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The stew smells delicious, Auntie. Mmm.
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That is very kind, Bob.
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Would anyone else like to praise me?
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I cannot wait.
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Wonderful.
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Oh, thank you.
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Why do you insist on doing
all the cooking yourself?
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You have a legendary hostess
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wasting away on your lumpy couch.
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Yeah, let her help,
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instead of sitting
here counting my beers.
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Three.
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It's Saturday and I'm not driving.
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Auntie, maybe next week,
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Mummy can help with some
of the preparations.
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I will not waste my
talents cutting onions.
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And I do not need help cutting onions.
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What is wrong with you?
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Nice try, honey.
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My wife has always
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prepared the family meal by herself.
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30 years, I've never lifted
a finger in that kitchen.
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Have you ever actually tried to help?
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I do not need your advice
navigating my marriage.
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My dinners in Nigeria were
the talk of the village.
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Mm-hmm.
You would wake us up at 5:00 a.m.
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to season the meat for the stew.
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You see? I fed everyone,
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and I created wonderful
childhood memories.
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Well, that was Nigeria.
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This is Olu town.
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I am just trying to make
your life easier, sister.
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I do not need your help.
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Understood.
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Is something burning?
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No.
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I see. That is how you
want your food to smell.
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Now that church is over,
it is time for the real miracle.
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- My cooking.
- Oh.
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It would be blasphemy
if it were not true.
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Is there room for another pot?
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Uh-uh, what is that?
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If I cannot cook for my family,
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I will cook for my church.
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You made jollof?
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I did.
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But I made jollof.
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You did.
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All right, look, hot pot,
where we putting this?
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Over there by the silverware.
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- All right.
- No.
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- It will go right here.
- Okay.
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Bob, if you place that
jollof next to my wife's,
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you and I will have a problem.
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Fine, you deal with it.
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Ow! Jesus has risen!
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Forgive me, my love,
but I had no choice.
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Just as I had no choice
but to show these people
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which of us is the better cook.
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You have challenged my
place in this church.
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I rebuke you, demon.
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Hello, blessed day to you all.
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Hello, Pastor.
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Uh, I'd shake hands,
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but I have third-degree burns.
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Sister Olu.
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- Pastor.
- Joseph.
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Ebun.
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I brought my jollof.
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How wonderful.
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Mine is wonderful, also.
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Ah.
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My, uh, my rice bowl runneth over.
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Brother Tunde,
may I have a word with you?
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Ah. Enjoy your quibbling.
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I have a one-on-one
with God's number two.
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Have you no shame?
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Shaking your jollof in his face.
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The only one shaking is you.
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Can you please stop arguing?
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We're in the house of God.
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Yeah, and it's just rice.
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I don't know why I said that.
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As you may know,
Deacon Edu has fallen ill.
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I heard he cheated on his wife
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and was asked to join
a different church.
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He has fallen ill.
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Ah.
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Pneumonia it is.
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I would like you to take
his place as deacon.
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I would be honored.
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And I promise, no scandals.
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My hips and lips belong to Olu.
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We can start you next Sunday.
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Ah, I will work on my sermon.
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The deacon does not give a sermon.
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Wait till you hear it.
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Would you care for some jollof?
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If you prefer flavor,
you might like this one.
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They are both good.
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Just walk away, man.
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There he is.
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The sharp-dressed deacon.
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I must say, I think it is a winner.
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How's my back side?
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Great.
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You didn't even look, Bob.
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I did not.
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To think I was a lowly parishioner.
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You've come a long way, baby.
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What's a deacon do anyway?
Is that like a head usher?
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That is like calling the
cardinal a head bishop.
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Which would be... wrong?
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As deacon,
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I am the pastor's right
hand in all things.
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I also help people find their seats.
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Well, you look great.
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And you're making me want jelly beans.
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You should get something for yourself.
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Eh, I got plenty of suits.
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Ah, yes, but nothing that
says the deacon is your BFF.
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What size are you?
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I don't even know.
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Last 20 years,
all my suits have been tailored.
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Talk about a rich man's problem.
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It's actually a fat man's problem.
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A rich fat man.
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Oh, my God.
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It fits.
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And your pants are
hanging nicely as well.
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Unlike you, I am...
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...secure enough to look.
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I haven't been this size since...
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never.
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You have worked very hard, Bob.
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You should be proud.
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I am.
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I look in that mirror,
and I like what I see.
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It is wonderful.
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Don't do that, 'cause if you start,
I'm gonna start.
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Ah, come here.
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Ah. E kaale, Mummy.
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Kaale, Abishola.
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Ah, something smells good.
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There was such a lovely
response to my jollof,
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I thought I'd bring okra stew on Sunday.
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Are you trying to take over
the whole church potluck?
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No.
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Just the dishes your auntie makes.
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Mummy, please consider her feelings.
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What about mine?
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In Nigeria,
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my house was the center
of every gathering.
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There was always food and
many mouths to enjoy it.
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You were the perfect host.
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And now our home is just me,
you and white people.
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I want you to know you
can host anytime you want.
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You mean that?
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Of course.
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Perhaps a weekly dinner.
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It could be as simple as you and Bob.
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I just want to feel
like Mama Ebun again.
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We can absolutely do that.
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Thank you, you are a good daughter.
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Saturdays are best for me.
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But that is the night
Auntie Olu hosts our dinner.
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Saturdays are best for me.
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I can't believe you fell in love
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with someone who could
fill this thing out.
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What a fool I was to love
someone for who they are.
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And now you can be shallow
'cause I'm hot.
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Okay. Shut up and look pretty.
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Ooh, I like that.
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I need a lie to tell Auntie
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why we cannot have dinner
with her on Saturday.
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Well, why do we need to lie?
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Just tell her we're eating with Ebun.
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Did you lose weight in your brain?
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Fine. Well, let's, uh,
let's pick a fun excuse.
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Ooh, how about a hockey game?
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Mm-mm. That's not believable.
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Going to a play would be a better lie.
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Come on, I hate plays.
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We're not really going.
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Well, why can't we not go
somewhere I like?
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Just tell your mom to
pick another night.
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You don't think I've tried that?
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I am sick and tired of this whole thing.
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They are behaving like children.
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Your mother's not home.
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If I disrespect her loud enough,
she will appear.
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Forget it.
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We will have dinner here with Mummy,
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then we will go to
Auntie's and eat again.
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Are they both making rice?
'Cause that's a lot of carbs.
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Fine, you tell them who you love more.
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Okay, fine, two dinners.
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But when this thing fits me again,
that's on you.
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It's official, I'm out of shape.
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I can't eat two dinners anymore.
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We have to or we'll
break Auntie's heart.
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Look, do I have food in my teeth?
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No, you're good.
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How am I doing?
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You smell like a giant oxtail.
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Here.
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What the hell?
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What are you doing? That is perfume.
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Well, I know that now.
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How do you like your moi-moi?
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Oh, it's as delicious as always, Auntie.
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Then why aren't you eating it?
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Oh, I am.
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Mmm.
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Are you a bird? Eat.
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Yeah, eat. I finished mine.
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Oh, don't worry, Bob.
There is plenty more.
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Oh, Lord, thank you.
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Anyone like to hear a Bible joke?
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What did Noah say to Abraham?
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What?
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Nothing. They lived 1,000 years apart!
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It is hilarious because it is factual.
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It-It is a little deacon humor.
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You'll be hearing more of
that at church tomorrow.
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And then we'll have to eat again.
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Did you have dinner with your
mother before coming here?
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Of course not.
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I just wear perfume now.
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Then why did she send a picture of Bob
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eating her jollof with the caption
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"This is Bob eating my jollof"?
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Uh, let me see that.
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That's not me, that's that AI stuff.
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What is going on here?
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We owe them the truth.
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He had dinner with Mummy.
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I was at a hockey game.
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Really?
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Ah, there is my purple king.
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It is almost sinful how good I look.
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I know it is sinful what I am thinking.
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Ooh.
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Let me get my bag and we will go.
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Did you not cook anything
for after the service?
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The potluck is small potatoes.
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I am a deacon's wife now.
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Ooh. My Michelle Obama.
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Besides, if Ebun makes a snide comment,
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my hands will be free to smack her.
258
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Well, surely you will not
fight in the church.
259
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Eh, she is my elder.
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I will let her swing first.
261
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Well, maybe because
it is such a-a special day,
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you can try and be the bigger person.
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I have been the bigger
person for 60 years.
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I have had enough.
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Y-You are right, of course.
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Whatever happens,
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at least I got to be
deacon for one Sunday.
268
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,290
Oh, my dear. It will not come to that.
269
00:13:42,390 --> 00:13:44,358
Oh, thank goodness.
270
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:47,027
Unless she pushes me.
271
00:13:49,482 --> 00:13:52,164
_
272
00:13:52,937 --> 00:13:56,304
Eat, everyone. Eat from my bounty.
273
00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:01,008
She seems pretty pleased
with herself over there.
274
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:04,978
If Olu was here,
she would drag Ebun out by her gele.
275
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,914
Is that why she did not come?
276
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,550
We agreed that if she is
going to assault your mother,
277
00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:11,952
it should not be in the house of God.
278
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,388
I'm sure we didn't help.
279
00:14:14,488 --> 00:14:16,457
Sorry about the whole
double-dinner thing.
280
00:14:16,557 --> 00:14:18,692
Mm, we were just trying
to make everyone happy.
281
00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:21,562
Instead,
you left a trail of destruction.
282
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,933
So, Deacon Tunde. How does it feel?
283
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,468
Lonely and hollow.
284
00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:31,472
Your uncle is a funny man.
285
00:14:31,572 --> 00:14:34,875
Ooh! Has he told you the
one about Noah and Abraham?
286
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,210
Yes, very factual.
287
00:14:38,579 --> 00:14:41,449
Tunde, some of the church elders and I
288
00:14:41,549 --> 00:14:43,417
have an after-service tradition.
289
00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:46,320
- And there is a cigar with your name on it.
- Ah.
290
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,956
I have been tapped.
291
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,591
I am a made man.
292
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,125
Whoopie.
293
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,927
I feel nothing.
294
00:14:55,563 --> 00:14:57,698
I should not have lied to Auntie.
295
00:14:57,798 --> 00:14:59,600
Hey, you tried your best to help.
296
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:02,570
But the two of them are
worse than Cain and Abel.
297
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,006
What, I can't make church jokes?
298
00:15:07,508 --> 00:15:10,611
My, who knew how friendly
these people could be
299
00:15:10,711 --> 00:15:12,946
once they are properly fed.
300
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,348
Mummy...
301
00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:17,050
I am sorry your auntie
feels so intimidated
302
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,086
that she cannot even show her face here.
303
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:22,089
But I will not dim my light for anyone.
304
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:24,191
Why do you have to dim somebody else's?
305
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,426
Excuse me?
306
00:15:25,526 --> 00:15:27,260
Auntie Olu is beloved in this church
307
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:30,163
and you have made her feel
unwanted and unwelcome.
308
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,166
She is just sensitive.
She has always been this way.
309
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,436
Maybe you could learn
some sensitivity from her.
310
00:15:35,536 --> 00:15:37,671
Ah-ah. Do not speak to me this way.
311
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,240
I am not one of your buddies.
312
00:15:41,242 --> 00:15:43,276
All right, look.
Maybe we should do what my family does
313
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,212
and fight in the car on the way home.
314
00:15:46,314 --> 00:15:49,550
We are not fighting,
and I have nothing else to say.
315
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,721
You brought this on yourself.
316
00:15:54,655 --> 00:15:56,724
With respect.
317
00:16:00,201 --> 00:16:02,472
_
318
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,302
E kaasan, Auntie.
319
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,038
Hello, Abishola.
320
00:16:11,088 --> 00:16:12,890
Are you just coming from a hockey game?
321
00:16:16,026 --> 00:16:17,928
May I come in?
322
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:35,213
Uncle looked very nice
in his suit today.
323
00:16:35,313 --> 00:16:36,547
Of course he did.
324
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,349
He is my sexy muffin.
325
00:16:39,983 --> 00:16:41,619
Now, what do you want?
326
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:43,387
I have informed Mummy
327
00:16:43,487 --> 00:16:45,656
that we will be having dinner
with you next Saturday.
328
00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:47,625
You should eat dinner with your mother.
329
00:16:47,725 --> 00:16:49,227
Uh...
330
00:16:49,327 --> 00:16:51,262
But we've always eaten with you.
331
00:16:51,362 --> 00:16:53,364
Tunde and I have plans.
332
00:16:53,464 --> 00:16:55,533
We are going out to meet other old,
lonely people
333
00:16:55,633 --> 00:16:57,801
whose family have betrayed them.
334
00:16:59,984 --> 00:17:03,240
Auntie, I know you are angry with me,
335
00:17:03,341 --> 00:17:05,409
but that is no reason
to change tradition.
336
00:17:05,508 --> 00:17:08,711
I'm not angry.
Your mother lives here now.
337
00:17:08,812 --> 00:17:10,381
She is more important.
338
00:17:11,026 --> 00:17:12,916
You're also important.
339
00:17:13,016 --> 00:17:15,453
You took care of Dele and
me when we had no one.
340
00:17:15,553 --> 00:17:19,022
We did. But now you no longer need us.
341
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:22,159
You are a matriarch as much as Mummy is.
342
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:25,863
Do you mean that?
343
00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:27,531
Of course I do.
344
00:17:28,532 --> 00:17:30,067
Thank you.
345
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:35,038
When we get old and it is
time to move into your home,
346
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:37,641
Tunde and I would like
the first-floor bedroom.
347
00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:41,211
But that is Mummy's room.
348
00:17:41,312 --> 00:17:43,514
Tunde and I would like
the first-floor bedroom.
349
00:17:50,632 --> 00:17:52,900
_
350
00:17:57,928 --> 00:17:59,763
I do not need help with dinner.
351
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:03,166
I am here to apologize.
352
00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:05,869
Oh. Okay, come in.
353
00:18:08,472 --> 00:18:12,643
My disrespectful daughter
made a few good points.
354
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:15,679
I am sorry if I made you feel
355
00:18:15,779 --> 00:18:18,582
like I do not value your
place in this family.
356
00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:21,419
Thank you, Sister.
357
00:18:22,653 --> 00:18:25,022
When Abishola moved to America,
358
00:18:25,122 --> 00:18:26,724
the only way I was
able to sleep at night
359
00:18:26,824 --> 00:18:28,926
was knowing you were looking after her.
360
00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,894
I was happy to do it.
361
00:18:30,994 --> 00:18:32,930
For you and for her.
362
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:34,498
Thank you.
363
00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:41,339
May I tell you a secret?
364
00:18:41,439 --> 00:18:43,006
Of course.
365
00:18:43,106 --> 00:18:45,776
I always put a stick
of butter in my jollof.
366
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:48,546
Ah-ah. Butter in jollof?
367
00:18:48,646 --> 00:18:51,615
I know.
It spits in the face of our traditions,
368
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:54,284
but it is so damn good.
369
00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:56,554
I will take your secret to the grave.
370
00:18:56,654 --> 00:18:58,055
And to my pot.
371
00:19:00,824 --> 00:19:01,825
Ah, Mummy, Auntie,
372
00:19:01,925 --> 00:19:03,226
do you need help?
373
00:19:03,327 --> 00:19:04,962
Stay out of the kitchen
while we are working!
374
00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:06,296
Go and set the table!
375
00:19:07,465 --> 00:19:08,832
Yes, Mummy.
376
00:19:12,036 --> 00:19:14,171
They shouted at me together.
377
00:19:15,138 --> 00:19:17,341
That's great, honey.
378
00:19:18,842 --> 00:19:20,077
I was just thinking,
379
00:19:20,177 --> 00:19:21,479
if we're all moving in together,
380
00:19:21,579 --> 00:19:23,881
we're going to need a bigger house.
381
00:19:24,494 --> 00:19:26,450
Well, who said
we were moving in together?
382
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,754
You may want to talk to your wife.
383
00:20:03,461 --> 00:20:06,140
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