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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,591 --> 00:00:45,728 Take it. 2 00:00:48,151 --> 00:00:51,450 Let's hurry up, otherwise we'll never finish! 3 00:01:18,311 --> 00:01:20,779 Stop thief! Stop him! 4 00:01:20,791 --> 00:01:22,702 Stop him! 5 00:01:22,711 --> 00:01:24,622 Stop thief! 6 00:01:24,631 --> 00:01:26,542 Stop him! 7 00:01:26,551 --> 00:01:27,939 Stop thief! 8 00:01:29,071 --> 00:01:31,289 Wretched guy! 9 00:01:32,351 --> 00:01:35,093 I got you, you dirty thief! 10 00:01:38,191 --> 00:01:40,773 Stop him! Stop thief! 11 00:01:42,391 --> 00:01:43,608 Stop him! 12 00:01:45,031 --> 00:01:46,248 Stop! 13 00:01:47,711 --> 00:01:50,498 Stop him! Stop thief! 14 00:01:54,511 --> 00:01:55,933 Stop him! 15 00:02:01,031 --> 00:02:05,297 - Come on! - You swine! 16 00:02:05,311 --> 00:02:08,849 Move on! Come on! 17 00:02:09,991 --> 00:02:11,492 Move! 18 00:02:16,631 --> 00:02:21,261 - Where are they going to take that poor fellow? - To the magistrate's court! 19 00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:22,943 See you! 20 00:02:22,951 --> 00:02:28,105 All those like him end up in front of the magistrate sooner or later. 21 00:02:28,111 --> 00:02:32,298 Many other little occurences that happen in town... 22 00:02:32,311 --> 00:02:33,903 also end up in that court. 23 00:02:33,911 --> 00:02:35,981 This swear word, for example, 24 00:02:35,991 --> 00:02:39,825 will be examined, controlled and judged. 25 00:02:39,831 --> 00:02:43,904 This argument between fruit sellers, will also end up in court. 26 00:02:43,911 --> 00:02:46,220 How do I know such things? 27 00:02:46,231 --> 00:02:49,462 Allow me to introduce myyself... I am Augusto Mencacci. 28 00:02:49,471 --> 00:02:53,384 Professional eye witness. 29 00:02:53,391 --> 00:02:56,940 He who wants me can find me here in court everyday. 30 00:02:56,951 --> 00:03:02,139 For sentences up to 3 years and fines up to 100,000 lire, 31 00:03:02,151 --> 00:03:03,618 this is the place... 32 00:03:03,631 --> 00:03:07,579 where an unyielding justice is administered. 33 00:03:07,591 --> 00:03:11,903 I wonder how many times yyou, ve walked past this building, 34 00:03:11,911 --> 00:03:14,300 without thinking of coming in, 35 00:03:14,311 --> 00:03:18,941 and without knowing that in the whole city there is no better 36 00:03:18,951 --> 00:03:20,134 free show than.... 37 00:03:20,111 --> 00:03:24,104 A DAY IN COURT 38 00:03:25,671 --> 00:03:28,663 This film is dedicated to the "usual unknown," to he who steals 39 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:31,658 chickens and wallets from tram's stops, to their defenders, to clerks, 40 00:03:31,671 --> 00:03:33,662 to quarrellers on a bus, and to the ones evicted. 41 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:36,663 To every one who happened to become characters of the daily court events. 42 00:03:36,671 --> 00:03:39,663 The authors of the film wish to thank such characters who, without realizing, 43 00:03:39,671 --> 00:03:42,663 from the columns of the local news have given their contribution. 44 00:03:44,711 --> 00:03:47,623 The court is my kingdom, my field of action. 45 00:03:47,631 --> 00:03:52,739 When I meet a small town guy here, I approach him, I get familiar with him, 46 00:03:52,751 --> 00:03:54,423 and then I take him to the court's bar. 47 00:03:54,431 --> 00:04:00,415 I already had breakfast with bread prickly pears and chilli. 48 00:04:00,431 --> 00:04:04,982 This is the court's bar, it's the epicentre of justice! 49 00:04:04,991 --> 00:04:08,336 - Two coffees and pastries! - No two coffees, that's all! - No, lots of pastry! 50 00:04:08,351 --> 00:04:12,344 - What happened to you? - I received a note and it was written... 51 00:04:12,351 --> 00:04:16,902 Hello? Yes, The court's bar. Lawyer Terenzi? 52 00:04:16,911 --> 00:04:20,460 - Lawyer Terenzi! How boring! - Here he comes! 53 00:04:20,471 --> 00:04:25,261 Hello, I'm lawyer Terenzi. Who's speaking? 54 00:04:25,271 --> 00:04:27,296 Commendatore! How are you? 55 00:04:27,311 --> 00:04:30,542 What? He called you "dirty cuckold"? 56 00:04:30,551 --> 00:04:36,695 Fine! No, I was saying that it's slander! Article 594. 57 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:40,818 Just a second I take a note. "Dirty cuckold...." 58 00:04:40,831 --> 00:04:47,418 - Then? - I received this note, signed by the magistrate. 59 00:04:47,431 --> 00:04:51,856 - Have a look what it's about, I am not an expert. - It's simple. 60 00:04:51,871 --> 00:04:54,863 Also I am a good friend of the magistrate. 61 00:04:54,871 --> 00:05:00,423 - Also, my lawyer friend-of-mine... - What is it? - Something serious. 62 00:05:00,431 --> 00:05:03,457 - Your case is serious! - No! - Yes indeed! 63 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:06,338 - Could I end up in jail? - No! 64 00:05:06,351 --> 00:05:10,663 - But you need some recommendation from the magistrate. - One moment. 65 00:05:10,671 --> 00:05:13,856 I know that this "magistrate" is an important character, 66 00:05:13,871 --> 00:05:16,977 who is more important than a carabinieri officer. 67 00:05:16,991 --> 00:05:22,224 - I can do anything with the magistrate! - Like with the pastries! 68 00:05:22,231 --> 00:05:23,664 Look! 69 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:26,458 Can you see that person getting off the bus? 70 00:05:29,351 --> 00:05:32,024 - He's a magistrate! - That one? 71 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:34,659 His name is Salomone De Russo. 72 00:05:34,671 --> 00:05:38,983 He heads 20 cases per day, for 70,000 lire a month! 73 00:05:38,991 --> 00:05:42,984 His son didn't want to study, he threw him out of the house.... 74 00:05:42,991 --> 00:05:47,337 ...and now he is the centre forward of Lazio soccer team! 75 00:05:47,351 --> 00:05:51,264 His son earns 300.000 lire a month and he is only 21. 76 00:05:51,271 --> 00:05:54,855 He is going to retire soon, and will get 30.000 lire a month. 77 00:05:54,871 --> 00:05:57,624 That's why he's always nervous. 78 00:05:57,631 --> 00:06:00,976 Every morning, before going to court, he comes here and orders.... 79 00:06:00,991 --> 00:06:05,098 - A very strong camomile tea. - We've got a very strong Lazio team! 80 00:06:05,111 --> 00:06:10,697 - You have it. - Doesn't it interest you? - Sport does not interest me. 81 00:06:10,711 --> 00:06:13,100 I have never watched a soccer game, 82 00:06:13,111 --> 00:06:15,341 and I have never read sport newspapers, 83 00:06:15,351 --> 00:06:19,219 in which one finds pictures of pro-cyclists with long noses. 84 00:06:19,231 --> 00:06:23,418 Why do pro-cyclists have long noses? 85 00:06:23,431 --> 00:06:27,697 - However soccer is different! - Really? It's the disease of this century! 86 00:06:27,711 --> 00:06:29,861 And you talk about soccer to me! 87 00:06:29,871 --> 00:06:33,944 I have many reasons for not talking about this sport, but you provoke me. 88 00:06:33,951 --> 00:06:38,138 On Sunday you were not at the stadium to see the game! 89 00:06:38,151 --> 00:06:40,938 But your son was there! What triangulations! 90 00:06:40,951 --> 00:06:47,015 - Were you at the stadium on Sunday? - Of course! We won 5-0! 91 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:50,694 Then you did not see the car crash on Via Appia... 92 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:54,943 as you claimed in court. - Yeah. I was there! - How could you have been? 93 00:06:54,951 --> 00:06:56,623 The crash took place many KM's away... 94 00:06:56,631 --> 00:07:00,897 from that clamorous arena you call a stadium. How did you do it? 95 00:07:00,911 --> 00:07:04,221 - I'm going to charge you! What's up? - Nothing, officer. 96 00:07:04,231 --> 00:07:06,461 I am a judge. 97 00:07:06,471 --> 00:07:08,860 I'm going to charge you! Put the camomile tea on my bill. 98 00:07:08,871 --> 00:07:11,658 - Do I pay it? - No, I'll pay it! 99 00:07:11,671 --> 00:07:14,538 Get moving or I'll send you to jail! 100 00:07:14,551 --> 00:07:18,851 You and some other friend of yours... I understood.... Something! 101 00:07:22,151 --> 00:07:27,134 If all judges treat you like him, I'll end up in jail! 102 00:07:28,471 --> 00:07:31,065 Here! Good, clerk! 103 00:07:31,071 --> 00:07:35,542 Have you mistaken my office for a tavern, for a dive? 104 00:07:35,551 --> 00:07:38,782 - Are you having a meal here? - A meal? 105 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:43,501 It's a very humble breakfast, with four olives and some onions! 106 00:07:43,511 --> 00:07:48,301 - With my salary I can't afford to eat anything else. - Meaning what? 107 00:07:48,311 --> 00:07:52,259 The other one with a coke, cigarettes... It's not a market! 108 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:55,855 Take away all this filth - it smells like a rubbish dump! 109 00:07:55,871 --> 00:07:59,898 - Where should I go? - Go wherever you like! 110 00:07:59,911 --> 00:08:03,256 Will you ever be sent into retirement? 111 00:08:03,271 --> 00:08:06,502 - When they send me, they'll send you to retirement also. - What a pleasure! 112 00:08:06,511 --> 00:08:09,264 We have the same number of years of service. 113 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:14,425 25 years we have been living this life. You pass sentences and I record them. 114 00:08:14,431 --> 00:08:18,219 I look paler because I earn less. You, thanks be to God... 115 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:21,064 No, you look ugly! 116 00:08:21,071 --> 00:08:24,859 Are you surprised? Perhaps you are a Michelangelo cupid? 117 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:27,419 Come on! Let me check the papers. 118 00:08:27,431 --> 00:08:31,015 - Thanks for the compliment. - Not at all. - Can I fetch my hat? 119 00:08:31,031 --> 00:08:34,023 Yes. Where.... There? 120 00:08:34,031 --> 00:08:38,502 - Your hat, on Cicero's head! - It's not your head. 121 00:08:38,511 --> 00:08:40,695 Go, clerk! 122 00:08:40,711 --> 00:08:43,134 Take away this stuff! 123 00:08:43,151 --> 00:08:47,144 And never again put that hat on Cicero's head. 124 00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:52,179 - Yes, but it is still marble! - But this marble means justice! 125 00:08:52,191 --> 00:08:56,025 - It means legality! - My God! - Go! 126 00:08:56,031 --> 00:08:59,774 It's incredible! You understand, Cicero. 127 00:08:59,791 --> 00:09:04,057 Here we are quickly going towards total chaos, dear Cicero. 128 00:09:04,071 --> 00:09:08,064 I feel all alone in this world of corruption. 129 00:09:08,071 --> 00:09:12,303 This life seems to me like collective madness! 130 00:09:12,311 --> 00:09:16,862 Here they indulge in too much, my dear Cicero. 131 00:09:16,871 --> 00:09:21,103 I am the only one who condemns. I condemn! 132 00:09:21,111 --> 00:09:24,774 I condemn! I apply the code! 133 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:29,424 Cicero, we should send all humanity to jail, 134 00:09:29,431 --> 00:09:31,535 nobody excluded. 135 00:09:31,551 --> 00:09:35,021 Whoever condemns deserves to be condemned! 136 00:09:35,031 --> 00:09:37,625 It'sIt's a rule! Like military service! 137 00:09:37,631 --> 00:09:41,055 Six months of military life and one year of compulsory prison. 138 00:09:41,071 --> 00:09:45,383 My dear, if everybody did it... Look here! 139 00:09:45,391 --> 00:09:48,656 Fraud violence, robberies petty thieves... 140 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:51,174 And I should take pity on such people? 141 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:57,221 With total simplicity they tell the most amazing stories! 142 00:09:57,231 --> 00:10:01,099 These people can claim in their cheeky way... 143 00:10:01,271 --> 00:10:05,298 I did not eat the cat! 144 00:10:05,311 --> 00:10:09,543 - Do you think I eat cats? - No, but you steal them! 145 00:10:09,551 --> 00:10:13,260 - I am a gentleman. - It's claimed you cut its throat. 146 00:10:13,271 --> 00:10:15,614 Maybe it was a different cat! 147 00:10:15,631 --> 00:10:19,783 OK let the injured party in, but of course not the cat! 148 00:10:19,791 --> 00:10:23,943 - Quiet! - Dogliotti Pasquale. 149 00:10:23,951 --> 00:10:28,422 - Dogliotti... - Pasquale. - Pasquale. Of... 150 00:10:28,431 --> 00:10:33,414 - Of... - Whose son are you? - Ah! Joseph. - Joseph. 151 00:10:34,591 --> 00:10:39,745 - Your mother? - Mary. - Of course! Joseph and Mary.... Jesus, Jesus! 152 00:10:39,751 --> 00:10:43,619 - What's Mary's family name? - Cancelli. - What? 153 00:10:43,631 --> 00:10:48,261 Leave that formality out! Do you confirm... You confirm. 154 00:10:48,271 --> 00:10:53,061 The innkeeper claims you stole the cat to eat it. 155 00:10:53,071 --> 00:10:56,381 - What do we do? - Do you really believe it? 156 00:10:56,391 --> 00:11:01,055 That's an innkeeper and innkeepers never tell the truth! 157 00:11:01,071 --> 00:11:04,461 Quiet! That's not relevant to the charge. Explain the facts. 158 00:11:04,471 --> 00:11:08,020 That one over there often comes to my tavern to have a quarter-litre. 159 00:11:08,031 --> 00:11:12,343 - Watered! - "You damned,... - Hey!! 160 00:11:12,351 --> 00:11:14,979 If you don't calm down, I'll put you both in prison! 161 00:11:14,991 --> 00:11:19,781 It's bad enough the Republic is disturbed for a cat! 162 00:11:19,791 --> 00:11:22,498 What? 163 00:11:22,511 --> 00:11:25,423 - Keep going. What did you say? - Nothing. 164 00:11:25,431 --> 00:11:32,542 The last time he left the tavern with something under his jacket. 165 00:11:32,551 --> 00:11:37,534 - Eating a cat must be awful. - But it's sweet. 166 00:11:37,551 --> 00:11:42,022 - I ate it in the evening. - A cat is still a cat! 167 00:11:42,031 --> 00:11:45,979 My god! It's disgusting! Anything else to add? No! 168 00:11:45,991 --> 00:11:49,859 There are no more witnesses... Prosecutor! 169 00:11:49,871 --> 00:11:53,375 Minimum sentence according to law. 170 00:11:53,391 --> 00:11:55,256 Ah! Defence! 171 00:11:56,431 --> 00:12:00,743 Distinguished judge, when a little while ago.... 172 00:12:00,751 --> 00:12:06,656 you asked me to assume state defence of this "cat-o-nist", 173 00:12:06,671 --> 00:12:10,539 I gratefully accepted. 174 00:12:10,551 --> 00:12:15,784 Therefore I would like to ask a question of your conscience... 175 00:12:15,791 --> 00:12:18,134 as a fearless judge. 176 00:12:18,151 --> 00:12:24,260 Do cats have any guilt in all of this? No! 177 00:12:24,271 --> 00:12:29,903 Society! Society is made of raging dogs! 178 00:12:29,911 --> 00:12:33,335 Society as written by the divine poet.... 179 00:12:33,351 --> 00:12:37,663 Looking for me, right? I thought so! Let's see... 180 00:12:37,671 --> 00:12:40,856 Section 2 must be this way. 181 00:12:40,871 --> 00:12:44,659 - Leopoldo, hold on. - I hope you aren't telling me the usual stuff! 182 00:12:44,671 --> 00:12:48,255 - I want to resolve this matter. - Why do I have to come too? 183 00:12:48,271 --> 00:12:51,741 - I'm shy! - You shouldn't be; you've done nothing wrong. 184 00:12:51,751 --> 00:12:55,175 - Can't you do it on your own? - No, they all must look at your face. 185 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,819 They all must understand that you cannot easily be kissed. 186 00:12:57,831 --> 00:13:00,743 I am the son of a Christian Democrat MP. 187 00:13:00,751 --> 00:13:04,494 - Dignity, morality... - If you tell the judge... - Excuse me! 188 00:13:04,511 --> 00:13:08,663 If you need anything just ask me. Weapons licence, hunting licence.... 189 00:13:08,671 --> 00:13:12,061 - Private stuff... - Are you a porter? 190 00:13:12,071 --> 00:13:16,258 No, I'm one of many who are here. If you need a lawyer... 191 00:13:16,271 --> 00:13:20,344 - You see? You need a lawyer too. - Yeah! - It's better to pay the fine. 192 00:13:20,351 --> 00:13:24,424 - Let it go! - No! I'll call a lawyer, but I won't pay the fine! 193 00:13:24,431 --> 00:13:26,342 It's a matter of principle. 194 00:13:26,351 --> 00:13:29,855 - Good! I didn't think you could get her acquitted. - Article 599. 195 00:13:29,871 --> 00:13:34,581 - Ah, right! - Morning, lawyer. - I don't need your help. 196 00:13:34,591 --> 00:13:38,209 I know that but that couple needs a lawyer. 197 00:13:39,831 --> 00:13:45,861 - Let's see. - Lawyer, this is just the case for you. 198 00:13:45,871 --> 00:13:50,422 - Lawyer Anastasi, member of the Forum. - Nice to meet you. 199 00:13:50,431 --> 00:13:56,097 - My pleasure. - What is this about? - A kiss in Villa Borghese. 200 00:13:56,111 --> 00:13:59,854 - A not-given kiss in Villa Borghese, right? - Yeah. - Not given. 201 00:13:59,871 --> 00:14:04,456 - Mencacci, you can go now. - Lawyer! - Please. 202 00:14:04,471 --> 00:14:08,055 On the suspicion of a kiss, they have given us a fine. 203 00:14:08,071 --> 00:14:12,815 - You go. - I find him a customer and he doesn't even let me be a witness! 204 00:14:12,831 --> 00:14:15,174 What times! 205 00:14:15,191 --> 00:14:21,858 - Lawyer I've been condemned! - But you'll be acquitted on appeal. 206 00:14:21,871 --> 00:14:25,705 I'll consider the judgement carefully; the case interests me. 207 00:14:25,711 --> 00:14:28,942 If necessary I will bring this cat to the Cassazione! 208 00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:35,382 - What? - Quintiliano! - Holy San Gennaro! 209 00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:39,578 Although I gave my word of honour, they gave us a ticket. 210 00:14:39,591 --> 00:14:43,334 But I won't pay the fine and I will bring the matter to court. 211 00:14:43,351 --> 00:14:46,821 I have no doubt that you are telling me the truth.... 212 00:14:46,831 --> 00:14:49,220 but it is an absurd thesis for the Defence. 213 00:14:49,231 --> 00:14:52,735 They found you at 21;30 in Villa Borghese inside a locked bambino, 214 00:14:52,751 --> 00:14:56,744 - bent over your girlfriend... Nobody will believe it. - What are you saying? 215 00:14:56,751 --> 00:15:00,221 I was having her read my degree thesis. I can swear it! 216 00:15:00,231 --> 00:15:04,622 I swear I was not kissing her. Isn't that enough for the judge? 217 00:15:04,631 --> 00:15:08,624 She can be a witness too. Isn't that right, Teresa? 218 00:15:08,631 --> 00:15:12,783 - Is it so? Really? - Sure. We did not kiss each other. 219 00:15:12,791 --> 00:15:18,024 No we cannot swear it, we have given some kisses on the cheek. 220 00:15:18,031 --> 00:15:20,613 For New Year's Eve the day of your birthday... 221 00:15:23,071 --> 00:15:27,781 - You are Ponticelli Alfio. - Yes, Alfio Ponticelli. 222 00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:31,022 I am a sales rep; I deal with electrical goods, 223 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:34,216 and during the week I often work outside of Rome. 224 00:15:34,231 --> 00:15:38,497 It doesn't interest me! You must answer my questions! 225 00:15:38,511 --> 00:15:42,345 You are accused of deserting your family unjustifiably. 226 00:15:42,351 --> 00:15:45,297 - Do you acknowledge this? - Sure. - That's it! 227 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:48,621 He acknowledges it. Let the injured party in. 228 00:15:48,631 --> 00:15:52,704 Mrs. Elena Baronti. 229 00:15:52,711 --> 00:15:54,850 Elena Baronti! 230 00:16:03,071 --> 00:16:09,135 - Good! Baronti Elena Ponticelli? - Yes. 231 00:16:09,151 --> 00:16:13,656 - Is this man your husband? - Yes. - Good. Come forward! 232 00:16:13,671 --> 00:16:15,741 Come forward, don't be scared. 233 00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:17,821 Come! 234 00:16:17,831 --> 00:16:21,983 The Law protects the weak and the abandoned. 235 00:16:21,991 --> 00:16:23,743 Speak out. 236 00:16:23,751 --> 00:16:26,982 After almost four years of regular marriage, 237 00:16:26,991 --> 00:16:31,178 my husband all of a sudden has decided to desert his family. 238 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:34,422 - What? - Yes, without an explanation! 239 00:16:34,431 --> 00:16:38,936 It's not true; I gave an explanation. 240 00:16:38,951 --> 00:16:41,624 Quiet! 241 00:16:41,631 --> 00:16:44,896 What is the reason for deserting your own wife, 242 00:16:44,911 --> 00:16:49,860 leaving her, as written in the papers, for 3 months without an income? 243 00:16:49,871 --> 00:16:50,895 What is it? 244 00:16:50,911 --> 00:16:53,300 The reason is very simple, Your Honor. 245 00:16:53,311 --> 00:16:56,815 - I discovered that this... - Could I, Your Honor? 246 00:16:56,831 --> 00:17:00,449 I would like to answer myself for my client. 247 00:17:01,911 --> 00:17:05,984 Ponticelli, as he has explained already, is a sales representative. 248 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:12,055 He's always travelling; he lives a hard life; he is never at home. 249 00:17:12,071 --> 00:17:16,144 He has had a moment of "d�faillance", as the French say. 250 00:17:16,151 --> 00:17:19,541 He lost his "self-control," as the English say. 251 00:17:19,551 --> 00:17:22,736 But I am sure that he did not intend his gesture to be seen as... 252 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:28,576 abandoning his family... - Tell us the truth! 253 00:17:28,591 --> 00:17:31,617 All right, if we really have to say it, 254 00:17:31,631 --> 00:17:36,216 Mr. Ponticelli happened to believe he was, 255 00:17:36,231 --> 00:17:39,450 as the French say, a "cocu". 256 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:45,701 - A cuckold! He said "cucu" . - In French. 257 00:17:45,711 --> 00:17:50,614 This is too much! As the representative of the private prosecutioner, 258 00:17:50,631 --> 00:17:53,418 I cannot tolerate that that side.... 259 00:17:53,431 --> 00:17:57,777 keep sullying Elena Baronti's reputation, 260 00:17:57,791 --> 00:18:00,863 she is a respectable madam and an exemplary wife! 261 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:05,535 Let us ask this "Casanova", dressed as an electrician now, 262 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:11,057 if he knows who this mysterious lover of his wife might be? 263 00:18:11,071 --> 00:18:12,254 Where is he? 264 00:18:12,271 --> 00:18:17,538 - In a suitcase. - What? Did you chop him up? 265 00:18:20,071 --> 00:18:23,655 Quiet! They never shut up! 266 00:18:23,671 --> 00:18:25,696 Yes, in the suitcase. 267 00:18:25,711 --> 00:18:30,978 I'm asking you, following my client's wish, even though it is unusual, 268 00:18:30,991 --> 00:18:35,769 to listen in this court room to this audio reproduction. 269 00:18:40,071 --> 00:18:43,700 I am technician, Mr. Judge. I'm a technician. 270 00:18:43,711 --> 00:18:49,377 I deal with electric goods and during a brief absence of theirs from Rome... 271 00:18:49,391 --> 00:18:53,623 I installed a hidden microphone in their bedroom. 272 00:18:53,631 --> 00:18:56,976 - Hidden! - In their bedroom? 273 00:18:56,991 --> 00:19:00,734 Clerk, there is nothing to be seen. You hear it! Keep going. 274 00:19:15,511 --> 00:19:19,174 Clerk, it's coming from the device. From there! 275 00:19:20,991 --> 00:19:24,381 - "Hurry up, I have little time." - Did you hear it? 276 00:19:24,391 --> 00:19:27,861 - What? - A man's voice his voice! 277 00:19:27,871 --> 00:19:29,463 Listen! 278 00:19:29,471 --> 00:19:33,498 "Hurry up, I have little time." 279 00:19:33,511 --> 00:19:37,743 - So? - Hey! - What? Is that all? 280 00:19:37,751 --> 00:19:39,423 Yeah, that's all! 281 00:19:39,431 --> 00:19:45,825 Those are very clear words spoken in my own bedroom! 282 00:19:45,831 --> 00:19:49,335 You are wrong - it was the glazier talking to his assistant. 283 00:19:49,351 --> 00:19:55,381 - What glazier? What a jest! - Calm down, electrician! 284 00:19:55,391 --> 00:19:58,622 - Electro-technician. - This proof is not enough. 285 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:02,055 Miao, miao! Woof, woof! The moaning of so and so! 286 00:20:02,071 --> 00:20:05,017 It is not sufficient proof to establish adultery, 287 00:20:05,031 --> 00:20:09,024 and justify your actions. Don't look at me, it is so! 288 00:20:09,031 --> 00:20:14,617 Any proof has to be examined in the interests of justice. 289 00:20:14,871 --> 00:20:19,342 Hold on, they just brought me the proof that "catches someone red-handed"! 290 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:23,264 To you? I mean, are you sure that this proof... 291 00:20:23,271 --> 00:20:27,617 Certainly! The proof of my wife's adultery! 292 00:20:27,631 --> 00:20:32,182 - It's a movie! - A movie? - A film! - Watch it here? 293 00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:38,221 - Certainly! - You really want to show that you are, you are... 294 00:20:38,231 --> 00:20:43,055 - You want to do it? - Yes! - Then let's see this film. 295 00:20:43,071 --> 00:20:45,301 Lawyer, you can't allow all this. 296 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:51,136 That's right! Your Honor, enough! This is making a mockery of justice! 297 00:20:51,151 --> 00:20:52,459 I object! 298 00:20:54,031 --> 00:20:59,185 - Silence! - I think it's enough, Your Honor! 299 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:04,857 I appeal against these weird events in this palace of justice! 300 00:21:04,871 --> 00:21:09,740 I object too! This man is capable of many tricks! 301 00:21:09,751 --> 00:21:12,584 - All your appeals are rejected! - But I... - Quiet, electrician! 302 00:21:12,591 --> 00:21:16,459 - What's this? - Electro-technician. - Quiet or I'll have the court cleared! 303 00:21:16,471 --> 00:21:21,898 - Quiet! - Quiet! - Shut up, you are noisier than the others! 304 00:21:21,911 --> 00:21:25,733 We will continue hearing in camera. Have the doors locked! 305 00:21:28,311 --> 00:21:33,214 I'm a technician and this is my film projector. 306 00:21:33,231 --> 00:21:36,860 - You can hear?! - and you can see! - Of course! It has sound and image! 307 00:21:36,871 --> 00:21:41,581 - This is an 8mm film. - But I only go to the opera! 308 00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:47,257 - What are these things? - Very interesting and very important things. 309 00:21:47,271 --> 00:21:51,219 Indeed, after that audio recording 310 00:21:51,231 --> 00:21:54,541 I was going to be away from Rome again, 311 00:21:54,551 --> 00:22:01,457 so I placed three film cameras in my flat. 312 00:22:01,471 --> 00:22:02,824 Crazy stuff! 313 00:22:02,831 --> 00:22:07,177 They were all wired together at the switch. 314 00:22:07,191 --> 00:22:11,184 Because of development, I have received the film just now. 315 00:22:11,191 --> 00:22:16,140 - Me too, I haven't seen it yet. - You haven't seen it yet? - No. 316 00:22:16,151 --> 00:22:21,976 - And you want to show everybody... - Yes! Yes! - Yes! He's determined! 317 00:22:21,991 --> 00:22:26,769 Sorry, Alfio I really do not understand why you want to expose... 318 00:22:28,951 --> 00:22:33,615 That's it'stop it! I seldom go to the movies because I have little time! 319 00:22:33,631 --> 00:22:36,737 When I have a film home delivered, I don't want to miss it! 320 00:22:36,751 --> 00:22:41,063 - It's interesting, right? - I hope so. - Shut the windows! 321 00:22:41,071 --> 00:22:45,223 - Fine! Please, madam. - Please, lawyer. Move aside! 322 00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:49,463 - Please. - Please, madam. Are you okay? - Thanks. 323 00:22:49,471 --> 00:22:53,544 - Here it is! - Should I write this down, Your Honor? 324 00:22:53,551 --> 00:22:55,815 Later, clerk, later! 325 00:22:55,831 --> 00:22:57,412 Sorry. 326 00:22:58,951 --> 00:23:02,614 Clerk, move over a bit; we are squashed together like sardines! 327 00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:05,134 You are bothering the madam. 328 00:23:10,791 --> 00:23:16,343 She's entering her house without knowing she's being filmed. 329 00:23:16,351 --> 00:23:18,057 Modern technology! 330 00:23:18,071 --> 00:23:21,381 I don't gather what's unusual. 331 00:23:21,391 --> 00:23:25,418 Lawyer, wait. Hey! Hey! 332 00:23:30,831 --> 00:23:34,540 - Let's end this joke, please! - One moment, madam. 333 00:23:34,551 --> 00:23:39,864 - Here we are examining some evidence. - Which one? - That up there! 334 00:23:39,871 --> 00:23:45,252 - That evidence! - Shall I write it down? - No, you can see it. 335 00:23:48,071 --> 00:23:52,610 - It's a nice house. - Yes! Yes! 336 00:23:56,271 --> 00:23:59,377 Ah! Here is the man. 337 00:23:59,391 --> 00:24:02,736 Who is that one? The glazier, right? 338 00:24:02,751 --> 00:24:06,858 - That's it it's a disgrace! I'm leaving! - The civil defence is leaving the room! 339 00:24:06,871 --> 00:24:10,534 Lawyer, you can leave, madam stays! Let me see this film! 340 00:24:10,551 --> 00:24:15,261 - I stay too! - Yeah! - He is cleaning his shoes on my armchairs? 341 00:24:15,271 --> 00:24:19,935 He is thinking of his armchairs when he should be thinking of something else! 342 00:24:19,951 --> 00:24:22,579 Madam, you did not tell me! 343 00:24:22,591 --> 00:24:24,582 My sleepers too! 344 00:24:24,591 --> 00:24:28,049 - Complete service. - How comfortable. 345 00:24:32,591 --> 00:24:34,422 Where is he going? 346 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:39,061 Where did they go? Screen! Technician! Electrician! 347 00:24:39,071 --> 00:24:42,256 The camera was between the bottles inside the bar! 348 00:24:42,271 --> 00:24:46,617 And his head? It's still him, right? 349 00:24:46,631 --> 00:24:51,261 - You coward! Even the liquor I preferred! - He's insulted me! 350 00:24:51,271 --> 00:24:56,425 - You are a coward using such means! - Mr. Judge, here he is! 351 00:24:56,431 --> 00:25:00,060 Mr. Judge, I would like to avoid my client making a fool of himself! 352 00:25:00,071 --> 00:25:03,416 Keep going! Do you want to stop just now? 353 00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:06,738 Keep going! 354 00:25:08,951 --> 00:25:12,535 Your Honor, I still would like to protest! 355 00:25:12,551 --> 00:25:16,738 Silence, or I'll have the court cleared and watch it myself! Quiet! 356 00:25:16,751 --> 00:25:20,699 Enough! I'll ask for a divorce! 357 00:25:20,711 --> 00:25:23,942 Lawyer Tonnaro! But that is Tonnaro in his underpants! 358 00:25:23,951 --> 00:25:28,775 - You! My best friend! No! - Calm down! 359 00:25:32,471 --> 00:25:33,813 Quiet! 360 00:25:41,711 --> 00:25:42,939 Quiet! 361 00:25:42,951 --> 00:25:46,455 - Go away! This trial is behind closed doors! - All right! 362 00:25:46,471 --> 00:25:51,374 - Go away! - I know what they talk about behind closed doors! 363 00:25:51,391 --> 00:25:55,816 About the usual dirty stuff! About people behind bushes in the park, 364 00:25:55,831 --> 00:26:00,541 and about the girls in Ostia who also show.... - May I? - Please. 365 00:26:00,551 --> 00:26:04,100 They also show their thighs - my husband told me! 366 00:26:04,111 --> 00:26:08,263 - Tell me, father. - Section 2, please. - Are you a witness? 367 00:26:08,271 --> 00:26:11,809 - No, a defendant. - What? - A defendant. 368 00:26:13,951 --> 00:26:17,182 Yes, your Honour, I am guilty.... 369 00:26:17,191 --> 00:26:21,025 and I admit all the offences with which I am charged. 370 00:26:23,591 --> 00:26:24,865 What? 371 00:26:24,871 --> 00:26:28,534 Ah! That one, I got it! 372 00:26:28,551 --> 00:26:34,695 Father, repeat in Italian - the others also have to understand. 373 00:26:34,711 --> 00:26:39,944 - It doesn't matter. - Indeed it does, you cannot defend yourself in Latin. 374 00:26:39,951 --> 00:26:44,934 - We must follow procedure. - But I do not want to defend myself. 375 00:26:44,951 --> 00:26:48,261 I would be twice guilty if, after having committed evil, 376 00:26:48,271 --> 00:26:51,024 I then tried to avoid the consequences. 377 00:26:51,031 --> 00:26:55,104 I am guilty of damaging things and injuring people. 378 00:26:55,111 --> 00:26:58,501 - Even injuring people... - Yes. 379 00:26:58,511 --> 00:27:01,901 Write it, clerk, also injuries. Crazy stuff! 380 00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:06,928 - Father, it's not about a slander? - Unfortunately not. 381 00:27:08,591 --> 00:27:10,855 Lawyer, shall I continue behind closed doors? 382 00:27:10,871 --> 00:27:15,615 - No lt's not necessary. - Then we keep it open? - It's the same. 383 00:27:15,631 --> 00:27:19,738 Dear father I am sorry. Even if I respect you as a person, 384 00:27:19,751 --> 00:27:22,857 you are charged with fairly serious offences. 385 00:27:22,871 --> 00:27:25,465 You have caused a brawl in a pool room, 386 00:27:25,471 --> 00:27:30,784 and you caused damage worth about 300.000 lire. - It is the pure truth. 387 00:27:30,791 --> 00:27:34,818 - I'll close the doors. - Hold on! - No, I'll close them! - It will all be explained. 388 00:27:34,831 --> 00:27:39,063 - No he wants to be condemned. - But there must be a reason! 389 00:27:39,071 --> 00:27:44,703 - Why did you enter that bar? - To play, of course. 390 00:27:44,711 --> 00:27:49,455 I did not know anybody in Rome and I was here with my 30 kite cubs. 391 00:27:49,471 --> 00:27:53,055 - Who? - My kite cubs. - Kite cubs? 392 00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:58,896 - They are puppies of a kite, which is a predatory bird. - Ah! Yeah, a predator. 393 00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:02,859 - Then? - I have chosen this rather adventurous name, 394 00:28:02,871 --> 00:28:08,741 because at my place, Gardone Val Trompia, close to Brescia, 395 00:28:08,751 --> 00:28:12,096 I founded a motor scooter association for youngsters. 396 00:28:12,111 --> 00:28:17,139 - Scooter... - Motor scooter. Scooter, Vespa... - Ah, Vespa! 397 00:28:17,151 --> 00:28:21,975 Any kid who has a Vespa can become a kite cub. 398 00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:23,663 The kite cubs. 399 00:28:23,671 --> 00:28:28,699 Having heard that our Holy Father was receiving us in Castel Gandolfo, 400 00:28:28,711 --> 00:28:32,704 - we decided to leave for Rome by Vespa. - By Vespa? 401 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:37,296 - From Brescia to Rome how many KM's is it? - About 600. 402 00:28:37,311 --> 00:28:42,055 - And you drove 600 KM's sitting on a Vespa....?! - Yes. 403 00:28:42,071 --> 00:28:47,054 But we were happy. When the goal is welcome, one does not feel the effort. 404 00:28:47,071 --> 00:28:51,019 As KM's passed, instead of being tired, 405 00:28:51,031 --> 00:28:53,943 we were more and more happy and singing. We sang... 406 00:28:53,951 --> 00:28:58,376 Siam le api di don Michele, operose facciamo il miele. 407 00:28:58,391 --> 00:29:02,134 Di virtu, di bonta, siamo pieni fino a qua! 408 00:29:02,151 --> 00:29:05,780 Siamo i nibbi di don Michele, a nessuno facciamo male. 409 00:29:05,791 --> 00:29:09,500 Per lealta, castita, siam le truppe della bonta. 410 00:29:09,511 --> 00:29:13,060 Per lealta, castita, siam le truppe della bonta! 411 00:29:13,071 --> 00:29:16,780 Siamo i nibbi di don Michele, le lambrette son nostre ali. 412 00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:20,579 Svolazziam, poi piombiam e il demonio noi sgominiam. 413 00:29:20,591 --> 00:29:24,459 Al segnale di don Michele noi spieghiamo le nostre vele. 414 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:28,180 Veleggiam, navighiam e il demonio noi speroniam. 415 00:29:28,191 --> 00:29:31,979 Siam le api di don Michele, operose facciamo il miele. 416 00:29:31,991 --> 00:29:35,256 Di virtu, di bonta, siamo pieni fino a qua! 417 00:29:35,271 --> 00:29:38,251 Siamo pieni fino a qua! 418 00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:43,971 - Zeffirelli, was it corn? - No, beans! 419 00:29:46,031 --> 00:29:49,615 - Gallini and Durante. - Yes father. - Fall out. 420 00:29:49,631 --> 00:29:50,859 Halt! 421 00:29:50,871 --> 00:29:57,822 Article 35. In what case can a kite cub use a catapult? 422 00:29:57,831 --> 00:30:01,016 - To defend the unarmed from evil's traps. - Yes. 423 00:30:01,031 --> 00:30:05,297 - You have disobeyed, I'll apply article 91 to you. - No! 424 00:30:05,311 --> 00:30:10,214 Quiet! Be brave and receive the correct punishment. 425 00:30:10,231 --> 00:30:15,817 Attention! Execution of article 91. Left turn! Left! 426 00:30:15,831 --> 00:30:18,538 Forward, march! One, two! One, two! 427 00:30:18,551 --> 00:30:22,214 - The boys group from Gardone Val Trompia has arrived. - I see. 428 00:30:22,231 --> 00:30:27,100 They are the boys of that famous don Michele. I'll welcome them; you can go. 429 00:30:27,111 --> 00:30:32,253 Close ranks! Right turn! Right! Halt! 430 00:30:34,751 --> 00:30:36,457 Position! 431 00:30:38,711 --> 00:30:40,053 Aim! 432 00:30:41,711 --> 00:30:46,296 - Fire! - Ah! - Ah! - On your feet! - What's he doing? 433 00:30:46,311 --> 00:30:52,784 - One, two! One two! - What's happening here! Are you crazy? 434 00:30:52,791 --> 00:30:57,103 Article 91: "Who by the catapult hurts by the catapult suffers." 435 00:30:57,111 --> 00:30:59,261 Well done, father. 436 00:30:59,271 --> 00:31:06,814 I have been told of your methods to educate these boys. 437 00:31:06,831 --> 00:31:10,574 But I did not know you were doing it with such "emancipation"! 438 00:31:10,591 --> 00:31:14,903 Later I'll explain it all to you, but for now let me dismiss my boys. 439 00:31:14,911 --> 00:31:19,177 Boys, leave the bikes and go to visit Rome on your own! 440 00:31:20,951 --> 00:31:25,024 - Alone? - Yes, alone, but... One moment, boys! 441 00:31:25,031 --> 00:31:29,024 Hold on! All of you come here and hand me your wallets. 442 00:31:29,031 --> 00:31:33,661 - No, I won't accept it. - With no money it's pointless to walk around! 443 00:31:33,671 --> 00:31:35,138 I don't understand! 444 00:31:35,151 --> 00:31:40,020 - Give me your wallets. - But why? - Rome can be visited freely. 445 00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:44,456 - But trains and Coke? - All right, then keep something. 446 00:31:44,471 --> 00:31:48,055 You left with 2.000 lire each, therefore you have 56.000 lire. 447 00:31:48,071 --> 00:31:52,178 - Durante keeps 6.000 lire and pays for expenses. Give me 50.000 lire. - No! 448 00:31:52,191 --> 00:31:55,695 So you will be stronger in order to beat temptations. 449 00:31:55,711 --> 00:31:59,181 2.000... 45.000 you gathered, 3.000 is missing. 450 00:31:59,191 --> 00:32:03,537 47.00048.000... You give me 1.000 more. 451 00:32:04,191 --> 00:32:06,261 Always smart, eh? 452 00:32:06,271 --> 00:32:10,264 Boys remember; no pool, nothing of the sort. 453 00:32:10,271 --> 00:32:14,458 Only monuments and museums. In Rome there is a zoo as well. 454 00:32:14,471 --> 00:32:18,862 - We know it already! - The walrus has arrived, go to see it. 455 00:32:18,871 --> 00:32:22,500 Durante, when you get back, I'll ask you about the walrus. 456 00:32:22,511 --> 00:32:25,662 It's your responsibility: Take them to the zoo. 457 00:32:25,671 --> 00:32:28,094 Go and be good. 458 00:32:28,111 --> 00:32:29,453 Bye bye! 459 00:32:30,271 --> 00:32:33,058 Your honour, I told you this 460 00:32:33,071 --> 00:32:35,699 because money was the reason 461 00:32:35,711 --> 00:32:38,703 for me entering the pool room. 462 00:32:38,711 --> 00:32:43,375 Do you want me to believe that You went to the pool room to play? 463 00:32:43,391 --> 00:32:45,621 You can believe what you like, Your Honor. 464 00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:49,977 I went inside there because of that money. - No, it's not true! 465 00:32:50,191 --> 00:32:53,968 - Quiet! Who has spoken? - I have. 466 00:32:54,991 --> 00:32:57,380 Who are you? Who gave you permission? 467 00:32:57,391 --> 00:33:00,451 Don Michele is lying; the argument took place because of me. 468 00:33:01,791 --> 00:33:03,258 Do you know this woman? 469 00:33:06,071 --> 00:33:09,859 - I have never seen her. - He's lying; don Michele knows me very well. 470 00:33:09,871 --> 00:33:13,022 - If he doesn't want to tell the truth I'll do it! - Quiet! 471 00:33:13,031 --> 00:33:16,535 - Lawyer, I'll just lock the doors. - Yeah, when the cows have left. 472 00:33:16,551 --> 00:33:20,294 - Shall I listen to the woman? - Yes. - Open doors? - Open doors. 473 00:33:20,311 --> 00:33:24,338 Don Michele, I'll listen to the woman... open doors. 474 00:33:24,351 --> 00:33:28,185 I saw don Michele for the first time a month ago, on the street, 475 00:33:28,191 --> 00:33:30,182 at the bus stop. 476 00:33:30,191 --> 00:33:34,378 I recall he was waiting next to me. I noticed him immediately. 477 00:33:34,391 --> 00:33:37,622 - I could touch his elbow. - Touch his elbow? 478 00:33:37,631 --> 00:33:42,864 - Lawyer I close. - No, let's listen. - Keep going. 479 00:33:42,871 --> 00:33:45,977 It was a bus to San Giovanni and we got up. 480 00:33:45,991 --> 00:33:50,337 There was the usual crowd and I was always next to don Michele. 481 00:33:50,351 --> 00:33:54,617 - When we are there, let me know. - Yes, keep going. 482 00:33:54,631 --> 00:33:55,734 Ticket! 483 00:33:55,751 --> 00:34:00,017 Really close to don Michele, actuallyglued! 484 00:34:00,031 --> 00:34:04,582 We were like sardines among those people. - Really close! 485 00:34:04,591 --> 00:34:09,381 That's when it happened. Shameful! But I must tell the truth. 486 00:34:09,391 --> 00:34:11,382 One moment, miss. 487 00:34:11,391 --> 00:34:13,939 Your honour, now we should close... 488 00:34:13,951 --> 00:34:16,818 No, I want to keep it open for now. 489 00:34:16,831 --> 00:34:18,219 Keep going. 490 00:34:18,231 --> 00:34:21,177 As I said, we were really close to one another. 491 00:34:21,191 --> 00:34:24,103 Temptation became irresistible. 492 00:34:24,111 --> 00:34:26,579 While don Michele was buying a ticket, 493 00:34:26,591 --> 00:34:29,219 I noticed his wallet full of money. 494 00:34:41,711 --> 00:34:42,814 Miss! 495 00:34:42,831 --> 00:34:44,901 Please! 496 00:34:44,911 --> 00:34:49,302 - Please, excuse me, let me through. - How rude! 497 00:34:49,311 --> 00:34:50,300 Sorry. 498 00:34:50,311 --> 00:34:54,611 Don Michele realized that I was the only one who could have taken his wallet. 499 00:34:55,191 --> 00:34:58,536 He chased me for more than an hour. 500 00:34:58,551 --> 00:35:01,463 - Miss listen... - Why have you been following me for an hour? 501 00:35:01,471 --> 00:35:05,498 - You took... - Stop it, you ought to be ashamed! 502 00:35:05,511 --> 00:35:08,139 Miss, listen.... Miss! 503 00:35:08,151 --> 00:35:11,018 Don Michele followed me down to the pensione where I live. 504 00:35:11,031 --> 00:35:12,862 He was ready for anything. 505 00:35:12,871 --> 00:35:17,456 If you don't get out at once, I'll make a scandal. 506 00:35:17,471 --> 00:35:21,055 Why do you keep misunderstanding my intentions? 507 00:35:21,071 --> 00:35:24,541 I came in here just to get back the money you stole from me. 508 00:35:24,551 --> 00:35:26,781 I don't know what you, re talking about. 509 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:31,774 As far as scandal is concerned, I could cause one, but I won,t. 510 00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:36,182 - I feel pity for you. - Enough, I did not take your money. 511 00:35:36,191 --> 00:35:37,135 Look. 512 00:35:40,231 --> 00:35:43,974 - Look with your own eyes. - Do you think I am brainless? 513 00:35:44,671 --> 00:35:47,902 On the bus already I understood you were the thief. 514 00:35:47,911 --> 00:35:52,496 Then when you threw the wallet away, I was certain. 515 00:35:52,511 --> 00:35:55,742 You see? I could have you charged, 516 00:35:55,751 --> 00:35:58,936 but I won't and I already told you why - I feel pity for you. 517 00:35:58,951 --> 00:36:03,536 - You can do it, I haven't... - Do you really want to end up badly? 518 00:36:03,551 --> 00:36:08,420 - Worse than how I ended up? - But you still have time if you want. 519 00:36:08,431 --> 00:36:13,539 I have no time, every time I try to get out, it ends up badly. 520 00:36:13,551 --> 00:36:17,544 Right then it happened. -. What shouldn't have happened. 521 00:36:17,551 --> 00:36:19,781 Anna, open up! 522 00:36:19,791 --> 00:36:21,338 Open up! 523 00:36:22,991 --> 00:36:25,903 If that man had found don Michele in my room, 524 00:36:25,911 --> 00:36:27,856 I wonder what would have happened. 525 00:36:29,231 --> 00:36:31,176 Anna, open up! 526 00:36:31,991 --> 00:36:34,619 Why did you lock the door? 527 00:36:34,631 --> 00:36:36,178 Open up! 528 00:36:38,831 --> 00:36:40,298 Anna! 529 00:36:44,471 --> 00:36:47,417 - Why did you lock up? - I was sleeping. 530 00:36:54,311 --> 00:36:56,450 Today you look good. 531 00:36:57,111 --> 00:37:00,376 Come on, put on your good dress, I found somebody for you. 532 00:37:00,391 --> 00:37:04,304 - I don't want to come out. - If you found a fool to support you, 533 00:37:04,311 --> 00:37:07,257 you can't lock me out right now! - I have nobody. 534 00:37:07,271 --> 00:37:10,980 If you don't want to work, it means you've got money. 535 00:37:10,991 --> 00:37:15,337 - They kill each other! - No, that's Raul the boyfriend; he's only hitting her. 536 00:37:21,751 --> 00:37:26,222 Remember, you work, but I "gobble up" the money. 537 00:37:26,231 --> 00:37:30,258 No, not that money, give it to me! 538 00:37:30,271 --> 00:37:33,616 Go away! 539 00:37:41,711 --> 00:37:45,454 Father, I want to tell you the truth. 540 00:37:45,471 --> 00:37:47,814 I stole that money, 541 00:37:47,831 --> 00:37:51,255 but I need it to go back to my hometown 542 00:37:51,271 --> 00:37:53,614 and get out of this life. 543 00:37:53,631 --> 00:37:58,739 I was about to give it back to you, but that bastard got it all. 544 00:37:58,751 --> 00:38:02,335 - Where has he gone now? - To the pool room close-by. 545 00:38:02,351 --> 00:38:04,899 OK, I am sorry for you. 546 00:38:07,431 --> 00:38:10,503 As soon as that priest came in it caused pandemonium. 547 00:38:10,511 --> 00:38:15,096 3 pool tables out of order, 20 broken sticks and a ball on my forehead. 548 00:38:15,111 --> 00:38:17,739 I claim 250.000 lire of damage. 549 00:38:17,751 --> 00:38:21,096 I'll decide if you are going to have it or not. 550 00:38:21,951 --> 00:38:24,693 I'll tell the truth about that night. 551 00:38:25,191 --> 00:38:29,537 Up until now I didn't do it because I didn't want to accuse Anna, 552 00:38:30,671 --> 00:38:33,060 who has now become a good girl. 553 00:38:33,071 --> 00:38:38,054 But my entrance into that bar did not happen how it was described here in court. 554 00:38:38,071 --> 00:38:41,416 I entered that pool room with much reluctance, 555 00:38:41,431 --> 00:38:44,264 because we priests are not allowed to enter such places. 556 00:38:44,271 --> 00:38:47,058 But I had no choice. 557 00:38:47,071 --> 00:38:49,824 I thought about various solutions, 558 00:38:49,831 --> 00:38:53,983 but in the end I was convinced that to get the money back without using violence, 559 00:38:53,991 --> 00:38:56,016 my boys' money, 560 00:38:56,031 --> 00:38:58,454 there was only one way left. 561 00:38:58,471 --> 00:39:01,338 An unusual way for a priest, 562 00:39:01,351 --> 00:39:06,220 but in my situation I had no other option. 563 00:39:06,231 --> 00:39:07,573 Excuse me. 564 00:39:09,191 --> 00:39:14,504 - Is it possible to have a game? - What? You want to play a game? 565 00:39:14,511 --> 00:39:17,184 Are you sure that he went into the pool room? 566 00:39:17,191 --> 00:39:20,331 I saw him! And he's got our money. 567 00:39:20,911 --> 00:39:23,015 - Let's have a look. - Yeah. 568 00:39:25,631 --> 00:39:28,384 - He's playing! - With our money. 569 00:39:28,391 --> 00:39:29,619 Thanks. 570 00:39:29,631 --> 00:39:31,178 Move over. 571 00:39:34,311 --> 00:39:40,295 I am in a hurry, could we do just two single shots? 572 00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:43,098 - Two single shots. - However it goes. 573 00:39:43,111 --> 00:39:45,341 However it goes. 574 00:39:45,351 --> 00:39:47,899 I start. 575 00:39:50,671 --> 00:39:52,013 Listen... 576 00:39:53,031 --> 00:39:56,774 I meant... Aren't we betting? 577 00:39:56,791 --> 00:40:01,330 - The loot. - OK, let's have the loot. 578 00:40:03,271 --> 00:40:05,501 50,000, eh? 579 00:40:05,511 --> 00:40:07,854 I'll put it here. 580 00:40:07,871 --> 00:40:10,465 Mine is here, and yours? 581 00:40:10,471 --> 00:40:14,020 - Pretend that mine is here too. - What? 582 00:40:14,031 --> 00:40:16,659 You trust a priest, right? 583 00:40:16,671 --> 00:40:19,936 - We trust? - Yes. - Whatever, we... 584 00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:21,543 Whatever, we... 585 00:40:21,551 --> 00:40:23,337 Move over. 586 00:40:26,551 --> 00:40:28,690 What do you think of it? 587 00:40:29,351 --> 00:40:34,539 You're quite good, but with God's help, one can do better. 588 00:40:34,551 --> 00:40:36,098 Come on! 589 00:41:26,031 --> 00:41:28,579 Thanks. Good-bye, sons. 590 00:41:29,551 --> 00:41:33,180 One moment, father! 591 00:41:33,191 --> 00:41:35,614 Father, one moment! 592 00:41:36,551 --> 00:41:40,385 - Now you go away like this... - It's over. 593 00:41:40,391 --> 00:41:46,421 - I won the money and I'm going. - You must give me a return match, bet on it again. 594 00:41:46,431 --> 00:41:49,571 - You are crazy. - Bet on it again! 595 00:41:51,631 --> 00:41:54,782 Calm down guys, I'll tell you something. 596 00:41:54,791 --> 00:42:01,128 This money was mine. - He says that it was his! 597 00:42:02,991 --> 00:42:05,824 This money belongs to the boys of my association. 598 00:42:05,831 --> 00:42:09,858 This morning it was stolen from me. - So you came here for this reason. 599 00:42:09,871 --> 00:42:14,615 - I don't know anything. - Let me explain. - What you explain... 600 00:42:15,311 --> 00:42:17,654 - Ah! - What happens? 601 00:42:19,631 --> 00:42:22,771 - Ah! Was it you? - I? But what... 602 00:42:23,711 --> 00:42:25,736 - What happens? - I don't understand. 603 00:42:26,951 --> 00:42:28,657 Ah! 604 00:42:41,231 --> 00:42:47,420 Therefore everything that happened that night, happened because of me. 605 00:42:47,431 --> 00:42:51,379 That's why I want to be charged. 606 00:42:51,391 --> 00:42:53,177 No, I'm the only one guilty. 607 00:42:53,191 --> 00:42:57,059 Don Michele tried to get that money back by force for me. 608 00:42:57,071 --> 00:43:00,222 He gave the money I stole to me, 609 00:43:00,231 --> 00:43:03,541 that's how I managed to get back home. 610 00:43:03,551 --> 00:43:06,782 Lawyer he acted like that as a good deed. 611 00:43:06,791 --> 00:43:11,376 All right, minimum punishment... The brawl, the damage still stands. 612 00:43:11,391 --> 00:43:13,336 The damage stands. 613 00:43:14,791 --> 00:43:17,817 It's true; I am guilty. 614 00:43:19,431 --> 00:43:21,171 OK. 615 00:43:22,991 --> 00:43:24,731 OK. 616 00:43:25,951 --> 00:43:27,737 In the name of the Italian people, 617 00:43:27,751 --> 00:43:33,621 after seeing and examining articles 185, 588, 590 of penal code, 618 00:43:33,631 --> 00:43:36,099 - I condemn... - It's unfair! 619 00:43:36,111 --> 00:43:40,457 - I am the guilty one. - Quiet! Take that woman away! 620 00:43:41,631 --> 00:43:46,455 I condemn Mezzocchi Michele to a punishment of 3 months in jail, 621 00:43:46,471 --> 00:43:47,938 with all benefit from Law, 622 00:43:47,951 --> 00:43:52,376 and I refer the parties to a civil court for damages compensation. 623 00:43:52,391 --> 00:43:55,929 - You can go. - Thanks. - Not at all. 624 00:43:58,551 --> 00:44:00,462 Jesus! Jesus! 625 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:04,384 Don Michele, are you angry with me? 626 00:44:04,391 --> 00:44:09,784 - I am sorry but I had to talk. - I am sorry too, but you shouldn't have. 627 00:44:09,791 --> 00:44:14,137 - But now it has ended, and ended well for you. - And for you? 628 00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:18,576 I could not leave you alone, I was even told you were in jail. 629 00:44:18,591 --> 00:44:21,822 - Who told you that? - It was Raul. 630 00:44:21,831 --> 00:44:24,618 He came to my town, to the shop where I now work, 631 00:44:24,631 --> 00:44:26,895 and he told me you were in jail. 632 00:44:26,911 --> 00:44:30,859 - He also asked me if I wanted to go back to him. - What have you answered? 633 00:44:30,871 --> 00:44:34,580 I sent him away, then I heard of your lawsuit and I came. 634 00:44:34,591 --> 00:44:37,344 To look for trouble that doesn't belong to you. 635 00:44:37,351 --> 00:44:40,616 But it was my fault; you were condemned because of me. 636 00:44:40,631 --> 00:44:43,816 God's ways are endless. 637 00:44:43,831 --> 00:44:47,665 It means that the path to your hometown led through San Giovanni 638 00:44:47,671 --> 00:44:52,461 on a bus, through a wallet stolen from a poor priest. 639 00:44:52,471 --> 00:44:55,099 Father, I don't understand much, but I am sure of one thing. 640 00:44:55,111 --> 00:44:57,056 In my hometown they are not right. 641 00:44:57,751 --> 00:45:01,414 In my hometown they say that hunchbacks, priests and straw bring bad luck. 642 00:45:01,431 --> 00:45:04,776 Instead you brought me good luck, lots of good luck! 643 00:45:15,871 --> 00:45:18,419 Mr. Judge! 644 00:45:19,391 --> 00:45:21,495 - Have you seen this? - What is it? 645 00:45:21,511 --> 00:45:24,218 It's Corriere dello Sport, it talks about your son. 646 00:45:24,231 --> 00:45:29,100 I already told you that my son's business doesn't interest me. 647 00:45:29,111 --> 00:45:32,137 He broke his leg during training. 648 00:45:32,151 --> 00:45:35,097 He deserved it! 649 00:45:35,111 --> 00:45:37,739 Did I tell him to play soccer? No! 650 00:45:37,751 --> 00:45:41,016 - Then he should have broken both his legs. - Be on the danger list! 651 00:45:41,031 --> 00:45:43,249 I don't care. 652 00:45:43,351 --> 00:45:46,775 Excuse me, did you see a good looking young lady with a lawyer... 653 00:45:46,791 --> 00:45:50,022 - We had a break... - But I am here to work. 654 00:45:50,031 --> 00:45:52,181 I don't look at women. 655 00:45:52,191 --> 00:45:55,934 Madam, did you see a young lady with a young man? 656 00:45:55,951 --> 00:46:00,183 The lawyer told me; "Go to the judge" . I went and... 657 00:46:00,191 --> 00:46:03,297 I don't know anything lots of people through here. 658 00:46:03,311 --> 00:46:06,462 I am thinking of my lawsuit, 659 00:46:06,471 --> 00:46:10,134 I must be a father to this wretched fellow. 660 00:46:10,151 --> 00:46:11,698 Thanks. 661 00:46:11,711 --> 00:46:15,613 - Long espresso. - Can I make a call? - Yes, go ahead. 662 00:46:21,351 --> 00:46:23,296 Will you allow me? 663 00:46:28,231 --> 00:46:29,778 Hello? 664 00:46:29,791 --> 00:46:31,736 Can I talk to the lawyer? 665 00:46:33,191 --> 00:46:35,375 Yes, I'll wait. 666 00:46:35,391 --> 00:46:39,179 I am calling my colleague, I want to know what he thinks of my thesis. 667 00:46:39,191 --> 00:46:44,140 As far as you're concerned, is Leopoldo right in this legal action? 668 00:46:44,151 --> 00:46:47,700 - No, but if he wants to... - But if he pays the fine, his record is clean. 669 00:46:47,711 --> 00:46:51,260 - And the offence is cancelled. - But he committed no offence. 670 00:46:51,271 --> 00:46:55,822 - And he never will commit one. - I think so too, he's an old fashioned guy. 671 00:46:55,831 --> 00:46:59,938 - Me too, but I would gladly pay a fine for you. - Yeah? 672 00:46:59,951 --> 00:47:01,691 One a day. 673 00:47:04,911 --> 00:47:07,584 Hello? Hello! 674 00:47:09,231 --> 00:47:11,176 Hello! 675 00:47:12,991 --> 00:47:15,141 Teresa! Teresa! 676 00:47:15,151 --> 00:47:18,700 - Where have you been? - We went to use the phone. 677 00:47:18,711 --> 00:47:21,862 Miss was with me, I had to call a colleague of mine, 678 00:47:21,871 --> 00:47:25,102 telling him about my thesis... - What did he say? 679 00:47:25,111 --> 00:47:28,501 He said that I am right, the thesis I chose is the best. 680 00:47:28,511 --> 00:47:30,536 - What's up? - Nothing. 681 00:47:30,551 --> 00:47:34,738 Mencacci, you ought to know that professional secrecy does exist. 682 00:47:34,751 --> 00:47:39,381 In this case it does not exist; I am a witness. 683 00:47:39,391 --> 00:47:41,370 - Witness of what? - Of the kiss. 684 00:47:43,951 --> 00:47:47,660 - What does it mean? - I saw the kiss. 685 00:47:47,671 --> 00:47:50,583 I cannot remain silent. Isn't that right, lawyer? 686 00:47:50,591 --> 00:47:53,424 That night I did not see anybody at Villa Borghese. 687 00:47:53,431 --> 00:47:58,539 I don't care about Villa Borghese, but the kiss took place. 688 00:47:58,551 --> 00:48:03,261 I am a witness, I walk, I go about, I observe, I look. 689 00:48:03,271 --> 00:48:07,662 - My oath is worth as much as yours. - No, I am the son of an MP. 690 00:48:07,671 --> 00:48:12,461 - I don't care about MP's. - Leopoldo Pirelli! Teresa Ricci! 691 00:48:12,471 --> 00:48:14,735 Dear, it's our turn. 692 00:48:14,751 --> 00:48:16,696 Come, lawyer. 693 00:48:16,711 --> 00:48:19,657 Lawyer, the kiss did happen. 694 00:48:22,711 --> 00:48:25,259 - Cigarette. - Cigarette? 695 00:48:27,511 --> 00:48:29,217 It's better than nothing. 696 00:48:29,231 --> 00:48:32,337 Today's youth think only of sport. 697 00:48:32,351 --> 00:48:35,582 - Futility, frivolity! - How terrible! 698 00:48:35,591 --> 00:48:38,697 Look at this one, 20 years old and he is already in court. 699 00:48:38,711 --> 00:48:43,421 - Think what he'll be like at 40! Clerk, call him. - Meniconi Ferdinando! 700 00:48:43,431 --> 00:48:44,898 Here he is! Meniconi Ferdinando! 701 00:48:44,911 --> 00:48:48,051 They called Meniconi Ferdinando that's me, indecent behaviour. 702 00:49:02,631 --> 00:49:06,215 Indecent behaviour! You called me. Meniconi Ferdinando. 703 00:49:06,231 --> 00:49:09,098 Can I? Good morning, indecent behaviour. 704 00:49:09,111 --> 00:49:12,103 - Good morning, Your Honor. - I am the judge. 705 00:49:12,111 --> 00:49:15,183 - Good morning, can I? - Off! Off! 706 00:49:15,191 --> 00:49:18,297 A cigarette, your honour? It's a Nazionali why, well... 707 00:49:18,311 --> 00:49:22,145 Put those cigarettes away, you can't smoke in here. 708 00:49:22,151 --> 00:49:24,062 Clerk! 709 00:49:24,071 --> 00:49:27,097 - This is not a "smoking parlour", it's a court. - Everybody is smoking. 710 00:49:27,111 --> 00:49:30,740 Nobody is smoking... In the inkpot? Look at this guy! 711 00:49:30,751 --> 00:49:33,015 Look, look. 712 00:49:33,031 --> 00:49:35,181 Go down! 713 00:49:35,191 --> 00:49:39,378 - Name. - Meniconi Ferdinando, called "the American." 714 00:49:39,391 --> 00:49:43,134 Are you American? 715 00:49:43,151 --> 00:49:45,574 I want to know if you are American or Italian. 716 00:49:45,591 --> 00:49:48,378 I am called the American because I say such things... 717 00:49:48,391 --> 00:49:51,098 Don't say them. 718 00:49:51,111 --> 00:49:53,818 - Are you Italian? - Yes. - Then speak Italian. 719 00:49:53,831 --> 00:49:57,096 - Here you are in an Italian court room. - That's right, I say such phrases... 720 00:49:57,111 --> 00:49:59,898 - Then, name. - Meniconi Ferdinando, innocent. 721 00:49:59,911 --> 00:50:02,175 - Of Innocent. - No, I am innocent. 722 00:50:02,191 --> 00:50:05,900 Son of Mario, with a clean record too, you can check. 723 00:50:05,911 --> 00:50:08,778 We are not interested in your past, nor in your father's. 724 00:50:08,791 --> 00:50:12,136 A friend of mine told me that in America... 725 00:50:12,151 --> 00:50:15,177 Everything should go, on record... - Here we are in Italy. 726 00:50:15,191 --> 00:50:18,058 You don't teach us our procedures. 727 00:50:18,071 --> 00:50:22,019 Your mother? - Anigretti Margherita. 728 00:50:22,031 --> 00:50:26,422 But I have always lived with an aunt who loved me as a mother. 729 00:50:26,431 --> 00:50:29,901 Aunt Costanza... I can recall her as if it was yesterday.... 730 00:50:29,911 --> 00:50:32,334 Aunt, why did you leave me? 731 00:50:32,351 --> 00:50:36,344 She left me alone in this torment. 732 00:50:36,351 --> 00:50:39,104 Here put on record that I have always lived with Aunt Costanza. 733 00:50:39,111 --> 00:50:43,650 We are not interested in your family's history. 734 00:50:44,511 --> 00:50:47,776 If you keep giving me that condescending look, I'll have you arrested. 735 00:50:47,791 --> 00:50:52,535 - Who will you arrest? - You! - Who? - Quiet! 736 00:50:52,551 --> 00:50:54,496 What do you mean, sorry? 737 00:50:54,511 --> 00:50:57,264 - Come on, let's talk about facts. - Let's talk about facts. 738 00:50:57,271 --> 00:51:00,502 You've been charged with.... 739 00:51:00,511 --> 00:51:05,539 - Indecent... - Indecent behaviour, improper behaviour... 740 00:51:05,551 --> 00:51:10,500 such as to offend public morality. - You shouldn't be proud of it. 741 00:51:10,511 --> 00:51:15,255 I ain't proud of it, I'm just telling the facts... 742 00:51:15,271 --> 00:51:18,695 - Quiet! - Clerk you should let us consult. 743 00:51:18,711 --> 00:51:20,702 You should let us consult. 744 00:51:20,711 --> 00:51:24,932 - Lawyer Terenzio, do you defend him? - What lawyer? 745 00:51:27,591 --> 00:51:30,583 I don't need a lawyer. - It's compulsory; it's court-appointed. 746 00:51:30,591 --> 00:51:34,220 He has a clean record and there is indecent behaviour, can I talk to him? 747 00:51:34,231 --> 00:51:35,983 Yes, go ahead. 748 00:51:35,991 --> 00:51:39,381 - Can I, your honour... - Go. 749 00:51:39,391 --> 00:51:42,861 - We are in court, young fellow, calm down. - What do you want? 750 00:51:42,871 --> 00:51:44,259 Money. 751 00:51:44,271 --> 00:51:48,583 - We should ask for a lot of money, I was robbed of my clothing! - Ssshh! 752 00:51:48,591 --> 00:51:51,776 - We should ask for a lot of money... - Have you got money for me? 753 00:51:51,791 --> 00:51:54,976 For you? Are you kidding? I haven't got a lira! 754 00:51:54,991 --> 00:51:58,939 - What are you saying? - Shut up, have I asked you something? 755 00:51:58,951 --> 00:52:02,261 Have I asked you for money? 756 00:52:02,271 --> 00:52:03,863 Go. 757 00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:06,738 - We can keep going. - Then, so.... 758 00:52:08,991 --> 00:52:12,654 - Have I asked you something? - Can we keep going? - Yes. 759 00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:17,176 - Meniconi. - Meniconi! - He's even deaf. 760 00:52:17,191 --> 00:52:19,022 Then... 761 00:52:19,031 --> 00:52:21,784 Your honour that one asked me for money. 762 00:52:21,791 --> 00:52:25,704 - Did you see? Terenzio! - Did you see, Terenzio? 763 00:52:25,711 --> 00:52:28,578 - As usual! - He asked me for money. 764 00:52:28,591 --> 00:52:31,378 - You got it wrong. - No I got it right. - You got it wrong! 765 00:52:31,391 --> 00:52:34,701 Explain your facts. 766 00:52:34,711 --> 00:52:36,702 So, your honour.... 767 00:52:36,711 --> 00:52:42,217 In this sultry summer, I, in my work duties, didn't have... 768 00:52:42,231 --> 00:52:45,143 - What work? - What work? 769 00:52:45,151 --> 00:52:47,255 What's your profession? 770 00:52:47,271 --> 00:52:50,581 - What job? - How do you live? - I deal. 771 00:52:50,591 --> 00:52:53,537 I'm busy, I do the best I can. 772 00:52:53,551 --> 00:52:57,544 Your honour, I mean... - We understand how you keep busy. 773 00:52:57,551 --> 00:52:59,735 He keeps busy. Let's move on. 774 00:52:59,751 --> 00:53:03,380 I have been sick. 775 00:53:03,391 --> 00:53:06,815 I had an illness. 776 00:53:06,831 --> 00:53:11,177 I had an illness that stopped me, that nailed me to the ground. 777 00:53:11,951 --> 00:53:14,897 I had an illness, I was on health insurance. 778 00:53:16,711 --> 00:53:18,941 I was good, your honour. 779 00:53:18,951 --> 00:53:20,816 I had an illness. 780 00:53:20,831 --> 00:53:24,779 Otherwise nowadays I would be in America. 781 00:53:24,791 --> 00:53:29,979 This youth without a cause! 782 00:53:35,711 --> 00:53:38,623 - Holy Mary, what does he want? - "what does he want"? 783 00:53:38,631 --> 00:53:41,577 - Keep going! - "Keep going" . 784 00:53:41,591 --> 00:53:47,382 In this sultry summer, I couldn't go to the beach. 785 00:53:47,391 --> 00:53:52,374 So I went onto a blossomed lawn. 786 00:53:52,391 --> 00:53:54,655 I was there, all strong and... 787 00:54:17,271 --> 00:54:19,023 At your service, general Custer! 788 00:54:19,031 --> 00:54:21,943 We'll take the position kept by the 7th. 789 00:54:21,951 --> 00:54:25,580 We have already seen Pale Face's smoke. 790 00:54:25,591 --> 00:54:29,698 OK, general Custer? Let's meet at high noon. 791 00:54:29,711 --> 00:54:34,944 OK, we'll slaughter the Apache. Certainly, general Custer. 792 00:54:37,591 --> 00:54:42,619 I arrived at the place where we workers, 793 00:54:42,631 --> 00:54:48,376 during a sultry summer have a refreshing bath: The "marana" . 794 00:54:51,031 --> 00:54:53,215 "Hello boys" . 795 00:54:58,751 --> 00:55:02,778 - OK, did you dirty my water? - We didn't bathe yet. 796 00:55:02,791 --> 00:55:05,498 - Who does the "marana" belong to? - To the American! 797 00:55:18,631 --> 00:55:21,737 But how did you bathe? 798 00:55:21,751 --> 00:55:25,061 Naked, your honour. 799 00:55:25,071 --> 00:55:26,424 Naked! 800 00:55:26,431 --> 00:55:28,934 Fully naked. 801 00:55:28,951 --> 00:55:32,785 - Don't you believe me? - Hey! - These people don't believe me. 802 00:55:32,791 --> 00:55:36,056 In America, a civil country... Also a friend of mine was there. 803 00:55:36,071 --> 00:55:40,496 In Kansas City, everybody bathes in the nude. 804 00:55:40,511 --> 00:55:44,538 The poor, the rich, the immigrants, the court chancellor... All naked! 805 00:55:44,551 --> 00:55:46,098 You don't believe it? 806 00:55:46,111 --> 00:55:48,454 - Your honour, she doesn't believe it. - Come here. 807 00:55:48,471 --> 00:55:51,781 She doesn't believe it because she can't really bathe naked. 808 00:55:51,791 --> 00:55:54,100 Come here. 809 00:55:54,111 --> 00:55:56,056 Carabiniere, bring him here. 810 00:55:56,071 --> 00:56:00,064 - Do you think you are at home? - He thinks he is at home. 811 00:56:00,071 --> 00:56:03,222 Come on, don't make problems. 812 00:56:03,231 --> 00:56:06,701 - That's enough. - Lawyer, I have no money. 813 00:56:06,711 --> 00:56:09,498 Enough, young fellow - patience has a limit. 814 00:56:09,511 --> 00:56:11,695 For you it is not improper... 815 00:56:11,711 --> 00:56:15,454 to get caught having a bath naked, in a "marana" . 816 00:56:16,871 --> 00:56:20,864 But that's not the sea! That's the "marana" . 817 00:56:20,871 --> 00:56:24,614 It's a public place, people walk past. 818 00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:27,577 Nobody walks past. 819 00:56:27,591 --> 00:56:31,937 For this reason we gather to train. 820 00:56:34,231 --> 00:56:36,654 - We do the KRON. - What? - The KRON. 821 00:56:38,911 --> 00:56:42,301 - Like in the American movies. - I'll have him arrested. 822 00:56:42,311 --> 00:56:46,452 I'll have him arrested, pass me a stamp. 823 00:56:48,191 --> 00:56:51,217 He must be crazy! 824 00:56:51,231 --> 00:56:55,304 Your honour, we can swim all different styles, 825 00:56:55,311 --> 00:56:57,541 like you see in the American movies. 826 00:56:57,551 --> 00:57:01,624 We can do it like BUSTER CREBOL, VESTER UILLIAM... 827 00:57:01,631 --> 00:57:05,818 VESTER UILLIAM... She is the one, your honour. 828 00:57:10,311 --> 00:57:13,576 You told me it was warm. Damn you! 829 00:57:16,831 --> 00:57:20,062 - American, play Tarzan! - Come on! 830 00:57:20,071 --> 00:57:25,543 - No! - Play Tarzan! - No, shut up! Shut up! 831 00:57:25,551 --> 00:57:27,894 We'll give you a cigarette. 832 00:57:28,951 --> 00:57:33,331 - What? - A cigarette! - Give me it. - Catch this knife first. 833 00:57:39,351 --> 00:57:41,296 Aaaaaahhhhh! 834 00:57:41,311 --> 00:57:46,055 Look, there is a crocodile over there. It's getting close, kill it. 835 00:57:47,271 --> 00:57:51,059 Aaaaaahhhhh! 836 00:57:51,071 --> 00:57:52,424 Zac! 837 00:57:54,871 --> 00:57:56,702 Zac! 838 00:57:56,711 --> 00:57:59,418 What are you doing now? 839 00:57:59,431 --> 00:58:01,422 I'll give you a bite on the head! 840 00:58:01,431 --> 00:58:05,015 - Crocodile I'll kill you. - The police are coming! 841 00:58:05,031 --> 00:58:09,297 Crocodile, I'll kill you! I'm gonna break your spine! 842 00:58:09,311 --> 00:58:13,782 I eat my crocodiles. I eat lots... 843 00:58:13,791 --> 00:58:17,375 You want to drown me? I'll eat you! 844 00:58:17,391 --> 00:58:19,336 I'll cancel you from the world! 845 00:58:19,351 --> 00:58:23,492 The bedouins! Ta-Ta-Ta-Ta! 846 00:58:40,591 --> 00:58:42,343 Ta-Ta-Ta... 847 00:58:42,351 --> 00:58:44,740 Hey, they have gone. 848 00:58:44,751 --> 00:58:47,140 Lame! 849 00:58:47,151 --> 00:58:50,291 Damn you! The cigarette... 850 00:58:54,311 --> 00:58:56,450 Gee, what a he-man! 851 00:58:58,471 --> 00:59:01,656 Where is my warm clothing? 852 00:59:01,671 --> 00:59:03,457 Lame, you coward! 853 00:59:03,471 --> 00:59:06,543 Little clothing, where are you? 854 00:59:06,551 --> 00:59:09,497 I left you here, don't play jokes. 855 00:59:09,511 --> 00:59:11,854 My God, they stole my clothes! 856 00:59:11,871 --> 00:59:15,455 It's better that who ever took my clothes give them back to me.... 857 00:59:15,471 --> 00:59:18,497 because if I catch them, I'm going to bite their heads off! 858 00:59:18,511 --> 00:59:20,103 They left me naked! 859 00:59:20,111 --> 00:59:24,855 Naked as a worm in the bad weather, in the damp of the marana. 860 00:59:24,871 --> 00:59:30,582 - It's the fault of that guy over there. - Keep it quiet. - There he is. 861 00:59:30,591 --> 00:59:33,856 Why did you keep Meniconi's clothes? 862 00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:37,944 - In that marana bathing is forbidden. - That's the reason. 863 00:59:37,951 --> 00:59:41,535 It's forbidden and you went there to swim. 864 00:59:41,551 --> 00:59:44,543 - Keep going. - We always do this. 865 00:59:44,551 --> 00:59:47,896 We take the clothes sit down and wait for them to get out. 866 00:59:47,911 --> 00:59:51,096 Did you understand? He got my clothes. 867 00:59:51,111 --> 00:59:54,660 But that day I was called at the station. 868 00:59:54,671 --> 00:59:58,141 - My wife was giving birth. - What? 869 00:59:58,151 --> 01:00:01,382 - My wife had given birth to a baby. - A son with that face! 870 01:00:01,391 --> 01:00:05,942 I took the clothes I was happy and I didn't realize what I was doing. 871 01:00:05,951 --> 01:00:09,614 - Then I forgot. - Right. 872 01:00:09,631 --> 01:00:13,658 They left me naked as a worm! 873 01:00:13,671 --> 01:00:17,619 All hidden behind a bush. 874 01:00:17,631 --> 01:00:20,464 Then, bit by bit, like a snail, 875 01:00:20,471 --> 01:00:24,055 I ventured into the night. 876 01:00:24,071 --> 01:00:25,971 Gee, what a night! 877 01:00:26,191 --> 01:00:29,422 Your honour, I set off and fell three times. 878 01:00:29,431 --> 01:00:33,015 So, limping around, I tried to look around in that dark night. 879 01:00:33,031 --> 01:00:35,170 Then I saw a gate. 880 01:00:37,591 --> 01:00:40,219 Anybody here? 881 01:00:40,231 --> 01:00:44,099 Is there a pious soul that will let me through this gate? 882 01:00:44,111 --> 01:00:47,171 Hey! 883 01:00:48,351 --> 01:00:49,898 Whisky? 884 01:00:49,911 --> 01:00:52,459 Someone rang, it must be Dado. 885 01:00:52,471 --> 01:00:54,701 Yusef, go press the gate's button. 886 01:00:54,711 --> 01:00:58,260 He promised me he'd come, actually he said on the phone: 887 01:00:58,271 --> 01:01:00,455 "You'll see how I show up! 888 01:01:00,471 --> 01:01:03,178 What a mad guy! 889 01:01:03,191 --> 01:01:07,457 Let's turn all the lights off and pretend nobody is here. 890 01:01:07,471 --> 01:01:12,056 - Fine! - One of us will hide and we'll scare him to death. 891 01:01:12,071 --> 01:01:17,577 It should be someone he doesn't know at all, for example Miguel. 892 01:01:17,591 --> 01:01:20,298 Your Honor, I would like to ask you something. 893 01:01:20,311 --> 01:01:23,223 - Do you know the prince of Serramontana? - No. 894 01:01:23,231 --> 01:01:26,780 - Would you agree to play a joke on him? - Certainly. - Then listen. 895 01:01:26,791 --> 01:01:29,737 Get this sword and hide behind there. 896 01:01:29,751 --> 01:01:33,255 We'll make it dark and when he comes in, he'll think nobody is here. 897 01:01:35,951 --> 01:01:39,694 What's happening? Is it a ghost house? 898 01:01:40,951 --> 01:01:47,379 Aunt Costanza you know I'm in this situation, help me. 899 01:01:49,911 --> 01:01:53,335 May I come in? Gentlemen, may I come in? 900 01:01:53,351 --> 01:01:56,696 Gentlemen, may I come into this house? 901 01:01:56,711 --> 01:01:58,656 Is there anybody here? 902 01:01:59,271 --> 01:02:01,216 Is anybody in this house? 903 01:02:01,231 --> 01:02:03,574 Damn, how cold! 904 01:02:03,591 --> 01:02:05,138 Gee, what a house! 905 01:02:05,151 --> 01:02:08,575 Gentlemen, where are you hiding? 906 01:02:08,591 --> 01:02:12,334 - But is it Dado? - Of course, he is changing his voice. 907 01:02:12,351 --> 01:02:16,139 Well, there is really nobody here, gentlemen. 908 01:02:16,151 --> 01:02:18,699 Here there is a naked man walking around the house. 909 01:02:19,431 --> 01:02:21,376 Nobody here. 910 01:02:21,391 --> 01:02:22,733 What is it? 911 01:02:24,751 --> 01:02:27,094 A drink from Kansas City. 912 01:02:28,071 --> 01:02:30,016 Gee, how disgusting! 913 01:02:32,031 --> 01:02:34,374 Oh, two little hands! 914 01:02:35,351 --> 01:02:37,091 This is silver. 915 01:02:37,991 --> 01:02:39,822 I don't even have a pocket. 916 01:02:39,831 --> 01:02:43,744 Gentlemen, well, no-one here? 917 01:02:43,751 --> 01:02:48,620 Is it possible I can't even get a scarf around here? Gee, what a night! 918 01:02:48,631 --> 01:02:51,099 How can it be possible that a man... 919 01:02:51,111 --> 01:02:54,774 A lit window! Someone must be there. 920 01:02:56,191 --> 01:03:01,015 - My stick and hat! - Excellency, why do you... 921 01:03:01,031 --> 01:03:04,580 - My stick and hat! - Why? I don't understand. 922 01:03:04,591 --> 01:03:06,661 My stick and hat! 923 01:03:06,671 --> 01:03:12,143 It was an innocent joke; you shouldn't get upset like this. 924 01:03:12,151 --> 01:03:14,176 Crazy! 925 01:03:14,191 --> 01:03:17,183 Excellency, wait! 926 01:03:17,191 --> 01:03:22,458 My God, I don't even have glasses! 927 01:03:22,471 --> 01:03:24,735 My God! 928 01:03:24,751 --> 01:03:28,744 My nephews leave me here on my own and they know I can't see. 929 01:03:28,751 --> 01:03:31,982 But in my will not even a cent! 930 01:03:31,991 --> 01:03:34,698 Not a cent! 931 01:03:34,711 --> 01:03:38,977 - Oh God! Madam have you got a scarf? - Luckily there is somebody. 932 01:03:38,991 --> 01:03:43,143 - Have you got a scarf? - Quiet! - No-one here, just me, madam. 933 01:03:43,151 --> 01:03:46,655 - I'm on my own in this situation. - Come here. 934 01:03:46,671 --> 01:03:51,222 - No, I'd like a scarf. - Are you a friend of my damn nephews? 935 01:03:51,231 --> 01:03:54,098 Be damned those who took my clothes! 936 01:03:54,111 --> 01:03:57,774 - It must be someone from here. Your nephews, madam. - Sit down. 937 01:03:57,791 --> 01:04:02,376 - Where? - There. - I'm freezing. - With no glasses, I can't see a thing. 938 01:04:02,391 --> 01:04:05,861 - You can't see a thing? - No. - I can't see either for the cold. 939 01:04:05,871 --> 01:04:10,899 Madam, please, do you have a scarf? You remind me of Aunt Costanza. 940 01:04:10,911 --> 01:04:14,574 She gave me this. 941 01:04:14,591 --> 01:04:16,536 Gee, how many rings you have! 942 01:04:16,551 --> 01:04:20,658 - Do you have a scarf? I am cold! - Read. - You want me to read? 943 01:04:20,671 --> 01:04:24,744 - But after you give me a scarf. - I don't have my glasses. 944 01:04:24,751 --> 01:04:28,983 - Madam, I'll now read. - I am nervous. - It's in a foreign language! - Better. 945 01:04:28,991 --> 01:04:31,175 You are lucky. 946 01:04:31,191 --> 01:04:34,536 A friend of mine told me that I'm good with foreign languages. 947 01:04:34,551 --> 01:04:39,295 I had an illness! - Read! - I was stopped! - Read. 948 01:04:39,311 --> 01:04:42,701 Yes, madam. But after you give me a scarf! 949 01:04:42,711 --> 01:04:46,659 "La revue francaise." 950 01:04:46,671 --> 01:04:51,176 But it's French! Don't you know French, idiot? - Calm down! 951 01:04:51,191 --> 01:04:54,615 I know very well American from Kansas City. 952 01:04:54,631 --> 01:04:58,544 Also a friend of mine told me! I have no problem with cacophony! 953 01:04:58,551 --> 01:05:01,816 - "Very well! - "Very well! 954 01:05:01,831 --> 01:05:04,299 I had an illness! 955 01:05:04,311 --> 01:05:09,328 I was stopped, otherwise I would be in America by now! 956 01:05:10,231 --> 01:05:13,894 You look like Aunt Costanza. You're as alike as two peas in a pod! 957 01:05:13,911 --> 01:05:16,095 You're as alike as two... 958 01:05:16,111 --> 01:05:19,023 You can't take these off! 959 01:05:22,151 --> 01:05:24,415 It's French. 960 01:05:24,431 --> 01:05:25,864 They are arguing here! 961 01:05:31,711 --> 01:05:35,420 - Knocking at the door. - I found my glasses! 962 01:05:35,431 --> 01:05:39,015 - You found them! - I'll put them on. 963 01:05:39,031 --> 01:05:41,101 Give it to me! 964 01:05:41,111 --> 01:05:45,741 - This is fanaticism. - No. - You are a fanatic, you try. 965 01:05:45,751 --> 01:05:49,664 Let me hear sweet old lady, let me hear this song! 966 01:05:53,191 --> 01:05:56,900 - "Nous mangeons." - They "eat" like crazy, they are foreigners! 967 01:05:56,911 --> 01:05:58,617 "Allez..." 968 01:05:58,631 --> 01:06:02,215 C'est si bon! 969 01:06:06,831 --> 01:06:09,220 C'est si bon! - What? 970 01:06:09,231 --> 01:06:11,859 SI REBON! - But who are you? 971 01:06:11,871 --> 01:06:15,136 I am Meniconi Ferdinando called the American. 972 01:06:15,151 --> 01:06:20,418 I was playing Tarzan and a crocodile arrived in the swamp. 973 01:06:20,431 --> 01:06:23,025 I don't want to be boastful! 974 01:06:23,031 --> 01:06:26,376 I grabbed a knife... a paralysis is coming! 975 01:06:26,391 --> 01:06:29,178 We lost the oldie! C'est si bon! 976 01:06:29,191 --> 01:06:33,537 Don't scare me, move your arm! 977 01:06:33,551 --> 01:06:36,304 - Don't scare me. - He's naked! - He's naked! 978 01:06:36,311 --> 01:06:38,415 He's naked! There is a naked man! 979 01:06:38,431 --> 01:06:41,980 I am the naked man! Call the protector of morality. 980 01:06:41,991 --> 01:06:46,655 It's me! Meniconi Ferdinando, the naked American! 981 01:06:46,671 --> 01:06:51,335 You left me naked! Aunt Costanza, why did you leave me? 982 01:06:51,351 --> 01:06:54,184 Help! A naked man! 983 01:06:54,191 --> 01:06:57,342 A naked man in the house! Help! 984 01:06:57,351 --> 01:06:59,854 - Poor lady! - May I, gentlemen? 985 01:06:59,871 --> 01:07:03,944 I am the naked man. That old lady is screaming because I scared her. 986 01:07:03,951 --> 01:07:06,738 Someone stole my clothes! 987 01:07:06,751 --> 01:07:10,664 - Call the gamekeeper. - Throw him out of my house. 988 01:07:10,671 --> 01:07:14,539 - The dogs! - Murderer! He wanted to rape my old grandmother! 989 01:07:14,551 --> 01:07:16,655 Poor woman! Saint of a woman! 990 01:07:16,671 --> 01:07:21,222 Your honour, they had seven dogs chasing me! 991 01:07:21,231 --> 01:07:23,335 Lawyer, it's all clear. 992 01:07:23,351 --> 01:07:27,697 - The offence for indecent behaviour stands. - Are you doubting it? 993 01:07:27,711 --> 01:07:32,580 He was naked around people! What impression do we leave in society's eyes? 994 01:07:32,591 --> 01:07:35,571 - Let's give him a lesson. - The Defence... 995 01:07:36,671 --> 01:07:39,731 I entrust to the clemency of the Court. 996 01:07:42,351 --> 01:07:44,296 Quiet! 997 01:07:46,351 --> 01:07:50,936 "ln the name of the Italian people, given Penal Code article 527, 998 01:07:50,951 --> 01:07:58,175 we condemn Meniconi Ferdinando... - They condemn me! - Quiet! 999 01:07:58,191 --> 01:08:01,661 To 3 months in jail with all the benefits of the Law. 1000 01:08:01,671 --> 01:08:05,937 If you swim once more in the marana, you'll be charged for both cases! 1001 01:08:05,951 --> 01:08:09,739 - And now? - What is it? - You ruined my record! 1002 01:08:09,751 --> 01:08:11,503 I didn't ruin it, you did! 1003 01:08:11,511 --> 01:08:15,424 Stop being so full of yourself with me. You bored me! 1004 01:08:15,431 --> 01:08:20,494 - I have been sick. I had an illness! - Go! 1005 01:08:20,511 --> 01:08:22,661 - Get out. - You ruined my record. 1006 01:08:22,671 --> 01:08:25,981 Why did you leave me Aunt Costanza? 1007 01:08:25,991 --> 01:08:28,824 You wanted money! 1008 01:08:28,831 --> 01:08:32,983 Aunt Costanza left me alone. I did not do anything, carabiniere. 1009 01:08:32,991 --> 01:08:37,018 - Your Honor, I'll take him in. - Take him out! 1010 01:08:37,031 --> 01:08:40,899 I'll meet you again. I'll meet that judge again! 1011 01:08:40,911 --> 01:08:44,335 I did not do anything! 1012 01:08:44,351 --> 01:08:48,822 Let go of me, I'll walk by myself! 1013 01:08:48,831 --> 01:08:52,176 I have to meet him again! 1014 01:08:52,191 --> 01:08:56,571 I had an illness that stopped me! 1015 01:09:12,111 --> 01:09:14,170 Good-bye! 1016 01:09:17,191 --> 01:09:18,783 Teresa, we won! 1017 01:09:18,791 --> 01:09:20,702 Teresa! 1018 01:09:20,711 --> 01:09:23,896 Excuse me, you saw my fiancee? We won the lawsuit. 1019 01:09:23,911 --> 01:09:25,663 - Who is your fiancee? - The woman who was with me. 1020 01:09:25,671 --> 01:09:29,175 - The good looking tall woman? - Yeah. - She is very nice. 1021 01:09:29,191 --> 01:09:31,534 - What a nice woman. - What is it? 1022 01:09:31,551 --> 01:09:32,939 Why? 1023 01:09:32,951 --> 01:09:36,057 - What happened? - What happened! - An accident? 1024 01:09:36,071 --> 01:09:38,665 - Worse! - Tell me. 1025 01:09:38,671 --> 01:09:42,414 - Calm down. - You tell me... - Have you got money in your pockets? 1026 01:09:42,431 --> 01:09:46,458 - Do we have to go to the hospital? - There is no time to lose. 1027 01:09:46,471 --> 01:09:49,258 She has "jumped the fence" . 1028 01:09:49,271 --> 01:09:53,662 - What? - She played sexy! Got it? 1029 01:09:53,671 --> 01:09:58,335 - She left with the lawyer. Got it? - Teresa? - Yes. 1030 01:09:58,431 --> 01:10:01,423 Teresa! 1031 01:10:01,431 --> 01:10:03,376 Good evening. 1032 01:10:07,951 --> 01:10:11,535 - Luisa Ceccarelli. - Yes, that's me. I didn't do anything. 1033 01:10:11,551 --> 01:10:13,098 Quiet! 1034 01:10:13,111 --> 01:10:18,048 Do not interrupt; it's not your turn to speak. Do you have a lawyer? 1035 01:10:20,991 --> 01:10:24,336 I got it. Lawyer Terenzio, you are the court-appointed lawyer. 1036 01:10:24,351 --> 01:10:29,653 - As usual. - Call the policeman on the case, Sframeci Nicola. 1037 01:10:30,271 --> 01:10:33,104 Your Honor, I will now explain. 1038 01:10:33,111 --> 01:10:36,820 I was on duty close to piazza Vittorio. 1039 01:10:36,831 --> 01:10:41,461 I noticed this woman approaching passers-by and annoying them. 1040 01:10:41,471 --> 01:10:46,864 In particular, she approached, as in my report, 1041 01:10:46,871 --> 01:10:51,183 one Pampinelli Virgilio, 1042 01:10:51,191 --> 01:10:53,534 a farmer by trade. 1043 01:10:54,231 --> 01:10:58,179 I can only say this: 1044 01:10:58,191 --> 01:11:01,217 I was in piazza Vittorio "Manovelli", 1045 01:11:01,231 --> 01:11:04,018 waiting for a friend of mine who works at the market. 1046 01:11:04,031 --> 01:11:07,455 Suddenly a "female" got close to me. 1047 01:11:07,471 --> 01:11:09,655 That one! 1048 01:11:09,671 --> 01:11:14,904 She told me; "Sweet dark would you like to know ecstasy? 1049 01:11:14,911 --> 01:11:20,065 I don't what ecstasy is but it must be something foreign. 1050 01:11:20,071 --> 01:11:23,461 Your honour, it's false. 1051 01:11:23,471 --> 01:11:25,621 Sometimes I drink a bit. 1052 01:11:25,631 --> 01:11:29,624 When I drink, I think back to the good times and forget about the present. 1053 01:11:29,631 --> 01:11:33,215 I went from one triumph to the other, 1054 01:11:33,231 --> 01:11:36,974 I was the major variety actress from 1910 to 1925. 1055 01:11:36,991 --> 01:11:40,575 A whole generation loved me, 1056 01:11:40,591 --> 01:11:43,219 the one who fought the First World War. 1057 01:11:43,231 --> 01:11:47,372 Gloriana, the grand the beautiful Gloriana. 1058 01:11:49,551 --> 01:11:51,064 Gloriana. 1059 01:11:51,071 --> 01:11:54,302 Yes, that was me. 1060 01:11:54,311 --> 01:11:58,418 I also posed for the poster showing Italy at war. 1061 01:11:59,471 --> 01:12:02,816 Gloriana! 1062 01:12:02,831 --> 01:12:06,335 During the times of the great, real war, 1063 01:12:06,351 --> 01:12:09,218 the times of the war in the mud, in the trenches, 1064 01:12:09,231 --> 01:12:11,415 we were all in love with you. 1065 01:12:13,991 --> 01:12:17,461 When we met in the winter of 1917, 1066 01:12:17,471 --> 01:12:21,737 because we had already met, 1067 01:12:21,751 --> 01:12:25,585 in that dirty and smoky hut of Tappa headquarters, 1068 01:12:25,591 --> 01:12:28,537 transformed for the occasion into the Soldier's Theatre. 1069 01:12:34,071 --> 01:12:40,135 Going back to those memories! 1070 01:12:42,511 --> 01:12:48,416 What a pleasure it is for the heart. 1071 01:12:49,951 --> 01:12:54,934 Among the images of the past, 1072 01:12:54,951 --> 01:12:59,024 Going back for a second... 1073 01:12:59,031 --> 01:13:03,536 to dream about it all! 1074 01:13:06,391 --> 01:13:13,331 Each time a soldier leaves, 1075 01:13:14,471 --> 01:13:21,092 he brings to mind a golden memory. 1076 01:13:22,191 --> 01:13:26,184 A happy memory... 1077 01:13:26,191 --> 01:13:31,049 of the times that were! 1078 01:13:32,991 --> 01:13:39,499 A simple name, Lulu! 1079 01:13:49,671 --> 01:13:54,017 E zum tara taru. 1080 01:13:54,031 --> 01:13:55,578 E zum tara taru! 1081 01:13:55,591 --> 01:13:59,300 Playing, he pays attention to every heart. 1082 01:13:59,311 --> 01:14:02,542 In the first line, behind the bullets, 1083 01:14:02,551 --> 01:14:06,100 the soldier dreams of his far away love. 1084 01:14:06,111 --> 01:14:09,774 Din dulu, You dream of eyes blue! 1085 01:14:09,791 --> 01:14:12,658 Slim waist and thin pointy nose! 1086 01:14:12,671 --> 01:14:16,175 Staying down here for six months, 1087 01:14:16,191 --> 01:14:19,297 You dream only of limbs! 1088 01:14:21,111 --> 01:14:25,184 E zum tara tara. 1089 01:14:25,191 --> 01:14:26,783 E zum tara tara! 1090 01:14:26,791 --> 01:14:30,295 This is the memory You never forget! 1091 01:14:30,311 --> 01:14:32,905 And you'll see it, wherever you look, 1092 01:14:32,911 --> 01:14:36,904 every hour you'll see, You'll always see the limbs you wish for. 1093 01:14:36,911 --> 01:14:39,937 It has the effect of a cannon shot. Boom! 1094 01:14:39,951 --> 01:14:43,057 Always Lulu, Lulu! 1095 01:14:43,991 --> 01:14:48,735 E zum tara tara. 1096 01:14:48,751 --> 01:14:50,537 E zum tara tara! 1097 01:14:50,551 --> 01:14:53,782 Playing, he pays attention to every heart. 1098 01:14:53,791 --> 01:14:57,056 E zum tara tara! E zum tara tara! 1099 01:14:57,071 --> 01:15:00,381 The soldier dreams of his far away love. 1100 01:15:00,391 --> 01:15:03,781 Din dulu, You dream of eyes blue! 1101 01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:06,976 Slim waist and thin pointy nose! 1102 01:15:06,991 --> 01:15:10,381 Staying down here for six months, 1103 01:15:10,391 --> 01:15:14,168 You dream only of limbs! 1104 01:15:15,191 --> 01:15:19,582 E zum tara tara. 1105 01:15:19,591 --> 01:15:21,502 E zum tara tara! 1106 01:15:21,511 --> 01:15:24,696 This is the memory You never forget! 1107 01:15:24,711 --> 01:15:27,259 And you'll see it, wherever you look, 1108 01:15:27,271 --> 01:15:31,014 every hour you'll see, You'll always see the limbs you wish for. 1109 01:15:31,031 --> 01:15:34,819 It has the effect of a cannon shot. Boom! 1110 01:15:34,831 --> 01:15:40,656 Always Lulu, Lulu! 1111 01:15:51,591 --> 01:15:54,776 - To your health! - Cheers! Hurrah! 1112 01:15:54,791 --> 01:15:59,455 After four months at the front, your arrival has shaken the whole regiment! 1113 01:15:59,471 --> 01:16:02,577 - You are very kind, major. - Everybody is here... 1114 01:16:02,591 --> 01:16:06,379 officers, subalterns, youngsters. 1115 01:16:06,391 --> 01:16:11,328 - Tomorrow they leave for the front line. - Poor boys. 1116 01:16:15,791 --> 01:16:18,737 - I should get changed, please. - Let's go. 1117 01:16:43,271 --> 01:16:46,775 I hope my accommodation is not far. I am a bit tired. 1118 01:16:46,791 --> 01:16:50,943 Lieutenant, have you arranged for Miss, accommodation? 1119 01:16:50,951 --> 01:16:53,943 She'll have to manage. 1120 01:16:53,951 --> 01:16:57,899 I can manage, Major, Sir, I am so tired. 1121 01:16:57,911 --> 01:17:01,859 Tomorrow, early morning, the train leaves for the rear. 1122 01:17:01,871 --> 01:17:04,544 I've got little time to sleep. 1123 01:17:04,551 --> 01:17:07,258 - Who gives me a hand? - I, dear! 1124 01:17:07,271 --> 01:17:09,262 - Excuse me Major Sir. I thought... - Thought what? 1125 01:17:09,271 --> 01:17:13,344 I thought the miss was going to leave tonight. 1126 01:17:13,351 --> 01:17:17,902 - Then? - You did not find a bed for me? 1127 01:17:17,911 --> 01:17:20,937 - Miss it's not my fault. - My hat, please. 1128 01:17:20,951 --> 01:17:24,899 - At the barracks, at the tavern! - I don't know. 1129 01:17:24,911 --> 01:17:29,655 - It's impossible! It was your job. - It's a trap, Sir? 1130 01:17:29,671 --> 01:17:33,664 Miss, I am mortified; I don't know what to say. 1131 01:17:33,671 --> 01:17:35,696 It's unforgivable. 1132 01:17:35,711 --> 01:17:39,784 Major, Sir, I could have a solution. 1133 01:17:39,791 --> 01:17:43,659 - Speak captain. - One of us could give up his room. 1134 01:17:43,671 --> 01:17:47,983 Then he would manage somehow. I would manage! 1135 01:17:47,991 --> 01:17:50,698 - You too, guys, right? - Yes. 1136 01:17:50,711 --> 01:17:53,578 Sure! Good idea. 1137 01:17:54,991 --> 01:17:59,303 Captain, don't you think that the chosen officer... 1138 01:17:59,311 --> 01:18:02,178 might come back to his room? 1139 01:18:02,191 --> 01:18:06,184 He could forget his toothbrush, 1140 01:18:06,191 --> 01:18:09,536 his sleeping bag, his overcoat, his hat! 1141 01:18:09,551 --> 01:18:12,543 He could get worried about my hunger, my thirst... 1142 01:18:12,551 --> 01:18:15,702 and bring some champagne! - I don't think so. 1143 01:18:15,711 --> 01:18:18,623 - What do you do in your civil life? - I am a regular officer. 1144 01:18:18,631 --> 01:18:21,737 I am also a regular and I know men well. 1145 01:18:21,751 --> 01:18:25,903 - What are you saying? We officers are gentlemen of honour! - That's right! 1146 01:18:25,911 --> 01:18:28,937 The Army's honour is made of conquests. 1147 01:18:28,951 --> 01:18:34,742 - What are you imagining? - I don't imagine, Sir, I foresee. 1148 01:18:34,751 --> 01:18:37,777 But unfortunately I have no choice! 1149 01:18:41,431 --> 01:18:45,219 You challenged me captain. Leave me the choice of weapon. 1150 01:18:45,231 --> 01:18:49,258 I would like to choose the officer who should sacrifice himself for me. 1151 01:18:51,151 --> 01:18:53,699 Let me see. 1152 01:19:04,351 --> 01:19:09,141 You, Gloriana, chose the most harmless, 1153 01:19:09,151 --> 01:19:14,703 the most innocuous, the one who would have never managed. 1154 01:19:14,711 --> 01:19:17,817 I have chosen, Major, Sir. That one! 1155 01:19:22,151 --> 01:19:25,223 - Lieutenant. - Lieutenant Lorusso. 1156 01:19:25,231 --> 01:19:27,699 Infantry. Dept. Drivers. 1157 01:19:27,711 --> 01:19:30,783 - Tonight you are on duty. - Yes sir. 1158 01:19:30,791 --> 01:19:34,022 Do you know Miss Gloriana? She sang at our show. 1159 01:19:34,031 --> 01:19:38,138 Yes sir. I met her a while ago. 1160 01:19:38,151 --> 01:19:41,302 - Your accommodation is at Bepi's tavern, right? - Yes sir. 1161 01:19:41,311 --> 01:19:46,374 You will escort miss Gloriana to her accommodation. 1162 01:19:46,391 --> 01:19:49,895 Yes sir, Major, Sir. Where is miss, accommodation? 1163 01:19:49,911 --> 01:19:53,699 At your accommodation! 1164 01:19:53,711 --> 01:19:58,057 - Mine? But I... - Miss will sleep in your room. 1165 01:19:58,071 --> 01:20:00,062 - Major, Sir but I... - Silence! 1166 01:20:00,071 --> 01:20:03,905 You must escort Miss Gloriana to her room, 1167 01:20:03,911 --> 01:20:07,699 and be sure that she will be fully satisfied. 1168 01:20:07,711 --> 01:20:10,896 - You understand? Fully! - I should... 1169 01:20:10,911 --> 01:20:12,856 Silence! 1170 01:20:15,311 --> 01:20:18,451 - Where are you going? - To satisfy, Major, Sir. 1171 01:20:21,351 --> 01:20:23,296 Go. 1172 01:20:51,551 --> 01:20:57,421 I knew that when we had arrived in the room you would say. - 1173 01:20:57,431 --> 01:21:02,334 - Lieutenant, aren't you forgetting anything? - I... No. 1174 01:21:02,351 --> 01:21:07,937 - Here everything is in order?! Water is in the jug?! - Yes, I have everything. 1175 01:21:07,951 --> 01:21:10,499 - Towels?! - They thought about it all. 1176 01:21:10,511 --> 01:21:13,935 - Light! - It's on. - It's on! 1177 01:21:13,951 --> 01:21:19,014 I didn't notice it! But she could not undress in the dark. 1178 01:21:19,031 --> 01:21:23,377 I undress in the light or in the dark. 1179 01:21:23,391 --> 01:21:28,249 - In the dark too? - Yes. - Shall I go? - Good night, lieutenant. 1180 01:21:29,191 --> 01:21:31,091 Good night, miss. 1181 01:21:32,031 --> 01:21:34,579 - Lieutenant? - Yes. 1182 01:21:35,951 --> 01:21:40,695 - You forgot your hat. - My hat! 1183 01:21:40,711 --> 01:21:43,942 The hat is necessary. 1184 01:21:43,951 --> 01:21:48,854 Decoration is there. Thanks to the decoration, a soldier recognizes his superior. 1185 01:21:48,871 --> 01:21:53,296 - I've got two, I'm a lieutenant. - So they can salute you at once! - Yes. 1186 01:21:53,311 --> 01:21:56,064 - Shall I go? - Go, lieutenant. 1187 01:21:56,071 --> 01:21:59,017 - The lieutenant is going. - Hey! 1188 01:21:59,031 --> 01:22:02,296 - The lieutenant is going. - It happens. 1189 01:22:02,311 --> 01:22:04,051 Yeah, it happens. 1190 01:22:04,831 --> 01:22:06,901 Lieutenant. 1191 01:22:06,911 --> 01:22:10,574 - Have a good sleep. - No, what good sleep! 1192 01:22:10,591 --> 01:22:14,300 - Tomorrow we go to war, we go to the front. - I know it, lieutenant. 1193 01:22:14,311 --> 01:22:17,303 - Good luck. - Here, luck counts for little. 1194 01:22:17,311 --> 01:22:21,623 - Today we are here, tomorrow we will be there. Do you know where we are? - I don't. 1195 01:22:21,631 --> 01:22:24,896 - Where are we? - We are in the trench, we are put to the sword. 1196 01:22:24,911 --> 01:22:28,574 - We are under the snipers, aim. Do you know the snipers? - No. 1197 01:22:28,591 --> 01:22:31,344 They shoot you in your back! 1198 01:22:31,351 --> 01:22:36,141 I go there, risking being shot by a sniper, 1199 01:22:36,151 --> 01:22:38,176 and leave you here! 1200 01:22:38,191 --> 01:22:41,297 I would come to war with you but I can,t. 1201 01:22:41,311 --> 01:22:43,700 - Today you aroused us. - I? 1202 01:22:43,711 --> 01:22:47,135 Yes, with that little dress, with that song. 1203 01:22:47,151 --> 01:22:48,982 I did not sing that song! 1204 01:22:48,991 --> 01:22:51,494 Now you got my room as well! 1205 01:22:51,511 --> 01:22:54,457 - Miss, we should... - Lieutenant! 1206 01:22:54,471 --> 01:22:57,463 - Miss, I beg you! - Lieutenant! - I go to the front. 1207 01:22:57,471 --> 01:23:01,419 I beg you! I came here to work. 1208 01:23:01,431 --> 01:23:03,854 I tried to make you a bit happy, 1209 01:23:03,871 --> 01:23:06,533 to lift your souls. 1210 01:23:07,791 --> 01:23:10,464 Let's lift our souls! 1211 01:23:10,471 --> 01:23:14,384 Lieutenant, I want to be generous. 1212 01:23:14,391 --> 01:23:17,258 Truly you are nice. 1213 01:23:18,191 --> 01:23:21,775 - Close your eyes. - Close my eyes? - Yes. 1214 01:23:26,711 --> 01:23:29,179 - Well? Lieutenant! - Here I am. 1215 01:23:29,191 --> 01:23:31,864 - What is it? - I gave you a kiss. 1216 01:23:31,871 --> 01:23:34,294 - Where? - Here. 1217 01:23:34,311 --> 01:23:38,020 - It was a kiss? - Yes. - I thought it was a fly. 1218 01:23:38,031 --> 01:23:40,977 No, lieutenant, it was a kiss. 1219 01:23:42,631 --> 01:23:45,179 Then... you gave it to me! 1220 01:23:46,831 --> 01:23:50,255 The lieutenant is going. 1221 01:23:50,271 --> 01:23:51,852 Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! 1222 01:23:52,671 --> 01:23:54,810 Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! 1223 01:23:59,111 --> 01:24:01,056 Good night. 1224 01:24:01,071 --> 01:24:05,019 - You are a mediocre man, lieutenant Lorusso. - Yes sir.... What? 1225 01:24:05,031 --> 01:24:07,977 You have made a bad impression for our regiment. 1226 01:24:07,991 --> 01:24:12,143 That woman is really beautiful, she shouldn't be here! 1227 01:24:12,151 --> 01:24:17,100 - That is exactly what happened! - I lost my bet. 1228 01:24:17,111 --> 01:24:21,298 - Miss... - She probably told you she was tired. 1229 01:24:21,311 --> 01:24:25,054 - How do you know it? - Please! 1230 01:24:25,071 --> 01:24:29,861 You have to know women! They use tactics you don't know. 1231 01:24:29,871 --> 01:24:33,898 Do you know what they call Miss Gloriana? 1232 01:24:33,911 --> 01:24:36,334 "Gloriana the horizontal." 1233 01:24:36,351 --> 01:24:39,343 A woman that changes company every night. 1234 01:24:39,351 --> 01:24:43,617 Captain, Sir, she is not horizontal nor vertical. 1235 01:24:43,631 --> 01:24:48,739 It's not right to speak badly of her. She is here to lift our souls. 1236 01:24:51,031 --> 01:24:54,376 She lifted mine! 1237 01:24:55,271 --> 01:24:58,251 Major, Sir, she lifted mine. 1238 01:24:59,631 --> 01:25:02,373 Lieutenant Lorusso! 1239 01:25:03,431 --> 01:25:07,618 You forgot your hat. 1240 01:25:09,431 --> 01:25:11,456 One moment. 1241 01:25:11,471 --> 01:25:16,454 Captain, perhaps it's not elegant for a young lady to walk down 1242 01:25:16,471 --> 01:25:19,895 in her dressing gown among so many men! 1243 01:25:19,911 --> 01:25:23,620 I thank you for your kind words a little while ago. 1244 01:25:23,631 --> 01:25:27,772 Lieutenant, come and get your hat back. 1245 01:25:28,911 --> 01:25:31,300 - I? - Yes, you. 1246 01:25:31,311 --> 01:25:34,690 Come on, be brave! Come and get it. 1247 01:25:37,671 --> 01:25:39,650 Go, or I'll demote you. 1248 01:25:41,551 --> 01:25:43,542 I obey. 1249 01:25:43,551 --> 01:25:46,736 Captain Sir the lieutenant is going. 1250 01:25:51,271 --> 01:25:54,820 In reality I spent the night on the balcony. 1251 01:25:54,831 --> 01:25:59,382 I wanted to respect Gloriana's honour, 1252 01:25:59,391 --> 01:26:04,294 to thank her for saving mine in the eyes of the regiment. 1253 01:26:04,311 --> 01:26:05,938 Then at sunrise.... 1254 01:26:29,951 --> 01:26:34,581 Lieutenant Lorusso, you have been very kind, thanks a lot. 1255 01:26:34,591 --> 01:26:37,424 It was a big sacrifice! 1256 01:26:37,431 --> 01:26:40,821 By the way, lieutenant, I don't know your name. 1257 01:26:40,831 --> 01:26:44,255 - What's your name? - My name is Salomone. - Salomone. 1258 01:26:44,271 --> 01:26:50,221 - What a funny name! - It's the name of an ancient king who had 12 wives. 1259 01:26:50,231 --> 01:26:53,541 - He! - You are nice, Salomone. 1260 01:26:53,551 --> 01:26:56,145 You are the only honourable man I've ever met. 1261 01:26:56,151 --> 01:27:00,019 You call honourable a man who behaved like me? 1262 01:27:00,031 --> 01:27:04,900 I slept on the balcony all night while you were there... 1263 01:27:04,911 --> 01:27:06,617 Gloriana, I would say... 1264 01:27:11,271 --> 01:27:14,331 - The lieutenant is going. - We'll meet again. 1265 01:27:59,551 --> 01:28:03,294 Given proof of the offence of drunk and disorderly behaviour and enticement, 1266 01:28:03,311 --> 01:28:08,214 I ask for this woman to be condemned to 2 months in jail. 1267 01:28:08,231 --> 01:28:12,179 Your Honor, I let rooms. 1268 01:28:12,191 --> 01:28:14,694 If you condemn me, my licence will be revoked! 1269 01:28:16,711 --> 01:28:21,136 - Lawyer, the Defence. - I entrust to the clemency of the Court. 1270 01:28:24,151 --> 01:28:27,894 - Lawyer. - Enticement and drunk and disorderly behaviour... 1271 01:28:27,911 --> 01:28:30,653 have been proven! 1272 01:28:32,031 --> 01:28:36,570 - Lorusso, the sentence! - Right, the sentence. 1273 01:28:52,191 --> 01:28:54,694 In the name of the Italian people 1274 01:28:55,871 --> 01:28:57,896 I acquit.... 1275 01:29:04,031 --> 01:29:09,264 I acquit the so-called Luisa Ceccarelli, 1276 01:29:09,271 --> 01:29:13,696 because the facts attributed to her are not a crime. 1277 01:29:16,351 --> 01:29:17,898 Thanks. 1278 01:29:22,191 --> 01:29:24,489 Your Honor! 1279 01:29:25,351 --> 01:29:28,297 Your Honor. 1280 01:29:34,511 --> 01:29:36,456 The hearing is over. 1281 01:29:40,471 --> 01:29:43,850 Your Honor, what's happening? You're pale! 1282 01:29:58,151 --> 01:30:02,144 Yes, I know! I shouldn't have acquitted that woman. 1283 01:30:02,151 --> 01:30:06,861 I applied the code badly, but it was the first time in 20 years. 1284 01:30:06,871 --> 01:30:10,056 That woman is unlucky, Cicero. 1285 01:30:10,071 --> 01:30:13,381 We men are bastards, 1286 01:30:13,391 --> 01:30:18,454 because when a woman is nice and young everybody courts her. 1287 01:30:18,471 --> 01:30:21,144 When she is old, that's what happens! 1288 01:30:21,151 --> 01:30:23,608 I did not want to be hard on her. 1289 01:30:24,751 --> 01:30:29,415 One can be hard up to a point! 1290 01:30:29,431 --> 01:30:32,218 We have to stop to be hard! 1291 01:30:37,031 --> 01:30:40,535 Cicero, I know what you think of me. 1292 01:30:40,551 --> 01:30:45,022 You think that a judge's duty is to apply the code, 1293 01:30:45,031 --> 01:30:47,534 otherwise what would happen to justice! 1294 01:30:47,551 --> 01:30:51,180 But you are made of marble, I am not! I would like to see you in my shoes. 1295 01:30:51,191 --> 01:30:54,775 The guy of the "marana," deserved it, he walked around naked! 1296 01:30:54,791 --> 01:30:58,261 Although a policeman had taken his clothing. 1297 01:30:58,271 --> 01:31:03,015 The poor don Michele acted with the best of intentions. 1298 01:31:03,031 --> 01:31:04,862 Yes, he caused a brawl. 1299 01:31:04,871 --> 01:31:08,500 But he did it to save a woman from corruption. 1300 01:31:09,751 --> 01:31:14,336 Cicero, in your times you judges... 1301 01:31:14,351 --> 01:31:18,424 ...were revered, respected. 1302 01:31:18,431 --> 01:31:22,060 You arrived at the forum on your chariots. 1303 01:31:23,351 --> 01:31:27,185 Yes, you had chariots! 1304 01:31:27,191 --> 01:31:31,662 Marco Tullio, you also had a villa in Formia. 1305 01:31:31,671 --> 01:31:34,174 Don't deny it, I know it. 1306 01:31:34,191 --> 01:31:39,219 Today's judges, we have Vespas! 1307 01:31:39,231 --> 01:31:41,620 I don't even have a bike! 1308 01:31:41,631 --> 01:31:43,861 If I can't catch a tram, I walk! 1309 01:31:43,871 --> 01:31:46,214 It's easy to say:"Condemn! 1310 01:31:46,231 --> 01:31:49,303 But who, Cicero? 1311 01:31:49,311 --> 01:31:53,179 Here there are people eating cats because they are hungry. 1312 01:31:53,191 --> 01:31:56,263 To apply the code... 1313 01:31:56,271 --> 01:32:00,583 ...I had to condemn the one who ate a cat. 1314 01:32:00,591 --> 01:32:03,094 Be honest, is it right for you? 1315 01:32:03,111 --> 01:32:07,457 I don't think so. To condemn a criminal is easy! 1316 01:32:07,471 --> 01:32:11,464 To condemn the London monster, the "Saponificatrice" . 1317 01:32:11,471 --> 01:32:15,464 Cicero, I am but a small judge. 1318 01:32:15,471 --> 01:32:17,701 I have to judge small people, 1319 01:32:17,711 --> 01:32:20,817 people forced to live in today's world. 1320 01:32:20,831 --> 01:32:24,858 In today, s world, would you be able to say who's right and who's wrong? 1321 01:32:24,871 --> 01:32:28,500 Please! Cicero do you want me to tell you the truth? 1322 01:32:28,511 --> 01:32:33,255 I begin to understand that my son was right not to study. 1323 01:32:33,271 --> 01:32:38,459 Kicking a ball, my son earns a lot of money! 1324 01:32:38,471 --> 01:32:41,975 You understand Cicero? Be quiet, I keep my mouth shut. 1325 01:32:48,471 --> 01:32:51,178 Come on Lazio! 1326 01:32:51,191 --> 01:32:53,375 Come on Lorusso! 1327 01:32:59,791 --> 01:33:03,215 We make their heads spin! We are winning the game! 1328 01:33:04,471 --> 01:33:07,178 Italo, we are winning the game! 1329 01:33:07,191 --> 01:33:10,103 Slow down, Pandolfini, listen to me. 1330 01:33:10,111 --> 01:33:13,979 Let me tell you what to do. Always keep the ball at your foot! 1331 01:33:13,991 --> 01:33:18,337 - Keep away! - We are winning the game! 1332 01:33:18,351 --> 01:33:20,330 What's he doing? 1333 01:33:23,911 --> 01:33:25,697 Ah! 1334 01:33:25,711 --> 01:33:27,895 He did it! 1335 01:33:27,911 --> 01:33:31,176 - Who? - Meniconi. - Your honour! 1336 01:33:31,191 --> 01:33:34,934 - I found you! - Keep your hand down. - It's a sign of destiny! 1337 01:33:34,951 --> 01:33:39,058 Now you have to give my clothes back! - Police! 1338 01:33:39,071 --> 01:33:42,734 You deserved it! Put your hands down or I'll call my son! 1339 01:33:42,751 --> 01:33:46,016 - Who is your son? - Lorusso. - You are for Lazio too! 1340 01:33:46,031 --> 01:33:49,501 - Shout; "Come on Roma" . - No. - Shout: "Come on Roma" . - Come on Lazio! 1341 01:33:49,511 --> 01:33:51,854 I'm gonna eat your nose! 1342 01:33:51,871 --> 01:33:56,023 - I'm for Lazio! - You, stop it! 1343 01:33:56,031 --> 01:33:59,660 - Stop it. - He laid his hands on me. - I had an illness! 1344 01:33:59,671 --> 01:34:02,663 - I am a judge! - Oh God! - You need a witness. 1345 01:34:02,671 --> 01:34:08,018 I could be a witness, but a judge forebade me! 1346 01:34:08,031 --> 01:34:11,933 - You'll pay for it! - Come with us! 1347 01:34:12,831 --> 01:34:16,221 I am a judge! 1348 01:34:16,231 --> 01:34:19,018 Come along! 1349 01:34:19,031 --> 01:34:23,058 - Now where are they going to take him? - To the magistrate's court! 1350 01:34:23,951 --> 01:34:25,896 To the magistrate's court! 112843