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♪ It's our life ♪
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♪ We got a vital sign ♪
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♪ It's our life ♪
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♪ Not gonna let it die ♪
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♪ Now it's pulsing
It's beating ♪
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♪ It's moving
It's breathing ♪
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♪ Tonight ♪
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♪ It's our life ♪
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♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ It's our life ♪
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♪
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[cheers and applause]
Whoo! Ha ha ha!
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All right!
Well, that's our show.
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Special thanks to our own
Shake It Up Dance Crew!
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You guys tore it up!
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[cheers]
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I'm Gary Wilde.
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And to that special little lady
I met last night,
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I'd like my watch back.
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[buzzer sounds]
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Good show, everybody.
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I love coming to work.
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This place is
my own little world--
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peaceful, perfect.
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Hey, your mom's here.
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And now it's ruined forever.
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Hello, Officer. Gary Wilde.
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And may I say,
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you have the right
to remain foxy.
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Gary,
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my Taser is fully charged,
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and I am not afraid to use it.
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Right back at ya.
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Mom, why are you here?
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You're embarrassing me.
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You say "embarrassing,"
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I say "sweet, sweet revenge"
for all those diaper changes.
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[giggles]
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What are you laughing at?
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You weren't fully potty trained
till you were six.
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I thought I'd get sucked in.
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Listen, I got a letter
from your algebra teacher.
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You're failing.
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What?
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That's right.
We had an agreement--
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school first, the show second.
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But, Mom, I'm doing the work.
I am!
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CeCe,
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honey, you know you have to
work harder than the other kids.
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But, Mom, I do the homew--
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No. I hate to play bad cop here,
but get your grade up,
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or you're off the show.
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This is totally unfair.
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You know,
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I wouldn't mind at all
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if you'd like to play
a little bad cop with me.
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Get it?
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[chuckling]
Yes. Yes, I do.
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Say, Gary, what kind of car
do you drive?
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It's a red Porsche.
It's parked out front.
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Ooh!
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[Selena Gomez]
♪ Everybody, everybody ♪
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♪ Get out on the floor ♪
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♪ It can get a little crazy ♪
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♪ When the kick
hits the floor ♪
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♪ Make a scene, make a scene ♪
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♪ Nobody can ignore ♪
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♪ Don't knock it
till you rock it ♪
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♪ We can't take it no more ♪
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♪ Bring the lights up ♪
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♪ Bust the doors down ♪
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♪ Dust yourself off ♪
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♪ Shake it up, shake it up ♪
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♪ DJ, set it off ♪
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♪ Take it up a notch ♪
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♪ All together now ♪
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♪ Shake it up, shake it up ♪
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♪ Sh-sh-sh-shake it up ♪
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♪ You gotta change it up ♪
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♪ And when you've had enough ♪
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♪ Sh-sh-sh-shake it up ♪
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♪ Bring the lights up ♪
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♪ Bust the doors down ♪
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♪ All together now ♪
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♪ Shake it up, shake it up ♪
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Ooh! So how'd you do
on your algebra test?
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This is such a funny story.
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I sat next to a kid that fell
asleep while taking the test!
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Yeah?
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He did better than me.
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Ooh, D.
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So that's how those look.
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Shushie!
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This means the next test
I need at least a B,
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or I'm off the show.
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Wait. We'll just work harder.
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No. I'm just lousy at math
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like you're lousy at...
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I hate that you're not lousy
at anything.
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That's not true. [scoffs]
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I am really lousy at knitting.
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You knit?
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Eh, not anymore. I stink.
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Hey, Deuce,
CeCe needs a math tutor.
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Don't bother. I'm hopeless.
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Math tutor? All right,
let me consult my files.
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All right.
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Bail bonds,
paranormal investigations,
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crime scene cleanup,
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horse whisperer?
[scoffs]
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All right.
Uh, oh, here we go.
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Math tutor-- Henry Dylan.
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Oh, boring name.
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He's a genius.
Who cares?
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College guy.
Why, I do need a math tutor.
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[sighs]
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What is wrong, sister twin?
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You look like you have
the boo-hoos.
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Why shouldn't my "hoos" be boo?
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I see couples all around,
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kissing and hugging.
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I want a date.
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No problem, Tinka-bear,
I will take you on a date.
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No. I want real date
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with real boy.
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I mean,
it's not like we're going to
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grow up and get married.
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You do know we're not going to
grow up and get married, right?
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Ty, just the man I want to see.
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Gunther,
looking sparkly as always.
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Oh!
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Dude, sweet kicks!
How much you want for them?
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Not for sale.
All right. How about I win them off you?
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Arm wrestling.
What if I win? Do I get your jacket?
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Yeah, you can get
my pet unicorn, too,
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'cause you ain't winning.
[both laugh]
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Have a seat. I'll ref.
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You ready?
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One, two, three, go!
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Aw, man! You got served!
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Pay up, loser boy.
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I'll cut up jacket
to make into handbag for Tinka.
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No, hold up, hold up.
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Uh, I didn't know
we were starting.
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What part of "One, two, three,
go" did you not understand?
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Now, down to business.
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Ty, what do you think
of my sister?
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She's a whack-job
with good hair.
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Perfect. You'll not
get all grabby handy
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When you take her on a date.
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A date?
Dude, not for a million bucks.
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How about $50?
Done.
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[whistles]
Jacket.
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[sniffs]
Now my pits are kissable.
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You know this college guy
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is coming over here to help you
with math, not date you.
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That's how it will start.
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But, eventually,
he'll fall madly in love.
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Of course he'll have to
wait five years
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'cause it's totally
inappropriate now.
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I'm telling you now,
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I'm not wearing yellow
at your fantasy wedding.
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[knocking]
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[gasps]
Please be a little cute,
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please be a little cute.
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Please be a little cute.
[gasps]
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Well, he is little.
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Well, hell-- Oh, no.
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Hello. I'm Henry, your tutor.
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I'm sorry.
There's been a mistake.
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I was expecting a college guy.
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I am in college--
premed and prelaw.
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I still can't decide.
I'm such a procrastinator.
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And you are?
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Oh, I'm Rocky, CeCe's best--
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Great. Please leave.
We have a lot of work to do.
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I like him.
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But, you know,
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I hope you're willing
to wait five years
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because it would be
totally inappropriate
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to date him now.
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[laughing]
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♪ Shake it up ♪
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You want something to drink?
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I'll have a ginseng
ginkgo biloba infusion.
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Stimulates brain activity.
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[shudders] I'm sorry. I did not
understand a word you just said.
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Never mind.
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I'll have some H2O.
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You know what?
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I'm good.
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Now, the problem you're having
with math--
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[phone rings]
Oh, hang on a second there, Henry.
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Ooh! Ooh! Oh!
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Henry, Henry, hey!
Give me back my phone!
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[phone beeps]
Gladly.
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What did you do
to my phone?
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I locked it.
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The password is the answer
to an algebra problem.
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Solve it,
and you have your phone back.
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X? X-squared?
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Uh, X minus Y? Y minus X?
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Something
to the something-power?
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[gasps] 37.
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CeCe, I haven't given you
the problem yet.
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[stammers]
I knew that.
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I demand a rematch.
I wasn't ready before.
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Okay, one more time.
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But then you leave me alone
so I can eat my muffin.
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What will I get of yours
when I win? You're not gonna win!
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I guess my hoodie.
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Fine. My cat's going to
have kittens soon.
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She can do it on that.
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Ready, Deuce-y?
Ready.
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One, two, three, go.
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[squeaks]
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I will take your hoodie.
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You should take some vitamins.
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[sighs]
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Hi. I am in no mood
to be bothered with.
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I am presently birthing kittens.
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You, me, date, Saturday night.
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This is not the proper way
to ask me out.
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You must get down on one knee,
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and offer my father 25 goats.
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Huh?
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Tinka make a joke.
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It's 15 goats.
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Hmm.
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Look, do you want a date,
or do you want to make cheese?
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Don't be silly.
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I wouldn't make cheese
until the second date.
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Pick me up at 7:00.
[cat yowls]
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Got to go.
Push, Fluffy, push!
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And so X equals 32.
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Oh, good to know.
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Ah, algebra.
I remember my first time.
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Taking it?
No, teaching it.
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I don't get why
I even have to learn algebra.
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It's not like I'm going to
grow up and be a...
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alge-brainiac.
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[sighs]
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What do you want to be?
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A dancer.
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Good career move.
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[mouths word]
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CeCe, teach me to dance.
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Show me a few steps.
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Um, all right.
Just, uh, follow me.
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All right.
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One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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Hang on. What were you just
doing there?
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It sounded like...
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Counting?
And counting is nnn...
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Numbers?
And numbers are mmm...
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Math?
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Math! Math.
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I love it when I break through!
262
00:11:56,870 --> 00:11:58,104
Wow.
263
00:11:58,138 --> 00:12:02,141
You look...
Not ridiculous!
264
00:12:02,176 --> 00:12:04,410
Right back at ya.
265
00:12:07,147 --> 00:12:08,681
So where do you want to go?
266
00:12:08,715 --> 00:12:11,717
I've always wanted to see
the Pickle Museum
267
00:12:11,752 --> 00:12:13,619
in the moonlight.
268
00:12:13,654 --> 00:12:16,656
And we're back to ridiculous.
Let's go.
269
00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:23,062
[video game bleeps
and explosions]
270
00:12:23,096 --> 00:12:25,097
Yes, yes, yes!
271
00:12:25,132 --> 00:12:28,100
[crashing sound]
No!
272
00:12:28,135 --> 00:12:29,435
[knocking at door]
273
00:12:29,469 --> 00:12:31,470
I'll get it, Mom!
274
00:12:35,175 --> 00:12:37,043
Greetings, young fellow.
275
00:12:37,077 --> 00:12:39,078
'Sup, little weirdo?
276
00:12:40,747 --> 00:12:44,217
CeCe's running late.
She'll be here soon.
277
00:12:44,251 --> 00:12:46,052
[tires screeching]
Oh, man, I'm dying here!
278
00:12:46,086 --> 00:12:49,655
You play any games?
I teach bunnies to play checkers.
279
00:12:51,825 --> 00:12:54,393
Yeah? Well, I just killed
a zombie, stole a bus,
280
00:12:54,428 --> 00:12:56,262
and spray painted
the word "booger"
281
00:12:56,296 --> 00:12:58,264
onhe side of a cop car.
282
00:12:58,298 --> 00:13:00,766
Wanna play around?
283
00:13:00,801 --> 00:13:03,769
Oh, no. That's not my thing.
284
00:13:03,804 --> 00:13:06,706
I must say,
those graphics are amazing.
285
00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:09,775
You know, that type of
definition is made possible by
286
00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:12,712
our understanding of polygons
and...
287
00:13:12,746 --> 00:13:16,616
Whoa! Kick him in the throat,
kick him in the throat!
288
00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,150
Take that! Ha! Die!
289
00:13:18,185 --> 00:13:19,619
Die, zombie, die!
290
00:13:19,653 --> 00:13:21,420
Die!
Die!
291
00:13:21,455 --> 00:13:24,390
♪ [saxophone]
292
00:13:27,127 --> 00:13:28,427
Ooh, I love this.
293
00:13:28,462 --> 00:13:29,929
You like this music?
294
00:13:29,963 --> 00:13:34,000
Yes. My granny-mama used to play
it all the time on the farm.
295
00:13:34,034 --> 00:13:35,368
That's sweet.
296
00:13:35,402 --> 00:13:37,403
It would relax the chickens
297
00:13:37,437 --> 00:13:40,406
before we cut off their heads.
298
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,875
That's... less sweet.
299
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,844
Tinka made another joke.
300
00:13:44,878 --> 00:13:47,947
The chickens never relax.
They know they're going.
301
00:13:47,981 --> 00:13:49,982
Okay.
302
00:13:55,622 --> 00:13:57,290
I didn't know you danced.
303
00:13:57,324 --> 00:13:59,392
There's a lot
you don't know about me.
304
00:13:59,426 --> 00:14:02,128
Dance with me.
305
00:14:02,162 --> 00:14:04,063
No. I-- I can't.
306
00:14:04,097 --> 00:14:05,998
I only dance with Gunther.
307
00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:08,200
And when Gunther had measles,
308
00:14:08,235 --> 00:14:10,670
a small pig.
309
00:14:10,704 --> 00:14:12,705
Come on.
310
00:14:38,665 --> 00:14:40,833
[Gunther yodels]
Hello-o-o!
311
00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:44,270
It is me, Gunther Hessenheffer!
312
00:14:44,304 --> 00:14:46,305
Gary?
313
00:14:48,141 --> 00:14:49,775
I got your text.
314
00:14:49,810 --> 00:14:52,745
Am I early for
special rehearsal?
315
00:14:55,282 --> 00:14:58,150
Well, well, well.
316
00:14:58,185 --> 00:15:00,820
Looks like the spider
has entered the web.
317
00:15:00,854 --> 00:15:02,455
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
318
00:15:02,489 --> 00:15:06,025
Isn't the spider
already in the web?
319
00:15:06,059 --> 00:15:08,361
Don't you mean the fly?
320
00:15:08,395 --> 00:15:10,830
Yeah, yeah. I-- I-- I--
I meant "fly."
321
00:15:10,864 --> 00:15:12,765
I-- I meant to say "fly."
322
00:15:12,799 --> 00:15:15,301
Do me a favor. Go out.
We'll start again.
323
00:15:15,335 --> 00:15:17,470
Deuce-y, Deuce-y,
Deuce-y, Deuce-y,
324
00:15:17,504 --> 00:15:20,072
I've already won your jacket
and your hoodie.
325
00:15:20,107 --> 00:15:21,574
Now, I will
beat your pants off
326
00:15:21,608 --> 00:15:24,176
and make them into houses
for the little kittens.
327
00:15:24,211 --> 00:15:27,947
No, I'm gonna
beat your pants off and...
328
00:15:27,981 --> 00:15:31,517
And give them back to you
because they're terrible pants!
329
00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:33,953
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
330
00:15:33,987 --> 00:15:36,155
Ho! Let us rock!
331
00:15:37,758 --> 00:15:40,760
One, two, three, go!
332
00:15:46,199 --> 00:15:47,633
Thank you, Ty.
333
00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:49,268
I had fun tonight.
334
00:15:49,302 --> 00:15:52,805
So did I. I did, really.
335
00:15:52,839 --> 00:15:56,308
Thank you for taking money
from Gunther to go out with me.
336
00:15:56,343 --> 00:15:58,644
Oh, you know about that?
337
00:15:58,678 --> 00:16:00,679
Look, I'm sorry.
I'll give it back.
338
00:16:00,714 --> 00:16:02,114
Give it to Gunther.
339
00:16:02,149 --> 00:16:04,617
You were perfect first date.
340
00:16:07,687 --> 00:16:10,723
Um...
So you want to go out again?
341
00:16:10,757 --> 00:16:12,725
I don't know.
342
00:16:12,759 --> 00:16:14,727
We're so different.
343
00:16:14,761 --> 00:16:16,395
I am sequins,
344
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:18,063
you are denim.
345
00:16:18,098 --> 00:16:20,065
I am gold shoes,
346
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:23,068
you are high-tops.
347
00:16:23,103 --> 00:16:25,271
Well, maybe you can
think about it.
348
00:16:25,305 --> 00:16:27,306
I will.
349
00:16:33,113 --> 00:16:35,214
I'll think about it, too.
350
00:16:35,248 --> 00:16:37,249
A lot.
351
00:16:42,889 --> 00:16:47,026
Hey, I'm sorry I'm late--
[in unison] Die, die, die!
352
00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:48,394
What is going on here?
353
00:16:48,428 --> 00:16:49,895
Be with you in a second, Red.
354
00:16:49,930 --> 00:16:52,264
Got to get some zombie guts
out of my monster truck.
355
00:16:56,403 --> 00:16:59,371
Flynn, you broke my tutor.
356
00:16:59,406 --> 00:17:02,775
Rocky, he broke my tutor.
357
00:17:02,809 --> 00:17:04,910
He's not broken.
358
00:17:04,945 --> 00:17:07,913
Yo, Rock, see if you can
fry us up a little bacon.
359
00:17:07,948 --> 00:17:10,916
Oh, he's broken.
360
00:17:10,951 --> 00:17:12,918
Yeah, broken every record
361
00:17:12,953 --> 00:17:14,487
in "Brain Eaters III,"
362
00:17:14,521 --> 00:17:16,288
[in unison]
Boo-pssh!
363
00:17:16,323 --> 00:17:18,224
Wait, I need him.
364
00:17:18,258 --> 00:17:20,893
I've been doing so good my
teacher thought I was cheating.
365
00:17:20,927 --> 00:17:23,929
I have that test on Monday,
and I can't pass it without him.
366
00:17:23,964 --> 00:17:25,698
We shared hair gel.
367
00:17:25,732 --> 00:17:27,967
He's mine now.
368
00:17:29,336 --> 00:17:32,104
Great, just great. I'm going to
fail and be off the show.
369
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,940
Wait, wait.
I can help you.
370
00:17:34,975 --> 00:17:36,976
Yeah. Good luck with that.
371
00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:40,312
[scoffs] I may not be
a freaky boy-genius,
372
00:17:40,347 --> 00:17:42,781
but I am in honors math.
I can teach her.
373
00:17:42,816 --> 00:17:46,285
I doubt you know
how to teach dyslexics.
374
00:17:46,319 --> 00:17:47,553
Who-- Who's dyslexic?
375
00:17:47,587 --> 00:17:49,555
CeCe.
376
00:17:49,589 --> 00:17:51,390
How did you know that?
377
00:17:51,424 --> 00:17:53,726
Because my brother is dyslexic,
and I tutor him.
378
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,761
That's how I know
how to teach you.
379
00:17:58,331 --> 00:17:59,832
CeCe?
380
00:18:01,501 --> 00:18:04,136
Stop staring at me.
381
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,173
CeCe, wait!
382
00:18:11,645 --> 00:18:13,946
Dude, I live with two women.
383
00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:16,916
You did not handle that right.
384
00:18:19,753 --> 00:18:22,755
[in unison]
Die, die, die!
385
00:18:29,529 --> 00:18:31,096
What is going on?
386
00:18:31,131 --> 00:18:34,366
How come you never told me
you had dyslexia?
387
00:18:34,401 --> 00:18:37,503
I was too embarrassed.
388
00:18:37,537 --> 00:18:39,505
I'm your best friend.
389
00:18:39,539 --> 00:18:41,941
I know every embarrassing thing
about you.
390
00:18:41,975 --> 00:18:45,411
And there's a lot.
391
00:18:45,445 --> 00:18:48,414
I know you sometimes
sleep with your baby blanket.
392
00:18:48,448 --> 00:18:49,915
I-- I know you
still can't get on
393
00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:52,918
some of the big-kid rides
at the park.
394
00:18:52,953 --> 00:18:56,488
CeCe, this isn't something you
need to be embarrassed about.
395
00:18:56,523 --> 00:18:58,524
How do you know?
396
00:19:00,527 --> 00:19:01,994
[voice breaking]
I see letters,
397
00:19:02,028 --> 00:19:05,464
and sometimes it just
looks like alphabet soup.
398
00:19:05,498 --> 00:19:08,000
I wake up every day terrified
399
00:19:08,034 --> 00:19:10,703
that I might have to read
something out loud. [sniffles]
400
00:19:12,872 --> 00:19:14,506
I never knew that.
401
00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:17,509
Because I didn't want you
to know.
402
00:19:17,544 --> 00:19:21,013
I didn't want anyone to know.
403
00:19:21,047 --> 00:19:22,748
Why does it even matter?
404
00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:25,751
Because people can be mean.
405
00:19:25,785 --> 00:19:27,786
Especially if they find out
406
00:19:27,821 --> 00:19:29,588
that you have
some kind of weird disorder.
407
00:19:29,623 --> 00:19:31,890
It's not a weird disorder.
408
00:19:31,925 --> 00:19:33,359
Millions of people have it.
409
00:19:33,393 --> 00:19:36,895
[sniffles] Yeah, but Rocky,
sometimes it affects my dancing.
410
00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:39,732
Left and right--they just get
jumbled up in my head,
411
00:19:39,766 --> 00:19:43,369
and I can't
do anything about it.
412
00:19:43,403 --> 00:19:46,038
And then I think...
[sighs]
413
00:19:46,072 --> 00:19:49,041
Who am I kidding?
414
00:19:49,075 --> 00:19:52,578
I'm never going to be as good
as any of the other dancers.
415
00:19:52,612 --> 00:19:55,581
[sobbing]
416
00:19:55,615 --> 00:19:57,583
CeCe?
417
00:19:57,617 --> 00:19:59,818
Stop. Stop.
418
00:19:59,853 --> 00:20:02,821
You know what
that dyslexia says about you?
419
00:20:02,856 --> 00:20:06,825
That you're twice as tough
as I thought you were.
420
00:20:06,860 --> 00:20:09,328
Yeah?
Yeah.
421
00:20:09,362 --> 00:20:11,664
You know what? Everyone has
some kind of baggage
422
00:20:11,698 --> 00:20:14,667
that they have to carry around
their whole life.
423
00:20:14,701 --> 00:20:16,402
And yours is dyslexia.
424
00:20:16,436 --> 00:20:18,570
What's yours?
425
00:20:18,605 --> 00:20:21,740
My enormous feet.
426
00:20:21,775 --> 00:20:23,876
Yeah, but that's not so bad.
427
00:20:23,910 --> 00:20:26,912
I'm wearing my brother's shoes.
428
00:20:28,515 --> 00:20:32,217
But you always get picked first
in kickball.
429
00:20:32,252 --> 00:20:34,620
[mouths words]
430
00:20:34,654 --> 00:20:36,455
Look,
431
00:20:36,489 --> 00:20:39,458
there is nothing in this world
that you can't tell me.
432
00:20:39,492 --> 00:20:41,060
You can trust me
with any secret.
433
00:20:41,094 --> 00:20:43,729
[sniffles]
I know.
434
00:20:43,763 --> 00:20:45,998
You can trust me, too.
435
00:20:46,032 --> 00:20:47,666
Good.
436
00:20:47,701 --> 00:20:50,002
'Cause here's the secret--
437
00:20:50,036 --> 00:20:52,004
Ty and Tinka are out on a date.
438
00:20:52,038 --> 00:20:54,573
Get out of Denver!
[laughs] I know!
439
00:20:54,607 --> 00:20:57,609
This won't be a secret for long.
440
00:20:59,412 --> 00:21:00,879
Deuce, where's your clothes?
441
00:21:00,914 --> 00:21:02,214
Mind your own business.
442
00:21:02,248 --> 00:21:03,549
You're just lucky
we thumb-wrestled,
443
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:05,951
and I won back my underwear.
444
00:21:10,705 --> 00:21:13,673
Okay, next lesson
on being a real boy--
445
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:16,176
Scary Movies 101.
446
00:21:16,210 --> 00:21:18,178
Camping in the woods
447
00:21:18,212 --> 00:21:20,614
on Friday the 13th.
448
00:21:20,648 --> 00:21:23,216
You hear a sound,
what do you do?
449
00:21:23,251 --> 00:21:25,886
Run?
No.
450
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,387
Trick question.
451
00:21:27,422 --> 00:21:30,824
You never go camping
on Friday the 13th.
452
00:21:30,858 --> 00:21:33,460
Next lesson
on being a real boy--
453
00:21:33,494 --> 00:21:34,961
you don't take notes.
454
00:21:34,996 --> 00:21:38,498
"You.. don't... take... notes."
455
00:21:38,533 --> 00:21:41,034
Give me that.
456
00:21:41,069 --> 00:21:42,636
[whimpers]
457
00:21:45,745 --> 00:21:49,217
- So...?
- I Didn't get B on the test.
458
00:21:49,218 --> 00:21:51,705
- No!
- I Get.
459
00:21:51,706 --> 00:21:53,029
- B Plus.
- What?!
460
00:21:53,030 --> 00:21:54,960
Wow! She get B plus!
461
00:21:54,961 --> 00:22:00,516
Wow! She get B plus,
She get B plus.
462
00:22:00,517 --> 00:22:03,835
- She get a B-B-B Ow-Ow, she...
- Mom?
463
00:22:04,202 --> 00:22:07,331
- Please, stop, You are embarrassing me.
- Oh, Come on!
464
00:22:07,332 --> 00:22:11,477
- I am a good dancer, Right, Rocky?
- Oh, you were Dancing, Oh...
465
00:22:11,716 --> 00:22:16,519
- I thought you just tasered yourself.
- I am so proud of you!
466
00:22:17,677 --> 00:22:20,429
You get a B-plus!
You get a... OK, i'm done.
467
00:22:24,323 --> 00:22:27,434
- Ha! I get a B-plus!
- You get a B-plus.
468
00:22:27,435 --> 00:22:31,113
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