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What have you been looking at, from a while back?

It's a picture of his dad drawn by Gyu Ho, a boy in our class.

He took a photo, and used it to make the oil painting.

There's some sort of eye-catching charm to it, no?

It's not a girl with a pearl necklace,

but a dad wearing a pearl-colored necktie.

On the face... I don't know what, but there seems to be some lively charm.

How are you, members? Today, my mood is melancholy.

So, to change that and make it comforting, let us prepare some wild garlic shrimp.

First, get the frozen shrimp ready by thawing it.

- Wild garlic, with herbs-- - Honey! Hurry, come here!

Hurry!

Why?

Gyu Yeong. You wake up.

- Gyu Yeong. - What's wrong?

Gyu Yeong. Hey, Gim Gyu Yeong!

Why is he like this?

As he was jumping on the sofa, he fell down. What do we do?

Did you call 119?

No, not yet.

Call fast!

Gyu Yeong. Gyu Yeong. Do you hear me?

- Hello. - Gyu Yeong.

Isn't this 119?

Hello.

This is from Cheongun-dong. My son has got injured now.

Yes. Yes.

Gim Gyu Yeong. Get up.

If you can come here fast--

The call had ended, I guess...

Gim Gyu Yeong. Hurry, get up.

You better be up by the time I count 3.

1... 2...

Gyu Ho, you also come out from there. I know you're there.

How did you figure it out so fast?

Blood was coming from his mouth, when his mouth is just fine!

And what kind of a call! Before it even rings, you say "is it 119"?

Oh, really sharp! Whoa.

Cut it out. What's with such a joke, scaring people!

Well, it's good fun, isn't it? The boys did have fun, you know.

Really? So, a joke about the son getting hurt makes the so-called dad so happy?

If it's so--

How come you won't call, like this?

I was a bit busy.

Where are you staying lately?

Korea Spa in Sinchon.

At a sauna house?

I like it there.

It's spacious, and people are nice too.

Food?

Food also from there.

I eat noodles, eggs, siche...

It must be sikhye, rice punch. You can't eat siche, dead body!

Sikhye.

Shall we go there together?

There, at the sauna house... Being with you there would be--

Wait. What's this?

Isn't this really great?

Sure, great. Su Yeong, if you like it, I like it too.

What's the name of this song?

Shall we ask around?

From here on, it's a bit so-so.

It was fine up front. But the rear-end is flat.

Forget it.

Fine.

Su Yeong. We shall we do?

Go with me to the sauna house?

Meh... no fun.

Then what to do?

Go to a club? It's been a while...

Nah... I don't want to.

Then, go to a movie?

Then, go eat something?

Su Yeong, there is nothing at all that you want to do with me. Is there?

Sorry.

What should I do to get your mind to get back?

Heck, I'm really going insane, I think! Ah, please come back, for God's sake!

What's this?

Fine, I know. I will try to be better.

Try harder.

I'm also annoyed.

There's nothing I can do but try harder.

Fine. I see.

I will also put in my best effort.

Whatever it takes.

I warned you to stop watching TV and go study.

Ah, I have to see the ending.

I'm back.

Why did you get so late? Wash up and come.

Dad. I want to come to your office tomorrow.

Why?

Our assignment is to learn about our dad's work and draw a picture of him.

Okay, I see. Let's go together tomorrow.

Me too, me too.

Sure.

Then, tomorrow on our way back, shall we have that granny's rice-cakes?

Yessir... Totally awesome!

But our team is losing.

This is the final onslaught.

What kind of taunting is that?

This is how it should be.

I am doing it this way to demoralize the other team!

Then you try demoralizing them. I will be boosting our side.

What are you both trying to do?

Didn't I ask you to turn off the TV?

Wash up quickly and eat something.

- Hold on a bit. - Just a bit more.

Enough.

Go in right now. You too, go and wash up.

All of you better be gone by the count of 3. 1...

Me too?

2...

Give me a bit of your rouge.

You'll be going somewhere?

Sauna house.

To go to sauna house, you do makeup?

I am not going for fun. I need to earn money.

Selling mats at a sauna house?

Peddling is prohibited there.

- Am I a peddler, wretched girl? - Ajumma, I caught it. (Ajumma - Older lady)

Thank you.

What's this? A hamburger doll?

It looks cute.

Isn't it?

Mayonnaise Burger Girl. Our company's new product.

You know who modeled for this?

An ugly doll was the concept, it seems.

And you said cute...

Cute but ugly, you know.

The nose too.

Take your shitty hands off the cute doll, okay?

Don't you need a heated mat?

Oh, how are you doing?

I am Gim Seon Ja of the hot mat industry.

12 months interest-free, as we are doing a big promotion.

Please take a look at the brochure.

So... I was totally heart-broken.

That bitch sounds terrible.

No, she's nice at heart.

Just a bit... fickle in her mind. But nice at heart, and pretty.

So you still haven't gotten over it. Then what do you plan to do?

What else?

Keep it up till the end!

If you do it till the end, will it all be fine?

Whether it's in your fate or not has to be found from a horoscope!

Hole-o-scope?

A scope in the butt?

Horo-scope!

Using the year, month, and day of birth, and checking if it's in the fate or not.

If it isn't, it will be tough whatever you do.

That kind of stuff is old beliefs.

Superstition. I don't believe in superstition.

Come on, it's not superstition.

You know how much better it is than western astrology?

Also, in Korea, if a woman is getting married, they all check it in their houses.

Really?

Of course!

At Changsin-dong, there's a "Baby Buddha" place that does it well. Go there and take a look.

Let me finish introductions here, and I can tell you of it.

Have you come across heated mats?

- Oh, this is not what I want. - Ah, let's go.

Excuse me, ajumma!

Why?

You will buy one?

No. That Changsin-dong "Baby Buddha"... You said you'd tell me about that.

This is your dad's office. How is it?

Whoa... It's cool!

What's this?

It's amazing.

Who wants to drink juice?

- Me. - Me.

It's me.

Please get us a coffee and 2 glasses of juice.

Yes, Attorney sir.

You're here?

Oh, your boys are here.

It's for a school assignment.

You know this ajussi, right? Say hello. (Ajussi - Older man, uncle)

- Hello. - Hello.

Oh, sure! You see... Before the court session, how about having a meeting with Son Tae Song?

Why?

As I looked further into it, some previous criminal records emerge.

From 3 years ago, some violent criminal records.

Violent criminal records?

Ah, this too?

- Dad, with Ajussi also... - Oh, sure.

He was in the slammer?

Yes, at the Daejon prison. 2 years.

Ah, then this is a bit of a headache.

Dad. I feel I'll throw up.

Why?

I feel dizzy. Dizzy.

If you stare like that you'll feel dizzy. Stop staring at it.

I want to do that too. But I can't stop.

Jeez, just look elsewhere. Stop it.

So dizzying....

Daddy.

What? A man who crossed the waters to come!

Whoa! How did you...

You are a foreign fellow, of course I'd know.

Why are you here? A foreigner coming over...

To check my horoscope.

You must have a scar. Didn't you get hurt badly when you were young?

When I was young?

I sure have one! From getting tackled in soccer while in high school.

James, that son of a bitch!

Don't get excited, okay?

How does the horoscope look for Su Yeong and me?

Let's take a look.

Good!

It's good?

But you know...

It's not good?

If a man is in trouble, a woman is to blame...

The horoscope is good for you two.

But the woman's roots are weak.

Su Yeong's roots are weak?

Because the roots are weak, she is very fickle, and changes from good to bad all the time.

Isn't it so?

Oh my God!

You are right!

This here tells it all.

Look here.

There are two tree characters here, you see.

Then what else but weak roots?

If there are 3 trees, it's a natural fate.

If there are 4 trees, it's good luck for a lot of babies.

What do I do? Do you sell those trees here?

It's not like it's for sale.

I will make a charm for you right away.

This will be a special effects charm. It will make the roots better in a jiffy!

Only with that charm can Su Yeong's roots grow a lot?

Of course!

Should I write up one?

How much is it?

100,000 Won. (~US$ 85)

A card will do?

You have no cash?

SHINee's evening appearance! A private evening appearance!

What?

What are they doing?

SHINee's Min Ho has moved into our villa neighborhood.

Is that so? I didn't know.

Totally too many crazy girl fans there...

Gyu Ho, have you decided what painting you'll do of me?

I haven't. I will do it after I see your court session.

Having been with me for today, you got a good idea of what I do, right?

Yes. You speak on behalf of people who are wronged.

Oh, smart boy.

When you speak on behalf of wronged people, you have to be articulate, right dad?

Speaking? Sure, I do at least that!

Why do we go this way?

Didn't you say you'll get us that granny's fried rice cakes?

Your mom is making food and said we should get there fast.

Let's eat fried rice cakes tomorrow, once my court session is done.

Tomorrow?

What's this?

Then tomorrow, I will really pig out on it.

If my stomach bursts, I will let it burst!

Put this charm safely inside your underwear.

That will do it!

I must be crazy. What the hell is this?

Su Yeong!

Could we meet? I will come over to you.

This thing, really!

Great. It's only you that I trust!

Look at him.

What's going on? Must be a nut.

Don't worry about this. There's enough chance for a win.

Of course I must do my best!

Come and eat.

Yes. Sure, sure.

Where's mom and Gyu Yeong?

Hyeong is in the bathroom. Mom went to get something from the car. (Hyeong - Elder brother)

Looks like cultured rice.

I have to wash my hands.

You went to get the vacuum cleaner.

Yeah, the house is in bad shape.

But what's this that you had?

What is that?

Some sportswear in the trunk of the car.

What are you up to, dumping this damp and dirty stuff in the trunk?

When were you out in this stuff?

If you like jogging, you want to run with me?

What is that bag?

This?

My documents.

Someone is wearing exactly the same sportswear as you.

What's up?

What?

Why are you so flustered?

Me, what?

Something is there, right?

Like what?

It's all over... crap.

Why is the sportswear that was in the closet now lying drenched in the car?

You hadn't gone out wearing it any time recently.

Th-th-th-th... That is...

Your are even stuttering now?

What stutter?

I feel wrongly accused. I can't speak straight, you see.

I hardly said anything. What accusation? What is it? Better tell.

Last time, I went jogging...

When was this last time?

I never saw you going out wearing this.

And, what did you do to get this so drenched? Why leave it in the car instead of bringing it in?

Yeong Suk.

When did you come back?

Let's talk again later.

You came back with your husband?

What?

Dad, what was that?

Huh? What?

Didn't you tell mom that you were wrongly accused?

Yes.

To hell with it...

You speak so well on behalf of wrongly accused people.

How come you can't speak when you're accused?

You were even stuttering.

Well, that was me doing it deliberately for fun.

Wasn't it fun?

Da-da-dat was fun.

Daddy, to-to-tomorrow, c-c-can we eat fr-fr-fried rice cake?

- Fine. - Sh-sh-sweet... Goo-goo-goo-good!

Don't do that!

I have to go out for a bit. Eat dinner with your dad.

There's something suspicious.

You have a court session tomorrow. Let's keep the matter closed till it's done.

Fine, I guess.

You want to split up?

Didn't you say you'd try hard?

I have tried as much as I can.

Two days is as much as you can? That is how you try hard?

What's with you?

Had you tried hard, we'd be getting along well again.

Su Yeong, you tried nothing!

Julien. Julien.

What? Why?

Don't fly off the handle. Come here.

Why?

Look into my eyes.

Why?

Hear me out well.

What?

Even trying hard won't do.

That is why you really should go back.

You get it?

What are you doing?

Su Yeong, praying for you to change your mind,

I even bought this crap!

Isn't this a charm?

Why would you buy something like this?

Guess I did.

Why must I buy such stuff?

I don't even believe in it.

Su Yeong, I don't believe in superstition. Don't you know that well?

If I never believed it in the U.S., would I believe it on coming to Korea?

So would I buy it?

I was hoping for at least a miracle!

I wondered if a miracle might happen even if it is with this crap.

You still don't know how I feel?

Julien.

What I meant was...

But you know, now that you're in Korea, your Korean has quickly improved.

Every word just now was so fluent, and I'm shocked, really!

My Korean?

I'll improve it more in the future.

Though I can't make my face be like a Korean's,

I'll get my speaking to be just like a Korean's.

In other words, please change your mind again!

Really, I'm going insane.

Like for a last time, just for once think about it again.

I'll wait for a miracle.

You stupid nincompoop!

Why would I leave that sportswear in the car?

How should I ward her off?

Can it be like this?

What are you doing, awake?

Do you know this?

Inside the Earth's core, there's a humongous cavity.

There's a world inhabited by other beings.

Whatever. I want to go pee.

If a comet hits the earth, one can go there to hide.

This comet hitting the earth... When is it supposed to be?

I'm losing my mind!

Dad, what are you doing?

It's nothing. Why aren't you asleep?

I wanted to pee.

Then, have a good pee. Sleep well.

As you have a court session today, I won't say anything.

Once the session is over, be sure to come right away.

Yes.

Hey, Gim Gyu Yeong!

You've been lying there since early morning.

Get up.

What were you doing last night?

Don't you ever sleep at home when you should?

Today we must go and eat granny's phriedriceccakkeee--

Hyeong, let's go.

You don't have to take those files with you?

Oh, right.

Gyeongbuk's Yeongcheon. One ticket, please.

Attorney. Attorney.

Aren't you the plaintiff's attorney?

Pardon? Oh, yes. I will now speak in his defense.

This case item...

Please wait a moment.

Wait a moment, please. I am sorry.

No. My client had not gone there at 4 o'clock that day.

Is that so? Then who is this man picked up by the CCTV?

Who is it?

Isn't this Son Tae Seong?

It's Son Tae Seong at the house-front, as picked up by the CCTV there.

Really?

Have a look to make sure.

Dad, what's a "verdict against the plaintiff"?

It's not a big deal.

Gyu Yeong, you sit in front.

Let's go.

The session is done, right?

Get back fast.

In Yeongcheon, there is a Mount Guryong.

If you got to the hilltop there,

There is something called the Yeongcheon stone grandmother.

May I ask where this place is?

Excuse me, hi.

Where is this thing?

Hello.

=You! It seems you scooted from the courthouse.=

=Where are you?=

Pardon?

No, I wasn't scooting. There's an issue at home and--

=It's because of you that we lost!=

=What's your plan for my money, you motherfucker?=

No. It's that CCTV that caused it.

=That was for you lawyer to check on, ahead! Was it me to check it, you bastard?=

=You are dead today!=

Boss. First, calm down a bit, please.

=My boys are on their way to your house. They'll see you soon!=

Hello? Hello...

Darn it.

Dad, are you okay?

About what?

I am just fine.

Really?

It's mom.

Dad, a text came from Mom.

I'm driving now. Let's see it later.

I will read it, okay?

It's fine. Leave it.

Now that I see it, it seems it was that day.

I must know the whole story about that day when you left early saying you had work.

You're on your way?

Get here fast.

This is what she sent.

Yeah...

The China fund is not so good. 8% growth is all it got in the past.

Now, it barely even gets 7%.

Hold on a bit.

Father-in-law.

What?

Must you sit there and clip your toenails?

If I clip my toenails, how does it matter to you?

One fell just now on my foot.

Is that so?

Sorry for shooting it out there.

I can't even clip my toenails here!

Keep clipping it. I will block it.

Team leader Lee.

Yes. That's why when it barely maintains even 7% returns, it is the Chinese property prices

- It's a big one! that keeps rising.

Uh oh! The trade volume has declined too.

This hardly has any merit in it, you know!

Hey, where did it go?

No clue.

What's this? Where did it go?

Ah, seriously!

What's with you?

Hello everyone. I am Seol Mi.

Isn't Su Yeong here?

If you caress Yeongcheon's stone grandmother and pay your respect,

your ardent wishes will come true!

Hey, it's true. It works so well, you know!

Dear magical stone grandmother,

my name is Julien. I come from New York.

My only wish, is for my girlfriend Su Yeong, to have feelings for me again.

I'm just asking for this one and only wish. Please, magical stone grandmother.

Party?

At the club, there is a band with rich-family guys as members.

How about it? Don't want to go?

Rich family guys' band?

There's such a thing?

Let's go have a look how they are.

Didn't you say you're all done with Julien?

All done?

I can't say it's all done.

I can't say it's not all done either.

Let's go see.

I'm sure it'll be fun.

Fine, then. When did you say it is?

Dad, Mom sent a text again asking where we are.

Shall I sent a reply?

No! N... No, no...

It seems we're almost there, now.

They got splashed.

What is this? Really.

Ah, Min Ho oppa! Oh, what to do?

That's the car!

Dad. We splashed water and they're chasing us!

Huh?

Seems like a scary chase!

Granny's fried rice cake!

Dad. Granny's fried rice cake for us!

Sure. Let's get out of the car fast.

Hey, lawyer dude!

Is that you? You screwed up our hyeong's lawsuit? (hyeong - older brother, mob boss)

Dad, it seems Mom is calling us.

Ah, Dad! Hurry, let's go get granny's fried rice cake!

Oh my, mister!

What happened to you that day?

You both go first to eat fried rice cake.

By ourselves?

- What about you, dad? - I'll be right with you. Quickly go.

Tofu stew is okay too?

Sure. Eat it. Eat it all!

Yeah! Here we go!

Hurry. Hurry.

Lawyer dude. Let's have a chat.

You know how worried I was?

Is it going to rain?

Look at those black clouds.

I will be right with you!

It is quite a lively expression to see. Isn't it?

Yes, really.

Should I say it feels like the expression encompasses all human emotions?

Exactly what I'd say.

Throw one more?

Throw one more...

-=Let's see how well you do this!=- This is for people's fingerprint cal..clueless...

Sorry about that.

Calculus.

However much the related costs are, it will be born...

If you promise not to kick, I will let go.

You fellow. Let go!

Ah, don't kick. What if there's a you being sued you for a kick of a foreigner and do you then?

Cheol Min. This ajussi cannot get his pee out however much he tries to pee. Why is it so?

Do a bit of mocking at him!

What are you doing? Move aside, son of a bitch.

It would be wonderful to pee now.

-=Next Episode Preview=-

Can't do a powerpoint, Miss Na Jin A?

The basic explanation is that there is no conceptualization.

If I learned of nothing but hamburger, so what?

See punk. You watch! I will make you have egg on your face.

Grandpa is having a 'meeting' with a grandmother.

These old people have no sense of propriety.

May be boring, but can't you see that it can still be fun?

There's no consistency in the fonts, you see! Do it again from the title onwards.

Again?

Your date this time is a 30 years old woman?

Father, you still have it!

So what? Why not?

At last. It is done!

Good job.

Miss Mi Suk.

Mr. No. I almost didn't recognize you!

Hurry, get in the car.

-=One week before=-

-=Misconstructions surrounding the potato star=-

-=She had got it=-

-=Take 1. Na Jin A is an ocean seal?=-

-=PD: How many are left?=- -=No Min Hyeok: Only one=-

-=Success!=-

-=Whoa!! Whoa!!=-

-=Take 2. =- -=Hong Hye Seong is a chic, serious, guy?=-

-=This is... for peoples' fingerprints...=-

-=This is...=-

-=Take 3=- -=Director O has an elite alma mater?=-

-=Hi, Night to Me Choo.=-

-=kkyap=-

-=Potato Star's NG Highlights=-

-=Romantic Airport Scene=-

-=But...=- -=That suspicious footstep sound?...=-

-=Bang!=-

-=Say what?=-

-=PD: Cut.=-

-=No pee comes out of this too?=-

-=Not coming out.=- -=Otherwise I pee=-

-=This time what is the NG?=-

-=Bang!=- -=This is some fun!=-