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- You know Eddie Goiden?
- Yeah.
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I think he'll be perfect for you.
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He's four-foot tall
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and covered in a fine layer of hair.
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He is cute.
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He's a lemur.
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Come on, I could find
someone really good for you.
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Let me know when you find someone
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that doesn't have to comb their feet.
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What's up, chicas.
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You need tickets to the White Socks
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or actual white socks?
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Hey, Deuce, tell Rocky
who the best matchmaker is,
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and just so there's no confusion,
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the answer is me.
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It's true.
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CeCe's bad at a lot of things...
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I mean, a lot of things...
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But she's a freaky good matchmaker.
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I mean, she set me up with Savannah.
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We're perfect for each other.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey, Savannah,
I was just talking about you.
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That is so crazy.
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I was just coming to talk to you.
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Ah, here we go,
the CeCe fix-up magic at work.
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I should record this
for their wedding video.
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Ah, the dopey looks, the romantic talk,
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the lovey-dovey words.
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I'm breaking up with you.
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And that's a cut.
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What did I do?
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Oh, it's not you.
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It's me.
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Well, actually it's me
and this guy Gary Schwartz
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I met at the mall.
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Ooh, ooh, he was my second choice for you.
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Yeah.
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Hey.
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What does he have that I don't have?
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$7,000 in bar mitzvah money.
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Oy vey.
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How can I compete with that?
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Savannah, wait!
Don't leave me!
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Wow, what matchmaker
looks pretty stupid now,
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and just so there's no confusion,
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the answer is you.
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♪ Bling bling ♪
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♪ Bling bling ♪
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♪ Bling bling ♪
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♪ Bling bling ♪
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♪ They say you got stat ♪
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♪ Lots of dough, lots of fat ♪
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♪ You got your choicerollin' up in that Royce ♪
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♪ And, yeah,you like hot things ♪
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♪ High-roller, big king ♪
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♪ Ka-ching, ka-ching,ka-ching ♪
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♪ Ka-ching ♪
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♪ I could complete you ♪
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♪ Show you somethingbrand new ♪
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♪ I'm 50-50 ♪
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♪o other like me ♪
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♪ Gotta give me your love ♪
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♪ Gotta gimme some... gimmesome of that bling bling ♪
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♪ Better step it up,better make a pop drop ♪
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♪ A girl,another dream, dream ♪
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♪ Gimme what I want, ♪give
it... give it to me,gimme ♪
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♪ Gimme someof that bling bling ♪
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♪ Gimme, gimme,gimme, gimme ♪
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♪ Gimme, gimme someof that bling bling ♪
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♪ Show me ♪
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♪ Bling ♪
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♪ Gimme some ♪
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♪ Gotta get bling ♪♪ Gotta make it right ♪
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♪ Gimme some ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪♪ Bling, bling ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
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♪ Better step it up,better make it, pop pop ♪
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♪
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♪ Everybody, everybody ♪
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♪ Get out on the floor ♪
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♪ It can get a little crazy ♪
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♪ When the kickhits the floor ♪
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♪ Make a scene, make a scene ♪
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♪ Nobody can ignore ♪
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♪ Don't knock ittill you rock it ♪
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♪ We can't take it no more ♪
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♪ Bring the lights up ♪
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♪ Bust the doors down ♪
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♪ Dust yourself off ♪
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♪ Shake it up, shake it up ♪
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♪ DJ, set it off ♪
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♪ Take it up a notch ♪
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♪ All together now ♪
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♪ Shake it up, shake it up ♪
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♪ Sh-sh-sh-shake it up ♪
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♪ You gotta change it up ♪
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♪ And when you've had enough ♪
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♪ Sh-sh-sh-shake it up ♪
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♪ Bring the lights up ♪
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♪ Bust the doors down ♪
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♪ All together now ♪
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♪ Shake it up, shake it up ♪
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♪
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♪ Shake it up ♪
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Yo, Ty, you seeing anyone right now?
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I'm seeing everyone right now.
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It's okay.
You don't have to beg.
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I'll help you find someone.
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Oh, no, no,
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I don't need your help.
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I attract more women than a Labrador puppy.
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I have more chicks than a poultry ranch.
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I got so many girls around me,
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myickname is Shoe Sale.
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CeCe, Ty's already found his true love...
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In the mirror.
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Hey, Deuce.
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Hey, Deuce.
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Hey, Deuce.
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Hey, Deuce!
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Ow. Hands off my cans.
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You're messing with my chance
to win this radio contest.
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When they play "Can't Buy Me Love"
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and you're the 15th caller,
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you get a chance to win $10,000
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in the Windy City Cash Tornado.
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$10,000?
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Smack my face with a Kansas City Pickle.
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Yep.
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You climb inside this giant plastic ball
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and cash gets blown all around,
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and you've got 60 seconds
to grab as much as you can.
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Whoa, how cool would that be
if you actually won?
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Regular people like us never win stuff.
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Uh, I won a goldfish at the state fair.
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Where is it now?
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Um, somewhere between my toilet
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and the Atlantic Ocean.
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"Can't Buy Me Love."
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They're playing
"Can't Buy Me Love."
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I've got to be the 15th caller.
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Poor Deuce.
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He's so upset over Savannah,
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and now he's obsessing
over something stupid
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instead of dealing with his feelings.
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Yeah,
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I believe the psychological term for that is...
being a guy.
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Well, what Deuce needs is a good cry
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and to admit he's sad, lonely, and scared.
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He'll never get out
of this terrible depression.
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This is awesome!
I did it!
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I was caller 15. I'm going to be
in the Windy City Cash Tornado.
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There, there.
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There, there.
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I got it, Mom!
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Hello, over-educated,
socially awkward fussbudget.
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Greetings,
semi-illiterate playmate
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who surprised me with his use
of the term "fussbudget."
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I knew you were coming by,
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so I looked it up
in that word book you gave me.
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The dictionary?
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Sure, if you want to use technical terms.
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You look bummed out.
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My father won't allow me to travel to Yale
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to attend a seminar on the new advances
in cold fusion semi colliders.
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The fiend!
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Mock me now, but when I invent time travel,
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I'm going to come back and slap you.
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Anyway, my father will only let me attend
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if I earn my camping badge
from the Coyote Rangers.
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I'm a Coyote Ranger.
What level?
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Condor. What level are you?
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Clam.
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A clam?
Henry, you're hysterical.
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Oh, wait.
You were serious.
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So you see my conundrum.
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I don't know what a conundrum is,
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but I'm pretty sure
I don't want to see yours.
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Thank you.
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What is going on?
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My reputation
as a matchmaker's on the line,
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so I'm interviewing
different girls for Deuce.
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It's my new matchmaking service.
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CeCe's Single No More!
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CeCe, you're single.
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By choice.
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Mama only eats after
all her children get fed.
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Next!
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Hmm, you know who you'd be perfect for?
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My friend Deuce.
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He loves tall girls.
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You're the top of the list.
Next!
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Hmm, you know who you'd be perfect for?
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My friend Deuce.
He loves short girls.
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You're at the top of the list.
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Next!
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Hmm, you know who you'd be perfect for?
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My friend Deuce.
He loves...
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Girls who hate Deuce.
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You're at the top of the list.
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CeCe, if you're going to do this,
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at least find someone who's going
to be compatible with him.
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Compatible?
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That could take all day.
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I'm going for desperate.
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Ooh, look, this girl's perfect for Deuce.
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She loves house music,
comes from a big family,
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she's scared of ducks,
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and only uses electronics
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that fall off the back of a truck.
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What's up, chicas?
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Looking for tickets to the Bears
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or actual bears?
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It'll never work.
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So we'll just introduce you to Deuce,
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see if you two hit it off, no pressure.
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Mm, no, she's new
to the matchmaking business.
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Here's how it'll go down.
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Deuce will spot you,
realize you're perfect for him,
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you'll go to the prom together,
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get married, and stand by him
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no matter what dead-end job
he has.
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Are you kidding me?
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He's a con man.
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He'll always work.
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Hey, Deuce.
Hey, check it out.
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I'm practicing my cash-grabbing
technique for the Tornado.
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It's, um...
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Less windy in the ball.
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Really, the Tornado ball?
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So Deuce, do you know Dina?
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Hey, how you doing?
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How you doin'?
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Nice headphones.
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Yeah, I got them from a guy named...
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Benny.
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You know Benny?
Are you kidding me?
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My Uncle represented him.
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My Uncle prosecuted him.
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Small world.
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Aw, see, CeCe, this is an actual setup.
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I mean, they're clearly
perfect for each other.
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Here's your muffin, Muffin.
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What is she doing here?
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Good news.
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Deuce and I are back together.
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Awkward.
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Let me hear your Coyote howl.
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Ow-oooh.
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You call that a Coyote howl?
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This is a Coyote howl.
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Ow-ow-oohhhhhh!
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Try it again.
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Ow-oooh.
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Again.
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Ow-ooh...
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Ow! Ooh!
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There you go.
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Moving on to ghost stories,
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or what I like to call...
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Scaring the pee out of your campmates.
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Oh, I know a great ghost story.
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Really? Okay.
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Feel free to have to make me
change my pants.
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Many years ago,
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a young couple moved into an old house
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and said there were ghosts,
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but then scientists proved
that they were lying!
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Okay, Henry,
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word of advice...
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Keep one eye on the bus at all times
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because, trust me,
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they're going to try to leave without you.
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I don't like her.
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She's great.
279
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She's everything Deuce wants in a girl.
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Like what?
She's a girl.
281
00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:28,090
Who just dumped him.
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00:12:28,130 --> 00:12:30,560
Why is she back together
with him all of a sudden?
283
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,400
Rocky, what's the big deal?
284
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Couples break up and get
back together all the time.
285
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:38,470
Yeah, but nobody ever goes back to Deuce.
286
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It's like when you escape a bear trap.
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You don't just jam your foot back in.
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I think she's a gold digger.
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You think she picks her nose?
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No, CeCe, a gold digger
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is a person who only likes
someone for their money.
292
00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:56,020
But Deuce doesn't have any money.
293
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No, but he does have a turn
in the Cash Tornado.
294
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That nose picker.
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Gold digger.
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I bet she's both.
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CeCe, what are we going to do?
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We have to help Deuce.
299
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Well, look who's the busy business minder.
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00:13:15,810 --> 00:13:17,410
I don't know about you,
301
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but I try not to get involved
in other people's love life.
302
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I wonder how far I could
drop kick you right now.
303
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♪ Shake it up ♪
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Okay, if you want to grab
the most money possible,
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you have to be focused, calm, and relaxed.
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I'm ready, coach.
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Come on, kid!
Get it!
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Get it all in the Cash Tornado!
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Amateur!
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You got a lock on this!
Stuff the money!
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Stuff some money
in that shirt, little girl!
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You make me sick!
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What did you get?
About $17....
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00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,200
And some really hurt feelings.
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Feelings?
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00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:08,070
I'm trying to turn you into
a ruthless money grabber,
317
00:14:08,110 --> 00:14:10,510
and you're talking feelings?
318
00:14:10,540 --> 00:14:12,980
I cannot coach a crybaby.
319
00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:20,220
Deuce, Ty's right.
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00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,650
You need to focus,
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00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:23,720
get rid of all distractions.
322
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,520
Maybe you should break up with Savannah.
323
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,290
Why would I do that?
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00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:30,530
Because you've never broken up with anyone,
325
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:33,830
and now would be your one and only chance.
326
00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:37,330
And I can help you through it
with my new service...
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CeCe's Couples No More!
328
00:14:42,010 --> 00:14:44,410
But Savannah and I are happy together.
329
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:47,410
Trust me, Deuce, she's not
the right girl for you,
330
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:50,550
but I know someone
who'd be perfect for you,
331
00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:53,520
someone you already know,
332
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someone you have lots in common with.
333
00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:59,720
Oh, I get it now.
334
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,220
Oh, good.
335
00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:03,790
I was hoping I wouldn't have
to spell it out for you.
336
00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:06,300
I can't believe it.
337
00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:09,030
CeCe, you totally dig me.
338
00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:13,370
I what?
She what?
339
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,240
I what?
340
00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:19,040
Look, there's no easy way to say this.
341
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,980
I'm just not into you that way.
342
00:15:21,010 --> 00:15:22,850
I mean, we're friends,
343
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,580
but just friends.
344
00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:25,950
Oh, no, Deuce... Deuce...
345
00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:29,520
I'm sorry, but that's the way it has to be.
346
00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:31,850
I'll see you later, amiga,
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00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,260
and F-Y-I...
348
00:15:34,590 --> 00:15:36,230
That means friend.
349
00:15:42,770 --> 00:15:45,470
Wow, if you wanted him for yourself,
350
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,000
you should've just said so.
351
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WADX... that's the station
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that literally pays you to listen...
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Is live at the Atrium Mall
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for Windy City Cash Tornado!
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Listener Cathy Crane is in the Tornado
356
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:06,090
grabbing as much green as she can,
357
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,260
chasing that cabbage
358
00:16:07,290 --> 00:16:08,760
and bagging them Benjamins.
359
00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:10,490
Four! Three!
360
00:16:10,530 --> 00:16:12,700
Two! One!
361
00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:16,730
CeCe, will you focus?
362
00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:18,800
I'm telling you, my plan's going to work.
363
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,870
The way to get rid of a gold digger
364
00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:23,640
is to introduce her
to someone with more gold.
365
00:16:24,810 --> 00:16:27,810
What is it that is turning Deuce off?
366
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:30,150
I bet it's my red hair.
367
00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:32,010
Do you think it makes me look too smart?
368
00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:37,620
Um, I don't think anyone thinks that.
369
00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:40,320
Okay, Cathy Crane,
370
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,430
you just won $336.
371
00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:47,260
Next up to tame the Tornado
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00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,500
after the commercial break
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00:16:48,530 --> 00:16:49,800
is Deuce Martinez.
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00:16:49,830 --> 00:16:51,900
Yeah.
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00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:54,000
Go get 'em, Deuce.
376
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,810
Grab all the money you can.
377
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:59,240
Then we'll grab that new purse
I like, afterwards.
378
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,980
It's show time.
379
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:08,250
Psst.
380
00:17:14,190 --> 00:17:16,890
CeCe, look, it's Stevie Fishburne.
381
00:17:16,930 --> 00:17:20,160
You're right.
What is he doing here?
382
00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:25,870
Who is Stevie Fishburne?
What a geek.
383
00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:41,350
Who is Stevie Fishburne?
384
00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:44,390
Only the youngest Internet
billionaire in the world.
385
00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:46,590
Internet billionaire?
386
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,960
Ooh, he is suddenly really cute.
387
00:17:49,990 --> 00:17:51,160
Excuse me, ladies.
388
00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:53,860
But...
what about Deuce?
389
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:58,430
Let me know if he grabs a billion
dollars out of that ball.
390
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,440
Dude, this is Camping 101.
391
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:07,810
If you can't do this,
392
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,180
they're going to laugh you
off the camping trip.
393
00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:11,850
They're already going to laugh
me off the camping trip.
394
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,580
From the top.
395
00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:16,090
♪ Big blue blobs ♪
396
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,090
♪ Of briny, slimy blubber butts ♪
397
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,060
♪ Contaminated crummy junk ♪
398
00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:21,920
♪ Kinda of yucky mucky gunk ♪
399
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,630
♪ Barbecued earwax ♪
400
00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:25,430
♪ Sautéed in a booger sauce ♪
401
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:29,730
♪ All in a burrito ♪
402
00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:32,870
♪ Would you like some chips? ♪.
403
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,770
Nice touch.
404
00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,210
If you pull that one out on the bus,
405
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,680
you just might make it through this weekend
406
00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:41,810
with a minimum number of wedgies.
407
00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:44,710
What's a wedgie?
408
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:48,150
Oh, now, here's a lesson
I'm dying to teach.
409
00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:54,160
Sixty seconds on the clock.
Go.
410
00:18:57,730 --> 00:18:59,730
Hi, I'm Savannah.
411
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,560
I'm Stevie.
412
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,400
I'm not used to talking to girls.
413
00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:06,500
Yeah, right.
414
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:07,970
That's not true.
415
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,670
You must have billions.
416
00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:12,810
Of girls.
417
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,980
So what are you doing here today?
418
00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:18,980
Oh, well, my jet had to stop
to get refueled
419
00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:20,880
so I thought I'd buy some socks...
420
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,620
And a sneaker store.
421
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:33,260
Sorry, I had Taffy earlier.
422
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:36,730
Oh. Oh, look, your glasses
are smudged.
423
00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:38,230
Let me get that for you.
424
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,340
Oh, me.
425
00:19:42,370 --> 00:19:43,440
Oh, my.
426
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:52,750
Wow, she is so good.
427
00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:55,680
Yeah, no wonder why Deuce
likes her better than me.
428
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,720
I like her better than me.
429
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:03,030
Your cologne is hot.
430
00:20:03,060 --> 00:20:06,530
It's actually anti-static spray
for my computer screen.
431
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,430
I'll tell you what it isn't...
432
00:20:08,470 --> 00:20:11,030
Anti-Savannah spray.
433
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,940
Hey! What are you doing?
That's my girl!
434
00:20:15,970 --> 00:20:17,810
Whoa...
435
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:18,910
Deuce on the loose!
436
00:20:18,940 --> 00:20:20,240
Deuce on the loose!
437
00:20:24,580 --> 00:20:26,820
Deuce, stop!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
438
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,590
Ty, what's your problem?
She's my girlfriend!
439
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,190
Who's Ty?
440
00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:34,090
This is Stevie Fishburne,
441
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,190
Internet billionaire.
442
00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:39,460
Actually, that's my brother Ty.
443
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:44,770
Your brother Ty, the Internet billionaire?
444
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:48,770
Actually I'm
a twenty-five "dollarnaire."
445
00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,810
Twenty-two if they don't
validate parking.
446
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,310
You peoplere all crazy.
447
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:55,310
Savannah, wait!
448
00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:56,810
No-No, Deuce! Deuce!
449
00:20:56,850 --> 00:21:01,120
Deuce, she isn't worth it.
450
00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:03,620
I mean, she only got back together with you
451
00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:04,950
for e money.
452
00:21:04,990 --> 00:21:07,190
Yeah, she's a gold finger.
453
00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:13,360
Digger.
454
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:17,270
No, I don't dig her.
She's a user.
455
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,870
So she was only with me
456
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:24,010
because she thought
I was going to win money?
457
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,080
Man, that would be painful
458
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:28,210
even if the air wasn't running out in here.
459
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,150
You know what?
460
00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:33,350
She wasn't the right girl for you,
461
00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:35,120
but we'll find you a new one.
462
00:21:35,150 --> 00:21:36,450
Do me a favor?
463
00:21:36,490 --> 00:21:38,290
Stay out of my love life.
464
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,690
Sorry, can't do that.
465
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,790
Hey, Dina, catch.
466
00:21:45,330 --> 00:21:46,930
How you doin'?
467
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,230
How you doin'?
468
00:21:48,270 --> 00:21:51,170
You remind me of a hamster I once had.
469
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,430
What happened to it?
470
00:21:52,470 --> 00:21:55,340
He rolled out onto the yard, met a mouse,
471
00:21:55,370 --> 00:21:58,010
and they are currently raising
a beautiful family.
472
00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:01,680
Aw...
473
00:22:01,710 --> 00:22:03,980
Let's get you out of there
and go get some pizza.
474
00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:06,550
Uh, I've got to warn you,
475
00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:07,850
I don't have any money.
476
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:11,390
That's all right.
My dad owns this mall.
477
00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:13,420
Do you by any chance have a brother?
478
00:22:13,460 --> 00:22:16,290
Get out of here!
479
00:22:16,330 --> 00:22:17,930
Ha! Ha! Ha!
480
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,530
Yeah.
Wuh.
481
00:22:25,070 --> 00:22:28,070
Okay, Henry, you're almost
packed for your camping trip,
482
00:22:28,110 --> 00:22:29,710
but you need this extra canteen
483
00:22:29,740 --> 00:22:32,210
because the cool kids are going
to spit in your other one.
484
00:22:37,350 --> 00:22:39,050
Henry, hat did I tell you
485
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:42,920
about bringing
your "Organic Chemistry" book?
486
00:22:42,950 --> 00:22:45,920
You said to pack everything
I needed to survive.
487
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,430
All right, let's go.
488
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:02,370
I think my mattress got cracked.
489
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,110
Henry?
490
00:23:05,140 --> 00:23:06,510
Yes?
491
00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:08,680
Let's just go on the Internet
492
00:23:08,710 --> 00:23:10,550
and buy you a badge.
493
00:23:10,580 --> 00:23:12,050
Oh, perfect.
494
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,520
I have a laptop in my backpack.
495
00:23:14,550 --> 00:23:15,710
I give up.
496
00:23:16,610 --> 00:23:19,140
Flynn! Flynn!
497
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,480
♪ Sh-Sh-Sh-Shake it up ♪
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00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,940
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