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I'm back.

Big girl. Give some toilet paper here. There's no toilet paper.

Oy, small guy, You were to save a bit on wipes.

Since you fellow started coming to our house, toilet paper is gone entirely too fast!

You said I should stop at 5 pieces. I was only doing that.

Even if you stop at 5, it's of no use if you keep on taking dumps, right?

With no income lately, we are hanging on with only the savings, don't you know?

First time I'm hearing that. That was not my doing, was it?

What? Watch out, or I'll snatch the butt wipes right back.

Shall I show how it feels out on the street with poop sticking to your butt?

Aigoo. How did you brat get this foul mouth?

I gave the guy our toilet paper but forget any thanks, he acts all full of shit!

Oh hell... It's all late payment notices.

After the life I had, how am I so wiped out?

But still, once I am a regular staff, the salary will be more than my part-time wages.

You said only 3 will be picked out of 20 people!

Like they'll pick you?

Hey, you want to do a Meeting? (Meeting - Korean word for an arranged date)

What? Meeting? (Meeting - Korean word for an arranged date)

That's right. 2 on 2. How about that?

With whom?

With the senile grandmas from that Jamwon-dong retirement home?

What, with those wrinkled old grandmothers?

Who is talking of those grannies? Last weekend, as I was out on the road, I snared 2 good ones.

How about it? Do it or not?

Pretty ones?

Kong Kong personnel's principle is this.

The expressway law.

On an expressway, even if it left late, the fast car comes out earlier.

In future, more than one with a longer service, it's the one who does better, and is capable, who comes out first.

Don't you all want to become regular staff quickly?

Yes.

What will work, for you to become regular staff?

What do you have to do?

Only... doing well will work.

Got it! That's right.

To what extent do you have to do well?

A whole heck... of a lot?

From here on out, only doing better than the regular staff

will make you the faster car!

If not, from the company's standpoint, the current regular staff doing overtime is more cost-effective.

What's the point in getting a new staff? Am I right?

Yes.

Good.

With that understanding, let me propose something.

This time on the marketing presentation of our newly launched Mayonnaise Burgergirl,

whether it's an intern or a regular staff, I'll give a chance to everybody without a bias.

I will take the one who is selected, with no worry who it is, to next week's Hong Kong exposition.

In what form should we do the presentation?

As it need to come out on the internet, it needs to be incorporated into a powerpoint.

There's no chance for anyone here not to know powerpoint, right?

Yes.

You know how to do this "powerpoint"?

Yes.

Can't do a powerpoint, Miss Na Jin A?

I haven't yet really dealt with it...

But still, I'll work hard to learn it.

What did I say right at first?

Working hard isn't what counts, but doing it well is! Isn't that what I said was important?

If you were to start a company work life, at least powerpoints had to be learned as basics!

Not just that. For Mayonnaise Burgergirl, you were the motivating model.

I'm sorry.

What this means now is that you have no concept of how to show the most basic positive attitude.

To say it in line with the expressway principles that I gave,

it's not just leaving late, but of all things the car is a shitty-car too.

Shitty car!

Son of a bitch! He says I'm leaving late in a shitty-car?

Who the hell are you, son of a bitch?

Why get all pissed? Just working hard is enough.

Didn't he say it's not?

He intentionally mocks me in front of others!

It's not the first time either. Earlier too, he was making me into an idiot!

If I were to start a company life, I should've at least learned powerpoint, it seems!

If I learned of nothing but hamburger, so what?

It feels like seeing a psycho drama...

Sometimes it's like this. Just take it like that.

Son of a bitch. You wait and see.

I will make a smashing presentation and leave you with egg all over your face!

If you do well, is there some prize too?

It's a trip to the Hong Kong toy expo. Awesome, isn't it?

Then my daughter can board a plane?

Only if I'm picked.

The idea has to be summarized. Only a powerpoint will do.

Oh! So then, Homberger... Don't you do powerpoints?

No. I just don't.

You can't? How come you can't?

You always being on the computer...

This computer can't do it?

Isn't this a powerpoint?

This? No way...

"No way", right!

It is, isn't that right?

You can teach it to me, no?

Hey, on the dining table!

When you take dumps in others' houses, you must be kind enough to pay to shit. Am I not right? Oh, please, will you?

Fine, I guess.

Even if it isn't powerpoint, you have to learn.

You are promising to teach me?

But there is a condition.

What is it?

How come you still have one chocolate left?

Though only one more, you drop it and you're done!

The last one.

You did it intentionally!

You don't want to learn?

Then take it to the final act!

Not a chance for that!

You don't want to learn it?

Then where do we start from?

First teach me that. That stuff is all over the place.

Meeting?

That fellow Gim Yok Nam keeps saying we should do it.

2 on 2?

Wow, this seems like total fun.

What kind of women are the old ladies?

I don't know. The fellow says he met them on the walking-path.

Mom, grandpa is having a 'meeting' with a grandmother. Going with grandpa Gim Yok Nam.

Meeting?

Already over 90, what meeting is this!

These old people have no sense of propriety.

I'm hearing it all with the hearing aid now.

I am going out once to have some fun. So what?

Why? I can't have some fun like that when I'm bored?

Father-in-law, are you ever particularly bored?

Every day you play with Cheol Min and go with friends for exercise. What is there to be bored?

There are things that can't be replaced by playing with Cheol Min.

What the heck would you know?

Have you to tried to live for a 100 years?

Why are you getting so worked up?

What I said was out of my worry.

Please do it. Please do it. Do it a 100 times, why not?

1000 times, I will do it a 1000 times!

Do it a 1000 times, then.

This is why I asked not to talk about me doing a Meeting!

Did you bring up the picture?

Then, is there an objective for the presentation? It will be fast if we can grab that.

One moment.

Won't the company home page have it?

Son of a bitch.

Wh-What? Who? Me?

No. This buster!

Seems good-looking...

Good-looking, yeah, my left foot!

If I could flat-out punch him once, it'll make my day.

You hate him so much?

Shall I help you punch him? Happily, everyday...

How?

Where is that picture again?

Here.

You try.

This is totally great.

Let's see you take this!

Keep that punching for later. Let us start this.

It will take a lot more time to make this than you think.

I know. But just one punch more!

First of all, tell me what situation made you dream up such an idea.

First, for the first slide, like the opening of a movie, if it's completely spectacular,

the one who see it will be flat-out hooked, so 3D objects can make it fantastic, bam!

But still, despite that, they should see it as not too superficial and see that the capabilities are a lot... they should get such a feeling.

Giving up...

I'm just joking.

Let's just go slick here.

If it looks really slick, and it's elegant too...

Just slick will do...

Who picked this place?

It came from them.

Oh yeah, they're coming. They're here.

We're a bit late, aren't we?

Got held up on the road...

No, it's nothing. We got here early just like that.

You make the pick first.

Shall I?

It better be the old lady to my left. The left-side one. The left-side one.

Omo. (Omo - Oh my, oh heavens)

Looks like you picked me.

Doing a meeting after so long like this... it feels like being back in school times.

It is quite some fun.

If it's on looks, you're just like a 10th grade student.

Why would you say that? Embarrassing...

Oh, come on, see that! You are even looking shy like a high school girl!

In our high school time, we were under Japanese occupation.

Though it was an old era, it still fires up the heart, doesn't it?

Huh?

Doesn't athlete Son Gi Jeong still move your heart? (1936 Berlin Olympics gold-medalist marathoner. Korean who had to compete under Japanese flag)

That time our class teacher would say some Nakamura... That was just terrible. (1936 Berlin Olympics gold-medalist marathoner. Korean who had to compete under Japanese flag)

How could Son Gi Jeong be called a Japanese athlete? (1936 Berlin Olympics gold-medalist marathoner. Korean who had to compete under Japanese flag)

Excuse me, sir... When you were in high school, it was the Japanese occupation time?

What?

Oh, Ms. Mi Suk, you may have got out of school later, then?

Not so. I wasn't even born then, really.

How old are you?

I am 52 years old.

52 years, you said?

Oh, you are then... younger than my eldest son.

What?

I mean, it's not... I, I... not really.

Omo!

Looks like you wear hearing aids?

Well, it is... is not that serious. Other than when someone speaks, I normally don't really wear it...

But still, it's good that you wear it right from the start.

My father also wears it like that.

Ah, I see.

Don't your legs hurt?

Shall I ask our house chauffeur to come, for us to go for a drive?

You have a chauffeur at home?

Yes, sure.

My son manages a company, you know.

This is the basic design. We just have to apply this to all slides.

For this graphics, it's enough if you fill in your survey data.

Try typing it.

There's no consistency in the fonts, you see!

Do it again from the title onwards.

Again?

Hello.

Looks hideous... how she sleeps.

Hey, get up. You need to keep at it.

Ah, dirty!

Grandpa?

He'll come.

Wow, grandpa!

Why?

He is dating. That too, a grandma who is younger by over 30 years.

Over 30 years?

I have no appetite.

What is this?

Abalone salad?

What?

Why do you keep looking at me like that?

Father-in-law, the one you did the meeting with, is younger by over 30 years?

Grandpa. Sorry.

Younger by over 30 years? Really?

That's right. So what? Why not?

If younger by 30 plus, she's of my age, no?

You think that makes any sense?

So what if she's your age?

Did I say I am getting married? What's bugging you?

But still, it's not just 10 or 20 years. 30 plus years younger is too much!

Father-in-law, that's what you like?

That's right.

When I am with her, I don't feel any age gap.

We agreed to meet again. What then?

Whoa! Father, you still have it!

Isn't not that he has it. The woman is about to swindle him and he is not even in his right mind!

If not, would she be seeing someone 30 plus years older?

I have been swindled enough. You think I haven't had my share of it when I was young?

If you took it once, you want to take it again? If she's a swindler, is it written on her forehead?

You better just stop saying stuff about her!

She is absolutely not that kind of a woman.

Now you're getting mad like that? Anybody seeing this would think it's you that I called a swindler.

That is why I asked you not to say crap. She is not a born crude woman like you!

What did you say?

Crude? You said I'm crude?

Ah, what is up with you both--

- How am I crude? - If you're not crude, you're what, noble?

- Who says I am crude? Look who is talking. - Ask anybody around, who the crude one is?

- Crapping again, crapping... - Father-in-law, you are saying that? You ask others who is noble--

At last.

- It is done! - Good job!

Su Yeong, you come over here. Quick.

Keep this a secret from your mom. You got it?

Yes. Sorry for yesterday.

But... does that grandma like you, grandpa?

I still don't really know.

In truth, except money matters, I was never great at other stuff.

It's all right. Money itself can cover up most of it!

To make things go away with money,

I will give you a list. Buy her a brand-name bag as a gift.

That is the best.

Is that so?

Ah, right! Speaking of this hearing aid...

It seems now there is a type that goes inside and can't be seen.

Find out about that one.

Okay!

But grandpa. You'll have to buy some clothes.

This type of fashion makes you too old.

Is that so?

I'll change you straight into a European grandpa!

But it looks like we'll have to go to the departmental store.

Now that I am taking all this trouble, it will be of some benefit to me, right? Grandpa?

I understand.

This time at Hong Kong, for Mayonnaise Burgergirl, except for earlier buyers,

it is young folks who respond to QR code marketing with their smartphones (QR code - Quick response code)

that are forecast to have a great impact. (QR code - Quick response code)

Thank you.

Next up is intern Miss Na Jin Ah's presentation.

Physical comedy. Whenever I see her, she's doing physical comedy.

You have heard of Musical Marketing, right?

Unlike giving one-way information in a blunt manner,

this is emotional marketing that stimulates the senses.

What? Grandfather is dating, you said?

Yeah. Today he called our driver Gim and took even the company car to go out.

When he went out just now, I thought I would just faint.

Totally like a poncy gigolo. Totally gone crazy, really!

Heavens. What's going on? Late-life flings are scary!

If a late-life fling goes this far, it's no ordinary late-life fling!

Oh... Speaking of someone else? Okay, I see.

Miss Mi Suk.

Omo! Mr. No.

I almost didn't recognize you!

Hurry, get in the car.

There is a traditional Korean family restaurant called "The Menu". Have you heard of it?

Yes. I've heard that it is a famous place. Even otherwise, I had wanted to go there.

That's good. I had gone there once and liked it, so I thought we could go there.

Ah, right. Ms. Mi Suk, this...

What is this?

Are you giving this is to me?

It's something small.

This looks quite expensive.

I still have the wherewithal to give you this kind of stuff.

No need to feel bad about it.

Thank you.

That funny sound seems to happen a lot. Ka Tok, Ka Tok.

You don't know of "Kkachi Talk"?

What is that?

Ah, that is why you don't have a friends list!

Now they all use this instead of the texting earlier.

- Is that so? - Yes.

Do you also want to try out Kkachi Talk?

Give me the cell phone.

Okay.

This kind of cell phone won't work.

This will not work?

Yes. Because it's not a smartphone.

But then, old folks find this kind of phone more comfortable. It's only for calling, no?

I saw all of the presentations. Everyone did a good job.

The result is...

what I will announce 60 seconds later!

That was just a joke.

The evaluation this time focused on the idea's creativity as well as practicality.

Fine, then let me announce it.

This time's presentation prize-winner is...

Hey! Homberger!

What are you doing?

I got picked! I got picked! Picked, picked, picked!

Aw, you cute fellow!

I'm going to Hong Kong... in a plane, that too!

Argh, argh... Yeah, I got it, get the hell down!

Ah, seriously. Looks like a bean and weighs like an elephant.

Mmm... Thanks-a-lot-you-bastard!

I'll have to hurry and apply for a passport.

Luggage, luggage... Don't you have a trunk?

Trunk or panties?

This cute bastard.

Mom!

We can't take an intern along, you mean?

We can't change the business trip schedule, right?

It's not a trip to just Hong Kong. Many countries are on the trip schedule.

To take an intern to even those places, it isn't a bit improper, you think?

Yes. It isn't not-proper, I think.

My feeling is not like it isn't not-proper.

Even if we change schedules, we have to keep our company secrets.

You think we should take along an intern, when we are unsure if she'll later be with us or not?

Seriously?

Oh, great! Will you take responsibility for it all?

Hey. KkaTalk. KkaTalk.

What?

Hurry, give me a KkaTalk-ready cellphone.

Elderly sir, for your use?

Elderly sir or Younger brat, what does it matter for some fun with KkaTalk? Just give me one!

KkaTalk can be installed later. If one of these here suits your taste--

Forget my taste and all that. If it's the best KkaTalk, that's my taste.

I like whatever is best in the world!

That's it.

Now it will be downloading.

If you just press this yellow icon here, it will get started.

There, there, there it is.

Ms. Mi Suk.

Wow, she's pretty!

She looks younger than even Mom!

Your mom is too old to be in public view.

To give people's opinion, she got old real fast.

I happen to be listening, father-in-law.

In my house, should I be talking only looking at your glaring eyes?

Well, who asked you to?

You changed your cell phone?

Right. Why not?

I also want to try KkaTalk. What's wrong?

KkaTalk?

Why now? That woman wants you to do KkaTalk?

So, just for that woman, you bought a cell phone worth hundreds of thousand Wons? (~ hundreds of US$)

Why? I can't do that?

I can't be in love with someone?

I'm still alive. So I will love. So what?

Do as you wish. Once you're badly cheated, you'll sober up and stop!

I told you she is not a swindler. She is a million times more upright than you.

Hey, hey, grandpa, leave it! Do some KkaTalk with the grandma.

Can I do that?

Miss Mi Suk.... Mi... Oh crap.

Hey, was that 'yu' I hit?

Ah, this won't work. Grandpa, you are still not ready for KkaTalk.

Why?

KkaTalk is... unlike texting, and just as you get a message, you reply bang-bang-bang for chatting.

So you need to practice typing messages fast.

How fast will be good enough?

Ah, why does he keep on pestering me like this?

Making people feel uncomfortable...

You called me, CEO sir?

You seem full of spirit.

That...

Hong Kong trip matter...

Yes. Thank you. I'll work hard to get ready and learn a lot,

and whatever I'm asked to do, I'll do my best to--

You can't go, it seems.

What?

We cannot take you to Hong Kong. As schedules got changed, only high-level managers can go.

Yes, I understand.

I regret it, but may be next time...

You can go.

Yes.

You aren't even eating and just chatting?

Hey, move away. Me first.

Argh... It was just about going to come out soon.

Yeah, like in a million years!

Didn't you hear some sound just now?

What?

I hear no sound coming.

I think not. Clearly--

It's KkaTalk. KkaTalk. KkaTalk.

Are you sleeping?

No. I am not sleeping yet.

Looks like you bought a smartphone.

Yes, yes. Now I am also doing KkaTalk.

Do you have time tomorrow?

Of course. As long as you have time, any time is fine for me.

Then, let us meet at the cafe where we met last time. 5 o'clock.

Sure. May your night be wonderful.

Hell yeah, this is really a monster, a monster!

KkaTalk. KkaTalk.

That is enough. You've hit him a whole lot.

Let go. I want to beat him half-way to death!

Hey, he's already bleeding. Stop it.

I spent so many nights for this chance!

I have never even sat on a plane, I mean!

Ah, I wanted to eat all the airline food and wanted to try Hong Kong food too! Seriously!

What is this?

You crying? For not getting to sit on a plane?

But then... you couldn't sleep a whole lot lately.

You called for me?

Why are you coming in looking so different from yesterday?

Yesterday you were like you had just had 15 salads.

It's nothing.

Here.

What is this?

Open and see.

This is...

You said you'd keep your word, right?

Me too.

However... The situation was making me give you some baloney.

I will keep my word at least half-way.

It's just an open ticket to Hong Kong and a hotel for a 2 night stay.

Have like a weekend trip and come back.

CEO sir...

I know. I must be looking quite cool and well brought-up!

But like I said at that dinner party, don't even dream of anything useless!

I may be like Hyeon Bin, but you're certainly not Ha Ji Won. (Korean drama celebrity-couple)

Yes. Please don't worry about that. I will absolutely not think of being hitched to you!

Thank you.

What is this?

How come all of a sudden I'm not feeling that great?

Ms. Mi Suk. You seem to be already here.

It's still early for our appointed time.

Yes.

On this KkaTalk... I have uploaded my facial picture.

Yes. I saw that.

Doing this KkaTalk thing is really quite some fun.

In future I will be doing a lot of it.

Oh and... Ms. Mi Suk, seeing your photo, my granddaughter was saying--

Sir.

This...

In any case, in future, I think I won't be able to see you...

Why?

Because of the age gap?

Or is it... that I made some mistake?

Oh no, it's not.

It's just... I'm sorry about this.

I can try to do better, later on...

I'm really sorry.

OK. In future, if we are destined to meet again, that's enough. Isn't it?

Ms. Mi Suk.

What's with him?

Ms. Mi Suk.

Ta-dah!

Did the CEO give this to you for you to do the trip yourself?

Hitting his picture everyday until his nose bled, did work, didn't it?

Then when are you going?

You can go right away this weekend with this ticket?

That seems right.

What should I do once I get there?

Go pig out on all the snacks and return?

You are doing great. My daughter can at last get on a plane.

I guess so...

2 years back when I planned to go to Jeju Island with you, it was a tough night and it fell through.

It was due to a terrible thing that we couldn't go.

You need to hurry and apply for a passport.

And for a bag... A wheel on our trunk has fallen off. Do we have to borrow one?

I'll ask around. If not, we will use ours, I guess.

You need foreign exchange too.

What currency is it in Hong Kong?

I checked, it's Hong Kong dollars.

I'll act like our meeting was by chance, Ms. Mi Suk. I look forward to meeting again, that's inevitable.

Grandpa, let's eat.

It's fine. I'm not going to eat.

Sending that grandma a KkaTalk again?

I keep sending it but there is no reply.

Is that so? Let me take a look.

What's this? She seems not to check it at all.

Not checking it? How do you know that?

Look here. You see that little 1 on the side?

That means it hasn't been checked.

For all the ones you sent earlier, there's no number next to them.

That means they've been seen.

But why is she not checking?

Is she sick or something?

Seeing this many as unseen, it can't be that she just isn't checking.

It seems it's been blocked.

It's been blocked, you said? What is that?

The phone company won't send it, you mean?

No, it's not like that. How should I say it?

Like, you knock on the door everyday, but nobody is home. You see?

I'm leaving.

Have a safe trip. Don't get scared on the plane and cry, you brat.

Am I like a fool?

Please send her off well.

Yes.

Let's go.

Done? What time is the flight?

I just had it refunded.

What do you mean?

That's what you came here for?

Yup. But as it felt like such a shame, I wanted to at least come here once.

Sorry for making you come along, but coming alone would've been too sad.

But it was free. Shouldn't you have just gone?

Going with the company, there would've been no expenses at all,

but going alone, even with free ticket and hotel, all else would cost money.

Honestly, where would I have such money? We hardly have money to live on.

I'll just take it as earning some extra money for expenses.

Then, should I send you to Hong Kong?

What? What other useless thing do you want to do now?

Take a look here. This feels more realistic than even actual travel.

Hongberg's travel app.

What is this? This stupid-junk kind of thing?

It is no such stupid-junk!

Come on. First, shall we book the trip?

Name. Na Jin A.

Female. Destination: Hong Kong.

What is this? It isn't another prank on me, is it?

Which airline do you want to go on?

You can choose the airline.

Then I choose this. I hear their meals are delicious.

Then please fasten your seat belt.

We are taking off.

You want to eat your first meal? This one?

This.

Has it come out?

I can eat now?

You eat well.

Where to go, on arrival in Hong Kong?

It has been arranged.

Stick your face in here.

Why?

Hurry, stick it there.

Here, we arrive in Hong Kong.

How is it? Do you like Hong Kong?

Now does it feel real?

I am totally liking this.

This is really Hong Kong.

Doesn't it feel like we really flew?

-=Next Episode Preview=-

This evening's party on the Burgergirl launch... No problems in the preparations, right?

No Min Hyeok, that fellow, the punk! How dare he jeer at me?

What happened to my mom, for you to come out here?

I just liked coming to get you.

Excited on that?

No. What excitement?

It's them!

His looks are just kinda meh!

How? He is way too good looking.

How long ago did I tell you to bring it? What do you really take me for?

Tomorrow is the end of the world. What in the world should I do before I die?

What you should do before you die? I'll tell you that.

Our company shut down.

Just go and disappear!

Let us really cut our relationship and live!

Impossible. I'm so scared.

Mom...

-=A few days later=-