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- Previously
on "Deadly Class"...
- You're a Rat,
as in no affiliation.
- Hating what's wrong is easy.
I'm gonna do something
about it.
- You have the thing this place
is supposed to nurture,
and they all see it.
- I'm a pacifist, man.
- You're a what?
- Don't you ever call me out
in front of my people.
'Cause if I lose my rep,
I'm dead.
- I know about Marcus.
You know I'd never kill you.
You do some shit
like that again,
you're gonna wish I did.
- I think I love you, Petra.
- I-I-I don't--
I don't really know
what to say, Billy.
- Did your mouth
buy you this scar?
Straight razor,
he left the eye.
- It was my bunkmate
at the boys' home.
- But I need a pig
to help me find the kid
that torched that boys' home.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
[dog panting]
- This standard poodle's skull
is moderately rounded.
- Moderately?
Look at that thing.
- The coat,
a proud, curly silver gray
with a hint of café au lait.
- Ooh, café au lait
where it counts.
[chuckling]
Am I right?
Come on.
You still sore at me,
sitting over there
with your back to me?
Look, one day,
you're gonna be grateful.
You were a big ole giant pussy
when you came here,
and, thanks to me, you're
gonna walk out like a man
with some scars.
That's what gives you
substance.
Taught ya a good lesson
to boot.
Humans are shitty.
All of them.
Now, dogs,
like this pup here
on the TV,
I know a girl just like her.
I loved her.
Good dog, until Dad found out.
He misunderstood everything.
Yup.
Humans will always
let you down, but a pooch--
that love's unconditional.
[rock music]
- All I'm saying is, you're not
making your own choices.
You're just doing
what you're taught to do.
- Hit 'em with a right hook!
- I don't really trust the
sovereignty of any government.
I mean, patriotism?
What marketing asshole
comes up with the idea
that you get to feel noble
by--by looking out
for your own
self-interests?
- Uppercut! Uppercut!
Would you quit
keeping it real at me
and focus on the game, man?
Yes!
- Suck my ass,
Canadian Crusher!
- There it is.
Knockout, baby!
This our champion.
That's what I'm talking about.
[chuckles]
Let me get some.
You best give me my money,
Arguello, or I'll make it hurt.
- Uh, uh,
I don't have a dime.
- I ain't asking for a dime,
but I want my $2.
You got till tomorrow.
[door clicks shut]
- Borrowing money from FWO?
Smooth move, ex-lax.
Their interest rates
are exorbitant
and their collection methods
are rather stabby.
Where is that?
- Hey, try Bactine.
If you get cut
by something dirty,
it can get infected.
Uh, uh, not that
the dildo was--was dirty
or--or--or your--your mom--
uh, I don't know--
- You want to bow out
on this one?
- Yeah, very much.
Hey, listen, man.
I'm sorry.
I should've done something.
- [chuckling]
That's just water under the
proverbial bridge, compadre.
Life's too short for grudges.
Forgiven? Check.
Forgotten?
Checka-checka-checka!
[chuckling]
Oh, dang!
It's the old Rat
tutorial guide.
Most of this stuff is,
like, way ancient, though.
What you need is the skinny
from an in-the-know cat.
Now, Rats, your people,
they're the first of
their family to attend King's,
so they're like serfs
during feudalism.
- Killer.
I've enrolled in the dark ages.
- Some Rats get extra jobs.
Uh, toilet scrubbing,
infirmary watch.
Shithead Lex does mail.
Mopey Petra's
on kitchen patrol.
- So if this place
is built on classism,
why are you talking to me?
- I'm friends with everybody.
- 'Sup, dildo?
- Yeah, ha-ha, Boyd!
We're just messing
with each other. We used to--
- You shouldn't let people
treat you like that.
- That's part of my specialty.
I let people think I'm weak
and they never suspect
the ole Shab-attack!
[chuckles]
- Ha-ha. Cool.
- Mm.
- See you ladies
on the dance floor.
- Gag me.
- No Rats at the Legacy dance.
- Oh, bummer. I just had
my asshole freshly douched.
- Joke all you want,
but be careful.
Week of the dance,
Legacy hazing is
a time-honored tradition.
[sharp snap]
- [yelling]
- Caught one!
- A mousetrap?
I get it!
[laughing]
- Viktor!
Hey, compa, you got
a rabies shot yet?
Hear you nailed
a vampire Rat.
Eternal life, sure, man.
But at what price?
- Communism does not
see rich or poor.
Only vagina.
[laughs]
[bell rings]
- [laughing]
[stomping]
- Blowguns were used by
the jungle people of Nicaragua
for thousands of years...
till the Soviets gave them
janky Kalashnikovs.
To use one,
you must be centered
with total focus.
Well,
let's see what you've got.
[dramatic music]
[dart whizzes]
♪ ♪
- [blows sharply]
[dart clatters]
[darts whizzing]
♪ ♪
[darts whizzing]
- Mm-mm.
There. There.
Yes, I remember
your technique.
[darts whizzing]
- [sighs]
- Are you ashamed for others
to know of our beautiful night?
- Look, Drago,
you were a curiosity.
Forget about it, okay?
- Mm, you hide your softness
and act cold
because you fear feelings.
- It's not fear you're
picking up; it's disinterest.
[darts whizzing]
- Go to Legacy dance with me.
- Jesus, you do
speak English, right?
- Rat, Legacy, jock, goth.
Why do we let differences
define us?
Is as song says,
"we are the world."
- Not a world I want
to be a part of.
- Come to dance. Have fun.
You will be under
my protection.
- No. Nay. Nyet!
♪ ♪
[dart whizzes]
- We'll get there.
[bell rings]
- What you're cooking today
is a dastardly syrup
I call Mellow Yellow.
One drop and you're overcome
with primal hallucinations
and terrible anguish.
- Sounds a lot like
a night with Petra.
Isn't that right, Vik?
- Did not know Chico's lapdog
was allowed to speak.
[liquid bubbling]
- Never would've put you and
Vik in the same picnic basket.
How did you convince
that hunk to get you in?
- Did you just say "hunk"?
- Go on and act stuck-up,
but I know you screwed him.
He's sweet on you, too.
Pushing to get you
bumped to Legacy.
- I'm sorry, are we friends?
Why the sudden interest
in what I do?
- No interest.
I just wanted to tell you that
you're making the right choice.
You don't belong with us.
You come to that dance,
you'll regret it.
- [chuckling]
Rat trap.
[chortles]
I get it. I get it. I--
[snarling]
[laughs]
- Let me grab
those jelly beans.
[glass shatters]
Oops.
[sizzling]
[suspenseful music]
- The fire, it's--it's--
it's inside me!
- [laughs]
- Get away! Get away!
- Karma, man. Kar-ma.
- [screaming]
[laughter]
- The rest of you are free.
- [screaming]
- Stay put.
Class clown around here...
ends poorly.
- Dude, I was trying.
Serious. I-I want to learn,
but I'm sort of shit
at everything.
- You'll get there.
Give it time.
These Legacies,
they've been tutored in this
their whole lives.
- Does it bother you?
Training people like that?
- I thought we were gonna
train a generation
to burn it all down.
- Yeah, well, looks like
you're propping it up.
- They put a carrot on a stick,
tell you if you catch it,
you'll have the power
to achieve your goals.
But bit by bit,
they move it from
your path to theirs.
♪ ♪
[sighs]
Yesterday you said something
that reminded me
maybe I lost my way.
- Oh, I didn't mean
to crumb on you.
You know, talk is cheap.
What do I know?
♪ ♪
- It's gonna get worse,
not better.
Keep your head down.
Pick your battles.
Save your time
for maximum destruction.
Play ball at King's until
you learn what you need,
and then get the ---- out.
Before finals.
[glass clattering]
[bell rings]
- I don't know.
The dance might be fun.
- Rather eat glass.
There's a show at The Stone.
- We're banned.
- Right.
The bouncer with
the curious hands.
- Not so curious after we were
done with him, hermana.
- Dude, something's up.
I think Jurgen's gonna--
- Who you touching, Rat?
What, you can't hear?
Get out of my face.
Let's roll.
- I'm in.
- Serious?
Why the change?
- To spite Brandy.
- I'll take it.
- I'm not dressing up like
some candy-ass Valley girl.
- Dress like funeral,
wear bats for bra
and pumpkin head.
I...
I'm just happy you come.
[quirky music]
- [laughs]
With that Russian tosser?
I'd call you a sellout,
but you Bela Lugosi goth turds
stand for less than nothing
to begin with.
- Well, I'm not in your scene,
so meeting your interpretation
of what's okay
and what isn't...
[with English accent]
I don't care.
- Next stop:
J.P. Morgan, brunch,
raise a couple
of paper white pups.
"Brent, honey, I'm home!"
- [laughs]
- This is about
what you said, isn't it?
About your feelings
or whatever?
'Cause, you know, I didn't--
- It's cool.
Now that I see where your
tastes lie, it's for the best.
Hope Viktor's balls
taste like goulash.
- All balls taste
like goulash.
You're gonna give me
a lecture on punk cred?
- Oh, not at all.
Hell, I'd give Viktor
a firm hand job
to get out of this
jive-ass hazing.
- Dude,
you giving out hand jobs?
- You might be quieter
about it, Marcus,
but you're judging her, too.
I'm very intuitive.
- Says the guy who thinks
"Jaws" is a comedy.
- Come on! Nantucket twats
getting chomped?
That shark's a bloody hero.
♪ ♪
- Qué hubo? Qué hubo?
How's lunch?
Special recipe today.
♪ ♪
Rat. The other white meat.
[laughter]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[both retching]
- You dandies need me
to hold your hair?
- How are you
keeping that down?
- Why are you keeping it--
[retching]
- Not my first rat stew.
[toilet flushes]
- Oh, I feel its wee bones
in my belly.
- [gasping]
The horror. The horror.
- Today we riot!
No option
but full-out class war!
- We'll storm
the Bastille and--
and we'll release
a loose stool on the throne.
You in?
- No.
Rain check on eating the rich.
I'm gonna keep my head down
and pick my battles.
- Dude, if we let them
get away with this,
next time, we'll be eating--
I don't know--cat balls!
Soldier, are you prepared
to serve your country?
- This is war!
[both laughing]
- ♪ Call you ♪
♪ You're not there ♪
♪ Answerphone ♪
[knock at door]
♪ Trying to wake ♪
♪ Start anew ♪
♪ I'd give anything ♪
- Cálmate, baby.
You space on movie night?
[radio clicks off]
[dramatic music]
Forget about the mess
we had to clean up, eh?
♪ ♪
I already have.
- I need a break.
♪ ♪
- What's that mean?
You don't want to see me?
- Of course not.
I just--
I was gonna go
to the dance with Saya.
- You should've said
something, baby.
I'll throw on my fancy shit.
- No, it's okay.
It's okay.
We were gonna do girls' night.
Just the two of us.
♪ ♪
Please, just one night.
♪ ♪
- Whatever you want.
♪ ♪
[door squeaks, clicks shut]
[T.S.O.L's "Superficial Love"]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Superficial love ♪
♪ Only for a ---- ♪
♪ But love is incest ♪
- Sticker says "fragile,"
dickhead.
- Looks like Babushka
sent you something special!
- ♪ Peacetime, wartime,
try to draft me ♪
- Oh, smoked fishes!
♪ ♪
- ♪ All die for this land ♪
- Columbia House
finally makes good
on that
Hanks Williams Jr. tape--
[shrieks]
[packages popping]
[people gasping]
What the hell?
- Mother------.
- Piece of shit!
- Where is fey boy?
- ♪ President Reagan
can shove it ♪
[tapping]
- You wanted to see me,
Jurgen?
[ominous music]
♪ ♪
Is this a joke?
- Is it funny?
- Not to the Guild.
This is a suicide note.
♪ ♪
You signed on for life.
- When I shouldered that,
King's was different.
You were different.
You remember those days?
- I remember my father insisted
that you could be
a valuable asset.
Took a considerable risk
breaking you out of prison.
- He told me
we'd restore the balance,
but the people we help
already have power.
- The Rats who passed
the exam.
- How many were there
last year?
♪ ♪
[bell rings]
[indistinct chatter]
- Where's the teacher?
- Find a thousand dicks
and suck 'em.
- So many?
[dramatic music]
[door closes]
♪ ♪
- Welcome to the
Fundamentals of Psychopathy.
♪ ♪
Now, why would Lin
enroll such a lowlife
into his esteemed
Atelier of the Deadly Arts?
- You don't know
my reputation.
- Well, reputations
can be deceiving.
Do you know mine?
- Um...
you're keen on astrology,
41 victims,
no bodies found.
- [coughing] Cannibalism.
♪ ♪
- I would never resort
to such desperate theatrics.
Today we will be studying
the murderer's muse:
resentments.
No better fuel for the feast.
List what you despise,
please.
- Skaters who turn
into rock stars.
Like Gator, he's great, but
the dude thinks he's Prince.
- [spits]
♪ ♪
- Capitalism.
- Yeah, that's hard to argue.
♪ ♪
- Thatcher.
- Snore.
What about you, boy?
What do you hate?
- Bullies.
- Go on.
- Tiny-dick egotists
who hurt people for no reason,
make people lock
their doors at night.
People who make
general existence worse,
people like you.
------- hate people like you.
♪ ♪
[pounds on desk]
♪ ♪
- Today's lesson
was on resentments,
and it looks like
I got a new one.
♪ ♪
I'm just trying to picture you
without feet.
♪ ♪
- I don't get paid,
I will send your boy back
in pieces.
I will do a Van Gogh on him.
You can avoid that.
All you gotta do is pay me,
right?
Just let go of the green
and save Chad
from my mean machine.
You hear me?
I'll just keep the rest
of my dirty business a secret.
You'll go to your grave
just wondering what I did.
[thudding]
Ah.
Come to have the fun,
sweet pickles?
- There's nothing sweet
about us.
- Oh, sweet pickles,
I'm gonna have you
in a sandwich pie.
Gonna run my--
- [yells]
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- [choking]
[busy signal beeping]
[coughing]
- Now, class,
as you just witnessed,
sometimes you gotta fight
with bare hands
like the guru of white karate,
Chuck Norris, "Firewalker."
Scoom! Skam! Wham-dam!
Other times,
you gotta improvise.
- You are twice our size.
- Size, schmize.
When I was a bouncer
at Chest of Drawers--
AKA Check for Sores--
on the Jersey Shore,
every Italian
from Seaside to Sicily
tried to take a swing
at ole Master Zane,
and I knocked
the Drakkar Noir right off 'em
with nothing but a brick.
Atypical combat skills
save your keisters, meisters.
Now, you two--
you two are losers.
- Well, his swan dive kind of
------ up our entrance.
- Nothing ever happens
according to plan.
Uh, hobo kid here,
he still nailed it
with the skimmy-scam-shabaldam!
[chuckles]
[ominous music]
♪ ♪
[gears clattering]
♪ ♪
- [sighs]
[gears clattering]
[hatch thuds shut]
♪ ♪
- Your recommendation?
- He's been slipping
for months,
numerous accidents
in class.
It would be best
to replace him.
- Just...
Let him go?
- I trust his silence.
He's served us
for nearly two decades.
- That's not how we do things.
Is it?
- If a reed doesn't bend,
it breaks.
Perhaps some flexibility
in our principles.
[dark music]
You know what I love
about principles?
♪ ♪
None of us can actually prove
whose ideas are right
and whose are wrong.
We have to assert our values.
Only then do they become real.
- And when we see
that we are wrong,
do we not reassess?
- Look at them.
♪ ♪
They stand in
this position in agony
for 12 hours a day
for an ideal.
Why?
- They made a commitment.
- Same as Jurgen did.
It's a shame he couldn't
hold his form.
♪ ♪
I know you won't let
your friendship
get in the way
of what must be done.
♪ ♪
- They can think
what they want.
I know they all call me
a bitch.
- You are a bitch.
Be proud of that.
- People who proudly
self-apply labels
like "asshole" or "bitch"
as if it's a sign
of their own strength
are just ugly people
looking for an excuse
to lean into
their unpleasant nature.
- Well,
they all think I'm crazy.
- They're gonna think
what they want.
Nothing you can do about it.
- I don't care what they say.
I just wish it wasn't true.
- You're not crazy.
[soft music]
- I just want to be normal.
- ---- that.
Normal's death.
- But what's more normal
than bragging about
how normal you are?
- [chuckles]
♪ ♪
- Maybe we shit on
what we can't have.
Me, in my heart,
I would love
to own a house like this--
filled with books,
niños running around,
music in the air.
- Enjoy that bullshit.
I'm gonna party forever
and rule the world.
But I would like
to come and visit.
- Auntie Saya,
party queen of the world.
- Mm-hmm.
- You are.
- I am. You're right, I am.
[bell jingles]
[man speaking indistinctly
over radio]
[door closes, bell jingles]
- Why don't you find out
if this goes with fish?
[man continues indistinctly
over radio]
- Excuse me, sir, do you think
this goes with salmon?
- Strawberry wine
goes with drunk.
How old are you, sweetheart?
- 25.
- If you're 25,
I'm Christie Brinkley.
[glass shatters]
[gun cocking]
Lootin' the wrong
establishment.
Put it down now.
- Well, jeez, mister,
I-I brought this from home.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
- [yells]
♪ ♪
[both giggling]
- Go!
- I remember once,
I was with Mom and Dad
in the old sedan,
driving in the middle
of the night,
God knows where,
and they had this
Christian radio station on.
The only thing
we could pick up.
The guy was talking about
holding up a mirror to society
to show how violent it is
and illuminate
some of the cancer
in the hopes that Jesus'
light would cure it
and people would be kind.
This crazy guy calls in
and tells the preacher
he's gonna shoot him.
Jesus' disciples out there
teaching his message
all these centuries later
and being met
with the same response.
The reality is,
they like the violence.
They feed on it.
Denke's right,
I need to pay attention,
learn to protect myself,
grow scales and breathe fire,
never let them
---- with me ever again.
[door clicks open]
- Killer study hall, yo.
Got this new Kid Icarus
business.
Supposed to be
some hard-ass shit.
- Now you can talk to me?
- You still trippin' on that
little two-step in the hall?
Nothing I can do
about hazing week.
- Mm, can't defy tradition.
- Exactly.
- Witch hunts,
slavery, Columbus Day.
- What's wrong
with Columbus Day?
- Look, I got a lot of reading,
and I don't have a legacy
to fall back on.
- Can't help
what I was born into.
- Look, man, I-I can't--
I can't be friends with someone
who's ashamed of me,
not after what I did for you.
- Keep your mouth shut
about that, man.
- Or what? You'll pacifist
the shit out of me?
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
Jesus never stood a chance.
[Tones On Tail's "Go!"
playing]
♪ ♪
- Oh!
- Oh, yeah. Oh!
♪ ♪
- More dead! Look dead!
- Find the big pearl!
- Yeah.
- Perfect.
That's good.
- ♪ And you'll never,
ever get old ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah-yeah-yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah-yeah-yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah-yeah-yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah... ♪
- This is where fun
comes to die.
- No one must die.
♪ Go ♪
♪ Your whole world
can change ♪
♪ If only you
just broke through ♪
♪ Through the fears
inside your head ♪
♪ 'Cause your fears
are doing nothing for you ♪
♪ Keep your head up,
your mind open ♪
♪ You'll always,
always come through ♪
♪ 'Cause living it up,
it's a big deal ♪
♪ It's good for you ♪
[Minor Threat's "Good Guys
(Don't Wear White)" playing]
- ♪ I'm a bored boy
born in a rut ♪
♪ Some say my manners
ain't the best ♪
♪ Some of my friends have been
in a whole lot of trouble ♪
- The corporatization
of America
is why everything
is so awful.
- Come on, not all of them.
McDonald's?
Without Mayor McCheese
and Ronald McDonald,
the Hamburglar
would rule us all.
- Right, so instead
of having a chef
open a restaurant and pour
his heart and soul in,
you know, concocting
something delicious,
you get teenagers
reheating meat-like patties.
- Oh, man, I could ---- up
a meat-like patty right now.
- No, but seriously, like,
what happens to a chef
when he has to work
at McDonald's
because it's
the only restaurant left?
I mean, years go by,
his soul is diminished.
His creativity is stifled.
How is there any other outcome
besides depression,
drug addiction, or suicide?
- Oh, cool, the Ian Curtis
convention's in town.
Don't let me interrupt your
mewling with this box of fun.
[laughs]
♪ ♪
A few pyrotechnical
diversions.
[laughs]
- ♪ Man, who's to say
who's the better man? ♪
- From hell's heart,
I stab at thee!
♪ ♪
- ♪ You thought I had
a dirty mind ♪
♪ All those messed-up chicks ♪
♪ Of the changing times ♪
♪ White filth
and easy living ♪
[fireworks whistling
and popping]
- Ha-ha!
Suck on my fiery phallus!
Yes!
- [laughs]
- ♪ Can you hear them? ♪
♪ They talk about us ♪
♪ Telling lies ♪
- Maria.
- ♪ Can you see them? ♪
- I could've signed you up,
baby.
- ♪ They have no shield ♪
- Hey.
- ♪ It doesn't matter
what they say ♪
- You couldn't give her
one night away.
- I just came to get
my bailar on.
- You're a real piece of shit.
You know, all she needs is--
- You're gonna tell me
what my girl needs, huh?
- You clearly don't have
a clue.
- She give you that story
about wanting a normal life?
♪ ♪
The house with the books
and little niños
running around, eh?
She's been telling
that one for years.
I taught her that.
She's working you
so I can keep tabs
on your crew.
- What did you say to her?
- I just told that puta
who you really are.
Hmm?
- ♪ Our lips are sealed ♪
♪ Pay no mind
to what they say ♪
♪ It doesn't matter anyway ♪
- [chuckles]
- Oh, yeah?
- Welcome to the
Legacy Committee, sweetheart.
Unfortunately,
your application's been denied.
- Rat will always be Rat.
- ♪ Well,
that's no surprise ♪
♪ Can you see them? ♪
♪ See right through them ♪
[feedback squealing]
Listen up, everybody,
y'all might know her
as the dark cloud
that haunts
the halls of King's,
but tonight
thanks to the lovely ladies
of the Cheer Death Squad,
she's gone from wasteoid
to...passable.
[applause and laughter]
Please put your hands
together
for the belle of the ball,
the new and improved
Miss Rat 1987.
[laughter and applause]
♪ ♪
- If a wiener is called
a penis,
why isn't a butt
called a poonis?
- [laughs]
- 'Cause nothing about
the English language
makes any sense.
- Nothing.
You've got "womb," "tomb,"
and then "bomb."
- It should be, uh, a "boom."
It's literally a thing
that goes boom.
- Bloody ------- right.
- No, dude, no.
Friends don't let friends
share dairy.
[rock music]
Dude.
♪ ♪
Jesus, what happened?
- [sniffles]
It's my own fault
for being a charlatan, right?
- Oh, so I'm
the asshole somehow?
[somber music]
[sizzling]
We were just
messing with you before.
It's normal to want to be
a part of the normal world,
but it's easier
when you accept
that you don't belong in it.
- Stop.
I'm not gonna let them
rent space in my head.
Lesson learned.
- You just needed a reminder
of why we don't take part
in that mess.
You don't need them.
They are awful.
♪ ♪
You're one of ours, love.
- Always will be.
- But you're right to be angry.
- Nothing to be done about it.
- Not by yourself.
- I thought you were sitting
on the sidelines.
- Yeah,
I was picking my battles.
♪ ♪
There's no point
in having friends
if you're not gonna
stick up for them.
♪ ♪
Let's burn them down.
- Like a Roman ------- candle.
♪ ♪
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
- What did he say?
- Pretty much like you said.
- So what do we do now?
[slow music playing]
- Let's go streak
Golden Gate Park.
[both laughing]
♪ ♪
- I'm gonna need the rest
of that strawberry wine.
- Okay.
♪ ♪
- ♪ We were just two
crazy kids in love ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Making the most
of what could be ours ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Time stood still ♪
♪ And I spent it
in your arms ♪
[dart whizzes]
- Ah!
♪ ♪
[yells]
The Baba Yaga,
she eats my loins!
- Ladies and gentlemen,
Mellow Yellow!
[darts whizzing]
[people screaming]
♪ ♪
- Hey, pumpkin.
- Out of my way,
you dumb cooze.
[dart whizzes]
- [with Southern accent]
Well, I do declare!
- [gasping]
- Juan.
Compa, what the ----, man?
[ominous music]
Qué pasó, muchacho?
- [grunts]
[grunting]
- Sí, puto?
- Step off.
♪ ♪
- You want a taste, bitch?
- Bounce.
- And miss the disco?
- It's been a while since the
Soto Vatos cleaned the house.
- Yeah?
- Throw in the Rat for free.
Eh? Hágale, puto.
- Chico!
- [groaning]
- This dance is over.
Everybody return
to their rooms.
[Chris de Burgh's
"Lady In Red" playing]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ I've never seen you
looking so lovely ♪
♪ As you did tonight ♪
♪ I've never seen you
shine so bright ♪
♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I've never seen
so many men ask you ♪
♪ If you wanted to dance ♪
- Been looking all over.
- ♪ Given half a chance ♪
- Are you okay?
- Shh.
- ♪ And I have never seen
that dress you're wearing ♪
♪ Or the highlights
in your hair ♪
♪ That catch your eyes ♪
♪ I have been blind ♪
♪ The lady in red ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Is dancing with me ♪
♪ Cheek to cheek ♪
♪ There's nobody here ♪
♪ ♪
♪ It's just you and me ♪
♪ It's where I want to be ♪
- Come on, man.
Guard your left.
Your left!
[chuckles]
- Hey, what you did tonight,
thanks for having my back.
- I got to thinking
on what you said earlier.
- Which part?
I say so many smart things.
- About patriotism,
and it wasn't so smart.
- Mm, you must've
misunderstood it.
- You said patriotism
was about self-interest,
but back in Watts,
we had a different kind.
The pride wasn't
in the government,
'cause they never earned
no loyalty from us.
It's about community.
It's about taking care
of your people.
[solemn music]
- You saying
I'm your people?
♪ ♪
- Not if you can't guard
your left.
Come one, Arguello,
carry your weight, man.
♪ ♪
- Is a celebration in order?
- More of a commiseration.
Your contract
cannot be revised.
Take a sabbatical.
Go to an island,
a mountain.
Reset your perspective.
- You know, I don't think
a mai tai and a tan
is going to do it.
This is a long time coming.
- A man gives his life
to a thing.
Years pass until, inevitably,
one day towards the end...
He wonders if it was
the right thing,
but he's already given
so much to it.
To quit would erase
all his sacrifice.
- So instead,
he stays the course.
Too far down the road
to turn back,
he agrees to die compromised.
♪ ♪
- When you first started
at King's,
you were exhausted
with the ineffectual game
of terrorizing
the pawns of giants.
Here, by bringing your fire
to the next generation,
you can make a true impact.
- The Legacies have
their futures already written.
They don't give a shit
about what I tell them.
And the Rats--
- The Rats?
- The ones who might actually
make a difference,
what chance do
any of them stand?
- The great examination
cannot be stopped.
- Because you refuse
to stop it!
♪ ♪
Give me a head start,
for old times' sake?
♪ ♪
Potassium chloride.
- That was your head start.
- [grunting]
[tense music]
♪ ♪
- [yells]
[groaning, panting]
♪ ♪
- [gagging]
♪ ♪
[gasping]
♪ ♪
[gasping, coughing]
- Mark my words.
They will come for you.
♪ ♪
[groans]
♪ ♪
- [speaking Japanese]
[solemn music]
♪ ♪
[tense music]
♪ ♪
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