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Tonight is the fucking night, okay?
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We've looked like shit for
years, and we are developing.
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I would say I'm actually
mostly developed.
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We're finally hot. At
least, according to me.
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We're getting out there.
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We're getting in the cooch, my girl.
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We are getting in the
puss and we're gettin' wet.
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Man, speak for yourself.
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Nobody's gonna wanna fuck me this year,
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just like nobody wanted to fuck
me last year or the year before.
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Okay, well, I'm gonna talk to Brittany.
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I think that it's time.
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Oh, really? It's time?
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There wasn't time in the last 11 years
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we've all been going to school together?
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I've been building tension.
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You know, you could say hi to Isabel.
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Yeah, okay.
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And just what would I say?
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Like, "Hey, girl, what's
up? How's your boyfriend?
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How's his penis?
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Still awesome and big and throbbing
and, uh, like a male penis?"
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They could have broken
up, you never know.
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The fair is like a
completely fresh start.
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I'm not doin' that with
Isabel, you know what I mean?
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Like, I'm... I'm... I'm playin'
the long game with her, okay?
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- Mmm.
- Here's how it's gonna shake out.
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I don't speak to the bitch for years.
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Bam! It's the 20th high school reunion.
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I show up, I'm in a little suit
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like the lesbian I am,
you know what I mean?
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It's probably white, okay?
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She looks at me, I look back at her.
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What the fuck happened to her?
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She's washed up.
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I mean Jeff has run her ragged.
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That's when my ass swoops in, okay?
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That made me so sad. What? Okay.
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Josie, tick-tock.
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We're not gonna be sexy
little high schoolers forever.
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Soon we're gonna be old hags in college.
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Do you wanna be the only
girl virgin at Sarah Lawrence?
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Yeah, honestly, maybe.
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I might have a good shot that way.
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I don't need this negative,
really sad attitude. Please.
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What the fuck are you wearing?
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It's really not too late
to turn around, you know?
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I think you wanna be here.
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Who said that?
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- Where'd you get that idea?
- I'm just feeling...
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You're getting nervous
because of how excited you are.
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- No. No, no.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, and we're crossing.
And we're getting in there.
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No, I can't, I'm sorry.
Ahhh! Fuck, my arm!
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There's nothing wrong with your arm.
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You have Munchausen's.
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Look, just follow my lead.
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- Hello, ladies.
- Oh.
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Oh. You know what?
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- Just keep going.
- How was your summer?
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- Good to see you.
- Okay, you know what?
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Uh, it's not gonna happen, okay?
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This school has such a gay problem.
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Okay, no. No one hates us for being gay.
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Everyone hates us for being
gay, untalented, and ugly.
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Like, look at Matthieu.
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Rock on, man. Killin' it.
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I love what you're doing
with the school play.
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Thanks, bitch.
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- Fuck!
- Yeah.
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Knocks it out of the park, every year.
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- Every show.
- Yeah.
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Ooh. Popcorn.
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Don't mind if I do.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hi, Hazel.
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Oh, hey, Hazel. How was your summer?
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Were you with your
uncle at the slop farm?
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If you mean volunteering at
the National Meat Association,
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yeah, it was good.
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What are you guys doing here?
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You guys never come to the fair.
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What happened to your arm?
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Oh, my God, she ate
shit is what happened.
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She ate literal shit? What the fuck?
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- Mmm.
- Or did you get beat up again?
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No, I just tripped and I...
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Or were you jumped? Was it spy camp?
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Did you go to juvie?
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- Yeah, we went to juvie.
- Ladies and gentlemen...
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- Oh, my God, it was juvie?
- ... it's time to get ready,
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get wild, and get horny
for our very own Vikings!
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Oh, my God, what did you do?
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And the man who will lead us to victory
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against the evil, maniacal,
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shit-eating Huntington Ferrets,
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let's hear it for Jeff!
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Jeff! Have my babies!
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Jeff, fill me with your seed!
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I just don't get why
girls like guys like that.
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It's like they're like dogs,
or pigs, or is there a...
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What's the grossest animal?
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Jeff, come sign my tits!
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Eat my pussy!
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That's right.
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Oh, fuck. Uh, Hazel.
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Gimme that. Josie, take this. Take this.
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- Take this.
- No.
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Really quick. This is the moment.
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Stop yelling at me!
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Could you give that back really quickly?
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- Hey, Brittany.
- PJ.
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I am loving all the...
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holes in your pants.
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Thanks.
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You look like a little Dutch boy.
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Thank you.
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So, Britt... Can I call you Britt?
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I prefer if you just called me my name.
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- Britt-a-nay. Um, but...
- No, not that.
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Brittany.
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Are you thinking of riding the
Ferris wheel at all tonight?
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I wasn't. I'm going
on the puke and duke.
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I need to pull trig.
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- No, you don't.
- Yeah, I do.
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I'm gonna say something crazy.
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I think you could eat food,
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digest it, let it marinate, poop it out.
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Mmm, gross.
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Maybe this? You want a bite of this?
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- Oh, no.
- Yeah, this is fucking disgusting. Ugh.
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You want a hot dog? We
could go get hot dogs.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Yeah, we could get the
bun and the ketchup.
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- No bun. No.
- You gotta get the bun.
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- Yes, you could.
- No.
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No bun. Okay.
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Um, Isabel.
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Josie was just saying
something similar to me.
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I don't think so.
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I think so. It was really good.
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It was super funny.
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You're just so... You're
skinny too, as well.
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I'm Josie, by the way, good evening.
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Yeah, you're skinny...
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You're real skinny minnie, aren't ya?
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You probably should eat.
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They're gonna send you to the
hospital with how skinny you are.
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Uh-oh, call the doctor.
Skinny girl, I see.
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Okay, do you guys want
any of our tickets?
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Yeah, yeah. Thank you.
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Fuck! Fuck!
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I don't want to say
it, but we're fucked.
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You know what? I'm good.
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'Cause it's not gonna happen for me.
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If it's not happening here,
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then it's definitely not
happening at Emerson, okay?
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I'm done trying to sow my damn oats.
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- No.
- I'm packing up my vagina
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and I'm fucking Matthieu.
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That's the only hope for me.
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- No.
- It's me and Matthieu, man.
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And 'cause he's gay and fearless,
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he's probably gonna fuck
me without protection.
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Then I'm gonna get pregnant.
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We're going to have to join a church.
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He'll be the gay pastor.
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My whole life's fucked!
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And yeah, sure, his sermons are good,
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but everybody knows he's fruity.
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Everybody knows he's fucking fruity!
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By the way, our son, Hezekiah, hates us
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'cause he knows we're both closeted,
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but we try to make it work
for him, but he's not happy.
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And yeah, guess what?
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The deacon's fucking
the evangelist, man!
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He's fucking the evangelist!
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I don't wanna live like that.
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Will you come and visit us on Sundays?
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Please, will you come
and visit us on Sundays?
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- Isabel.
- Leave me alone!
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- Stop following me.
- Wait, shut up.
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- What?
- Look.
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- Don't touch me.
- Isabel, baby.
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My teeny, tiny baby girl.
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Why do you always have
to flirt with other women?
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It doesn't count if
they're not in high school.
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Especially Mrs. Reilly!
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- Josie, offer her a ride.
- I don't think so.
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Yes, come on.
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... Irish Catholic.
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And I'm regular Christian!
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- Josie, ask her. Come on.
- PJ, stop.
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You're hurting my head.
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You're attacking me, and
it's giving me a migraine.
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And it's giving me PTSD about all
the other times I've had migraines.
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- Just do it now.
- No.
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- Just go fucking ask her.
- No. Isabel, would you like a safety ride?
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Isabel.
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, my God.
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Isabel...
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Get out of the car.
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You can't tell me what to do.
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- Yeah, no, he can't.
- Okay,
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I'm sorry that I looked at Mrs. Reilly
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and lightly grazed her
left tit, all right?
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Move, you prick!
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Uh, excuse me, she said, "Move, prick."
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Don't talk to me, you ugly bitch, okay?
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I do not talk to girls in overalls.
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- Hey.
- Okay, I might be ugly,
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but these aren't overalls.
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Isabel, get out of the
freaking car! Get out!
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Get out! Come on.
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- I feel like we should just drive.
- Drive.
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- Drive.
- Let's just go.
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Please. You're being
really mean right now.
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- He'll move.
- He's not moving.
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He's gonna move.
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- We're about to drive.
- Isabel.
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- Drive. He'll move.
- Just drive. Josie, go.
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- Three, two one...
- Pedal to the metal. Drive!
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
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Jeff?
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Jeff!
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Are you... Are you okay?
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When people move cars,
don't people move?
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Jeffrey, I'm coming! I'm coming!
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You're not alone. You're not alone.
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- Back up! Back up!
- We didn't even do anything.
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No, come here.
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- Man down! Man down!
- You!
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Oh, my God.
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- I'm... I'm blacking out.
- No, stay with me.
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We should go. Let's go.
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- Let's go.
- Yeah. Okay.
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Let's just kind of peel on out.
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- Fine.
- What did you do to him?
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Buckle it for me. Fuck!
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You fucking cowards!
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You better fucking run!
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- I don't understand.
- What the fuck?
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They're not gonna get away with this!
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Attention.
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The library is out of use again.
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Huntington shot up our remaining books,
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so there will be no reading
again this year. Thank you.
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Oh, Brittany was just
so cute last night.
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Like, "No, I can't eat a hot dog.
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I know I won't even digest it.
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I have to throw up."
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And I was, like, "You can have it."
253
00:09:27,290 --> 00:09:29,210
She's like, "No, not, just...
254
00:09:29,410 --> 00:09:30,810
Maybe, but not the bun."
255
00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:33,820
Oh, it was just really sweet.
256
00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:35,740
You had to be there.
257
00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:36,880
I was there.
258
00:09:37,990 --> 00:09:39,020
Are you serious?
259
00:09:39,210 --> 00:09:40,730
I got "faggot number two" this time?
260
00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,390
You're the sidekick, not me.
261
00:09:42,590 --> 00:09:44,440
'Sup, Ted? How's the family?
262
00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,460
Sick. Yeah, you know what to do.
263
00:09:47,410 --> 00:09:49,070
Thanks.
264
00:09:49,270 --> 00:09:51,570
Do you feel like people are looking
at us? Like, more than usual?
265
00:09:51,770 --> 00:09:53,240
I don't know. Did you period yourself?
266
00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,510
Mmm... Mmm-mmm. Hey, Sylvie.
267
00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,160
Hi.
268
00:10:00,490 --> 00:10:01,950
Holy shit. Are you guys okay?
269
00:10:02,150 --> 00:10:03,500
What? Yeah.
270
00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:05,080
- Why wouldn't we be okay?
- All right, kiddos.
271
00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,040
Welcome back to class.
272
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,920
Hey! The prep club worked hard on those.
273
00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:10,210
That belongs to the school.
274
00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,090
Oh, cool. So, does your vagina.
275
00:10:12,290 --> 00:10:13,340
Nice try, PJ,
276
00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:15,260
but my vagina belongs to the government.
277
00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:17,260
All right, check it out.
278
00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:19,700
- Today I got a special lesson for all of you.
- Josie, so, how'd you do it?
279
00:10:20,070 --> 00:10:21,070
Do what?
280
00:10:24,330 --> 00:10:25,850
Holy shit. Is he okay?
281
00:10:26,050 --> 00:10:27,250
Hey, you good, man?
282
00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:30,570
What the fuck?
283
00:10:30,770 --> 00:10:32,860
- Yeah, okay, so...
- What the fuck?
284
00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:34,060
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
285
00:10:34,140 --> 00:10:35,360
Okay, so, did he fight back?
286
00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:36,910
No, literally, how did
it go? Did he fight back?
287
00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:38,660
- I hope you broke a bone.
- If you need a shoulder
288
00:10:38,860 --> 00:10:40,280
or anything, just let me know...
289
00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:41,880
I heard you did something to
him, I just don't know what.
290
00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:43,080
... and I'll totally let you lean on me.
291
00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,120
No, but like honestly,
how did you do it?
292
00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:46,830
Oh, my God. Annie, they went to juvie.
293
00:10:47,030 --> 00:10:48,030
That's how, okay?
294
00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,790
Hey. Hey. Hey, you.
295
00:10:49,990 --> 00:10:51,340
Overall bitch.
296
00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:53,170
This is you.
297
00:10:53,370 --> 00:10:55,130
God damn it, Jeff.
298
00:10:55,330 --> 00:10:56,630
What the fuck?
299
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:59,100
Hey, you couldn't make that
analogy with your fists?
300
00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:02,970
Hello, this is Principal Meyers
301
00:11:03,170 --> 00:11:04,890
with an important Huntington update.
302
00:11:05,090 --> 00:11:06,520
So, listen to this girl.
303
00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:09,610
Last night, outside the fair,
304
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,400
a Huntington player followed me home,
305
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:14,610
pinned me against my car
and punched me in the face.
306
00:11:14,810 --> 00:11:17,610
And now my face is totally fucked.
307
00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,870
- Fuck.
- We haven't faced the violence
308
00:11:19,871 --> 00:11:21,680
of Huntington for 20 years.
309
00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:23,200
They think they can get in our heads
310
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,410
by picking on our weak and defenseless.
311
00:11:25,610 --> 00:11:27,290
Well, we can't let them
break our spirit, folks.
312
00:11:27,490 --> 00:11:29,000
Keep your heads in the game.
313
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,200
They're gonna pork us!
314
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,500
- We're fucked!
- I'm screwed.
315
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:32,840
Hey. Hey, calm down just a little bit.
316
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,510
Oh, great. More violence.
317
00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:35,700
Just what this school needs.
318
00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:38,340
Seriously, that's... that's it?
319
00:11:38,540 --> 00:11:40,390
- That's class?
- Latte.
320
00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:41,590
Get my shit.
321
00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:43,350
Solid class.
322
00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:45,950
Hey.
323
00:11:47,370 --> 00:11:49,900
Josie, right?
324
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:53,420
I heard you, like, beat
up my boyfriend last night?
325
00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:57,400
Um, weren't you there?
326
00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,360
I heard you guys ate literal shit
327
00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,740
- and killed girls in juvie.
- Really?
328
00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:04,200
Um, what did you think about that?
329
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,740
Excuse me.
330
00:12:05,940 --> 00:12:08,460
Could the ugly, untalented gays
331
00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,420
please report to the principal's office?
332
00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,420
Guess that's you guys.
333
00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:15,050
Hello, Principal Meyers. First of
all, I want to say, God bless...
334
00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:17,670
- Shut up. You know why you're here.
- I don't, actually...
335
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,380
For committing a crime against Jeff.
336
00:12:19,580 --> 00:12:21,840
Our quarterback and
the most good-looking,
337
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,680
all-American, red-blooded, muscular
man this town has ever seen.
338
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:25,880
Sir, please, look in the mirror.
339
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,430
- Shush.
- Okay.
340
00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:31,850
The homecoming game with
Huntington is nearly a month away.
341
00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:33,325
Do you know how long we've
been working toward this?
342
00:12:33,430 --> 00:12:34,980
- Yes.
- Yes. It's everywhere.
343
00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:36,420
- Twenty years.
- Couldn't be clearer.
344
00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:37,470
I think I can explain.
345
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:38,690
I can explain.
346
00:12:38,890 --> 00:12:40,740
Jeff is psychotic, and
he tried to murder us.
347
00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:42,240
Ha! Sure.
348
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,700
You're all victims, and
girls are always right. Right?
349
00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:46,040
Yeah, actually.
350
00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:48,120
How come you can't buck up
351
00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,830
and learn to protect yourselves
without running somebody over?
352
00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:54,000
Maybe it's because we're
small and he's giant.
353
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,750
So, we needed to use a little machinery.
354
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,340
Did you ever think of that, sir?
355
00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:00,510
- Can we just explain ourselves?
- Maybe I should buy a gun.
356
00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:02,840
Okay. What? What? Don't buy
a gun. Nobody said buy a gun.
357
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,850
- Can we just calm down, everybody.
- Zip it.
358
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:06,560
- You know what?
- What?
359
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,100
- I'm gonna expel you both.
- No!
360
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:10,680
- No! No!
- Yes! Yes!
361
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:14,190
You have to understand that
this was a misunderstanding.
362
00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:17,460
- Really?
- We were just practicing...
363
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:20,590
for...
364
00:13:25,510 --> 00:13:26,510
for our self-defense club.
365
00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:30,620
Self-defense... What is that?
366
00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:33,080
- Uh...
- Is it like a fight club?
367
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,130
- Well, here's the thing...
- Yes! Yes!
368
00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:37,090
- Uh...
- Yes! Yes!
369
00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:38,420
A fight club.
370
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,920
Where we fuckin' beat
each other up and shit.
371
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,120
- No, we don't.
- Yes.
372
00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:43,380
No, we don't. Shut up.
373
00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:44,840
Okay, you know what?
I don't care. Fuck it!
374
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,220
- I don't care.
- You're over it, okay.
375
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:48,260
Yeah. You can beat the
shit out of each other
376
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:50,060
while you perform The Vagina Monologues.
377
00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:52,770
Just stay in your lane until
you're munching beaver at Wesleyan.
378
00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:54,600
Yes, sir.
379
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,940
I can't believe they're letting
you guys start a fight club.
380
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,320
No, they're... they're not. We are not.
381
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,820
What are you talking
about? We're gonna do it.
382
00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:02,020
We're doing it.
383
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,820
PJ, I wasn't being serious.
384
00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:07,410
Josie, did you see the way that
Isabel and Brittany were looking at us?
385
00:14:07,610 --> 00:14:10,200
Also, you heard the announcements.
386
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,410
Girls are terrified.
387
00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:13,120
It's perfect. They need this.
388
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,750
Okay, no. They need, like, mace, maybe.
389
00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:18,960
We can't do that, okay?
We'd be misleading them.
390
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,210
Guys do that all the time, okay?
391
00:14:20,410 --> 00:14:21,410
That's the point of feminism.
392
00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:22,760
That's not the point of feminism.
393
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,630
You also don't care about feminism.
394
00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:25,930
Your favorite show is Entourage.
395
00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:27,470
You're missing the point!
396
00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:29,470
I don't really think I am.
We don't know how to fight.
397
00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:31,020
You guys probably fought girls in juvie.
398
00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:32,810
No, we were lying about that, obviously.
399
00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:34,310
About juvie?
400
00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:36,150
- Yeah, I mean, what?
- Why would you lie to me?
401
00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:37,560
You were the one who
said we went to juvie.
402
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:38,980
I just didn't correct you.
403
00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:41,280
Listen, self-defense is
instinctual common sense.
404
00:14:41,470 --> 00:14:43,570
You try to punch me in the
face, I stop it from happening.
405
00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:45,740
Whatever. I don't care. It's easy.
406
00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:47,990
Look, this is how we do this.
407
00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:49,410
Okay, we start with Taekwondo.
408
00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:50,780
Which I've got covered.
409
00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:52,910
And then you guys can
move on to air punches.
410
00:14:53,110 --> 00:14:54,110
Hub-bub-bub-bub.
411
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,580
Who do we know? Who do we know?
412
00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:56,830
I'll bring Stella-Rebecca.
413
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,380
You know Stella-Rebecca?
414
00:14:58,580 --> 00:15:00,130
Stella-Rebecca who
models at car conventions
415
00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:02,250
- in Chicago on the weekends?
- Yeah, we're family friends.
416
00:15:02,450 --> 00:15:04,420
Okay, great. Well, then bring her.
417
00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:07,260
- Josie.
- What?
418
00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:08,760
- We're doing this.
- No.
419
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,470
Yeah. Listen to me.
420
00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:12,220
We teach a bunch of girls
how to defend themselves
421
00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:15,230
against the evil, Huntington killers.
422
00:15:15,430 --> 00:15:16,890
They are grateful to us.
423
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:19,440
We build a community, we bond,
424
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,690
we share, we connect.
425
00:15:21,890 --> 00:15:24,690
We're punching each other,
adrenaline is flowing.
426
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,150
Next thing you know,
427
00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:27,910
Isabel and Brittany are
kissing us on the mouths.
428
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,380
- Jeffrey!
- Josie...
429
00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:32,490
Isabel knew your name.
430
00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:34,580
- Back from the dead.
- If we do this...
431
00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:36,790
- Mmm-hmm.
- Very big "if,"
432
00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:38,420
we just run the risk of becoming
433
00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:40,330
even bigger losers than
we already are right now.
434
00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:42,710
And I hate to break it to you,
but we're pretty big losers.
435
00:15:42,910 --> 00:15:45,050
And that is the beauty.
That is the beauty of this.
436
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,720
Because we are literally at the bottom.
437
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:48,920
We're the lowest of the low.
438
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,430
- Okay.
- We have nowhere to go but up.
439
00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:53,560
Listen, I think this
is a good idea, okay?
440
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,230
There's a serious lack of
female solidarity at this school.
441
00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:58,440
Not the point, Hazel. Not the point.
442
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,940
Yeah, I mean, we just felt like
443
00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:03,620
there's a serious lack of
female solidarity at this school.
444
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:07,500
Anyways, totally come by. See you later.
445
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,490
What's your plan here?
446
00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:12,200
I don't need a plan.
447
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,380
My mom has a business.
All we have to do is yell.
448
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,670
Okay.
449
00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:22,930
What's up, lads?
450
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,130
What the fuck?
451
00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:27,210
- These girls are ugly.
- Okay.
452
00:16:27,410 --> 00:16:28,720
Where is Stella?
453
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,340
She was booked for a car convention.
454
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:31,970
What? It's a Monday.
455
00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:33,640
Um, maybe we should go
456
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:34,965
before someone cool shows up?
457
00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:36,430
Before I die? Pick one.
458
00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:39,020
Hey, Hazel. Thanks for the invite.
459
00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:40,980
I love David Fincher.
460
00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:43,520
- Oh, my God. Well...
- See?
461
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,530
I guess Sylvie's cute
if she lost her braces
462
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,110
and stopped huffing paint.
463
00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:49,950
She'll never stop huffing paint.
464
00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:51,140
So, I thought we'd start...
465
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,310
Um...
466
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,220
- Okay.
- Sorry.
467
00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:56,410
All right.
468
00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:59,660
Listen up, you
cunt-sucking pieces of shit.
469
00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:01,420
Welcome to our fucking fight club.
470
00:17:01,610 --> 00:17:03,250
Um, it's a self-defense club.
471
00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:04,590
It's not really, "Fight."
472
00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:08,170
So, as we know,
Huntington is on the prowl,
473
00:17:08,370 --> 00:17:09,880
and they're picking on the weak
474
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,550
and defenseless, meaning all of you.
475
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:15,260
So, we're gonna teach
you how to not take shit.
476
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:17,430
We're gonna start with dropkicks,
477
00:17:17,630 --> 00:17:19,730
tackling, little bit of knife play.
478
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,390
Then, punch-bucket,
479
00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:23,400
which is when we throw you in a bucket
480
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,560
and we punch you until you bleed.
481
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:29,610
Before that, perhaps stretches,
icebreakers, and trust falls.
482
00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:30,820
Is that what happened to you in juvie?
483
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,950
- Mmm. No. No.
- No.
484
00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:35,030
Juvie was way crazier.
485
00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:37,120
One time, this girl's
punching me in the rain.
486
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,240
Fall to my knees. It's muddy.
487
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:42,080
I get up. I'm blind.
488
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,520
Punch her right in
the middle of her face.
489
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,480
Broke her fuckin' nose.
490
00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:48,350
Josie?
491
00:17:48,490 --> 00:17:49,520
Care to share?
492
00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:53,150
Yeah, all right.
493
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:55,930
Juvie was insane.
494
00:17:56,130 --> 00:17:59,260
Once a girl tried to
kill me with rat poison,
495
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:02,240
so I took her outside and
I punched her till she died.
496
00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:05,600
So, you killed a girl?
497
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,480
Uh, no.
498
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:10,650
Because the ambulance
came and revived her
499
00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:12,990
and we actually had a really
productive conversation
500
00:18:13,190 --> 00:18:14,950
when she came back to life, so...
501
00:18:15,150 --> 00:18:17,780
Um, since Josie
literally killed a girl...
502
00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:19,580
She came back to life.
503
00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:22,250
Mmm. But I remember her being
dead for at least a couple minutes.
504
00:18:22,450 --> 00:18:24,250
Josie is gonna start by showing you all
505
00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:26,420
how to effectively throw a solid punch.
506
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,850
Josie, if you'll step forward.
507
00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:30,170
No, I don't wanna do that.
508
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,170
- What's the problem?
- There's no problem. I just...
509
00:18:32,370 --> 00:18:33,760
No, I'm just not gonna do it.
510
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,340
Come on, they wanna see the punch.
511
00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:37,510
- They don't wanna see it.
- They wanna see. Look at them.
512
00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:38,850
They wanna see the punch.
513
00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:40,050
Who am I gonna punch?
514
00:18:40,130 --> 00:18:41,310
Punch me. Just punch me.
515
00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:42,980
- Punch you?
- Yeah, come on.
516
00:18:43,170 --> 00:18:44,170
I can punch you.
517
00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:45,560
Yeah. I know how to take a punch.
518
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:46,940
Something people would always say,
519
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:48,140
"PJ knows how to take a punch."
520
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,310
Come on up.
521
00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:51,630
Oh!
522
00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:53,460
Oh, fuck!
523
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,040
Will there an advisor for this club?
524
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,790
Because we'll be
suspended if there isn't.
525
00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:05,870
Who is gonna be dumb
enough to endorse a club
526
00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:07,930
where we punch each other in the face?
527
00:19:09,270 --> 00:19:11,900
The Holocaust. It happened.
528
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,590
Yes, it did.
529
00:19:14,790 --> 00:19:17,680
But how? The seeds were sown
in the Treaty of Versailles,
530
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,600
which y'all are gonna reenact while
I do some little reading over here.
531
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,570
I mean, he's perfect.
532
00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:24,600
No.
533
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,890
- What?
- No.
534
00:19:26,090 --> 00:19:27,480
Please.
535
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,230
Dude, we're not fucking
doing this. I broke your nose.
536
00:19:29,430 --> 00:19:31,110
Yeah, and I've never had so
many girls look at me in my life.
537
00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:32,400
Fuck! When did you show up?
538
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,900
Hey, guys.
539
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:36,450
I just wanted to say thank
you so much for last night.
540
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,490
It was just so great,
and I was thinking,
541
00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:41,280
like, if Huntington and
me were in an alleyway
542
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,410
and they were coming at me with,
like, swords and, like, knives
543
00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:46,200
and, like, guns and stuff,
544
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,420
and you taught me how to punch
like that, then I wouldn't die.
545
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,920
- That's so great, Sylvie.
- Okay.
546
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,170
But, unfortunately,
547
00:19:53,370 --> 00:19:54,880
Josie doesn't want to
do the club anymore.
548
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,670
What? Why?
549
00:19:56,870 --> 00:19:57,870
I don't know.
550
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,550
Why? It was just so empowering.
551
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:00,840
What was empowering?
552
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,810
Oh, my God, hi. Um...
553
00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:06,060
Just, we have a fight
club. It was our fight club
554
00:20:06,260 --> 00:20:09,190
for, um, female solidarity
at this school, which we lack.
555
00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:11,750
Isabel, let's go.
556
00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:18,780
Hi, boo-boo.
557
00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:20,240
I'm so strong.
558
00:20:23,930 --> 00:20:24,930
I mean...
559
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:32,330
Mr. G, G-man, G-dog.
560
00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:33,840
Great class today.
561
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,840
Hey, uh, girl.
562
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,340
Thanks for coming in today.
563
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,630
We have to come in. It's class.
564
00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:41,840
Try telling Dimitri Walker that.
565
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:45,180
Little motherfucker came the first
week and I ain't seen him since.
566
00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:46,770
Dimitri Walker committed suicide
567
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,520
the first week of school, Mr. G.
568
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,020
Sure, he did.
569
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:55,440
Anyways, um, we were wondering if
you wanted to be our club advisor.
570
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,650
- What kind of club is that?
- It's a women's club.
571
00:20:57,850 --> 00:20:59,590
We talk about women's issues.
572
00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:02,760
For example, periods,
573
00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:04,830
declining egg count,
574
00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:06,020
skirts...
575
00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:07,240
Skirts?
576
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,120
But long ones. Long denim skirts.
577
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,420
Feminism is what she's saying.
Feminism as a... as a whole.
578
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,500
Why don't you just ask
one of the female teachers?
579
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,090
Mmm. Thought about
that, but we hate them.
580
00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:18,240
- Makes sense.
- Yeah.
581
00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:19,840
Listen. I'm kind of,
582
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,090
you know, retiling the bathroom.
583
00:21:22,290 --> 00:21:24,760
- Mmm-hmm.
- Uh, I gotta be at the co-op.
584
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,760
And I'm also dealing with
some relationship drama, so...
585
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,560
Back to the club,
586
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,440
maybe this will be a great way
to take your mind off of stuff.
587
00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:33,150
Can I be honest? You're a man
588
00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:34,770
who's not coping with what's going on.
589
00:21:34,970 --> 00:21:36,230
- Yeah.
- You know what?
590
00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:38,860
My mom did say I need
to pick up a hobby.
591
00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:40,070
And here's one thing
592
00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:41,400
- my mom's always said to me.
- Mmm.
593
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,530
Sometimes, when you have a new hobby,
594
00:21:44,730 --> 00:21:46,160
- don't show up.
- Yeah.
595
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,490
It's, like, you can be our club advisor,
596
00:21:48,690 --> 00:21:50,410
- but you don't even come to the dang club.
- No.
597
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,540
By the way, great way to be an ally.
598
00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:53,790
That's my favorite way to be an ally.
599
00:21:53,990 --> 00:21:55,960
You just say you're doing something
600
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,710
and then you don't do
any of those things.
601
00:21:57,910 --> 00:21:59,880
You know what I mean? You say,
"I support women." You don't.
602
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,510
Don't come. Yeah.
603
00:22:01,710 --> 00:22:05,360
You know what? I'll sign
off on your period club.
604
00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:07,350
- Amazing.
- What?
605
00:22:07,550 --> 00:22:08,600
- Yeah.
- Really?
606
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,950
- Okay.
- So cool.
607
00:22:15,790 --> 00:22:17,770
How many girls go to this school, again?
608
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:21,530
Oh, my God, and again,
they're all sixes at best.
609
00:22:21,730 --> 00:22:22,840
Hey, guys.
610
00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:26,570
Mmm. Well, at least
Stella-Rebecca is here.
611
00:22:26,770 --> 00:22:29,700
Are you stressed? Because I'm stressed.
612
00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:31,750
Hey, ladies.
613
00:22:31,940 --> 00:22:33,890
Let's get it popping
in this motherfucker.
614
00:22:34,930 --> 00:22:36,100
All right. Um...
615
00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:38,390
Hello, everybody.
616
00:22:39,060 --> 00:22:40,420
Okay, excuse me.
617
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:41,880
Sorry, I feel... Sorry.
618
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,170
Um...
619
00:22:46,610 --> 00:22:48,400
Everybody, shut the fuck up!
620
00:22:56,410 --> 00:22:59,040
This isn't a little hangout, okay?
621
00:23:00,370 --> 00:23:03,490
Oh, it's not a sleepover, playtime.
622
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,960
There are serious rules that
we need to establish, 'kay?
623
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:10,840
First...
624
00:23:12,180 --> 00:23:13,180
listen.
625
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:14,680
Second,
626
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,430
be on time.
627
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,000
Yeah.
628
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,810
Except for you. You
come whenever you want.
629
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,920
What time is it?
630
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:27,720
- 3:30.
- 3:30!
631
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,400
Club starts at 3:15.
632
00:23:31,650 --> 00:23:32,990
Not 3:16.
633
00:23:33,950 --> 00:23:36,600
Not 3:17,
634
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:41,150
but the doors close at 3:15.
635
00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:42,960
No exceptions.
636
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:45,610
I don't care if you're like...
637
00:23:45,810 --> 00:23:48,450
"Oh, but I had to go
to extra help for math
638
00:23:48,650 --> 00:23:52,240
because I... I need to get a full ride
639
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,790
because my mom lives in a trailer
640
00:23:53,990 --> 00:23:56,040
and she loves her
boyfriend more than me."
641
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,210
La, la, la. Blah, blah, blah.
642
00:23:58,410 --> 00:23:59,830
Shut up, okay?
643
00:24:00,030 --> 00:24:03,480
My dad left me, and
I'm incredibly punctual.
644
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:12,390
Um, hey, guys. Come on in.
645
00:24:12,590 --> 00:24:13,680
Nice.
646
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,640
Uh, we're just getting started here.
647
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,330
So, um...
648
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,020
Today I think we're gonna
start with some body contact.
649
00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:22,770
We're gonna do wrestling.
650
00:24:22,970 --> 00:24:25,070
I think I need a volunteer.
651
00:24:25,270 --> 00:24:26,820
Brittany, you're close
to me. You wanna...
652
00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:28,900
I'm sorry. I thought we
weren't allowed to be late.
653
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:31,320
- That's not true. It's about...
- Oh, that's about next week.
654
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:32,720
- Yeah, next week.
- So, the rules for next week.
655
00:24:32,860 --> 00:24:34,080
Don't be late.
656
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:35,480
- But this week is good...
- Yeah. No worries.
657
00:24:35,530 --> 00:24:36,580
... if you're late. Take it easy.
658
00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:37,805
Okay, I'm sorry. I
just want to make sure.
659
00:24:37,990 --> 00:24:39,790
This is a self-defense class, right?
660
00:24:39,990 --> 00:24:41,040
Where we can learn to protect ourselves
661
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,670
against, like, football players.
662
00:24:42,870 --> 00:24:45,750
And Huntington? 'Cause,
um, they're gonna pork us.
663
00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:48,170
They're gonna pork us.
664
00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:50,260
I thought we were fighting
each other for money.
665
00:24:50,460 --> 00:24:51,680
There's a cash prize, right?
666
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,640
I thought this was to be part of, like,
667
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,030
a local underprivileged
female community.
668
00:24:57,950 --> 00:24:59,850
My identity is completely
attached to hers,
669
00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:02,480
so I just kind of go wherever she goes.
670
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,680
Everyone's here for a good reason.
671
00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:05,190
So, uh, you know, like...
672
00:25:05,390 --> 00:25:08,780
- Why are we nitpicking reasons?
- Yeah. How about this?
673
00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:10,780
- Let's jump in. Right?
- Yeah. For sure.
674
00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:12,200
- Love that.
- Yeah.
675
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,300
- I'll go.
- Great. Yeah.
676
00:25:18,390 --> 00:25:21,040
Hey, hey, hey, hey. hey.
677
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,370
I don't know about this shit.
678
00:25:22,570 --> 00:25:24,790
What the hell? You didn't even warn me.
679
00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:26,880
Okay, we didn't get warnings at juvie.
680
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,300
- Look.
- We can take it slower.
681
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:29,710
- Okay.
- Maybe, yeah, try that.
682
00:25:29,910 --> 00:25:31,340
Take that route. Little slower.
683
00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:33,890
Look. You just use your natural
instincts, just come at me.
684
00:25:34,090 --> 00:25:35,150
Whatever you want, 'kay?
685
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,310
Oh, fuck.
686
00:25:37,510 --> 00:25:38,640
Okay.
687
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,270
That's great. I say that we go again.
688
00:25:41,470 --> 00:25:42,940
- Oh!
- Ow, fuck! My back.
689
00:25:43,140 --> 00:25:45,020
Oh, shit. Man, we gotta shut this down.
690
00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:46,610
We don't have to shut
it down. She's fine.
691
00:25:46,810 --> 00:25:48,230
- Are you fine? Are you okay?
- Yeah, she's okay.
692
00:25:48,430 --> 00:25:50,150
- She's totally fine.
- Shut this shit down.
693
00:25:50,350 --> 00:25:52,150
- No, wait, Mr. G.
- Shut this shit down.
694
00:25:52,350 --> 00:25:53,600
No, don't blow the whistle.
Don't blow the whistle.
695
00:25:53,770 --> 00:25:55,490
I know that,
696
00:25:55,690 --> 00:25:58,370
you know, this is a
little messy right now
697
00:25:58,570 --> 00:26:00,410
but, like, the only way
698
00:26:00,610 --> 00:26:03,850
that we can learn how to defend
ourselves is by teaching each other.
699
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,170
Huntington is coming.
700
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,100
We need this.
701
00:26:11,650 --> 00:26:14,590
I know that things might seem scary,
702
00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,820
but that's okay, because...
703
00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:19,860
because...
704
00:26:20,050 --> 00:26:22,930
Because you're gonna be fucking pros.
705
00:26:23,130 --> 00:26:24,600
- Is what I was gonna say. Yes.
- Yeah.
706
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,020
- Right?
- Yes.
707
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:28,270
Crystal, I'm thinking of you.
708
00:26:28,470 --> 00:26:31,230
You are never gonna get
assaulted on your birthday again.
709
00:26:31,430 --> 00:26:32,990
- Lucky number seven, okay?
- Mmm-hmm.
710
00:26:33,190 --> 00:26:36,530
And I... I'm gonna finally
reverse-stalk my stalker.
711
00:26:36,730 --> 00:26:38,120
Yeah, absolutely.
712
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:39,320
And for me,
713
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,180
I'll be able to kill my stepdad.
714
00:26:42,550 --> 00:26:43,580
- Awesome.
- Okay.
715
00:26:43,780 --> 00:26:44,910
And if you believe in yourselves
716
00:26:45,110 --> 00:26:47,210
and you believe in us
and then you trust us,
717
00:26:47,410 --> 00:26:49,290
I'm like, "Let's fucking do this!"
718
00:26:49,490 --> 00:26:50,750
- Yeah!
- Yeah?
719
00:26:50,950 --> 00:26:52,880
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Okay.
720
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,340
So good.
721
00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:56,840
Yeah! Yes!
722
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,240
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
723
00:26:59,900 --> 00:27:03,020
Yes! Yes, queen, slay!
724
00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:05,140
Yes! Yes!
725
00:27:05,340 --> 00:27:08,480
Slay! Yeah!
726
00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:12,220
Cool.
727
00:27:13,380 --> 00:27:15,110
- Yeah?
- Yeah. I'm just gonna go.
728
00:27:15,310 --> 00:27:16,320
Yeah, for sure.
729
00:27:26,810 --> 00:27:28,180
Oh!
730
00:27:35,110 --> 00:27:36,480
- Whenever you want.
- I will.
731
00:27:41,450 --> 00:27:42,660
Whoa!
732
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,560
- So, don't do that. Don't do that.
- Don't do that, guys.
733
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,035
- That was not... Yeah.
- These things you don't do.
734
00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:50,140
So, it's good to learn.
735
00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:51,400
Yeah.
736
00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,530
Yeah, no, we'll just do
it. What you should do.
737
00:27:59,730 --> 00:28:00,880
- Yeah, yeah. For sure.
- Yeah, yeah.
738
00:28:08,390 --> 00:28:10,670
- Wanna go again?
- Yeah, why not?
739
00:28:10,870 --> 00:28:12,060
Whoa.
740
00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:14,060
Good job.
741
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,840
Yeah! Damn.
742
00:28:37,170 --> 00:28:39,150
Come on!
743
00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:40,350
Yes!
744
00:28:52,390 --> 00:28:54,420
Yeah, okay!
745
00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:56,500
Nice. All right!
746
00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:58,170
Oh, my God! Yes!
747
00:29:05,530 --> 00:29:06,610
Keep it up, guys!
748
00:29:07,990 --> 00:29:09,430
Shake it off. Shake it off. Get back up.
749
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,570
- Good work, guys.
- Yeah!
750
00:29:22,770 --> 00:29:24,320
Fight me off, PJ.
751
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,130
Stop smiling, I'm kicking your ass.
752
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:32,640
Hazel!
753
00:29:58,060 --> 00:30:00,030
You little bitch, it's actually working.
754
00:30:00,230 --> 00:30:01,280
I told you.
755
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,740
I know. I feel like if we keep it up,
756
00:30:02,940 --> 00:30:04,570
we can actually take
on Huntington, you guys.
757
00:30:04,770 --> 00:30:07,330
No, if we keep it up,
we can put our fingers
758
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,200
inside of each other. Grow up.
759
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,400
All right.
760
00:30:10,530 --> 00:30:11,910
You know, PJ,
761
00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:13,790
I feel like people are
actually liking more than just
762
00:30:13,990 --> 00:30:15,830
the hitting and the
tackling part of the club.
763
00:30:16,030 --> 00:30:18,210
Yeah, I know. We're
empowering them. Duh.
764
00:30:18,410 --> 00:30:21,130
No, I mean, seriously, to
have a safe space like this,
765
00:30:21,330 --> 00:30:22,720
it means a lot to people,
766
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,180
and I think that if we took
some time to spend a meeting
767
00:30:25,380 --> 00:30:26,930
and actually get to know these girls,
768
00:30:27,130 --> 00:30:29,430
like, it would be really important,
769
00:30:29,630 --> 00:30:31,660
instead of just, like,
sweating on them and...
770
00:30:34,910 --> 00:30:39,270
Hazel, that is a
genuinely brilliant idea.
771
00:30:39,470 --> 00:30:40,860
- Yeah.
- I love talking about my trauma.
772
00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:45,941
I literally jack off after
every single therapy session.
773
00:30:45,942 --> 00:30:49,160
- What?
- It just makes girls weirdly horny. It does.
774
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,410
- Don't say "girls." It's you.
- Bonjour.
775
00:30:50,610 --> 00:30:52,540
I just wanted to say
776
00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:54,790
I'm loving what I'm
hearing about the club.
777
00:30:54,990 --> 00:30:56,350
It seems so supportive of women.
778
00:30:57,270 --> 00:30:58,500
Especially the hot ones.
779
00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:00,340
Yeah, well, all women are hot to me.
780
00:31:00,540 --> 00:31:02,300
Listen, it's really cute and everything,
781
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:07,300
but we're getting a little
close to the game now and, um...
782
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:08,640
I'm just a bit concerned
783
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,760
it might be taking away
attention from our team.
784
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:15,160
I think that's, like,
literally impossible to do.
785
00:31:17,330 --> 00:31:18,330
Okay.
786
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,650
So, we know that the
club has been a place
787
00:31:24,850 --> 00:31:26,700
where we can feel empowered physically,
788
00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:29,490
but we also thought it could be
789
00:31:29,690 --> 00:31:32,160
a safe space and a place
where we can open up
790
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,680
and talk about our feelings.
791
00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:37,430
Okay, so who's been raped?
792
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,560
Just, you know, raise your hand.
793
00:31:41,890 --> 00:31:43,520
Gray area stuff counts too.
794
00:31:49,190 --> 00:31:51,650
Everybody knows the
situation with my stepdad.
795
00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:58,730
He's just obsessed with
Friday movie nights.
796
00:31:58,930 --> 00:32:02,620
I mean, God, I get it,
you're my new stepdad, but...
797
00:32:03,420 --> 00:32:04,420
fuck, whatever.
798
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:05,990
You know?
799
00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:08,320
Every time I call the
police about my stalker,
800
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,530
they tell me to fill out an online form.
801
00:32:10,730 --> 00:32:12,620
And then the form tells me to call,
802
00:32:12,820 --> 00:32:14,610
so I call and then they
say they can't get involved
803
00:32:14,611 --> 00:32:15,910
until he tries to kill me.
804
00:32:16,110 --> 00:32:17,390
And he keeps saying he's going to...
805
00:32:18,310 --> 00:32:19,330
but that doesn't count.
806
00:32:19,530 --> 00:32:21,420
So, it's just, like, annoying.
807
00:32:21,620 --> 00:32:22,850
Been there.
808
00:32:23,980 --> 00:32:25,250
We've all been there.
809
00:32:25,450 --> 00:32:28,050
Well, I've been assaulted,
like, a million times,
810
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:30,340
but I'm more annoyed
811
00:32:30,540 --> 00:32:34,640
that everyone knows me for
being beautiful and popular
812
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,730
and no one knows that I'm
actually smart and super driven.
813
00:32:37,930 --> 00:32:41,700
Like, I literally own a jewelry
business and no one talks about it!
814
00:32:43,410 --> 00:32:44,730
See?
815
00:32:44,930 --> 00:32:47,360
Well, ever since my parents' divorce,
816
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,320
my mom has been doing
this, like, midlife crisis.
817
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,990
I don't know how that's really
sitting with me, you know?
818
00:32:53,190 --> 00:32:54,910
It's been really, really dark.
819
00:32:55,110 --> 00:32:56,910
This has just been really
meaningful to me to, like,
820
00:32:57,110 --> 00:33:01,420
get to know some new people who
actually want to, like, get to know me.
821
00:33:01,620 --> 00:33:02,782
I want to bring it back to Brittany
822
00:33:02,783 --> 00:33:03,930
- for one second.
- I can go next,
823
00:33:04,810 --> 00:33:06,020
if that's okay.
824
00:33:08,110 --> 00:33:11,970
I don't really like talking about juvie
825
00:33:12,170 --> 00:33:14,890
and everything that
happened this summer, um...
826
00:33:15,090 --> 00:33:18,060
You know, obviously, we get
a lot of props or whatever
827
00:33:18,260 --> 00:33:19,530
'cause people think it's so badass.
828
00:33:20,780 --> 00:33:23,350
But, really wasn't.
829
00:33:23,550 --> 00:33:26,160
I mean, unless you consider
830
00:33:26,161 --> 00:33:28,030
getting hazed horrifically
every single night,
831
00:33:28,230 --> 00:33:30,360
like, badass. I mean, um,
832
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,740
obviously, you know, we
had to survive the Tributes
833
00:33:33,940 --> 00:33:35,830
and, you know, I did have to, like,
834
00:33:36,020 --> 00:33:37,870
fight people basically
every single night.
835
00:33:38,070 --> 00:33:41,080
People were betting on us
and we were given, like,
836
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,540
shivs and rusty pocket
knives and splintered wood
837
00:33:44,740 --> 00:33:46,880
and, um, pipes as well.
838
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,090
And, um, we had to just, like,
fight people, sometimes to the death.
839
00:33:50,290 --> 00:33:51,920
Um, and I still hear
their screams at night,
840
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,280
um, and that guilt probably will,
like, always shackle me forever.
841
00:33:57,070 --> 00:34:00,390
I realize now, I don't have
to be that person anymore.
842
00:34:00,590 --> 00:34:03,230
Like, I don't have to just let things
843
00:34:03,430 --> 00:34:06,810
happen to me 'cause of you guys.
844
00:34:07,010 --> 00:34:09,820
And, um, I am, like, really grateful
845
00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:12,400
for what the club has become and...
846
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,110
Um...
847
00:34:14,310 --> 00:34:16,720
Just especially, you know,
from where we started and, uh...
848
00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:19,790
Yeah, sorry.
849
00:34:19,990 --> 00:34:21,410
I feel like I kinda killed the vibe.
850
00:34:21,610 --> 00:34:22,660
I've never really,
851
00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:26,080
I guess, said that to
anyone before. Sorry.
852
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:27,840
People wanna, like, wrap up maybe or...
853
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,350
I'm going through a divorce.
854
00:34:30,730 --> 00:34:33,470
Whoo! That shit felt good to say.
855
00:34:33,670 --> 00:34:34,970
Ooh, I'll tell y'all,
856
00:34:35,170 --> 00:34:37,110
men... men need therapy.
857
00:34:38,030 --> 00:34:39,720
Yeah.
858
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,660
I think that's a good
place to maybe wrap up.
859
00:34:53,130 --> 00:34:54,130
- Hey.
- Hey.
860
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,010
Um...
861
00:34:57,340 --> 00:34:58,800
Thank you, um, for that.
862
00:35:01,220 --> 00:35:02,220
Um...
863
00:35:03,930 --> 00:35:06,830
I don't know what you're doing tomorrow,
864
00:35:07,030 --> 00:35:11,210
but I was going to study for Mr.
G's women murdered in history test,
865
00:35:11,410 --> 00:35:13,610
if you wanna...
866
00:35:17,110 --> 00:35:18,150
Yeah.
867
00:35:19,190 --> 00:35:20,450
Yeah, okay, sure.
868
00:35:24,380 --> 00:35:25,380
Mom?
869
00:35:32,270 --> 00:35:33,420
Mom?
870
00:35:37,460 --> 00:35:38,820
Oh, hi, honey.
871
00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:40,510
What are you doing home so early?
872
00:35:45,450 --> 00:35:46,450
Uh...
873
00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:48,270
Are you kidding me?
874
00:35:49,270 --> 00:35:51,940
I had a long day.
875
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,980
Mrs. Callahan, can I have a snack?
876
00:35:57,570 --> 00:35:59,010
First club fundraiser.
877
00:35:59,210 --> 00:36:01,680
I'm so excited. Great turnout, right?
878
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,100
Hello, ladies.
879
00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:05,600
Hi, Bill, Bob, Fred...
880
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,730
I don't know why anyone
wants my old, dirty underwear.
881
00:36:07,930 --> 00:36:09,350
It's so weird.
882
00:36:09,550 --> 00:36:11,940
Hey, Britt, uh, don't let 'em
touch in between your toes.
883
00:36:12,140 --> 00:36:13,190
Thanks, PJ.
884
00:36:13,390 --> 00:36:14,900
Ah. We're havin' fun.
885
00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:16,490
We're selling panties.
886
00:36:16,690 --> 00:36:18,880
You know, Brittany said she'd
make me a custom bracelet.
887
00:36:20,590 --> 00:36:21,590
Very nice.
888
00:36:21,730 --> 00:36:22,910
Do you wanna, um, celebrate?
889
00:36:23,110 --> 00:36:24,720
We could get some chicken
on a stick tonight.
890
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,760
Um, I can't. Uh...
891
00:36:30,020 --> 00:36:32,460
Isabel and I have plans, so...
892
00:36:33,950 --> 00:36:35,670
You're hanging out with Isabel?
893
00:36:35,870 --> 00:36:36,920
Yep.
894
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,180
Fuck, you're fast. Oh, my God, okay.
895
00:36:39,370 --> 00:36:41,010
I have to keep up.
896
00:36:41,210 --> 00:36:42,350
Hazel, what is wrong?
897
00:36:42,540 --> 00:36:43,720
Are you constipated or something?
898
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,060
I'm fucking tired.
899
00:36:45,260 --> 00:36:47,390
My mom was up all night
fucking the meathead.
900
00:36:47,590 --> 00:36:49,350
What meathead? Hi. Underwear, cars.
901
00:36:49,550 --> 00:36:50,770
- Thanks.
- You know, like, the guy.
902
00:36:50,970 --> 00:36:52,330
He's like the crybaby.
903
00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:55,690
With the balls?
904
00:36:55,890 --> 00:36:58,090
He catches them and
he... he throws them?
905
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,840
He's like the main guy.
906
00:37:03,010 --> 00:37:04,010
Jeff?
907
00:37:05,050 --> 00:37:06,200
Is your mom hooking up with Jeff?
908
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,790
I just thought Jeff
might be her safe word.
909
00:37:08,990 --> 00:37:10,460
Jeff is his name, you idiot.
910
00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:12,580
Just get the hot people confused, Jesus.
911
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:15,280
I'm good.
912
00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:16,960
Looking good, Stella!
913
00:37:18,460 --> 00:37:19,460
Are you gonna tell her?
914
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,760
Yeah, they said they
were in juvie this summer.
915
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,160
Okay, are you sure
they're not in the system?
916
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,310
But isn't every kid from
Rockbridge Falls sent there?
917
00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:32,510
Hit me! Ow!
918
00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:36,170
Okay, yeah, Essex County. Any others?
919
00:37:38,380 --> 00:37:39,400
Got it. Thank you.
920
00:37:46,970 --> 00:37:47,990
Jeff!
921
00:37:53,990 --> 00:37:57,340
No, yeah, but I thought
she was maybe dead.
922
00:37:57,540 --> 00:37:59,050
- Not good.
- That's not the best.
923
00:37:59,250 --> 00:38:02,130
- No. No, not great.
- That's not a great thing.
924
00:38:08,030 --> 00:38:09,520
I wanted to...
925
00:38:09,710 --> 00:38:12,180
I wanted to tell you that, um, I'm...
926
00:38:12,380 --> 00:38:14,120
I'm very glad that I joined the club.
927
00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:16,620
Me too.
928
00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:20,940
I think it's really impressive
929
00:38:21,140 --> 00:38:24,160
that you and PJ went through
everything that you did
930
00:38:24,350 --> 00:38:27,620
and now have decided
to help the rest of us.
931
00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:30,090
I mean even that story
you told the other day.
932
00:38:31,350 --> 00:38:33,330
You're really, really brave.
933
00:38:33,530 --> 00:38:34,750
No.
934
00:38:34,950 --> 00:38:36,170
No. No, no.
935
00:38:36,370 --> 00:38:39,500
Yes. I mean you almost killed a girl.
936
00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:40,700
You're...
937
00:38:41,770 --> 00:38:42,770
Yeah, you're...
938
00:38:43,980 --> 00:38:45,360
really, really brave.
939
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:49,860
What?
940
00:38:54,910 --> 00:38:56,500
Actually, Isabel, uh...
941
00:38:57,830 --> 00:38:59,440
- There's, um...
- Yeah?
942
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,980
There's something you maybe should know.
943
00:39:02,180 --> 00:39:03,290
Uh...
944
00:39:05,170 --> 00:39:07,450
I mean it's pretty insane.
945
00:39:07,650 --> 00:39:09,340
Okay. What... what is it?
946
00:39:11,340 --> 00:39:12,340
I just, I...
947
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,250
I heard Jeff is cheating on you.
948
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,520
Wait...
949
00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:27,890
Wait, what?
950
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,180
I... I... Sorry, I think I... I heard...
951
00:39:31,380 --> 00:39:36,270
Um, what? Um... Who...
who told you that?
952
00:39:36,470 --> 00:39:41,150
Hazel told me that,
uh, he and Mrs. Callahan
953
00:39:41,350 --> 00:39:44,860
are at it, pretty
much, like, every night,
954
00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:47,740
like, constantly.
955
00:39:47,940 --> 00:39:51,870
I mean, just at it with each
other, which is pretty fucked up.
956
00:39:52,070 --> 00:39:54,950
Um, even though I guess
it's, technically, it's legal,
957
00:39:55,150 --> 00:39:56,960
it's still just pretty nasty, uh...
958
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:58,580
Oh.
959
00:40:09,570 --> 00:40:10,930
Thanks.
960
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,890
Jeff so hungy. Hungy hungy, hungy.
961
00:40:16,090 --> 00:40:17,520
Jeff so hungy.
962
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:18,740
Swoosh!
963
00:40:23,930 --> 00:40:25,150
What the fuck is this?
964
00:40:25,350 --> 00:40:26,350
Is there pineapple in this?
965
00:40:27,130 --> 00:40:28,610
We talked about this, Janice.
966
00:40:28,810 --> 00:40:29,920
Jeffrey's allergic to pineapple.
967
00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:34,340
Eat a bag of dicks.
968
00:40:39,820 --> 00:40:41,730
Well, I wasn't going to do
it, but this is the last straw.
969
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:47,480
How was last night?
970
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,640
Uh, bad, probably, I would say.
971
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:57,840
Wait, really?
972
00:41:02,870 --> 00:41:04,830
She's walking really fast.
973
00:41:07,310 --> 00:41:08,670
She usually walks a lot slower.
974
00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:13,450
Hi.
975
00:41:13,650 --> 00:41:14,970
Are you having sex with Mrs. Callahan?
976
00:41:17,510 --> 00:41:20,160
Baby, you look so beautiful.
977
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,330
Like, so fucking hot.
How... how are you?
978
00:41:22,530 --> 00:41:24,710
Bad. Are you having sex with her?
979
00:41:24,910 --> 00:41:26,400
I'm... I'm...
980
00:41:27,730 --> 00:41:29,380
helping her with her taxes.
981
00:41:29,580 --> 00:41:30,880
Aren't you in eighth grade algebra?
982
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,840
I can't answer that question
983
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,220
because I... I don't know how to read.
984
00:41:34,420 --> 00:41:35,510
She's asking you to your face!
985
00:41:35,710 --> 00:41:37,060
Fuck, that usually works.
986
00:41:37,260 --> 00:41:39,890
Are you cheating on me again?
987
00:41:40,090 --> 00:41:43,100
Baby, no! No!
988
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:44,480
No, why would... why would I do...
989
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,110
That was one time with
your sister, just once,
990
00:41:47,310 --> 00:41:48,400
two, four times.
991
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,320
No, I would never cheat
on you again, okay?
992
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,410
I promise you I am
not sleeping with her.
993
00:41:54,610 --> 00:41:55,910
I literally saw you yesterday.
994
00:41:56,110 --> 00:41:57,530
Shut up, nerd! I fucked your mom!
995
00:41:57,730 --> 00:41:59,640
Mmm. Mmm.
996
00:42:00,550 --> 00:42:01,660
Wait.
997
00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:04,460
- Yeah, we're done.
- Isabel...
998
00:42:08,230 --> 00:42:09,880
I'm getting revenge.
999
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,630
I'm gonna fuck up some football
players. And I'm buyin' a gun.
1000
00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:13,470
Hell yeah. I'll get my stepdad's.
1001
00:42:13,670 --> 00:42:14,930
What about, like, egging?
1002
00:42:15,130 --> 00:42:16,430
Yeah, so we can make 'em
not refrigerated and smelly?
1003
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:17,510
Ooh, we could cook 'em and be like...
1004
00:42:17,710 --> 00:42:18,850
- "You're cooked."
- Yes. Yeah.
1005
00:42:19,050 --> 00:42:20,050
Or what about, like, a bomb?
1006
00:42:22,490 --> 00:42:24,730
Like a... like a super small bomb.
1007
00:42:24,930 --> 00:42:26,230
I mean, they're super easy to make,
1008
00:42:26,430 --> 00:42:27,940
and I can just put it under his car,
1009
00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:29,170
and it can be a distraction.
1010
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,670
Yeah, Hazel, let's do terrorism.
1011
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,120
♪ Turn around ♪
1012
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:47,460
♪ Every now and then I
get a little bit lonely ♪
1013
00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:49,140
♪ And you're never coming 'round ♪
1014
00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:51,670
♪ Turn around ♪
1015
00:42:51,870 --> 00:42:55,180
♪ Every now and then I
get a little bit tired ♪
1016
00:42:55,380 --> 00:42:57,680
♪ Of listening to the
sound of my tears ♪
1017
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,260
♪ Turn around ♪
1018
00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:02,390
♪ Every now and then I
get a little bit nervous ♪
1019
00:43:02,590 --> 00:43:05,060
♪ That the best of all
the years have gone by ♪
1020
00:43:05,260 --> 00:43:06,730
♪ Turn around ♪
1021
00:43:06,930 --> 00:43:10,400
♪ Every now and then I get
a little bit terrified ♪
1022
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,530
♪ And then I see the look in your eyes ♪
1023
00:43:12,730 --> 00:43:15,530
♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪
1024
00:43:15,730 --> 00:43:18,490
♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪
1025
00:43:18,690 --> 00:43:21,450
♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪
1026
00:43:21,650 --> 00:43:24,710
♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪
1027
00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:27,350
♪ And I need you now tonight ♪
1028
00:43:28,930 --> 00:43:30,170
Fuck you.
1029
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,200
Sylvie, you can't just throw it.
1030
00:43:33,330 --> 00:43:34,760
You have to fucking jump with it.
1031
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,570
- I'm trying.
- Okay, watch me. Just...
1032
00:43:42,490 --> 00:43:45,890
Damn, we're, uh... We're
really gonna scare them off.
1033
00:43:46,090 --> 00:43:47,640
Nice! Nice!
1034
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,250
I think I'mma help
Isabel keep watch, so...
1035
00:43:51,410 --> 00:43:52,980
Okay, well, don't get distracted,
1036
00:43:53,180 --> 00:43:55,840
'cause we could be fined,
like, $2 for this, so...
1037
00:43:59,380 --> 00:44:00,800
Thought you might want some company.
1038
00:44:02,970 --> 00:44:04,640
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
1039
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,310
It's nice everybody's here, like...
1040
00:44:10,350 --> 00:44:11,350
vandalizing...
1041
00:44:12,230 --> 00:44:13,230
Jeff's house.
1042
00:44:16,110 --> 00:44:17,320
It is nice.
1043
00:44:19,610 --> 00:44:20,690
I, uh...
1044
00:44:22,150 --> 00:44:23,280
Like, how are you doing?
1045
00:44:25,030 --> 00:44:27,060
I mean, I think it's for the best.
1046
00:44:27,260 --> 00:44:31,190
But I did kind of miss
when he would touch my hair
1047
00:44:31,390 --> 00:44:33,460
and go, like,
1048
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,780
"Shiny, shiny, shiny." You know?
1049
00:44:38,980 --> 00:44:42,380
I wanted to tell you this before, but...
1050
00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:45,830
I really appreciated you fighting
1051
00:44:46,030 --> 00:44:48,640
and speaking loudly at my boyfriend.
1052
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:50,920
I really value
1053
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,770
when people use violence and
raise their voices for me.
1054
00:44:55,810 --> 00:44:57,810
It's actually one of my love languages.
1055
00:44:59,110 --> 00:45:00,940
- Is the other one gifts?
- The other one is gifts.
1056
00:45:02,190 --> 00:45:03,800
Um, I know
1057
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,570
everything is, like,
really fucked up and...
1058
00:45:08,370 --> 00:45:11,240
you still probably
miss Jeff, which I get,
1059
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,610
but I just think
1060
00:45:13,810 --> 00:45:17,210
you deserve way better, Isabel.
1061
00:45:20,420 --> 00:45:22,070
'Kay, guys.
1062
00:45:22,270 --> 00:45:23,770
Let's make sure we return
or donate these, okay?
1063
00:45:23,820 --> 00:45:25,760
Does anybody know
where the fuck Hazel is?
1064
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,600
Like, 15 minutes?
1065
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:35,380
Oh, fuck. Fuck! Fuck!
1066
00:45:35,580 --> 00:45:37,310
Okay. Um...
1067
00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:44,010
♪ I don't know what to do ♪
♪ And I'm always in the dark ♪
1068
00:45:44,210 --> 00:45:46,560
♪ We're living in a powder keg ♪
♪ And giving off sparks ♪
1069
00:45:46,750 --> 00:45:48,560
It's gonna blow!
1070
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,660
Oh, wow, yeah, it's gonna blow, guys.
1071
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:54,640
Oh, my God.
1072
00:45:55,330 --> 00:45:56,330
What the fuck?
1073
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,780
Holy shit.
1074
00:46:03,210 --> 00:46:04,710
Oh, fuck, there's no door!
1075
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,330
- Annie, Annie, back up!
- I'm going, I'm going!
1076
00:46:14,530 --> 00:46:15,530
Stop fucking yelling at me!
1077
00:46:15,580 --> 00:46:16,440
- I'm going!
- Fuck.
1078
00:46:17,790 --> 00:46:20,650
♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪
1079
00:46:22,570 --> 00:46:24,690
Oh, fuck!
1080
00:46:25,820 --> 00:46:27,220
Can you listen to me for, like, once...
1081
00:46:27,420 --> 00:46:29,430
Ted! Ted-ay! Theodore!
1082
00:46:29,630 --> 00:46:31,810
- You're awesome!
- No, you're awesome.
1083
00:46:32,010 --> 00:46:33,310
Great. What are we supposed to do now?
1084
00:46:33,510 --> 00:46:35,520
Relax. No one knows it's us.
1085
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:36,720
Hey, guys.
1086
00:46:37,660 --> 00:46:38,790
Great show last night.
1087
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,530
I don't know what you're talking about.
1088
00:46:41,730 --> 00:46:43,570
Oh, you don't. No, it's really all good.
1089
00:46:43,770 --> 00:46:45,840
Jeffrey needed a new car, anyway, so...
1090
00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:48,340
don't worry about it.
1091
00:46:52,140 --> 00:46:53,220
What's wrong, Josie?
1092
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:55,720
You seem a little off.
1093
00:47:03,270 --> 00:47:05,690
Your club is over.
1094
00:47:06,610 --> 00:47:07,610
You understand?
1095
00:47:10,660 --> 00:47:11,700
Good.
1096
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,270
All right, well, some of us clearly
1097
00:47:14,470 --> 00:47:15,890
have a different definition of egging,
1098
00:47:16,090 --> 00:47:18,860
but if we keep our mouths
shut, stay calm, we'll be fine.
1099
00:47:19,060 --> 00:47:20,290
They're gonna shut us down, aren't they?
1100
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,070
What?
1101
00:47:22,270 --> 00:47:23,740
No. We don't know that.
1102
00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:25,400
- What... Why...
- Principal Meyers will believe
1103
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,160
whatever Jeff and Tim say.
1104
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:28,880
I don't really see how
we recover from this.
1105
00:47:30,050 --> 00:47:31,130
Man...
1106
00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:33,140
Fuck.
1107
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:34,750
You know, it's been real, guys.
1108
00:47:34,950 --> 00:47:36,960
Okay, let's not jump to conclusions
1109
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,170
with the goodbyes and...
1110
00:47:39,370 --> 00:47:41,060
I'm gonna miss you guys so much.
1111
00:47:42,770 --> 00:47:44,550
And like, at least we
went out with a bang.
1112
00:47:44,750 --> 00:47:46,340
I mean, that was fucking insane!
1113
00:47:47,710 --> 00:47:49,300
There was just, like, fire everywhere.
1114
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,310
Wait. Stop.
1115
00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:53,600
We don't... Wait, no, we
don't know that for sure.
1116
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:57,690
PJ, don't be sad it's
over. Be happy it happened.
1117
00:47:57,890 --> 00:48:00,400
All right, can everyone
calm the fuck down, please?
1118
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,120
The club is not over, Josie, right?
1119
00:48:04,540 --> 00:48:05,540
No matter what,
1120
00:48:06,540 --> 00:48:08,160
this club has brought me so much.
1121
00:48:08,350 --> 00:48:09,350
I feel...
1122
00:48:10,630 --> 00:48:14,470
so much more powerful and, um...
1123
00:48:15,430 --> 00:48:16,430
protected.
1124
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:18,620
Me too.
1125
00:48:18,820 --> 00:48:20,130
- Great.
- Oh, my God, PJ.
1126
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,960
Okay, I'm sorry that you didn't get
1127
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,160
what you wanted out of this group,
1128
00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:25,010
but I think the rest of us did.
1129
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,590
Oh. Good for fucking you, Hazel.
1130
00:48:26,790 --> 00:48:28,930
I'm glad that you
finally wrote one email.
1131
00:48:29,130 --> 00:48:30,680
- Accomplished a lot.
- I actually did.
1132
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,760
I practically ran this
club for you and Josie.
1133
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,470
Hey, let's calm down, maybe.
1134
00:48:34,670 --> 00:48:36,810
You really think that you're the
reason that we have this club?
1135
00:48:37,010 --> 00:48:38,060
The reason? No.
1136
00:48:38,260 --> 00:48:39,260
But I can tell everyone
that if you want.
1137
00:48:39,430 --> 00:48:41,690
Hazel. Uh, hey, let's calm down, right?
1138
00:48:41,890 --> 00:48:43,270
You're really ungrateful.
1139
00:48:43,470 --> 00:48:45,320
You're so lucky that we even
let you be a part of this.
1140
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,170
PJ, you're a liar.
1141
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,830
Yeah, well, you have no friends,
1142
00:48:54,030 --> 00:48:56,180
and a skank as a mom, so...
1143
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,730
Hazel.
1144
00:49:21,580 --> 00:49:22,580
PJ...
1145
00:49:24,540 --> 00:49:25,960
This doesn't mean it wasn't worth it.
1146
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,500
Hazel.
1147
00:49:50,190 --> 00:49:51,320
Whoa.
1148
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,320
I love God.
1149
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,660
Yes, same.
1150
00:50:07,790 --> 00:50:09,320
Yeah.
1151
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,590
Oh, my God, I always
wanted one of these.
1152
00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:17,120
But my mom says they hide your
figure and make you look ugly.
1153
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,240
Um, you can borrow it if you want.
1154
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,140
Like, as a joke or...
1155
00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:23,290
whatever.
1156
00:50:23,490 --> 00:50:24,490
Thanks.
1157
00:50:24,660 --> 00:50:25,660
Yeah.
1158
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,180
Wow, you and PJ
1159
00:50:34,380 --> 00:50:36,140
really have been friends forever.
1160
00:50:36,340 --> 00:50:38,950
Oh, I mean, since the first grade, so...
1161
00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:42,770
We had the same babysitter, Rhodes.
1162
00:50:42,970 --> 00:50:45,660
PJ called her Gay Yoda, but I
think she's kind of like a mentor.
1163
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,630
Yeah, but you guys, like,
could not be more different.
1164
00:50:53,380 --> 00:50:54,630
She's so, like...
1165
00:50:56,050 --> 00:50:57,050
like...
1166
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,240
You know?
1167
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:00,440
- Yeah.
- And you're...
1168
00:51:01,340 --> 00:51:02,350
You're so, like...
1169
00:51:09,390 --> 00:51:11,230
- You know what I mean?
- No, yeah, I know.
1170
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:16,320
Josie...
1171
00:52:04,530 --> 00:52:06,850
I'm tryna help your
jewelry business grow.
1172
00:52:07,050 --> 00:52:08,520
- Really?
- Yeah.
1173
00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:10,290
I don't know if I can hire you
because you're like a convict.
1174
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:15,240
Wow.
1175
00:52:15,430 --> 00:52:19,070
This is, um, a total shithole.
1176
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:25,970
Kind of a mess. Sorry.
1177
00:52:29,970 --> 00:52:32,540
Well, I hear that if you hire a convict,
1178
00:52:32,740 --> 00:52:33,940
they give you a tax break.
1179
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:39,930
I fucking hate Mr. G.
1180
00:52:40,130 --> 00:52:42,220
Everything he says is so pathetic.
1181
00:52:42,420 --> 00:52:44,430
Oh, yeah. I mean,
1182
00:52:44,630 --> 00:52:46,930
I feel like he, like,
jerks off to a poster
1183
00:52:47,130 --> 00:52:50,020
of the 1999 Rockbridge team
every single night, so...
1184
00:52:50,220 --> 00:52:52,080
Literally the peak of his existence.
1185
00:53:03,220 --> 00:53:05,470
Like, what is the point
of this assignment?
1186
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:11,000
Who is bell hooks and why do we care?
1187
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:13,520
Oh, sorry, I'm just trying
to, like, study over here.
1188
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:15,770
Watch out.
1189
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:27,160
What?
1190
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,200
Uh, nothing, I'm just...
1191
00:53:31,790 --> 00:53:34,480
I'm just concerned 'cause I'm, like...
1192
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:39,110
Your wrists are so small, and
the pen is so heavy that I'm like,
1193
00:53:39,310 --> 00:53:41,530
- "Is she getting exhausted?"
- Mmm.
1194
00:53:41,730 --> 00:53:43,450
I'm surprised you can
even see what you're doing
1195
00:53:43,650 --> 00:53:44,740
with all the surface area
1196
00:53:44,940 --> 00:53:45,970
that yours are taking up.
1197
00:53:47,010 --> 00:53:48,080
Wow.
1198
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:49,450
Must be a struggle for you to write.
1199
00:53:49,650 --> 00:53:51,040
Okay, does this hurt?
1200
00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:53,000
Actually, yeah, that does
hurt my tiny, delicate wrists.
1201
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:54,750
Yeah, that was the
lightest tap of all time.
1202
00:53:54,950 --> 00:53:56,210
- Can you feel that?
- Can't even feel that.
1203
00:53:56,410 --> 00:53:58,100
- Can't feel anything.
- Just like muscles in there.
1204
00:54:07,110 --> 00:54:08,110
Um...
1205
00:54:08,700 --> 00:54:09,700
Uh...
1206
00:54:11,870 --> 00:54:14,160
PJ, I'm... I'm straight.
1207
00:54:19,580 --> 00:54:20,590
Oh.
1208
00:54:23,300 --> 00:54:24,380
Um...
1209
00:54:27,090 --> 00:54:29,870
Yeah. Um...
1210
00:54:30,070 --> 00:54:33,000
- I'm... I'm sorry if you misread anything.
- No, that's all...
1211
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,980
It's all good. I shouldn't
have assumed anything.
1212
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:54,700
Um...
1213
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,290
I wanted to tell you something.
1214
00:54:58,210 --> 00:54:59,980
What?
1215
00:55:00,180 --> 00:55:02,710
Like, something that
happened last night.
1216
00:55:04,380 --> 00:55:05,510
What happened?
1217
00:55:07,130 --> 00:55:08,220
With Isabel.
1218
00:55:12,550 --> 00:55:13,550
Wait.
1219
00:55:17,020 --> 00:55:18,020
Wait, seriously?
1220
00:55:22,810 --> 00:55:24,440
That's... that's amazing. That's...
1221
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:28,300
Everybody,
1222
00:55:28,500 --> 00:55:31,060
- even the fucking losers...
- Even the fucking losers!
1223
00:55:31,260 --> 00:55:33,890
... make some noise!
1224
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:40,440
I thought you were super Christian.
1225
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,570
I know. I just like getting
caught up in the festivities.
1226
00:55:43,770 --> 00:55:45,360
All right, uh, so we're
gonna do the pep rally.
1227
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:46,950
First up, cheerleaders.
1228
00:56:01,190 --> 00:56:02,520
Football!
1229
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:08,180
Whoo! Yeah, thank you, ladies. Ooh!
1230
00:56:08,380 --> 00:56:10,720
Thank you all for joining
us here today, folks.
1231
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:12,760
There's been some
1232
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,850
exciting stuff happening at
Rockbridge Falls recently.
1233
00:56:16,050 --> 00:56:17,050
Oh.
1234
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:19,440
How many of you
1235
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:23,440
know about that little
girl fight club that could?
1236
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:26,820
Ay, there go my girls.
1237
00:56:27,020 --> 00:56:31,070
Well, do we have a surprise for you.
1238
00:56:31,270 --> 00:56:34,410
We're gonna bring... Where is she?
1239
00:56:34,610 --> 00:56:36,720
Hazel down.
1240
00:56:37,890 --> 00:56:40,210
One of the founding members.
1241
00:56:40,410 --> 00:56:42,540
To show us everything
the club's taught her
1242
00:56:42,740 --> 00:56:45,050
in a fun little challenge.
1243
00:56:46,790 --> 00:56:49,380
- Let's go, Hazel!
- Go, Hazel!
1244
00:56:49,580 --> 00:56:52,240
- What is this?
- I... I don't know.
1245
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,780
Hazel will be fighting Tucker,
1246
00:56:58,700 --> 00:57:00,540
the school's number one boxer.
1247
00:57:07,670 --> 00:57:09,820
Wait, I thought I was
gonna be fighting PJ?
1248
00:57:10,020 --> 00:57:12,820
I know what you're thinking,
but don't be alarmed.
1249
00:57:13,020 --> 00:57:14,620
Girls can do anything
guys can do, right?
1250
00:57:14,820 --> 00:57:16,010
Yeah, kick his ass!
1251
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:18,680
Ready?
1252
00:57:19,350 --> 00:57:20,580
- Fuck.
- Go.
1253
00:57:35,910 --> 00:57:36,990
Oh, my God.
1254
00:57:41,010 --> 00:57:42,210
- You got this, Hazel.
- Come on, Hazel!
1255
00:57:42,340 --> 00:57:44,250
You got it.
1256
00:57:58,720 --> 00:57:59,760
Shit.
1257
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,310
Whoo! Get him!
1258
00:58:16,900 --> 00:58:18,310
- The fuck are you doing?
- Is she, like,
1259
00:58:18,510 --> 00:58:19,560
sort of winning or...
1260
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,450
No, leave the skin
on his face, will you?
1261
00:58:25,620 --> 00:58:27,570
Fuck.
1262
00:58:27,770 --> 00:58:29,150
Oh. Oh, my God.
1263
00:58:29,350 --> 00:58:30,860
I know what you're thinking.
1264
00:58:31,060 --> 00:58:35,340
You may be wondering how a
girl under the training of...
1265
00:58:36,340 --> 00:58:39,540
of two juvie convicted killers
1266
00:58:39,740 --> 00:58:43,080
can't even stand up for herself
against a regular old guy.
1267
00:58:45,070 --> 00:58:47,390
Well, truth is, they...
1268
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:51,630
they didn't go to juvie.
1269
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:53,920
No.
1270
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:57,450
There's no record of them there.
1271
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:00,390
And according to Hazel...
1272
00:59:02,830 --> 00:59:04,270
... they never fought anyone at all.
1273
00:59:04,470 --> 00:59:06,270
And you know what else?
1274
00:59:06,470 --> 00:59:09,920
They didn't start the
club to empower women.
1275
00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:13,950
They did it to fuck cheerleaders.
1276
00:59:17,510 --> 00:59:19,010
What is wrong with you?
1277
00:59:21,590 --> 00:59:23,220
It is such a shame.
1278
00:59:25,430 --> 00:59:27,670
We were really rooting for you girls.
1279
00:59:29,740 --> 00:59:31,210
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
1280
00:59:31,410 --> 00:59:32,880
Okay.
1281
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:35,130
- Thank you for attending...
- Hazel!
1282
00:59:35,330 --> 00:59:36,870
- ... today's pep rally. Go Vikings! Fuck Huntington!
- Is she okay?
1283
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:38,180
- Hazel!
- Whoo!
1284
00:59:38,380 --> 00:59:39,900
- Yes!
- Yes!
1285
00:59:48,410 --> 00:59:49,500
Is that true?
1286
00:59:50,370 --> 00:59:51,980
That's why you started this?
1287
00:59:52,180 --> 00:59:54,650
No, no, no.
1288
00:59:54,850 --> 00:59:56,360
Not... not entirely.
1289
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,070
Not entire... Okay.
1290
00:59:58,270 --> 01:00:01,080
Listen guys. It doesn't matter...
1291
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:03,720
the reason that we started
this, right? Like...
1292
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:06,040
The point of the club
1293
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:09,960
is that we all learn
from each other, right?
1294
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:13,090
And... and we had a
great time doing it and...
1295
01:00:13,290 --> 01:00:14,460
I thought this club was for sisterhood,
1296
01:00:14,660 --> 01:00:16,920
but it was for your
own selfish interests?
1297
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:18,690
This is the second wave all over again.
1298
01:00:24,700 --> 01:00:26,060
Isabel, please, please, wait.
1299
01:00:26,260 --> 01:00:28,520
PJ made me do this. I didn't want to.
1300
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:29,750
I would never want to do this.
1301
01:00:33,370 --> 01:00:34,920
You're pathetic, Josie.
1302
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,040
Mr. G, we're really sorry, we...
1303
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:49,290
All right, look.
1304
01:00:49,490 --> 01:00:51,670
You know what? I'm not a fuckin' idiot.
1305
01:00:51,870 --> 01:00:52,960
I just look like this.
1306
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:55,210
I wasn't doin' this
shit as a distraction.
1307
01:00:55,410 --> 01:00:58,130
I actually was doin' this shit
'cause I actually liked y'all group
1308
01:00:58,330 --> 01:00:59,380
and what y'all stood for.
1309
01:00:59,580 --> 01:01:02,050
- Wait, we can explain.
- I trusted you two
1310
01:01:02,250 --> 01:01:04,390
and y'all exploited my solidarity.
1311
01:01:04,590 --> 01:01:07,230
I played the role of an amazin' ally.
1312
01:01:07,420 --> 01:01:08,600
Is this about the time I said
1313
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,740
Amelia Earhart was a fake hero?
1314
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:13,150
Because it's true.
1315
01:01:13,350 --> 01:01:16,400
Many a guy fly planes without crashing,
1316
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:17,600
but you never hear about them.
1317
01:01:18,340 --> 01:01:19,820
And then it's like,
1318
01:01:20,020 --> 01:01:22,200
"Oh, it's so hard to be a girl."
1319
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:23,870
"We, like, make less money."
1320
01:01:24,070 --> 01:01:25,910
"We had to lose our last names."
1321
01:01:26,110 --> 01:01:27,370
"I love you."
1322
01:01:27,570 --> 01:01:29,330
"I want to be with you
for the rest of our lives."
1323
01:01:29,530 --> 01:01:32,960
"Oh, I love the mint green
backsplash in the kitchen."
1324
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:34,250
And all of a sudden,
1325
01:01:34,450 --> 01:01:36,130
you leave me for a
motherfucker named Tony
1326
01:01:36,330 --> 01:01:39,010
and suddenly, the fucking
kitchen is lime green.
1327
01:01:39,210 --> 01:01:40,470
I think...
1328
01:01:40,670 --> 01:01:42,970
Yeah, I think that moved away from us.
1329
01:01:43,170 --> 01:01:45,470
Oh, you look confused, like
how I'm confused right now,
1330
01:01:45,670 --> 01:01:48,220
on how you created a fucking
fight club to get some cooch.
1331
01:01:48,420 --> 01:01:51,480
And for what? Y'all ain't even
know how to work that thing.
1332
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:53,440
And I know y'all ain't
tickling the pearl,
1333
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:54,690
you know what I'm talking about?
1334
01:01:54,890 --> 01:01:55,940
You know what I mean? Caressing the back
1335
01:01:56,140 --> 01:01:57,900
of that neck and all type of...
1336
01:01:58,100 --> 01:01:59,490
Sorry, I just don't
know if you're supposed
1337
01:01:59,491 --> 01:02:00,860
to be talking to us like that.
1338
01:02:01,060 --> 01:02:02,450
Just, like, as a teacher...
1339
01:02:02,650 --> 01:02:04,120
Man, I knew women were evil.
1340
01:02:04,310 --> 01:02:07,220
Motherfuckers always tellin'
me like, "No, that's not true."
1341
01:02:08,260 --> 01:02:10,260
But time and time again...
1342
01:02:15,530 --> 01:02:17,800
Women ain't nothing
but the fuckin' devil.
1343
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:21,090
I can't fuckin' believe Hazel.
1344
01:02:21,290 --> 01:02:24,360
Okay, well, you were pretty
horrible to her yesterday.
1345
01:02:25,820 --> 01:02:30,220
I'm sorry, what? This
is... this is my fault?
1346
01:02:30,420 --> 01:02:33,560
I'm not the one who
put Isabel on a rampage.
1347
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:35,860
Sorry, what does that
have to do with anything?
1348
01:02:36,050 --> 01:02:38,400
If Isabel wasn't so
desperate to get revenge,
1349
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:40,110
then we wouldn't have
blown up Jeff's car
1350
01:02:40,310 --> 01:02:41,900
and then he wouldn't be so upset
1351
01:02:42,100 --> 01:02:44,240
and then whatever the fuck just
happened would not have happened.
1352
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:47,280
Okay, so all of the blame
just goes on me then?
1353
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:49,870
Like, none of this can be
traced back to you at all?
1354
01:02:50,070 --> 01:02:52,930
Well, I mean, yeah, it was your
idea to start the whole club.
1355
01:02:54,310 --> 01:02:56,630
I didn't want to do
this from the beginning.
1356
01:02:56,830 --> 01:02:58,710
You know that.
1357
01:02:58,910 --> 01:03:01,800
I just followed your lead like an idiot.
1358
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,630
You followed my lead when
you created that insane story
1359
01:03:04,830 --> 01:03:08,390
about girls betting on you to
fight other girls with shivs.
1360
01:03:08,590 --> 01:03:11,270
You're just mad because I did this.
1361
01:03:11,470 --> 01:03:14,350
I... I... I got to be
with Isabel on my own.
1362
01:03:14,550 --> 01:03:15,810
Without you.
1363
01:03:16,010 --> 01:03:17,560
No, you never would have
talked to her without me,
1364
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:19,110
ever.
1365
01:03:19,310 --> 01:03:20,780
I'm the one who made it happen for you.
1366
01:03:20,970 --> 01:03:25,780
You know what's so funny
about this whole fucking thing,
1367
01:03:25,980 --> 01:03:27,110
all your little schemes,
1368
01:03:27,310 --> 01:03:30,160
all your, "Oh, we'll have our year
1369
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:33,450
and we'll fuck so many
girls," and whatever?
1370
01:03:33,650 --> 01:03:37,920
Is that you're the only
one who didn't do anything.
1371
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:40,290
Yeah, well, that's 'cause
Brittany's straight, so...
1372
01:03:40,490 --> 01:03:41,960
Yeah, no, shit, she's straight.
1373
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:43,510
Does it even matter?
1374
01:03:43,710 --> 01:03:46,720
Do you even care? Do
you actually like her?
1375
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:49,180
Do you care about anyone
other than yourself?
1376
01:03:49,380 --> 01:03:50,600
Just find some other girl
1377
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:52,910
to fucking jack off to
and do nothing about.
1378
01:03:58,950 --> 01:04:00,160
Cool. Yeah, I will.
1379
01:04:04,460 --> 01:04:05,500
PJ.
1380
01:04:47,630 --> 01:04:49,170
- Ted?
- Mmm-mmm-mmm.
1381
01:04:50,340 --> 01:04:51,340
Ted.
1382
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:53,800
Ted!
1383
01:04:56,220 --> 01:04:58,210
Ted!
1384
01:06:40,410 --> 01:06:41,985
Josie, what the hell?
1385
01:06:45,290 --> 01:06:47,410
Why... why... why you
look like a scared puppy?
1386
01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:50,990
Hey, Rhodes.
1387
01:06:51,180 --> 01:06:52,500
Do you have a minute to talk?
1388
01:06:53,630 --> 01:06:55,200
If you don't wanna borrow firearms,
1389
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:57,050
- then why are you here?
- Um...
1390
01:06:57,930 --> 01:06:59,200
Like, for advice?
1391
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,200
I'm not your Gay Yoda, Josie.
1392
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:02,460
You're too old for this shit.
1393
01:07:03,910 --> 01:07:05,920
Girl, when I was in high school,
1394
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:08,590
people found out I was gay,
nobody wanted to be my friend.
1395
01:07:08,790 --> 01:07:09,880
And back then it was worse
1396
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:12,760
because they hated
you just for being gay.
1397
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:14,880
Not for being gay and untalented.
1398
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:16,760
Mmm.
1399
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,640
Sorry, people didn't know you were gay?
1400
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:20,740
Girl, I wore a weave back then, okay?
1401
01:07:21,450 --> 01:07:22,600
And I used to say,
1402
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:23,980
"Hey, girl. Hey... "
1403
01:07:24,180 --> 01:07:25,390
Look, that's not the point.
1404
01:07:25,590 --> 01:07:26,590
You want some advice?
1405
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:28,360
Invest in yourself,
1406
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:30,150
teach people to fear
you instead of love you.
1407
01:07:30,350 --> 01:07:33,320
I don't wanna, like, deny
your advice, obviously.
1408
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:34,650
I just, um...
1409
01:07:34,850 --> 01:07:36,990
PJ and I are actually
in a fight right now.
1410
01:07:37,190 --> 01:07:38,410
So, like...
1411
01:07:38,610 --> 01:07:40,160
Like, that's the advice that I need.
1412
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:43,370
I never had many friends,
and that's... that's sad.
1413
01:07:43,570 --> 01:07:45,790
And as I've gotten old in this world,
1414
01:07:45,990 --> 01:07:47,600
it's just gotten more sad.
1415
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:51,420
Okay, um...
1416
01:07:51,620 --> 01:07:53,300
I think I'm just gonna go to the game
1417
01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:55,300
and then work it out with PJ there.
1418
01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:56,500
I wouldn't do that.
1419
01:07:56,670 --> 01:07:57,670
Why not?
1420
01:07:57,830 --> 01:07:59,680
- It's with Huntington, right?
- Yeah.
1421
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:02,012
Well, I'm guessing they've
been fucking people up
1422
01:08:02,013 --> 01:08:03,013
for the past month, right?
1423
01:08:03,014 --> 01:08:05,390
- Yeah.
- So, they're violent.
1424
01:08:05,590 --> 01:08:06,850
What do you think's
gonna happen tonight?
1425
01:08:07,050 --> 01:08:08,830
I don't know. Football?
1426
01:08:09,870 --> 01:08:11,900
Game? Tackle?
1427
01:08:12,100 --> 01:08:13,130
Oh, girl.
1428
01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:16,700
There is a 50-year rivalry going on.
1429
01:08:16,900 --> 01:08:18,800
They always fuck up some unlucky player.
1430
01:08:20,260 --> 01:08:21,660
How you don't know...
1431
01:08:21,860 --> 01:08:24,500
In '77, they burned him
at a stake with his dog.
1432
01:08:24,690 --> 01:08:27,670
In '92, they drowned him
in a giant kiddie pool.
1433
01:08:27,860 --> 01:08:30,790
And in '03, they pulled
his body apart with horses.
1434
01:08:30,990 --> 01:08:32,170
It's called quartering.
1435
01:08:32,370 --> 01:08:33,710
I know... I know what it's called.
1436
01:08:33,910 --> 01:08:35,840
So, tonight, I'm stayin' inside
1437
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:37,380
and double boltin' those doors.
1438
01:08:42,170 --> 01:08:44,350
- If you ever grab a...
- Nah, I don't care.
1439
01:08:44,550 --> 01:08:47,480
I didn't understand a
word of that, I'm so sorry.
1440
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:52,230
♪ I had one of those days ♪
1441
01:08:52,430 --> 01:08:56,630
♪ Everything went wrong ♪
♪ No matter what I did or said ♪
1442
01:08:57,880 --> 01:08:59,320
♪ Everyone I talk to... ♪
1443
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:16,400
Just go. Go, just, go. I don't wanna go.
1444
01:09:18,070 --> 01:09:19,760
Oh, my God.
1445
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:21,930
- Hey.
- How did you find me?
1446
01:09:22,130 --> 01:09:23,800
Why are you breathing so heavy?
1447
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,390
Okay. I know we're not in
a great place right now...
1448
01:09:26,590 --> 01:09:28,770
Yeah, because I'm pissed.
I'm fuckin' pissed.
1449
01:09:28,970 --> 01:09:31,150
Okay, well, I just still
think we need to talk
1450
01:09:31,340 --> 01:09:33,060
about everything that's, like, going on.
1451
01:09:33,260 --> 01:09:35,270
Yeah, cool, well, I
don't wanna hear it, so...
1452
01:09:35,470 --> 01:09:37,360
Okay, maybe you should reconsider
1453
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:39,950
because I saw Rhodes,
she says hi, by the way.
1454
01:09:40,150 --> 01:09:42,320
She said this Huntington shit's
way darker than we thought.
1455
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:45,120
Apparently, every time
Huntington plays Rockbridge,
1456
01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:47,330
they try to kill a player and his pets.
1457
01:09:47,530 --> 01:09:48,620
The pets?
1458
01:09:48,820 --> 01:09:50,620
It's bloodlust, man.
That's not the point.
1459
01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:51,870
Sounds like I should get
1460
01:09:52,070 --> 01:09:53,070
- the fuck out of here now. Okay?
- No.
1461
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:54,420
PJ, seriously, come on.
1462
01:09:54,620 --> 01:09:55,880
We need to get the club back together,
1463
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:58,550
so we can save them.
1464
01:09:58,750 --> 01:09:59,750
What?
1465
01:10:01,530 --> 01:10:04,180
Sorry, you're saying
you want me and then you
1466
01:10:04,380 --> 01:10:06,720
and then all of the
girls that fuckin' hate us
1467
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:09,930
to get together and save
some fucking football player,
1468
01:10:10,130 --> 01:10:11,350
who we hate?
1469
01:10:11,550 --> 01:10:13,060
Circle of bad vibes.
1470
01:10:13,260 --> 01:10:14,690
Okay, well, obviously, why
would you lay it out like that?
1471
01:10:14,890 --> 01:10:15,890
Because it sounds insane.
1472
01:10:16,060 --> 01:10:17,730
'Cause it is. Why would we do that?
1473
01:10:17,930 --> 01:10:20,960
Because we made these girls trust
us and then we humiliated them.
1474
01:10:22,460 --> 01:10:25,490
They deserve a shot at showing everybody
1475
01:10:25,690 --> 01:10:27,120
what they know, what they learned,
1476
01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:28,680
how fucking cool they are.
1477
01:10:29,850 --> 01:10:31,510
Let's do this for the club.
1478
01:10:32,850 --> 01:10:33,850
What do you say?
1479
01:10:35,100 --> 01:10:37,040
Can we save the damn day?
1480
01:10:39,940 --> 01:10:41,300
Wow.
1481
01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:42,500
Pulling out the necklace
1482
01:10:42,620 --> 01:10:44,530
- in the final fuckin' hour.
- Well...
1483
01:10:47,030 --> 01:10:48,030
Yeah.
1484
01:10:50,070 --> 01:10:52,270
Mmm. Nice.
1485
01:10:52,470 --> 01:10:55,650
Rockbridge, this is the most
important day of your life.
1486
01:10:55,850 --> 01:10:58,730
Forget your wedding,
forget your funeral,
1487
01:10:58,930 --> 01:11:00,480
fuck your bar mitzvah.
1488
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:02,400
This is what matters.
1489
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:05,360
Gameday, let's do this!
1490
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:08,720
- Let's go, Vikings!
- We're almost there.
1491
01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:15,000
Okay, first off, PJ has
something to say to Hazel, so...
1492
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:17,840
The apology. Do the apology.
Do the apology, instead.
1493
01:11:18,030 --> 01:11:19,460
Okay.
1494
01:11:19,660 --> 01:11:22,060
I'm sorry that I
called your mom a skank.
1495
01:11:24,270 --> 01:11:26,840
And I'm sorry
1496
01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:30,720
for saying that you have
no friends really loud
1497
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:32,640
in front of all of your friends.
1498
01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:36,330
And I'm sorry for being an
asshole a lot of the time.
1499
01:11:37,700 --> 01:11:40,230
Most of the... All of the time.
1500
01:11:40,430 --> 01:11:43,740
And I do think that it's
nice you always take notes
1501
01:11:43,940 --> 01:11:48,170
and then you type them up
and email them to everyone...
1502
01:11:51,050 --> 01:11:52,550
and I really appreciate it.
1503
01:11:56,140 --> 01:11:57,140
Do you forgive me?
1504
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:01,210
Yes.
1505
01:12:01,410 --> 01:12:02,800
I don't want to interrupt
this gorgeous moment
1506
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,590
but we don't have time now
1507
01:12:04,790 --> 01:12:07,220
because I got information
from a very confidential source
1508
01:12:07,420 --> 01:12:08,890
that Huntington is trying to kill
1509
01:12:09,090 --> 01:12:10,260
someone on this team tonight.
1510
01:12:10,460 --> 01:12:11,460
What are you even talking about, Josie?
1511
01:12:11,550 --> 01:12:12,720
Nobody's even over there.
1512
01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:14,640
Oh, my God, nobody is even over there.
1513
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:16,390
Well, that is obviously a red flag.
1514
01:12:16,590 --> 01:12:18,810
Are we not reading that as
a red flag? That's crazy.
1515
01:12:19,010 --> 01:12:20,940
- What?
- Please, Annie.
1516
01:12:21,140 --> 01:12:22,480
Even though you're a Black Republican,
1517
01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:24,820
you are the smartest
out of all of us, okay?
1518
01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:26,820
I mean, obviously I know that.
You think I don't know that?
1519
01:12:27,020 --> 01:12:28,820
Then help us figure this out.
1520
01:12:29,020 --> 01:12:31,490
We need to stop the game.
We need to save them.
1521
01:12:31,690 --> 01:12:33,890
Wait, wait, hang on. Hazel...
1522
01:12:35,300 --> 01:12:36,760
we need a distraction.
1523
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:41,250
Oh, now you want a bomb.
1524
01:12:41,450 --> 01:12:43,210
- ♪ Hey, here we go! ♪
- Oh, fuck.
1525
01:12:43,410 --> 01:12:45,210
- So sorry. Okay. Fuck.
- ♪ Rockbridge Vikings! ♪
1526
01:12:45,410 --> 01:12:47,050
♪ Hey, hey, here we go! ♪
1527
01:12:47,250 --> 01:12:49,430
♪ Rockbridge Vikings! ♪
1528
01:12:49,630 --> 01:12:51,260
♪ Hey, hey, here we go! ♪
1529
01:12:51,460 --> 01:12:53,890
- ♪ Rockbridge Vikings! ♪
- Isabel.
1530
01:12:54,090 --> 01:12:55,970
I know you really
must hate me right now,
1531
01:12:56,170 --> 01:12:57,480
but the club needs you.
1532
01:12:57,680 --> 01:12:58,730
To what? Have sex with them?
1533
01:12:58,930 --> 01:13:01,020
Guys, we really, really need you. We do.
1534
01:13:01,220 --> 01:13:02,820
In your fucking dreams, PJ.
1535
01:13:03,010 --> 01:13:04,580
Which you don't deserve to have.
1536
01:13:05,420 --> 01:13:07,070
When you sleep,
1537
01:13:07,270 --> 01:13:10,030
- it should be, like... Total darkness.
- Rockbridge, are you ready?
1538
01:13:10,230 --> 01:13:11,950
- Oh, fuck.
- Wow, okay.
1539
01:13:12,150 --> 01:13:13,150
Okay, wait, seriously,
1540
01:13:13,230 --> 01:13:14,540
maybe if you just listened to us.
1541
01:13:14,730 --> 01:13:16,160
- Just listen to us. Whoa!
- Brittany.
1542
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:17,790
- Here comes your team!
- Isabel.
1543
01:13:17,990 --> 01:13:20,920
I wouldn't be asking you
if this wasn't important!
1544
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:22,380
We don't have time for this.
1545
01:13:22,580 --> 01:13:24,130
- Josie, come on.
- Hazel!
1546
01:13:24,330 --> 01:13:25,605
- Okay, now that you're all...
- Ugh. Uh...
1547
01:13:25,660 --> 01:13:26,800
... warmed up, I want you guys...
1548
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,170
Is it the red wire?
1549
01:13:28,370 --> 01:13:30,550
Shit, or is it the yellow?
1550
01:13:30,750 --> 01:13:32,010
... Shawshank your way out.
1551
01:13:32,210 --> 01:13:33,410
- Put your hands together...
- You got this, Jeff.
1552
01:13:33,460 --> 01:13:34,510
- ... and shake your tanks.
- You got it!
1553
01:13:34,710 --> 01:13:37,740
Hazel! It's starting!
1554
01:13:38,910 --> 01:13:40,640
Jeff!
1555
01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:42,860
Jeff! Eat my pussy!
1556
01:13:43,050 --> 01:13:44,060
Come on, come on!
1557
01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:46,820
Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!
1558
01:13:47,020 --> 01:13:49,190
- Hurry, Hazel!
- It's gonna blow.
1559
01:13:50,770 --> 01:13:52,160
- Hazel, come on!
- Hazel!
1560
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:53,620
Hazel, come on!
1561
01:13:58,850 --> 01:14:00,750
- Hazel, it's not working.
- Hazel, it's not going.
1562
01:14:00,950 --> 01:14:02,210
- Oh, no.
- Fuck. Fucking...
1563
01:14:02,410 --> 01:14:03,650
- Maybe turn it off...
- Maybe hit it?
1564
01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:04,700
No. Give me space. Stop.
1565
01:14:04,780 --> 01:14:06,020
Turn it off and then back on.
1566
01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:07,440
Jeff!
1567
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:11,380
I want you to rub
1568
01:14:11,381 --> 01:14:13,570
Vicks VapoRub on your tanks
1569
01:14:13,790 --> 01:14:16,970
and dance around like the
fruitbats that you are!
1570
01:14:17,170 --> 01:14:20,100
Okay, plan B. We need to get
the cheerleaders to make out.
1571
01:14:20,300 --> 01:14:21,730
Wait, okay, which
cheerleaders do you think?
1572
01:14:21,930 --> 01:14:24,270
It's a distraction.
We need a distraction.
1573
01:14:31,250 --> 01:14:32,570
- Guys.
- Hey, guys.
1574
01:14:32,770 --> 01:14:33,860
Guys, kiss each other.
1575
01:14:34,060 --> 01:14:35,120
Make out. Make out with each other!
1576
01:14:35,310 --> 01:14:36,340
We need to delay the game.
1577
01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:40,930
Guys! Make out with each other!
1578
01:14:45,850 --> 01:14:48,630
Everyone, get your guns
out, hide your children
1579
01:14:48,830 --> 01:14:51,440
because here comes Huntington.
1580
01:14:58,410 --> 01:15:00,220
- Fuck you! Bitch!
- What the frick is up?
1581
01:15:00,420 --> 01:15:02,100
- Yeah! Get back!
- Yeah! Wake up, pussy!
1582
01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:03,730
Hold me back!
1583
01:15:03,930 --> 01:15:05,850
You're so lucky!
You're so fucking lucky.
1584
01:15:06,050 --> 01:15:08,360
Hazel! Hazel! Hazel!
1585
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:09,560
What do we do?
1586
01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:13,490
Look, look, look.
1587
01:15:29,810 --> 01:15:31,940
Oh, wait. I'm gay.
1588
01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:35,940
Okay, yeah, I'm not.
1589
01:15:37,070 --> 01:15:39,010
I just like gay porn.
1590
01:15:39,210 --> 01:15:40,820
This is nothing like porn at all.
1591
01:15:42,820 --> 01:15:43,910
Wait.
1592
01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:46,650
Is porn even real?
1593
01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:03,040
Can we cut the gay shit and
get this show on the road?
1594
01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:08,250
I came here for some good man-on-man
grappling and slapping football!
1595
01:16:08,450 --> 01:16:10,960
Can everybody stop
looking at the dyke parade?
1596
01:16:11,160 --> 01:16:15,840
Who do I have to blow to get
this game started already?
1597
01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:19,300
- Yes!
- Now make 'em eat a bag of urine cakes.
1598
01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:21,930
Look, I found empty
barrels of pineapple juice.
1599
01:16:22,130 --> 01:16:24,060
There is pineapple here.
1600
01:16:24,260 --> 01:16:25,910
So, they're gonna poison Jeff then.
1601
01:16:26,830 --> 01:16:28,230
Where the fuck is it?
1602
01:16:28,430 --> 01:16:29,860
Fuck, I'm thinking really quick.
1603
01:16:30,050 --> 01:16:31,610
What if it's in their mouths
and they're swishing it around
1604
01:16:31,810 --> 01:16:33,690
and then they're gonna
spit it out mid-game?
1605
01:16:33,890 --> 01:16:35,150
- What?
- I hate to say it,
1606
01:16:35,350 --> 01:16:36,650
but it might have something
to do with their semen.
1607
01:16:36,850 --> 01:16:39,200
Obviously, it does not.
What is wrong with you?
1608
01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:40,700
They kissed on the mouth.
1609
01:16:40,900 --> 01:16:43,080
- With tongue.
- As a distraction,
1610
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:45,750
and we can do it again
if people are asking.
1611
01:16:45,950 --> 01:16:47,750
- Wait, when was this?
- The bomb didn't work,
1612
01:16:47,950 --> 01:16:49,330
and there was no other distractions!
1613
01:16:49,530 --> 01:16:50,980
- Yeah, there was...
- And because we were...
1614
01:16:51,030 --> 01:16:52,750
- They're gonna spray the field.
- What?
1615
01:16:52,950 --> 01:16:54,630
- Okay, we're gonna have to run.
- No!
1616
01:16:54,730 --> 01:16:55,774
We're gonna have to run.
1617
01:16:55,775 --> 01:16:56,840
- We're gonna have to run.
- We can't run. No!
1618
01:16:57,040 --> 01:16:58,050
No!
1619
01:16:58,250 --> 01:16:59,630
- Oh, my asthma.
- No, please!
1620
01:16:59,830 --> 01:17:00,830
You don't have asthma.
1621
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:02,640
I feel like I have asthma now!
1622
01:17:05,570 --> 01:17:07,350
PJ! Cover the sprinklers.
1623
01:17:07,550 --> 01:17:08,550
I got it.
1624
01:18:13,350 --> 01:18:14,350
Oh, fuck!
1625
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:20,320
Get back here, you fuckin' weasel!
1626
01:18:51,510 --> 01:18:53,460
I'm sorry.
1627
01:19:36,020 --> 01:19:37,020
You saved me.
1628
01:19:39,190 --> 01:19:40,310
You're... you're welcome?
1629
01:19:42,650 --> 01:19:43,730
Oh, no.
1630
01:19:44,690 --> 01:19:46,530
- I... Would...
- Mmm-mmm. Uh-uh.
1631
01:19:48,740 --> 01:19:49,740
Are you okay?
1632
01:19:50,570 --> 01:19:51,570
Yeah.
1633
01:19:52,620 --> 01:19:53,730
- Whoa.
- Hazel!
1634
01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:55,390
- Hazel! Hazel! Look out!
- Hey.
1635
01:20:24,730 --> 01:20:25,800
It's pineapple juice!
1636
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,380
It's pineapple juice!
1637
01:20:27,580 --> 01:20:28,780
- Turn it off! Turn it off!
- 'Scuse me.
1638
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:31,890
Turn it off! Please just turn it off!
1639
01:20:45,180 --> 01:20:46,180
Yes.
1640
01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:48,530
Yes!
1641
01:20:48,730 --> 01:20:50,990
Yes, this is the Viking way!
1642
01:20:51,190 --> 01:20:53,010
Yes, thank you, thank you.
1643
01:20:53,890 --> 01:20:54,930
You did it.
1644
01:20:56,050 --> 01:20:57,710
You fucking saved me.
1645
01:20:57,910 --> 01:21:01,020
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
1646
01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:06,060
Thanks.
1647
01:21:15,910 --> 01:21:16,910
- What is...
- I mean...
1648
01:21:17,090 --> 01:21:19,100
- Okay.
- I guess we did it.
1649
01:21:19,300 --> 01:21:20,690
We did that shit!
1650
01:21:20,890 --> 01:21:21,890
I mean...
1651
01:21:21,970 --> 01:21:22,970
Really proud of you.
1652
01:21:24,210 --> 01:21:25,830
I'm proud of us.
1653
01:21:30,670 --> 01:21:32,130
I do wanna say, um,
1654
01:21:33,170 --> 01:21:35,200
I feel like you killed that guy.
1655
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:36,870
Oh, yeah. I mean, we killed...
1656
01:21:37,070 --> 01:21:38,070
I think we killed...
1657
01:21:38,150 --> 01:21:39,910
- You killed that guy...
- No.
1658
01:21:40,110 --> 01:21:42,670
- Yeah, he's dead. That's dead.
- No. Oh, my God.
1659
01:21:42,870 --> 01:21:44,350
Yeah, we killed a couple. We killed...
1660
01:21:45,140 --> 01:21:46,210
we killed a lot of guys.
1661
01:21:46,410 --> 01:21:47,800
I... Let's just...
We'll process it later.
1662
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:49,000
- Much later.
- Later.
1663
01:21:49,120 --> 01:21:50,530
- Yeah.
- Um...
1664
01:21:51,610 --> 01:21:52,690
Do you wanna...
1665
01:21:53,950 --> 01:21:54,990
Yeah.
1666
01:22:01,410 --> 01:22:03,610
I just wanna say I'm sorry.
1667
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:06,190
You don't have to forgive
me at all or anything.
1668
01:22:06,390 --> 01:22:09,860
But I, like, really want
you to know how sorry I am.
1669
01:22:10,060 --> 01:22:13,070
I was kind of insane,
1670
01:22:13,270 --> 01:22:16,450
and the sheer amount
of lies I told is...
1671
01:22:16,650 --> 01:22:18,160
is shocking,
1672
01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:19,760
and it doesn't excuse what I did.
1673
01:22:20,890 --> 01:22:22,600
But I really liked getting to know you.
1674
01:22:24,350 --> 01:22:27,960
And I still really like you.
1675
01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:29,870
- I just...
- You know, you didn't have to start,
1676
01:22:29,871 --> 01:22:32,820
like, a whole fight
club just to date me.
1677
01:22:34,530 --> 01:22:38,640
You could have just, like, talked to me.
1678
01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:41,180
Oh. Okay, uh, I don't really know
1679
01:22:41,380 --> 01:22:43,900
how true that is. You
know what I mean...
1680
01:22:56,770 --> 01:22:58,450
Man, I knew women were good.
1681
01:22:58,650 --> 01:23:00,890
I been sayin' that shit
the whole time, man.
1682
01:23:04,810 --> 01:23:06,080
♪ Vikings! ♪
1683
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:10,300
♪ Hey, hey, here we go! ♪
♪ Rockbridge Vikings! ♪
1684
01:23:10,500 --> 01:23:11,670
♪ Hey, hey, here we go! ♪
1685
01:23:11,870 --> 01:23:13,230
Oh, so sorry.
1686
01:23:14,530 --> 01:23:16,140
- Yeah!
- Oh.
1687
01:23:16,340 --> 01:23:18,180
Yes, queen!
1688
01:23:18,380 --> 01:23:19,380
Yeah!
1689
01:23:19,550 --> 01:23:20,600
Attention, everyone.
1690
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:22,600
It seems like these Huntington players
1691
01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:24,140
- are not only shitty...
- Yes, queen!
1692
01:23:24,340 --> 01:23:25,520
... football players,
1693
01:23:25,720 --> 01:23:28,980
but they're also dead
cheating bitch asses.
1694
01:23:29,180 --> 01:23:32,820
Meanin' the Vikings
once again win the game!
1695
01:23:33,020 --> 01:23:36,410
- Whoo!
- Decompose, you fuckers!
1696
01:23:58,530 --> 01:23:59,530
Damn it.
1697
01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:01,570
That was my thing!
1698
01:24:26,390 --> 01:24:28,040
By the way, what the
fuck are you wearing?
1699
01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:30,690
You got suspenders over your
nipples like a goddamn freak.
1700
01:24:38,440 --> 01:24:39,800
Not gonna come to any meetings.
1701
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:41,010
It's gonna be fine.
1702
01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:42,490
He's so preoccupied with his divor...
1703
01:24:43,490 --> 01:24:45,180
Yeah.
1704
01:24:45,380 --> 01:24:46,890
I drank before I came to class.
1705
01:24:47,090 --> 01:24:48,490
- What?
- Sorry.
1706
01:24:54,630 --> 01:24:56,280
You got this, Jeff! You got it!
1707
01:24:56,480 --> 01:24:57,860
Oh, shit.
1708
01:24:58,060 --> 01:24:59,860
You scarin' the shit out
of me, boy. You all right?
1709
01:25:00,060 --> 01:25:01,060
- Good shit.
- I got this.
1710
01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:26,430
Y'all were two of my
top students, I think.
1711
01:25:26,630 --> 01:25:27,810
Oh, no, that was two other students.
1712
01:25:28,010 --> 01:25:29,730
But at the end of the
day, it don't matter.
1713
01:25:29,930 --> 01:25:32,620
This shit is, like, beyond me.
1714
01:25:34,670 --> 01:25:36,570
Not Beyond Meat, like the fake meat,
1715
01:25:36,770 --> 01:25:38,530
but beyond me, like...
1716
01:25:38,730 --> 01:25:42,280
Who does that? Where do they do that at?
1717
01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:46,370
Y'all out here forty-two
fakin' for the bacon.
1718
01:25:46,570 --> 01:25:47,680
You understand what I'm sayin'?
1719
01:25:51,810 --> 01:25:54,710
God, this is the most
depressing shit ever.
1720
01:25:54,910 --> 01:25:56,550
Oh, wait, fuck me.
1721
01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:00,010
Idiot. Idiot!
1722
01:26:00,210 --> 01:26:01,405
She's still laughing
1723
01:26:01,406 --> 01:26:02,510
because of the last laugh.
1724
01:26:02,710 --> 01:26:04,720
No! Fuck!
1725
01:26:07,910 --> 01:26:09,240
Cut, cut.
1726
01:26:12,660 --> 01:26:13,860
Hey, guys.
1727
01:26:14,050 --> 01:26:15,960
Hey, guys. Hi.
1728
01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:19,460
Hey, guys. Sorry.
1729
01:26:37,350 --> 01:26:39,170
You look like you yodel.
1730
01:26:39,370 --> 01:26:41,690
You look super religious.
1731
01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:49,520
Get fucked, Janice.
1732
01:26:49,720 --> 01:26:51,140
Get railed, Janice.
1733
01:26:51,340 --> 01:26:52,450
Eat a dick, Janice.
1734
01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:58,520
God, what is happening to this country?
1735
01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:00,360
- Why?
- Why?
1736
01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:02,630
This is not the Viking way!
1737
01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:07,840
How old are you? I put whiskey in that.
1738
01:27:18,730 --> 01:27:21,550
Actually dealin' with the "D" word.
1739
01:27:21,750 --> 01:27:23,340
- Death.
- No.
1740
01:27:23,540 --> 01:27:25,010
- Dinosaurs.
- No.
1741
01:27:25,210 --> 01:27:26,260
- Depression?
- If you don't...
1742
01:27:26,460 --> 01:27:28,260
Deez nuts!
1743
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:38,000
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