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a chae to rebuild your life from the ground up
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is a pretty big job,
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especially when there are
cracks in your foundation,
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but an important tool is self-respect,
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being able to look yourself in the mirror
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and like what you see.
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paper or plastic?
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hey... there.
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i was just,um,bringing you guys some food.
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i mean,you're always feeding me,so...
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now we are...
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- even.
- you know,if you got a job,
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you wouldn't have to
steal food from your parents.
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i'm looking,but i just don't
want to have a job.
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i want to have the job,you know.
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- i mean,i quit my last job because
- because you made a lot of money doing bad things.
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can i finish? because...
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i made a lot of money doing bad things,
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but now i just want to do
something that is meaningful.
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i mean,you're the one who said
that i was cut out for better things,right?
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that was when the leaves were green,
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look at all the pretty fall colors.
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i'm very close.
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i sent out my r�Sum?to every
single charitable organization
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and nonprofit in chicago,
and i posted it online.
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online?
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you know,if you watched the
local news like a normal person,
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you'd realize that's how the perverts get you.
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well,i will take that risk...
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and the creamed corn.
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sam,you have six e-mails
here from a "mr. footsiepants."
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ugh! just delete those. god,he is relentless.
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plus,it doesn't matter,
because in about 30 minutes,
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i have an interview with
a certain b.m.e. foundation.
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they help the poor or the
sad or feeble or something.
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i was just too excited to rd the whole thing.
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hey,sammy. you look great.
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you're definitely gonna get that job.
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todd?
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sammy,it's me. look me in the eye.
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you have to remember your own brother.
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seth,i told you she wouldn't think it was funny.
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sam,this is seth. he's an old friend of ours.
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okay,mine.
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great. it's nice to meet you.
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yeah,he's just,uh,moved back from florida
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and needs a place to crash.
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oh. okay. can i talk to you for a sec?
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yeah.
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what are you doing?
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- he can't crash here.
- why not?
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- because you're already crashing here.
- no,i'm not crashing here.
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i pay rent. i'm your roommate.
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well,then,you know,it's
just-it's too many men.
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all right,just with you,
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the soap in the shower looks like a hamster.
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this is my home. i can have
friends stay over if i want.
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oh,really?
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well,how would you like it if
i just,like,all of a sudden
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brought home one of my sketchy
girlfriends to spend the night?
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why,is heidi back in town?
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okay,i don't even want to know.
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hey,those are my tweezers...
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by which i mean they are your tweezers.
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hi. here are the shoes you
wanted for the interview.
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thank you. how do i look?
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nothing works. huh?
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except those earrings.
can i borrow those,actually?
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i have a meeting today.
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oh,yes. now i'm gonna be late.
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hello,ann-drea.
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seth.
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oh,god. it's back.
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that's right,
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and i'm carrying your baby.
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i hoped you were dead. i
mean,i heard you were dead,
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and then i hoped it was true.
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well,i don't know if you follow pro basketball,
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but i just signed on with chicago.
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still a towel boy?
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still a lawyer?
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that was a good one.
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okay,is this better?
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oh,no,no,no,no,no. wide belts are out.
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look,i'm not just a clich? i keep up.
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why am i listening to a thong inspector?
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hello?
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hello?
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is any-hello. is anybody here?
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i'm here for the interview.
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please don't be perverts.
my mother will never shut up.
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five minutes early. impressive.
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though on time would seem less desperate.
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oh,my god. what are you
doing here? i'm your interview.
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you? you're b.m.e.? best mom ever.
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oh! i changed belts three times for this?
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- and that's the one you picked?
- i'm out of here.
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- oh,no. samantha,you're not going anywhere.
- why not?
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- 'cause i have your keys. that's why.
- no,give me those.
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no,no,no,no,no. give me them back.
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i'll give them back to you once you hear me out.
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i have four words to say-
"you," "me," "real," "estate."
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i have four more words-
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"i'll," "take," "the," "bus."
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samantha!
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samantha.
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samantha!
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now you said you wanted to do good.
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what's better than putting families in homes?
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you like families,don't you?
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in theory,yes. they sound
a lot better on paper.
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look,all we need is your license.
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i'll do all the work. i got us
that building back there.
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if we sell it,
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you'll be able to pay your
bills for three months
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with the 30% commission
that you're going to make.
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you mean 50%.
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wow. i heard you were good. deal.
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no. no.i did not leave real estate
to go back into real estate.
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what kind of mother would i be
if i allowed you to starve to death?
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what are you trying to prove?
you finally lost those 5 pounds.
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well,what about you? i thought
dad didn't want you to work.
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well,he also doesn't want his daughter
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foraging for food in dumpsters like a bear.
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i am not a charity case,okay?
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i am an intelligent and capable woman.
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in fact,i happen to have
several promising offers from...
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mr. footsiepants.
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okay. okay. i will do it. but just for now.
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i know. i understand. i know that
you don't want to do this foreve
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but,you know,until you do,listen.
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we have a showing tomorrow morning,
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and i've made up some fake listings so that
people will think we've done this before.
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no. no. no fake anything,all right?
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i have done that before,
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and this time,i'm not gonna lie about it,
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and i'm not going to compromise
myself. understand?
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absolutely. no lying of any kind.
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okay. thank you.
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starting now.
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Sync:Dear.Ryan
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Samantha Who S2 ep04
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???
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- so much light.
- isn't there?
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you know-oh,and i shouldn't be saying this-
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but this is our favorite
listing. isn't it,samantha?
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mm,it's certainly up there.
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oh,that sounds terrible,like
having a favorite child.
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do you have children?
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no,no,but one day.
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mm. god forbid.
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really? 'cause the architecture is fantastic.
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it has all the detail of an early hans laqul.
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you have a very good eye.
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yeah,but it's not. it's not.
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um,actually,the buildings on eher side are,
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but this one was built about
30 years later by an imitator.
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which makes it even more rare.
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wow. your honesty is so refreshing.
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isn't it? isn't she just...
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we'll knock off $30,000 if you buy it right now.
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apparently,we're in a very unstable market.
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funny. i like that.
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another realtor. awkward.
i'll take it outside.
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oh,take your time,
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give us a chance to call our other buyers.
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he seems nice.
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yeah. what are you doing?
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just improving your curb appeal.
it's obvious he likes you.
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let's close this deal.
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oh,that is just too bad.
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i was really looking forward
to working with you.
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i'm so sorry we couldn't close the deal.
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oh,jeez. could you get that for me,please?
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no. this is what i'm talking about.
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i'm not gonna compromise
myself for this job,okay?
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samantha,it's called sales.
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real estate is not about selling a building.
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it's about selling yourself.
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no,selling yourself is actually
called...prostitution.
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well,real estate is the second-oldt profession.
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- no,it's not. i know i have amnesia,
but at least i know that. it is not. - is,too.it's so. it's-
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man,those people didn't make me laugh once.
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oh. you know,owen,you must
have an awful lot of questions.
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why don't the three of us
discuss this over drinks?
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i could do that.
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oh,shoot. you know,it's just
gonna be the two of you.
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i just remembered i have another showin have fun.
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- regina!
- not now. can't talk. phone's ringing.
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senator!
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um,so if you do plan on bing this building here,
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i just want you to know that
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i'm gonna be completely honest
with you about all of its faults.
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i know. that's so weird.
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are you new at this?
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no,no,actually,i've been d
oing it for quite a while.
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i just haven't been working
that long with my mom... ster.
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i- i call my sister "momster."
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oh. yeah,no.
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just 'cause she's kind of like
a mother and a-and a monster.
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you look hot.
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thank you.
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let's please just try to keep
this about business,okay?
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no,hot,like...
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yeah.
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don't be nervous. it wastes energy.
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plus,when i was in africa,
they told me it attracts bees.
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you went to africa? oh,that's so funny.
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i went to africa. oh,i mean,
um,uh,miami beach,but yeah.
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what,uh,why did you go to africa?
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i was making water with the sun.
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wow. that's really beautiful.
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i'm sorry. what does that mean? i don't know.
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it means one of my companies,uh,builds solar still
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which makes potable water for
areas suffering drought.
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mm. so...
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you do good for people.
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that's what you do.
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well,i try.
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mm. so if someone ever
asks you,"what do you do?"
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you-you just say,"good."
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yeah,that's why i want to get the building,
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'cause i want to convert it into
solar-powered green spaces,
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so that low-income families
don't have to pay for energy.
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can i get some potable
water over here? please.
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sorry.
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i kind of get a little geeky
when i talk about this stuff.
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no. no,it's not- it's not geeky at all.
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i- i love it.
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we should,uh,talk about the building,right?
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yes.
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yes,we should talk about the building.
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please don't tell my momster.
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oh,we had such a magical night.
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we had drinks,and then we had dinner,
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and then we had coffee,and -
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then you slept with him to sell him a building.
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no. we spent the entire evening
just getting to know each other.
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like,his-let's see. his,um,
his middle name is david.
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he's allergic to raisins,
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and he lives this completely green lifestyle.
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i mean,his whole house is green.
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cept for the ceilings. they're white.
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i tried to have a one-night
standon a plane once,
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but we crossed the international date line,
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so it ended up being a 2-night stand,but...
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it was not a one-night stand,okay?
250
00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:03,610
owen and i had a connection.
251
00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:06,650
ooh. us,too. yeah,we
switched planes in hong kong.
252
00:11:06,650 --> 00:11:09,650
anywho,oh,he is just such an amazing person.
253
00:11:09,650 --> 00:11:12,170
did i tell you guys that he makes
water for thirsty people?
254
00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:13,660
i mean,how sexy is that?
255
00:11:14,030 --> 00:11:15,990
guys,i really- i think i like him.
256
00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:17,940
i like someone,too-seth.
257
00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:20,430
oh,that's so funny,'cause you also hate seth.
258
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:23,910
but i like basketball players,and
seth can get me to tony dane,
259
00:11:23,910 --> 00:11:25,760
my favorite player on the team.
260
00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:26,870
andrea,no.
261
00:11:26,870 --> 00:11:29,740
you're not gonna pretend to like
seth to go mee(@a guy,are you?
262
00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:31,840
well,i am not trying to sell him a building.
263
00:11:32,030 --> 00:11:33,410
we had a connection.
264
00:11:34,030 --> 00:11:36,430
i slept with him because
we care about each other,
265
00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,180
and we both want to save the world.
266
00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,730
those are the only reasons i have sex,too,
267
00:11:40,730 --> 00:11:41,930
exceptor the guy on the plane.
268
00:11:41,930 --> 00:11:44,420
i have such a soft spot for copilots.
269
00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,080
hey,frank.
270
00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:51,300
- miss newly?
- mm-hmm?
271
00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:53,950
a nice young man driving an electric car
272
00:11:53,950 --> 00:11:55,770
puttered by and left you this.
273
00:11:55,770 --> 00:11:59,560
don't say another word. don't
cheapen this for me,frank.
274
00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:02,340
i had a magical and unforgettable evening.
275
00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:04,660
and at what point where you elected fire chief?
276
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,640
samantha newly,what did you do?
277
00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:09,430
nothing.
278
00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,380
what happened with owen yesterday?
279
00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:14,670
yesterday? yesterday? nothing.
280
00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:16,920
nothing. we had drinks,we talked,
281
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,440
we-just it was a little bit of drinking.
282
00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,590
it was a lot of talking. why?
283
00:12:20,590 --> 00:12:22,290
because he's not buying
the building. that's why.
284
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:25,160
he's not? no. he found
another building he likes better.
285
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,230
what other building? nuh-unh!
286
00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:30,460
- i thought i told you to charm him.
- i did charm him.
287
00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:32,930
i... was very charming.
288
00:12:32,930 --> 00:12:35,110
i bet she charmed the pants off him.
289
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,590
i don't understand. you've
had so much experience.
290
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,270
there must be something
wrg with your technique.
291
00:12:39,270 --> 00:12:40,330
oh,my.
292
00:12:40,870 --> 00:12:42,640
my technique is fine,mother.
293
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:45,370
obviously not. maybe could
show you a thing or two.
294
00:12:48,010 --> 00:12:51,250
no,i'll tell you- i'll tell you who knows
how to handle a businessman - your father.
295
00:12:52,090 --> 00:12:54,660
oh,i give up. frank,see what you can do with her.
296
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,320
having a good day,frank?
297
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,090
best of my career.
298
00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:00,970
we should be watching wrestling.
299
00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:03,220
come in!
300
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,730
hello,andrea.
301
00:13:06,730 --> 00:13:08,050
you should have been here five minutes ago.
302
00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:11,570
- i was naked from the waist down.
- because he sat on a pizza.
303
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,580
the point is,naked,waist down.
304
00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:15,850
what's going on,andrea?
305
00:13:15,850 --> 00:13:18,790
okay. this may sound stupid,
306
00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:21,470
but i was thinking last night-
307
00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:22,670
what were you wearing?
308
00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:29,000
and i realized that maybe the
reason you drive me crazy is that...
309
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,360
you drive me crazy.
310
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:36,680
okay. what?
311
00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:40,000
okay. what? i'm-don't make me say it.
312
00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:43,170
i want to take you to dinner tomorrow night.
313
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:46,020
oh,come on,seth. you're not
falling for this,are you?
314
00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:47,460
your eyes are so brown.
315
00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:49,910
she's up to something.
316
00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,270
yeah,and we're gonna get up to something,too,
317
00:13:52,270 --> 00:13:55,040
- if you would just... shut up.
- you have great hair.
318
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:55,840
thank you.
319
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,310
no,i'm serious,man. think about it.
320
00:13:57,310 --> 00:14:01,130
i mean,she's her,and you're... you.
321
00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:02,170
meaning what?
322
00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:05,450
meaning she's hot,and you're
a guy who sits in pizza.
323
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,800
i mean,what are people gonna say when
they see you two walking down the street?
324
00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,830
either "a," i'm super talented
,or "b," i'm super loaded.
325
00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:13,220
or that you're dying,and she's your last wish.
326
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:16,580
yeah,so dinner tomorrow night?okay.
327
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:17,880
wear something...
328
00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:20,130
else.
329
00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:27,430
and how could he not buy
the building after i slept with him?
330
00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:29,950
well,you didn't sleep with him
to make him buy the building.
331
00:14:29,950 --> 00:14:32,710
well,no,of course not. i slept
with him because i like him.
332
00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:35,790
i just kinda thought we were in
a different place,you know?
333
00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:38,260
like we're in the place where
we buy each other's buildings.
334
00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:38,980
thank you.
335
00:14:38,980 --> 00:14:41,280
well,maybe he just likes your
building more like a friend.
336
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:43,960
oh,god. i can't-i can't believe how stupid i am.
337
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,110
of course. i mean,why would he-
338
00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:46,330
why would he buy the building
339
00:14:46,330 --> 00:14:48,190
when he can get the realtor for free?
340
00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:50,310
hey,i think you're lucky he didn't buy it.
341
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:51,690
how am i lucky?
342
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,650
because if he did,you'd always be wondering
if he did it because he owes you.
343
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,800
oh. oh,i get that. yeah.
344
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,360
- you know,like a whore.
- i said i get it.
345
00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:03,040
by his not buying your building,
346
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,820
it shows you how much he respects you.
347
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,780
you know,you're right.
348
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,040
you're absolutely right.
349
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,660
wow. i like him very much now.
350
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,960
hey. i got your message. what's up?
351
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,190
- good news.
- what?
352
00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:20,080
hey. samantha.
353
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,380
hey,you. uh,what are you- what are you doing here?
354
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,000
i'm buying your building.
355
00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:26,450
- what?
- aren't you excited?
356
00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:27,540
thrilled.
357
00:15:28,050 --> 00:15:30,260
why don't you just leave the
money on the nightstand?
358
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:36,410
what is matter with you? you
come back and behave yourself!
359
00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:38,590
sorry. i - are you mad at me?
360
00:15:38,590 --> 00:15:41,350
well,no,at first i wasn't,and then i-i was,
361
00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:45,060
and then i wasn't again,but yojust couldn't
leave that alone,now could you?
362
00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:46,950
you'll have to excuse my sister.
she had a major head trauma.
363
00:15:46,950 --> 00:15:48,160
we don't let her use scissors.
364
00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:50,190
i - i didn't want to cause a thing here.
365
00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:51,480
i just wanted to buy the building.
366
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,620
yeah,well,you should have thought
of that before you jumped in the sack.
367
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:57,090
yes,i slept with him. i hope you're happy,mom.
368
00:15:57,180 --> 00:16:00,360
we hope you're happy,mom. god rest her
soul. she died when we were really little.
369
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,320
i don't know what you think,
370
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,600
but this has nothing to do with
what happened between us.
371
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,840
yeah,well,then why did you change your mind?
372
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,920
the other altor was lousy in bed.
373
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,640
too soon? sorry.
374
00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:14,430
i just-i just got a bad vibe from the other guy.
375
00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:15,580
i thought he was hiding things.
376
00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:17,870
oh,well,lord knows we don't hide much.
377
00:16:17,870 --> 00:16:20,050
don't start with me. this was your idea.
378
00:16:20,050 --> 00:16:21,850
i did not tell you to go all the way.
379
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,490
it's not like we're trying to sell a mall.
380
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,290
samantha,i don't know what i did wrong,
381
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,800
but i know i did something,and i'm sorry.
382
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:33,480
and i'd like to make it up to you
by not buying the building.
383
00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:36,930
you would do that for me?
384
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:38,250
well,for you,samantha,
385
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,820
i would not buy every building in the world.
386
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:49,540
i'll take off $40,000. that's it.
387
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:53,400
thank you.
388
00:16:56,990 --> 00:16:57,940
chili's.
389
00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:01,110
i've passed this place a hundred times.
390
00:17:01,110 --> 00:17:02,560
never thought to come in,though.
391
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,410
no,you're missing out. i
mean,look at this right here.
392
00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:09,160
crispy honey-chipotle chicken crispers.
393
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,200
i mean,you could stop at any one
of those words and be very happy.
394
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:17,060
you know makes me really
happy? how handsome you a.
395
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:18,980
are you doing something different?
396
00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:20,480
i do a lot of things different.
397
00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:22,670
some of 'em go over well,some of 'em don't.
398
00:17:23,650 --> 00:17:24,920
and you smell...
399
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,250
amazing.
400
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,150
you wearing cologne?
401
00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:30,990
no,i'm eating a ton of corn.
402
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:34,330
it makes me smell sweet,
like you,you little minx.
403
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,780
oh,my god. you touched my nose.
404
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:38,750
how hot.
405
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,660
we should do that dog thing
406
00:17:42,030 --> 00:17:44,280
where we eat something until we kiss.
407
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,250
you know what i'm talking
about? like this... come here.
408
00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:55,660
woof. woof. woof. woof. woof.woof. woof.
409
00:17:56,470 --> 00:17:59,480
no! no. i cannot do this. i'm an attorney.
410
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,910
and you're disgusting.
411
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:02,290
i'm going.
412
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,400
now? before you get a basketball
player's phone number?
413
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,310
what?
414
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:08,880
excuse me? basketball?
415
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,380
i don't know what you're talking about.
416
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,480
all right. i had you going,though,
417
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,520
with the whole woof,woof,woof,woof,woof.
418
00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:17,640
all right. whose number do you want?
419
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:20,060
i got michael dently's,
420
00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:22,600
tony dane's,dante roy's...
421
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,890
tony dane-that one.
422
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:26,780
oh,yeah. no,he's a good guy. he has a boat.
423
00:18:26,780 --> 00:18:28,120
i love boats.
424
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,870
why are you doing this?
425
00:18:31,870 --> 00:18:34,780
- well,i know how this thing ends.
- what thing?
426
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,990
look,you're gonna go out with tony,
427
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,930
and you're gonna have fun and sex,
428
00:18:38,930 --> 00:18:41,550
and he's gonna buy you a lot of
blah,blah,blah,blah,blah.
429
00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:42,220
but after a while,
430
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:45,360
you're gonna want something
different,something real,
431
00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:47,440
someone who cares less about what's out there
432
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,490
- and more about what's inside.
- uh,don't touch me.
433
00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:52,570
and i'm gonna be there,'cause
i know it's right,and so do you.
434
00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:54,710
you're crazy.
435
00:18:54,710 --> 00:18:55,780
no,i'm right.
436
00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:57,370
no,you're gross.
437
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,330
but this is really good,and i'm taking it.
438
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,580
hey,that's mine.
439
00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:11,970
jeez,if i'd known you were
gonna carry me for ten blocks,
440
00:19:11,970 --> 00:19:13,480
i wouldn't have had dessert.
441
00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:18,550
no,it's my fault.
442
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,070
i walk everywhere,
443
00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:23,670
and i forget that pretty girls
like to wear pretty shoes.
444
00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:35,770
i'll call you tomorrow.
445
00:19:38,670 --> 00:19:40,490
one way to build self-respect
446
00:19:40,490 --> 00:19:43,060
is to surround yourself with people you admire...
447
00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:45,500
who also admire you.
448
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,530
- i'm not carrying you to the elevator.
- shh
449
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:55,950
but at the end of the day,
450
00:19:56,110 --> 00:19:58,450
no matter how much someone
else cares about you,
451
00:19:58,660 --> 00:20:00,800
you have to respect yourself,
452
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,880
to be able to look yourself in the mirror.
453
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,150
sam,you're home late. long day?
454
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:07,650
uh. yeah.
455
00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:10,660
yeah,i was-i was like,"mom,i want to go home,"
456
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:13,020
and she was like,"no."
457
00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:15,610
yeah,i'm exhausted.
458
00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:17,190
night.
459
00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:36,240
i think your roommate has
a roommate on the side.
460
00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:41,100
461
01:46:15,900 --> 01:46:16,930
darn it.
462
00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000
463
01:46:17,000 --> 01:46:20,143
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