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you know how when light hits a prism
it divides into a spectrum of colors?
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well, it's the same with people.
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i don't mean they're different colors.
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well, they are,
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but i mean in the bright light of day,
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they reveal a whole spectrum of
character between good and bad.
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me? i'm on the far end--
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supergood--which is hard work,
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but some things are worth
sinking yourself into.
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oh!
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oh!
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hey.
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yeah. Do you think owen knows
how much money he has
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and that he could actually
pay people to build this park
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for these kids instead of us doing it?
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well, when owen and i were together,
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he always said, "things
worth doing shouldn't be easy,"
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that throwing money at a problem
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is never as rewarding
as doing the work yourself.
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no, i-i actually--
no, i say that, too. I do.
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oh, and the showering...?
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doesn't suck either, huh?
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em, hahahahaha.
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memories.
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you should be the one with amnesia.
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you really should.
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- hey. How are my favorite volunteers?
- yeah.
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ah. Wait. Hold on a minute.
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i got dirt.
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ahh.
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keep up the good work.
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you know me. Give till it hurts.
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aah! now it hurts.
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chase thinks i love my dogs more than him
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and that maybe if i detach a little bit--
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i'm sorry, but there's mud in your hair.
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what? still? where?
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over there.
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i wasn't gonna say anything,
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but it was starting to make me sick.
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oh, i just installed these
low-flow showerhead,
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because owen says it's just
better for the earth.
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yay! i love it so much.
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oh, my god! tony dane, my famous
basketball player boyfriend,
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just texted me a smiley face
for our 2-week anniversary.
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see? a colon and a parenthesis.
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you know, if you type in "5-8-0-0-8"
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and then turn it upside down,
it says "boobs."
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i don't get to pick my memories.
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ooh. Oh, you both got
the steak tartar, huh?
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- oh, it looks good.
- yeah, i'm not gonna finish.
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- you wanna share it?
- uh, actually i--thank you.
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i quit eating meat.
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- excuse me?
- owen says that in some places,
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bovine wind actually destroys the ozone.
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what is bovine wind?
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oh. Mm. And i'm done.
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do you really enjoy being this person?
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yeah. I mean, if i didn't,
i wouldn't be doing it.
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- sam.
- i want to punch myself in the eye.
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you know what? a wise man said
that things worth doing aren't always easy.
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and who said that? owen?
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this isn't a book report.
I don't need to cite my sources.
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oh, my god!
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tony dane, my famous
basketball player boyfriend,
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just finally invited me out.
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- hey.
- oh, this is exciting.
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- when's the big night?
- tomorrow night.
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i only have one day to pluck, wax,
buff, trim, moisturize and wax.
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you said "wax" twice.
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i'm italian.
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- sam?
- mm-hmm?
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what happened to the showerhead?
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oh, i, uh, replaced it with
a new low-flow one.
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you like it?
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it felt like i was standing next
to a tall man sneezing into my face.
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also i replaced all
of our plastic water bottles
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with new reusable ones
that taste like metal.
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you're welcome.
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i don't want to do this, sam.
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going blind from dim fluorescent bulbs,
having to wash dishes by hand
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because i can't use the dishwasher?
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we all have to do our part.
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i don't. I-i-i'm not dating owen.
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and--and where was all this
when we were together?
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all what?
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you know, changing just to please me.
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i'm not changing to please anybody.
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and you know what?
i would have changed for you
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if it meant me becoming a better person.
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i wouldn't have wanted you to
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because i know you would have
ended up resenting me for it.
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well, guess what?
now you're the resenting one
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because you feel less than super
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in the face of my being so super-duper.
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great. Wouldn't want to bring you down.
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oh, and i wasn't gonna
tell you this, but, um,
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the fluorescent bulbs make you look older.
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they do not.
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and i don't care if they do.
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and they do not!
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and i love saving the world.
I love it !
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i love it.
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i love it!
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- there you go.
- oh.
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plastic bottles?
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you said that every time somebody
drinks out of a plastic bottle,
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another person dies.
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yeah, well, you know what?
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what if they were supposed to die,
you know?
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this is roast beef.
What about bovine wind?
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you know what? without wind,
you don't have windmills.
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and without windmills,
you don't have holland
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or hollandaise sauce.
Dutch apple pie.
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abba.
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sam, did you and owen break up?
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no, she's just cheating on him.
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i am not cheating on him.
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i'm just giving myself some slack,
you know?
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and this way, i'm not gonna resent owen
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and i can be with him
and i can also be myself.
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oh. And owen's okay with this?
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oh, no. No, i wouldn't
do this in front of him.
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no way. He would not like that.
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so you are cheating.
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no. Cheating is lying,
all right?
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i'm just doing something that
i don't want him to know about.
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is that lying? you know,
it's a very gray area.
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it really isn't.
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you know, i think it's healthy
to keep secrets from your man.
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you know, your father, to this day,
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doesn't know i stopped
breast-feeding you at 4 weeks.
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i mean, these just couldn't take it.
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no, i switched you to formula.
You turned out fine.
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i turned out mean and soulless.
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well, maybe if i hadn't cut it
with that nondairy creamer...
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times were hard.
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oh, yeah. Okay.
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andrea belladona?
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yes, that's me.
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mr. Dane's car is waiting outside.
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he sent me a car?
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tony dane sent me a car?
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do you think he can come inside
so people can see us together?
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- no.
- oh.
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oh.
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so where's my guy?
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come on. Get in.
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- hey.
- come on. Get in.
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hey.
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hey.
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you people have the wrong car.
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you thought you were gonna be alone?
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i like that.
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no, dena, i can't go shopping with you today.
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i have to go finish the park with owen today.
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maybe next week?
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no, wait a minute. Next week
we're hosing oil off pelicans.
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yeah. I'm sorry. Have fun
without me, though, okay?
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all right. Bye.
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- hey. You about ready to go?
- yeah.
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- i got your mask.
- mask?
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yeah, we're spreading manure
for the lawn today.
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don't want to get that stuff in your lungs.
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if i knew it was manure day,
i would have set the alarm for earlier.
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owen!
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hey, what is it? what's wrong?
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i just threw up.
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oh, that came on fast. You all right?
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no. I'm sorry.
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i should go home.
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- i'll come with you.
- no! no, you can' just...
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you--you have to go finish
the park for those kids,
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so that they...
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they have a place to exercise and be healthy,
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so that... They don't get sick like me.
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okay, well, we'll miss you.
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yeah, i'll miss you, too.
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now get out of here
before i throw up in my mask.
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go. Go.
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you are one handsome woman.
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oh, god.
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and i normally use that phrase
for someone mannish or elderly.
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when they did the lobotomy, did
they go in through your eye?
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huh?
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i hear you went out
with tony dane last night.
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yes, i did, and he was wonderful.
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it was perhaps the greatest
evening of my young adult life.
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- you were in the entourage, huh?
- yeah, what the hell is that about.
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i never even saw the guy.
The limo was packed.
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it was like a clown car,
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jammed full of the world's
most beautiful clowns.
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there's levels, okay? you don't just...?
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you gotta work your way up.
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in the limo means you've made the roster.
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well, i'm about to cut myself from the team.
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tony invited me to club roulette tonight,
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and i'm about to ...?
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club roulette ? no no no.
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you have to go. That's the inner circle.
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yeah?
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wait a minute. Why are you so
desperate to get me together with tony?
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because the quicker you are done with him,
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the sooner you shall be mine.
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when it comes to you, the only
thing i shall be is repulsed.
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no, this is good, what we're doing.
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- yeah.
- you know, this is better than
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building a park, 'cause we're--
we're creating jobs.
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we're stimulating the economy.
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- oh, my god.
- what?
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- i love the strap on those shoes.
- ooh.
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ohh, is that silk? oh, my god.
That would look so good
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- with a pair of jeans.
- sam?
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- huh? aah!
- hi.
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willow, hi. Willow.
Uh, dena, this is willow,
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owen's best friend,
who he talks to all the time.
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hi. I'm samantha's best friend
who she talks to all the time.
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oh, wow. Well, enough about me.
What are you doing here?
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oh, well, guess who wore
through another shovel?
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you.
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so how are you? owen said you were sick.
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yeah, exactly,
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because that's you konw, that's, uh,
that's what i wanted him to think.
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- i don't understand.
- because you know what?
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you don't ever let me finish, willow.
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because see all these
clothes that we bought?
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these are for poor people
who can't afford their own.
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- they are?
- yeah,
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but look, really, really,
please don't tell owen.
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he'll be so upset about this.
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you know, he hates to throw money at things.
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i mean, that's what you said.
You said that.
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oh. Okay. Well, bye.
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bye, fellow do-gooder.
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owen won't know, right? i mean,
i-i pulled that off, didn't i?
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uh, well, hard to say.
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is willow very, very stupid?
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- no.
- then you're dead.
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- hello?
- hey. Hey. Is that owen?
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- sure. That sounds great.
- is it him? is it him?
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does he sound mad?
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- okay. Okay. Thanks.
- hey. Hey.
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- no, that was frank...
- oh, god.
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telling me owen was on his way up.
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what? now? todd!
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so what did you do now?
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i lied to owen about being sick
252
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so i didn't have to scoop poop in the park.
253
00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:30,200
and then i ran into willow
while i was shopping,
254
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so now he's probably here
to break up with me.
255
00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,000
wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
256
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are you still dating willow?
257
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no, that didn't work out.
She met some--
258
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,400
yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need you to call her
259
00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:39,500
and see if she talked to owen, all right?
260
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,700
oh, god. This is a disaster!
261
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,800
maybe willow didn't say anything
262
00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,300
and owen's here
to see how you're feeling.
263
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000
wise up, man. Women talk, okay?
264
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we are terrible people.
265
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000
hey, owen. Come in. Come in.
266
00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:58,300
hey. How's she doing?
267
00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,300
huh.
268
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:16,600
hey, puke-y. How you feeling?
269
00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:19,600
oh, achy, stiff,
270
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the occasional diarrhea.
271
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:25,000
yeah, but we can't wash the sheets
because we're saving water.
272
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,600
thank you for all your help,
todd. You can go now.
273
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,000
good, 'cause i'd hate to get
the occasional diarrhea.
274
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,200
so how did it go at the park today?
275
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we finished. We missed you, though.
276
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,900
yeah. I was sick, very sick.
277
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,300
i know. You told me.
278
00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:46,600
yeah.
279
00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:49,600
why? did, uh, someone say i wasn't?
280
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,700
- why would they say that?
- i don't know. I just, um,
281
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,900
i just think that there
should be a level of trust.
282
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:58,000
- agreed.
- because, you know, without trust,
283
00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:00,400
then i don't know what we're doing here.
284
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,900
oh. Uh, listen. Hey,
i bought some soup for you.
285
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,500
all right, enough with the charade, okay?
286
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,600
i'm tired of these games, owen.
287
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,300
i know that willow told you
i wasn't sick,
288
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,800
and you know what? i don't care,
because you need to know that i'm weak,
289
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,500
that i've been cheating on you.
290
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,000
what--what do you mean, cheating?
291
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:19,900
i cannot live this lifestyle anymore.
It's just too much.
292
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:23,400
and, like, last week, i was gonna
recycle this--this soda can, right?
293
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,500
but the recycling bin was,
like, way down the street,
294
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,400
so i just stood there
for, like, half an hour,
295
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,900
deciding whether or not the--the rubber
i would lose off my shoes was--was
296
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worth the metal i was gonna save
by recycling the can
297
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:37,000
because i know how much we care about
the endangered rubber trees apparently,
298
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,400
and i just really don't want
to think that hard about trash.
299
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:42,000
sam, you don't have to do all this.
300
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,200
you just have to be you, not me.
301
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,600
yeah, but what if--
what if me likes meat?
302
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:49,900
me likes wearing leather?
303
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:51,800
and me likes long showers?
304
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,200
and i am talking like a muppet.
305
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,100
i don't care.
306
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,600
i don't expect you
to do all the things i do.
307
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,600
being me is a major pain in the ass.
308
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,000
- yeah, it really is.
- i know.
309
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,700
oh. Thank you.
310
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,400
oh, by the way,
willow never said anything.
311
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,200
oh. Wow.
312
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,600
she's a very nice lady.
313
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:20,500
or perhaps not very bright at all.
314
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,100
hey, andrea. You came.
315
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:35,300
what the hell? tony's text said i
was supposed to be in the v.I.P. Room.
316
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:37,000
i know. This is the v.I.P room.
317
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,100
so where is he?
318
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,800
oh, tony's in the v.I.P.'s
v.I.P. Room.
319
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,900
oh, my god! is there no end?
320
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,300
it's like those russian nesting dolls.
321
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,100
ugh! i'm out.
322
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,300
oh, come on. You think
tony dane likes a quitter?
323
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,800
he's a professional athlete.
It's all about the competition.
324
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,600
so what am i supposed to do,
wrestle one of these skanks to the ground?
325
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:57,900
well, as much as i would enjoy that,
326
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,100
i mean competition with other guys.
327
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,400
just start making out
with the first guy you see.
328
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,400
right now. It could be anyone.
329
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:07,200
the guy standing right
in front of you, like here...
330
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:09,500
in the general vicinity of where i am.
331
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,800
yes. That's a good idea.
332
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:12,500
that could work.
333
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,800
hey, tony dane!
334
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,200
thanks for your help.
335
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:23,800
pleasure.
336
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:28,600
you know, you could say
thank you. That was my idea.
337
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:30,900
you look great tonight.
338
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000
thank you.
339
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,000
i feel good.
340
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:38,000
it's actually kind of nice to just
be able to throw the closet door open
341
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,700
and pick out whatever i wanted to wear
342
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:41,300
without having to think about
what it was made of
343
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,700
or whether little
foreign children were involved.
344
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,500
cotton, silk and no.
345
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:48,300
whatever.
346
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,300
salad for the lady?
347
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,300
uh, actually, i'm the salad.
348
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:53,800
yeah. And i'm the steak. Moo!
349
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,500
- well, enjoy.
- thank you so much.
350
00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:58,200
oh, hey, uh, uh, i don't know
if i told you this before,
351
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,800
but the mayor is gonna be
at the park dedication next sunday.
352
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,700
really? that's so exciting.
353
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,500
there's a slim chance
the governor will be there,
354
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,000
although not really expecting anything--
355
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,300
i can't believe that you're
eating steak in front of me,
356
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:11,400
participating in the eventual
destruction of the world.
357
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,300
i'm sorry. What?
358
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:15,200
what did you just say?
359
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:17,900
uh, nothing. I was just
talking about the governor.
360
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,900
oh. Right.
361
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,900
um, the governor. Of course.
362
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:23,300
i'm sorry i interrupted you.
363
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:27,200
oh, no, no. I was just saying
that the governor will show up
364
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,900
to these things--
you selfish, lazy hypocrite.
365
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,300
it must be impossible for you
to wake up in the morning
366
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:33,800
and look yourself in the face
and know that you are
367
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,000
a pathetic human being.
368
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,600
it is. It really, really is.
369
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:39,300
is what?
370
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,700
- what?
- you said "it is."
371
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,900
yeah. It is.
372
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,700
the steak--it is, um, meaty.
373
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:49,700
moo!
374
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:57,200
i mean, i should be happy,
right? what is wrong with me?
375
00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,700
that's a rhetorical question,
by the way. Or maybe it's not.
376
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:04,100
you know, i'm finally getting
to be myself around owen
377
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,400
and he's letting me,
378
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:07,500
and i'm still not happy.
379
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,200
samantha, sweetheart,
380
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:11,500
do you remember what
i always said to you
381
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,400
whenever i would meet
one of your new boyfriends?
382
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:15,200
no, i don't.
383
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:18,500
i would say,
"samantha, you can do better."
384
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,600
really? you think i can?
385
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,200
not this time. Owen's perfect.
386
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,700
i know he is.
387
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,600
so i have to suck it up and just be better,
388
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,100
and one day we'll have the perfect wedding
389
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,300
and perfect kids and the perfect life,
390
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,500
and i'll be perfectly miserable forever.
391
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,700
well, you have to let me help
you pick out your wedding dress.
392
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:37,800
'cause, you know, since the accident,
393
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,700
you've just have forgotten
what you look good in.
394
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,700
it just doesn't make any sense.
395
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:45,400
i mean, owen is everything
that i've ever wanted in someone
396
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,000
except for this one tiny, little detail--
397
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,400
that when i'm with him, i feel like crap.
398
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,200
listen.
399
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,800
you know, the truth is,
someone can be perfect on paper.
400
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,200
it doesn't mean they're perfect for you.
401
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,400
you know, if someone described
your father to me,
402
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,800
i'd think they were talking
about a saint bernard.
403
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:03,900
but when i'm with him,
404
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,200
i feel great.
405
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,400
i want to feel like that.
406
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,400
how do you break up
with the perfect person?
407
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,900
i mean, he's done nothing wrong.
408
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,100
well, you tell him you're moving.
409
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,000
and if that doesn't work,
you fake your own death.
410
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,700
i'm not gonna fake my own death.
411
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,800
i can barely fake being sick.
412
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,400
no, i'm gonna...
413
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,000
i'm gonna tell him the truth,
'cause he deserves that.
414
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,400
okay.
415
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,700
do you know i have an old boyfriend
back in minneapolis
416
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:31,700
who still thinks i'm dead?
417
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,500
i always wondered
what it would be like to just
418
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:36,400
kind of drop by one day and say hi.
419
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,900
oh, that would be funny.
420
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,100
yeah. That'd be a riot.
421
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:47,900
come in.
422
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:53,200
hey, owen, i... I know
i should have called first,
423
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,400
but i really just needed to get this--
424
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,300
oh, you're nursing a baby lamb.
425
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:58,100
yeah. Cute, huh?
426
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,100
a rescue organization i started
a couple of years ago saved him.
427
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,300
his mom was taken to slaughter.
428
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,200
but i'm gonna foster him
for the next couple of weeks,
429
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,300
and then he's going
to a petting zoo for the blind.
430
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,300
of course you are.
431
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,900
- so what's going on?
- i, um...
432
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,500
i don't know how to say this,
433
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,000
- because it just seems--
- wait.
434
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,800
no. I was gonna surprise
you with this on sunday,
435
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,000
- but i have to do it now, okay?
- okay.
436
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,600
you know the park
that we've been working on...
437
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,600
uh-huh.
438
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,700
well, we're dedicating it to you.
439
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:33,500
because you've worked so hard
to transform yourself,
440
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,600
just like we transformed
a vacant lot into a beaiful space.
441
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,200
i'm moving.
442
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
moving? to where?
443
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,500
portland.
444
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,300
what? wow.
445
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:46,600
well, at least i have offices in oregon.
446
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,600
we can see each other all the time.
447
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:51,100
mississippi. Portland, mississippi.
448
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,900
- never of heard of it.
- it's a small town.
449
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:54,900
it's a little, tiny town.
450
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:58,600
it's actually on a floodplain,
so it kind of comes and goes.
451
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,200
oh.
452
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,400
oh. Hey...
453
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,100
that's not true. I'm lying.
454
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,600
- sorry?
- i'm not moving.
455
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:08,700
- oh.
- owen,
456
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,700
i want to be a good person,
457
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,500
but when i'm with you,
458
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:15,100
i'm reminded that i'm not
as good as i want to be.
459
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:20,100
so i can say in complete honesty
that it's not you. It's me...
460
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,100
because of you.
461
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,600
i'm sorry.
462
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,100
yeah, i-i had a feeling this was coming.
463
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,700
you're not the first one
to have trouble with all this.
464
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,100
oh. You mean willow?
465
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,200
and aimee.
466
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,800
and karen.
467
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,100
and lisa.
468
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,400
like i said, i'm a major pain in the ass.
469
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,600
you want to hold the little guy?
470
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000
oh,
471
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,300
nah.
472
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:49,900
i'll probably just eat him.
473
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,200
so okay, baby steps.
474
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,000
because as much as you may want something,
475
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,100
not everything is always in your grasp.
476
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,300
that doesn't mean you shouldn't reach for it.
477
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:05,500
it's definitely better than
standing there doing nothing.
478
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,500
hey. I'll get you up there, buddy.
479
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,200
mommy! stranger!
480
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,000
no,nono! i was just--
i was just helping with the--
481
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,200
no touching. No touching.
482
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,800
hey. Guys...
483
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,900
am i a better person than i was before?
484
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:23,700
oh, please. You're so disgustingly good,
485
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,600
i'm surprised you don't live
with seven dwarves.
486
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,600
- really?
- i'd even let you babysit my dogs,
487
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,300
and that's the biggest
compliment i can give anybody.
488
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,100
thank you, dena. It means a lot to me.
489
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,100
- so would you?
- would i what?
490
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,400
babysit my dogs, because my therapist wants
491
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,900
chase and i to go away for
a couple of days without them.
492
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:44,800
- look at this. Look at this. It worked!
- what?
493
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,500
tony's finally calling me.
494
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,100
okay, well, what are you waiting for?
will you answer the phone?
495
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,400
you think i should?
496
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:51,700
- definitely.
- yes.
497
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:55,500
you guys know nothing about men. Yes!
498
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,800
okay, so i couldn't make it
work with the perfect guy,
499
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,600
but it doesn't make me
a bad person, because hey,
500
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,900
would a bad person get
a whole park named after her?
501
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,900
i think not.
502
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:12,200
503
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