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Ji Ung, here.

Ji Ung. Ji Ung.

Ji Ung, come here.

The sales have been declining for 3 years.

Why do you think it's so, Director O?

Well, because of the bad economy--

Enough of that. When did Kong Kong become a toy importer?

If we pay you high salaries just to make profit from distribution,

there won't be any competitive advantage!

Toyking has launched Captain Burp Burp and

Index-finger Princess' Finger. Two kinds of new products.

In 10 years, we have had nothing except for the DORY series.

Why is it so, Director O?

What? Why do you keep asking only me?

Well, we're gathering ideas but--

Stop saying 'But'.

'Must do it'... Coming up with a new product.

Now, right away!

It tastes good.

Really tasty.

Why are you eating alone?

Yes. I just happened to be.

An open outcast or quietly isolated?

- Quietly isolated? - Quietly isolated.

Had I mention this before?

What?

As a Harvard sophomore, when I said I would join Harvard's chess team, everyone tried to stop me.

They said I was Asian and so wouldn't fit in.

But do you know what happened after a term?

I became the chess team's captain.

From when I got isolated, it might be that I had no comfortable option in any case to fall-back to,

but still one would have to overcome it.

Figure out a strategic plan. Strategy.

Social life is a strategic plan.

Use your brain. Brain... Brain...

It's CEO No.

What's going on with them?

Looks like he's critiquing her hairstyle.

A CEO even gives hairstyle tips to an intern?

What kind of relationship do they have?

Just to support her last time, he even made her compete with us.

Aren't they acting a bit suspicious?

- I guess so. - That's right.

That punk's going to use company funds for his diabetes check-up?

I have an incoming call. Bye.

Hello.

=Hey, Cheapskate.=

Who's this?

Horse head?

=This punk...=

What is it?

=One of our juniors from high school is the PD of an SBC's information program. (PD - Producer-Director)=

=He has something to ask you. I gave him your contacts.=

What does he want to ask me?

Though I wrote the production process as long, in the end, it's from ideas that it all comes out.

No matter what kind of idea it is, sketch it down.

All great works start from random scribbles.

You've heard of this saying, right?

I invite everyone to draw whatever it is on your minds.

Start.

If you want to come up with a great idea, you need observation and imagination.

For example, the image of an animal.

It requires the actual and lifelike characteristics of an animal.

At the same time, it should stimulate the elements of fantasy in the consumer's psyche.

Once you do that... Are you in the design team?

No, I'm with the marketing team.

Your drawing's quite nice.

See? It's cute, isn't it?

Being cute can stimulate the consumer's subconscious. Right?

I guess it hasn't ended yet. I am sorry.

What is it?

Ms. Na Jin A. The CEO is looking for you. Come up to his office when you're done.

Me?

Yes.

- It's done. - Yes. Thank you.

Is it better now?

Yes.

Looking at me makes you feel that uneasy?

It's not like that. When I'm not at my desk,

visitors just charge into your office.

Also, more than anything, there's the security issue.

Okay. It makes sense.

Here. Give this to Director O.

You had called for me?

Come in.

Have a look at this.

Pardon?

I discovered a Harvard newsletter while I was rummaging through my box.

I told you about the chess team earlier, right?

Aren't you being quietly isolated?

If you read that, you'll find out how I got the members' respect.

For your reference.

Thank you. You did all this for me.

What kind of seal is this?

Miss Na Jin A.

You have small hands, right?

This cap's too tight. And it's too small.

I need someone with small hands to open this.

Can you open it?

What? What's this? What's wrong?

Na Jin A. Are you all right?

Spit it out.

Why did you use your mouth to catch it?

Are you a seal?

I'm sorry.

It has become a habit so...

I just have to open this?

- Can you? - Yes!

No? Just forget it if you can't.

No, I can do this!

There's no need to force it. You might poop if you continue with it.

No, I won't!

The mail's here.

What's that sound?

That's enough. Stop it.

It sounds like you're about to give birth.

What the? Like someone's about to give birth.

I guess so.

Here, it's open.

Thank you.

Are you all right?

I'm fine.

If others saw it, they might think you're unlocking a manhole cover instead of a seal cap.

So, it's this.

I thought it was something else.

I am No Su Dong.

=Hello, seonbaenim.= (Seonbaenim - Senior from school/work)

=I am PD Gim Yeong Guk from the program "I Press Charges".= (Seonbaenim - Senior from school/work)

Oh, Horse-head, I mean, Guk Hwan talked of a hubae and it's you? (Hubae - junior at school/work)

- =Yes.= - What is it you want to ask me?

=Ah, you know... We are doing a report on greeting fee sweet-bribes.=

- Is that so? - Dad, give me your credit card.

- Don't give it to her. - Give it to me.

=Aren't you managing a company?=

Hurry, give me your credit card.

I was but I retired not too long ago.

=But still I guess I can get your experience about those matters during your tenure.=

Oh, you see it that way? But lately, it's not much. Ah, I think there's indeed someone.

=Is that so? Then can I interview you?=

Interview?

If I do the interview, what if that person comes after me?

=We guarantee your complete anonymity.=

Anonymity?

Forget it.

I used all my strength to open that cap,

and he says it's a useless seal.

That damn fellow, really.

Go to hell.

Really?

Su Jin and I heard it ourselves. We were right outside the door.

What were they doing?

What else? Na Jin A is really something else.

No way. It might be something else.

What do you mean something else?

What else would those two be doing behind closed doors, making that sound?

I was trying to unscrew the seal cap.

It was too tight

so he asked me to help him unscrew the cap of the seal.

I put in so much effort, so the sound came out!

- Opening a seal. - It's true. I was really taking a seal cap off.

Sure, we understand. Got it. Got it.

I too should go and take a seal cap off...

Do I also have a seal cap to take off?

The cap on my seal is a little tight.

It's true.

You're sure my face won't appear?

Don't worry. We will do a mosaic and change your voice.

Is it ready?

And Seonbaenim, just repeat everything you told me earlier.

I'm nervous.

Now that we're filming, I feel really nervous.

Why did you do that kind of useless interview?

Why else? I want to teach him a lesson.

You do that and it might bite us in the ass first. What if he takes revenge on us?

It's hard to change a person into a good one, but destroying one is so much easier.

What? They'll do a mosaic and change my voice. No one will know.

What mosaic? People who know you will know that's it's you when they see it on TV.

They can recognize the mosaic?

Recognize what?

What if he takes revenge on us?

It's hard to change a person into a good one, but destroying one is so much easier.

What mosaic? People who know you will know that's it's you when they see it on TV.

Oh my god! Those who know me will surely recognize me.

This damn...

I shouldn't have done it. Shouldn't have!

No Su Dong, why the hell did you do that?

There are plenty of stars.

You just found out?

Mom and I moved here when I was in 2nd year high school.

There was a flat bed here back then. It was no joke lying down here at night.

It felt like my body was in harmony with the sky's stars and clouds.

As if my body was sucked into the night sky.

Why not just get sucked into it?

You've lived in this neighbourhood that long? I thought it was a monthly rental.

It was our house in the beginning.

Once Dad wasn't around, we sold the house. We slowly went broke.

When did your dad pass away?

You keep digging like this, like a country bumpkin...

Seoul is very pretty if you look at it from here, right?

Not really. It's the same.

Perhaps everything is pretty if you look at it from afar.

No matter how pretty it is, if you look at it in close proximity...

It's not going well at work?

No... It's the best!

Actually... A little bit. Little by little, I am slowly...

starting to go insane.

What? Do I look crazy?

No, not at all.

No?

Now?

Not really.

No?

Now?

I don't feel it. Do it nicely again.

That's enough. This guy is insatiable.

Why isn't he picking up? I'm going crazy, seriously.

My back is really itchy.

Su Dong. Please scratch my back.

Use a back scratcher. I have an important call to make.

The back scratcher doesn't feel good. Just scratch it. It's so itchy, I'm going crazy.

Do you see the bite mark here?

This is the most important call of my life.

Important call, my butt. You are just sitting on your ass and playing.

Scratch it for me. Here.

Geez.

Where are you scratching?

- Why are you scratching my face? - Gim PD?

Such an unfilial son. Look at him, look at him.

I thought about the interview I did yesterday.

You're in a meeting now.

Then, please call me when it's over, Gim PD.

Why are you looking for Gim PD again?

No... Just as you said, they can figure out the mosaic.

So I want him to cancel that interview.

You've already done it. Why have it cancelled?

Yesterday, you said what if he seeks revenge?

But you've already done the interview. Just go ahead with it.

How can a man be so wishy-washy? And you're the alumni president.

You'll be a laughing stock.

Why would they laugh at me?

Wishy-washy people have no guts, right?

It's better to ask him to do the mosaic properly.

If you ask him to cancel a finished interview, what will he say?

Then what do you want me to do?

How do I ask him to do the mosaic?

Ah, nice. Ah, ah, so nice.

This unfilial son, you don't need to scratch my back.

She scratches a hundred times better than you, Punk.

Stop hitting me. I'm truly going insane!

Truly going insane, it seems!

Su Yeong, use more strength to scratch on the bite mark again. It doesn't matter if it bleeds.

It's already bleeding right now.

Do you want me to use my fingers and make a cross on the bite mark?

Cross?

Yes, go ahead.

Pocket money, do you remember?

Marketing group, fighting!

Come, come. This is our first company gathering.

It's very nice to meet everyone. Let us all do our best.

Come on, cheers.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

I've never talked to you.

Come, let's have a drink.

I remember your interview.

You said I'm a man of my word.

Please forget that.

Why? I was moved.

You even said you joined the company because of Kong Kong's promise to people.

That promise might be a promise to take off a seal cap.

- That seal, I'm really going crazy. - Seal?

- What's that? - It's a long story.

She opened it secretly.

Are you really going to keep this up?

What happened? What?

I laughed too much.

- I'll be right back. - Where are you going?

To open a seal.

I'll go with you too.

Stop it. Seriously!

What? Before I go to the wash room, I need a favor.

You said you worked at a hamburger restaurant, right?

Use these leftover dishes to make a hamburger.

Bulgogi burger.

I want a sealburger.

What? I'll make you a hamburger then.

Jin A, stop it. Jin A.

Here. I'll make you a hamburger. Happy now?

What are you doing?

What the hell are you doing?

Gim PD, I'm No Su Dong.

=Seonbaenim, sorry. I'm very busy right now.=

Oh? Then let's discuss the mosaic for just a moment.

- =We'll take care of it. Don't worry.= - Hang on, hang on.

You have to listen to what kind of mosaic I want.

One moment, one moment.

It'll just take a minute. Just one minute.

I had watched an interview program earlier.

There seems to be different kinds of mosaics.

Like in the "I want to know" program, cover me completely.

If it's done like in the PD manuals of "I Press Charges" or "60 Minutes of Chase",

that hazy mosaic won't do for me.

People will recognize me.

But, with that blurred mosaic of "I want to know",

If you make my parts even more coarse--

I haven't explained it all yet.

I mean, if I am to tell you what it is--

Hey, hey, hey... Hello...

Ah, this fellow! Seriously...

What? That was the reason for the fight?

I mean... Miss Na Jin A, why didn't you say it wasn't so?

No matter how much I said it wasn't so...

Ms. Gang Yumi, Ms. Bae Su Jin...

Why were you saying that nonsense when she had said it was not so?

CEO was always attentive to only Ms. Na Jin A. That was why...

It feels like our CEO and Ms. Na Jin A have something special going on...

Enough.

Since I was nice enough to come here...

Fine.

Right here itself I will clearly reveal my relationship with Ms. Na Jin A.

If you ask what our relationship is...

What Ms. Na Jin A has with me... is a relationship to take off a seal cap.

I heard that Ms. Na Jin A had to suffer being isolated by all of you.

So I gave her a newspaper with a piece covering me.

Just then I couldn't open a seal and just then Ms. Na Jin A was there to open it.

That's all it was. Fine?

And... You said I'm only attentive to Ms. Na Jin A?

Then, I like Ms. Na Jin A, is what you meant?

All of you watch too many dramas or what...

Like those business tycoon guys in such dramas,

I'd be lost in romance with a lowly female staff,

and risk opposition from all sides to marry her! Well, that is your story, right?

But when I see such dramas, I can never get a reason for that.

When one is dead busy managing a company, why would one waste days doing silly dating?

Plus... Is that woman the only woman in the world?

Without that woman, he would die! Why in the world would one be like that?

Fine. In reality it's possible for such a thing to happen, sure.

But then, honestly in those the dramas the lead woman is at least pretty.

Take a look at Miss Na Jin A.

If you aren't blind, have a look.

Pretty? Cute? Sexy?

It is not so, right?

Then why would I?

It's not like I am a retarded guy either. Am I that poor?

Why would I want to date Miss Na Jin A?

Think from a common sense perspective, my friends!

What's wrong? Indigestion?

Need some medicine for digestion?

What is up with him?

I don't know. May be because of the PD who took the TV interview...

- What? - He hasn't put on the hearing aid.

I don't know. May be because the PD who took the TV interview is not taking his call,

he is feeling all upset.

Useless as a son, can't even pee right, and a pee-brain to boot!

Aigoo, good-for-nothing.

Among the ideas, choock-chook sounds pretty good.

Pulling the arms and legs like chook-chook

might turn out great, isn't it so?

Sure. Pulling the arms and legs chook-chook turning out as great is not so.

To me, it is not like it won't turn out great.

To me, it is not like it's like it will not turn out great.

Till its character role is determined you might want to think a bit more.

What is it?

What is this? This is what you took when she fought with me?

I was messing around. I'm so glad that it came out really funny!

See that look!

Totally a crazy Na Jin A burger!

Really.

What are you doing?

What is so hilarious?

What is that photo?

What is it? Let me take a look.

You took this at the dinner party fight?

- Yes. - I am sorry. I will delete it.

Before you delete it, first send it to me.

- Huh? - Huh?

Get the design team leader to come in briefly.

Did you call for me?

This thing... Try some character development with it.

Pardon?

Isn't that cute?

We're sorry.

Why are you late like this?

We're sorry. I took a bit too long at the cafe.

- Okay, hurry and put it in. - Yes.

PD Gim!

Seonbaenim. You're here for...?

As I searched into the TV broadcast schedule, I found it was now.

Why look into the broadcast?

PD Gim, you were busy and... had no time to hear my explanation, you know.

- Has it started? - No, not yet.

Then feel free to start.

Don't bother about me.

=This kind of sweetener payments as coercive bribes have not disappeared.=

=Why are we unable put an end to it?=

=Let us see the story of an executive who had no option but to give sweetener bribes.=

Do the mosaic.

- =Our company also.= - Stop, stop... stop.

- From here, I... - What is this?

Seonbaenim, what is this?

May be I can I explain it here...

You know the tile-mosaic like in the "I want to know" program?

That's what we need.

No way, no way. This much of mosaic won't do.

If it goes out with only this much of it, I will be recognized, you know.

Seonbaenim, what are you doing?

I mean, really, if it goes out like this, I will be recognized!

Hey old lady, if you see that you can recognize me, right?

Seonbaenim.

PD Gim. Program editor. You need to kindly make my face totally blurred!

It will be a big favor.

Yes, I understand.

Increase the blurring.

Seriously.

There you go. There! More, more, more.

Oh, do a bit more of it. More.

Geez, who is the PD here?

Let's just do that.

I don't know about this.

We have to blur my clothes too. It is showing the shiny texture.

As I had worn that suit it a lot in public functions,

people who know me will quickly recognize it.

How should I do it?

Blur it for him. Blur it.

The background behind me also has to be blurred.

If they find that tree behind the brick wall, they'll see it's the cafe in front of my house.

It will be known right away that it is me!

If we go that far to blur it, and the whole picture is blurred,

we won't even know if somebody is there or not.

Well, what's the big deal if we don't know if somebody is there or not?

If we are to blur it like this, we should've rather done a phone interview. What is this?

And oh... PD Gim.

What, seonbaenim? What is it again, this time?

The whole picture is a mosaic. Now what else do you want me to do?

What? You want us to do a mosaic of the mosaic now?

No, the mosaic is fine.

Then, what now?

The voice needs to be done, right? Is he in charge of it?

Are you in charge of sounds?

=Our company also had to do sweetener bribes every time.=

- =Though unlike the entry fee bribes of the past--= - Oh, more, more, more.

More. Do more to make it into a female voice, I am begging you.

The viewers need to know if it is a man or a woman, you know!

Oh, it's fine if they think it's a woman. It's actually better if they think it's a woman!

Do it for him, do it for him. Just do it.

Did the interview thing get done fine?

Had I not gone, it would've been big trouble.

So many problem items!

Seriously.

What terrible sound is that?

Apologies. I had to burp.

Strange. Suddenly the indigestion is going away.

Ms. Na Jin A, you're good at drawing, right?

As it's yours face, could you draw it bringing out the special features?

If it's good, I will select it.

I think this is the best among the designs.

-=Mayonnaise Burger Girl=- - It is so cute - So cute.

That's so cute.

Is that the program with dad in it?

I thought it was postponed. Are they doing it today?

=Why are we unable to put an end to it?=

Is dad coming on now?

=Let us see the story of an executive who had no option but to give sweetener bribes.=

=Our company also had to do sweetener bribes every time.=

=Though they say what entry fee bribes are there these days,=

- =such a thing still exists.= - What is this? Can't see the face. What's with the voice?

-=Caption: Mr. No X X=- It's perfect.

What's this, the captions aren't blacked out?

There were no captions when I was there.

I see. I guess they did captions.

When we were so worried of being found out,

what do we do if you're found out using the family name "No"?

Finding out what? Are there only so few Mr. No's out there?

He is the one worried, which is why I said it.

Finding out what? Are there only so few Mr. No's out there?

Though the faily name "No" isn't that rare,

there is nobody but me as a "No" who was a toy company CEO.

What to do?

Should I do something to counter it?

But then, what do I do?

The program is already aired.

What precaution would do, that I must take?

First of all, once it is morning, let's call the TV station and stop any rebroadcast.

And let's see if there is any other Mr. No among toy company CEOs.

I wonder if I will come out unscathed here.

-=Next Episode Preview=-

I think I'm really going insane. Come back please, for God's sake.

Whether it is your fate or not is to be seen from a horoscope.

You know well what I am doing, right?

As you speak on behalf of those with grievances,

your speaking goes very well, dad.

At least that!

I will write up a charm right away for you.

I'm trusting only you, okay?

You were taking it away. Why is there confusion?

- That. - You are even stuttering?

Even trying hard won't work. Just go back.

Praying for you to be back, I even got this written!

Dad, a text came from Mom.

Actually it is that day The story seems to be somewhat known.

Come quickly.