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- Hey.
- Hey.
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The school called the house.
They're trying to reach you.
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Funny how you go to school there
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and yet they can't seem to find you.
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I'm on the school grounds.
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I'm just places where
they can't find me.
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What does that mean? Are you tunneling?
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Are you in the trees?
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No. I go places to read.
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Fine. The school has a bomb shelter.
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I figured I'd have the place to myself
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unless somebody in Washington
makes a really big mistake.
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All right, stop doing that.
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And the office said
they need a Word document
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of your article so they can
print it in the school paper.
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My article's going in the paper?
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You had good news, and
you were screwing with me?
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Well, I don't play tennis or anything,
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so I have to have some fun.
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Can you at least tell
me what it's called?
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Yeah. It's an article called
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"My Mom Has No Life of Her Own,
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So She's Desperately Trying
to Live Through Mine."
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Oh, my God. It's the
Ghost of Children Past.
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Wow. What's with the massive
amount of baby supplies?
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It's for Becky.
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We were at the mall, grabbing some tools
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before they close the Sears,
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and there's a baby store
folding up right next door.
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You know, it used to be a Brookstone
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that used to be a RadioShack
that used to be a Spencer Gifts.
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The people in the baby store,
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they thought we were a couple.
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Sometimes, the younger man
needs the older man's wisdom.
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Wait. You and Emilio went
shopping for baby stuff?
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We almost grabbed you a stroller, too,
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but we thought you'd
like to pick that out.
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But we did get you a breast pump.
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"For all shape and sizes."
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So a stroller is too personal,
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but the breast pump, you
figured, "What the hell?"
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If you'd like to buy
something different,
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I can take it back tomorrow.
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Thank you.
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You want to hear
something incredibly sad?
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Who doesn't?
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Ben asked me and the kids
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to live with him in
Chicago, but I can't go.
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Why not?
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Well, I promised you I'd stay here
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to be here for you and the baby, so...
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Oh, yeah. Right. Good.
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Uh, and it's such a great opportunity.
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I mean, I can work
at a big-city tabloid,
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and the kids can be in
the city that they love.
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It's really a shame, but oh, well.
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I'm giving you an
opportunity to be gracious
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while I'm trying to
renege on my promise.
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I could use a little help here.
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Of course you should
go, you little whiner.
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But you still have to keep your promise.
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If I go into rehab,
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I'm FedExing the baby to you in Chicago.
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Okay, just don't make it
where I have to sign for it,
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'cause sometimes I'm not there.
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"The Conners" is recorded
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in front of a live studio audience.
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- Hey, Jackie. I'm home.
- Hey!
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Oh, you are really missing some fun
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at the Renaissance Winter Fair.
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Today, we recreated the
stacking of the bodies
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that were found under
the Great Snow of 1430.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. You finally did it.
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I know she was horrible to you, but...
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but she was your mother.
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Now, we're gonna have to say
that this was an accident.
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What?
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These are drapes.
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You thought this was Bev?
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No. No. Oh.
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She's at the dog races in Dubuque.
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Oh, my God. No.
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It would've been cool, though, huh?
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Yeah.
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Well, I... I... I've only
known her a short while,
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- but yes. Yes.
- That's why I love you. Mwah!
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Well, since you love me, may I throw
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some of my outfits from
the fair into the laundry?
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Oh, sure.
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What's this? Oh.
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Oh, that's a 15th century
ladies' undergarment.
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Those pouches are called "breastbags."
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Ah.
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Well, the history's fascinating,
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but whose breasts fill up the bags?
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I don't know.
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There is a communal
changing tent at the fair.
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I... I must have
grabbed the wrong things.
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Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.
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Are you suggesting that
I'm cheating on you?
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You're... you're being ridiculous.
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I'm only asking for the truth.
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I gave you the truth,
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but if you keep accusing me
of being unfaithful to you,
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I'm gonna go ahead and do it.
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I... I might as well, if I'm
gonna get blamed for it anyway.
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All right, sorry.
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Just give whosever
breastbags these are back,
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- and I won't mention it again.
- Okay.
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Okay, I... I'll put them
in the lost and found.
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Yesterday, somebody misplaced
a small bag of dove's droppings,
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- which were used to lighten one's hair.
- Oh.
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And somebody else was looking
for their homemade toothpaste.
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It was an unfortunate coincidence.
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Mm.
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♪
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- Snowblower broken again?
- Yep.
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These sudden winter storms
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catch all kinds of things by surprise.
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So, basically, it's been
a frozen gopher shooter.
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Poof!
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Waah!
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Good fun.
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Uh, well...
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I got something to tell you.
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Yes?
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Ben asked me and the
kids to move to Chicago.
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He got an offer to relocate
the paper to a bigger market.
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Wow. Big step.
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What'd you say?
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Well, I didn't say anything yet.
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I wanted to talk to you first.
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Well, you have my blessing.
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I personally think Lanford's on
the cusp of a renaissance, but...
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... if you want to go, it's your call.
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Mm. You sure you're okay with it?
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Yeah.
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I enjoy my privacy, and
you're only an hour away.
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All right, pop quiz.
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You forget to take your
blood-pressure meds in the morning.
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What do you do?
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I grab me a handful
of whatever's closest
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and wash it down with a beer.
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But no pork rinds. Too much salt, right?
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All right, you pass. I'm out of here.
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Good.
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I'm gonna need a break anyway
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before Becky moves in with the baby.
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You know that's coming.
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♪
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I got to rest a minute.
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This kid is only the
size of a blueberry.
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Why am I so tired?
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Here.
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You probably need some water.
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Thanks.
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This will be a good park
to bring our baby to.
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It is like the one
where my papa taught me
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how to play soccer in Chihuahua.
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Aunt Jackie has done an amazing
job improving your English,
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but a Chihuahua is a dog.
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Chihuahua is where I grew up in Mexico.
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We'll agree to disagree.
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I think it is time for you
to have something to eat.
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Aww. That's so thoughtful.
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It's, uh, tuna casserole
with potato chips on top.
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That's my favorite.
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Yes. Your papa told me.
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He say it is part of
your white heritage.
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This is delicious.
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Mm.
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Listen.
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I'm sorry it took me so
long to give you a chance.
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You're a good guy, Emilio.
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And I'm a good person, too. I just...
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never imagined my life
would be like this...
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sitting and eating in the park
with the father of my child,
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who I barely know.
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That is funny,
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because this is what I
dreamed my life would be like...
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sitting in a park,
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getting to know a strong
and beautiful woman like you
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who's about to have my baby.
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That is so sweet.
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It is the truth.
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Hey.
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Is that my laundry on the
floor out in the hallway?
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Yeah. I threw it there.
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- Have you been drinking?
- Uh, I'll ask the questions.
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Explain this.
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This is my phone bill.
Why do you have it?
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Uh, because if you're
gonna cheat on somebody,
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you should be smart enough to
pay your own damn phone bill
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so you're the only person
that has access to it,
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because the number that comes up
most on that bill is Breastbags.
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Breastbags has a PhD
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in 16th century music and costuming.
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I call her frequently to be
sure I'm dressed correctly
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and humming the right madrigal.
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Really?
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Because when I talked to her,
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I asked her about the
shirt, and she said,
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"Oh, my boyfriend must have
accidentally grabbed it."
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You son of a bitch.
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Oh, Jackie.
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Oh, Jackie, this is unnecessary.
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It doesn't mean anything.
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It doesn't mean anything?
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Yes. Yes, I'm with you and not her.
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A... a stupid affair doesn't
mean I love you any less.
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Don't throw what we have away
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by being so narrow-minded
and provincial.
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Don't play your mind games with me.
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This isn't my fault.
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Isn't it, Jackie?
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Don't let your insecurity
drive away another man.
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Oh, my God.
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Dan told me you were
taking advantage of me,
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and I didn't listen 'cause I was weak.
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- You're not weak.
- Uh, yo... well, not anymore I'm not.
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Oh, ow! Ow! Ow!
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- Th... that hurt. That hurt!
- Good!
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Well, then that means
I'm doing it right.
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Oh, this is beneath you, Jackie.
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Beneath me. You're beneath me.
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- I trusted you!
- I'm...
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- That really hurt.
- Get the hell out!
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God.
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Aah!
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Okay, so, nothing is
written in stone yet,
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but Ben asked us to move
in with him in Chicago.
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What? That's crazy!
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Oh, my God!
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I love you!
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I'm gonna go pack now.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
I didn't even say yes yet.
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Here. Use my phone.
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Oh, you're letting
me look at your phone?
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I don't like the way you said that.
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But if we go back to Chicago,
how are we gonna see our dad?
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Oh, well, we'll come visit,
and he can come there.
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What about Grandpa?
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He can come see us, too,
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and he'll still have
Aunt Jackie and Becky.
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Plus, we're leaving the chickens
here to keep him company,
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which amuses me to no end.
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Did you call a moving company already?
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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You surprising the kids?
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Probably, but I'm gonna
surprise you first.
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I broke up with Blue.
256
00:11:52,390 --> 00:11:54,265
What?
257
00:11:54,369 --> 00:11:55,459
Why?
258
00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:58,019
She wanted kids, and
I just couldn't do it.
259
00:11:58,089 --> 00:11:59,999
Yeah, well, that's a
good call on your part.
260
00:12:00,069 --> 00:12:02,524
Little Moonshine and Epiphany
would have respiratory problems
261
00:12:02,628 --> 00:12:04,709
from all that sage.
262
00:12:04,778 --> 00:12:07,712
She wanted the whole works...
263
00:12:07,782 --> 00:12:09,930
um, marriage, everything.
264
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,480
When you and I did it, I
knew that I wanted it, but...
265
00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:15,323
she's not you.
266
00:12:17,748 --> 00:12:19,110
Don't... don't do this.
267
00:12:19,215 --> 00:12:21,022
You know I'm in a relationship.
268
00:12:21,126 --> 00:12:24,265
I was in one just half an hour ago.
269
00:12:25,597 --> 00:12:27,268
There's a couple of things you can say
270
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,998
to end it right away.
271
00:12:30,068 --> 00:12:33,069
One is "flaky." That'll get a
toaster in the air real quick.
272
00:12:34,095 --> 00:12:36,636
D... David, do you think
you can just come in here
273
00:12:36,637 --> 00:12:38,496
and I'm gonna drop
everything?! Are you high?
274
00:12:39,727 --> 00:12:41,124
A little.
275
00:12:42,764 --> 00:12:44,776
Yes, I'm hoping you will.
276
00:12:46,484 --> 00:12:49,622
Okay, come on.
277
00:12:49,726 --> 00:12:51,636
I did everything I
said I was going to do.
278
00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:54,264
I got a steady job. I'm
in my kids' lives now.
279
00:12:54,368 --> 00:12:56,004
There's no reason...
280
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,881
no reason we should not be together.
281
00:12:57,952 --> 00:12:59,998
I... I can think of one.
282
00:13:00,102 --> 00:13:02,796
Ben just asked me and the kids
to move to Chicago with him.
283
00:13:05,289 --> 00:13:06,516
Okay, tell him no.
284
00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:08,871
Wow.
285
00:13:08,941 --> 00:13:11,909
Are you really gonna bail on me
to move in with some stranger?
286
00:13:12,013 --> 00:13:13,683
You mean like you did with Blue?
287
00:13:13,788 --> 00:13:14,877
Hey.
288
00:13:14,982 --> 00:13:16,789
You said we were done.
289
00:13:16,859 --> 00:13:18,699
That's the only reason
I moved in with her.
290
00:13:18,770 --> 00:13:19,963
And, by the way,
291
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:23,000
I have a ridiculous tattoo
now that's kind of your fault.
292
00:13:24,709 --> 00:13:27,334
It's too late, all right?
293
00:13:27,405 --> 00:13:29,144
Now, the kids are gonna be an hour away,
294
00:13:29,248 --> 00:13:30,338
and I'll just make sure
295
00:13:30,408 --> 00:13:31,953
that you can see them
on a regular basis.
296
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,706
No, hey, I love you.
297
00:13:34,811 --> 00:13:37,164
And you said you would love me forever.
298
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:42,214
You're going to change
your mind about this.
299
00:13:42,319 --> 00:13:44,399
It's way better to do
it now than two months
300
00:13:44,504 --> 00:13:46,447
after you've moved the kids to Chicago.
301
00:13:47,711 --> 00:13:49,859
Grab your coat. Jackie's in trouble.
302
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,034
The kids are in the kitchen.
303
00:13:54,059 --> 00:13:55,327
Show them that you got a tattoo
304
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,056
so they know it's not cool anymore.
305
00:14:04,339 --> 00:14:06,003
Jackie's wasted.
306
00:14:06,075 --> 00:14:08,161
The owner remembered her from
this being the old Lunch Box,
307
00:14:08,185 --> 00:14:09,545
so she's being cool,
308
00:14:09,614 --> 00:14:11,723
but get her out of here,
or I got to take her in.
309
00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:13,016
Thanks, Rog.
310
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,343
I think we got this.
311
00:14:14,447 --> 00:14:15,909
Oh!
312
00:14:16,013 --> 00:14:18,631
It's my family!
313
00:14:18,701 --> 00:14:20,741
- You here to eat?
- Sure.
314
00:14:20,845 --> 00:14:22,579
Okay, well,
315
00:14:22,683 --> 00:14:26,357
I got to warn you, we
only serve Chinese food.
316
00:14:26,461 --> 00:14:29,385
Got it.
317
00:14:29,456 --> 00:14:32,619
So, uh, you shouldn't be
drinking on the job, right?
318
00:14:32,723 --> 00:14:34,253
No, I should be.
319
00:14:34,322 --> 00:14:35,715
China... other side of the Earth.
320
00:14:35,821 --> 00:14:37,112
It's all opposite.
321
00:14:37,181 --> 00:14:38,847
Okay.
322
00:14:38,951 --> 00:14:40,787
So, what do you recommend?
323
00:14:40,857 --> 00:14:43,442
Oh, not giving your heart away.
324
00:14:43,546 --> 00:14:45,449
Peter was cheating on me.
325
00:14:45,519 --> 00:14:46,777
Oh, I'm so sorry.
326
00:14:46,881 --> 00:14:49,635
No. Don't worry. I took care of it,
327
00:14:49,705 --> 00:14:53,515
'cause I explained to him he
was not treating me very well,
328
00:14:53,585 --> 00:14:57,327
and then I whipped the bejeezus
out of him with a towel.
329
00:14:57,431 --> 00:14:58,722
What?!
330
00:15:02,366 --> 00:15:04,077
Hey, how about sitting
down with us for a minute?
331
00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:06,006
Yes, I can take my break now
332
00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:07,911
because I don't really work here.
333
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,723
I used to, though,
334
00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:13,118
me and my sister.
335
00:15:13,188 --> 00:15:14,729
We owned the place.
336
00:15:14,754 --> 00:15:17,237
We called it the Lunch Box.
337
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:20,912
And it was the last place I was happy.
338
00:15:21,969 --> 00:15:24,758
Your
dad... do you know Dan?
339
00:15:24,862 --> 00:15:27,582
Your dad, he was right about Peter,
340
00:15:27,653 --> 00:15:29,285
and I didn't listen.
341
00:15:29,354 --> 00:15:32,075
Okay. I got to get these
people their fortune cookies,
342
00:15:32,179 --> 00:15:34,797
'cause it's Chinese food... you know.
343
00:15:34,902 --> 00:15:36,124
All right.
344
00:15:36,229 --> 00:15:39,052
It's so nice of you to
dine with us tonight.
345
00:15:39,156 --> 00:15:40,583
Let's see what you get.
346
00:15:40,687 --> 00:15:42,557
You get,
347
00:15:42,661 --> 00:15:46,811
"You will find happiness
and romance."
348
00:15:46,881 --> 00:15:48,172
It's a lie.
349
00:15:48,276 --> 00:15:50,044
It's a lie.
350
00:15:50,081 --> 00:15:53,142
'Cause it's supposed to say
that your sister's gonna die
351
00:15:53,211 --> 00:15:56,646
and that, uh, the guy that
you thought was gonna save you,
352
00:15:56,751 --> 00:15:58,893
he doesn't give a rat's ass about you.
353
00:15:58,997 --> 00:16:00,595
So that's your fortune!
354
00:16:02,298 --> 00:16:05,121
- Okay, time to go. I'll get her purse.
- Yep.
355
00:16:05,191 --> 00:16:07,095
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
356
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:09,580
This place is boring!
357
00:16:09,649 --> 00:16:11,803
Why don't you get in the car?
I'll take you to a better bar.
358
00:16:11,828 --> 00:16:13,153
No. Trick.
359
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:16,352
Trick! Trick!
360
00:16:16,456 --> 00:16:19,823
It's a trick! It's a...
361
00:16:30,410 --> 00:16:32,348
It's gonna be okay.
362
00:16:32,418 --> 00:16:34,287
Let's leave these folks to their dinner.
363
00:16:34,392 --> 00:16:36,227
Okay.
364
00:16:36,332 --> 00:16:39,392
Oh, brother. You know, it's...
365
00:16:39,463 --> 00:16:41,740
it's not...
366
00:16:41,844 --> 00:16:44,838
It's not the Lunch Box anymore.
367
00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:48,717
♪
368
00:16:48,787 --> 00:16:50,964
Rough night, huh? How's Jackie?
369
00:16:51,033 --> 00:16:53,414
She's sleeping it off.
370
00:16:53,484 --> 00:16:56,273
Um, you know, you didn't
have to come over here.
371
00:16:56,377 --> 00:16:59,676
Well, you said you wanted
to talk about Chicago.
372
00:16:59,781 --> 00:17:03,488
Obviously anxious to
hear, so... what's up?
373
00:17:03,558 --> 00:17:07,878
Um, I definitely want
to move in with you,
374
00:17:07,949 --> 00:17:09,920
but I just can't leave
my dad alone right now.
375
00:17:10,024 --> 00:17:11,520
He's too vulnerable.
376
00:17:11,624 --> 00:17:13,052
Your dad?
377
00:17:15,198 --> 00:17:17,646
He looks like he could still
be swatting down airplanes
378
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:20,334
from the top of the
Empire State Building.
379
00:17:20,405 --> 00:17:21,900
I know.
380
00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:24,248
I... it just wouldn't be
fair to move to Chicago
381
00:17:24,318 --> 00:17:27,754
and then a couple months later
realize that I should be here...
382
00:17:27,824 --> 00:17:29,115
you know, for my dad.
383
00:17:29,219 --> 00:17:33,029
So, uh, is this like...
384
00:17:33,099 --> 00:17:35,308
and I don't mean to be morbid, but...
385
00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:38,542
until he dies, or... ?
386
00:17:38,646 --> 00:17:40,311
Could this change?
387
00:17:40,382 --> 00:17:42,660
Oh, no, I mean, it
could definitely change.
388
00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:44,804
I just need time, um, you know,
389
00:17:44,874 --> 00:17:47,323
just to get him used to the idea.
390
00:17:47,393 --> 00:17:49,637
And in the meantime,
I'll... I'll commute.
391
00:17:49,741 --> 00:17:51,236
Yeah.
392
00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:52,904
Yeah, that'll... that'll work.
393
00:17:52,974 --> 00:17:55,626
So, are we still on for tonight?
394
00:17:55,697 --> 00:17:57,022
Yes, of course.
395
00:17:57,092 --> 00:17:59,404
- Oh, my God. Why wouldn't we be?
- Okay, all right.
396
00:17:59,475 --> 00:18:00,948
- Well, then, I'll see you later.
- All right.
397
00:18:00,972 --> 00:18:02,944
- I... I love you.
- And I love you.
398
00:18:11,012 --> 00:18:13,732
Oh, Aunt Jackie, I
didn't know you were up.
399
00:18:13,836 --> 00:18:15,298
You must feel like hell.
400
00:18:15,402 --> 00:18:16,965
Well, like I've been through hell.
401
00:18:17,069 --> 00:18:18,668
That's for sure.
402
00:18:18,737 --> 00:18:21,084
I've been throwing up kind
of regular this morning.
403
00:18:21,153 --> 00:18:24,759
Was I at some Chinese place last night?
404
00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:27,788
'Cause I've got, like, rice everywhere.
405
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:34,697
You know, I... I just want to say this.
406
00:18:34,767 --> 00:18:37,963
No matter how horrible
things seem right now,
407
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,687
you just never know what's
gonna happen tomorrow.
408
00:18:40,756 --> 00:18:45,008
So bad things turn to good,
good things turn to great,
409
00:18:45,079 --> 00:18:49,025
great things turn to, uh,
confusing, possibly great,
410
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,828
but also possibly bad.
411
00:18:50,899 --> 00:18:53,074
But if you're lucky,
they could be good things.
412
00:18:53,178 --> 00:18:56,546
I think you went past your point.
413
00:18:56,650 --> 00:18:59,269
Um, I'm okay. Everything's
just coming out.
414
00:18:59,373 --> 00:19:03,523
You know, all the... the...
the toxic mess of my life
415
00:19:03,593 --> 00:19:07,062
that's just been boiling up
ever since your mom passed.
416
00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:09,479
But I just got to work real hard
417
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:13,222
on why I always look
outside myself for happiness.
418
00:19:15,334 --> 00:19:17,510
Oh, my God.
419
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,824
I got a life-coach client in 20 minutes,
420
00:19:19,895 --> 00:19:22,173
and I've got puke in my hair.
421
00:19:22,243 --> 00:19:24,079
And I got no time to take a shower.
422
00:19:24,183 --> 00:19:26,563
- Can I borrow a brush?
- Um...
423
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,707
Hey, Becky, you got
a brush in your purse?
424
00:19:28,778 --> 00:19:30,171
Aunt Jackie needs one.
425
00:19:30,241 --> 00:19:33,132
- Sure.
- Great.
426
00:19:33,236 --> 00:19:35,548
Thanks. I'll get it right back to ya.
427
00:19:36,911 --> 00:19:39,054
Whatcha doing?
428
00:19:39,158 --> 00:19:41,300
Now that I'm getting a
few bucks from Emilio,
429
00:19:41,370 --> 00:19:43,648
I'm replacing all the stuff I took.
430
00:19:43,752 --> 00:19:45,928
Uh, okay, you took Oreos.
431
00:19:45,998 --> 00:19:48,651
Choco-Sandwich Discs are not the same.
432
00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:54,198
- Becky, has Emilio called you?
- No.
433
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,567
I got a message from a
number I don't recognize.
434
00:19:57,671 --> 00:19:58,861
Check it.
435
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,936
I heard there was a
big ICE raid downtown,
436
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,876
and they hit the restaurants.
437
00:20:02,947 --> 00:20:05,667
Oh, my... this is ridiculous.
438
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,220
These people are just
trying to have a better life.
439
00:20:08,324 --> 00:20:10,227
He was here illegally, Darlene.
440
00:20:10,332 --> 00:20:12,452
Oh, so you don't have a
problem with what's happening?
441
00:20:12,476 --> 00:20:13,903
I have a big problem.
442
00:20:14,007 --> 00:20:16,422
I like the guy, my daughter's
about to have his baby,
443
00:20:16,526 --> 00:20:18,408
and he may be getting
dragged out of the country.
444
00:20:18,432 --> 00:20:19,519
You think I want that?
445
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:23,229
Damn it.
446
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:24,794
It's Emilio, right?
447
00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:29,389
... taking me to Texas
448
00:20:29,493 --> 00:20:32,587
and then turning me over
to authorities in Juárez.
449
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:35,515
I will find a way back
to you and our baby
450
00:20:35,619 --> 00:20:39,293
after a short time in Chihuahua...
451
00:20:39,397 --> 00:20:41,368
the city, not the dog.
452
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:49,828
So, I just came from
the principal's office,
453
00:20:49,932 --> 00:20:51,801
and I've got bad news.
454
00:20:51,906 --> 00:20:53,299
You're all wrong about me!
455
00:20:53,403 --> 00:20:56,497
I'm getting my article published in
the Sunday Chicago Sun-Times!
456
00:20:56,601 --> 00:20:58,233
- That's fantastic!
- Yeah, Harris!
457
00:20:58,337 --> 00:20:59,969
Congratulations!
458
00:21:00,073 --> 00:21:01,807
Now you have to tell us what it's about.
459
00:21:01,911 --> 00:21:03,180
Okay, it's an article
460
00:21:03,205 --> 00:21:05,312
about how terrible life in Lanford is,
461
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:08,035
that it's a decaying old town
full of losers and burnouts,
462
00:21:08,139 --> 00:21:10,077
and if you live here, it's only
463
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:12,970
a matter of time until you
become a drunk or a drug addict.
464
00:21:13,074 --> 00:21:15,284
Thank God we're moving to Chicago,
465
00:21:15,388 --> 00:21:17,530
because I have burned
some bridges to the ground.
466
00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:21,614
This is my big, "So long,
and screw you, Lanford!"
467
00:21:22,773 --> 00:21:23,895
We have to talk.
468
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,613
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