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TICK: Superheroes are people, too.
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We put our supersuits
on one leg at a time.
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We look both ways before
taking a mighty leap.
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If you prick us, some of us even bleed.
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GENERAL McGINNIS: Jesus
Jumped-Up Christ.
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TICK: Like regular folk,
heroes need friends.
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Some of us may have
sidekicks, or teammates,
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or intelligent watercraft.
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But when the chips hit the fan,
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we all make decisions alone
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in the solitudinary fortress
of our head-noodle.
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It's these lonesome choices
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that mark the difference between a hero
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and an average cup of joe.
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Afternoon, General.
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Your Very Large Man is getting closer
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to civilization every day.
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- He has a name, General.
- Huh.
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Clifford Richter.
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Any chance you could get Cliff
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to stop walking before things escalate?
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The only escalation I see happening is
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your people pulling up stakes and
moving back a hundred miles.
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We established a perimeter
here for a reason.
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If he moves past...
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I get it. You've drawn
your line in the sand.
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That man out there is a civilian,
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and I'll do everything in
my power to protect him.
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If you fire on him, you fire on me.
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And that doesn't end well for one of us.
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Excuse me.
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Got an interview with
ESHPN in ten minutes
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and a teleconference with
the brass at AEGIS in 12.
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I could reschedule if you're
gonna bite their heads off, too.
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I'll apologize to the general later.
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I'm not feeling quite myself today.
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[EXHALES]
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Since when do you get headaches?
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Since never. [GROANS]
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[GROANS]
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Oh, that tastes like cancer.
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- Oh.
- [EXHALES]
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Mmm. Pumpkin spice. How do you do that?
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DANGERBOAT: Guys, looks
like your prisoner
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is waking up.
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OVERKILL: Good. Time to bring the pain.
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Your friend here is made
entirely of mind snakes.
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We need to go now.
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Tick, are you kidding me? That's...
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We're making progress for
the first time ever.
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I mean, look at this place.
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Well, I am state-of-the-art.
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Overkill wants to make a murder salad
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- out of your hero's journey.
- Oh, come on.
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He doesn't want to
make a "murder salad."
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RAMSES IV: Help! He's killing me!
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[PANTING]: Please, please,
please, oh, please.
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Please don't let him hurt me.
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Okay, fine.
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You want to play ball, Ramses?
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I'll promise that no
one hurts you, okay?
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Aah! That hurt.
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Dirty pool.
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Hey, hey, hey! What did
you just do to him?
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RAMSES IV: Oh, my God.
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I've got meningitis
now, I-I can feel it.
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Relax. I just gave you a shot
of sodium Amber Thiessen.
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You're gonna tell us where The
Terror is now, aren't you, egg?
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I will tell you anything you
want, just-just don't get up...
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Well, we've got the Hot
Dish Cook-Off coming up,
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and that is a countywide competition,
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so of course, Mother's a little nervous.
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Jiminy Christmas.
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He's pumped that little
shaver full of crazy juice.
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Are you on any prescription drugs?
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Lipitor? Prozac?
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- Viagra?
- Uh...
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There might be some counter-indications.
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DANGERBOAT: Should I call 911?
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He's fine.
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He should be fine.
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Whoa! Secret face.
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Don't talk about my face.
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Okay. Ramses. Ramses? Hey.
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Listen here, okay? Look at me.
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Where is The Terror?
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In your heart. It's in
the heart of every man.
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Not terror, The Terror.
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Oh, The Terror.
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Yeah, sure.
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He's holed up under the Sacred Mother
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of Infinite Misery Church.
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- Sacred Mother of Infinite Misery...
- DANGERBOAT: Got it.
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Yep. He's dug in real good.
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Oh, my God.
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We got him.
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You died.
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I saw it. I...
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Superian hammered your
spider-tank into the ground.
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Trickery.
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You exploded.
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Wasn't there.
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I... They found your teeth.
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Always been handy with the pliers.
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I needed elbow room, Janet.
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I needed Superian to believe...
I was dead.
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You needed to make me believe it, too?
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You were my right hand, Janet.
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Everyone knew it.
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You out there mourning my death...
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[EXHALES] ...really sold
the message, you know?
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Made it real.
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It was real.
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To me, it was real.
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And those suckers just ate it right up!
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Ha!
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Anything to drink in this dump?
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OVERKILL: Sacred Mother
of Infinite Misery Church
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is sitting on a massive maze of
catacombs and sewer tunnels.
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It's a perfect hiding place
for The Terror's stronghold.
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I can't believe, after all these
years, that I finally found him.
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He's in there, all right.
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We need to do some on-site recon
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before we set up an attack.
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- What kind of attack?
- Wait, wait, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
We're not going in there.
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We can do this.
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You, me, big blue freak.
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We have the shot to take The Terror out.
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You have zero exit
strategy; It's suicide.
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Revenge needs no exit strategy.
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No... we need no exit strategy, okay?
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Because what we're gonna do is
just blow the whistle on him.
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Okay? That plan has a hundred
percent chance of success,
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zero percent chance of death.
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We're taking Ramses to AEGIS.
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- AEGIS?
- Yeah.
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Those stapler-fondling bureaucrats?
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- Yeah.
- They'll drown you in red tape.
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They'll file your file
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under "where the fuck
is that fucking file?"
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You're not even a super,
they won't listen to you.
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Well, I have Ramses.
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Huh?
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And Ramses is proof that
The Terror is still alive.
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They can't ignore me this time.
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Kid, this is your moment.
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You need to spill The Terror's blood.
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What Arthur needs is justice.
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No, what I need is to
go tell them, okay?
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I am not done with him.
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Listen here, GunSkull-17,
this is not your case.
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This is my case, okay?
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I'm the one who did all the research,
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I'm the one who figured
it out, and I'm the one
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who needs to take Ramses to AEGIS.
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- So let him go.
- No.
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Tick?
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I think that's my cue
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to get you to mind your
Ps and carrots, mister.
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Get up.
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Come on.
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You'll be back.
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Oh, I very much doubt that.
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- Don't touch that.
- Already did.
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[GASPS]
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Almond milk? Huh.
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All this time, you've been alive
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and hiding and, what, laughing at me?
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Hmm. This is repulsive.
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You drink this?
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- No.
- Look.
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You think you're mad at me.
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But you're just mad at yourself.
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You should've known I
was too smart to die.
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You should've read the
signs, had a little faith.
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So, now you're kicking your butt
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'cause all this time I've been
waiting for you to come find me.
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- Right.
- Of course I was.
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I've been watching you.
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- I have.
- Really?
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Hey, Janet, did you, uh,
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leave out my almond...?
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Oh, my God.
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[WHIMPERS]
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Is that Derek?
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He's my ex-husband.
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TERROR: I.T. Derek?
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The Derek that set up the Wi-Fi
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in my old lair Derek?
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- You killed him.
- Did I?
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No, that's just the platypus venom.
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He'll seizure it off in
about an hour. -Hmm.
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Look, he's foaming. That's a good sign.
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You married Derek?
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I was not in a good place.
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It was, it was after you and... hmm.
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I thought you were
following my every move.
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I tried... at first.
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Ah, you got so boring
so fast, I don't know.
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DOT: Mom?
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Upstairs, honey.
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- What is all this?
- You know, I don't know.
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I-I thought maybe one of the
guests had too many mimosas
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and trashed the place,
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but I didn't think it was
that kind of a party.
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Dottie, are you all right?
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You look not great.
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You smell like firecrackers.
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It's gun smoke.
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TICK: Look, no one's happier than me
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that Overkill is out
of the picture, chum,
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but... we can't just hand off
the quest to someone else.
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Look, Tick, the government created AEGIS
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to deal with problems exactly
like The Terror, okay?
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But that's what we were created for.
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Arthur, your moment is approaching.
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Listen to the fibers of your being.
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ARTHUR: Sorry, Tick, we're
gonna stick to my plan.
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[DIALING]
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You'll see when you get
inside the place, Tick.
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State-of-the-art technology,
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dozens of qualified agents
who actually know what...
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What's going on?
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Hello, and thank you for visiting AEGIS.
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This office is no longer in operation.
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You can reach us on the
Web at www.aegisgov.org
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or at 1-800-52-AEGIS.
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Thank you and have a super day.
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Thank you.
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They're closed?
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Well, of course it is.
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There are no superheroes in town.
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You got no heroes,
eventually you got no AEGIS.
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It's been too long, Lint.
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13 years.
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You can serve now.
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- What have you been doing?
- This and that.
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Remember how I used to say
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I always wanted to learn
how to play the drums?
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Did that.
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Launched a line of bath
salts, two new Menudos.
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Oh! And I've been killing the bees.
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Dick move.
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Right?
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But mostly,
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I've taken the time to sit back
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and really focus on the old magnum opus.
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You know. The one thing in the
world I've always wanted.
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- The big one!
- No.
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But you said it was impossible.
You said so yourself.
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But what if I told you I finally
figured out a way to do it?
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The super-villain Holy Grail.
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The best worst thing ever.
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- Hmm.
- How?
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Well, you know how I am.
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It comes to me in bits and pieces,
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00:11:05,279 --> 00:11:06,203
like a tune.
259
00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:08,485
I got the beat. I got the bass line.
260
00:11:08,578 --> 00:11:10,188
I've just been waiting for the melody.
261
00:11:10,273 --> 00:11:11,883
Is this that music-of-the-spheres crap
262
00:11:11,930 --> 00:11:13,750
- that you love to talk about?
- Bingo.
263
00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:16,516
And you think that you can
just waltz back in here
264
00:11:16,578 --> 00:11:18,778
and I'll play whatever little
part you want me to play?
265
00:11:18,813 --> 00:11:20,086
Oh, I don't know, Lint.
266
00:11:20,131 --> 00:11:21,266
You think you're ready?
267
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:22,774
You don't look ready.
268
00:11:22,924 --> 00:11:25,649
Frankly, you look like shit.
269
00:11:25,799 --> 00:11:26,804
[GASPS]
270
00:11:26,922 --> 00:11:28,396
God, I've been waiting my entire life
271
00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:30,399
for this exact moment
and now I have nothing.
272
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,578
Destiny wants you to capture The Terror
273
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,446
with your own two clever, little mitts.
274
00:11:34,534 --> 00:11:36,305
Please, not with this again, okay?
275
00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:37,961
- [HELMET BEEPING]
- Aah, God.
276
00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:39,130
You all right?
277
00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:40,672
I think I'm getting a call.
278
00:11:40,995 --> 00:11:42,899
- Phone call on the headphone.
- Hello?
279
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,486
If you're not getting out of
this thing, I'm coming in.
280
00:11:44,510 --> 00:11:45,510
- What?
- I'm in.
281
00:11:45,556 --> 00:11:47,426
I'm helping.
282
00:11:48,047 --> 00:11:49,704
What did you and Paloma
do to Mom's house?
283
00:11:49,728 --> 00:11:51,367
Look, she was just trying to kill me.
284
00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:52,586
It... Dot.
285
00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:53,938
It doesn't matter, okay?
286
00:11:54,010 --> 00:11:56,010
There is nothing you could
possibly do to help us.
287
00:11:56,037 --> 00:11:57,207
You don't know that.
288
00:11:57,324 --> 00:11:59,254
I have ways of finding things out.
289
00:11:59,363 --> 00:12:01,163
- Connections.
- Connections?
290
00:12:01,578 --> 00:12:02,758
Is this gonna be a long call?
291
00:12:02,783 --> 00:12:04,172
- Could I sit?
- Sure.
292
00:12:04,249 --> 00:12:05,489
Hi, Dot!
293
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,821
Dot, I am not letting you
294
00:12:07,846 --> 00:12:09,422
get involved in this craziness.
295
00:12:09,742 --> 00:12:11,172
Okay? Please.
296
00:12:11,649 --> 00:12:14,638
You could get hurt and I
cannot let that happen to you.
297
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:17,047
Yeah, Arthur, I know how you feel.
298
00:12:17,648 --> 00:12:20,196
Dot? Dot?
299
00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:22,531
So, she's in on the case? Great!
300
00:12:22,615 --> 00:12:24,047
No, Tick, this is a disaster.
301
00:12:24,104 --> 00:12:26,399
Come on, man. This is the first minute
302
00:12:26,424 --> 00:12:27,964
of the rest of your life.
303
00:12:28,294 --> 00:12:29,555
Where's Ramses?
304
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,720
[GRUNTS]
305
00:12:37,961 --> 00:12:39,922
Impolite!
306
00:12:40,056 --> 00:12:41,852
TERROR: Look at you.
307
00:12:42,051 --> 00:12:43,985
You used to be bigger than life.
308
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,590
A legend.
309
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,469
What happened?
310
00:12:47,595 --> 00:12:49,039
You died, okay?
311
00:12:49,119 --> 00:12:50,159
Did your brain?
312
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,243
Hmm? 'Cause that's the only explanation
313
00:12:52,287 --> 00:12:53,946
for how you got stuck in this rut.
314
00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:57,594
I wanted you to believe
I was dead for a while.
315
00:12:57,940 --> 00:13:01,480
And I needed Ramses to be the
front for crime in this town.
316
00:13:01,805 --> 00:13:04,008
But I always figured you'd fry his ass
317
00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:05,690
in that stupid throne of his
318
00:13:05,877 --> 00:13:08,217
and then we'd talk.
319
00:13:08,828 --> 00:13:10,453
- TICK: Arthur!
- [COUGHS]
320
00:13:10,516 --> 00:13:11,590
You okay?
321
00:13:11,650 --> 00:13:13,850
[COUGHING]: Yeah. I'm okay.
322
00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,008
I nailed the bastard, boss.
323
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:20,165
- He won't go down.
- [SIGHS]
324
00:13:21,118 --> 00:13:22,446
Give me that thing.
325
00:13:23,918 --> 00:13:26,158
We'll hit him where it hurts.
326
00:13:26,451 --> 00:13:28,422
In the civilians.
327
00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:35,080
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
328
00:13:44,101 --> 00:13:45,420
Tick, the bus!
329
00:13:46,095 --> 00:13:47,295
Let's go!
330
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:48,688
Move!
331
00:13:51,772 --> 00:13:54,195
Fear not, citizens! The Tick is here!
332
00:13:54,282 --> 00:13:55,991
And I got a bus to catch!
333
00:13:56,081 --> 00:13:57,781
Everyone, come on out.
334
00:13:59,830 --> 00:14:00,900
[GRUNTS]
335
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,765
Okay. Come on, everybody.
336
00:14:03,841 --> 00:14:05,641
Off the bus. Let's hurry.
337
00:14:06,075 --> 00:14:07,288
[GRUNTS]
338
00:14:07,337 --> 00:14:09,877
[WOMAN SOBBING, MAN GRUNTING]
339
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,410
ARTHUR: Everybody.
340
00:14:11,991 --> 00:14:13,010
[GRUNTS]
341
00:14:14,765 --> 00:14:15,880
Aah!
342
00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:17,023
[GASPING]
343
00:14:17,093 --> 00:14:19,963
Curse your lack of structural integrity.
344
00:14:20,047 --> 00:14:21,357
[GASPING]
345
00:14:22,631 --> 00:14:23,771
Oh.
346
00:14:23,886 --> 00:14:24,996
[PANTING]
347
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:26,834
- Okay, come on.
- Aah!
348
00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:28,258
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
349
00:14:28,328 --> 00:14:29,528
Aah...
350
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:31,530
MAN: Thank you.
351
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,835
[MAN GRUNTS]
352
00:14:33,896 --> 00:14:35,036
Arthur, jump in!
353
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:36,582
- Help them!
- [GRUNTS]
354
00:14:37,421 --> 00:14:39,359
You want me to get on the bus?
355
00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:41,800
Sooner would be better, yes!
356
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,580
[GASPING]
357
00:14:50,351 --> 00:14:51,611
Hey there.
358
00:14:51,675 --> 00:14:53,275
Come on, man.
359
00:14:54,313 --> 00:14:56,553
Get off the bus, okay?
360
00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:00,843
- [BUS CREAKING]
- Come on.
361
00:15:00,913 --> 00:15:01,960
You're okay.
362
00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:04,030
You're okay, you're okay.
Here you go, buddy.
363
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,148
Okay.
364
00:15:05,249 --> 00:15:06,930
- [GLASS SHATTERS]
- Are you saying
365
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,116
all I had to do to get
to you was kill Ramses?
366
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,765
I'm saying the Lint I
knew would have shoved
367
00:15:11,804 --> 00:15:13,804
his Humpty Dumpty butt
right off that wall
368
00:15:13,835 --> 00:15:15,010
in the first year.
369
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,460
Do you think I like running a crew
370
00:15:16,507 --> 00:15:17,747
for that cat-worshipping fuck?!
371
00:15:17,772 --> 00:15:21,542
Holy hell, woman, you're evil incarnate.
372
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,632
Start acting like it!
373
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,450
[GRUNTS]
374
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:29,577
[GRUNTING]
375
00:15:29,681 --> 00:15:31,312
[CREAKING]
376
00:15:32,741 --> 00:15:33,832
Okay.
377
00:15:33,857 --> 00:15:35,727
Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
378
00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:37,127
We have to get off the bus, okay?
379
00:15:37,151 --> 00:15:38,721
There you go. Oh, boy.
380
00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:41,413
Here we go. Here we go.
381
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,790
Okay. You'll be okay.
382
00:15:44,632 --> 00:15:47,429
Okay, you're okay. You're okay.
383
00:15:47,716 --> 00:15:49,946
You're okay. I'm okay.
384
00:15:50,343 --> 00:15:51,450
There we go.
385
00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:52,880
Tick, that's the last of them.
386
00:15:52,950 --> 00:15:56,359
Citizens, look out below!
387
00:15:56,472 --> 00:15:58,912
Letting go of bus in three,
388
00:15:59,156 --> 00:16:02,560
- two...
- Wait! Wait, my baby!
389
00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:04,160
He's in the bus!
390
00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:07,160
♪ ♪
391
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,110
[BEEPS, BLIPS]
392
00:16:12,534 --> 00:16:14,664
TICK: Arthur, hurry.
393
00:16:20,788 --> 00:16:22,018
Hello?
394
00:16:22,510 --> 00:16:23,610
Baby?
395
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,050
Whoa. Whoa!
396
00:16:38,107 --> 00:16:42,377
Arthur! Time running out.
397
00:16:42,830 --> 00:16:45,130
- I got him.
- Whoa.
398
00:16:45,536 --> 00:16:47,766
Oh, oh.
399
00:16:49,102 --> 00:16:51,702
- [EXCLAIMS]
- [BUS CRASHES]
400
00:16:52,268 --> 00:16:53,828
Arthur.
401
00:17:13,088 --> 00:17:15,358
My baby! Thank you.
402
00:17:15,436 --> 00:17:16,736
[CRYING]: Thank you!
403
00:17:18,307 --> 00:17:19,885
My baby!
404
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,687
ARTHUR [STRUGGLING]: Tick, I'm okay.
405
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,721
Okay, Tick, that's fine. I'm okay.
406
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:26,892
[DOG BARKS]
407
00:17:26,941 --> 00:17:28,981
My beautiful baby boy.
408
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,283
What a beautiful child.
409
00:17:31,338 --> 00:17:32,868
Pretty sure that's a dog, Tick.
410
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,145
Right.
411
00:17:34,315 --> 00:17:35,526
MAN: They saved the dog!
412
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,587
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
413
00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:41,353
[TICK CHUCKLES]
414
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:42,916
NEWS ANCHOR [ON TV]:
This was the scene today
415
00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:46,541
of an explosion that rocked
the Baxter Township Overpass.
416
00:17:46,728 --> 00:17:50,096
Eyewitnesses filmed
this remarkable video
417
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:53,362
of a pair of superheroes
who came to the rescue
418
00:17:53,435 --> 00:17:56,175
of a busload of hapless passengers.
419
00:17:56,339 --> 00:17:59,269
Yes, that's right, folks,
The City is once again
420
00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:01,316
home to superheroes.
421
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:03,910
According to bystanders, the
heroes call themselves.
422
00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:06,284
The Tick and... Arthur?
423
00:18:06,409 --> 00:18:08,237
♪ What's the difference between ♪
424
00:18:08,343 --> 00:18:12,229
♪ Night and day besides the people ♪
425
00:18:12,378 --> 00:18:17,372
♪ That come and the people who stay ♪
426
00:18:17,612 --> 00:18:20,401
♪ The feeling of love ♪
427
00:18:20,505 --> 00:18:23,775
- ♪ And the feeling of hate ♪
- [DOOR CLOSES]
428
00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:27,284
♪ The big light in the sky ♪
429
00:18:27,404 --> 00:18:30,904
♪ And the darkness of age ♪
430
00:18:32,783 --> 00:18:34,924
- ♪ So you'll see the lights ♪
- [CAR HORN HONKING]
431
00:18:35,023 --> 00:18:36,193
WOMAN: I love you guys!
432
00:18:36,276 --> 00:18:39,450
♪ And you'll hear the parade ♪
433
00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:42,526
♪ So go join their call ♪
434
00:18:42,713 --> 00:18:46,250
- ♪ Indulge in their praise ♪
- Hey.
435
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,090
Ah.
436
00:18:50,019 --> 00:18:53,519
♪ Do it 'cause you love it all ♪
437
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:57,590
♪ Do it 'cause you love this city ♪
438
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,136
♪ 'Cause you love it all ♪
439
00:19:00,183 --> 00:19:04,313
♪ Do it 'cause you love this city ♪
440
00:19:04,382 --> 00:19:07,096
♪ 'Cause you love it all ♪
441
00:19:07,174 --> 00:19:09,014
♪ Do it 'cause you love this city... ♪
442
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,799
[SCREAMS]
443
00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:13,870
♪ You really must love it all ♪
444
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:19,362
♪ Do it 'cause you love this city. ♪
445
00:19:20,390 --> 00:19:22,750
NEWS ANCHOR: New superheroes
The Tick and Arthur avoided...
446
00:19:22,776 --> 00:19:24,682
- Thank you, Tick.
- You're welcome.
447
00:19:25,307 --> 00:19:26,899
ANCHOR: Arthur, the Tick's associate,
448
00:19:26,924 --> 00:19:29,049
went back inside and
saved the woman's dog.
449
00:19:29,074 --> 00:19:30,096
TICK: All right.
450
00:19:30,121 --> 00:19:31,308
We're not sure of the
breed of the dog...
451
00:19:31,332 --> 00:19:33,182
- Goat.
- Hello.
452
00:19:33,248 --> 00:19:35,229
Tinfoil.
453
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,065
Tuwo shinkafa.
454
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,335
[TICK LAUGHS]
455
00:19:39,647 --> 00:19:41,026
Thank you, Ouma.
456
00:19:41,077 --> 00:19:42,081
You saved the dog.
457
00:19:42,112 --> 00:19:43,812
Yeah, I-I saved the dog.
458
00:19:44,581 --> 00:19:46,510
Oh, hey, Kevin.
459
00:19:47,466 --> 00:19:48,667
Mm-hmm.
460
00:19:48,731 --> 00:19:50,549
- [HELMET RINGING]
- Um...
461
00:19:50,603 --> 00:19:52,933
Hey, Arthur. Tupac Latifah?
462
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:54,549
Okay, I'm-I'm getting a call right now,
463
00:19:54,573 --> 00:19:56,043
so I just... can I...
464
00:19:56,068 --> 00:19:57,463
I need to take this. Thank you.
465
00:19:57,488 --> 00:20:00,018
Wait, sorry. Hello?
466
00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:03,698
- Tactics, you unbelievable asshole.
- Overkill?
467
00:20:03,795 --> 00:20:05,795
I saw you fluttering around on my TV.
468
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:08,640
Are you trying to get yourself
hung on a mob meat hook?
469
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,104
You called to yell at me.
470
00:20:10,148 --> 00:20:11,388
Yes.
471
00:20:12,104 --> 00:20:14,340
Also, the Urmanian video on your suit.
472
00:20:14,456 --> 00:20:16,240
Dangerboat screwed up the translation.
473
00:20:16,526 --> 00:20:18,680
- I fixed it.
- I fixed it!
474
00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:20,680
What did we get wrong?
475
00:20:20,893 --> 00:20:23,150
The suit is part of a weapons system,
476
00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:25,784
but it wasn't designed to
fight a foreign element.
477
00:20:25,894 --> 00:20:28,334
It was designed to fight
an alien element.
478
00:20:28,404 --> 00:20:30,260
It's a weapon against aliens?
479
00:20:30,356 --> 00:20:31,656
You know any?
480
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,737
'Cause I can only think of one.
481
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:36,944
Superian. He's from outer space.
482
00:20:37,066 --> 00:20:38,495
The Terror is trying to kill Superian.
483
00:20:38,519 --> 00:20:40,659
We have to do something...
484
00:20:40,737 --> 00:20:43,581
- Arthur?
- [CAR DOOR SLAMS, TIRES SCREECH]
485
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:44,710
Arthur?
486
00:20:45,015 --> 00:20:46,745
Hey, asshole, I'm talking to you.
487
00:20:46,770 --> 00:20:48,470
Oh, he hung up on you?
488
00:20:48,495 --> 00:20:50,695
N... He didn't hang up on me.
489
00:20:50,823 --> 00:20:54,653
Arthur? Where are you, chum?
490
00:21:02,157 --> 00:21:05,354
Arthur's glove. This is a sign.
491
00:21:05,511 --> 00:21:07,371
And I'm pretty sure it's a bad one.
492
00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:10,401
Arthur? Arthur!
493
00:21:11,745 --> 00:21:16,500
Arthur...!
494
00:21:18,540 --> 00:21:20,190
[ARTHUR BREATHING RAPIDLY]
495
00:21:20,281 --> 00:21:21,821
[GASPS]
496
00:21:23,159 --> 00:21:24,699
[CHAIR RATTLES]
497
00:21:24,906 --> 00:21:26,646
Oh, God, oh, God.
498
00:21:27,159 --> 00:21:29,174
Ramses?
499
00:21:29,509 --> 00:21:32,579
Hey, you... you don't have
to do this, you know?
500
00:21:32,932 --> 00:21:35,920
I'm the one who kept you from
getting tortured, remember?
501
00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:39,830
So why don't we just,
uh, discuss this...
502
00:21:40,086 --> 00:21:41,496
like adults?
503
00:21:45,534 --> 00:21:49,540
TERROR: Alexa, play ominous music.
504
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,448
ALEXA: Shuffling a playlist
for ominous music.
505
00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:54,862
[SCARY ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING]
506
00:21:54,957 --> 00:21:56,897
Oh, my God.
507
00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:07,292
Cliff-hanger!
508
00:22:07,455 --> 00:22:09,385
[ARTHUR SCREAMS]
509
00:22:11,986 --> 00:22:16,986
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