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D.J.: I'M MAKING.
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WELL, MAKE IT FAST.
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I WANT
TO TAKE A BATH.
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FORGET IT.
IT'S OCCUPIED.
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I NEED TO REPLACE
A COUPLE WASHERS.
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DAN, THIS HAS BEEN
THE HARDEST WEEK OF MY LIFE.
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I'D LIKE
TO TAKE A BATH.
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2 WASHERS,
2 MINUTES TOPS.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH
USING YOUR BATHROOM?
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I CAN'T USE
MY BATHROOM.
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MY BATHROOM HAS BEEN
TAKEN OVER BY BECKY.
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MAYBE I SHOULD COME
BACK LATER, MRS. CONNER.
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NO. GO AHEAD
AND DO IT NOW.
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BUT AS SOON AS
YOU'RE DONE,
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I'M GOING IN THERE
AND PUTTING UP
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THE "DO NOT DISTURB"
SIGN,
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WHICH MEANS IF
THE DOORBELL RINGS, YOU ANSWER IT.
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IF THE PHONE RINGS,
YOU TAKE A MESSAGE.
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IF THE HOUSE
BURNS DOWN, YOU GET THE KIDS OUT.
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IT'S ALL YOURS,
BABY.
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HAVE THAT BURNED.
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YES, MADAM.
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YOUR BATH'S
ALMOST READY, MADAM.
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108 DEGREES, MADAM,
JUST AS YOU LIKE IT.
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THANKS, FELLAS.
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OH, LOOK,
A SINK WITH A STOPPER THAT ACTUALLY WORKS.
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AND YOU CAN COOL IT
WITH THAT "MADAM" STUFF.
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THE NAME'S ROSEANNE.
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OH, NOT NOW, ZEKE.
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Man's soothing voice:
NUMBERS HAVE NO MEANING.
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YOU LOOK GREAT
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AND HAVE
A TERRIFIC PERSONALITY.
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PEOPLE LIKE YOU
BECAUSE--
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YEAH, YEAH.
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YOUR BATH IS DRAWN,
I SHUT OFF THE PHONES,
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AND JAKE'S
BOLTED THE DOOR.
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OH, ZEKE, YOU'RE
SUCH A MENSCH.
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HI, SIS.
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JACKIE, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
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JUST SOAKING. THIS TUB
IS TERRIFIC, ROSEANNE.
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DO I HAVE TO SHARE
EVERYTHING WITH YOU?
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I WANTED
A FRESH BATH.
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THAT'S JACKIE WATER.
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ROSEANNE,
WE CAN REFILL IT IN NO TIME.
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HOW ABOUT A PEDICURE
WHILE YOU WAIT?
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OH, ALL RIGHT.
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I SEE YOU WORKED
AT WELLMAN?
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11 YEARS.
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OH, YOU POOR THING.
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OOH,
PAMPER ME, ZEKE.
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[TOY GUN ZAPS]
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INVASION FROM ZYKON,
INVASION FROM ZYKON.
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I'M TAKING YOU
PRISONER.
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HOW'D HE GET IN HERE?
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SILENCE, EARTHLING.
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[ZAP ZAP]
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JAKE, HAND ME
MY STAR-SHOOTER.
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[ZAP ZAP]
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I WARNED YOU
ABOUT DISTURBING ME
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WHILE I'M
IN MY BATHROOM.
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GREAT SHOT.
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SIT DOWN AND
TRY TO RELAX.
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YOU TRY AND RELAX
WITH 3 KIDS.
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WELL, 2.
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JUST BREATHE.
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SOMETHING'S BURNING.
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HEY, BIG RED.
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DARLENE, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING
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BURNING
YOUR REPORT CARD IN MY BATHROOM?
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WHY AIN'T YOU
IN SCHOOL?
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I DIDN'T LIKE
THE CURRICULUM.
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TAKE HER OVER
AND STRAP HER IN THAT DESK.
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I TOLD YOU
ABOUT DISTURBING ME
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WHEN I'M TRYING
TO RELAX.
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WATCH IT, STUDS.
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SORRY, DARLENE,
BUT IT'S DEATH BY POP QUIZ.
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AAH!
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MISS ENGLISH!
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THAT'S HER.
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NOW BLOW HER AWAY.
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QUESTION NUMBER ONE--
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WHAT COUNTRY LIES BETWEEN
RUSSIA AND AFGHANISTAN?
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DETROIT?
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH
THE SENTENCE,
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"FRED AND ME
ARE GOING TO THE MOVIES."
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YOU'RE TOO UGLY
TO GET A DATE?
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SPELL SYMBIOSIS!
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WHAT'S THE CAPITAL
OF ARGENTINA?
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IF JOHNNY HAS 4 APPLES
AND IS TRAVELING AT A SPEED OF 40 MILES AN HOUR
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AND HAS TO BE
IN FLORIDA BY WEDNESDAY,
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WHAT TIME SHOULD HE LEAVE?
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I'M MELTING.
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I'M MELTING!
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DETROIT. WHAT A DORK.
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IS MY BATH READY YET?
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JUST A FEW
MORE MINUTES, ROSEANNE.
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MAYBE I'LL PLUCK
MY EYEBROWS.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
ON RADIO]
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BECKY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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LOOK AT THIS MESS!
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OH, MOTHER.
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AND TURN DOWN
THAT GODAWFUL MUSIC.
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I'M GETTING
A HEADACHE.
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I CAME IN HERE
TO RELAX.
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I'LL BE DONE
IN 20 MINUTES.
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LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE
DONE TO MY BEST BATH TOWELS!
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SO, YOU CAN WASH THEM.
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I'M BLEACHING
A PAIR OF JEANS IN THE TUB.
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WHAT?
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IT WON'T TAKE LONG.
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THE TUB WAS
ALREADY FILLED.
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BECKY!
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THAT WAS MY BATH!
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OHH, I'M GOING
TO KILL YOU.
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I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT
WITH JIMMY.
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I WONDER
WHAT JIMMY WOULD THINK
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IF HE HAPPENED
TO SHOW UP HERE EARLY
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AND CATCH YOU
LOOKING LIKE THAT.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
I'D PROBABLY DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT.
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PRECISELY MY POINT.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS LOUDER]
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AAH!
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AND SHE SAYS
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I NEVER LET HER HAVE
ANY FRIENDS OVER.
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IT'S GOING TO TAKE
JUST ANOTHER MINUTE.
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MR. CONNER
TURNED OFF THE WATER.
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HE WHAT?
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DAN!
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[THUD]
OOH!
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WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
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ONE OF THESE PIPES
SPRUNG A LEAK.
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I WAS TRYING
TO FIX IT.
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FIX IT TOMORROW.
I WANT PRIVACY.
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WHAT ABOUT
THE PEC TWINS?
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PRIVACY WITH THEM.
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OVER MY DEAD BODY.
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DEAL.
WHAT?
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I'M AFRAID I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO KILL YOU.
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TONIGHT? YOU KNOW,
TONIGHT'S REALLY BAD.
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THE BEARS ARE ON TV
AND EVERYTHING.
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SAY! IS THAT
CREAMED CORN I SMELL?
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ABOUT 10,000 GALLONS
OF IT.
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NOW HOP IN.
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HEY, BOYS,
KEEP THOSE COALS NICE AND HOT.
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WAIT. HAVE YOU FELLOWS EVER
CONSIDERED USING PROPANE?
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WE LIKE COALS.
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BUT PROPANE'S A LOT
CLEANER-BURNING--
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DAN.
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SORRY, BABE.
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GET IN.
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[LAUGHS]
I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
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I'VE BEEN COOKING
ALL DAY.
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OW, OW, OW, OW.
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OW, OW, OW, OW.
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NO, THANKS. OW, OW.
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WHOA!
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WELL, I THINK
I'LL LET THIS POT SET UNTIL MORNING.
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OILS AND FINE FRAGRANCES
FROM AROUND THE WORLD.
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AIN'T YOU GOT
NO CALGON?
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ALWAYS.
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OH, CALGON,
TAKE ME AWAY.
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YOUR ROBE?
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[POUNDING ON DOOR]
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MRS. CONNER?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE, SIS?
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OFFICER JACKIE.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
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FOR THE MURDER
OF YOUR HUSBAND AND 3 CHILDREN.
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CUFF HER, FELLOWS.
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YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT,
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WHICH YOU WOULD
NEVER EXERCISE.
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HEY, AREN'T THOSE
MY EARRINGS?
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YEAH. THEY'RE NICE.
I BORROWED THEM.
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ANYTHING YOU SAY
IS USUALLY SARCASTIC
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AND WILL
BE USED AGAINST YOU.
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AM I EVER GONNA
GET 'EM BACK?
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NO. AND SINCE
YOU CAN'T AFFORD AN ATTORNEY
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BECAUSE YOU QUIT
YOUR JOB,
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ONE WILL BE
PROVIDED FOR YOU.
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YOU KNOW
I'M NOT A BRACELET PERSON.
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CAN'T YOU
TAKE THESE OFF?
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YOU KILLED 4 PEOPLE,
ROSEANNE.
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OH, THAT'S JUST LIKE
YOU TO THROW THAT AT ME, ISN'T IT?
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WHEN IS MY TRIAL?
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RIGHT NOW.
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COUNSELOR,
YOU MAY BEGIN.
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YOUR HONOR,
THE PROSECUTION WOULD LIKE TO BEGIN
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BY CALLING AS
ITS FIRST WITNESS...
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MISS DARLENE CONNER.
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OBJECTION!
YOU CAN'T CALL SOMEBODY UP THERE THAT I MURDERED.
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ALLEGEDLY MURDERED,
YOUR HONOR.
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OBJECTION OVERRULED.
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YOU MAY CONTINUE.
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00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,674
MISS CONNOR,
DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH,
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THE WHOLE TRUTH,
AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO HELP YOU GOD?
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:14,813
HI, DAD.
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HI, PUNKIN.
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AM I IN TROUBLE?
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NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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ALL YOU NEED
FOR YOU TO DO
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IS TO TELL THESE NICE
PEOPLE OVER HERE
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JUST WHAT IT WAS
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THAT YOUR MOM DID TO YOU
THE OTHER DAY.
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SHE MURDERED ME.
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ALLEGEDLY.
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00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,303
MISS CONNER...
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DO YOU KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN...
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RIGHT AND WRONG?
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00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:46,611
YEAH.
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00:10:46,612 --> 00:10:48,113
RIGHT IS DOING
SOMETHING WRONG
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AND YOU DON'T
GET CAUGHT.
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WRONG IS WHEN
YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG AND YOU DO GET CAUGHT.
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I MOVE
THAT THIS WITNESS BE DISMISSED
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ON THE GROUNDS THAT
SHE'S A PUNK.
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BEAT IT.
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YOUR HONOR,
WE WOULD LIKE TO CALL MISS BECKY CONNER.
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00:11:03,262 --> 00:11:05,330
I GOT
2 LARGE PIZZAS,
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ONE EXTRA CHEESE,
ONE MUSHROOM.
220
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,835
WE GOTTA MOVE IT.
I'M DOUBLE PARKED.
221
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,336
WHERE'S MY SODAS?
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00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,671
YOU ORDERED SODAS?
223
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,241
YOU MUST HAVE
TALKED TO TONY. I AIN'T GOT NO SODAS.
224
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SO ARREST ME.
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00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:18,477
TAKE HER AWAY!
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00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:20,045
YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH!
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00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:22,348
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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ORDER! ORDER!
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THE PROSECUTION
WOULD LIKE TO CALL MISS BECKY CONNER.
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BAILIFF,
THIS WON'T BE NECESSARY.
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00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:31,557
I THINK
EVERYONE KNOWS
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BECKY ALWAYS
TELLS THE TRUTH.
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I OBJECT!
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SHUT UP.
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00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,198
HEY, NOBODY CAN TALK TO
MY KIDS LIKE THAT
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EXCEPT ME.
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SHUT UP!
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00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:42,835
SUSTAINED.
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00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:43,969
HI, DADDY.
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HIYA, PRINCESS.
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00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:46,138
I JUST WANNA SAY
242
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THAT I UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU DID, MOM,
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00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,109
BUT I STILL THINK YOU
SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOR IT.
244
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BECAUSE THAT'S THE AMERICAN
JUDICIAL SYSTEM.
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DEMOCRACY ITSELF
IS AT STAKE
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IF WE LET PEOPLE
GET AWAY WITH MURDER.
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[MOUTHS WORDS]
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YOU KNOW, BECKY...
249
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:06,325
YOU SAY THAT YOUR MOM
KILLED YOU,
250
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,327
BUT ALL SHE REALLY DID
251
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WAS CAUSE YOU A LITTLE
PAIN AND EMBARRASSMENT.
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Courtroom: OOH!
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DO YOU KNOW
HOW MUCH PAIN
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00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,870
YOU'VE CAUSED
YOUR MOTHER?
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YOU'RE THINKING
OF DARLENE.
256
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I'VE NEVER CAUSED
MY MOTHER PAIN.
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YOUR HONOR,
I WOULD LIKE TO SUBMIT THIS TAPE
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MADE
IN THE DELIVERY ROOM
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OF LANFORD
GENERAL HOSPITAL
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ON THE NIGHT
OF MARCH 15, 1975.
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Dan: PUSH!
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Roseanne: AAHH!
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PUSH, HONEY!
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00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,054
AAAHH!
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00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:36,855
YOU CAN DO IT!
266
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SHUT UP!
I HATE YOU, DAN!
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00:12:38,657 --> 00:12:41,660
YOU'RE NEVER
GETTING NEAR ME AGAIN, AND I MEAN IT!
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YOU DID THAT, BECKY.
269
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:45,664
YOUR MOTHER
WAS TRYING TO GIVE YOU LIFE,
270
00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:47,565
AND ALL YOU GAVE HER
WAS EXCRUCIATING AGONY.
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I APOLOGIZE, MOM,
AND I FORGIVE YOU.
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I FORGIVE YOU, TOO,
MOTHER.
273
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SIT DOWN, OR I'LL
THROW THE BOOK AT YOU!
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YOU SHOULDN'T
BE THROWING BOOKS.
275
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THERE ARE PEOPLE
IN THIS WORLD WHO DON'T EVEN HAVE BOOKS.
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00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:02,347
OH, REALLY?
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00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:06,518
DON'T YOU BE
THROWING STUFF AT MY KID.
278
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,587
THE PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO
CALL CRYSTAL ANDERSON.
279
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WOULD YOU LIKE MEATBALL
OR DOUBLE CHEESE?
280
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DOUBLE CHEESE.
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00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,359
YOU LOOK GREAT,
CRYSTAL.
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00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:15,861
FLATTERY WON'T GET YOU
ANYWHERE, MURDERER.
283
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:21,066
YOUR HONOR,
ROSEANNE HAD THE BEST HUSBAND IN THE WORLD,
284
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:22,901
AND WHAT SHE DID
IS UNFORGIVABLE.
285
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,471
OH, CRYSTAL,
YOU JUST HAVE THE HOTS FOR DAN
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AND YOU ALWAYS HAVE.
287
00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:28,507
LET'S CUT THE CRAP HERE.
288
00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:30,008
WE ALL KNOW ROSEANNE
AND WHAT SHE'S LIKE.
289
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,510
SHE'S LOUD, SHE'S BOSSY,
290
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:34,012
AND TALKS
WITH HER MOUTH FULL.
291
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,447
SHE CURSES AT PEOPLE
WHEN SHE DRIVES.
292
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SHE FEEDS HER CHILDREN
FROZEN FISH STICKS
293
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:40,018
AND HIGH-CALORIE SODAS.
294
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:42,021
AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE
PROPER GROOMING HABITS.
295
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,589
MOST IMPORTANT, YOUR HONOR,
296
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SHE'S MARRIED TO
THE GREATEST MAN A WOMAN COULD EVER WANT,
297
00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:47,025
AND SHE
DON'T APPRECIATE HIM!
298
00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:48,093
AHEM. CRYSTAL.
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00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:50,595
DAN CONNER IS TENDER,
KIND, LOVING,
300
00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:53,599
LOYAL, STRONG, MASCULINE,
SEXY, AND VIRILE.
301
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:58,437
AND I MEAN, WHEN YOU
SEE HIM ON A SUMMER DAY,
302
00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,605
AND HIS HAIR'S SWEATY
AROUND THE EDGES
303
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:03,542
AND THE REST OF IT'S
FLUFFED UP AND GOLDEN FROM THE SUN,
304
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:06,244
AND HIS SHIRT IS CLINGING
TO HIM FROM SWEAT
305
00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:08,814
BECAUSE HE'S BEEN
WORKING SO HARD--
306
00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:12,083
WELL, HE'S ABOUT
THE SEXIEST MAN I'VE SEEN.
307
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:14,686
NO FURTHER QUESTIONS,
YOUR HONOR.
308
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,655
DAN, I LOVE YOU.
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00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:20,825
YOUR HONOR, I SAY
HANG THE BITCH.
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00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:23,361
YOU KNOW, CRYSTAL,
THE ONLY REASON I'M YOUR FRIEND
311
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,564
IS JUST BECAUSE
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.
312
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:27,132
YOU HAD 3 MEN
IN YOUR LIFE
313
00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:30,135
AND LOST THEM ALL.
AND I HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU
314
00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:33,138
THE ONLY WAY
TO KEEP A MAN HAPPY
315
00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:34,639
IS TO TREAT HIM
LIKE DIRT SOMETIMES!
316
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,342
MEN DO NOT LIKE
WIMPY LITTLE CREAM PUFFS!
317
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:38,477
SHE'S RIGHT.
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00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,545
YOU'RE DARN RIGHT
I'M RIGHT.
319
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,548
THE ONLY REASON
I SAY THOSE AWFUL, HURTFUL THINGS TO YOU
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00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:46,552
IS THE SAME REASON
I SAY THEM TO DAN AND MY KIDS--
321
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,186
IT'S OUT OF LOVE!
322
00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:49,755
MA'AM, YOU CAN
STEP DOWN NOW.
323
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:52,224
I'M GLAD YOU GIRLS HAVE
SETTLED YOUR DIFFERENCES,
324
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:55,727
BUT WE STILL HAVE
4 COUNTS OF MURDER.
325
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,229
DO YOU REALIZE
326
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,264
THE SERIOUSNESS
OF THIS CHARGE?
327
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:02,234
YOU COULD GET
FROM 25 YEARS TO LIFE.
328
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,970
I GOT
25 YEARS TO LIFE WHEN I MARRIED HIM.
329
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,237
Courtroom: OOH!
330
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,373
WISECRACKS WON'T
SAVE YOU THIS TIME.
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00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:09,942
IT WASN'T A WISECRACK.
332
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:13,111
I WANTED
25 YEARS TO LIFE.
333
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,380
THAT'S WHY
I MARRIED HIM.
334
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,483
I LOVE HIM.
335
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:19,051
IF YOU LOVED HIM,
336
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,053
WHY DID YOU KILL HIM
337
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:23,355
AND YOUR 3
BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN?
338
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:26,424
YOUR HONOR, ALL I WANTED
WAS 10 MINUTES ALONE
339
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,693
IN MY OWN BATHROOM!
340
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:30,762
YOUR HONOR,
IN LIGHT OF THE FACT
341
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,265
THAT THESE ARE HIGHLY
UNORTHODOX PROCEEDINGS,
342
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,267
I MYSELF WOULD
LIKE TO TESTIFY
343
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,801
ON ROSEANNE'S BEHALF.
344
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:38,737
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
345
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:42,974
WHY, AS A CHARACTER
WITNESS, YOUR HONOR.
346
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:44,543
ALL RIGHT, MR. CONNER.
347
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:47,679
TELL THE COURT
YOUR FEELINGS IN THIS MATTER.
348
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:52,551
WELL, THE TRUTH IS,
YOUR HONOR,
349
00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:56,821
IT GOES...A LITTLE
SOMETHING LIKE THIS. [SNAP]
350
00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:57,823
THANKS, DREWSKY.
351
00:15:57,823 --> 00:16:00,826
[PIANO]
352
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:03,328
HOW DO I FEEL
ABOUT THIS LADY
353
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:09,167
HOW DO I FEEL
ABOUT ROSEANNE
354
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:10,736
FREQUENTLY MY FEELINGS
ARE CONFUSED
355
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:13,305
WHAT'S THE WORD
I'M LOOKING FOR
356
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,373
CONTRADICTORY
357
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:16,441
WHICH IS NOT AT ALL
ABNORMAL
358
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:19,445
WITH A WOMAN
AND A MAN
359
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:23,649
FREQUENTLY I'M NUTS
ABOUT THIS LADY
360
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,752
FREQUENTLY I'M CUCKOO
FOR ROSEANNE
361
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:29,821
BUT WHENEVER SHE STARTS IN
WITH HER COMPLAINING
362
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,990
WHAT'S THE WORD
I'M LOOKING FOR
363
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,559
HOCKING ME
364
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,395
THEN, MAN, I MEAN
WHO NEEDS IT
365
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,363
LET HER FIND
ANOTHER MAN
366
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:40,899
I KNOW HOW I FEEL
AND IT AIN'T GOOD
367
00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:42,400
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT
368
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:45,971
YOU GET THE PICTURE
369
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:49,407
BUT WHEN THE MOOON
370
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:54,212
IS IN ITS
TROPICAL SPLENDOR
371
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,281
WHEN THE NATIVE RHYTHMS
372
00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:59,917
HUM SOFTLY
THROUGH THE TREES
373
00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:02,987
IT'S THEN I HAVE NO DOUBT
I LOVE HER
374
00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:06,992
MY GOD,
HOW I LOVE HER
375
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:10,261
FOR ALL ETERNITY
376
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:15,200
ROSEANNE
377
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:18,069
HE LOVES HER
378
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,771
OKLAHOMA, OKLAHOMA
379
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,440
HE LOVES HER
380
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,041
THIS IS NOT A JOKAHOMA
381
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,476
WE LOVE HER
382
00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:26,144
ALL OF LANFORD,
ILLINOIS
383
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:29,148
EVERYBODY LOVES HER
384
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:31,850
SHE'S WONDERFUL
385
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:35,620
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT
386
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:38,223
WE LOVE HER
387
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:41,426
MORE THAN IT'S POSSIBLE
TO LOVE
388
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:44,997
SO WHEN THE MOON IS HIGH
WE LOVE HER
389
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:48,000
MY GOD,
HOW WE LOVE HER
390
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:55,007
IN A WAY THAT
IS IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL
391
00:17:55,007 --> 00:18:01,046
AND WE'RE SELLING HER
AS HARD AS WE CAN SELL
392
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:08,553
'CAUSE IF YOU CONVICT HER
SHE WILL GO TO HELL
393
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,122
WE
394
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:11,123
LOVE
395
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:14,793
ROSEANNE
396
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:17,862
SHE'S THE ONE
OUT OF THE MANY
397
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:20,866
R-O-S-E-A-N-N-E
398
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:28,940
BODY KNOWS SHE'LL
NEVER WALK ALONE
399
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,010
YOUR HONOR, MY MOTHER'S ONLY
HAPPILY MARRIED FRIEND--
400
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,679
VONDA!
401
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,248
[STRIPPER MUSIC]
402
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:39,317
AIN'T MISBEHAVIN'
403
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:42,120
THAT'S WHAT WE'VE SHOWN
404
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,689
ALL THAT SHE WANTS IS
405
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:46,692
10 MINUTES IN THE TUB
ALONE
406
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:49,194
THAT AIN'T MISBEHAVIN'
407
00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:52,497
IT'S JUST THE WAY
SOME PEOPLE
408
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:57,536
R-O-S-E-A-N-N-E
409
00:18:57,536 --> 00:19:00,272
ETERNALLY GRATEFUL
WE'LL BE
410
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:03,275
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE SET HER FREE
411
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,844
WE
412
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:08,346
LOVE
413
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:14,186
ROSEANNE
414
00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:20,191
THAT IS A GREAT NUMBER!
415
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:21,193
GUILTY.
416
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,360
Courtroom: OH!
417
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,930
WAIT A MINUTE.
418
00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,364
WAIT A MINUTE!
419
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,867
I HAVE RENDERED
MY VERDICT!
420
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,935
BUT I DIDN'T GET
A CHANCE TO RENDER.
421
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,437
YOUR HONOR, I DIDN'T
GET A CHANCE
422
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,272
TO RENDER
ON MY OWN BEHALF.
423
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:37,309
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU
CAN'T SING, ROSEANNE.
424
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,377
I CAN'T SING?
425
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,213
I CAN'T SING?
426
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:45,584
YOUR HONOR,
YOU MUST BE JOKING.
427
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:49,087
[PIANO]
428
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:53,591
FREQUENTLY I'M NUTS
ABOUT MY CHILDREN
429
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:57,228
FREQUENTLY I LOVE
MY HUSBAND DAN
430
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,231
BUT WHEN I GET
OVERBUROVERBURDENEDERED
431
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,732
AND I NEED A LITTLE
432
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:03,201
WHAT'S THE WORD
I'M LOOKING FOR
433
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,870
EMOTIONAL
REJUVENESCENCE.
434
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,538
SHUT UP.
435
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,107
I JUST NEED
ABOUT 10 MINUTES
436
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:11,109
WITH NO CLAMOR
FROM MY CLAN
437
00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:13,111
LET 'EM LEAVE ME ALONE
438
00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:16,681
I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE
FOR EVERYBODY
439
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:19,051
WHY DON'T THEY JUST
GIVE ME A BREAK
440
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,054
LET 'EM ALL EAT CAKE
441
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,955
GET ME UP!
442
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:29,227
SO WHEN I SEEK
443
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,729
WHEN I SEEK
444
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,230
A TUB FULL OF SILENCE
445
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,233
A TUB FULL
OF SILENCE
446
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:38,737
WHEN I REALLY NEED TO SOAK
MY TROUBLES AWAY
447
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:39,704
SOAK MY TROUBLES
AWAY
448
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:42,374
THAT'S WHEN THEY COME
RIGHT IN AND BUG ME
449
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:43,875
OH, THEY BUG ME
450
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:45,877
EMOTIONALLY SLUG ME
451
00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:47,678
OH, THEY SLUG ME
452
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:48,946
ALL I GET IS
453
00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:51,449
WHERE'S MY SHIRT
454
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,351
ROSEANNE
455
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:55,754
A LOAD OF LAUNDRY
DA DA
456
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:58,256
A LOAD OF MOPPIN'
DA DA
457
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,759
A LOAD OF WORKIN'
DA DA
458
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,761
A LOAD OF SHOPPIN'
DA DA
459
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,763
DO IT PLEASE,
DO IT NOW
PLEASE, NOW
460
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,265
DO IT, MOM,
DO IT, ROSE
MOM, ROSE
461
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,268
DO IT RIGHT,
DO IT GOOD
RIGHT, GOOD
462
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,903
DO IT FAST
DO IT FAST, DO IT FAST
463
00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:15,473
EVERYONE'S COMING
AT ROSIE
464
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:20,479
AND ROSIE KEEPS
COMING IN LAST
465
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:24,983
R-O-S-E-A-N-N-E
466
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:27,986
ETERNALLY GRATEFUL
WE'LL BE
467
00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:30,989
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, SET HER FREE
468
00:21:30,989 --> 00:21:33,992
WE
469
00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:35,994
LOVE
470
00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:42,000
ROSEANNE
471
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:46,137
NOT ONLY ARE YOU GUILTY,
472
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,141
BUT I HOLD YOU
IN CONTEMPT.
473
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,208
GET ME DOWN!
474
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:52,143
[POUNDS GAVEL]
475
00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:56,214
[POUNDS HAMMER]
476
00:21:57,716 --> 00:22:00,518
ARE YOU FINISHED
IN THE BATHROOM YET, MOM?
477
00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:01,953
ALL DONE
WITH THEM WASHERS, BABE.
478
00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:03,521
MOM, I FINISHED
MY HOMEWORK,
479
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:05,524
BUT I NEED YOU
TO LOOK AT IT.
480
00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:08,426
MOM, WILL YOU
MAKE ME A SANDWICH?
481
00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:11,163
OH, NO.
YOU'RE ALL ALIVE.
482
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,230
WHAT?
483
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:14,732
I JUST HAD
THE STRANGEST DREAM.
484
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:17,736
YOU WERE IN IT
AND YOU WERE IN IT AND YOU WERE IN IT.
485
00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:19,637
YOU ALL WERE IN IT.
486
00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:21,940
THE POINT IS, DOROTHY,
YOU'RE BACK IN KANSAS NOW.
487
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:24,242
YEAH.
I SURE AM.
488
00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:26,811
AND THERE'S NO PLACE
LIKE HOME.
489
00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:28,113
YEAH?
490
00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:29,681
BULL.
491
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:33,685
WE
492
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,687
LOVE
493
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:41,192
ROSEANNE
494
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:44,196
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495
00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:47,465
OFFICER JACKIE.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER
496
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:49,234
OF YOUR HUSBAND
AND 3 CHILDREN.
497
00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:50,802
CUFF HER, FELLAS.
498
00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:54,372
CUFF HER, FELLAS.
499
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,108
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
FOR THE MURDER
500
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,610
OF YOUR HUSBAND
AND 3 CHILDREN.
501
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,111
CUFF HER, FELLAS.
502
00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:02,713
CUFF HER, FELLAS.
503
00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:05,716
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
504
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:07,085
WHO IS IT?!
505
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:11,723
MRS. CONNER...
506
00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:13,558
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'
HERE, SIS?
507
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:14,625
OFFICER JACKIE.
508
00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:15,627
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
509
00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:17,128
FOR THE MURDER
OF YOUR HUSBAND AND 3 CHILDREN.
510
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:18,630
CUFF HER, FELLAS.
511
00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:20,898
[CUFFS CLATTER ON FLOOR]
512
00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:25,670
I'M DONE.
I'M GOIN' HOME.
513
00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:28,172
GOOD NIGHT, FOLKS.
514
00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:29,674
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE
515
00:23:29,674 --> 00:23:31,175
LET HER FREE
516
00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:33,178
WE
517
00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:36,181
LOVE
518
00:23:36,181 --> 00:23:41,186
ROSEANNE
519
00:23:41,236 --> 00:23:45,786
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