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I can't believe Jabba WockeeZ are here. They're amazing.

What's the big deal?

All they do is dance on stage in sparkly ridiculous outfits.

Been there, worn that!

Here they come! It's so cool how they never take off their masks.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey!

Where do you think you're going?

I'm a junior JabbaWockee.

Did you really think that you could just go up there

and dance with one of the best dance crews in the country?

Oh, come on, Rocky, be serious.

When do I ever think?

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♪ Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor

♪ It can get a little crazy when the kick hits the 4

♪ Make a scene, make a scene, nobody can ignore

♪ Don't knock it till you rock it We can't take it no more

♪ Bring the lights up, bust the doors down

♪ Dust yourself off Shake it up, shake it up

♪ DJ set it off, take it up a notch

♪ All together now, shake it up, shake it up

♪ Sh-sh-sh-shake it up You got to change it up

♪ And when you've had enough Sh-sh-sh-shake it up

♪ Bring the lights up, bust the doors down

♪ All together now, shake it up, shake it up

♪ Shake it up ♪

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I wonder what they look like without their mask on.

CeCe, I'm begging you, please don't.

Oh, come on, give me a little credit.

Ooh! Now's my chance.

Where is CeCe going?

To embarrass herself.

Isn't that what she just did on the show?

Gunther and I would like to extend an invitation

to you and your little red sidekick.

Really? You think she's my sidekick?

Well, a lot of people think I'm her sidekick.

But, personally, I think we both kick each other.

Please stop talking.

We would like you to come over and celebrate...

Vatalihootsit Day!

Vata-li-vhat's-it-day?

Vatalihootsit Day. It's a holiday in our country.

And we want you and CeCe to come to our home and celebrate.

Okay, what's the catch?

We thought about who we'd like to have over and it's you two.

Okay, what's the catch?

Why are we wasting our time with this one?

She's obviously the sidekick.

You're right, we should have gone right to CeCe.

Wait right there.

I don't need anyone to tell me what I should do.

Okay, what do we wear?

Anything but that.

Boom!

Jummy Juice!

Mmm. It's jummy in your tummy!

What are you doing?

Rehearsing for a commercial audition.

They want young, good-looking guys who can dance.

Yeah. So why are you going?

Because I'm young, good looking,

and I can dance!

I'll get it, Mom!

Hello? Oh, hi, Mom.

Hold on, I'll ask him.

Can you babysit for a couple extra hours?

No.

He said fine.

Why'd you do that?

Because she pays you by the hour and you need the money.

Trust me, this acting thing is going nowhere.

Hey, Rocky, do you know how lucky you are to be my sidekick?

Your sidekick?

Well, you know, actually a lot of people think that you're my sidekick.

Really? Two tickets to Katy Perry!

Really?

Yeah, don't ask me how I did it,

but, uh, you might have to do

Cindy Goldberger's homework for the rest of the year.

Including Hebrew school.

Katy Perry! Oy vey!

Yes!

Saturday. No, we can't do it.

I already promised Gunther and Tinka

that we'd go to their house to celebrate Vatalihootsit Day.

I have no idea what that is and I have no intention of finding out.

But I already said yes.

If we cancel on them now, it'll look like I got a better offer.

We did.

You know what? We can do both.

We politely stop by, get lost in the crowd

and slip out after 15 minutes.

Fine, we'll do it your way.

Hey, maybe I am the sidekick. No.

It's about time.

The stink of desperation out here is making me sick.

How'd it go?

The director dude was blown away.

He gave me a red card and told me to wait out here.

I totally nailed it!

Way to go!

Okay, everyone with a red card you can go home now.

You heard him, red cards. Get out of here.

You didn't make the cut.

You didn't buy that performance either, huh?

No.

Okay, buddy, you just made the biggest mistake of your life.

Ty Blue has more star power in his little finger

than you have in your whole body.

You wouldn't know talent if it fell on your head!

You are adorable!

This is a face that could sell anything!

Well, you're obviously a man who knows talent.

All right, it is apartment number 6F. Ah!

Seriously, Rocky?

You really need to check what apartment number it is?

You never know, someone else could have betwinkled their...

Yeah, this is it.

Okay, we go in, say hi, get lost in the crowd.

The next thing you know, we're at the concert

wearing Daisy Dukes with bikinis on top.

Or what we're wearing now,

because our moms would never let us go out in public like that.

I am Gunther! And I am Tinka!

Und we are, The Hessenheffers!

Wow! That never gets old.

Oh wait, it just did.

Come, come, come, come, come.

Wow, you have a really lovely home.

We do our own decorating.

No!

Papa has decorated the room with many antiquities.

Some from as far away as Las Vegas.

Mama! They're here!

Oh, welcome, welcome, welcome!

Oh, so nice of you to come.

Empty-handed, with nothing to offer the hostess.

Okay. Okay.

I'm just getting over a cold.

Me, too! Oh!

Mwah!

Papa! Zip it up und get in the in here!

You will love our father once you get to know him.

But be warned, he is a simple and quiet man.

Welcome, welcome.

Who has 12 toes and loves to party?

Me! I am Kashlack!

Und I am Squitza!

Und we are...

The Hessenheffer's parents!

Oh, my gosh, Gunther and Tinka are the normal ones.

♪ Sh-sh-sh-shake it up! ♪

Here are the bones of welcome.

Wow!

This is embarrassing. We didn't bring any dead things for you guys.

Uh, so wait, I'm confused. Why are we the guests of honor?

Vatalihootsit is the day where you break bread with your worst enemies.

Aww, you would have been our first choices, too!

Gunther, why are you explaining the Vatalihootsit Day

when we can sing dat!

Did someone say "sing"?

♪ Today we won't chop off your head

♪ Today we'll together break bread

♪ Today you can sleep in our bed

It's all sequins!

♪ It's Vatalihootsit Day

♪ Come with us and shake your booties

♪ Hey diddly Hey diddly Hey diddly, hey

♪ It's Vatalihootsit Day

♪ So let's grab some bread and have fun ♪

Wow, this is so not Katy Perry.

I can't believe you stole my commercial.

They wanted boys 14 to 17. You're eight.

Well, as we say in showbiz,

"They decided to go in another direction."

And it took them to the intersection of.

Cute Street and Adorable Boulevard.

There's my little star. Here are your lines.

Oh, that's okay. I already memorized my line.

"It's jummy in your tummy!"

Uh, there's been some confusion.

You're not here for the juice commercial,

you're here for my other commercial, Action Pants.

Action Pants? That sounds cool. Do they make you fly?

Actually, they're for when you can't get to your fly.

They're super absorbent.

Wait. Are these diaper pants?

No! They're Action Pants!

Well, I guess they went in a different direction.

Great. Right after I get out of wet pants they pull me back in.

Voicemail.

Hey, Ty, your sister and I are trapped

in a glittery 11-course nightmare at the Hessenheffers.

Get over here and pretend there's an emergency to get us out.

I see your cell phone is out.

I know what that means.

Uh, no, no, no, no, no, it's not what you think.

Oh, yes, it is. Oh, yes, it is.

Someone wants a photograph with the K-man.

Now one with just me.

Dinner is ready!

No, no, no so fast.

Not a morsel is consumed on Vatalihootsit Day

until the traditional exchange of the niceties.

Yeah! That makes sense.

It's been 30 seconds since something weird happened.

Now, then, Gunther and Tinka,

why don't you honor your enemies with the compliments?

Rocky, you are the smartest girl at our school.

And CeCe,

I admire the way your personality lights up a room

even without sparkles.

All right, Rocky and the little Rocky,

it is time for you to shower the Gunther and the Tinka with the compliments.

Right, a compliment about Tinka.

Tinka, you are the most original person I've met.

Oh!

And, um, Gunther, you are the most original...

No, no, no. As they say back home,

"No repeatskees or we don't eatskees."

Okay.

Gunther you can really pick a shirt!

It's weak, but I'm starving. Let's go. Yeah.

Oh, yes! Eat! Whoo!

Come on, Flynn, they're ready for you.

I don't want to!

I'm sure it's not as bad as you think.

No, it's worse than you think.

All right, let's go.

Don't go literally.

Although, if you needed to, you could.

And action!

I just sat through a Harry Potter double feature and had two slushies.

But did I miss any of the action? No way.

You know why? Because I have my Action Pants.

Action Pants

are for when you gotta go, but you don't want to leave.

I don't want to be diaper boy, I'm out of here!

No, no, we're both leaving. I just got a voicemail.

Our sisters need us.

But I'm still in my Action Pants!

And I gotta go to the bathroom.

Never mind. I'm good.

Dinner looks interesting, Mr. H.

Who's ready for some goolasto?

Um, I thought gelato was a dessert.

Not gelato. Goolasto.

It's goose, stuffed inside a llama,

stuffed inside an ostrich.

How the heck do you stuff a llama inside an ostrich?

Seriously? That's the part that sounds weird to you?

Papa is an excellent butcher.

He can cut the liver out of an airborne pigeon in a single move.

Ooh, Papa, I get the eyeball. Gunther got it last year!

Tinka-bell, there are six eyeballs to go around.

Everybody gets an eyeball.

Eyeballs? Seriously? Time out, people!

Come on, I know what is going on.

You guys are making this up all as you go along.

This cannot be a real holiday.

Actually, it's a holiday for the royal family.

Then why are you celebrating it?

Because we are royalty.

Yeah, right.

It's true.

I once was a princess.

Next in line for throne.

Well, stuff me in a llama and call me goolasto.

What do you mean "once was"?

Back when Squitza was a princess,

she walked into my butcher shop one day

to get some strawberry and trout sausage and a little elk pudding.

You know, comfort food.

The minute I saw her, I could not take my eyes off of her.

Which was a pity

because my assistant lost a toe that day.

We were soon engaged to be married.

But when my father, King Brustrum found out,

he became enraged and forbid the marriage.

Squitza had to make a choice!

Become queen or choose true love.

This may not be a palace,

but it is our castle and she will always be my queen.

Oh!

Oh!

Rocky? Mmm-hmm?

Eyeball.

Oh, well, better late than never.

We at least can see the second half of the concert.

Rocky, there's a big emergency at home.

You and CeCe have to come with me right now.

What happened?

Uh. Uh. Our mom fell down a well.

No, I mean she just fell down.

Well.

Well, that is just too bad. I guess we have to leave.

Thanks for everything.

Children, put their eyeballs in a doggie bag.

Please tell me that the bag isn't made of actual doggie.

We just wanted to thank you for coming tonight.

It means so much because

we know that the children are not

well-liked at school

and, in fact, they invited many enemies to come tonight,

but you two are the only ones that cared enough to show up.

Gunther and Tinka would never say it,

but I know this meant the world to them.

Hessenheffer hug!

Here, take these.

Katy Perry? Sweet!

Whoa! Is that goolasto?

I am CeCe.

Und I am Rocky.

And we are staying!

What's wrong with these two?

They always have to be so dramatic.

Well, we just feel that now that we've gotten to know you,

we can really be friends.

Isn't that the true meg of Vatalihootsit Day?

Oh, thank goodness.

Vatalihootsit is finally over.

Get out!

Is that any way to talk to your friends?

Friends? Didn't you hear the cuckoo, you cuckoos?

It's over. We officially despise you again.

Bye-bye, baby!

Right.

You despise us. And we despise you, too.

Did we just leave your brother in there?

Yeah, he's on his own. Let's get out of here while we still can.

♪ Shake it up ♪

Wow, I am impressed.

Young man, you just ate your body weight in meat.

You didn't think the llama was over-cooked, did you?

Absolutely not.

Brining in the rabbit sweat really kept it tender.

Hey, you want to hear a joke?

I'd rather have dessert, but I'll take a joke.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Who?

That's hilarious.

Good thing I'm wearing my Action Pants.

♪ Sh-sh-sh-shake it up! Shake it up! ♪

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