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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,870 --> 00:00:03,710 Some days you wake up and your head is empty. 2 00:00:04,470 --> 00:00:06,990 And it's the most perfect feeling in the world. 3 00:00:08,030 --> 00:00:11,390 Then other days it's like you've been thinking all night. 4 00:00:13,150 --> 00:00:15,110 Today. 5 00:00:15,470 --> 00:00:17,430 I'm gonna tell Alex today. 6 00:00:56,310 --> 00:00:58,350 (ALARM CLOCK) 7 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:02,190 Balls... Bollocks. 8 00:01:09,190 --> 00:01:11,270 Bollocks, shit, fuck. 9 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:14,270 Alex, do you wake up swearing every morning? 10 00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:18,350 Swearing? I didn't realise I was...swearing. 11 00:01:19,390 --> 00:01:21,350 Fucking shit! 12 00:01:21,590 --> 00:01:23,550 Alex, what are you... 13 00:01:23,870 --> 00:01:25,830 What are you doing later? 14 00:01:27,350 --> 00:01:30,830 Do you want to come over? Like at your place? 15 00:01:31,270 --> 00:01:33,310 Yeah. 16 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:36,390 I can make lunch or...dinner. 17 00:01:36,390 --> 00:01:38,470 Something. 18 00:01:38,470 --> 00:01:41,510 You mean dinner like cutlery dinner or dinner crisps? 19 00:01:47,030 --> 00:01:49,110 I would love to. 20 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:51,950 I'm working this afternoon, I'm working tonight. 21 00:01:51,950 --> 00:01:54,150 So is the invitation open for tomorrow? 22 00:01:54,150 --> 00:01:56,190 Tomorrow? 23 00:01:56,190 --> 00:01:58,510 Can you not wait that long? I can. 24 00:01:58,510 --> 00:02:00,470 I can wait that long. 25 00:02:01,670 --> 00:02:04,710 What are you doing this weekend because my consultant 26 00:02:04,710 --> 00:02:08,630 has invited me to a party in his garden. Pimms and croquet and... 27 00:02:09,190 --> 00:02:13,270 People called Rupert. It's gonna be like the flaming fires of hell 28 00:02:13,270 --> 00:02:15,310 but with a free bar. 29 00:02:15,310 --> 00:02:17,270 Do you want to come? 30 00:02:17,670 --> 00:02:20,470 Yeah.... Maybe. 31 00:02:21,030 --> 00:02:23,070 Anyway, why don't we just wait and see? 32 00:02:24,150 --> 00:02:26,110 OK. 33 00:02:29,030 --> 00:02:31,550 You're a funny little thing, aren't you? Yeah. 34 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:35,990 So Alex invited me to this... 35 00:02:37,230 --> 00:02:39,750 Work thing. Some barbecue at his boss's house. 36 00:02:41,190 --> 00:02:43,350 Weird thing is I actually wanted to go. 37 00:02:43,350 --> 00:02:45,510 Well, if it was as much fun as lunch was 38 00:02:45,510 --> 00:02:47,470 you shouldn't miss it. 39 00:02:48,670 --> 00:02:50,630 Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 40 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,870 Ben, what's with the golf? 41 00:02:55,310 --> 00:02:57,270 It's golf. 42 00:02:57,910 --> 00:02:59,990 Goff! 43 00:02:59,990 --> 00:03:02,910 Will you stop saying goff? Only if you stop playing it. 44 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:07,790 So it's going well with you two, you and Alex? 45 00:03:07,790 --> 00:03:09,750 Yeah. I'm gonna tell him. 46 00:03:14,910 --> 00:03:18,150 Are you gonna say something? You make me feel a bit nervous. 47 00:03:18,150 --> 00:03:20,110 OK. 48 00:03:22,230 --> 00:03:24,190 Why now? 49 00:03:25,190 --> 00:03:27,590 I just feel like the lying separates us. 50 00:03:27,590 --> 00:03:31,870 It's like I'm looking at the world through the wrong end of the telescope. 51 00:03:31,870 --> 00:03:33,870 Everyone just seems really far away. 52 00:03:35,230 --> 00:03:37,270 Are you gonna give up? 53 00:03:37,270 --> 00:03:39,230 I don't know. 54 00:03:39,670 --> 00:03:43,070 I don't really know anything except that I've got to tell him. 55 00:03:43,070 --> 00:03:45,150 (MOBILE PHONE RINGS) 56 00:03:45,150 --> 00:03:47,110 Good luck. Yeah, well... 57 00:03:47,230 --> 00:03:49,270 I'm not seeing him till tomorrow. 58 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:52,630 I've got another client now. The first one in 10 days. 59 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:54,790 In whore terms I'm practically a virgin. 60 00:03:58,270 --> 00:04:00,230 I couldn't let him down. 61 00:04:00,670 --> 00:04:02,670 You're all heart. 62 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:05,110 See you later. 63 00:04:10,790 --> 00:04:13,830 Is it better to find out your girlfriend's a prostitute 64 00:04:13,830 --> 00:04:15,830 on a full or empty stomach? 65 00:04:17,310 --> 00:04:19,270 I've never wanted to cook for a man. 66 00:04:19,670 --> 00:04:21,670 Not ever. Not until now. 67 00:04:22,670 --> 00:04:24,630 My timing seems all off. 68 00:04:25,190 --> 00:04:27,150 (MOBILE PHONE RINGS) 69 00:04:37,030 --> 00:04:38,990 (DOOR BUZZER) 70 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:42,630 Don't judge me, Delia. 71 00:04:46,150 --> 00:04:48,350 Hi. 72 00:04:48,350 --> 00:04:50,430 You must be Blake. 73 00:04:50,430 --> 00:04:52,390 And you are...? My dad. 74 00:04:52,390 --> 00:04:54,390 Oh. Come in. 75 00:05:00,870 --> 00:05:03,110 So shall we get the formalities over with? 76 00:05:04,670 --> 00:05:07,030 Dad, can you get the envelope out of the bag? 77 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:13,830 Thanks. Just wait here one minute, I won't be a second. 78 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:15,830 Make yourselves at home. 79 00:05:22,110 --> 00:05:24,190 Dad... 80 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:26,150 Sorry, mate. 81 00:05:32,110 --> 00:05:34,070 Okey-dokey. 82 00:05:36,070 --> 00:05:37,990 Up. 83 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:40,910 That OK? Yeah. 84 00:05:42,150 --> 00:05:44,230 Didn't you want me to help you get...? 85 00:05:44,230 --> 00:05:46,350 Or is...? No, it's fine. 86 00:05:47,030 --> 00:05:49,230 But could you undo your dungarees a bit? 87 00:05:49,230 --> 00:05:51,910 It looks like we're wearing the same T-shirt. Oh. 88 00:05:53,790 --> 00:05:55,710 Better? Yeah. 89 00:05:59,390 --> 00:06:03,150 So have you two talked about what Blake can do 90 00:06:03,150 --> 00:06:05,350 and...? Yeah, e-mail. 91 00:06:05,350 --> 00:06:07,310 OK. Bye. 92 00:06:08,630 --> 00:06:11,350 I'll be downstairs in the van if... 93 00:06:11,350 --> 00:06:13,310 You need me. 94 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:27,470 Bye. 95 00:06:34,510 --> 00:06:38,670 Oh, I'll just leave it just in case he wanted... 96 00:06:43,550 --> 00:06:45,510 Seems nice. 97 00:06:45,830 --> 00:06:48,790 I don't mean like that. I just mean I think it's nice 98 00:06:48,790 --> 00:06:52,030 when...men kiss. 99 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:56,750 Would you like a drink? 100 00:06:58,350 --> 00:07:00,310 Yeah, he's a good guy. 101 00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:04,150 We go to a lot of gigs together. That's why it may have looked like 102 00:07:04,150 --> 00:07:06,710 we were wearing the same T-shirt. But we're not. 103 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,230 Shall I...? Please. 104 00:07:27,310 --> 00:07:29,270 You have lovely eyes. 105 00:07:40,070 --> 00:07:42,150 (SWITCHES RADIO ON) 106 00:07:42,150 --> 00:07:44,190 HANDEL: Arrival of the Queen of Sheba 107 00:07:44,990 --> 00:07:46,950 (SWITCHES RADIO OFF) 108 00:07:53,590 --> 00:07:55,470 (TOOTS HORN BY ACCIDENT) 109 00:08:03,710 --> 00:08:05,670 Blake, can you feel that? 110 00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:08,070 Yeah. 111 00:08:13,270 --> 00:08:15,390 Is it so uncomfortable what I'm doing? 112 00:08:15,390 --> 00:08:17,470 No... No. 113 00:08:17,470 --> 00:08:20,750 It's just...I'm not that used to being touched. 114 00:08:21,910 --> 00:08:25,390 I mean I'm touched all the time by my dad and PAs. 115 00:08:26,110 --> 00:08:28,070 Just not like that. 116 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,510 Shall I take your shirt off? 117 00:08:37,270 --> 00:08:39,230 That's it. 118 00:09:12,030 --> 00:09:14,070 Don't. 119 00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:16,030 If you do that, it feels like porn. 120 00:09:16,510 --> 00:09:18,470 Like in not a real girl. 121 00:09:30,350 --> 00:09:32,270 Last time I had a girlfriend I was 17. 122 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:35,830 Before my body stopped co-operating. 123 00:09:38,070 --> 00:09:40,110 I know what to do. 124 00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:42,470 You know, to you and that. 125 00:09:42,470 --> 00:09:45,190 But I don't know what feels good any more. 126 00:09:45,190 --> 00:09:47,190 I can't really... Touch yourself? 127 00:09:47,190 --> 00:09:49,150 No. 128 00:09:49,710 --> 00:09:51,750 What about music? What about it? 129 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:54,110 What kind of music makes you think about sex? 130 00:09:55,310 --> 00:09:57,310 Come on. Everyone has one of those. 131 00:09:58,470 --> 00:10:00,870 OK. There's this song. 132 00:10:01,830 --> 00:10:04,110 On my MP3 Player in my bag? OK. 133 00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:11,190 It's the first track on the second playlist. 134 00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:14,950 It's folk. Well, folky. 135 00:10:20,470 --> 00:10:22,430 (SWITCHES MP3 PLAYER ON) 136 00:10:55,110 --> 00:10:57,150 RYAN ADAMS : Come Pick Me Up 137 00:10:57,150 --> 00:11:00,550 When they call your name 138 00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:04,590 Will you walk right up 139 00:11:05,270 --> 00:11:08,270 With a smile on your face 140 00:11:12,870 --> 00:11:16,110 Will you cower in fear 141 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:20,070 In your favourite sweater 142 00:11:20,950 --> 00:11:23,390 With an old love letter... Say I'm your girl. 143 00:11:24,590 --> 00:11:26,670 You're not, though. 144 00:11:26,670 --> 00:11:29,510 You're just some money my dad's paid to sleep with me. 145 00:11:37,470 --> 00:11:39,430 Sorry. 146 00:11:40,390 --> 00:11:42,310 I'm sorry. - That's OK. 147 00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:47,190 I was afraid this was gonna happen. 148 00:11:48,790 --> 00:11:50,750 Opened the floodgates. 149 00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:53,750 Made me want something I can't have. 150 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,550 Who says you can't have it? 151 00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:02,430 Sorry. It's OK. It's fine. 152 00:12:05,230 --> 00:12:07,190 I can have it. 153 00:12:08,230 --> 00:12:10,190 It's just hard. 154 00:12:11,110 --> 00:12:13,070 Harder. 155 00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:18,430 Falling in love. Having a relationship. 156 00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:22,590 Feels like something that happens to other people. 157 00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:38,230 When you're walking downtown 158 00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:41,990 Do you wish I was there 159 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,710 Do you wish it was me 160 00:12:46,590 --> 00:12:48,550 It's fine. 161 00:12:49,390 --> 00:12:53,030 Sometimes sex with strangers can make you feel lonelier than ever. 162 00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:56,510 Now you feel like a real girl. 163 00:12:57,390 --> 00:12:59,350 I am a real girl. 164 00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:02,630 My name's Hannah. 165 00:13:03,030 --> 00:13:04,990 Hi, Hannah. 166 00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:10,630 Am I gonna hurt you? 167 00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:13,590 No. 168 00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:18,950 COUNTING CROWS : Colourblind 169 00:13:18,950 --> 00:13:23,990 I am covered in skin 170 00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:32,150 No-one gets to come in 171 00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:41,350 Pull me out from inside 172 00:13:53,830 --> 00:13:55,830 Hannah? Get out. 173 00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:57,790 Get out. Get out! 174 00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:03,350 Sorry, I'm so sorry. My phone's in my pocket. 175 00:14:06,670 --> 00:14:09,750 Tomorrow, you said tomorrow! What the fuck is going on? 176 00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:11,990 What the...? You should have just said. 177 00:14:11,990 --> 00:14:15,230 If it was the end of the appointment and someone was waiting. 178 00:14:18,510 --> 00:14:20,470 What did he just say? 179 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,070 Can you...can you come up please? 180 00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:40,390 Hannah's a prostitute. A working girl, a hooker and a whore. 181 00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:42,870 Did you fucking know that? Of course you did. 182 00:14:42,870 --> 00:14:45,790 Were you laughing at me the whole time, the two of you? 183 00:14:45,790 --> 00:14:47,750 No, I wasn't. 184 00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:51,110 She... Whatever you think she is, 185 00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:53,430 that's not her. 186 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,270 There's Hannah. 187 00:14:56,870 --> 00:14:58,830 And there's Belle. 188 00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:02,150 Belle? 189 00:15:03,430 --> 00:15:05,510 She thought I was a punter. 190 00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:08,670 Alex, don't. First time I met her she called herself Belle. 191 00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:11,790 Don't do this. She thought I was a paying customer. 192 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:17,350 Fucking hell. Alex, don't. 193 00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:20,990 Don't what? Don't do this. 194 00:15:20,990 --> 00:15:23,070 I'm falling in love with that girl. 195 00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:25,910 I'm going out with her, I'm falling in love with her. 196 00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:27,870 And I walk in. 197 00:15:27,990 --> 00:15:29,950 And she's fucking some guy. 198 00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:32,550 Some poor fucking guy in a wheelchair. 199 00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:34,910 Some dirty fucking bastard in a wheelchair. 200 00:15:36,070 --> 00:15:38,750 What? Yeah. No, wait for the punchline. 201 00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:40,830 It's hilarious. 202 00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:42,790 The guy thinks I'm her next customer. 203 00:15:43,470 --> 00:15:45,470 He's had his shot and now it's my go. 204 00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:47,430 Yeah, go on, son. 205 00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:49,590 Laugh. 206 00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:52,630 Go on, laugh, cos that's exactly what I'd do 207 00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:54,750 if this happened to some other mug. 208 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:57,150 Oh, I would laugh. Before I asked him 209 00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:59,110 how could he be so fucking stupid?! 210 00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:03,790 Alex... Listen to me. 211 00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,790 It's just a job. 212 00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:10,550 OK? 213 00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:12,710 It's what she does. It's not who she is. 214 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:16,030 What the fuck are you talking about? That's my girlfriend! 215 00:16:16,030 --> 00:16:20,150 What if it was your girlfriend fucking other men for money then fucking you?! 216 00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:28,830 I'm sorry to be some boring Catholic boy about all of this 217 00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:30,790 but it's fucking disgusting. 218 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,990 I find it... 219 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:37,990 Fucking disgraceful. 220 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,870 What's wrong with you people? What's wrong with you, Ben? 221 00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:47,870 Do you think this is normal? It's not. 222 00:16:50,990 --> 00:16:52,990 (MOBILE PHONE RINGS) 223 00:17:01,110 --> 00:17:03,630 RECORDING: 'Hey, it's Alex. At the moment...' 224 00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:09,790 (DOOR BUZZER) 225 00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:18,270 Hello. 226 00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:20,430 He left his MP3 Player. 227 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,430 OK. Come up. 228 00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:39,950 Sorry. 229 00:17:44,110 --> 00:17:46,070 No... 230 00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:57,070 I swapped shifts with someone to see her. 231 00:17:57,790 --> 00:17:59,790 Yeah. 232 00:18:01,270 --> 00:18:03,470 Do you think it's drugs, why she does it? 233 00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:05,830 She doesn't do drugs. You'd think I'd know 234 00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:09,230 if I was sleeping with a junkie. Probably crawling with STIs. 235 00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:11,230 No, Alex. 236 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,750 She's not like that. 237 00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:20,030 And how would you know? 238 00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:27,790 You. You're in love with her. 239 00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:35,070 I've got a girlfriend, Alex. Yeah. 240 00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:37,510 Yeah. So you do. 241 00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:40,150 What's her name? Vanessa. 242 00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:42,110 Vanessa. 243 00:18:43,870 --> 00:18:45,870 Poor Vanessa. 244 00:18:48,510 --> 00:18:50,510 Cos I bet she knows it. 245 00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:18,390 ADELE 19 : Hometown Glory 246 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:21,750 I've been working in the same way 247 00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:25,790 As I did 248 00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:29,990 Missing out the cracks in the pavement 249 00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:34,350 And tutting my heel, strutting my feet 250 00:19:34,350 --> 00:19:38,270 Is there anything I can do for you dear 251 00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:42,070 Is there anyone I could call 252 00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:45,630 No and thank you, please, Madam 253 00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:50,190 I ain't lost, just wandering 254 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:54,750 Round my home town 255 00:19:54,870 --> 00:19:59,870 Memories are fresh 256 00:19:59,870 --> 00:20:02,310 Round my home town 257 00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:07,190 Ooh, the people I've met 258 00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:11,230 Are the wonders of my world (KNOCK ON DOOR) 259 00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:15,310 Are the wonders of my world 260 00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:20,070 Are the wonders of this world Hello? 261 00:20:20,070 --> 00:20:22,030 Are the wonders... 262 00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:45,790 Just checking. 263 00:20:46,430 --> 00:20:48,430 Just checking if it's true. 264 00:20:51,230 --> 00:20:53,190 And it is. 265 00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:56,070 Isn't it...Belle? 266 00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:05,670 You get the people and the government 267 00:21:05,670 --> 00:21:09,870 Everybody taking different sides 268 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,310 Shows that we ain't gonna stand shit 269 00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:15,350 Shows that we are united 270 00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:17,950 Shows that we ain't gonna take it 271 00:21:18,390 --> 00:21:21,070 Shows that we ain't gonna stand shit 272 00:21:21,070 --> 00:21:25,270 Shows that we are united 273 00:21:25,590 --> 00:21:28,070 Round my home town 274 00:21:28,670 --> 00:21:33,870 Memories are fresh 275 00:21:33,870 --> 00:21:35,910 Round my home town 276 00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:40,790 Ooh, the people I've met 277 00:21:40,790 --> 00:21:42,830 Yeah 278 00:22:02,670 --> 00:22:04,750 transcript : chocolate (with one h :P) sync : innuit 279 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:09,350 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 19146

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