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Man: do what I say!
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Sheriff's
department--
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Don't you talk
back to--What?
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She likes it rough.
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She likes it rough.
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Yeah, yeah. Stay
for the show...
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You know, there's
openings.
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And I saw there's
openings in Flagstaff, Arizona.
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Yeah, I applied.
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Did you apply, too?
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Yeah, they're not
interested.
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They're not--Weren't
taking-- No.
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Oh, so their standards
are pretty high. Yeah.
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Aah!
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Son of a bitch.
God damn it.
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Huh!
[Coughs]
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They all have guns!
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Woo-Hoo!
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Ow!
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Push 'em.
Push 'em together.
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Sheriff's department!
I need your bike!
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Oh, god!
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[Sirens approaching]
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[Fires two shots,
empty gun clicks]
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Uh! Uh!
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Boss, boss, you're over
the line.
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Aah!
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Don't you judge me.
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Dangle: no,
we don't judge--
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Don't you judge me.
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Then don't call us.
Then don't call for help.
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OK, but I have to.
I'm in pain.
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Andrew!
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I'm in so much pain!
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Andrew, if you don't
want to be judged,
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Don't call
the sheriff's department.
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OK, look, look, look.
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It is not my finest hour.
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Are you stuck in--
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In or under?
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Side or under?
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A little bit of all that.
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Can I ask you a question
man to man?
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Mm-Hmm, mm-Hmm.
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And I don't know her
very well.
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Are you going in
the front or the back?
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Because I can't
honestly tell right now.
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Right now I'm
doing the front
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Because I already--
I sort of messed up the back already.
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[Exhales]
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Sort of messed up the back.
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Oh, I'm getting
judged so completely!
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Kids at home, if you're
watching, uh, uh,
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There's a whole lot of
predicaments
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In the world you
can get out of
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With a simple understanding
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Of some physics
and some chemistry.
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So what you're
gonna do, wipe.
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OK, warm...
hot, hot.
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Reach around. And you're
gonna cup her lady parts.
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I'll give her the old
reach-Around.
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All right? Yeah. Get real,
real, real, real super hot.
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OK.
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And now, I'm gonna come
in cold on your manhood.
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Right, right.
OK.
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OK. Ready?
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22, 42, 32!
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Hut!
Hike!
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Aah!
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Waah!
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[Blowing]
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Aah!
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Oh, aah!
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Hang on. I got her.
She's giving. She's giving. She's giving.
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Oh! Ow!
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She just kneed me
in the face.
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OK, I got her.
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She kneed me in the face.
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OK, I got her.
I got her. OK.
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All right. How you
feeling? All right?
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All right. Well--
Yeah, it's good seeing you guys.
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Good seeing you,
too, man. Yeah.
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You know, you pay good
money for a shoelace,
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You don't need to throw
the whole thing away.
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Let me try it.
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[Knock knock]
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Sorry. Hi.
Um, I was just dropping by.
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Uh, confessing
to a murder.
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Uh, basically,
there was a, uh, a death.
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A man was murdered
in Thailand 3 months ago.
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It's on
the Interpol site.
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And I am wracked
with guilt, can't sleep.
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And I'm here
to just confess.
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And, you know, put
the bracelets on me
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Or--You call them
bracelets, right?
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I was watching
some cop show.
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Handcuffs.
All right.
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What did you do?
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What did you do
again?
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Bludgeoned a man
to death 3 months ago in Thailand.
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It's on the Interpol
website.
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And these are
the war hammers that did it.
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And I'm here
to confess.
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What was
your name again?
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Last name is Coe. C-O-E.
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C-O-E.
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And then my first
name is Jillet.
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Coe?
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J-I-L-L-E-T.
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There's not an "e"
on the end.
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And then there's a hyphen.
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I wasn't even
listening. Sorry.
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Hyphen "Ben. Jillet-Ben.
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Jillet-Ben.
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And then the last name
is Coe.
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Cindy, could you
get me through to...
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Thailand.
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The country
of Thailand.
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The department
of justice?
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We have got a detainee
who has confessed...
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Jillet-Ben Coe.
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To a murder in Thailand.
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Mr. Gian Diep?
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Yes, sir.
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Uh, uh... two deputies
to fly him to Thailand?
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Uh, yes, sir.
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We don't have a plane
here at the Reno sh--
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We'd fly first-Class
to Thailand. Do I--
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Do all three of us--
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Do I get to go?
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Hey.
Hey.
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I got a problem.
OK.
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This says it is
overnight delivery. Right.
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The date it was sent
is 3 days ago.
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Ah, yeah.
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OK. Let me
show you something.
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Oh, my--
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This--This is what
happened as a result of your tardiness.
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Right there.
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Is he--He's dead?
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Yup.
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Then we'll say,
if this were to come on the day
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That it was
supposed to, who'd be not alive?
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You. You wouldn't
be alive.
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Don't go there.
That's none of your business.
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So it sounds
like thank-You time.
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Sounds like
thank-You time to me.
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Not at all. Not at all.
That has nothing to do with anything.
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This is about
the principle of the matter.
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Adolf Hitler.
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Familiar with the man?
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I am not--Yes,
well, yeah.
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Everybody is.
Everybody knows who Adolf--
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Killed 7 million people
basically. Mm-Hmm.
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I'm sure some of
those people would have been murderers.
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Ah--
Just statistically.
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Sure.
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Of course.
Well--
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Shut up. Yes.
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All right. Am I Adolf--
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All right.
Am I Adolf Hitler in this equation?
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Watch what happens.
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So now I can say,
"oh, you know what?
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"A bunch of people
didn't get killed because of those murderers.
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Adolf Hitler
is my hero. That's you.
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Yes.
That's an upside.
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It's called half-Full.
It's called half-Full.
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You're Adolf Hitler.
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OK, actually,
I have another package
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That's for you from
John Q. Public,
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And it's supposed
to be here today.
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So it's in the
truck and, uh...
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Good.
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I'm gonna need you
to sign.
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Have a seat.
OK.
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Come on in.
We're clear.
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Welcome aboard.
Clear.
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I'll be 3A,
which is the window.
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Yeah, OK. Just twist.
Can you go maybe down underhand there?
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Hang on.
What? Which way? Which way?
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OK, that's good.
No, that's good. That's perfect.
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OK. How long
is this flight?
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It's 14 hours.
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But regardless, sir,
we can't have you in this situation.
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It's not safe for
either of you.
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No. We're first-Class.
We are first-Class.
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I understand.
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Why don't you two switch
over here
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So that he gets here--
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I don't mean
to be rude,
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But then we're gonna have
the same problem where this is not safe for you guys.
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Ah, you're
already up, sir.
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Why don't you head
up over here?
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Ah--
I would insist, sir. That would be--
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3B, 3B.
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Do we get charged
to change seats?
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Is there, like,
a $50, like one of them fees that they do?
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Of course not.
No.
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'Cause on
greyhound, when you switch seats...
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They do charge
you there.
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They do 35 bucks.
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I want to have
the aisle seat. Thank you.
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Wait. If you can just
have a seat, relax.
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Oh, stretching
my little legs out. I like that.
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We'd love to bring
you your beverages and get started.
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Whoo.
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Yes?
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Hey.
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Hi.
How you doing?
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Great. Nuts?
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Yeah. I'll do that.
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Whoa. Ha ha. OK.
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Hey, these
are warm.
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Yes. They're toasted.
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On purpose?
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Yes.
Toasted nuts?
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Warm nuts.
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Just don't run with it.
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My associate,
Jones, needs
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His nuts warmed,
please.
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Jones: ha ha!
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Oh, you need your
nuts warmed? Here. I'll get them...
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Absolutely.
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[Tires screech]
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S?�, we're back
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On El Chupacabra
because sucking
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Con chupito.
Chupy, chupy.
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?como estas,
mi amor?
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[Speaking Spanish]
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Ah, s?�, ready
to suck anything.
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And we're here with
the Reno sheriff's department.
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Trudy: well, we're
here from the Reno sheriff's department...
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Covered that.
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To let everyone know
that we are having a Reno family fun day.
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Super family
fun day!
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Whoa! That
sound like fun! When is it?
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Well, Chupacabra,
it's may 5th.
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May 5th.
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Whoa! Cinco de mayo.
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That's the same
as may 5th.
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Cinco de mayo.
Cinco de mayo.
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Cinco de mayo.
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Same day
as may 5th.
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OK, we're going
to have a party for KPBA as well
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On Cinco de mayo.
Where's your party?
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Oh, well, ours is
at the Reno downtown park in the municipal...
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The municipal
park.
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Oh! That's
where our party is, too.
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??s?�, nuestra fiesta!
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You're having
a party, too?
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Are you guys
in the parking lot or in the park?
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Ours is in
the parking lot.
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In the parking lot.
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Oh, like
homeless people. Ha ha!
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We will be inside.
What will you have at your party?
257
00:08:14,326 --> 00:08:17,027
Well, we are going to
have some homeless people.
258
00:08:17,062 --> 00:08:20,197
We are going
to have 3 dragons that skateboard.
259
00:08:20,231 --> 00:08:22,366
We're not gonna have
skateboarding dragons,
260
00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,668
But we will have
an egg toss... and...
261
00:08:23,702 --> 00:08:25,869
And it's hard-Boiled eggs
so nothing gets too messy.
262
00:08:25,904 --> 00:08:27,639
Whoo! Yeah!
263
00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:29,040
Oh, we are
going to shave the police's balls
264
00:08:29,074 --> 00:08:31,242
Until they look
like huevos!
265
00:08:31,276 --> 00:08:34,579
Cocorico! Cocorico!
266
00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:42,820
[Sirens]
267
00:08:44,489 --> 00:08:46,056
[Raineesha clicks tongue]
268
00:08:46,091 --> 00:08:49,560
Raineesha:
oh, here we go.
269
00:08:49,594 --> 00:08:50,328
Hey!
Uh-Uh!
270
00:08:50,362 --> 00:08:51,195
Keep following
the cards.
271
00:08:51,229 --> 00:08:51,829
Raineesha:
the party is over, all right?
272
00:08:51,863 --> 00:08:53,030
Break it up.
Break it up.
273
00:08:53,064 --> 00:08:54,132
We got to take
you in.
274
00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,466
Aw. Come on, now.
No.
275
00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:56,701
You can't be doing this
scam on people.
276
00:08:56,735 --> 00:08:58,236
I know what you do.
You say, "hey, find the queen.
277
00:08:58,270 --> 00:08:59,904
Find the queen. And then
there's no queen, see?
278
00:08:59,938 --> 00:09:01,138
Holy shit. I just
found the queen. See?
279
00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:04,075
Yeah, you would
have just won $20.
280
00:09:04,109 --> 00:09:04,976
I would have won $20?
281
00:09:05,010 --> 00:09:06,310
OK, but
she didn't. So wrap it up.
282
00:09:06,344 --> 00:09:08,178
Yeah, yeah. If you
had put money down, you would have won $20.
283
00:09:08,213 --> 00:09:09,080
That's all I'm saying.
284
00:09:09,114 --> 00:09:11,115
Rai, I'm feeling
lucky today. No.
285
00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:12,383
No...
oh!
286
00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:14,185
Remember, I found
cotton balls at the bottom of my grocery bag,
287
00:09:14,219 --> 00:09:16,086
And I hadn't even
bought cotton balls.
288
00:09:16,121 --> 00:09:17,421
This is my
lucky day, right? No...
289
00:09:17,455 --> 00:09:19,089
Shut up! Here!
290
00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:20,324
Oh, sorry, ma'am.
291
00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:22,460
?
fuck you,
fuck you ?
292
00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:24,328
?
fuck you,
suck it ?
293
00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:25,629
One more! Yeah. All right.
294
00:09:25,664 --> 00:09:26,530
Double or nothing.
Never, never, never down. Look for the queen.
295
00:09:26,564 --> 00:09:27,398
Look for the queen.
Look for the queen...
296
00:09:27,432 --> 00:09:28,166
Where you
at, queen? Where she at?
297
00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:33,838
Shh--Shh! I heard
her right there.
298
00:09:33,872 --> 00:09:34,371
Sorry.
299
00:09:34,406 --> 00:09:35,973
Squeak! There she was.
300
00:09:36,007 --> 00:09:37,508
Holla back, queen.
301
00:09:37,542 --> 00:09:38,476
Holla!
302
00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:40,711
That's how we do it
in Reno, bitch.
303
00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:41,678
You scaring me now.
304
00:09:41,713 --> 00:09:42,880
Crime do not pay.
Not today.
305
00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,281
That's some kind of con.
306
00:09:44,316 --> 00:09:45,115
No way.
307
00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:46,250
I told you, Rai.
I told you!
308
00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:49,220
You should--I might need
to borrow a few dollars.
309
00:09:53,225 --> 00:09:54,792
You see that?
Because you don't listen.
310
00:09:54,826 --> 00:09:56,226
Hey! Fuck me!
311
00:09:56,261 --> 00:09:57,795
Fuck me!
312
00:09:57,830 --> 00:10:00,164
You don't fuck me
like that.
313
00:10:00,198 --> 00:10:01,766
I'll fuck you.
314
00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:02,700
I will fuck you.
315
00:10:02,734 --> 00:10:04,969
Get him, Trudy.
316
00:10:05,003 --> 00:10:06,203
You got it, girl.
317
00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:09,339
Whoa, whoa. I
just saw a penny.
318
00:10:09,374 --> 00:10:11,308
Rai, I found
a penny.
319
00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:20,717
Dangle: we're at mile
marker 61 on route 8.
320
00:10:20,752 --> 00:10:21,919
We got
a major collision.
321
00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,421
White caucasian--
Male. Sir? Sir?
322
00:10:23,455 --> 00:10:25,489
Sir? Are you OK?
Are you OK?
323
00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:27,091
No, I'm not OK.
324
00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:28,525
Could you get me away
from this car, please?
325
00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:29,660
OK, yeah.
He is not OK.
326
00:10:29,694 --> 00:10:32,096
We need EMT's
right away. How long can we expect them?
327
00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:34,265
I've been in
a god damn car accident, that's what's wrong.
328
00:10:34,299 --> 00:10:35,866
OK, sir,
stay calm.
329
00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:37,534
Sir, the EMTs are
about 30 minutes away.
330
00:10:37,569 --> 00:10:38,836
30 minutes away.
They'll be right here.
331
00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:40,271
No, you don't understand.
I'm not gonna make it that long.
332
00:10:40,305 --> 00:10:41,038
OK, let me tell
you something.
333
00:10:41,072 --> 00:10:42,306
I'm a doctor.
OK.
334
00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:44,441
OK? And I've got
hemostatic pressure in my abdomen, all right?
335
00:10:44,475 --> 00:10:46,044
I'm gonna bleed out--Bleed
before they get here.
336
00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:47,445
So I'm gonna have to have
you guys operate on me.
337
00:10:47,479 --> 00:10:48,612
Dangle and Rizzo: 1, 2, 3!
338
00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:49,847
Doctor: aah!
339
00:10:49,882 --> 00:10:51,482
Hold on!
Wait, wait! Wait!
340
00:10:51,516 --> 00:10:52,816
What's up?
OK, what is it?
341
00:10:52,851 --> 00:10:53,785
Here we go.
342
00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:54,952
This is good?
343
00:10:54,986 --> 00:10:55,919
This is the absolute
worst possible way that you could be
344
00:10:55,954 --> 00:10:57,021
Carrying me right now.
345
00:10:57,055 --> 00:10:58,756
Just breathe.
You're gonna be just fine.
346
00:10:58,790 --> 00:10:59,691
Just breathe.
We're gonna do this.
347
00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:00,658
In the backseat of my car,
348
00:11:00,692 --> 00:11:02,527
There's a doctor's
bag with my surgical instruments in it.
349
00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:03,627
There's a doctor's
bag? What does the bag look like?
350
00:11:03,661 --> 00:11:04,629
It's a fucking
doctor's bag.
351
00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:05,729
OK!
352
00:11:05,764 --> 00:11:06,731
Can you describe
it more specifically or just is it--
353
00:11:06,765 --> 00:11:07,732
You ever seen "little
house on the prairie"?!
354
00:11:07,766 --> 00:11:09,199
Don't worry about it.
355
00:11:09,234 --> 00:11:10,201
You ever seen doc baker
on "little house on the prairie"?
356
00:11:10,235 --> 00:11:11,502
You seen a doctor's
bag before?
357
00:11:11,536 --> 00:11:12,569
You just
keep breathing. I see it!
358
00:11:17,876 --> 00:11:21,078
Hold on. Hold on.
Come over here.
359
00:11:21,613 --> 00:11:24,515
"I shaved my balls
for this?"
360
00:11:24,549 --> 00:11:25,416
Really?
361
00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:28,018
You know, when I was
a kid, we would wear,
362
00:11:28,053 --> 00:11:30,254
I remember,
a nice tube top.
363
00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:32,123
I'd get all dressed
up in my koolats...
364
00:11:32,157 --> 00:11:33,156
Ho ho ho!
365
00:11:33,191 --> 00:11:36,060
My gauchos,
my pumps, a brassiere, a pocketbook.
366
00:11:36,094 --> 00:11:38,129
And I'd shuffle off
to school like a lady.
367
00:11:38,163 --> 00:11:41,298
Stop! Turn around.
368
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,200
Ohh! You did this
on purpose.
369
00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:44,668
Come here. Huh?!
370
00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:46,771
She gonna take
her rubber band to tie up her shirt.
371
00:11:46,805 --> 00:11:47,838
There.
372
00:11:47,872 --> 00:11:49,973
Yes, now you look
like you going somewhere in life.
373
00:11:50,008 --> 00:11:52,610
Mm-Hmm. Mm! Work it. Mm!
374
00:11:52,644 --> 00:11:55,846
Ah, ah, ah. Really?
375
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,548
Seriously?
376
00:11:57,582 --> 00:11:59,550
What is this?
377
00:11:59,584 --> 00:12:01,385
Raineesha,
what the hell...
378
00:12:01,419 --> 00:12:02,253
This nonsense,
this foolishness,
379
00:12:02,287 --> 00:12:03,688
I don't even understand
what all this--
380
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:08,291
Take them damn glasses off.
Listen, mama loves you.
381
00:12:08,326 --> 00:12:10,460
All right? And I want
the best for you.
382
00:12:10,495 --> 00:12:11,496
All right?
383
00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:13,231
This is some
expensive hair.
384
00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:16,233
And you gonna let it swing.
You understand me?
385
00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:17,801
Get your ass to class.
386
00:12:17,835 --> 00:12:21,505
And I'm gonna see you
after school, all right?
387
00:12:21,539 --> 00:12:22,807
That's right.
388
00:12:22,841 --> 00:12:24,041
That's right!
389
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,709
That's your daughter
Danielle.
390
00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:26,377
That girl is cute.
391
00:12:26,411 --> 00:12:27,578
She looks terrific.
392
00:12:27,612 --> 00:12:29,780
You know, you were
right about the implants.
393
00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:31,048
They look great on her.
Don't they?
394
00:12:31,082 --> 00:12:32,582
Yeah.
395
00:12:34,619 --> 00:12:36,420
Make a 3-Inch
incision above my appendix.
396
00:12:36,454 --> 00:12:39,490
Aah!
Aah!
397
00:12:39,524 --> 00:12:40,190
Damn it.
398
00:12:40,225 --> 00:12:41,859
I got it, I got it.
I got it.
399
00:12:41,893 --> 00:12:43,794
Oh, my god.
What does the spleen look like, doc?
400
00:12:43,828 --> 00:12:44,962
Aah! God!
401
00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:46,029
OK, the spleen--
402
00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:47,932
The spleen looks
like a piece of uncooked halibut.
403
00:12:47,966 --> 00:12:48,933
"Uncooked halibut"?
404
00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:50,468
What exactly does
a halibut look like?
405
00:12:50,502 --> 00:12:51,702
It's a white fish.
406
00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:52,803
It's a white fish...
is it a large fish?
407
00:12:52,837 --> 00:12:54,205
No. It's a light
white fish.
408
00:12:54,239 --> 00:12:55,372
OK, it's not
too heavy.
409
00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:57,875
Oh, god. OK, wait.
Hang on. Is that it? Is that it? Right?
410
00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:59,009
No, no!
That's my liver.
411
00:12:59,043 --> 00:13:00,210
No, no, no! Put it back.
Put it back! Put it back!
412
00:13:00,244 --> 00:13:01,345
[Cell phone rings]
413
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:02,180
Oh, god.
OK.
414
00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:03,047
That's
the hospital ringtone.
415
00:13:03,081 --> 00:13:03,681
Who's that?
416
00:13:03,715 --> 00:13:04,548
I need you to
answer that.
417
00:13:04,582 --> 00:13:06,116
Where's your phone?
Where's your phone?
418
00:13:06,151 --> 00:13:06,984
In my right
pocket.
419
00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:08,686
Where's your phone?
Where's your phone?
420
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,220
Dr. B. Rosen's phone?
421
00:13:10,255 --> 00:13:11,789
Uh, yeah, he's a little
tied up right now.
422
00:13:11,823 --> 00:13:13,024
Oh, god!
423
00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:14,525
Uh, it's an emergency.
It's your office.
424
00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:15,826
It's about Deborah,
your patient Deborah.
425
00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:16,827
OK, no,
it's Deborah.
426
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:17,862
That's one of
my patients.
427
00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:18,862
She's having
a baby, OK?
428
00:13:18,896 --> 00:13:19,663
She's into labor.
429
00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:21,164
Oh, my god. OK,
Deborah's in labor?
430
00:13:21,199 --> 00:13:23,734
What--What am I
supposed to ask?
431
00:13:23,768 --> 00:13:24,968
I'm gonna have to talk
her husband
432
00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:26,236
Through the delivery.
433
00:13:26,270 --> 00:13:27,605
OK, OK, we're going
to talk her through the delivery. Hang on.
434
00:13:27,639 --> 00:13:28,505
I need him to look
at her vagina.
435
00:13:28,539 --> 00:13:29,774
How much is
she dilated?
436
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,041
Look at her vagina.
How dilated is it?
437
00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:32,442
Is it the size
of the top of a soup can?
438
00:13:32,477 --> 00:13:33,810
Is it the size of
a top of a soup can?
439
00:13:33,845 --> 00:13:35,146
It's bigger than that.
440
00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:36,113
It's a little bigger
than that.
441
00:13:36,147 --> 00:13:37,281
OK. The baby's
coming. It's almost there, OK?
442
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,149
Just keep pushing,
all right?
443
00:13:39,183 --> 00:13:40,418
Let me know when
the shoulders come through the cervix.
444
00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:42,286
OK, have you seen
the shoulders? Can you see shoulders yet?
445
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,286
Are the shoulders
coming out yet?
446
00:13:43,321 --> 00:13:45,055
You push! Yes, they
can see the shoulders!
447
00:13:45,089 --> 00:13:47,391
Keep pushing.
Keep pushing. Oh, my god.
448
00:13:47,425 --> 00:13:48,626
Oh, my god!
They did it! It's out!
449
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:49,226
They got it?!
It's out!
450
00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:50,527
Listen! Listen!
451
00:13:50,561 --> 00:13:51,896
That's good. OK.
452
00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:52,563
Oh, my god!
453
00:13:52,597 --> 00:13:53,731
That's wonderful!
454
00:13:53,765 --> 00:13:54,531
I need you to--
We're happy you did it.
455
00:13:54,565 --> 00:13:55,700
Dangle and Rizzo:
congratulations!
456
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,167
I need you to tie off
the umbilical cord.
457
00:13:57,202 --> 00:13:58,001
Rizzo and Dangle:
tie off the umbilical cord.
458
00:13:58,035 --> 00:13:58,936
No, no, no!
459
00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:00,504
No, no, no! They tie off
the umbilical cord.
460
00:14:00,538 --> 00:14:01,639
Andy needs
to tie off the umbilical cord
461
00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:02,606
Of their new infant.
462
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:03,907
Andy, you need to tie
off the umbilical cord.
463
00:14:03,942 --> 00:14:05,375
He doesn't have
an umbilical cord. You obviously don't have an...
464
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,444
Then what is this?!
Snip it and then clamp it?
465
00:14:07,478 --> 00:14:08,579
Snip and clamp.
Snip and clamp.
466
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:10,047
Got it! Got it! Got it!
467
00:14:10,081 --> 00:14:12,383
Go ahead and clamp
it very tight.
468
00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:13,584
You did great,
you guys.
469
00:14:13,618 --> 00:14:14,218
Stitch...
470
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:14,885
You did great,
guys.
471
00:14:14,919 --> 00:14:15,753
OK, just
apply pressure.
472
00:14:15,787 --> 00:14:17,788
OK.
Ohh, OK. OK.
473
00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:25,296
?
goody, goody, goody,
goody goody bags ?
474
00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:27,331
?
I just got
a little goody bag ?
475
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,933
Oh! I got
socks. What'd you get?
476
00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:30,501
?
I'm gonna open it
and see what's inside ?
477
00:14:30,535 --> 00:14:32,837
?
'cause I got a goody bag ?
478
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,538
Tissues.
479
00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:37,541
Jones: oh, I don't want--
I don't want--No. How much is that?
480
00:14:37,575 --> 00:14:39,042
It's complimentary.
481
00:14:39,077 --> 00:14:40,777
Complimentary, meaning...
482
00:14:40,812 --> 00:14:42,512
Again, free.
483
00:14:42,547 --> 00:14:44,414
It always means
free. Here. Oh!
484
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,083
Could I get
a vodka martini, please?
485
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:48,185
Shaken,
not stirred,
486
00:14:48,219 --> 00:14:49,754
A little dirty
with two olives.
487
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:51,021
Put a shot
of jage in there.
488
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,591
Oh, OK.
489
00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:05,836
[Bell tolls]
490
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:07,504
Ah, ah, ah!
491
00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,106
That's a Reno no-No.
492
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:12,175
If you have toddlers
in the house, keep your guns up high
493
00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:13,810
And out of reach.
494
00:15:13,845 --> 00:15:14,878
Remember...
495
00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:17,514
If it's got bullets
and a trigger,
496
00:15:17,548 --> 00:15:21,085
Keep it up high
until they get bigger.
497
00:15:21,119 --> 00:15:23,921
[Bell tolls]
498
00:15:23,955 --> 00:15:25,288
The same with poisons.
499
00:15:25,323 --> 00:15:26,691
And drugs.
500
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,992
If it gets you high
or makes you sick,
501
00:15:29,027 --> 00:15:32,462
Throw it up high
and put it there quick.
502
00:15:36,334 --> 00:15:40,571
The same with
hardcore pornography, like girl on girl
503
00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:43,607
And full penetration
fetish magazines.
504
00:15:43,641 --> 00:15:46,744
Put that porn
in its proper place.
505
00:15:47,512 --> 00:15:52,316
This has been a message
from your Reno sheriff's department.
506
00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:57,922
[Officers and Jillet in
high-pitched voices:] ?
Caribbean queen ?
507
00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:02,392
?
now we're sharin'
the same dream ?
508
00:16:02,427 --> 00:16:05,095
?
that our hearts may
beat as one ?
509
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,230
Excuse me. Hi.
510
00:16:06,264 --> 00:16:10,601
Could you all just
please keep it down?
511
00:16:10,635 --> 00:16:13,937
[Softer]
?
and no more love on the run ?
512
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:16,273
?
Caribbean queen ?
513
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:20,111
?
now we're sharin'
the same dream... ?
514
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,044
I'll go high.
You go low.
515
00:16:21,079 --> 00:16:22,679
?
and that our heart ?
516
00:16:22,714 --> 00:16:25,282
?
may beat as one ?
517
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,316
Yeah, do it.
518
00:16:26,350 --> 00:16:30,287
?
now my love... ?
519
00:16:30,321 --> 00:16:33,857
Could you
stop singing?
520
00:16:33,891 --> 00:16:35,358
Oh, ha ha!
521
00:16:35,393 --> 00:16:36,660
Mile high club!
522
00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:39,130
Whoo, whoo!
523
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:42,932
All right. Which one
of you masturbated in the bathroom?
524
00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:45,502
Not--Not me. I was
cuffed to a lawman.
525
00:16:45,536 --> 00:16:48,438
The mirror is a mess.
526
00:16:48,472 --> 00:16:49,740
Junior:
that don't count. That don't count.
527
00:16:49,774 --> 00:16:50,640
That counts.
That totally counts.
528
00:16:50,675 --> 00:16:51,275
That don't count.
529
00:16:51,309 --> 00:16:51,876
Yeah, of course it does.
530
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:52,509
No, that don't
count...
531
00:16:52,543 --> 00:16:55,845
Does that count?
It counts.
532
00:17:01,485 --> 00:17:03,020
Did you send me
a stripper?
533
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,621
You like it?!
I don't.
534
00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:05,756
I don't like it.
535
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:08,058
Oh, my god.
I got a good price on that one for you!
536
00:17:08,092 --> 00:17:11,762
Cindy, I'm not--
I'm not into girls.
537
00:17:11,796 --> 00:17:14,098
And it was very
uncomfortable for me.
538
00:17:14,132 --> 00:17:15,465
Oh, no.
Yes...
539
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,600
Oh, no!
540
00:17:16,634 --> 00:17:18,535
I take care of
an elderly woman on Sundays,
541
00:17:18,569 --> 00:17:20,070
And she was over
at my house.
542
00:17:20,104 --> 00:17:21,771
Oh, my god.
Yeah.
543
00:17:21,806 --> 00:17:23,407
Oh, I didn't
know that. Yeah.
544
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,775
Oh, she is
the best one, though.
545
00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:27,244
She was good.
546
00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:29,213
She is the best one
in the whole area.
547
00:17:29,247 --> 00:17:31,782
Yeah, she was good.
I'm not sure
548
00:17:31,816 --> 00:17:34,718
How I'm gonna
get my carpet completely clean.
549
00:17:34,752 --> 00:17:36,186
Oh! She--Oh!
550
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:39,089
You know, she has
trained many year to do that skill.
551
00:17:39,123 --> 00:17:42,326
Yeah. Oh, she--
She has mastered it completely.
552
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:43,394
Oh, oh, that's
so good. I'm happy.
553
00:17:43,428 --> 00:17:45,763
Yeah, and she stayed
a long time.
554
00:17:45,797 --> 00:17:48,365
I think she was
waiting for her tip. Did you tip her?
555
00:17:48,399 --> 00:17:49,600
I was supposed
to tip her?
556
00:17:49,634 --> 00:17:51,202
Yeah, then that's when
they leave, you see.
557
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,269
It was a gift!
558
00:17:52,303 --> 00:17:54,338
Yeah, but still,
you know, even if you pay for it,
559
00:17:54,372 --> 00:17:54,972
You should tip...
560
00:17:55,006 --> 00:17:55,906
You still tip
on a gift?
561
00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:56,573
And then
they leave, yeah.
562
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:57,741
Oh, now
I'm humiliated.
563
00:17:57,775 --> 00:17:59,576
Yeah.
Well, here.
564
00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:01,545
Will you send
her back to my house this weekend
565
00:18:01,579 --> 00:18:03,513
And tell her
I'll give her an extra great tip?
566
00:18:03,548 --> 00:18:04,615
OK.
567
00:18:04,649 --> 00:18:06,083
Just--It's only
because--Not because I'm interested,
568
00:18:06,117 --> 00:18:07,017
But just because...
569
00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:08,352
Yeah. It's polite.
570
00:18:08,386 --> 00:18:09,887
You know, because
I'm embarrassed.
571
00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:11,655
Yeah, that, too.
Yeah.
572
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:14,157
OK, I'm sorr--I never
send girl dancer ever again.
573
00:18:14,192 --> 00:18:15,659
Never. This
Saturday...
574
00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:17,328
OK.
Again, but never after that.
575
00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:19,562
OK. Oh, one more time...
576
00:18:19,597 --> 00:18:20,197
Yeah.
577
00:18:20,231 --> 00:18:21,565
Only.
578
00:18:27,705 --> 00:18:28,839
You guys did real
good today.
579
00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:29,940
Ah, come on.
580
00:18:29,974 --> 00:18:30,874
It was the least
we could do.
581
00:18:30,908 --> 00:18:32,276
Yeah.
Come on, doc. You did good.
582
00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:33,076
That's right.
You did good.
583
00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:34,345
You delivered a baby
into the world.
584
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:36,880
Oh, my god!
I forgot. It was a girl!
585
00:18:36,914 --> 00:18:38,415
Hey! Hey!
Congratulations.
586
00:18:38,449 --> 00:18:39,783
Yeah, I know
it was, all right? I'm a doctor.
587
00:18:39,817 --> 00:18:41,519
I saw the ultrasound,
so... heh heh.
588
00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:42,552
Oh...
589
00:18:42,587 --> 00:18:43,587
All right.
Of course. Well, that would make sense.
590
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:44,688
Of course he knew.
591
00:18:44,722 --> 00:18:45,822
Sure. You knew
that already. It was exciting for us.
592
00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:46,990
It was exciting.
I thought it would be fun to tell you.
593
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:48,258
Sure, yeah. But
I knew it already.
594
00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:50,194
So, listen,
if my cell phone turns up, all right,
595
00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:53,263
Would you make sure
you send it over to st. Clark's medical center?
596
00:18:53,297 --> 00:18:54,565
You betcha.
597
00:18:54,599 --> 00:18:55,465
Will do.
You betcha.
598
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:56,500
OK, thank you.
Excellent.
599
00:18:56,534 --> 00:18:58,635
All right.
We will. Godspeed.
600
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:03,774
I was holding it,
and then I...
601
00:19:03,808 --> 00:19:06,042
I saw you with it.
And then you put it down...
602
00:19:06,076 --> 00:19:07,845
I--I know.
603
00:19:07,879 --> 00:19:10,581
And, uh...
I know.
604
00:19:10,615 --> 00:19:13,950
And my watch is gone.
My watch was here.
605
00:19:13,985 --> 00:19:15,185
I know I had my watch.
606
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:16,687
At some point, we'll
go over there, and we'll find them both.
607
00:19:25,196 --> 00:19:28,265
You know,
for a guy who's being extradited
608
00:19:28,299 --> 00:19:29,233
For crimes in
Thailand...
609
00:19:29,267 --> 00:19:30,200
Mm...
610
00:19:30,234 --> 00:19:31,935
You're pretty
fucking weird.
611
00:19:31,969 --> 00:19:37,975
Well, I've never
been to Thailand.
612
00:19:38,009 --> 00:19:40,411
Ha ha ha!
613
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:44,581
This guy, this big old guy
got murdered in Thailand.
614
00:19:44,615 --> 00:19:46,182
Someone bludgeoned him.
615
00:19:46,217 --> 00:19:47,984
And I just said,
"you know what I'm gonna do?
616
00:19:48,018 --> 00:19:51,021
"I'm just gonna--
I'm gonna confess."
617
00:19:51,055 --> 00:19:52,222
I put my hand up.
618
00:19:52,256 --> 00:19:57,227
And I thought,
I'll get a plane ride with drinks and gifts.
619
00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:59,529
I didn't think it
was gonna go this far.
620
00:19:59,564 --> 00:20:01,598
And here I--Here we are.
621
00:20:01,632 --> 00:20:06,070
We was having drinks,
and he made himself happy in the bathroom,
622
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:07,938
And all this free stuff.
623
00:20:07,972 --> 00:20:09,272
And look at all
these little--
624
00:20:09,307 --> 00:20:13,744
?
little tiny soldiers
on my armrest ?
625
00:20:13,778 --> 00:20:16,680
It just worked out. Mm.
626
00:20:17,882 --> 00:20:19,749
[Jones laughing]
627
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:20,450
Thailand!
628
00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:22,853
Jones:
we're going to Thailand!
629
00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:25,055
And we're gonna
keep that eye on you every minute.
630
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:26,289
No. You're welcome.
Oh, you better.
631
00:20:26,324 --> 00:20:26,723
Look at this.
632
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:27,924
Thailand!
633
00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:31,060
Officers and Coe:
Thailand! Thailand! Thailand! Thailand!
634
00:20:31,095 --> 00:20:33,730
Woman: OK, stop, please.
Please. Quiet, OK?
635
00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:34,964
Hi.
636
00:20:34,999 --> 00:20:36,633
We--Hi. You're
being ejected...
637
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:37,334
Huh? Wha...
638
00:20:37,368 --> 00:20:38,501
From
the plane, yes.
639
00:20:38,536 --> 00:20:40,437
Jones: you're gonna turn
this plane around?
640
00:20:40,471 --> 00:20:42,572
We're already
halfway there. Ha ha ha!
641
00:20:42,607 --> 00:20:44,641
We're still on
the ground. Okay?
642
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:46,076
We haven't left
the gate.
643
00:20:46,110 --> 00:20:49,880
You've gone through
6 bottles of champagne in 28 minutes.
644
00:20:52,383 --> 00:20:53,683
Ooh.
Uh-Oh.
645
00:20:53,718 --> 00:20:54,785
Shit.
646
00:20:54,819 --> 00:20:55,485
Yeah.
647
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,588
Our bad.
Our bad.
648
00:20:59,357 --> 00:21:00,724
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MTV networks
649
00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:05,161
Junior:
and the marshal's already out there?
650
00:21:05,196 --> 00:21:06,029
Yes.
651
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:07,330
Coe: all right.
Hang on, hang on. Look.
652
00:21:07,365 --> 00:21:09,065
Junior: well,
I will just--
653
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:09,833
Woman: I'm sorry,
everyone.
654
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,234
Coe: I made two
puppet friends.
655
00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:12,903
Woman:
OK. That's very nice.
656
00:21:12,937 --> 00:21:14,038
Junior:
from the plane. Now...
657
00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:15,972
Second woman:
please exit quickly and quietly, please.
658
00:21:16,006 --> 00:21:17,174
Jones: I got it.
I got it, OK?
659
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,408
Woman: exit. Come
with me. Come quietly.
660
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,843
Junior: saving
the marshal a little bit of work here.
661
00:21:19,877 --> 00:21:20,711
Coe: all right.
662
00:21:20,745 --> 00:21:21,878
Junior: all right.
663
00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:23,446
Coe: hang on. Let
me grab on to the bottom of your coat.
664
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:24,347
Just--Good-Bye.
665
00:21:24,382 --> 00:21:26,583
Good-Bye.
666
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,784
I'm so sorry,
everyone.
667
00:21:27,818 --> 00:21:29,853
We'll be taking off
shortly. Thank you for your patience.
668
00:21:29,887 --> 00:21:31,855
Coe: "the Muppet
show. Ha ha ha!
669
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,557
Good-Bye.
670
00:21:33,607 --> 00:21:38,157
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