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D.J.: I'M MAKING.

WELL, MAKE IT FAST.

I WANT TO TAKE A BATH.

FORGET IT. IT'S OCCUPIED.

I NEED TO REPLACE A COUPLE WASHERS.

DAN, THIS HAS BEEN THE HARDEST WEEK OF MY LIFE.

I'D LIKE TO TAKE A BATH.

2 WASHERS, 2 MINUTES TOPS.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH USING YOUR BATHROOM?

I CAN'T USE MY BATHROOM.

MY BATHROOM HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY BECKY.

MAYBE I SHOULD COME BACK LATER, MRS. CONNER.

NO. GO AHEAD AND DO IT NOW.

BUT AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE,

I'M GOING IN THERE AND PUTTING UP

THE "DO NOT DISTURB" SIGN,

WHICH MEANS IF THE DOORBELL RINGS, YOU ANSWER IT.

IF THE PHONE RINGS, YOU TAKE A MESSAGE.

IF THE HOUSE BURNS DOWN, YOU GET THE KIDS OUT.

IT'S ALL YOURS, BABY.

HAVE THAT BURNED.

YES, MADAM.

YOUR BATH'S ALMOST READY, MADAM.

108 DEGREES, MADAM, JUST AS YOU LIKE IT.

THANKS, FELLAS.

OH, LOOK, A SINK WITH A STOPPER THAT ACTUALLY WORKS.

AND YOU CAN COOL IT WITH THAT "MADAM" STUFF.

THE NAME'S ROSEANNE.

OH, NOT NOW, ZEKE.

Man's soothing voice: NUMBERS HAVE NO MEANING.

YOU LOOK GREAT

AND HAVE A TERRIFIC PERSONALITY.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU BECAUSE--

YEAH, YEAH.

YOUR BATH IS DRAWN, I SHUT OFF THE PHONES,

AND JAKE'S BOLTED THE DOOR.

OH, ZEKE, YOU'RE SUCH A MENSCH.

HI, SIS.

JACKIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

JUST SOAKING. THIS TUB IS TERRIFIC, ROSEANNE.

DO I HAVE TO SHARE EVERYTHING WITH YOU?

I WANTED A FRESH BATH.

THAT'S JACKIE WATER.

ROSEANNE, WE CAN REFILL IT IN NO TIME.

HOW ABOUT A PEDICURE WHILE YOU WAIT?

OH, ALL RIGHT.

I SEE YOU WORKED AT WELLMAN?

11 YEARS.

OH, YOU POOR THING.

OOH, PAMPER ME, ZEKE.

[TOY GUN ZAPS]

INVASION FROM ZYKON, INVASION FROM ZYKON.

I'M TAKING YOU PRISONER.

HOW'D HE GET IN HERE?

SILENCE, EARTHLING.

[ZAP ZAP]

JAKE, HAND ME MY STAR-SHOOTER.

[ZAP ZAP]

I WARNED YOU ABOUT DISTURBING ME

WHILE I'M IN MY BATHROOM.

GREAT SHOT.

SIT DOWN AND TRY TO RELAX.

YOU TRY AND RELAX WITH 3 KIDS.

WELL, 2.

JUST BREATHE.

SOMETHING'S BURNING.

HEY, BIG RED.

DARLENE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

BURNING YOUR REPORT CARD IN MY BATHROOM?

WHY AIN'T YOU IN SCHOOL?

I DIDN'T LIKE THE CURRICULUM.

TAKE HER OVER AND STRAP HER IN THAT DESK.

I TOLD YOU ABOUT DISTURBING ME

WHEN I'M TRYING TO RELAX.

WATCH IT, STUDS.

SORRY, DARLENE, BUT IT'S DEATH BY POP QUIZ.

AAH!

MISS ENGLISH!

THAT'S HER.

NOW BLOW HER AWAY.

QUESTION NUMBER ONE--

WHAT COUNTRY LIES BETWEEN RUSSIA AND AFGHANISTAN?

DETROIT?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SENTENCE,

"FRED AND ME ARE GOING TO THE MOVIES."

YOU'RE TOO UGLY TO GET A DATE?

SPELL SYMBIOSIS!

WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF ARGENTINA?

IF JOHNNY HAS 4 APPLES AND IS TRAVELING AT A SPEED OF 40 MILES AN HOUR

AND HAS TO BE IN FLORIDA BY WEDNESDAY,

WHAT TIME SHOULD HE LEAVE?

I'M MELTING.

I'M MELTING!

DETROIT. WHAT A DORK.

IS MY BATH READY YET?

JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES, ROSEANNE.

MAYBE I'LL PLUCK MY EYEBROWS.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO]

BECKY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

LOOK AT THIS MESS!

OH, MOTHER.

AND TURN DOWN THAT GODAWFUL MUSIC.

I'M GETTING A HEADACHE.

I CAME IN HERE TO RELAX.

I'LL BE DONE IN 20 MINUTES.

LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY BEST BATH TOWELS!

SO, YOU CAN WASH THEM.

I'M BLEACHING A PAIR OF JEANS IN THE TUB.

WHAT?

IT WON'T TAKE LONG.

THE TUB WAS ALREADY FILLED.

BECKY!

THAT WAS MY BATH!

OHH, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT WITH JIMMY.

I WONDER WHAT JIMMY WOULD THINK

IF HE HAPPENED TO SHOW UP HERE EARLY

AND CATCH YOU LOOKING LIKE THAT.

ARE YOU KIDDING? I'D PROBABLY DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT.

PRECISELY MY POINT.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS LOUDER]

AAH!

AND SHE SAYS

I NEVER LET HER HAVE ANY FRIENDS OVER.

IT'S GOING TO TAKE JUST ANOTHER MINUTE.

MR. CONNER TURNED OFF THE WATER.

HE WHAT?

DAN!

[THUD] OOH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

ONE OF THESE PIPES SPRUNG A LEAK.

I WAS TRYING TO FIX IT.

FIX IT TOMORROW. I WANT PRIVACY.

WHAT ABOUT THE PEC TWINS?

PRIVACY WITH THEM.

OVER MY DEAD BODY.

DEAL. WHAT?

I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO KILL YOU.

TONIGHT? YOU KNOW, TONIGHT'S REALLY BAD.

THE BEARS ARE ON TV AND EVERYTHING.

SAY! IS THAT CREAMED CORN I SMELL?

ABOUT 10,000 GALLONS OF IT.

NOW HOP IN.

HEY, BOYS, KEEP THOSE COALS NICE AND HOT.

WAIT. HAVE YOU FELLOWS EVER CONSIDERED USING PROPANE?

WE LIKE COALS.

BUT PROPANE'S A LOT CLEANER-BURNING--

DAN.

SORRY, BABE.

GET IN.

[LAUGHS] I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

I'VE BEEN COOKING ALL DAY.

OW, OW, OW, OW.

OW, OW, OW, OW.

NO, THANKS. OW, OW.

WHOA!

WELL, I THINK I'LL LET THIS POT SET UNTIL MORNING.

OILS AND FINE FRAGRANCES FROM AROUND THE WORLD.

AIN'T YOU GOT NO CALGON?

ALWAYS.

OH, CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY.

YOUR ROBE?

[POUNDING ON DOOR]

MRS. CONNER?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, SIS?

OFFICER JACKIE. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST

FOR THE MURDER OF YOUR HUSBAND AND 3 CHILDREN.

CUFF HER, FELLOWS.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT,

WHICH YOU WOULD NEVER EXERCISE.

HEY, AREN'T THOSE MY EARRINGS?

YEAH. THEY'RE NICE. I BORROWED THEM.

ANYTHING YOU SAY IS USUALLY SARCASTIC

AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU.

AM I EVER GONNA GET 'EM BACK?

NO. AND SINCE YOU CAN'T AFFORD AN ATTORNEY

BECAUSE YOU QUIT YOUR JOB,

ONE WILL BE PROVIDED FOR YOU.

YOU KNOW I'M NOT A BRACELET PERSON.

CAN'T YOU TAKE THESE OFF?

YOU KILLED 4 PEOPLE, ROSEANNE.

OH, THAT'S JUST LIKE YOU TO THROW THAT AT ME, ISN'T IT?

WHEN IS MY TRIAL?

RIGHT NOW.

COUNSELOR, YOU MAY BEGIN.

YOUR HONOR, THE PROSECUTION WOULD LIKE TO BEGIN

BY CALLING AS ITS FIRST WITNESS...

MISS DARLENE CONNER.

OBJECTION! YOU CAN'T CALL SOMEBODY UP THERE THAT I MURDERED.

ALLEGEDLY MURDERED, YOUR HONOR.

OBJECTION OVERRULED.

YOU MAY CONTINUE.

MISS CONNOR, DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH,

THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO HELP YOU GOD?

YEAH, RIGHT.

HI, DAD.

HI, PUNKIN.

AM I IN TROUBLE?

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

ALL YOU NEED FOR YOU TO DO

IS TO TELL THESE NICE PEOPLE OVER HERE

JUST WHAT IT WAS

THAT YOUR MOM DID TO YOU THE OTHER DAY.

SHE MURDERED ME.

ALLEGEDLY.

MISS CONNER...

DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN...

RIGHT AND WRONG?

YEAH.

RIGHT IS DOING SOMETHING WRONG

AND YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT.

WRONG IS WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG AND YOU DO GET CAUGHT.

I MOVE THAT THIS WITNESS BE DISMISSED

ON THE GROUNDS THAT SHE'S A PUNK.

BEAT IT.

YOUR HONOR, WE WOULD LIKE TO CALL MISS BECKY CONNER.

I GOT 2 LARGE PIZZAS,

ONE EXTRA CHEESE, ONE MUSHROOM.

WE GOTTA MOVE IT. I'M DOUBLE PARKED.

WHERE'S MY SODAS?

YOU ORDERED SODAS?

YOU MUST HAVE TALKED TO TONY. I AIN'T GOT NO SODAS.

SO ARREST ME.

TAKE HER AWAY!

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

ORDER! ORDER!

THE PROSECUTION WOULD LIKE TO CALL MISS BECKY CONNER.

BAILIFF, THIS WON'T BE NECESSARY.

I THINK EVERYONE KNOWS

BECKY ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH.

I OBJECT!

SHUT UP.

HEY, NOBODY CAN TALK TO MY KIDS LIKE THAT

EXCEPT ME.

SHUT UP!

SUSTAINED.

HI, DADDY.

HIYA, PRINCESS.

I JUST WANNA SAY

THAT I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU DID, MOM,

BUT I STILL THINK YOU SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOR IT.

BECAUSE THAT'S THE AMERICAN JUDICIAL SYSTEM.

DEMOCRACY ITSELF IS AT STAKE

IF WE LET PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH MURDER.

[MOUTHS WORDS]

YOU KNOW, BECKY...

YOU SAY THAT YOUR MOM KILLED YOU,

BUT ALL SHE REALLY DID

WAS CAUSE YOU A LITTLE PAIN AND EMBARRASSMENT.

Courtroom: OOH!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN

YOU'VE CAUSED YOUR MOTHER?

YOU'RE THINKING OF DARLENE.

I'VE NEVER CAUSED MY MOTHER PAIN.

YOUR HONOR, I WOULD LIKE TO SUBMIT THIS TAPE

MADE IN THE DELIVERY ROOM

OF LANFORD GENERAL HOSPITAL

ON THE NIGHT OF MARCH 15, 1975.

Dan: PUSH!

Roseanne: AAHH!

PUSH, HONEY!

AAAHH!

YOU CAN DO IT!

SHUT UP! I HATE YOU, DAN!

YOU'RE NEVER GETTING NEAR ME AGAIN, AND I MEAN IT!

YOU DID THAT, BECKY.

YOUR MOTHER WAS TRYING TO GIVE YOU LIFE,

AND ALL YOU GAVE HER WAS EXCRUCIATING AGONY.

I APOLOGIZE, MOM, AND I FORGIVE YOU.

I FORGIVE YOU, TOO, MOTHER.

SIT DOWN, OR I'LL THROW THE BOOK AT YOU!

YOU SHOULDN'T BE THROWING BOOKS.

THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO DON'T EVEN HAVE BOOKS.

OH, REALLY?

DON'T YOU BE THROWING STUFF AT MY KID.

THE PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO CALL CRYSTAL ANDERSON.

WOULD YOU LIKE MEATBALL OR DOUBLE CHEESE?

DOUBLE CHEESE.

YOU LOOK GREAT, CRYSTAL.

FLATTERY WON'T GET YOU ANYWHERE, MURDERER.

YOUR HONOR, ROSEANNE HAD THE BEST HUSBAND IN THE WORLD,

AND WHAT SHE DID IS UNFORGIVABLE.

OH, CRYSTAL, YOU JUST HAVE THE HOTS FOR DAN

AND YOU ALWAYS HAVE.

LET'S CUT THE CRAP HERE.

WE ALL KNOW ROSEANNE AND WHAT SHE'S LIKE.

SHE'S LOUD, SHE'S BOSSY,

AND TALKS WITH HER MOUTH FULL.

SHE CURSES AT PEOPLE WHEN SHE DRIVES.

SHE FEEDS HER CHILDREN FROZEN FISH STICKS

AND HIGH-CALORIE SODAS.

AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE PROPER GROOMING HABITS.

MOST IMPORTANT, YOUR HONOR,

SHE'S MARRIED TO THE GREATEST MAN A WOMAN COULD EVER WANT,

AND SHE DON'T APPRECIATE HIM!

AHEM. CRYSTAL.

DAN CONNER IS TENDER, KIND, LOVING,

LOYAL, STRONG, MASCULINE, SEXY, AND VIRILE.

AND I MEAN, WHEN YOU SEE HIM ON A SUMMER DAY,

AND HIS HAIR'S SWEATY AROUND THE EDGES

AND THE REST OF IT'S FLUFFED UP AND GOLDEN FROM THE SUN,

AND HIS SHIRT IS CLINGING TO HIM FROM SWEAT

BECAUSE HE'S BEEN WORKING SO HARD--

WELL, HE'S ABOUT THE SEXIEST MAN I'VE SEEN.

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOR.

DAN, I LOVE YOU.

YOUR HONOR, I SAY HANG THE BITCH.

YOU KNOW, CRYSTAL, THE ONLY REASON I'M YOUR FRIEND

IS JUST BECAUSE I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.

YOU HAD 3 MEN IN YOUR LIFE

AND LOST THEM ALL. AND I HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU

THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP A MAN HAPPY

IS TO TREAT HIM LIKE DIRT SOMETIMES!

MEN DO NOT LIKE WIMPY LITTLE CREAM PUFFS!

SHE'S RIGHT.

YOU'RE DARN RIGHT I'M RIGHT.

THE ONLY REASON I SAY THOSE AWFUL, HURTFUL THINGS TO YOU

IS THE SAME REASON I SAY THEM TO DAN AND MY KIDS--

IT'S OUT OF LOVE!

MA'AM, YOU CAN STEP DOWN NOW.

I'M GLAD YOU GIRLS HAVE SETTLED YOUR DIFFERENCES,

BUT WE STILL HAVE 4 COUNTS OF MURDER.

DO YOU REALIZE

THE SERIOUSNESS OF THIS CHARGE?

YOU COULD GET FROM 25 YEARS TO LIFE.

I GOT 25 YEARS TO LIFE WHEN I MARRIED HIM.

Courtroom: OOH!

WISECRACKS WON'T SAVE YOU THIS TIME.

IT WASN'T A WISECRACK.

I WANTED 25 YEARS TO LIFE.

THAT'S WHY I MARRIED HIM.

I LOVE HIM.

IF YOU LOVED HIM,

WHY DID YOU KILL HIM

AND YOUR 3 BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN?

YOUR HONOR, ALL I WANTED WAS 10 MINUTES ALONE

IN MY OWN BATHROOM!

YOUR HONOR, IN LIGHT OF THE FACT

THAT THESE ARE HIGHLY UNORTHODOX PROCEEDINGS,

I MYSELF WOULD LIKE TO TESTIFY

ON ROSEANNE'S BEHALF.

FOR WHAT PURPOSE?

WHY, AS A CHARACTER WITNESS, YOUR HONOR.

ALL RIGHT, MR. CONNER.

TELL THE COURT YOUR FEELINGS IN THIS MATTER.

WELL, THE TRUTH IS, YOUR HONOR,

IT GOES...A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. [SNAP]

THANKS, DREWSKY.

[PIANO]

HOW DO I FEEL ABOUT THIS LADY

HOW DO I FEEL ABOUT ROSEANNE

FREQUENTLY MY FEELINGS ARE CONFUSED

WHAT'S THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR

CONTRADICTORY

WHICH IS NOT AT ALL ABNORMAL

WITH A WOMAN AND A MAN

FREQUENTLY I'M NUTS ABOUT THIS LADY

FREQUENTLY I'M CUCKOO FOR ROSEANNE

BUT WHENEVER SHE STARTS IN WITH HER COMPLAINING

WHAT'S THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR

HOCKING ME

THEN, MAN, I MEAN WHO NEEDS IT

LET HER FIND ANOTHER MAN

I KNOW HOW I FEEL AND IT AIN'T GOOD

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT

YOU GET THE PICTURE

BUT WHEN THE MOOON

IS IN ITS TROPICAL SPLENDOR

WHEN THE NATIVE RHYTHMS

HUM SOFTLY THROUGH THE TREES

IT'S THEN I HAVE NO DOUBT I LOVE HER

MY GOD, HOW I LOVE HER

FOR ALL ETERNITY

ROSEANNE

HE LOVES HER

OKLAHOMA, OKLAHOMA

HE LOVES HER

THIS IS NOT A JOKAHOMA

WE LOVE HER

ALL OF LANFORD, ILLINOIS

EVERYBODY LOVES HER

SHE'S WONDERFUL

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT

WE LOVE HER

MORE THAN IT'S POSSIBLE TO LOVE

SO WHEN THE MOON IS HIGH WE LOVE HER

MY GOD, HOW WE LOVE HER

IN A WAY THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL

AND WE'RE SELLING HER AS HARD AS WE CAN SELL

'CAUSE IF YOU CONVICT HER SHE WILL GO TO HELL

WE

LOVE

ROSEANNE

SHE'S THE ONE OUT OF THE MANY

R-O-S-E-A-N-N-E

BODY KNOWS SHE'LL NEVER WALK ALONE

YOUR HONOR, MY MOTHER'S ONLY HAPPILY MARRIED FRIEND--

VONDA!

[STRIPPER MUSIC]

AIN'T MISBEHAVIN'

THAT'S WHAT WE'VE SHOWN

ALL THAT SHE WANTS IS

10 MINUTES IN THE TUB ALONE

THAT AIN'T MISBEHAVIN'

IT'S JUST THE WAY SOME PEOPLE

R-O-S-E-A-N-N-E

ETERNALLY GRATEFUL WE'LL BE

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE SET HER FREE

WE

LOVE

ROSEANNE

THAT IS A GREAT NUMBER!

GUILTY.

Courtroom: OH!

WAIT A MINUTE.

WAIT A MINUTE!

I HAVE RENDERED MY VERDICT!

BUT I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO RENDER.

YOUR HONOR, I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE

TO RENDER ON MY OWN BEHALF.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SING, ROSEANNE.

I CAN'T SING?

I CAN'T SING?

YOUR HONOR, YOU MUST BE JOKING.

[PIANO]

FREQUENTLY I'M NUTS ABOUT MY CHILDREN

FREQUENTLY I LOVE MY HUSBAND DAN

BUT WHEN I GET OVERBUROVERBURDENEDERED

AND I NEED A LITTLE

WHAT'S THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR

EMOTIONAL REJUVENESCENCE.

SHUT UP.

I JUST NEED ABOUT 10 MINUTES

WITH NO CLAMOR FROM MY CLAN

LET 'EM LEAVE ME ALONE

I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYBODY

WHY DON'T THEY JUST GIVE ME A BREAK

LET 'EM ALL EAT CAKE

GET ME UP!

SO WHEN I SEEK

WHEN I SEEK

A TUB FULL OF SILENCE

A TUB FULL OF SILENCE

WHEN I REALLY NEED TO SOAK MY TROUBLES AWAY

SOAK MY TROUBLES AWAY

THAT'S WHEN THEY COME RIGHT IN AND BUG ME

OH, THEY BUG ME

EMOTIONALLY SLUG ME

OH, THEY SLUG ME

ALL I GET IS

WHERE'S MY SHIRT

ROSEANNE

A LOAD OF LAUNDRY

DA DA

A LOAD OF MOPPIN'

DA DA

A LOAD OF WORKIN'

DA DA

A LOAD OF SHOPPIN'

DA DA

DO IT PLEASE, DO IT NOW

PLEASE, NOW

DO IT, MOM, DO IT, ROSE

MOM, ROSE

DO IT RIGHT, DO IT GOOD

RIGHT, GOOD

DO IT FAST

DO IT FAST, DO IT FAST

EVERYONE'S COMING AT ROSIE

AND ROSIE KEEPS COMING IN LAST

R-O-S-E-A-N-N-E

ETERNALLY GRATEFUL WE'LL BE

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, SET HER FREE

WE

LOVE

ROSEANNE

NOT ONLY ARE YOU GUILTY,

BUT I HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT.

GET ME DOWN!

[POUNDS GAVEL]

[POUNDS HAMMER]

ARE YOU FINISHED IN THE BATHROOM YET, MOM?

ALL DONE WITH THEM WASHERS, BABE.

MOM, I FINISHED MY HOMEWORK,

BUT I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT IT.

MOM, WILL YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH?

OH, NO. YOU'RE ALL ALIVE.

WHAT?

I JUST HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM.

YOU WERE IN IT AND YOU WERE IN IT AND YOU WERE IN IT.

YOU ALL WERE IN IT.

THE POINT IS, DOROTHY, YOU'RE BACK IN KANSAS NOW.

YEAH. I SURE AM.

AND THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

YEAH?

BULL.

WE

LOVE

ROSEANNE

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--

OFFICER JACKIE. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER

OF YOUR HUSBAND AND 3 CHILDREN.

CUFF HER, FELLAS.

CUFF HER, FELLAS.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER

OF YOUR HUSBAND AND 3 CHILDREN.

CUFF HER, FELLAS.

CUFF HER, FELLAS.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

WHO IS IT?!

MRS. CONNER...

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE, SIS?

OFFICER JACKIE.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST

FOR THE MURDER OF YOUR HUSBAND AND 3 CHILDREN.

CUFF HER, FELLAS.

[CUFFS CLATTER ON FLOOR]

I'M DONE. I'M GOIN' HOME.

GOOD NIGHT, FOLKS.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE

LET HER FREE

WE

LOVE

ROSEANNE

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