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You can see that the sperm
has penetrated the ovum.
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Well, he had his marching orders.
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We did it, Jeff.
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We made a zygote.
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I create life.
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Like a God.
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- It was a team effort.
- You're right.
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Good job, doc.
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Thank you.
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Bernadette, come look.
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Okay.
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Excuse me.
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I'm who they're
putting it in, so...
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Aw.
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Jeff, it looks just like you.
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You know...
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Blob of cells that hasn't
developed a brain yet.
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World full of surrogates,
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and we get lesbian Don Rickles.
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Okay, so when are
we gonna knock me up?
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Day after tomorrow.
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So the zygote
has time to develop.
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Well, that and I'm
playing golf tomorrow.
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Doc, any way that we
could help this to be a boy?
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Jeff.
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Girl.
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Nudge it towards girl.
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Or...
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We could split the difference
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and get one of these.
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You're probably wondering
why I'm helping these people.
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Come on, babe.
You know you'd love a daughter.
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Who doesn't love little girls?
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Whoa, check out the
blouse mounds on that skank.
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Sir, we agreed if I
was going to join you
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in the pursuit of
female companionship,
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we would do it with
a certain amount of decorum...
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Yowza, that'll play.
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And perfect, there's two of them.
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Now, let me handle
the introductions,
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I think the approach
requires a more
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elegant and understated...
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My God they're tall as trees.
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[Chuckling] Yes.
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Pardon my friend's
understated elegance.
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Uh, this is Timmy.
My name is Russell.
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I'm Shante.
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And I'm Stasha.
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Pleased to be meeting you.
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Could we buy you
ladies a libation?
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That's a great idea, Timmy.
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Why don't you get a White Russian
and a Black Velvet.
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Oh, that was fast.
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Come on.
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♪ How many ways to say
I love you ♪
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♪ how many ways to say
that I'm not scared ♪
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♪ with you by my side ♪
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♪ there is no denying ♪
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♪ I can't wait for me and you ♪
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Sync by Alex1969
www.addic7ed.com
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So, the doctor's
appointment went well.
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Yeah, check out our zygote.
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Hmm.
What's a zygote?
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Her fertilized egg.
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You done with this here?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, man.
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Hey, you know
how they make bacon?
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Just take it.
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I'm his best friend.
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Hey, don't forget we have
that surrogacy seminar tonight.
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Oh, this is a bad night for me.
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Why, what else do you have to do?
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No, going to a surrogacy seminar.
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That's a bad night for me.
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Come on, this is important to me.
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They're gonna show us how we can
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be more involved in the process.
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Well, I thought the whole
benefit of using Brenda
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was that we could
be less involved.
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You thought wrong.
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Come on, you're going.
I already paid for it.
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- Well, can we, um...
- Non-refundable.
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- Not if you wrote a...
- Paid cash.
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Fine, I'll go, but...
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You can't bring in your flask.
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You can't control the scotch
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that'll already be in my body.
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Yaay!
Hello.
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You both look chipper.
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I do have a certain
spring in me pants.
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What you're seeing is two dudes
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who deftly managed to pick up
a couple of honeys last night.
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Let me guess.
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You drove the van,
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and you hit 'em
with the blow dart.
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So who are these girls?
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Did the one
who ended up with Russell
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get to pick first next time?
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Oh, they're
celebrities, actually.
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Actually.
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Stasha Ebonavich.
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Shante Jackson.
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They're lady pro
basketball players
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for the New York Empire.
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Oh, so by celebrities you meant
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regular un-famous
people who
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I could beat in basketball.
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So are they really tall?
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Big like mountains.
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With mountains.
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Picture a mountain.
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And then two smaller,
yet delightful
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little mountains
stuck on the front.
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Hopefully tonight,
I'll be scaling those peaks.
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The question was are they tall?
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Ugh.
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Noodles suck.
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I don't know what the Chinese
are so fired up about.
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Oh, I'm so hungry.
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Well, when we decided
to save for our honeymoon,
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we had to cut either fancy
dinners or hair care products.
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You made the choice.
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[Knock on door]
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I have a shipment of Omaha
steaks for Jeff Bingham.
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Steaks?
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- Oh, those are actually...
- Quiet, woman!
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I'm Jeff Bingham.
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What are you doing?
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You stay out of this, wife... Audrey.
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She gets awfully mouthy.
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We just made a zygote.
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He's not Immigration,
he just needs a signature.
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There you go.
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Adam Rhodes?
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Yes?
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No, that's what you signed.
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Oh, my God.
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- Come on!
- Go, go, go, go!
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- Yeah!
- Oh, swish!
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- Woo-hoo!
- Woo-hoo!
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Yeah!
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You know it!
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Oh, my, my, your lady
is quite the ball handler.
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Oh, here's hoping.
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You know, Stasha and I talked
for two hours before the game.
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I really feel like we've
made quite the connection.
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Yeah, how about these
VIP All-Access passes.
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- Awesome.
- They're so great.
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I think I'm gonna go get
my half-price chalupa.
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Oh, nice.
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All right, Shante!
Nice!
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Yeah, made out
with her last night.
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Yes, I did.
Oh, yeah.
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Are you guys with
Stasha and Shante?
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I believe we're in the budding
stages of something special.
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- Hey, welcome.
- Oh, thank you.
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We're the other
New York boyfriends.
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Excuse me, I'm sorry.
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Um, but what do you mean
by, "New York boyfriends?"
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Well the girls keep men in cities
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all over the country.
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Well, the six they play in.
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Uh, I'm not quite
sure I understand.
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You must be a Stasha.
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She likes them
sweet and innocent.
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Well, she made no
mention of anyone else,
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so, you know.
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Dude, what'd you think?
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They're elite athletes
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making thousands
of dollars playing
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in front of hundreds
of cheering fans.
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You can't expect them to
settle down with one guy.
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[Game announcer]
Stasha Ebonavich for three!
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[Cheers and applause]
[Air horn honks]
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- Oh you gotta be...
- Don't... don't start.
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It looks like the inside of
I Dream of Jeannie's bottle.
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Fresh reference.
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You're gonna make an excellent
grandfather for our kid.
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Good evening and welcome.
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Why doesn't everyone have a seat?
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I know.
There aren't any.
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So, let me ask.
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Why are you all here?
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Our check cleared?
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No, no, it's all right.
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Humor is always welcome.
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So sir, feel free to keep trying.
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Now, there are things you can do
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to enhance your experience.
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Things that I believe could
increase your chance
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of a successful implantation.
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- Really?
- No, not really.
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By creating
a purely positive energy
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you increase the chance of
success in whatever you do.
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As I have done here.
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So you see this
as a big win, huh?
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Mmmm.
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It is so good.
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Stealing these
steaks was literally
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the smartest thing
you've ever done.
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I know, honey.
But...
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But what?
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Was it the right thing to do?
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Why are you asking that?
You're the one who did this.
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With what I think was
a spot-on Jeff imitation.
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Well, what about,
"thou shalt not steal?"
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What about,
"thou shalt sack up."
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Come on.
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You know you want it.
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I shouldn't, I shouldn't,
I shouldn't.
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Jeff's my best friend.
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He takes your food,
he insults everything you wear,
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and he always calls you gay.
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Yeah.
You're right.
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I'm not gay.
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Sorry, Jeff.
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I'm gonna eat your meat.
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I just don't know why
you had to behave that way.
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Me?
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You clocked me with the pillow.
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You know the, uh,
button hit my ear.
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You deserved it.
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How humiliating.
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Escorted out of
a surrogacy seminar.
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You know what?
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I told you I didn't want
to go in the first place.
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I told you it was
gonna be stupid.
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No, no.
It wasn't stupid.
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It only became that way
after you walked in.
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Come on, Audrey, you can't
be buying in to that stuff.
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Come on, do I believe candles
and incense can actually help?
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I don't know.
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But I wanna do something.
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Something cuckoo?
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Okay, you wear your
lucky Knicks jersey
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every time they play,
why do you do that?
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Because the time
I didn't, they lost.
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To the cavs, Aud.
The cavs.
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But the point is,
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I don't try to force you
to wear a Knicks shirt.
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Okay, fine.
Fine.
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I will stop
forcing you to do things
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you obviously don't want to do.
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In fact, if you're
gonna be so negative,
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maybe you shouldn't
even be there tomorrow.
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Okay, fine, I'll go to
the chiropractor instead.
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Screwed up my back
sitting on that dog bed.
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Pass it.
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Pass it around!
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Aw!
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[End of game buzzer]
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[Game announcer]
After double-overtime,
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the final score,
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the Santa Fe Pueblos, 43.
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Your New York Empire, 42.
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Ah.
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The girls are gonna be bummed.
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It's time for some
sexual healing.
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You go ahead, sir.
I'm, uh...
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Wha...?
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Just gonna head home.
263
00:11:35,439 --> 00:11:38,374
Sit in the shower with
my knees pulled to my chest,
264
00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:40,610
and think about
what might have been.
265
00:11:40,611 --> 00:11:43,947
Well, you might have been
a man before you said that.
266
00:11:43,948 --> 00:11:45,148
Sir...
267
00:11:45,149 --> 00:11:47,150
Rick said that the
ladies have boyfriends
268
00:11:47,151 --> 00:11:49,152
in every city where they play.
269
00:11:49,153 --> 00:11:50,587
So?
270
00:11:50,588 --> 00:11:54,357
So I'm nothing more to Stasha
than 127 pounds of boy toy.
271
00:11:54,358 --> 00:11:58,227
That's the great news, okay?
272
00:11:58,228 --> 00:12:00,029
There's no strings attached.
273
00:12:00,030 --> 00:12:02,064
This is like driving
a rental car.
274
00:12:02,065 --> 00:12:04,250
You get to drive it around,
beat it all up,
275
00:12:04,251 --> 00:12:05,418
hand it in to the airport,
276
00:12:05,419 --> 00:12:08,404
then it's
the next dude's problem.
277
00:12:08,405 --> 00:12:09,739
I'm sorry, sir.
278
00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:13,343
But I was hoping for a deeper
relationship with Stasha.
279
00:12:13,344 --> 00:12:14,477
I actually thought that she...
280
00:12:14,478 --> 00:12:16,746
[fake crying]
281
00:12:16,747 --> 00:12:18,081
She and I had
an emotional connection.
282
00:12:18,082 --> 00:12:20,250
[Fake crying]
283
00:12:22,486 --> 00:12:24,254
A chance at a relationship...
284
00:12:24,255 --> 00:12:26,856
- [fake crying]
- Okay, stop that.
285
00:12:26,857 --> 00:12:28,725
We are on the verge
of a great evening here.
286
00:12:28,726 --> 00:12:30,827
With big girls, Timmy.
Big ones.
287
00:12:30,828 --> 00:12:34,797
Think a Vegas buffet of woman.
288
00:12:34,798 --> 00:12:37,333
My heart's just not
in it, I'm afraid.
289
00:12:37,334 --> 00:12:40,003
[Sigh] Why do you
always have to be you?
290
00:12:40,004 --> 00:12:41,638
Why can't you just
relax and accept
291
00:12:41,639 --> 00:12:44,107
the joyful shallowness of it all?
292
00:12:44,108 --> 00:12:47,143
Well, perhaps
your right, you know?
293
00:12:47,144 --> 00:12:48,811
Maybe what I need to do is just
294
00:12:48,812 --> 00:12:50,380
enjoy this relationship
for what it is.
295
00:12:50,381 --> 00:12:53,583
Ooh! Okay!
296
00:12:53,584 --> 00:12:55,084
Well, let's sign
the damage waiver
297
00:12:55,085 --> 00:12:56,552
and take these chicks
out for a spin.
298
00:12:56,553 --> 00:12:58,354
All right, let's do that.
299
00:12:58,355 --> 00:13:01,424
Yeah!
300
00:13:01,425 --> 00:13:07,096
♪
♪
301
00:14:05,456 --> 00:14:08,958
Why are you fidgeting?
302
00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:12,078
Jeff's gonna know
we ate his steaks.
303
00:14:12,079 --> 00:14:13,212
How?
304
00:14:13,213 --> 00:14:15,665
Because he's gonna
smell them on us.
305
00:14:15,666 --> 00:14:18,267
- You're being paranoid.
- Am I, really?
306
00:14:18,268 --> 00:14:20,036
Remember when I lost that
Slim Jim in the couch?
307
00:14:20,037 --> 00:14:23,072
He walked in,
turned the cushions over,
308
00:14:23,073 --> 00:14:25,341
and he found it.
309
00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:28,644
That was how we met.
310
00:14:28,645 --> 00:14:30,013
Okay, here he comes.
Here he comes.
311
00:14:30,014 --> 00:14:32,015
Just be cool.
312
00:14:32,016 --> 00:14:34,017
Hey.
313
00:14:34,018 --> 00:14:36,719
What's up, T-Bone!
314
00:14:40,591 --> 00:14:43,893
J-Bone.
315
00:14:43,894 --> 00:14:46,696
Hey, Jeff.
316
00:14:46,697 --> 00:14:49,799
Uh, could I get a cheeseburger?
317
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,267
Boy, you know I'll have one too.
318
00:14:51,268 --> 00:14:54,904
I can't remember the last time
that I had meat.
319
00:14:54,905 --> 00:14:58,474
Speaking of meat,
uh, does our building
320
00:14:58,475 --> 00:15:02,578
smell like beef lately?
321
00:15:04,014 --> 00:15:05,181
I wouldn't know.
322
00:15:05,182 --> 00:15:08,217
Because I lost my
sense of smell as a kid.
323
00:15:08,218 --> 00:15:13,189
Why haven't I said
anything until now?
324
00:15:13,190 --> 00:15:15,691
I don't know.
325
00:15:15,692 --> 00:15:19,896
No. Just no.
326
00:15:19,897 --> 00:15:21,364
Hey, guys.
327
00:15:21,365 --> 00:15:22,598
- Hey.
- Hey.
328
00:15:22,599 --> 00:15:23,866
Hey, Jeff.
329
00:15:23,867 --> 00:15:26,803
You and Audrey ready for
"Operation All Up in Me?"
330
00:15:26,804 --> 00:15:28,304
That's right.
331
00:15:28,305 --> 00:15:29,438
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
332
00:15:29,439 --> 00:15:30,673
Is it a big procedure?
333
00:15:30,674 --> 00:15:32,442
No, I mean, the whole thing
will only take a minute.
334
00:15:32,443 --> 00:15:33,709
Which is how long it would take
335
00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:37,880
if Jeff did it to Audrey
the old-fashioned way.
336
00:15:37,881 --> 00:15:41,184
Yeah, I spoil her.
337
00:15:41,185 --> 00:15:44,454
But, uh, she's all mad
'cause I won't get into
338
00:15:44,455 --> 00:15:46,722
this whole New Age-y
thing with her.
339
00:15:46,723 --> 00:15:49,358
Well, she's probably
really emotional.
340
00:15:49,359 --> 00:15:51,194
You know, cut her a break.
341
00:15:51,195 --> 00:15:54,163
[Chuckling]
Cut her a steak.
342
00:15:54,164 --> 00:15:58,734
Man, that doesn't
even make any sense.
343
00:15:58,735 --> 00:16:02,672
You're blowing it.
344
00:16:02,673 --> 00:16:03,739
You know,
maybe she's just trying to
345
00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:05,341
find a way to be more involved.
346
00:16:05,342 --> 00:16:07,009
Well, why didn't
she just say that?
347
00:16:07,010 --> 00:16:09,178
My guess is she probably did.
348
00:16:09,179 --> 00:16:11,247
Look, you know what?
349
00:16:11,248 --> 00:16:13,249
Just go along with it.
350
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,051
Bottom line, we're gonna
turkey baste me
351
00:16:15,052 --> 00:16:16,986
and in a week,
we'll know if it took.
352
00:16:16,987 --> 00:16:19,322
And if it didn't,
it's not a big deal.
353
00:16:19,323 --> 00:16:21,991
You'll just write another
check and we'll try again.
354
00:16:21,992 --> 00:16:24,260
Another check?
355
00:16:24,261 --> 00:16:27,597
Yeah, you have to pay
the clinic every time you try.
356
00:16:36,173 --> 00:16:38,508
Welcome.
357
00:16:38,509 --> 00:16:43,012
To this
life-giving experience.
358
00:16:43,013 --> 00:16:44,780
Jeff, you did this for me?
359
00:16:44,781 --> 00:16:46,482
For you, for me...
360
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:49,018
For her.
361
00:16:49,019 --> 00:16:51,454
The whole universe, really.
362
00:16:51,455 --> 00:16:53,990
Babe, you heard me.
363
00:16:53,991 --> 00:16:55,691
I love you again.
364
00:16:55,692 --> 00:16:56,826
Okay.
365
00:16:56,827 --> 00:17:00,696
I'm gonna go
tell them we're ready.
366
00:17:00,697 --> 00:17:03,366
Oh, you crazy bastard.
367
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:06,969
And you, saddle up and get
this right the first time.
368
00:17:16,597 --> 00:17:18,214
See ya, White Dynamite.
369
00:17:18,215 --> 00:17:20,600
Bye.
370
00:17:20,601 --> 00:17:21,918
Thank you for the fun, Timmy.
371
00:17:21,919 --> 00:17:25,922
I found you to be a worthy
adversary between my sheets.
372
00:17:25,923 --> 00:17:30,243
I'm happy to have been
the alley to your oop.
373
00:17:30,244 --> 00:17:32,561
Oh, man.
374
00:17:39,503 --> 00:17:41,403
Aah.
375
00:17:41,404 --> 00:17:42,788
Well, sir.
376
00:17:42,789 --> 00:17:44,974
I must admit
I do have to thank you
377
00:17:44,975 --> 00:17:48,594
for showing me the joys of
a stringless relationship.
378
00:17:48,595 --> 00:17:49,812
Yeah.
379
00:17:49,813 --> 00:17:52,782
[Crying]
No strings, man.
380
00:17:52,783 --> 00:17:55,685
Mr. Dunbar, what is it?
381
00:17:55,686 --> 00:17:57,787
[Crying] Nothing.
382
00:17:57,788 --> 00:18:00,056
I think I've fallen
for that big-boned gal.
383
00:18:00,057 --> 00:18:02,959
[Crying]
And now she's gone.
384
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,760
Oh, sir.
385
00:18:04,761 --> 00:18:06,646
Don't look at me.
386
00:18:06,647 --> 00:18:08,698
[Crying]
It hurts, Tim.
387
00:18:08,699 --> 00:18:10,733
- It hurts so much!
- Whoa, whoa.
388
00:18:10,734 --> 00:18:15,071
[Crying]
389
00:18:19,776 --> 00:18:21,344
Hey.
390
00:18:21,345 --> 00:18:23,279
Don't "hey" me.
391
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,498
Where are the steaks?
392
00:18:25,499 --> 00:18:27,850
Uh, I couldn't live
with the guilt.
393
00:18:27,851 --> 00:18:30,353
So I rewrapped the box
and I gave it back to Jeff.
394
00:18:30,354 --> 00:18:32,421
Wow.
395
00:18:32,422 --> 00:18:33,456
How mad was he?
396
00:18:33,457 --> 00:18:34,423
I don't know.
397
00:18:34,424 --> 00:18:37,793
I did it unanimously.
398
00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:43,299
It's the other one?
399
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:46,335
Anyway, um, so I left
them on his doorstep,
400
00:18:46,336 --> 00:18:47,770
and I even weighted them
down a little bit,
401
00:18:47,771 --> 00:18:51,240
so he wouldn't notice
some were missing.
402
00:18:51,241 --> 00:18:55,177
Well, at least he'll
never know it was us.
403
00:18:55,178 --> 00:18:58,614
Nine...
404
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:02,201
Only ten.
405
00:19:02,202 --> 00:19:04,620
"From the desk
of Adam Rhodes."
406
00:19:11,878 --> 00:19:13,879
So, uh, I just
talked to Dr. Sachs.
407
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,165
- Yeah?
- Didn't happen this time.
408
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:17,466
But...
409
00:19:17,467 --> 00:19:19,568
He says he is confident
we will get Brenda pregnant
410
00:19:19,569 --> 00:19:21,604
the next two, three tries.
411
00:19:21,605 --> 00:19:23,939
Two or three?
412
00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:26,842
No...
413
00:19:26,843 --> 00:19:30,446
Honey, don't be sad.
We are gonna make this happen.
414
00:19:30,447 --> 00:19:32,948
I don't care if
it takes ten times.
415
00:19:32,949 --> 00:19:35,251
Oh, geez.
416
00:19:35,252 --> 00:19:38,537
Oh, Jeff.
See?
417
00:19:38,538 --> 00:19:40,122
This is the real you.
418
00:19:40,123 --> 00:19:42,191
Ten times?
419
00:19:42,192 --> 00:19:43,326
Oh.
420
00:19:43,327 --> 00:19:46,395
You really wanted it to happen.
421
00:19:49,766 --> 00:19:51,100
I did.
422
00:19:51,101 --> 00:19:53,302
I really did.
423
00:20:01,443 --> 00:20:02,743
[Knock on door]
424
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:05,001
Yo.
425
00:20:06,632 --> 00:20:08,182
You can stop pining, sir.
426
00:20:08,183 --> 00:20:12,453
I, uh, have a surprise for you.
427
00:20:12,454 --> 00:20:15,490
Stand up, White Dynamite.
428
00:20:15,517 --> 00:20:17,141
Shante.
429
00:20:17,142 --> 00:20:20,561
Oh, my God.
Mmmm.
430
00:20:20,562 --> 00:20:23,030
I told her how much
you were missing her, sir.
431
00:20:23,031 --> 00:20:24,899
So I'm taking you
on the road with me.
432
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:25,900
You are?
433
00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:28,903
Whee!
434
00:20:28,904 --> 00:20:30,071
Where are we going?
435
00:20:30,072 --> 00:20:31,772
Our first game's in Tulsa.
436
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:32,940
Tulsa?
437
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,775
And then it's off to Tacoma.
438
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:37,211
What's Tacoma?
439
00:20:37,212 --> 00:20:38,546
You know, honey, I don't
think this is working out,
440
00:20:38,547 --> 00:20:39,714
even though you're a great girl.
441
00:20:39,715 --> 00:20:42,483
Hey, I flew
all the way across country.
442
00:20:42,484 --> 00:20:44,552
This is happening.
443
00:20:44,553 --> 00:20:46,787
Me, me, no, no.
444
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,589
Timmy, do something!
445
00:20:48,590 --> 00:20:51,058
Timmy, call security!
446
00:20:51,059 --> 00:20:53,648
No means no!
447
00:20:54,031 --> 00:20:57,796
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