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Hey, what are you doing home
in the middle of the afternoon?
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Look outside.
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l guess the day got away from me.
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-So you still depressed?
-What do you think?
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By the looks of things. . .
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. . .l'd say you're one sad song away
from deep-throating a shotgun.
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Be a pal and put down a tarp first.
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How did my life get to this point,
Charlie?
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How does how does a man
sink this low?
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Well, in all fairness,
you had a running start.
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Sorry, sorry. Go on.
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Things were going so well.
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l had a young, hot girlfriend
who fulfilled all my sexual desires.
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-How many desires are we talking about?
-Just the one. You know. . .
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. . .for sex.
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But now she's gone.
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Buddy, she's not really gone.
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You know where she is.
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Yeah.
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And where is that, Alan?
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Why are you doing this?
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Say it, Alan. The healing begins
when you can say it out loud.
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My girlfriend is living with my ex-wife.
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You know, l was wrong.
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lt's not the healing that begins
when you say it out loud. . .
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. . .it's the laughter.
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Nice talking to you.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Hold on. Don't you wanna hear
how l can help you with all this?
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l'm not going back to Tijuana
for another X-rated performance. . .
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. . .of The Bride and the Burro.
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Okay. First of all,
that's not what l was gonna suggest.
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But if you recall, that trip
got you through a particularly dark. . .
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. . .depressing part of your divorce.
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The first time you smiled in months
was when you caught the bouquet.
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All right,
against my better judgment. . .
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. . .l'm gonna go and ask.
How do you propose to help me?
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Well, first let's make sure
that we agree on the problem.
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-Your ex-wife befriended your girlfriend.
-Yes.
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And your girlfriend has moved in
with your ex-wife.
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Yes.
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Your ex-wife is turning
your girlfriend against you.
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Do we have to go through this?
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Just until it stops being funny.
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Anyway, it would seem to me
the simple solution is to find someone. . .
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. . .to speak to Kandi on your behalf.
Someone she trusts.
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Yes, that would be great.
Now, what's your point?
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Charlie?
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lf you're not coming back. . .
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. . .at least tell me
where you keep the fresh batteries.
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l'll be right up.
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And it's rechargeable.
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My point is,
l'm banging Kandi's mom.
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What?
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You're welcome.
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Who is it?
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You know damn well who it is.
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l'm entertaining.
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Not as much as you seem to think.
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Hang on.
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No, not you. You let go.
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Come on in, Alan.
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-Are you decent?
-He's above average.
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Just come in.
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Come on.
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Oh, he's cute.
l can see why Kandi likes him.
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Used to like him.
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Oh yeah, l'm so sorry about that.
Come, sit. Let's talk about it.
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Are you sure l'm not interrupting?
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Don't worry about it.
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Kind of hit
the seventh-inning stretch anyway.
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You can go two more innings?
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Even if l have to start throwing
knuckle balls.
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Sit down.
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Okay.
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So you're Kandi's mom, huh?
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-Mandi.
-Alan.
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Some grip, huh?
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Well, Mandi, l can see where--
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Where your daughter
gets her good looks from.
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Thank you. You know,
a lot of people think we're sisters.
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Oh, there's a mental picture that'll get
me through the last two innings.
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-Don't be naughty.
-Why, are you gonna spank me?
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-l just might.
-l just might let you.
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l just might go hang myself.
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Oh, relax.
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Oh, Kandi said he was a little shy.
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First time they had sex,
he didn't take his shirt off.
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Excuse me, that wasn't shyness.
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The first time l had sex with your
daughter, l barely got my pants off.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, boundaries.
This is Kandi's mom.
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Oh, l'm sorry. l didn't mean
to create an awkward moment.
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But enough about me.
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How is it that you two are. . . .
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l mean, you know. . .
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. . .how did you exactly--?
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What the hell is going on here?
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Good question, and a great story.
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Mandi showed up here
looking for Kandi.
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That's not a great story.
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Sure it is. lt's already had like
half a dozen happy endings.
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You are definitely going over my knee.
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Alan, we gotta wrap it up here.
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But you said
you'd help me with Kandi.
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l didn't say now.
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-Do you want me to talk to her?
-l would really appreciate it.
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Excuse me, but the pitcher's all
warmed up and ready to take the mound.
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Of course,
l'm kind of busy at the moment.
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Got it.
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Oh, charge!
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-Hey, Dad. Mom, Dad's here.
-Hey.
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No, don't, don't bother your mom.
ls Kandi around?
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-Yeah, she lives here now.
-l know.
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Does this mean she and Mom are gay?
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-No, it does not.
-Too bad.
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-Why?
-Be a lot easier to explain.
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-Could you just tell Kandi l'm here?
-Okay. Kandi, my dad's here.
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-What do you want, Alan?
-l wanna talk to Kandi.
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-l don't think that's a good idea.
-Why?
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She's a sweet, innocent girl.
l don't want you to ruin her life too.
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-Too? How did l ruin your life?
-You stole my youth.
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You took my house.
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That seems like a fair trade.
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Face it. This escapade with Kandi
is just a pathetic attempt. . .
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. . .to find a younger version of me.
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Are you kidding?
Judith, l had a younger version of you. . .
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. . .and let me tell you,
it was no great shakes.
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lt's okay, Judith. l'll talk to him.
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He doesn't want to talk to you. There's
only one thing a man is interested in.
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What?
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Forget it. l'm here if you need me.
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Hello, Alan.
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Listen, Kandi,
l'm really sorry about our fight.
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l know l can be a little bit
of a control freak and--
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But l honestly care for you. . .
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. . .and l hope you'll give me
another chance.
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l see. Excuse me.
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l can't let you steal my youth.
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You're not fooling anybody, Judith.
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Come on, Kandi,
tell me what you think.
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Okay. l think we've reached
an implants in our relationship.
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lmpasse.
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l think we've reached an impasse
in our relationship. Goodbye.
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Excuse me,
is this Judith Harper's house?
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Yeah. She traded it for her youth.
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-Hi, Daddy.
-Hi, sweetheart.
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Come on in.
Judith can't wait to meet you.
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l can't wait to meet her.
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l know you two
are gonna love each other.
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l watch one donkey sex show. . .
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. . .and you make me pay for it
the rest of my life.
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Who is it?
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Don't screw with me, Charlie.
We need to talk.
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Give me a sec.
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Charlie, you're just making it tighter.
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Oh, the hell with it. Come on in, Alan.
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-Hey there.
-Hiya.
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-You know, l can come back.
-lt's okay, Alan. Come, sit.
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All right.
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So how did it go with Kandi?
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lf it had gone well. . .
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. . .do you think l'd be sitting here
talking to two half-naked people?
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-Alan?
-What?
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l'm completely naked.
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What happened, Alan?
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Well, as l suspected, Judith has turned
your daughter against me.
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Well, l'm not surprised.
Kandi's always been very suggestible.
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You know, until she was 8
she thought this was her nose.
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That's kind of cute.
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When Alan was 8, l convinced him
he only had two weeks to live.
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But l suppose that tells you more
about me than him.
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Yeah, good times.
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But back to recent events--
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Remember when l told you the cat-litter
box was filled with Almond Roca?
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He ate four of them.
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Are we done visiting Charlie Harper's
Museum of Sibling Cruelty?
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l have something to talk about.
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Oh, l'm sorry.
l didn't realize l was interrupting you.
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Go ahead, Alan.
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Thank you.
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So as l was leaving
my ex-wife's house. . .
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. . .l ran into your ex-husband.
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-Andy?
-l guess.
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Wait a second.
lt's Mandi, Andy and Kandi?
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What's your point?
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No point.
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Mandi, Andy, Kandi.
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Dandy.
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Anyway, it appears as if Kandi has set
my ex-wife up on a blind date with him.
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How nice.
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Nice? How is that nice?
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Well, he's been kind of depressed
since we broke up.
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lt's good to see
he's getting back on the horse.
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But that horse is my ex-wife.
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Speaking of which, did you ever see
The Bride and the Burro in Tijuana?
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See it? l caught the bouquet.
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So did Alan.
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Always a bridesmaid, never a burro.
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Charlie,
l'm starting to lose feeling in my arm.
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Oh, l'm sorry.
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Hey, you went pretty far in the scouts.
Can you undo this knot?
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Gee, actually,
l specialized in lndian lore.
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Beaded belts, arrowheads.
But, good luck though.
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Maybe you should go get
a pair of scissors.
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Hang on, let me untie my feet.
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We really didn't think this through,
did we?
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So has your mom
been seeing a lot of Kandi's dad?
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That's right. lf she married him,
Kandi would be your stepsister.
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Hey, hey, hey, do you happen to know
if they're going out tonight?
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Yep, if l married Kandi,
she would be your stepmother.
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But--
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But tonight--
ls your mom going out tonight?
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Yeah, yeah, l get it. lf Kandi
took a poop, it would be your step-stool.
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All right, well. . .
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. . .it's always good to talk to you.
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Love you, buddy.
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Did you get all that, Berta?
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l think so, but let's do a quick recap.
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Your girlfriend's
living with your ex-wife.
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Your ex-wife's
dating your girlfriend's father.
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To top it off,
you're trying to get useful intelligence. . .
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. . .from a kid who's got
precious little to spare.
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Okay, just checking.
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Hey, Berta.
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-l want you to meet Mandi. Mandi, Berta.
-Hi.
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Listen. . .
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. . .we got a pair of scissors handy?
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Oh, Charlie, that's a silk tie.
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Why didn't you use
one of the poly blends?
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Hey, hey, wait a minute, that's my tie.
You ruined my tie.
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Oh, yeah.
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You're not gonna be happy
about your electric toothbrush either.
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Kandi's told me
so many nice things about you.
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How do you know Kandi?
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-She's my daughter.
-Your daughter?
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Sweet whistling Geronimo.
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You people are like a box of hamsters,
just crawling all over each other.
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Yes, yes.
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-We all get how this looks, Berta.
-Hey, l'm not knocking it.
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l'm just wondering when some of that
gravy's gonna spill over on my taters.
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Hey, what's up?
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What's up? What are you doing here?
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Well, Mandi came over
to put in a good word for you. . .
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. . .and l figured l'd tag along for grins.
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Here comes one now.
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Come on in.
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l'm in a nightmare
and l can't wake up.
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Sit down. Make yourself at home.
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Thanks. . .
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. . .l will.
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-Where's-- Where's Jake?
-He's at a sleepover.
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Hi, Alan.
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How are you?
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About two heartbeats
from a brain aneurysm.
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00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:33,909
Where's Kandi?
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She's in her room.
But l thought we should talk first.
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We just have a few questions.
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About what?
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Charlie?
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Well, Kandi's mom and l are
a little concerned about your intentions.
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You should be. . .
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. . .because l intend to kill you.
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That's the kind of attitude. . .
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. . .that isn't gonna win you
a lot of friends around here, mister.
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Alan, you're a very sweet man.
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But let's face facts.
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Kandi has her whole life ahead of her,
while you. . .
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. . .not so much.
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-Kandi?
-Alan?
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00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,669
-l am so sorry.
-No, l'm sorry.
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Oh, isn't that sweet?
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-l missed you so much.
-l missed you too, huggy bear.
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Mom, l'm gonna go have sex with Alan,
okay?
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You kids have fun.
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00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,118
-Hold on there, young man.
-What?
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Don't be a selfish lover.
Consider her needs.
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00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,751
This isn't over.
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00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:52,829
You're right.
He is easy to screw with.
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00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:57,232
Hey, four pieces of Almond Roca.
Even the cat was laughing at him.
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00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,591
So should we head back to my place?
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00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,748
l suppose.
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00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,275
What's wrong?
283
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,351
Nothing. lt's just. . .
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00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,351
. . .we've already had sex there.
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00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,876
Oh, baby. l really, really like you.
286
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,075
Well, thank you, Judith.
l had a wonderful evening.
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00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,708
l hope we can do it again some--
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00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,400
Maybe catch a movie.
289
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,555
Or go for a hike.
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00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,268
l'm guessing that's your ex-husband.
291
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,670
-Good-looking man.
-Oh, he's gorgeous.
292
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,034
Dumb as wood.
293
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,428
Oh, my Lord.
294
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,115
But it's good wood.
295
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:48,198
-l better find Alan so we can get out.
-You wanna leave? This is so hot.
296
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:52,114
Oh, Mandi, you just keep getting better
and better.
297
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:56,717
-Hang on while l give Alan a heads up.
-Hurry back and give me one.
298
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,112
Alan?
299
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,393
Alan?
300
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,313
You're the most beautiful man
l've ever seen.
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00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,198
Not Alan.
302
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,912
Couldn't find him.
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00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:24,753
Mandi.
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00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,439
Mandi.
305
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,318
You know what else l like?
Swap meets.
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00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,311
-Swell.
-Yeah.
307
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,153
Your ex-husband
must be a real little guy, huh?
308
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,312
Forget about him.
Let's get some wine in you.
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00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,031
Mandi.
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00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,436
Glasses are in there.
311
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,193
No, no, top shelf.
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00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,595
That's what l'm talking about.
313
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:05,238
Hey, you ever go rock climbing?
lt's a great workout.
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00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,997
Mandi?
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00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,993
Mandi.
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00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,912
Alan?
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00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,277
-Anybody?
-Over here.
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00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,199
Damn it.
319
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:34,677
-What are you doing?
-l was thirsty.
320
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,749
-Have you seen Alan?
-l've been in the closet.
321
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,713
So where the hell is he?
322
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,836
Oh, my, l'm sorry l'm so nervous.
323
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,230
l haven't been with another woman
in a long time.
324
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,119
Yeah, yeah, take off your robe.
325
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,679
Okay.
326
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,429
Hot damn.
327
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:56,032
Yeah, it is hot.
328
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,314
-Hi, Daddy.
-Hey, Judith.
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00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:10,750
Daddy,
l want you to meet my boyfriend, Alan.
330
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,278
-Nice to see you again.
-Small world.
331
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,390
-l said l was sorry.
-Just get out.
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00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,191
l'll give you a call, Judith.
Maybe we'll hit some garage sales.
333
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,112
Yeah, terrific.
334
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,239
l like your daughter.
335
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,916
l like your ex-wife.
336
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,349
Wanna get a drink?
337
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,513
l'm not doing anything.
338
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,915
Do you like garage sales?
339
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,116
Where am l supposed to go?
340
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,635
l don't care. Just leave.
341
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,597
But l thought we were friends.
342
00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:00,753
Friends don't have sex with their friends'
ex-husbands in the first friend's hot tub.
343
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,838
Divorced three years
and he's still ruining my life.
344
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,992
Should have drowned his stupid ass.
345
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,555
-Did you hear something?
-Nope.
346
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,950
-How's the head?
-Let's find out.
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