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It's so cold I sneezed
and shot out a snotsicle.
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Yeah, I know, it hit me in the ear.
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Flynn, we took you to the
park to go ice skating
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on the coldest day of the year
and you didn't even say thanks.
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That's not Flynn.
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Uh-oh. We did it again.
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We should reconsider that leash.
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Come on, let's take you
back to the park, sweetie.
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Okay, the first time it's an accident,
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the second time a coincidence,
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but three times?
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You're trying to get rid of me.
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So, anyway, you got a phone number?
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Come on.
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♪ Everybody, everybody,get out on the floor
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♪ it can get a little crazywhen the kick hits the 4
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♪ make a scene, make a scene,nobody can ignore
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♪ don't knock ittill you rock
itwe can't take it no more
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♪ bring the lights up,bust the doors down
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♪ dust yourself offshake it up, shake it up
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♪ dj set it off,take it up a notch
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♪ all together now,shake it up, shake it up
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♪ sh-sh-sh-shake it upyou got to change it up
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♪ and when you've had enoughsh-sh-sh-shake it up
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♪ bring the lights up,bust the doors down
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♪ all together now,shake it up, shake it up
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♪ shake it up ♪
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Mom. Mmm?
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I don't think I tell you
enough how much I love you.
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Piece of dark chocolate, mom?
Your favorite.
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All right, what did you
fail, break or lie about?
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Failed Spanish, broke a vase,
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and lied about passing Spanish.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Sorry, I don't do fire escapes.
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Mom, sit down.
Dual family meeting.
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May I have your attention, please.
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We're about to change a young boy's life.
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Our story begins the day his
dreams of college were shattered
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when he receives his report card.
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My dreams are shattered.
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I just received my report card.
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What happened, young friend?
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I failed geography because I
don't know where the States are.
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Oh!
Is this one england?
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If only there were a way to have
avoided this horrible tragedy.
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But wait, there is a way.
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A family road trip this summer!
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♪ America, america
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♪ Chicago to missourito texas
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♪ all the way to... ♪
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the grand canyon!
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But would flying over the great land
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really help this young boy learn?
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No! I guess we have
to drive there in...
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The road shark 3,000!
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Hold on, we need dramatic effect.
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The road shark 3,000!
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But wait, there's more.
Act now, we'll also throw in
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good grades and no back-talk
for a whole six months.
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Hold on, hold on, we didn't
talk about that. Shh!
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So, uh, what do you say?
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I'm in if you're in.
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Well, it sounds like it could be
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a wonderful educational opportunity
for the kids. Mmm-hmm.
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And it's only 45 minutes from Vegas, baby!
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It's on!
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Yes!
Yes!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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We're finally going to the grand canyon!
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Yes we are, but remember
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the road shark 3,000 only has one bathroom.
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So, uh, rule number one is...
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There's no number two.
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So, what do you think?
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Eye-yi-eye.
Lookin' good.
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Get it?
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It is an eyeball, right?
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It's a robotic eyeball.
It has a retina, a cornea, an iris...
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Here's what it needs.
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Mascara, false eyelashes and eye shadow.
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You could look so pretty.
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Greetings, reigning science fair champion.
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I am Tinka and the hot breath you feel
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on the back of your neck is mine.
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I am here to rip the first place ribbon
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from your cheaply manicured hands.
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Do you ever just say "hello"?
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Okay.
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Hello, miss should-have-
been-held-back-last-year.
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Where's gunther?
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He is on medical leave.
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Ooh, what happened?
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He shaved for the first time.
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Two hairs, six stitches.
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Puberty is never pretty.
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Okay, who's ready to be
blown away by my project?
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What, you made a project?
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Aren't you threatening your
perfect record of incompletes?
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I'm bored of incompletes.
I want to see what a grade feels like.
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All right!
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Check it out.
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Wow, this is totally...
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You put a lot of work into...
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This is really...
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Okay, I give up.
What is it?
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It started out as a volcano,
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it was briefly a jet engine, but
then a Johnny depp movie came on tv
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and now it's a giant thumb.
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And they wonder why the science
teacher weeps at lunch.
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Fine. What did you
come up with?
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That's your project?
A big egg?
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That's not so impressive,
unless you laid it.
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Oh!
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I created it with my Uncle gushlick.
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He's a genetic scientist.
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This ostrich egg will
hatch the night of the fair.
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And I have injected it with the DNA
of a chicken, a doberman pincher,
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and something labeled "danger" (Laughs)
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And voila!
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I've created a new life form never
before seen on this planet.
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Time for gym.
Come, tinka-saurus.
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Oh, wow.
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My mom says our radiator is broken and
the heat is out in our apartment.
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The building manager said it's
gonna be a couple of days
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and we have to stay in a hotel.
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Hotel?
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Giant thumbs down.
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Waste of money.
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Your family can just stay with us.
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Cece, that's very sweet,
but it's way too much to ask.
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Rocky, stop being so
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Rocky.
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This'll be fun and it'll give our
parents a little time to bond
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before the trip.
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Giant thumbs up.
Good times!
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Shouldn't you ask your mom?
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Of course I'm going to ask my mom.
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What, do I look
stupid? Ow!
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Now I look stupid!
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Ow!
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Now I feel stupid! Ow!
Please take this away from me!
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Oh!
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Ow!
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Sorry, kids.
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Okay, the blue pins are places
where you can see cool animals
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and the red pins are places where
you can ride cool animals.
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The yellow pins are places where
you can eat cool animals.
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Mmm.
Rattlesnake pie.
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When did you do all that?
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My dad and I have been
talking about this trip
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for the last three years,
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but he's always working
and it never happens.
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Yeah, I hear you.
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My dad's always on business trips.
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So what're you doing,
drying out your sheets?
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That used to happen to me.
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I'm building a man cave.
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It's going to keep us sane
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while we're trapped in an
apartment with four women.
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Aren't you too big to be building a fort?
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A fort?
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Does this look like a fort to you?
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Whoa!
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That was the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen.
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I hope your radiator never gets fixed.
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Just remember, what happens in the man cave
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stays in the man cave.
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Ty, can I get a little help here?
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Moon bounce!
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Flynn!
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Hey.
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Hurray! Slumber party!
Whoo!
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Mom!
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Georgia, I must admit, it's such a surprise
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that you let us stay here
while our radiator is broken.
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Yeah, it's a surprise to me, too.
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Shoot! I knew there was
something I forgot to do.
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Could you fill
my mom in? Thanks.
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Hi.
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Smells good! Whoo!
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You didn't have to go crazy with dinner.
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Oh, don't be silly.
We're your guests, it's the least I could do.
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Oh! You're gonna
make me look bad.
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Oh, you're too pretty to ever look bad.
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In fact, you'd stop traffic
if you came by my salon
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and let me touch up those dark roots.
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Actually, I'm a natural blonde.
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Yeah, like I'm a natural size four.
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I love your laugh.
It's infectious.
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Like the stomach flu.
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Dinner!
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En garde!Ah!
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Tooshie!
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It's touche.
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No, I think it's tooshie.
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Ah!
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Okay, you got me at fencing.
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But I'm gonna smoke you when the
putting green goes in tomorrow.
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What's that stuff coming off the potatoes?
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Oh, that's steam.
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That's what happens when it's served hot.
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My mom always said a hot meal
is how you show your love.
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How do you show your love?
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By having my daughter's best
friend's family stay with us.
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Great meatloaf, mom.
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Thank you.
Yeah, how'd you fix our stove?
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Mom said it was broken.
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I didn't say it was broken.
I just said it didn't work
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between the hours
of 5:00 and 10:00.
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Well, you being a police officer,
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I'm sure you have a fine selection
of doughnuts for dessert.
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You know, I am fine with you staying here,
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but I could really do
without the cop jokes.
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Well, I didn't realize the
invitation came with strings.
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Well, I didn't realize I invited you.
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You know what your problem is?
You can't take a joke.
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No, my problem is, I can't take you.
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Five, six,
seven, eight. Ah!
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And we're out.
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Do you wanna head home?
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No. I'd rather watch
Sean and John rehearse.
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Ooh!
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They were great.
Yeah.
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They are amazing.
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Uh, how long are we supposed to
pretend that this is normal?
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It is normal.
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Where? On planet
giant-egg-head?
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Ha!
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I am incubating a new species.
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Something that will
change scientific history.
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Now, why don't you Fluffy
ones go home and change,
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well, everything about yourselves.
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Tinka, you don't have to
make a science project.
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You are a science project.
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Ha! Ha!
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And that's what I think
of your steamin' potatoes!
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Wow, and I thought we missed dinner.
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And I have never met
a judge-ier person.
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And as a cop I spend a lot of time
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in a courtroom with actual judges.
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Oh, yeah, well, I own two hair salons
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and I've swept up more hair on your floor.
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Mom-mom-moms,
moms.
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I think someone needs
a little time-out. Right?
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Good idea, baby.
We're taking a time out.
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At a hotel!
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No, that's really not necessary.
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Why don't we just wait until tomorrow?
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Oh, no, no, it is necessary.
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In fact, if you need a police
escort, I would be happy to oblige.
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Ty! Now!
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Oh! Let me
get the door.
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No, mom, don't let them leave!
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00:13:47,650 --> 00:13:49,380
How'd she do that?
259
00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:54,590
Bye, little man.
Don't forget to feed the cats.
260
00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:57,630
Forget the cats.
Who's gonna train the spider monkey?
261
00:13:58,990 --> 00:14:00,890
Rocky, ty, let's go.
262
00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:03,160
Wait! I have
something to say.
263
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,230
What?
264
00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:05,700
Can I sleep over at Cece's tonight?
265
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:07,740
Ma!
266
00:14:07,770 --> 00:14:09,600
♪ Shake it up! ♪
267
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,800
hurry, the judges are coming.
268
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:21,800
Come out and show us your feathers,
or your teeth, or claws.
269
00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:25,170
Oh, as long as it's born
healthy, I don't care.
270
00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:29,080
Welcome to the opposable thumb.
271
00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:31,650
The thing that separates man from beast.
272
00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:34,880
Except maybe gorillas.
273
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:35,950
I don't know.
274
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:39,920
Participant.
275
00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:41,820
Yeah!
276
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:45,390
Uh, Cece, you know that just
means you showed up, right?
277
00:14:45,430 --> 00:14:46,630
Yeah!
278
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,600
So, uh, how's the hotel?
279
00:14:50,930 --> 00:14:52,970
Oh, it's cool.
There's a jacuzzi there.
280
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:54,870
Man, it's hard not to pee in those.
281
00:14:58,070 --> 00:14:59,410
You know,
282
00:14:59,810 --> 00:15:01,880
I'm really embarrassed
about my mom's temper.
283
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:05,580
No, don't be embarrassed.
I'm sure my mom did her part to fan the flames.
284
00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:08,650
Belie me, she really knows how
to push a person's buttons.
285
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,780
I guess you're right.
286
00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:14,220
I've got a potato thrower and
you've got a control freak.
287
00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:16,460
Excuse me?
288
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,460
What? I'm just
agreeing with you.
289
00:15:19,490 --> 00:15:20,630
Oh, is that what you heard?
290
00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:22,260
'Cause I heard you call my mom a name.
291
00:15:24,730 --> 00:15:26,600
You know, Rocky, it really frightens me
292
00:15:26,630 --> 00:15:28,840
when you move your head like that.
293
00:15:29,870 --> 00:15:32,040
Oh, so, now I scare you, do I?
294
00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:34,110
Doing it again!
295
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,510
Well, I guess the apple doesn't
fall far from the tree.
296
00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:41,580
Unless your mom Chucks it against the door!
297
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,420
Hey, you know, you're trashing my family
298
00:15:43,450 --> 00:15:45,850
pretty good considering
we let you stay with us.
299
00:15:45,890 --> 00:15:48,020
Let us stay?
You insisted!
300
00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:50,320
We wanted to stay in a
hotel, but no, as usual,
301
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,330
everyone has to do what Cece wants.
302
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:53,560
Oh, miss holier-than-thou.
303
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,230
Oh, miss
I'm-always-so-perfect.
304
00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:59,170
So, so, perfect.
That's what you are, perfect.
305
00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:02,940
Stop it! Get your stupid
thumb off of my eye!
306
00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:04,070
Get your eye off my thumb.
307
00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:05,870
Huh? Huh, huh, huh!
308
00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:12,210
Well, it's all fun and games
until someone loses an eye.
309
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:14,980
You know, Tinka,
310
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:16,650
I should have
papier-macheed a butt
311
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,450
so I could tell you to kiss it.
312
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,660
Yeah. Why don't you
mind your own business
313
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:24,360
and pay attention to
your little egg mcmonster.
314
00:16:24,390 --> 00:16:26,860
Yeah, it's not like we actually
believe there's anything in there.
315
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:31,400
No!
316
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,300
I am so sorry.
317
00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:35,600
Is it all right?
318
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,440
Yes, I saved it.
319
00:16:38,170 --> 00:16:39,940
Oh my, it's hatching.
320
00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:43,140
Here comes a new hessenhefer!
321
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,850
It's beautiful!
322
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,580
Come to momma, baby.
323
00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:53,920
What the heck is that?
324
00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:57,290
Uh, I thought only sharks
had three sets of teeth.
325
00:16:58,330 --> 00:17:00,830
Oh, look, it's kissing my finger.
326
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,360
Look, it's sucking my finger.
327
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:07,000
Look, look, it's sucking
the blood from my finger.
328
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,670
It's eating my finger.
329
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,400
Get it off of my finger!
330
00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:21,210
I hate to admit it,
331
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,380
but she really does
deserve that first place.
332
00:17:27,790 --> 00:17:30,360
Hey, honey!
How was the science fair?
333
00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:32,130
I won a ribbon.
What?
334
00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:34,800
Participant! Yes!
335
00:17:36,230 --> 00:17:38,870
You know, mom, you were so right
about Rocky and her family.
336
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:42,700
Well, it's a good thing we found
out now how impossible they are.
337
00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:45,570
I know. If we couldn't handle two
days with them in the apartment,
338
00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:47,840
there's no way we could
handle two weeks with them
339
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,380
in the road shark 3,000.
340
00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:50,940
Yeah, that trip is off.
341
00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:53,580
Yeah, would have been a painful
donkey ride with this butt.
342
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,420
What? The trip's off?
343
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,720
Oh, yeah, honey, it's complicated...
344
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,490
No it's not!
345
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,690
You promised we were going on this trip
346
00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:05,930
and now you're bailing
on me, just like dad!
347
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,030
Flynn!
348
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,730
I'll get him, mom.
349
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,610
How you doin', little bro?
350
00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:24,880
You look sad.
351
00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:28,220
Wow. No one can
read me like you can.
352
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,120
Flynn, it's just hard for a kid your age
353
00:18:33,150 --> 00:18:35,290
to understand what this is all about.
354
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,520
Oh, I understand what it's all about.
355
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,890
It's about you, it's about Rocky,
356
00:18:38,930 --> 00:18:41,030
it's about mom,
it's about Ms. blue.
357
00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:43,860
It's about everyone but me.
Just like always.
358
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,300
Always?
359
00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:49,400
Did I get ice cream when
you had your tonsils out?
360
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:51,540
Yes. You took mine!
361
00:18:53,370 --> 00:18:54,540
Really?
362
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,610
Then I got nothin'.
363
00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:00,480
I'm really sorry, Flynn.
364
00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:05,320
Hey, Cece,
365
00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:07,390
can I have a minute alone with Flynn?
366
00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:08,890
Yeah.
367
00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:11,830
I kinda gotta go call Rocky anyway.
368
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:17,430
Go away. You killed
the road shark.
369
00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:19,500
I know, baby. I know.
370
00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:26,570
Stop it, I don't wanna be warm,
371
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,710
I wanna freeze here like an old popsicle.
372
00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:32,250
Did you bring a hat?
373
00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:36,220
This is not my hat.
374
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,990
I know, sometimes I make mistakes.
375
00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:41,820
Tell me about it.
376
00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:43,560
All right, I will.
377
00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:46,230
I work too much.
378
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,730
I'm not a very good cook.
379
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,030
I'm really, really backed up on laundry
380
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:56,570
and sometimes my pride
gets me in stupid fights
381
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,510
I have no business being in.
382
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,610
But I do one thing perfectly,
383
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:05,680
I love you as much as any
mother has ever loved her son.
384
00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:08,850
I do that perfect.
385
00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:12,050
If that were true, I'd be
wearing a baseball cap.
386
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,360
I'm sorry, I should have known
how much this trip meant to you,
387
00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:18,790
and I should never have messed it up.
388
00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:21,960
I mean, I know how hard
the divorce was on you
389
00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:25,200
and how your dad has disappointed
you, and now I am, too.
390
00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:28,070
And flynny, it breaks my heart.
391
00:20:29,070 --> 00:20:32,740
Hey, mom, for crying out loud, man up.
392
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,680
You're so tough, aren't you?
393
00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:39,310
As tough as I can be in this hat.
394
00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:43,620
Have I told you I loved you?
395
00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:46,390
Only about a million times.
396
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:49,560
But what I really want to hear is
you're gonna make up with Rocky's mom.
397
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,830
And the trip is back on.
398
00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:53,830
Yes! Yes!
I will!
399
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:57,700
And you're gonna get to ride
a donkey in the grand canyon.
400
00:20:58,570 --> 00:21:00,300
So,
401
00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:04,570
is there anything, you
know, you wanna say to me?
402
00:21:05,510 --> 00:21:07,970
Boil some water.
My butt's frozen to the stoop.
403
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,750
One, two, three!
404
00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:15,250
Uh-oh!
405
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:28,900
Ty!
406
00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:32,140
Ty, come on out!
407
00:21:32,170 --> 00:21:34,000
We need to talk!
408
00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:38,210
Oh, hey Ms. j.
I'd love to let you in,
409
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:41,040
but club man cave is at capacity,
410
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,150
and I don't see your name on the list.
411
00:21:44,110 --> 00:21:46,480
About that. It's over.
412
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,280
Your heat has been on for a week.
413
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,350
You need to take all this down and go home.
414
00:21:51,390 --> 00:21:52,560
Oh, come on Ms. j...
415
00:21:52,590 --> 00:21:54,160
Ty! Now!
416
00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:56,530
Okay, I'm shutting it down.
417
00:21:57,630 --> 00:21:59,930
Everybody out!
The cops are shutting us down.
418
00:22:01,970 --> 00:22:03,000
Come on.
419
00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:06,340
Keep it moving, people.
Keep it moving.
420
00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:10,470
Sorry.
421
00:22:10,510 --> 00:22:11,840
There you go.
Like your hair.
422
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:12,910
Bye.
423
00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:26,760
Hey! What?
424
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,130
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