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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,899 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 2 00:00:05,990 --> 00:00:07,190 All right, everybody. 3 00:00:07,260 --> 00:00:08,630 This is the segment in the show 4 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:10,260 where you get to follow along. 5 00:00:10,330 --> 00:00:11,200 That's right. 6 00:00:11,250 --> 00:00:13,970 It's time to shake it like the Shake It Up, Chicago! dancers. 7 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:15,900 So get off that couch, get on your feet 8 00:00:15,970 --> 00:00:18,310 and learn the hottest dance in the country, 9 00:00:18,370 --> 00:00:19,840 Twist My Hips. 10 00:01:12,930 --> 00:01:15,800 See? It's so easy, anybody can do it. 11 00:01:15,870 --> 00:01:18,740 Uh, Gary, not anybody. 12 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,440 Yeah. Are you doing the dance 13 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,640 or do you have to go to the bathroom? 14 00:01:22,710 --> 00:01:23,870 A little of both. 15 00:01:24,070 --> 00:01:25,270 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 16 00:01:31,350 --> 00:01:35,050 ♪ Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor 17 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:38,790 ♪ It can get a little crazy when the kick hits the 4 18 00:01:38,860 --> 00:01:42,820 ♪ Make a scene, make a scene, nobody can ignore 19 00:01:42,890 --> 00:01:46,690 ♪ Don't knock it till you rock it We can't take it no more 20 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:50,300 ♪ Bring the lights up, bust the doors down 21 00:01:50,370 --> 00:01:53,900 ♪ Dust yourself off Shake it up, shake it up 22 00:01:53,970 --> 00:01:58,140 ♪ DJ set it off, take it up a notch 23 00:01:58,210 --> 00:02:01,910 ♪ All together now, shake it up, shake it up 24 00:02:01,980 --> 00:02:05,850 ♪ Sh-sh-sh-shake it up You got to change it up 25 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:09,250 ♪ And when you've had enough Sh-sh-sh-shake it up 26 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:12,790 ♪ Bring the lights up, bust the doors down 27 00:02:12,860 --> 00:02:16,930 ♪ All together now, shake it up, shake it up 28 00:02:18,730 --> 00:02:20,730 ♪ Shake it up ♪ 29 00:02:20,930 --> 00:02:22,130 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.VN www.Addic7ed.com 30 00:02:25,230 --> 00:02:28,140 Who's my little Deucey-woosy? 31 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,510 I'm your little Deucey-woosy. 32 00:02:31,740 --> 00:02:33,780 Who's my Dina-weena? 33 00:02:35,310 --> 00:02:37,980 Uh oh, I think I'm going to pukey-wooky. 34 00:02:39,980 --> 00:02:42,050 Enough with the baby talk, 35 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,390 the holding hands and the hugging. 36 00:02:45,550 --> 00:02:46,960 Yeah, I want a boyfriend. 37 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:49,260 Me... Me, too. 38 00:02:49,330 --> 00:02:50,460 Aw! 39 00:02:50,530 --> 00:02:53,260 Dina! Dina! It's your mommy. 40 00:02:53,330 --> 00:02:56,260 Dina! Dina! 41 00:02:56,330 --> 00:02:59,300 Ma, what are you doing? 42 00:02:59,370 --> 00:03:01,970 You left your lunch box at home. 43 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,500 Hi, Rocky. Hi, Cece. 44 00:03:07,210 --> 00:03:09,810 All right, thanks, Ma. You can go now. 45 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,850 Well, as long as I'm here, 46 00:03:11,910 --> 00:03:14,550 I thought I would hand out invitations to your birthday party. 47 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:17,190 Wait, um, Dina, I thought you said 48 00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:19,420 you weren't gonna have a birthday party this year. 49 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:22,760 Yeah, I thought I said that, too. 50 00:03:22,830 --> 00:03:26,530 Oh, kill me, I want to make a nice party for my kid. 51 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,730 Which makes you such a good mother. 52 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,770 So kind, so caring, so thoughtful. 53 00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:38,510 Uh, she does know your name isn't right? 54 00:03:40,340 --> 00:03:41,880 Seriously, Ma? 55 00:03:41,950 --> 00:03:45,280 You're not inviting my boyfriend to the party I didn't want? 56 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,950 It's not for another two weeks. 57 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:50,090 I was hoping you might meet somebody decent by then. 58 00:03:50,150 --> 00:03:51,650 You know I'm right here? 59 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,120 For now. 60 00:03:56,030 --> 00:03:58,730 Ooh, ooh, look, the rooftop of the Montgomery Hotel. 61 00:03:58,800 --> 00:03:59,960 Sounds elegant. 62 00:04:00,030 --> 00:04:01,530 That's the problem. 63 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,670 My mom always throws the party she wants. 64 00:04:04,740 --> 00:04:06,870 Yeah, you don't strike me as an elegant girl. 65 00:04:07,770 --> 00:04:08,870 Thank you! 66 00:04:09,910 --> 00:04:11,580 I just want a simple party, 67 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,710 but she always goes overboard. 68 00:04:13,780 --> 00:04:16,250 Well, then, why don't you just tell your mom what you want? 69 00:04:16,310 --> 00:04:19,620 She never listens to me. She's so pushy. 70 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:22,890 Oh, don't pushy people like that just drive you crazy? 71 00:04:25,660 --> 00:04:26,790 Yes, they do. 72 00:04:29,990 --> 00:04:32,700 Dina, what you need to do is stand up to your mom. 73 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,730 I don't think I can. 74 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,300 You know what you need? 75 00:04:36,370 --> 00:04:38,770 You need someone to be there with you for emotional support. 76 00:04:40,070 --> 00:04:42,310 You'd do that for me, baby? 77 00:04:42,370 --> 00:04:44,140 No, but Rocky and Cece will. 78 00:04:49,210 --> 00:04:51,180 I'll get it, Mom! 79 00:04:54,190 --> 00:04:55,520 Salutations, young chum, 80 00:04:55,590 --> 00:04:58,260 who reads at the same level as my dog. 81 00:04:58,320 --> 00:04:59,660 Hello, weirdo genius, 82 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:00,790 who can build a rocket ship, 83 00:05:00,860 --> 00:05:02,930 but still hasn't learned how to keep his fly up. 84 00:05:09,070 --> 00:05:12,200 Hey, Henry, check out my sweet new robot. 85 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:15,640 Found it in the garbage. Score. 86 00:05:15,710 --> 00:05:19,640 I am Fizzbang. I want to be your best friend. 87 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:21,810 That's pretty much all he says, 88 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:23,610 but it's cool, don't you think? 89 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:27,280 I once built a robot that the army took away and won't give me back, 90 00:05:28,150 --> 00:05:30,750 but yours is good, too. 91 00:05:30,820 --> 00:05:34,020 Want to meet my sister at the park and shoot hoops? 92 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,160 Okay. 93 00:05:38,530 --> 00:05:41,060 Want to go to the park and watch me shoot hoops 94 00:05:41,130 --> 00:05:42,930 while you catalogue insects? 95 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,400 Now you're talking. 96 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:48,810 I am Fizzbang. I want to be your best friend. 97 00:05:49,940 --> 00:05:52,640 That's okay. You can hang out with Mr. Wubby. 98 00:05:52,710 --> 00:05:54,140 Bye, Mom! 99 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,650 Looks like it's just you and me, Mr. Wubby. 100 00:06:05,690 --> 00:06:08,230 Correction, looks like it's just me. 101 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:18,270 Why does Dina's mom hate me? 102 00:06:18,340 --> 00:06:20,270 Dude, I got science in half an hour. 103 00:06:20,340 --> 00:06:22,710 I don't have that kind of time. 104 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:24,610 You know what? I'm not even going to worry about it. 105 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:26,280 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 106 00:06:26,350 --> 00:06:27,980 You should worry about it. 107 00:06:28,050 --> 00:06:30,520 See, if the dad hates you, you're a rebel. 108 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:32,890 But if the mom hates you, 109 00:06:32,950 --> 00:06:34,990 bring the jelly, 'cause you are toast. 110 00:06:36,420 --> 00:06:38,990 So how do I get Dina's mom to like me? 111 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:40,830 Find out her favorite video game, 112 00:06:40,890 --> 00:06:43,030 buy it, then invite her over to play. 113 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:44,700 That's how you got me to like you. 114 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,400 Why do I even bother? 115 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:50,800 Okay. Look, ladies love dancing. 116 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:53,270 When you're at the party, dance with the mom. 117 00:06:53,340 --> 00:06:55,640 One problem. I can't dance. 118 00:06:55,710 --> 00:06:57,510 You were dancing yesterday in PE. 119 00:06:57,580 --> 00:07:00,450 I wasn't dancing, a bee flew up my gym shorts. 120 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,750 Okay, I'll teach you to dance. 121 00:07:04,820 --> 00:07:06,550 Do me a favor. 122 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:08,960 No more stories about things in your gym shorts. 123 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:15,530 Dina, don't be nervous. 124 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,670 When you talk to your mom, just remember to poo. 125 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,600 Excuse me? 126 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,440 Poo. P.O.O. 127 00:07:26,510 --> 00:07:28,310 P, plead for what you want. 128 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:30,440 O, only take yes for an answer. 129 00:07:30,510 --> 00:07:32,550 O, cry if all else fails. 130 00:07:34,050 --> 00:07:37,680 Um, wait, wouldn't that be P. O.C., like, "poc"? 131 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:39,320 Yeah, but poo sticks in your head. 132 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:41,950 I'll take your word for it. 133 00:07:45,490 --> 00:07:47,890 All right, it's go time. 134 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:54,100 Ma, about my party, 135 00:07:58,070 --> 00:08:00,470 Cece and Rocky have something to tell ya. 136 00:08:03,710 --> 00:08:06,010 You forgot to poo. 137 00:08:07,550 --> 00:08:09,180 What is going on? 138 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:13,990 Um, the thing is, I mean, what Dina was trying to say was, 139 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,260 Cece has something to tell you. 140 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:25,200 Okay, look. Um, Dina's not really into how you're planning her birthday. 141 00:08:25,270 --> 00:08:27,970 It's like this every year. 142 00:08:28,030 --> 00:08:29,800 It's never right. 143 00:08:31,140 --> 00:08:35,510 Hey, you know her, maybe you can help me. 144 00:08:35,570 --> 00:08:37,780 Oh, no, no, no, I don't think we should get involved. 145 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:41,180 Oh, please, please, you have to. I'm begging you. 146 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:43,650 Yeah, but we're so busy with school and dancing on the show... 147 00:08:43,710 --> 00:08:46,980 I am not leaving here until I have a commitment from the two of you. 148 00:08:48,350 --> 00:08:50,220 I really don't think we should do this. 149 00:08:50,290 --> 00:08:51,690 Really, no. No. 150 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:53,860 Please, would you just help a mother 151 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:56,260 to make her daughter smile on her birthday? 152 00:08:56,330 --> 00:08:58,860 I don't understand why that is such a big deal. 153 00:08:58,930 --> 00:08:59,960 You can't just let me a... 154 00:09:00,030 --> 00:09:01,800 Fine. Okay. 155 00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:04,030 Thank you, girls. I'll see you at the hotel tomorrow at four. 156 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:07,700 What just happened? 157 00:09:07,770 --> 00:09:09,710 Well, let's see. 158 00:09:09,770 --> 00:09:12,810 She pleaded, she would only take yes for an answer, 159 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:14,880 and she cried when all else failed. 160 00:09:14,950 --> 00:09:18,250 We just got pooed. 161 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,630 The apartment's been ransacked! 162 00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:31,660 My papers! Two years of research, destroyed! 163 00:09:31,730 --> 00:09:33,300 Papers-shmapers. 164 00:09:33,370 --> 00:09:34,930 Someone tore up Mr. Wubby. 165 00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:37,600 He's my favorite toy. 166 00:09:37,670 --> 00:09:39,140 Who would do this? 167 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:41,770 I am Fizzbang. 168 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:45,410 I got lonely and then I got mad. 169 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:49,980 Fizzbang did it. Quick, do something! 170 00:09:50,050 --> 00:09:51,420 Okay, 171 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:54,090 I suggest that we do three months of observation, 172 00:09:54,150 --> 00:09:55,950 followed by an analysis of the research 173 00:09:56,020 --> 00:09:57,550 and then we apply for a grant... 174 00:09:57,620 --> 00:10:00,260 Just take out its battery, genius! 175 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,690 I was hoping for something more challenging, 176 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,760 but that works, too. 177 00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:06,130 Fizzbang, look over there! 178 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,100 Put me down, let me go. 179 00:10:12,970 --> 00:10:14,040 Hey. 180 00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:17,410 What's wrong? 181 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:20,510 There is no battery. 182 00:10:20,580 --> 00:10:22,780 It shouldn't even be functioning. 183 00:10:22,850 --> 00:10:25,350 Maybe that's because he was sent here from outer space 184 00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:27,280 to destroy humanity. 185 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:29,850 Your imagination is running wild. 186 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,950 Let's just take off his head and see what's going on in there. 187 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:36,220 Ow! 188 00:10:38,290 --> 00:10:39,790 On second thought... 189 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,740 Okay, Dina's party. 190 00:10:49,810 --> 00:10:52,810 I'm thinking a Jane Austen theme party 191 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:55,540 where everyone's in period costume 192 00:10:55,610 --> 00:10:58,850 and there's strolling violins and people waltzing. 193 00:10:58,910 --> 00:11:00,550 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Okay. 194 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:03,950 Mrs. Garcia, all Dina wants is her friends, 195 00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:06,820 some pizza, some good music, and a little dancing. 196 00:11:07,420 --> 00:11:09,360 That is not special. 197 00:11:09,430 --> 00:11:11,930 But Dina doesn't want special. 198 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,100 Haven't you met Deuce? 199 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,330 Who? 200 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,600 Oh. 201 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:21,300 Look, Dina wants her party to be understated. 202 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:23,610 No, what she said was, "Keep it simple." 203 00:11:23,670 --> 00:11:25,870 But let's not quibble. 204 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:28,110 Quibble. Bam! Vocab word! 205 00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:29,880 Somebody owes me a quarter! 206 00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:33,180 Simple, huh? 207 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:37,220 So, no orchestra, no waltzing, 208 00:11:37,290 --> 00:11:38,590 not even a theme? 209 00:11:38,650 --> 00:11:40,450 Because they offer great packages here. 210 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:43,590 You can have a... Uh, you can have Broadway, 211 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:45,760 superheroes, a circus party? 212 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:48,360 No. No themes, because... 213 00:11:48,430 --> 00:11:50,960 Wait, did you say circus parties? 214 00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:54,000 Look at this. They have clowns, trapeze artists, 215 00:11:54,070 --> 00:11:57,400 a human pretzel that can bite his own butt. 216 00:11:59,310 --> 00:12:03,240 No, Rocky, remember, simple. 217 00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:04,840 There is no reason to... 218 00:12:04,910 --> 00:12:07,950 Ooh, Hawaiian Luau! 219 00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:10,550 How cute would I look in a grass skirt? 220 00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:13,250 And they have hula dancers. 221 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:17,450 And how cute would I look in a grass skirt? 222 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:20,660 Yeah, but, uh, I want the circus. 223 00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:24,360 Yeah, but, uh, I want the Hawaiian Luau. 224 00:12:24,430 --> 00:12:25,430 Circus. Luau. 225 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,730 Circus. Circus. Luau. Luau. 226 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,060 Girls, girls, girls. 227 00:12:29,130 --> 00:12:33,470 Why choose when you can have both? 228 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:35,800 Bigger is better. 229 00:12:35,870 --> 00:12:38,240 Hawaiian Circus it is! 230 00:12:40,610 --> 00:12:43,210 You're the best mommy ever! 231 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,410 Mommy! Yes! 232 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,920 Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy. 233 00:12:47,050 --> 00:12:48,420 Care to dance, big boy? 234 00:12:48,490 --> 00:12:49,790 How do we start? 235 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:05,700 Let me see. 236 00:13:05,770 --> 00:13:07,240 Watch you two dance 237 00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:09,340 or deal with an evil robot from outer space? 238 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,210 See ya! 239 00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:25,990 You know what? 240 00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:28,160 Toast to us for throwing 241 00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:30,790 the best Hawaiian Circus party ever! 242 00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:34,230 And for looking so great while doing it. 243 00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:37,230 Hey, there's Dina's mom. Now's your time to make an impression. 244 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:40,540 I can't. What do I say? What do I do? 245 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:43,240 What if I burp? I'm a nervous burper. 246 00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:45,170 You think too much. Just go say, "Hi." 247 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:47,540 Ow, my foot. 248 00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:50,310 Don't you say "excuse me?" 249 00:13:51,650 --> 00:13:54,680 Uh, Garlic? 250 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,820 Who eats garlic before a party? 251 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:03,300 Hey, Dina! How great is this? 252 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,900 Yeah, everyone is having the best time. 253 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,330 Not everybody. 254 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,800 Wait, who's not having fun? 255 00:14:08,870 --> 00:14:11,100 The clown? Oh, don't worry, that sad face, 256 00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:12,670 yeah, it's painted on. 257 00:14:12,740 --> 00:14:14,670 No, me! 258 00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:18,440 This is exactly the kind of over-the-top party I didn't want. 259 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,610 Boy, it is going to be awkward 260 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,580 if she pops out of the volcano cake with that attitude. 261 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:39,130 Um, hey, Dina. Can we sit and talk to you for a second? 262 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,870 Fine. Just don't look up. Learned that the hard way. 263 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,140 Whoa! Whoa! 264 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,080 Uh, you guys can take five. 265 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:56,420 Look, we're really sorry about the party. 266 00:14:56,490 --> 00:14:59,420 Yeah, I guess we just kind of got carried away, 267 00:14:59,490 --> 00:15:01,020 and instead of making your dream party, 268 00:15:01,090 --> 00:15:02,960 we made our dream party. 269 00:15:03,030 --> 00:15:06,660 And, even though we could put some of the blame on your mom, 270 00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:09,360 the two of us are totally culpable. 271 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:12,930 Culpable! Bam! Vocab word! Another quarter! 272 00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:17,570 I guess I should just suck it up 273 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,670 and go pretend to have fun. 274 00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:22,840 Yeah, like I do when Rocky takes me to the library. 275 00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:24,450 Hey! 276 00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:27,720 "What shade of blush looks best on Cece? " is no picnic either. 277 00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:30,220 Either one sounds better than this. 278 00:15:30,290 --> 00:15:33,190 But we can't just leave and go to another party. 279 00:15:34,420 --> 00:15:35,930 Yes, we can. 280 00:15:35,990 --> 00:15:38,560 I have a plan and it's infallible. 281 00:15:38,630 --> 00:15:41,200 Infallible! Bam! That's three quarters. 282 00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:42,830 A whole dollar. 283 00:15:50,310 --> 00:15:54,340 Hmm, these do not seem like real housewives to me. 284 00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:04,220 Are you sure these undies will protect my cranium? 285 00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:07,750 No, genius. But I had to have some fun today. 286 00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:12,330 Prepare to initiate operation Robot Eradication. 287 00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:15,300 I don't know what you're saying, but I enjoy your enthusiasm. 288 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:18,070 On three, we get him. 289 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,100 One, 290 00:16:21,370 --> 00:16:23,100 two... 291 00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:26,370 Die, evil space robot that makes me question the laws of science! 292 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:27,780 Three! 293 00:16:29,410 --> 00:16:31,880 Looking for me? 294 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:37,820 We need... We need something stronger! 295 00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:44,160 You are weak, I am strong. 296 00:16:44,230 --> 00:16:47,360 I think that baseball is defective. 297 00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:50,870 Yeah. That's the problem. 298 00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:54,540 I got an idea. My protection! 299 00:16:58,710 --> 00:17:00,810 Can't get... Ow! Oh. 300 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:09,720 It's over, Flynn. It's over. 301 00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:11,720 It's possible that we just saved the world. 302 00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:13,720 We should get some kind of award. 303 00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:15,790 Like a Nobel Peace Prize? 304 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,230 Or a yo-yo. 305 00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:21,400 How about a new best friend? 306 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,730 Hello! 307 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,580 Got it. Got it. 308 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:41,220 Okay, everybody, we're gonna do the cool new dance 309 00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:42,990 called Twist My Hips. 310 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,490 So, we want all of you to get your grass skirts on the dance floor. 311 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:49,830 Including you, Ms. Garcia. 312 00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:54,730 Oh, I can't do the dances you young people do today. 313 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,670 Uh, of course you can. Anyone can do this dance. 314 00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:58,940 Hit it. Okay. 315 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,840 Five, six, seven, eight and... 316 00:18:06,810 --> 00:18:09,410 Whirl! Whirl! Oh, yeah. 317 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:13,080 Uh-huh. Up, down. Up, down. 318 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:16,090 Whoo! Go, Garcia! 319 00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:19,690 Wow, this is fun. 320 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,430 I'm twisting parts of my body I forgot I even had. 321 00:18:22,490 --> 00:18:23,890 Gross, Ma. 322 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,080 Uh-huh. 323 00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:40,240 Uh, keep facing forward. Oh, no! 324 00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:41,480 Oh. You have to face forward. 325 00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:43,050 Oh, I didn't know. Okay, I didn't know. 326 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,870 I'm like a regular Paula Abdul. 327 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,270 Yeah. Yeah, you are. 328 00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:03,840 We love that about you. 329 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:04,940 You keep dancing. 330 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,110 Okay. Yeah! 331 00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:07,210 Whoo. 332 00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:10,810 Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Come on. Go Garcia! 333 00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:16,520 Wow. 334 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,650 Was I that bad? 335 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,700 So, Dina, are you having a good time? 336 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,570 Let's see, I don't have to deal with my mom's party schedule, 337 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,270 there's no freaky clowns or hula dancers, 338 00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:39,370 and I just get to hang out with my friends. 339 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,440 It's the best party I've ever been to. 340 00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:42,940 Whoo! 341 00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:45,110 Wow. She is very easy to please. 342 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:47,910 No wonder why she sticks with you, Deucey-woosy. 343 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,220 Hey! 344 00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:55,020 What is going on here? 345 00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:57,630 Ma, how'd you know we were here? 346 00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:59,230 I called Deuce. 347 00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,230 Deuce! 348 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,600 What? I needed the brownie points. 349 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,340 The woman calls me... 350 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:10,410 I throw you a lovely party and you thank me by leaving? 351 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:11,970 For this? 352 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:15,210 But Dina wasn't having any fun at the other party. 353 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,610 I thought it was fun. 354 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,410 Well, so did we. But it doesn't matter 355 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:21,320 because it's not our birthday, it's Dina's. 356 00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:24,950 Wait. You can't talk to my mother like that, 357 00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:26,420 but I can. 358 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,660 What they said, 359 00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,660 but with the subtext that you're my mom and I love ya. 360 00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:36,060 Oh, I love you too, sweetie. 361 00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:38,030 I'm going to listen better. 362 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:40,530 There's one thing I want to keep from the old party. 363 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,480 Deuce, my husband is from Cuba. 364 00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:52,480 I'm from Jersey. My maiden name is Bernstein. 365 00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:54,320 What are you saying? 366 00:20:55,150 --> 00:20:56,680 Words are not necessary. 367 00:20:56,750 --> 00:21:00,960 Let us speak the international language of the tango. Hit it. 368 00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:10,230 Well, Deuce, I'm very impressed with your dance skills. 369 00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:13,270 That's what I was going for. 370 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,670 I've never met a guy who could dance the girl's part. 371 00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:18,070 Ty! 372 00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:22,110 Rocky. The tango! 373 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,730 Fizzbang destroy. Fizzbang destroy. 374 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,460 I know important people. 375 00:21:33,530 --> 00:21:35,300 The Black Eyed Peas. 376 00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:37,170 Hey! 377 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,270 It's over. 378 00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:44,340 You know, scientifically speaking, 379 00:21:44,410 --> 00:21:47,380 a possible theory is that the entire incident was nothing more 380 00:21:47,450 --> 00:21:49,510 than a shared dream-state hallucination. 381 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:55,720 Or Fizzbang can't be destroyed 382 00:21:55,790 --> 00:21:59,290 because he is an evil alien machine from another galaxy! 383 00:22:02,090 --> 00:22:03,460 That was my next theory. 384 00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:16,470 I am Fizzbang. I want to be your best friend. 385 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,180 Shouldn't we warn him? 386 00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:26,890 You know Ferb is a genius. You know genius. 387 00:22:30,590 --> 00:22:33,970 ♪ sh-sh-sh-shake it up! 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