All language subtitles for Kieler Street - S01E01.en

I forgot my wallet.

What? No, I just forgot my wallet.

I just forgot my wallet.

Jonas?

- Jonas?
- Hi.

Weren't you getting
ice cubes and hot dog buns?

- I forgot my wallet.
- Oh no.

- Maybe you should change your shirt?
- People can handle a bit of sweat.

If you're lucky, the queue will
disperse when you enter the store.

That would've been good.

- There, found it.
- What?

I found it. It was on the kitchen counter.

Sofie, take these
and put some on each table.

Sure.

- My girl...
- I love you.

What?

I love you, too.

- Are you two doing better?
- I think so.

She apologized. And she even
gave me a hug, that was crazy.

Look at her.

The table is looking really nice.

It matches the dress and the tablecloth.

- I don't know my I'm so stressed.
- It's just a bit much for the both of us.

It's just a barbeque,
nothing to worry about.

Salty man.

Hurry. The guests will be here at seven.

- Now I'm stressing again.
- No, it's fine.

Okay.

Here we go.

KIELER STREET

NINE HOURS EARLIER

Radio Slusvik, with Torstein and Lissi.

It's a quarter past eight.
You're listening to Breakfast Mix...

The forecast said it might rain,
but it doesn't look like it.

- Should we do disposable plates?
- Yeah, sure.

Or maybe eco-friendly people
will think it's bad?

- No, we're doing disposable plates.
- You sure? Okay, fine.

- Disposable plates...
- Hello.

Jonas, what about drinks? Beer, wine.

- Do you think we need that?
- Yes, we do.

Is that okay with you?
All right, I'll go to the liquor store.

- Could you buy some rat poison, too?
- Why? Do we have rats?

We can give it to Kasper.
Don't you agree, Sofie?

- Yeah.
- Good.

- I'm writing down rat poison.
- Or we can buy a bucket to drown him in.

There's a lot of hassle with a dead cat.

Sofie, can you put the phone away
for two seconds?

- One, two...
- Thank you.

Excuse me! What the fuck?
I have the right to some privacy.

We're having a nice
breakfast together, as a family.

- It's like prison.
- You don't know anything about prison.

And you do?

Hey, what's so important?
"Instagrams"?

- What did you say?
- What's it called?

- Are you "instagramsing"?
- "Instagramsing"?

- Stop talking.
- What's that smell?

It's the cat!

He has a stomach problem.

- It's a serious stomach problem.
- No.

- Jesus...
- Poor thing.

- Don't listen to them.
- But it's true.

- Stop it.
- Kasper is a farting cat.

Are you beefing?

- What?
- Are you beefing, Jonas?

I don't know what that means.
Is it something from Instagram?

I'll write it down.
How many beefs do you want?

A lot of people have it.
It's like a trend.

- Oh, look.
- I see we've had some more surgery.

What do you mean by that?

She always has
the same facial expression. It's like:

"I won a hundred million in the lottery."

Or: "Oh no, I've only got
45 minutes left to live."

- Maybe she thinks no one sees it?
- I don't know.

- Someone should tell her.
- No, we can't do that.

It's none of our business.

- Then why are we talking about it?
- It's just a bit of fun.

A bit of fun? You guys are evil.

- We're evil? No, were not.
- You are. Hundred per cent.

- Bye.
- Bye, have a nice day.

- Okay, who's going in first today?
- I'll go first.

- Okay, I'll wait.
- Great. Bye.

- Are you going to a meeting?
- Yes.

Good. I'm proud of you.
Don't forget the shopping.

- You've got the list?
- Yeah.

- See you later.
- Bye.

I've been sober for 124 days.

First and foremost, this is about trust.

If it weren't for good friends

and people who have been there for me...

God knows.

I probably would've
relapsed pretty quickly.

The hard part is when you start doubting.

When you feel like
you can't trust people, or yourself.

It makes you feel small.

But I'm doing okay.

As long as I know I'm worth something,

and that I deserve forgiveness
for what I've done.

Very good, as always, Geir.

We're here for you.

Does anyone else want to share?

- Jonas?
- No, I'll do it next time.

Did I mention my new business?

Yes. Insurance business
isn't booming?

There's always something better.

If we get this up and running,
the money will come pouring in.

This can change everything.

I'm not sure I want things to change.

- You always say that.
- It's true, I'm doing well.

You really believe that?
This is the life you want?

This?

What did you move away from,
if you think this is so great?

Bye, see you around.

Let me tell you more
about the thing later.

- Sure.
- I'll show you something.

- It will blow your mind!
- Bye!

Your job is to make your employees
do their best. Preferably better.

- Do you like this job?
- Yes, I love it. Seriously, I do.

I want you to utilize a few tools.
Be aggressive. Be ambitious.

Dare to be an asshole.
Don't shy away from conflicts.

Don't you want to get promoted
from assistant manager?

If you play your cards right,
you'll have my job someday.

We've got work to do.
Get behind the counter.

It's okay that I leave
early today, right?

Early?

We talked about me leaving early.
We have our annual barbeque.

Elin's all stressed out.
I have to help her.

Really?

No, I've got tickets to Jørn Hoel.

- What?
- There's a Jørn Hoel concert.

- But...
- You're closing up today. That's that.

The philosopher Hobbes believed
all civilized people have discarded

their primal needs and rights
to be subjected to a totalitarian regime,

where the government defines
what's right and wrong.

What does he mean by that?
Okay, Miriam.

"Life in its natural state
would be nasty, brutish, and short."

Kind of like Victor.

Niklas, stop it, or you're
going to the principal's office.

Okay? Do we understand each other?

Does anyone else have any jokes?

No? Okay.

So, what did Hobbes mean?

Miriam.

That humans are animals.

But we've subjected ourselves to
society's rules and let go of who we are.

- So what are we?
- I don't know. Just animals?

- Are we just mammals?
- I think we're a lot like animals.

Nothing separates us from them?

We've got cities, but so do ants.
They build mounds.

That's correct. We have similar ways
of building societies.

And our families are also quite similar.

But Hobbes believed
we needed a government system

to give us laws and regulations,
so that we behave better.

Are you all in favour
of a system of government?

I'm sure it's got both advantages
and disadvantages.

- What are you looking at?
- Nothing.

- Can I see your phone?
- Why?

- Because I want to.
- No.

- Sofie, let me see your phone.
- No.

- Why not?
- It's my phone.

- Let me see!
- No.

- Sofie, just let me see it.
- Fine.

- If I get half.
- Of what?

The money you stole.
I'll keep quiet and delete the pictures.

You're a snitch?
What's your deal?

- I'm not a thief.
- Your mother is a real bitch.

I see where you get it from.
That's why no one likes you.

Sofie, give me your fucking phone!

What the fuck?

Hey!

You guys!
Sofie, what's going on?

Sofie, stop it!

Hi. I thought you left.
Won't you miss your flight?

I'm waiting for the carpenters.

They went to buy some stuff,
but they're not back yet.

- I'll talk to them.
- Good. Have you been to the meeting?

- Yes.
- Good.

It's a mess in there,
so please tell them to clean it up.

There's a meat loaf in the microwave.
Heat it for five minutes.

Okay.

See you.

- On Monday?
- Sunday.

Yes!

Jonas Schulman.

This doesn't add up.

Fucking hell.

Who are you?

J, O, N, A, S. Jonas.

Thank you, Jonas!

- She tried to take my phone!
- Then go to the principal!

The principle? For fuck's sake.

So the teacher's daughter
should go there like a snitch...

- Do you know how that looks?
- You're being very childish.

You're ruining my life.

I'm ruining your life? How? Explain.

- You're watching me.
- I do not.

Yes, you do!
You treat me like a child!

- I'll stop it when you stop...
- "Behaving like a child".

Can you stop saying that?
You're saying it all the time.

You're like a robot.
Always so proper and correct.

You're not as perfect as you think,
despite your efforts.

You're a terrible person, too.

No wonder my father left you.

What did you say?

I said...
No wonder my father left you.

Go to your room.

Fine.

Hi, Kasper.

Hi. Are you in pain?

Does your stomach hurt?

- Hi.
- Hi. What's up?

Sofie got in a fight today.

The cat sheds so much.

Sofie got in a fight?

Yes, she says Elisabeth attacked her.

- Elisabeth? From the Kjeldsen family?
- Yes.

Do you think...
He's been like that all day.

Something's wrong with that cat's stomach.

- Do you think it's serious?
- We can't have guests with him here.

- Should I take him to Henriette?
- No, we've got so much to do...

The guests won't be here for hours,
don't worry. It'll be fine. Okay?

- Maybe that's a good idea.
- I think so.

- You sure?
- I'm sure.

- Great, thanks.
- Anything else?

Could you buy hot dog buns and ice cubes?
I forgot to put it on the list.

- And those chairs at Geir's.
- Sure. Anything else?

Ten million kroner
and a house in Marbella.

It looks like he's got
an abdominal infection.

Oh, okay.

I'll give you some medication.

One injection every four hours
three times a day for seven days.

Insert it in the mouth here.

This tastes like liver,
so it should be fine.

Rough day?

No, I'm just a bit stressed. It's fine.

Jonas, you can always
come to me if you need to.

- Always.
- Thank you.

Have you got ice cubes?

In the freezer over there.

Hi.

- Hey, did you grab those from there?
- Yeah, they were just lying there.

They're mine.

- Yours?
- Yes.

- Did you pay for them?
- No, but I put them there.

Just go get some more.

Come on. Those were the last ones.

- They probably have more in the back.
- Not hot dog buns.

Right...
You could try a different shop?

I've been to other shops.
Everyone's sold out.

Really?
There are no more hot dog buns in town?

- I was first, I need them.
- That's crazy.

- Hot today, right?
- Nice and hot.

What are you watching?

Fuck!

It's okay, it's okay.

Calm down.

- Here you go. I've got more.
- No, this is fine. Thank you.

You don't have any hot dog buns?
Hot dog buns? No, sorry.

- But I've got drinks.
- What?

- No, not like that. Ginger ale or soda.
- Now?

- I have something I need to show you.
- You can show me at the party.

Okay. In that case,
you can't borrow these.

Geir...

- Okay.
- Great.

- A quick talk.
- Awesome. Five minutes.

- Three minutes.
- Four.

Sorry about the mess,
the carpenters do what they want.

You're getting some help?

Barbara hired them.
I didn't know about it.

- At least you'll get it done.
- I don't know about that.

Are you ready?

- Yes.
- Okay, good.

I'm an insurance agent.
I've got access to journals.

Background checks are part of my job.
I can access medical journals,

employment records, the national register,
where people live and so on.

And by accident... No, that's a lie.

I did a background check
on Nina down the street.

- Nina with the face?
- Yes.

- She's a potential customer.
- Really?

Yes, she is.
So I did a background check.

I didn't find anything from
before she moved here. Strange.

So I thought:
"She's hiding something."

She keeps to herself.
She's just says "hi" and "good morning".

Not everyone wants insurance.

- Like you.
- Yes, for example.

Anyways, I started looking into
people in the neighbourhood.

Especially those
who are difficult to place.

Where are you going with this?

When there's that much
information missing,

it means someone's
trying to hide something.

Many of these people's backgrounds
have inconsistencies and large gaps.

Yours in particular.

- Have you been investigating me?
- No, relax.

I'm just checking what you told me when
you were drunk. Like the story in Sweden.

- What are you talking about?
- You know what I'm talking about.

That story doesn't fit in
with your current life.

I think you're either living
a double life now, or you have done.

Are you finished?
Is this what you wanted to tell me?

Don't you see?
Something's not right.

There are several people here
who aren't who they say they are.

This suggests that they've
changed their identites.

Hey. Come on, Geir.

- Have you gone mad?
- No, seriously. It hasn't.

We can team up and use this information.
All of this.

- For what?
- A lot of things. Money, for instance.

Great. You know what?
I don't have time for this.

- See you later.
- Jonas, wait.

- Come on.
- No.

Just listen.

Listen. Just listen.

- Does Barbara know about this?
- No! You and I are the only ones.

Hey, come on, buddy.

Have you been drinking?

That's got nothing to do with this.

Lie down, sleep it off
and forget this whole stupid thing.

- It's not stupid.
- Yes, it is.

- No, it's not!
- They're conspiracy theories. Forget it.

I've been working on this for months!

I've left no stone unturned,
and I'm so fucking close!

So close to getting somewhere.

Unlike you, staying here
in this hellhole with your crap job.

- I'm happy.
- Are you?

Doing the same shit every day.
Getting yelled at by that stupid Swede.

Buy the same food, wash the same clothes.
Every day is exactly the same.

- Don't you want to move on?
- No.

I love Elin and Sofie.
That's the life I want.

- She's not even your real daughter.
- Shut up!

No, you shut up! Shut up!

Listen to me! I know everything!

Everything!

And I can crush you.

I can crush you. Right, Stefan?

Damn it, Geir.

That's very unfortunate.

Just let go of me. It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- Sorry.
- When is Barbara back?

Sunday.

Okay.

Go into the kitchen
and make yourself a drink.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm sorry, man.

Hey...

Fucking hell.

Fuck!

Fucking idiot.

Fucking idiot.

Fucking knobhead!

Shit.

- Hi!
- Hi.

Where do you want them? The chairs?

- Just put them...
- Where do you want the chairs?

Just leave them right there.
I'll deal with them later.

- What did Henriette say?
- Kasper has an abdominal infection.

- A virus. Seven days...
- Antibiotics? And he'll be fine?

Where did you put
the hot dog buns and the ice cubes?

- They were sold out.
- What? Of both?

What shop was it? Did you go
to the mall? And the gas station?

People buy hot dog buns when it's sunny,
and ice cubes for their drinks!

- Our guests want ice cubes, too!
- You know what?

Please don't get
so stressed out about this.

- What?
- This party doesn't have to be perfect.

- You want me to calm down?
- Yes.

One tip, though. If you'd helped me out,
I wouldn't have been so tense.

I'm sorry. It's my fault.
I'm a bit out of it.

- I'm sorry, too. I'm just stressed.
- No, it's fine.

- Party planning's not my thing.
- No.

I'll go get the hot dog buns
and the ice cubes.

Could you have a quick chat
with Sofie first? She's so moody.

I need her help with this.
You're so good at saying the right thing.

- Jonas? I'm sorry. Really.
- It's fine.

I'm never hosting a party again.

- It's me.
- I don't give a fuck.

I do.

Your mother will kill me
if I can't get you out of here.

- Tough shit.
- Hey... Cat face.

I have things to do,
I can't hang around here all day.

Please? Let's get it over with.

I see you've cleaned your room.

I heard about that fight.

She started it.
What was I supposed to do?

You could have told a teacher.

Jonas, I know it's been a while
since you were young...

But if I had done that,
I'd be a snitch. That's even worse.

Are you thick, or something?

It's not about that. Sometimes,
you need to let things go.

Just leave it.
Don't get all worked up.

What are you looking at?

Nothing. The point is...

You can't solve stuff with violence.

It doesn't work like that.

Right. I'm just...

I'm so sick of everyone telling me...

How to feel, or what I can't do...

- You know.
- I get it. It's hard.

But you can't lose your temper
every time. It doesn't help.

Pick your battles, okay?

Why can't I just fight all the battles,
and beat up anyone who defies me?

It doesn't work.

They'll identify your weaknesses
and find a way to get you.

Save it for the battles that matter.

How do you hold back?

I've been working on
being a better person.

And I remind myself
that violence never solves anything.

Ever.

People will come
to your house to beat you up.

You don't want that, do you?

- Maybe I do want that.
- No, you don't.

You should be happy
you've got a nice, normal life.

"Normal life"...

Like all the other squares
in this shitty, little town.

If you know who you are,
it doesn't matter where you live.

- Jonas. What are you looking at?
- Nothing.

- Guess who I saw walking past here.
- Who?

- Ronald. Wearing these nice, tight jeans.
- He's so hot.

Have you seen those jeans?
They're so bad!

Feeling better? Good.

Your mother loves you.

So do I.

If I were you, I'd apologize.

Shit.

I forgot my wallet.

- Hey.
- Hi. Where are the buns and the ice cubes?

I forgot my wallet.

REMINDER: MEDICINE FOR KASPER

That fucking cat.

There. Come on. Don't be difficult.

That damn medicine. There.

Hey, Kasper! Kasper?

Come here, Kasper!

Here, kitty! Kasper...

That fucking cat!

- Any hot dog buns?
- No. But you know what?

We've got sliced bread.

If you wrap a slice around the sausage,
it's just like a hot dog bun.

Where have you been!
Hot dog buns?

- Those aren't hot dog buns.
- Yes. You just wrap them...

- You're joking. It's going to look weird.
- It'll be fine.

Okay. Kasper?

Henriette wanted to keep him
there overnight for observation.

- But he's going to be okay?
- Yes. Healthy as a horse.

Look at you!

Is that a new shirt?
And a new hairstyle?

I think everyone's here.
Except Geir, I haven't seen him.

- No, he wasn't feeling well.
- Oh no, what a shame.

He was really looking forward to it.

What is it?

I love you.

I love you, too.

- Okay.
- Right. Go mingle. Yeah?

Say hello to our new neighbour.
He brought hot dog buns. Great guy.

William, this is Jonas.

Oh no, it's starting to rain.

- Jonas.
- William.

- I just need to get something...
- Sure.

- This is a bit awkward.
- Don't worry about it.

- You sure?
- Absolutely. Don't worry about it.

Hi, there.

I thought maybe you were
this lame guy going to Sweden.

- Okay?
- You didn't look like you live here.

- Neither do you.
- Really?

- But we're good, right?
- Just forget about it. It's fine.

- Hi!
- Hi. This is so nice.

- Sitting here in the rain?
- You're a forgiving guy.

I like that.

- What's that?
- A forgiving guy.

- Do you want a..?
- No, I'm taking it easy.

Want to see a trick? Watch this.

Okay. Wow!

Consider it a peace offering.

Fuck it.

Ice-cold lager.

- It adds a really nice flavour.
- Right.

- Tastes better than lighter fluid.
- Exactly. That's not very tasty.

- Have you lived here long, then?
- A while.

Cool neighbourhood.

I was supposed to go
to that Jørn Hoel concert.

I'm worried it's going to rain.

I like that we have seasons, but maybe
we should move over to the patio?

When you move to a new place,
you have certain expectations.

About... Yeah, go ahead.
About what the people are like and such.

There are houses, gardens, hedges...

NEW SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER?

TAX EVASION?

FROM SLUSVIK?

MARRIED TO BEATE ORMÅSEN

CHANGED HER LOOK?