:59,307 --> 01:29:00,641
-I'm available now, actually.
1548
01:29:00,741 --> 01:29:05,279
-Okay, all right, all right.
So how's the chef thing going?
1549
01:29:05,378 --> 01:29:08,282
-I gotta go, babe.
-Bye, baby.
1550
01:29:08,381 --> 01:29:11,384
-You know, Tommy's been
really happy with me.
1551
01:29:11,484 --> 01:29:14,454
I get to be a full-time cook
by the end of next month.
1552
01:29:14,555 --> 01:29:19,227
-Okay! You go, boy.
That's what I'm talking about.
1553
01:29:19,327 --> 01:29:20,661
You're not gonna
have time for women
1554
01:29:20,761 --> 01:29:24,298
because you're going to be
up to your elbows in dough.
1555
01:29:26,133 --> 01:29:28,035
No applause, please,
no applause.
1556
01:29:28,135 --> 01:29:30,370
I'll be here all night.
1557
01:29:30,470 --> 01:29:32,840
-I miss her, man.
I really do.
1558
01:29:32,940 --> 01:29:35,309
-That stuff was so good
that you showed me.
1559
01:29:35,408 --> 01:29:37,845
She would've been great
in the band, man.
1560
01:29:37,945 --> 01:29:41,983
-Hmm. Well, to Silk.
1561
01:29:43,517 --> 01:29:48,055
-And Molly.
And Vanessa, and Sarah.
1562
01:29:48,155 --> 01:29:50,691
-Rita.
-No, screw her.
1563
01:29:50,791 --> 01:29:52,660
Hell no.
1564
01:29:52,760 --> 01:29:53,895
-To Maxine.
1565
01:29:53,995 --> 01:29:55,763
-Yeah, to Maxine.
1566
01:30:00,868 --> 01:30:05,373
-You know, Paul's been great.
I'm down to one toothbrush.
1567
01:30:05,472 --> 01:30:07,341
Can't seem to choose
which color, though.
1568
01:30:08,776 --> 01:30:10,077
Old-fashioned, please.
1569
01:30:10,177 --> 01:30:11,212
Bourbon or wine?
1570
01:30:11,312 --> 01:30:13,614
Bourbon.
You can keep it open.
1571
01:30:13,714 --> 01:30:15,349
We're only doing
cash at the moment.
1572
01:30:15,448 --> 01:30:16,617
I don't have any cash on me.
1573
01:30:16,717 --> 01:30:18,920
- It's okay.
There's an ATM in the back.
1574
01:30:19,020 --> 01:30:21,421
Oh, okay.
I'll be right back.
1575
01:30:21,522 --> 01:30:23,456
-You know what,
don't worry about it, please.
1576
01:30:23,557 --> 01:30:25,927
It's on me.
- Thank you so much.
1577
01:30:26,027 --> 01:30:29,397
I'm Melinda.
And the generous gentleman is?
1578
01:30:29,496 --> 01:30:32,733
-I'm Conrad, I'm the chef.
1579
01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:35,202
How ironic.
I'm a food writer.
1580
01:30:35,303 --> 01:30:37,905
Oh, you think I'm gonna
tell you who that is?
1581
01:30:38,005 --> 01:30:39,607
So, what do you cook, Conrad?
1582
01:30:39,707 --> 01:30:42,376
Hell no,
that's for the sequel.
110331