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All right, honey.
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Now, let's try
a little bit harder word.
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How about "dog"?
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Come on, honey,
I know you can do it.
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Okay.
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D.
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O? Okay.
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"Og."
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Dog.
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G.
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G? Well, why don't you
finish the rest?
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"Gee, she's stupid."
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Let's see you finish the word,
smarty-pants.
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Oh, "dog."
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Like in "dogmatic."
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Oh, of course.
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Hey, Kel. You look kind of puzzled.
Someone ask you to spell "dog"?
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Oh, my God, they did.
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Let me see what we got in the mail.
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Bills, bills, bills.
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Letter from Al's mother.
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Bills, bills.
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Here, honey, go play with these.
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Now, this is what
I've been waiting for.
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Bud's invitation to
the Oldest Virgins in America Club?
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No. It's a letter
from the Board of Education.
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An application
to send little Seven to school.
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Oh, cool.
I can help him with his studies...
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...because I be
a high school graduate.
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Yes, honey, and we be
very proud of you.
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Actually, I requested this...
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...because just the other day,
I saw the school bus go by...
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...and I felt what every mother
feels deep inside:
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Those bus drivers are getting younger
and cuter every year.
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So while I was taking
my oh-so-cold shower...
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...I thought, "Gee, maybe I should just
send Seven to school."
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Let's see here.
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"Age."
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Thirty...
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Twenty-eight.
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Mom? I think they mean
Seven's age.
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I thought they'd want mine on here
for the traditional...
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..."mommy takes bus driver to dinner,
dancing and Jacuzzi" interlude.
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Come here, honey.
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When's your birthday, Seven?
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I don't know.
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Well, didn't you ever
have a birthday party?
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No.
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Well, we're gonna fix that
right now...
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...because I want you
to have birthdays, schooling...
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...vaccinations, friends, a future.
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Everything the authorities
wanted Kelly and Bud to have.
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So we're gonna pick you out a birthday
and then have a party.
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Now, it has to be a very special day
that no one else celebrates.
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Let's see. How about January 22nd?
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That's my birthday, Mom.
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Really?
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Oh, well. Okay. November 27th.
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That's mine.
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Really?
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Well, this is hard.
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How about December 25th?
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Mom, that's Christmas.
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Yeah, but at least
it's nobody's birthday.
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What?
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All right. How about tomorrow?
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- Nothing is happening tomorrow.
- I don't think so.
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Okay. That settles it.
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Tomorrow is Seven's birthday.
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Hi, honey. Do you know
what tomorrow is?
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Well, yes.
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Yes, I do.
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And I can't believe
that after all these years...
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...you remembered my birthday.
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Was that your birthday?
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Well, it's not your birthday anymore.
I just gave it to Seven.
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What about me?
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Al, every night you go to bed whining,
"I wanna die, I wanna die."
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And now, all of a sudden,
you want more birthdays?
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Oh, honey. All right.
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I'll give you the dog's birthday.
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You seem to age about seven years
every year anyway.
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I... I want a human birthday.
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Well, then you'll just have to get
on your hind legs and beg for it.
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Seven, as part of your
birthday presents...
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...you can have whatever you want
out of Kelly and Bud's rooms.
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Oh, boy!
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Well, Kel, there goes
those art photos you took...
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...for Stupid Girls in Chains magazine.
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Oh, yeah? Well, you can say goodbye
to your "so lifelike...
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...you can take her home to meet Mom"
rubber playmate.
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Isis!
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Isis!
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Isis!
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Oh, God! Call 911 fast!
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She's running out of air!
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Oh, the horror, the horror!
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Well, there go your dreams of ever
having any rubber grandchildren.
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Hey, look at these pictures.
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Gotta go.
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You know, Al, I really think
we ought to have some more kids.
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I think we could get it right
one of these days.
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Peg, at my age, I couldn't get it right
if I was with somebody I wanted.
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All right, McGrumpy.
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I know you're a little down
about this birthday thing...
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...and I know I have no power
to get you back up again.
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Oh, snookums.
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Come on, Al.
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If anybody really cared about your
birthday, what would you have wanted?
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Isis. When she was healthy.
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Peggy, could you settle
an argument for us?
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If someone was eyeing Al, drooling
for his body, would you be mad?
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You know, curiously enough,
that happens every day.
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I just shoo those buzzards away
with my broom.
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Then I say, "I don't care what
it smells like, he's not dead yet."
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Look, I... I can't help it
if women want me.
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I mean, what am I supposed to do?
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Stop getting my hair done
and looking killer?
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Well, you could stop swinging
your buttocks like a common trollop...
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...your wedding ring
hidden in your pants...
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...with that roll of socks.
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Yeah. Nature's socks, baby.
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Let me help out here.
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If you're worried about Jefferson
succumbing to another woman...
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...let me put your mind at ease.
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He will always be true to you
because, after all...
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...why go out for milk when you
got two tiny, empty pints at home?
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And why go out for hot dogs...
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...when you've got a tiny little
cocktail frank at home?
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Attached to the whole pig.
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I don't go over to her house
and insult her.
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Gee, what's the matter with him?
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Well, he's a shoe salesman.
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And he's losing his hair.
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And he wouldn't know a shower
if he fell over it.
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And he has this horrible rash
on his butt.
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Not that. I mean, why is he so sad?
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Do you really care?
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- No.
- Actually, tomorrow's Seven's birthday.
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Where's a good place
to have a party?
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We generally like to be someplace
where we can...
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...toss our garbage on the floor
and not worry about picking it up.
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Yes, but rather than having it here...
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...why not do something grand
and well within your budget...
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...and have it in a public park?
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Yeah. A lot of women
like to look at me there.
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And here...
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...and here...
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...and here.
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Of course. When you flaunt the line
of your leopard underwear...
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...through your far-too-thin pants...
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...you're begging for it, mister.
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And someday, some big woman's
gonna give it to you hard, hard...
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...right in the park!
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Take me home right now
and dance for me.
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All right, all right. But this time,
don't invite your mom. Okay?
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My dancing is an art
and not to be cheapened by:
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"That's my son-in-law.
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Shake your moneymaker
over to Mommy."
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You always hated my mother.
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No, I... I like dollars, damn it,
not coins.
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I'm not a tollbooth,
for God's sakes.
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Al, would you ever consider
dancing for me?
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Only at the end of a rope, baby.
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You better get it
out of your system...
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...because I want only smiles tomorrow
at Seven's birthday.
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Gee, I hope he's not too disappointed
that it's in the park.
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The kid is nothing but a stupid hick.
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We'll tell him it's Disneyland.
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This isn't Disneyland!
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Wow, Disneyland!
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Oh, and look,
plenty of space for parking.
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Well, it's time to party.
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Who wants a hot dog?
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That's good because I got one.
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- Me, me.
- Me.
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Hold it now! Hold it now! You know
the rules. You don't call it for it.
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You fight for it...
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...which is why we Bundys might be
maladjusted, but we are strong.
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Excuse me.
What are you doing here?
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Well, between you and me,
I'm celebrating my birthday...
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...but nobody knows
because my wife took it away from me.
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Interesting tale. But meaningless.
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You see, I rented this entire park
for my son Brian's birthday party.
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So take your pathetic weenie
and go elsewhere.
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Does everyone know, Al?
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Now, listen here, buddy...
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...you cannot buy a public park.
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I pay good taxes
to support this place.
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Al, you haven't paid taxes in years.
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And I would feel
quite the fool right now if I had.
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Look, our party is due to start.
Don't make me throw you out bodily.
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Peg...
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...would you please
hold my weenie?
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Well, what'll I do
with my other four fingers?
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All right, Goldfinger. Let's rock.
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Don't get Phillip mad.
He's a fifth-degree master in kung fu.
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Yeah, well, don't get Al mad.
He's a fifth-grade spelling bee winner.
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Now, look here. I may not be rich...
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...or happy...
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...but I know this is a public park.
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And in a country of the people,
by the people and for the people...
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...there's gotta be a place set aside
for scum like us.
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This isn't so bad, kids.
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Just because we
don't get to use the whole park...
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...don't mean we can't have fun.
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Bud, go long.
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Gee, Dad. Touchdown.
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Kelly, extra-point time.
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Come on.
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Yes! Yes!
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This sucks.
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No kidding.
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Why aren't you people
having any fun?
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Aren't you tired
of only celebrating my birthdays?
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You know, that sit-down dinner for 300
of my closest friends at Cafe Poof...
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...where the guest of honor, moi...
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...gets to eat scrambled eggs
off the chests of exotic male dancers.
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I didn't invite you?
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By the looks of your faces...
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...I realize it's because you
would only have brought me down.
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But let's make this party
the best party in the park.
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Well, maybe the second-best party.
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The rich people hired
the Blue Angels.
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Hey, look, they're skywriting.
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"Happy birthday, Brian.
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This is costing your dad $50,000.
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And why not? You're the best kid
in the whole world.
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And we're not just writing that
because we're being paid.
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We mean it, really.
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May God bless you and keep you.
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And don't forget,
we also do weddings.
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Except in April when we're booked
for the Peggy Bundy birthday bash."
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Hi, boys!
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Every kid at school has skywriting.
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You don't love me anymore.
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Yes, I do, son. Look at this.
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Hey, boys and girls.
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Hi, Peggy.
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Frank, is that you in there?
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Hi.
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See you in April.
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Now, kids, Brian's dad
paid me a lot of money...
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...to break my leg for Brian
on his birthday.
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And it hurts real bad.
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00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:16,589
Come on, kids,
it's time for shrimp cocktail.
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They're eating shrimp, kids.
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That's fish.
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Nothing says party like pork.
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And I'll do the slicing.
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00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,594
- Hey, now, watch it now!
- Give me a piece.
252
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,834
Well, I guess we're a
two-hot-dog family now.
253
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,553
Wait a second, now.
254
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:47,228
Before everybody but me eats...
255
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,551
...let's give thanks.
256
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,309
Dogs are busy today.
257
00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,872
Amen.
258
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,395
Dig in.
259
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,989
All right, well,
who has the mustard?
260
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:09,190
Let's see.
Salt, pepper, ketchup, condom.
261
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,633
All right.
262
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:29,879
Now, Seven,
I've got dessert for you.
263
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,548
Noogie, noogie, noogie.
264
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:34,795
Koosh, koosh, koosh.
265
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,230
Yum, yum, yummy!
266
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,154
She never "noogie, noogied" us.
267
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,352
Never "kooshed" us, either.
268
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:46,354
Well, she "yum, yummed" me once
in high school.
269
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,268
And to think, I spelled "dog"
for that woman...
270
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:51,913
...and we're the forgotten ones.
271
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,873
We're the Titos
of the Jackson family.
272
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,274
It's unfair.
273
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,710
Nobody asked us
if we wanted this stupid kid.
274
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,675
Well, don't feel bad, honey. Nobody
asked me if I wanted you two guys.
275
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,794
All I'm saying is I can't believe
he's getting Mom's love.
276
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,268
He's not even a real Bundy.
277
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,273
He's no kind of Bundy.
278
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,232
Bundy's a name you earn.
279
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:15,955
Our emotional scars run so deep,
you can almost see them.
280
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,633
Yup, it's a point of pride.
281
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,673
Ever since the day the first Bundy
stepped off the Mayflower...
282
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,552
...halfway over.
283
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,635
Never found him, but they recorded
his final words:
284
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,871
"Methinks we're here."
285
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:32,154
Pioneers like that and ourselves,
we're the real Bundys.
286
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,954
Why, that kid never suffered
any real rejection.
287
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,115
Not until he's heard:
288
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,918
"The service entrance is in back."
289
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:42,392
Or, "Or not even for 50 bucks."
290
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,352
Yeah, or, "Don't ruin it by talking."
291
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:47,358
Right. Right.
292
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,512
And until that time, he's just another
human being with a future.
293
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,392
Never be a real Bundy.
294
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,033
Oh, kids, look.
295
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:59,710
Seven's playing pi�ata
with the other kids.
296
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,514
Keep him in here...
297
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,119
...where he belongs.
298
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:09,114
This birthday stinks.
I wanna go home.
299
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,237
Me too. Let's go.
300
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,000
Not just yet.
301
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,348
Excuse me.
302
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,959
What do you think you're doing?
303
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,515
You're not allowed
out of the doody area.
304
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:32,948
Only we're allowed out here.
305
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,718
Read this permit, pal.
306
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:41,113
Bud, show the man
what Bundys think of permits.
307
00:19:56,080 --> 00:20:00,073
You could have saved me a little bit.
I didn't get no hot dog, you know?
308
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:05,555
Anyway, the kid here
wants a crack at your pi�ata.
309
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:09,310
- Oh, no, no. Wait a minute. Hold on.
- And I want one of them burgers.
310
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,478
And I reclaim this park
for the people!
311
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,194
And I reclaim this hot dog
for the people...
312
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,277
...and this steak for the people.
313
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:18,999
That's mine! That's it!
314
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,758
Eat hot Gucci, pal.
315
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,189
You know, buddy,
it seems your foot is stuck.
316
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,638
I'll give you 100 bucks if you let go.
317
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,348
Take it, Al. Take it.
318
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,429
Nobody gave me
a birthday present...
319
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,949
...so I guess I'll give myself one.
320
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,716
Happy birthday, Al.
321
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:55,394
Come on, kids.
Let's kick some rich butt.
322
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:15,271
You're ruining my party,
you baboon.
323
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,633
I'm proud to call that baboon
my daddy.
324
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,035
Family meeting!
325
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,034
In the name of Bundys
all over the world...
326
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,630
...I declare this party
open to the people!
327
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,030
Peg, grab all the food
so no one else gets it...
328
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,878
...and grab the presents for Seven.
329
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,596
Dad, did you see Seven
slug that kid?
330
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,677
He's a mean little booger.
331
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:57,353
Yeah, and who knows,
he might even prove to be stupid too.
332
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,993
I think he's a real Bundy.
333
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:03,870
Me too. I declare Seven
an official Bundy!
334
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,150
Can I get a unified "Whoa, Bundy"?
335
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:09,636
Whoa, Bundy!
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