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TICK:
Hello, world.
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This is The Tick.
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Don't worry,
I'm not in outer space.
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I'm not even in this yet.
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But I know what's coming...
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An epic tale rife with destiny,
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adventure, and blood loss!
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The ultimate struggle
of light against darkness,
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of good against evil,
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of...
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neat?
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-
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Okay, this is it.
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This is where it all began.
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(distant whooshing)
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- Hmm.
- Hmm.
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(cracking)
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(boom)
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(gasping, grunting)
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(grunting)
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(reindeer crying in distance)
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(crackling)
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TICK: Finally,
human meets superhuman.
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And so begins the dawn
of the Age of Superheroes!
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(Muzak playing)
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(grunts, sighs)
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(applause on TV)
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WHOOPI GOLDBERG: And we're back
with the world's first
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and greatest superhero, Superian.
(applause, whistling)
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We were talking
about your nemesis, The Terror.
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- (door bells jingle)
- Yeah. By the '90s,
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I had been going up
against The Terror for decades.
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I mean, I had been up against
him since I first got here.
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If he were alive today,
well, I think I'd know that.
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WHOOPI:
Well, thank God he's not.
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It is The Terror.
I mean, look, it's The Terror.
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And there he is.
Who can forget this?
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- (audience gasping)
- I mean, look at him.
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He's still frightening.
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I have to breathe
whenever I see this picture.
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It just knocks me out.
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I mean, even though
he's not been around,
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you say he's gone... I get it...
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But a lot of people,
you know, remember those days.
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The last time you fought him
was in 1998,
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and that's a battle you won.
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How do you feel
about the conspiracy theorists
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who say they believe
somehow The Terror -Uh-huh.
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- Survived that fire?
- Whoopi,
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the authorities found
his teeth...
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All of his teeth... stuck in the
walls of a crater that I made
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out of him.
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- (applause)
- These conspiracy theorists
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and these fringe people,
they're just not rational.
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- People be crazy.
- People be crazy.
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People be cray-cray.
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- We'll be right back.
- (grunts)
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(beeping)
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(line ringing)
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(man wailing)
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Arthur?
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Oh, Dot, hey. Uh...
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I didn't think you'd pick up.
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I-I thought
you were on your shift.
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I am. What's going on?
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Yeah, right, no,
um, I just, uh...
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I want to, uh, say thank you, you know?
(clattering)
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Just, uh, thanks.
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You've helped me a lot.
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More than a lot, um,
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in the last couple of years,
you know, since...
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m-my last... thing.
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You know,
you're-you're a good sister.
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Okay, now you're scaring me.
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Yeah, see, no,
I knew it'd sound weird.
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You're not having thoughts,
are you?
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I mean, nothing obsessive?
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(sheepishly):
What?
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No, no, no. No, I'm good.
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That's-that's why I'm calling,
because I'm good.
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I'm doing really well,
and I owe you for that.
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Okay.
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You know, and just...
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just thanks, in general.
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(man wailing)
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Okay, um, I got to go.
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Somebody new is bleeding.
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Hey, Arthur.
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Keep it real, okay?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. Yeah.
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- (man continues wailing)
- All right! I'm on my way!
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(door opens)
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(door closes)
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RADIO CALLER: The Pyramid Gang
runs this city,
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and I want to know
where's the cops.
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RADIO HOST: The city has been
literally taken over by crime.
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RADIO CALLER: Yeah,
th-that's what I'm sayin'.
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We need superheroes.
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We need a new Flag Five.
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You know,
other cities got heroes.
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What about us?
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I mean, we got screwed, right?
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You know? We lost our team,
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like, uh,
Brooklyn losing the Dodgers.
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RADIO HOST:
The Dodgers moved to L.A.!
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The Flag Five was blinded
by weaponized syphilis
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and shot to death!
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Hey, can we shut this off?
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Please? -Kind of apples
and oranges there, caller.
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(radio clicks)
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(horns honking)
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(shifter clunks)
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(indistinct chatter in distance)
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- (grunts)
- (backpack ripping)
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(exhales)
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(indistinct shouting
in distance)
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(indistinct chatter)
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MS. LINT:
How'd it go at Customs?
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THUG 1: Shit through a goose.
No paperwork.
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- No inspection.
- THUG 2: Wasn't cheap, though.
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MS. LINT: It was worth it.
All this stuff is super tech.
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Mad science.
Reminds me of the old days.
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THUG 2: Looks like
a goddamn bunny suit.
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MS. LINT:
I bet it's bulletproof.
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THUG 2: Yeah? And who's gonna
test that bullshit out?
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You are.
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(wrench clanks)
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(shrieks)
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Don't turn back now.
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I think we're onto something.
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The henchmen
of some vile mastermind
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hammering out their
heinous night hotcake
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and itching to sell.
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You're a superhero.
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That's what it says
on my mailbox... I imagine.
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And you're-you're
staking them out.
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So that-that means
that I'm right.
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You fingered foul fruit, friend.
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Well, do you think it's
the Pyramid Gang?
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What does it matter?
They all work
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for the same wretched tyrant.
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Wait. You believe that, too?
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Evil wears every
possible mitten.
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- Ready?
- No. No, no, no.
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Stop, stop, stop.
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You can't just go down there.
There's, like, a dozen men.
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Neat. -No. Look, you can't
tip them off, right?
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Like you said,
they're a bunch of henchmen.
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I need to use them
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to lead me to the mastermind.
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Mastermind. Spidery?
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Reclusive?
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Evil?
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And he's not on the premises?
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No, no. I-I can't prove
that he's alive, yet.
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- So you counsel finesse.
- (fingers squeak)
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Yeah. I... finesse.
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What do they call you, chum?
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- Arthur.
- (chuckling): Arthur.
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And this is your costume?
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They're my clothes... yeah.
Yeah, sure.
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Well, we'll cross that bridge
after we've burned it.
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What is...
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Wow. Look at that
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three-pound universe
chugging away in there.
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You got the soup,
don't you, Arthur?
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We can use that.
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Wh-Who are you?
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I am The Tick.
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The-The Tick?
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The Tick.
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You feel it, too,
don't you, Arthur?
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Destiny's warm hand
in the small of your back,
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pushing, pushing.
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She's on a roll tonight.
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- I-I don't, I don't know.
- (siren wails)
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(grunts)
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Destiny!
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- Huh?
- (whoops)
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TICK (in distance):
Destiny!
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(tires squealing)
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(siren wails)
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POLICEMAN: Freeze.
Let me see those hands!
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There we go. -I'm the good guy,
I'm the good guy.
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- OFFICER: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- ARTHUR: I'm the good guy.
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POLICEMAN:
Hands on the car.
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(grunts)
I'm the good guy.
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(imitates rocket engine)
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The mountain
is destroying itself.
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The Flag Five
has only seconds to act.
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Arthur, don't let it melt.
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Okay. I'm gonna join them,
you know.
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Don't you have to be a superhero
to do that?
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Yeah, you do.
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Your mom and your sister
should be back soon.
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Meter's almost up.
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Hang on, okay?
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(rumbling)
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(engine approaching overhead)
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PSYCHIATRIST:
Arthur.
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- Arthur...
- Uh, yeah. Yes.
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- Everest?
- Yeah. Arthur Everest, yeah.
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Doing some trespassing
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on private property, Arthur?
Some kind of
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unlawful, uh, surveillance.
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No, s... that's actually
a misunderstanding.
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- I told the officer over there.
- That you were bird-watching?
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There any birds
over to the wharf?
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At night, I mean?
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Gulls, maybe.
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But they'd be sleeping.
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Gulls, maybe.
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Okay. Arthur.
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Do you understand why
you were brought here? -No.
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I don't, actually, because
none of this is necessary.
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I'm the judge of what's
necessary at this point.
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All right?
So we're going to assess you,
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and see if I need to recommend
an involuntary psychiatric hold
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for a court-approved maximum
of 72 hours. -Jesus.
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(lock buzzes)
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(clears throat)
Now, have you been
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- taking your medications?
- Yeah.
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- Yes?
- Yes.
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And they would be... wow.
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Amisulpride along with
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- the Celecoxib, am I correct?
- Yeah. Yeah, that's correct.
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- Look...
- (lock buzzes in distance)
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I'm taking my medication.
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I have an apartment
here in the city,
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my own apartment, you know?
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I-I have a job.
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I'm a together person.
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Arthur, I'm looking over
your record and I'm seeing
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a long history of incidents
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like this one tonight
(scoffs) going back to, uh,
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community coll... no...
To high school, even to...
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Oh.
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My God.
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You're the little boy
from the photograph.
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(sirens wail)
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- (indistinct shouting)
- (car alarm blaring)
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- (groaning)
- ATLAS: I can't see.
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SHOOTING STAR:
Atlas, Uncle Samson is dead!
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ATLAS: That missile was full
of syphilis.
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- (Sedona groans)
- (Atlas grunts)
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(Sedona gasps)
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SHOOTING STAR:
Captain, what do we do?
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Captain?
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(gun cocks)
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- ATLAS: Stay together.
- (The Terror laughs evilly)
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If it isn't the Flag Five.
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(laughs)
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MAN (in distance):
It's The Terror!
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What are you waiting for?
255
00:14:00,621 --> 00:14:02,623
My virus ate their eyes.
256
00:14:02,689 --> 00:14:04,525
They're all blind.
257
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:07,528
(gunshots)
258
00:14:07,594 --> 00:14:09,896
MAN:
Stop!
259
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,936
The short one, don't kill.
260
00:14:16,002 --> 00:14:17,303
Just crush his hands.
261
00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:19,473
- (bones crunch)
- (grunts, moans)
262
00:14:28,348 --> 00:14:30,383
(camera snapping)
263
00:14:30,451 --> 00:14:32,118
(Shooting Star screaming)
264
00:14:35,489 --> 00:14:36,853
Hello there.
265
00:14:37,057 --> 00:14:39,460
- (bones crunching)
- (screaming continues)
266
00:14:41,161 --> 00:14:42,688
Oh. What you got
267
00:14:42,713 --> 00:14:44,782
behind your ear?
(chuckles)
268
00:14:44,849 --> 00:14:46,571
Oh...
269
00:14:46,681 --> 00:14:47,916
It's nothing.
270
00:14:49,404 --> 00:14:50,639
(wheezing cackle)
271
00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:53,132
You got nothing!
272
00:15:03,054 --> 00:15:05,923
Ah. All right, let's go.
273
00:15:23,562 --> 00:15:25,097
You poor, broken man.
274
00:15:27,152 --> 00:15:29,954
Under the, uh, circumstances,
275
00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:31,456
what we can do is, uh...
276
00:15:31,523 --> 00:15:33,057
Well, what we can do is just...
277
00:15:33,124 --> 00:15:34,759
we can call your legal guardian,
278
00:15:34,826 --> 00:15:36,861
and if she'll take
responsibility,
279
00:15:36,928 --> 00:15:38,630
then we'll just...
280
00:15:38,696 --> 00:15:40,465
That's your sister, Dorothy?
281
00:15:40,532 --> 00:15:43,200
Oh, God, please
don't call my sister,
282
00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:45,437
- please...
- Hey, asshole.
283
00:15:46,007 --> 00:15:47,863
Where do you want
to spend your weekend?
284
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,910
(indistinct
police radio chatter)
285
00:15:57,754 --> 00:15:59,066
TICK:
Arthur.
286
00:15:59,184 --> 00:16:01,486
Arthur, it's me, The Tick.
287
00:16:01,553 --> 00:16:03,355
What are you doing here?
What do you want?
288
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:06,728
What do they want? Didn't you
tell them about all the evil?
289
00:16:06,753 --> 00:16:08,048
No, I ca... I can't.
290
00:16:08,048 --> 00:16:11,077
But you're on the trail
of a villainous mastermind.
291
00:16:11,102 --> 00:16:12,482
This isn't the place
to talk about that.
292
00:16:12,482 --> 00:16:13,265
I have a history.
293
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:14,600
And if I talk about that here,
294
00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:15,667
then they'll think I'm crazy.
295
00:16:15,734 --> 00:16:16,968
I'm just trying to get out.
296
00:16:17,421 --> 00:16:18,796
Say no more, chum.
297
00:16:18,821 --> 00:16:19,566
Thank you.
298
00:16:19,762 --> 00:16:20,699
I'll get you out of there.
299
00:16:21,070 --> 00:16:22,852
Step away from the window.
300
00:16:22,877 --> 00:16:24,036
What? What are you
talking about?
301
00:16:24,036 --> 00:16:25,984
There may be some
structural damage.
302
00:16:26,009 --> 00:16:27,814
(creaking) -Tick, Tick, no.
Let go of the window.
303
00:16:27,814 --> 00:16:29,078
They're about to let me out.
They're letting me out,
304
00:16:29,078 --> 00:16:30,846
so you don't
have to do anything.
305
00:16:31,026 --> 00:16:33,155
- Oh.
- Yes. Good. Just hold there.
306
00:16:33,155 --> 00:16:34,890
No physical contact
with the building whatsoever.
307
00:16:34,957 --> 00:16:36,580
- Okay?
- DOT: Arthur.
308
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,047
- Thank you.
- (door closes)
309
00:16:38,781 --> 00:16:39,936
Who are you talking to?
310
00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:41,465
I was just...
311
00:16:45,219 --> 00:16:46,351
No one.
312
00:16:47,895 --> 00:16:49,050
Come on.
313
00:16:55,869 --> 00:16:57,627
DOT:
Bird-watching?
314
00:16:58,138 --> 00:16:59,539
I know what you were doing.
You think you're
315
00:16:59,607 --> 00:17:01,016
tracking him again, don't you?
316
00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:02,707
Don't you?
317
00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:06,433
We're gonna go through
all this again.
318
00:17:07,503 --> 00:17:08,905
The Terror is dead.
319
00:17:08,972 --> 00:17:10,130
Superian killed him
the year after
320
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,305
- Dad died.
- He was tricked.
321
00:17:11,305 --> 00:17:12,097
He wasn't tricked.
322
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:13,571
You can't trick Superian.
323
00:17:13,596 --> 00:17:14,401
This is The Terror
324
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,446
- we're talking about.
- They found his teeth.
325
00:17:16,471 --> 00:17:17,292
His teeth?
326
00:17:17,754 --> 00:17:19,290
Really, Dot?
327
00:17:23,005 --> 00:17:24,301
He still runs the city,
328
00:17:24,301 --> 00:17:26,503
and I'm the only one
who knows about it, okay?
329
00:17:26,821 --> 00:17:28,234
And he's gone underground,
330
00:17:28,234 --> 00:17:30,508
but he's more powerful now
than he's ever been.
331
00:17:30,870 --> 00:17:34,253
I saw one of his enforcers
there, tonight.
332
00:17:34,278 --> 00:17:36,420
But Arthur,
you see things, remember?
333
00:17:37,581 --> 00:17:38,722
Sometimes.
334
00:17:38,951 --> 00:17:41,219
- Things that aren't there?
- Well, this wasn't that, so...
335
00:17:41,286 --> 00:17:42,431
So, no weird visions?
336
00:17:43,903 --> 00:17:45,339
No voices
telling you what to do?
337
00:17:45,406 --> 00:17:46,674
Stop trying
to diagnose me, okay?
338
00:17:46,741 --> 00:17:48,389
You know, you're the one
who's always telling me
339
00:17:48,389 --> 00:17:49,624
to keep it real, right?
340
00:17:49,866 --> 00:17:52,092
The Terror is moving weapons
341
00:17:52,092 --> 00:17:53,427
into this city.
He's planning something.
342
00:17:53,494 --> 00:17:54,565
I don't know what it is yet,
343
00:17:54,565 --> 00:17:56,667
but he's planning
something terrible, okay?
344
00:17:56,865 --> 00:17:58,369
Okay. What if you are right?
345
00:17:59,753 --> 00:18:01,354
What if The Terror
is still alive,
346
00:18:01,354 --> 00:18:03,880
still in control of everything...
What then?
347
00:18:06,156 --> 00:18:07,585
You can't possibly think
you're the one
348
00:18:07,585 --> 00:18:08,820
who's supposed to stop him.
349
00:18:09,101 --> 00:18:11,116
Because that
would be crazy, right?
350
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,112
I'm... I'm okay.
351
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,321
Good.
352
00:18:36,664 --> 00:18:38,461
'Cause I need you to be.
353
00:18:45,506 --> 00:18:47,442
(engine starts)
354
00:19:31,586 --> 00:19:33,254
TICK:
Arthur.
355
00:19:34,355 --> 00:19:36,091
Arthur?
356
00:19:36,157 --> 00:19:37,893
(singsongy):
Arthur.
357
00:19:42,238 --> 00:19:45,566
What are you gonna
do about it, Arthur?
358
00:19:45,633 --> 00:19:47,551
Please, leave me alone.
359
00:19:47,903 --> 00:19:49,177
You've seen it.
360
00:19:49,369 --> 00:19:51,417
The toothy maw opened wide
361
00:19:51,442 --> 00:19:53,880
and ready to guzzle up
a whole world.
362
00:19:53,905 --> 00:19:54,947
Shut up.
363
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:57,726
Arthur.
364
00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:03,116
What are you gonna do about it?!
365
00:20:03,141 --> 00:20:04,677
(gasps)
366
00:20:11,096 --> 00:20:12,703
TICK:
Wicked men!
367
00:20:14,390 --> 00:20:15,447
The hell was that?
368
00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:17,216
Wicked men.
369
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:18,573
Look at you,
370
00:20:18,573 --> 00:20:21,755
beetling away at your
dunghill of contraband.
371
00:20:22,163 --> 00:20:24,320
I am The Tick,
372
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,770
and I say unto you...
373
00:20:30,171 --> 00:20:32,473
stop your evil ways!
374
00:20:36,377 --> 00:20:37,751
Listen, friend,
guns aren't gonna
375
00:20:37,751 --> 00:20:39,452
solve your problems.
(sighs)
376
00:20:39,519 --> 00:20:40,821
New policy.
377
00:20:46,393 --> 00:20:47,594
All right.
378
00:20:48,362 --> 00:20:48,962
Ah.
379
00:20:49,263 --> 00:20:51,461
Come to our senses, have we?
380
00:20:51,461 --> 00:20:52,949
Aah!
381
00:20:53,927 --> 00:20:54,893
Sneaky.
382
00:20:54,893 --> 00:20:56,494
(thug grunts)
383
00:20:56,561 --> 00:20:57,533
(gas hisses)
384
00:20:57,533 --> 00:20:59,435
That was your own fault, sir.
385
00:20:59,502 --> 00:21:01,270
- Coming through.
- (grunts)
386
00:21:01,337 --> 00:21:02,706
(glass shatters)
387
00:21:02,772 --> 00:21:04,841
Enough of your
hot little bullets.
388
00:21:04,908 --> 00:21:07,143
- (yells)
- (crashes)
389
00:21:08,645 --> 00:21:10,647
(guns cocking)
390
00:21:10,714 --> 00:21:12,248
- THUG: Smoke him!
- (laughing)
391
00:21:12,315 --> 00:21:14,183
(bullets ricocheting)
392
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:15,351
(gas hissing)
393
00:21:15,418 --> 00:21:17,921
(laughing)
394
00:21:17,987 --> 00:21:19,522
Oh.
395
00:21:19,589 --> 00:21:22,099
TICK:
Go tell it on the mountain!
396
00:21:22,099 --> 00:21:23,534
(explosion)
397
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,035
(glass shattering)
398
00:21:32,008 --> 00:21:35,681
(alarm blaring)
399
00:21:37,514 --> 00:21:38,948
(alarm stops)
400
00:21:40,517 --> 00:21:43,453
Oh, I'm not going crazy.
I'm not going crazy.
401
00:21:43,643 --> 00:21:45,367
You're not going crazy, Arthur.
402
00:21:45,392 --> 00:21:47,862
You're going sane
in a crazy world.
403
00:21:47,928 --> 00:21:49,897
- Oh, God.
- (thudding)
404
00:21:49,964 --> 00:21:51,899
(groans)
Nice bed.
405
00:21:51,966 --> 00:21:53,934
Wha...? -Thanks for
turning off that beeping.
406
00:21:54,618 --> 00:21:55,465
You're real?
407
00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:57,245
Don't get stuck on trivia, man.
408
00:21:57,312 --> 00:21:58,662
We got a tiger by the tail.
409
00:21:59,882 --> 00:22:02,068
So this is your HQ, huh?
410
00:22:02,093 --> 00:22:03,649
No, this is my apartment.
411
00:22:03,649 --> 00:22:05,451
- This your secret trigger?
- What trig...?
412
00:22:05,517 --> 00:22:06,867
- Don't touch anything!
- (metallic clanging)
413
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:09,169
Whoa, check out the crime lab!
414
00:22:09,235 --> 00:22:12,238
It's all thorough
and complicated.
415
00:22:12,305 --> 00:22:15,696
You've got ideas, theories.
I like that in a sidekick.
416
00:22:15,721 --> 00:22:18,251
Sidekick? Who's saying anything
about sidekick?
417
00:22:18,251 --> 00:22:20,553
- Don't touch this.
- Perfect. You've got the brains.
418
00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:21,789
I got the everything else.
419
00:22:21,855 --> 00:22:23,690
Come on, man.
Don't you feel it?
420
00:22:23,757 --> 00:22:26,556
We're part of a plan that's
bigger than the both of us.
421
00:22:26,581 --> 00:22:27,842
What are you talking about?
422
00:22:27,842 --> 00:22:29,576
I'm a superhero, Arthur.
423
00:22:29,644 --> 00:22:31,046
I'm nigh-invulnerable.
424
00:22:31,112 --> 00:22:33,749
I have the reflexes
of an Olympic-level jungle cat.
425
00:22:33,815 --> 00:22:36,417
I have the strength of ten,
perhaps 20 men.
426
00:22:36,484 --> 00:22:38,686
A crowded bus stop... of men.
427
00:22:39,216 --> 00:22:41,477
But my greatest power is this.
428
00:22:42,219 --> 00:22:43,961
When destiny speaks...
429
00:22:44,721 --> 00:22:46,595
she speaks to me.
430
00:22:47,861 --> 00:22:50,164
She says hi, by the way, and...
431
00:22:50,231 --> 00:22:52,199
- she wanted me to give you this.
- Don't slam...
432
00:22:52,266 --> 00:22:55,473
- (slams)
- ...on the table.
433
00:22:56,384 --> 00:22:57,853
What... what is this?
434
00:22:58,154 --> 00:23:01,877
Everything that survived
last night's explosion.
435
00:23:01,877 --> 00:23:04,547
Explosion... Tick, did you,
did you attack that gang?
436
00:23:04,613 --> 00:23:05,856
Aha.
437
00:23:06,334 --> 00:23:10,859
Oh. I broke a few eggs,
but the omelet is huge!
438
00:23:10,884 --> 00:23:14,059
Listen, Tick, look, I'm sorry,
but I am not part
439
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:17,084
of any sort of bigger plan that
you have going on here, okay?
440
00:23:17,084 --> 00:23:19,753
I'm trying to prove that The
Terror's alive, and that's it.
441
00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:22,323
You're gonna have to do more
than just prove it.
442
00:23:25,617 --> 00:23:27,494
I mean, what am I supposed
to do with that?
443
00:23:27,835 --> 00:23:30,936
Destiny is calling you, Arthur.
Look at me.
444
00:23:30,936 --> 00:23:31,935
Yeah, I'm looking at you.
445
00:23:31,935 --> 00:23:34,408
I'm over here
answering our destiny.
446
00:23:34,433 --> 00:23:35,701
Come on over.
447
00:23:35,768 --> 00:23:37,536
It's good, it's warm.
448
00:23:37,803 --> 00:23:39,472
It's like the inside of bread.
449
00:23:39,539 --> 00:23:41,541
I'm not gonna get
inside of bread with you.
450
00:23:41,607 --> 00:23:42,725
Do you understand that?
451
00:23:44,096 --> 00:23:44,924
Not really.
452
00:23:45,268 --> 00:23:46,802
Look, I don't even know you.
453
00:23:47,018 --> 00:23:48,351
You know me.
454
00:23:48,351 --> 00:23:50,805
I'm the "you"
you always wanted to be.
455
00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:53,786
You want to come over here
and be me, but you can't,
456
00:23:53,786 --> 00:23:54,983
because you're standing there
457
00:23:54,983 --> 00:23:56,774
- right in your own way.
- No.
458
00:23:56,799 --> 00:24:00,002
But you make a better door
than you do a window, chum.
459
00:24:00,068 --> 00:24:03,375
So, why don't you swing
wide open,
460
00:24:03,541 --> 00:24:06,662
let you walk through you,
461
00:24:07,078 --> 00:24:09,187
right on over to me?
462
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:15,691
Destiny wanted us
to meet, Arthur, so we did.
463
00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:19,878
Destiny also wanted me
to cause that very big explosion
464
00:24:19,903 --> 00:24:21,774
last night, so I did that, too.
465
00:24:21,799 --> 00:24:25,956
And the only thing
that survived is this.
466
00:24:28,103 --> 00:24:29,850
A hero's mantle
467
00:24:31,222 --> 00:24:34,478
sized to your tiny proportions.
468
00:24:36,135 --> 00:24:38,103
I think the meaning is clear.
469
00:24:42,757 --> 00:24:45,344
What? What's wro...
what's wrong? Something...?
470
00:24:47,234 --> 00:24:48,736
(quietly):
What? What's happening?
471
00:24:52,635 --> 00:24:53,828
(glass breaks)
472
00:24:53,828 --> 00:24:55,197
Hey, my mom bought that for...
473
00:24:55,263 --> 00:24:57,387
Look, there-there is no trigger
474
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,312
for any sort
of secret headquarters.
475
00:24:59,312 --> 00:25:01,045
You'll find me on the rooftops.
476
00:25:01,045 --> 00:25:02,507
Yeah, well,
probably not, though.
477
00:25:02,507 --> 00:25:04,646
(Tick groans, thuds)
478
00:25:05,644 --> 00:25:07,346
(Tick grunts)
479
00:25:07,413 --> 00:25:09,248
(car alarm blaring)
480
00:25:18,693 --> 00:25:19,774
He was blue?
481
00:25:20,194 --> 00:25:21,290
And huge.
482
00:25:21,629 --> 00:25:23,528
A super, no question.
483
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:27,065
If you ask me, he was working
with that little guy
484
00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:29,631
- that was spying on us last night.
- MAN: Hey!
485
00:25:30,860 --> 00:25:33,815
Hey! Hey.
486
00:25:34,683 --> 00:25:35,784
Get me down!
487
00:25:35,851 --> 00:25:38,251
TICK:
Light against darkness.
488
00:25:38,654 --> 00:25:40,856
Up against down.
489
00:25:41,244 --> 00:25:43,382
A struggle as old as time,
490
00:25:43,650 --> 00:25:45,651
but with a beat
you can dance to.
491
00:25:46,728 --> 00:25:50,499
And as the sun rises
on a new day in the city,
492
00:25:50,566 --> 00:25:53,569
so rises a new hero!
493
00:25:53,870 --> 00:25:56,863
A precious balloon of hope
girding his loins,
494
00:25:56,896 --> 00:25:59,364
making ready for the fight.
495
00:25:59,643 --> 00:26:03,125
He may be on the compact side
as heroes go, but...
496
00:26:03,125 --> 00:26:06,628
that's just the way
Destiny crumbles her cookies.
497
00:26:06,884 --> 00:26:09,461
It's not supposed to be easy.
498
00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:11,796
It's not supposed to
be comfortable.
499
00:26:11,879 --> 00:26:14,371
It's supposed to be dangerous.
500
00:26:14,396 --> 00:26:15,973
- (beeping)
- And interesting.
501
00:26:15,973 --> 00:26:16,938
(whoosh, click)
502
00:26:16,938 --> 00:26:19,407
- That's the hero's journey.
- (trilling)
503
00:26:19,473 --> 00:26:21,442
That's why they get up
in the morning...
504
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:27,038
To go mano a monomyth
with the darkness.
505
00:26:27,105 --> 00:26:32,089
To win the elixir
and save the world because
506
00:26:32,089 --> 00:26:33,556
villainy is real.
507
00:26:33,623 --> 00:26:36,726
It has guns and scars
and tattoos,
508
00:26:36,793 --> 00:26:38,661
and it's licensed to drive.
509
00:26:39,423 --> 00:26:41,793
It wants nothing but to murder
510
00:26:41,793 --> 00:26:44,529
and take,
and it's coming for them all.
511
00:26:44,596 --> 00:26:48,700
So two new avengers take
their place on the front line.
512
00:26:48,999 --> 00:26:52,821
They will face evil with a song
of battle in their hearts.
513
00:26:52,821 --> 00:26:57,459
Destiny's got her hand
way, way up in their puppets.
514
00:26:57,526 --> 00:26:59,361
It's an unpleasant tingling.
515
00:26:59,428 --> 00:27:01,930
- The deepest of wriggles.
- (beeps)
516
00:27:01,996 --> 00:27:04,065
(whooshing, glass breaking)
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00:27:04,132 --> 00:27:06,635
And its only reward
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00:27:06,701 --> 00:27:09,614
is... drama!
519
00:27:14,243 --> 00:27:15,710
New plan.
520
00:27:17,248 --> 00:27:20,584
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